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Unbearable Braves Quote For The Day

From a Jon Heyman Twitter post:

braves, reds could be in mix for garret anderson

Um, WHAT! Hey Jon, on behalf of the entire Braves universe... GFY!

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"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."

by justincredubil02 on Feb 22, 2010 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

its weird how before reading this i didn’t know what GFY or BFS meant….but after reading they both popped right into my head….like it was meant to be….

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Feb 22, 2010 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

me too!

"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"

by Doghnut on Feb 22, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey 10-4, how quickly can you get face-time with Wren?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 5:41 PM EST reply actions  

on my way! I’ll save you Atlanta!

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on Feb 22, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Aww f*ck

Frank, if you would do this, you might get hell broken out on you. Just sayin’.

Omar Minaya is my hero!

by Scott Coleman on Feb 22, 2010 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

I think this should give an accurate portrayal of how you’re feeling, corrrect?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

you could say that.

Omar Minaya is my hero!

by Scott Coleman on Feb 22, 2010 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

So is he trying to prove he's an idiot or what?...

Seriously, we pass on Damon over $5m, but target FUGA? Something there doesn’t add up, and I’m guessing it’s Heyman’s IQ.

by Mr. Sanchez on Feb 22, 2010 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

It didn’t make sense to waste money on FUGA last year, but our brilliant GM did just that.

by Lennox on Feb 22, 2010 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Except it was justifiable. This would not be

The Jordan Schafer Fan Club.

by acie4mvp on Feb 22, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

For real,

it’s not like there’s a DPH in baseball (designated professional hitter).

The third-base umpire ran into the outfield and retrieved the biggest chunk. "It's a f***in' potato."

by alligatorimpersonator on Feb 22, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean last year...

when we had what appeared to be a need for an OF, unlike this year where we have plenty, and for another middle of the order bat (which Anderson wasn’t but had been previously), which is also unlike this year with the signing of Glaus, development of Escobar and Heyward, etc. Yeah, different year, different needs.

by Mr. Sanchez on Feb 23, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL

There was no reason to bring in FUGA last year, heck, the reason he was available was that everyone else in the game already knew that he was done as a productive player, certainly they knew that he was no “middle of the order bat” anymore. If Wren couldn’t see what everyone else in baseball did last year with regards to FUGA, how do you know that he isn’t getting visions of that one hot month that Anderson had last year in his head and thinking, “Hey, Garret was hurt last year, we could bring him in on the cheap, and he’ll be just as good as that Damon guy I just tried to sign …”

by Lennox on Feb 23, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Damon was a leadoff hitter,....

hence the minimal (judging by our offer and what he ultimately accepted) interest. FUGA is not a leadoff hitter. And I think having Melky, McLouth, Heyward, Schafer, and Diaz competing for starting jobs is a little different than last year when it was Diaz, Schafer, Blanco, and Josh Anderson.

by Mr. Sanchez on Feb 23, 2010 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Watch it with those fact.

I wrote a novel, it's about baseball, you should buy it: https://www.createspace.com/3407939
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by cbwilk on Feb 23, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d rather be raped by a cactus. Or have rusty thumbtacks inserted into my pee-hole.

"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Feb 22, 2010 5:44 PM EST reply actions  

why be nice?


look at this.

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

wtf was he thinking….

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Feb 22, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

“Damn, 8 beers down, and this girl is FINE!”

"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."

by justincredubil02 on Feb 22, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i hope it was 8 shots of everclear…

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Feb 22, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I would need 8 shots to the groin.

"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."

by justincredubil02 on Feb 22, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 22, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Excellent, excellent work.

"If you were going to make a Mount Rushmore of managers, Bobby's one of them."
-Mike Scioscia

by The Keith Lockhart Era on Feb 22, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

better than the chipper stare? or the frenchy being afraid of the ball? or the sandoval cake? I’d rank this 3rd, only ahead of the cake

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

fail. the heap double and chipper going mental is what i meant for the first

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

someone post that one of Chipper and BMac

PLEASE. It’s magical.

Raul Ibanez’s throw from LF is pretty great as well.

Omar Minaya is my hero!

by Scott Coleman on Feb 22, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Feb 22, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

lmao

that’s great.

Omar Minaya is my hero!

by Scott Coleman on Feb 22, 2010 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

thats so classic…… the cake gets me every single time tho…

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Feb 22, 2010 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

1/2 hero. still waiting on the heap double. you mind if I download it (seeing as its from photobucket)?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

sure...I just found it with Google...

I thought I had it downloaded somewhere, but couldn’t find it. I’ve been looking for the heap triple; no luck so far….

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Feb 22, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

really? (goes off searching for the next 3 hours..)

