Heywardisms Collage
I got Bored during the Cuse/Zags game and had some time to waste. I've really enjoyed reading all of the "Heywardisms" that we have come up with in the recent post of them and the prior one. So I put the ones I thought were the funniest and most creative together with a picture of the man himself. I hope you like it and it makes a nice computer background, too. I also threw in something else I did with a little humor.... I had alot of time. Hope you like it.

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"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Mar 21, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a beautiful piece of art.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Mar 21, 2010 7:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Rec'd
because its awesome and I’m proud/selfish that it has my quote
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
aaaaand this is going upstairs...
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
"Jason Heyword is what Willis was talking about."
ROFLMAO!!
"Brian McCann will be guest starring as Bizarro in Smallville this fall. See, he has to put his glasses on to become Superman." -by Rhyno18 on Aug 4, 2009 5:52 PM EDT
Excellent work! The TCers around here will LOVE it!
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Ya know, in a way I sort of hope he doesn’t know about all of the frenzy and anticipation surrounding him. So early in his young career, the expectations of absolute dominance and greatness would be a lot to feel like you had to live up to.
Of course I suppose that could be just the maternal side of me talking…..
"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz
I guess it is,
because I feel the same way.
"This is the most confident Braves club I've ever been on in spring training."
—OF Matt Diaz.
Well I guess it's official...
anything other than a ROY/MVP season out of him will be considered a disappointment. Especially after all of this build up. At least based on his interviews, he has the right demenor for major league life.
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Plus...
you got the Dos Equis quote backwards.
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Wow!
These are great. I will use both of these as wallpaper. Nice job.
Here is one I MUST share:
“Brokeback Mountain” isn’t just a movie. It’s also what Jason Heyward calls the pile of dead Mets players in his front yard.
The only time the Mets win is in the offseason.
I can't claim authorship
but I did see this one somewhere:
“Jason Heyward is so good that he makes David Wright piss in Ryan Howard’s pants”
I was ROTFL
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
hahahahah
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Mar 23, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Jason Heyward is so good
he’s on our Opening Day roster.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
What’s on his shoulder in the picture in the top left? I can’t figure this out.
by McGriff the Crime Dog on Mar 26, 2010 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
hahahaha oh okay i see it now. thank you
by McGriff the Crime Dog on Mar 26, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You should add some of the jokes that we made in that thread to that pic.
MATT DIAZ IS THE F**K*NG MAN.
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