Aaaaaa Dansby Swanson

Aaaaaaaaa

Also, there's a baseball game or something happening? I'm not sure.

The #MNTwins go for the 2-game sweep over the Braves tonight. https://t.co/tJiCqrD0I1 pic.twitter.com/SCrUkgVzbu

— Minnesota Twins (@Twins) August 17, 2025

.@LieutenantDans7 makes his big-league debut tonight at Turner Field! #ChopOn https://t.co/lq8j9SlVnm pic.twitter.com/yOfXkVHonj

— Atlanta Braves (@Braves) August 17, 2025

Aaaaaaaa

Also there are not enough memes and images (currently, anyway) that equate Ron Swanson and Dansby Swanson. People need to get on that. Also, his actual first name is James. Weird.