Happy Ervin Santana Day Braves fans! For all you gluttons for punishment skipping work, skipping class or just sneaking a peak at this midday game might I suggest everclear? The grain alcohol not the band. Straight to the face honestly. Start drinking now and don't stop until you wake up and the Braves are fielding a team of intelligent apes that have supplanted humans as the dominant species on the Earth. Cause good Lord look at this lineup. Ryan Doumit cleanup. Andrelton Simmons second. Tommy La Stella, Chris Johnson and BJ Upton all in the same group. If the game recap is unreadable it is because watching these guys strike out with Jason Heyward at third base caused my eyes to literally fall out of my head. Have fun folks!
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