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I found it

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

here we go

Photobucket

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

someone bookmark this thread!

it’s the picard face palm away from having all the good images…

"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"

by Doghnut on Feb 23, 2010 6:27 AM EST up reply actions  

You can't have all the good Picard images without


which is also my reaction to Jon Heyman’s Tweet.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Feb 23, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

good point

"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"

by Doghnut on Feb 23, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

it was. my mistake

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 23, 2010 6:24 AM EST up reply actions  

don’t forget kermit and christian bale

"Dum spiro spero"

by Bravely going forward on Feb 22, 2010 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

This. I regularly pull that one up on my laptop for a quick laugh.

I wrote a novel, it's about baseball, you should buy it: https://www.createspace.com/3407939
www.dropoutproductions.com

by cbwilk on Feb 22, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

can’t say I’ve seen it. can you post it?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Feb 22, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

FAIL.

"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."

by justincredubil02 on Feb 22, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

big fail

"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 22, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Oops. I suck.

"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Feb 22, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on Feb 23, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Love it so much.

I wrote a novel, it's about baseball, you should buy it: https://www.createspace.com/3407939
www.dropoutproductions.com

by cbwilk on Feb 23, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s so great.

"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 23, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha. Thank you so much. that is actually gold

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 23, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm partial to this one

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on Feb 23, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 23, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't need the Cat Lady to throw cats at me to let me know she's crazy!

by McCann and McWill on Feb 22, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn it didn’t work.

I don't need the Cat Lady to throw cats at me to let me know she's crazy!

by McCann and McWill on Feb 22, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't need the Cat Lady to throw cats at me to let me know she's crazy!

by McCann and McWill on Feb 22, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Second times a charm.

I don't need the Cat Lady to throw cats at me to let me know she's crazy!

by McCann and McWill on Feb 22, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

anyone remember what episode this was?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I thinkt it was early second season when ted and robin started hooking up

HansonManCrush

by HansonManCrush on Feb 23, 2010 8:26 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

pinch me I must be dreaming having a nightmare…

Are you a figment of my imagination, or am I a figment of yours?

by Br8vesfan on Feb 22, 2010 5:48 PM EST reply actions  

I do enjoy these new Quote of the Day Segments

But if we f’ing sign Garett Anderson I will rub broken glass into my eyeballs before I watch him sleeping in left field while Diaz sits on the bench all pumped from his latest p90x workout

HansonManCrush

by HansonManCrush on Feb 22, 2010 5:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I have a higher opinion of Frank Wren than this. We WILL NOT end up with Garret Anderson again. It just can’t happen. Wouldn’t the planets have to be in alignment on the summer solstice, whilst a secret ritual is performed by Zombie Hitler for something like this to happen anyway?

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Feb 22, 2010 5:51 PM EST reply actions  

Do you have proof that that’s NOT happening?

by J-Freak on Feb 22, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ummm…..it’s not the summer solstice for sure…

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Feb 22, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

wtf?!

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Feb 22, 2010 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s the clown from Zombieland. I think

by The Beard on Feb 22, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah it is!

that movie was the shit man, Tallahassee was a complete badass!

by carolinabrave89 on Feb 22, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

best movie of last year

"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"

by Doghnut on Feb 22, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

sadly i haven’t seen it….apparently i need to..

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Feb 22, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously...

Harrelson and Michael Cera 2.0 are fantastic…Abigail Breslin and Emma Stone really shine as well.

And the celeb cameo toward the end really put it into elite status imo.

"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"

by Doghnut on Feb 22, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

you not only need to see it, you need to see it drunk first (and marvel at the genius of bill murray) and then sober and realize that it’s funnier when you’re sober.

by apoxonbothyourhouses on Feb 23, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I fucking hate clowns, but this one’s not so bad.

by Lizziebeth on Feb 22, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

In the immortal words of Spock, that’s illogical.

I wrote a novel, it's about baseball, you should buy it: https://www.createspace.com/3407939
www.dropoutproductions.com

by cbwilk on Feb 22, 2010 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

We

barely avoid Damon and now FUGA why cant i relax until ST. Damn it Wren im only 20 i dont need this much stress

by Erihury on Feb 22, 2010 6:13 PM EST reply actions  

Flashback!!!!

I think Heyman confused some notes from last spring. If you asked him he would probably tell you that Schaffer is looking good to make the team out of ST and that Frenchy’s new swing will have people calling him the “Natural” again.

by I Saw Buzz Beaned on Feb 22, 2010 6:24 PM EST reply actions  

just a heads up: Jordan’s last name only has one ‘f’ (Schafer, not Schaffer)

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Tell that to Heyman, they’re his notes. LOL. I suck!

by I Saw Buzz Beaned on Feb 23, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Well at least I got some good news today

my Braves/DBacks tickets just came in the mail! Cant wait! I think I know 2 other TC members are gonna be at the game(s)…anyone else?

