CAN YOU SMELL IT THATS THE SMELL OF ARE ENEMYS DESPERITLY TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH US IF YOU JUST WOKEN UP FROM A COMA ARE BELOVED BRAVES ARE THE RAINING NL EAST CHAMPS AND WE INTEND TOO WIN IT ALL AGEN BUTT THIS YEAR THAT IS NOT ALL THAT WE WILL WIN THE NL EAST CROWN IS NOT ENUFF AND THAT IS WHY THE PAIN TRAIN IS FIRED UP AND READY TO TAKE THE ENTIRE LEAGUE BY STORM
HERE IS MY GUYD TO THE NL EAST:
THE PHILLYS: I CALL HIM BRYSE BECUASE C'S ARE FOR CHAMPIONS AND GABE KAPLER RUNS THREW BULLPEN ARMS LIKE HE RAN THREW NEEDELS
THE GNATS: ESPNS SWEETHART STILL THINKS THEY CAN CUNTEND WITH A LINEUP OF DINOSORES
THE METS: LOL
THE MARLINS: ILL SHIT MORE WINNERS THEN THE MARLINS
NOW YOU ARE PROBLY ASKING YOURSELFS WHAT MY PREDICKSHIN IS FOR ARE BELOVED BRAVES WELL TOO PUT IT AS SIMPALLY AS POSSIBLE 162 GAME WIN STREAK IN TOO THE PLAYOFFS THAN WE SWEEP THE PLAYOFFS AND BEET THE ASSTROS IN FOR GAMES TOO BE THE 2019 WORLD SEREIS CHAMPIONS
THE MVP RACE WILL BE A 3 MAN RACE BE TWEEN THE BRINGER OF RAIN FREMVP AND THE GOLDEN BOY RONALD ACUNA JUNYA
DANSBY SWANSON WILL SILENTS THE HATERS AND LOOSERS OF WICH THEIR ARE MANY THATS RITE FOLKS THE PAIN TRAIN IS STILL STANDING BY DANSBY AND ILL DIE ON A HILL FOR HIM SO COME AT ME HATERS
MY BOLDEST PREDICKSHIN IS THAT THE KID FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BOORDER TAKES THE FORM OF THE ACE THAT IS PROMISSED ALL HAIL MIKE SOROKA
LAST BUTT NOT LEASE BRIAN SNITKER RETAINS THE MANGER OF THE YEAR AWARD AND THE GREEK EINSTINE GMAA WINS GM OF THE YEAR BUTT WE WILL ALL REMEMBER THAT COPPY LAYED ON HIS SORD FOR THIS
SPESHIL NOTE TO COMMISHNER ROBBY MANFRED YOU CAN MAKE ALL THE RULES YOU WANT BUTT THOSE RULES WONT PROTECT YOU WHEN THE PAIN TRAIN COMES FOR THAT ASS LETS GET PHISICAL ITS TIME TOO SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE ARE HERE TOO STAY LET ME HERE YOU SCREEM 162-0 WORLD SEREIS OR BUST GRAB ME SOME BUD HEAVYS AND LETS POUND THE HATERS INTO BOLIVIAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO