Someone, somewhere will take this seriously and exclaim "OMG WHAT A HACK!!", although a few of these scenarios aren't out of the realm of possibility.
Well...yeah. Any other option is unacceptable in my opinion.
He'll receive a $1 million base salary if he makes the ballclub and can receive $6 million in incentives if he stays active and in the rotation for a full season.
Their numbers have been trending downward, and it doesn't help their causes with other HOF-worthy candidates such as Maddux, Glavine, and Biggio crowding the ballot.
It's the second time in nine months he's been cited for speeding. I'm beginning to wonder if he'll ever mature.