Omar Minaya is my hero!

by Scott Coleman on Feb 22, 2010 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

every time i hear about TC’ers attending game i feel such hatred jealousy inside.. :p

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Feb 22, 2010 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

That's GREAT News

Right there for the whole series!!! I can’t wait! I haven’t gotten my season tix yet, but i figure they’ll be coming in soon. I got the boss to spring for parking passes again. Life is sweet!

by I Saw Buzz Beaned on Feb 22, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m just hoping — if not praying — that Heyward will be playing by early June. I can’t really come up with a scenario where he wouldn’t be playing, but there’s always a chance. I’d also love to see Tommy or JJ pitch. I’ve seen Huddy, DLowe, Medlen and KK pitch, so it’d be nice to see a fresh face on the mound.

Omar Minaya is my hero!

by Scott Coleman on Feb 22, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Were you there last season when Medlen got his first win as a starting pitcher? I have those tix saved. I might try and get him to sign them when they come to town.

by I Saw Buzz Beaned on Feb 23, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

He would probably appreciate that you kept those.

"Hey Fat Kid...the monster is right behind you! RUNNNN!!" -The Host

by bwellnjonesco on Feb 23, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope so. It might get me a better shot at the autographs!

by I Saw Buzz Beaned on Feb 23, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i was at that one

When FUGA hit the HR to right, i nearly cried. I didn’t keep my tickets, but i’m positive I have pictures of that game layin around here somewhere.

Omar Minaya is my hero!

by Scott Coleman on Feb 23, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

My wife was a trooper going to all four games with me. But then again, she is the D-Backs fan in the family.

by I Saw Buzz Beaned on Feb 23, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Dbacks would be real good this year if BWebb is healthy.

Omar Minaya is my hero!

by Scott Coleman on Feb 23, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

FW will know better than to let this happen….i hope…

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Feb 22, 2010 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Bull Shit

Don’t believe this for a second…. the post did call for plenty responses that got a good laugh out of me.

by JKowalek on Feb 22, 2010 6:47 PM EST reply actions  

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

what the holy )(&^%$#!#$%^&()+)(&$^&%^%&($^&&^((%^^&%&$%^$%$#%@&*&((&)&^ crap is this?

Where in the world does JH gets this crap! Seriously, JH, do us Braves fans a favor. Do not do any reporting on the Braves ever again.

by hawves on Feb 22, 2010 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

DO NOT SULLY THE VAUNTED INITIALS OF THE CHOSEN ONE!

To distinguish between the two, I propose that Heyman henceforth and forevermore be known simply as Mr. Asshat. No more, no less.

by J-Freak on Feb 22, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

i call THE ONE JeyHey.

by hawves on Feb 22, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

u guys don’t miss this smile?

http://www.talkingchop.com/2009/7/19/954839/garret-i-was-wrong-about-you-you

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Feb 22, 2010 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

in my defense

it was posted in total sarcasm.

by rhinoskin on Feb 22, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i’m wat too pissed right now to care

by hawves on Feb 22, 2010 7:03 PM EST reply actions  

if i even hear about a potiential deal for GA from the Braves, i am gonna go through the roof

by hawves on Feb 22, 2010 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

Woah

Jon Heyman has thrown out rumors that are ridiculous before. Lets not get carried away. I don’t see Frank Wren doing this.

On a side note, please Frank Wren, don’t do this.

by Andy Braves Fan on Feb 22, 2010 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

he did it last year, lets hope he learned something from it

by hawves on Feb 22, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

but the outlook on Anderson was different last year. Now we know.

by Andy Braves Fan on Feb 22, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 22, 2010 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Won't happen

Bowman and DOB both had mentions in articles at the end of the season that FUGA wasn’t a good clubhouse guy and didn’t want to be in Atlanta in the first place. The team brass knows this. He won’t be signed by the Braves again.

by udontknowwho on Feb 22, 2010 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

If Heyward is not ready

Then it may not be such a bad move. If we have to play Melky full time in RF then we will need a LH hitter to platoon with Diaz in LF.

by homerlanding on Feb 22, 2010 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

Diaz is better against both RH and LH pitching than Anderson — there is no advantage to platooning Diaz if Anderson is the other option

"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"

by Doghnut on Feb 22, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I know that 95% of all Braves fans have been duped into believing that Diaz is the second best hitter in the NL behind Pujols. I’m not convinced.

by homerlanding on Feb 22, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

…umm, ok. I don’t believe I said he was second to Pujols. I said he was better than Anderson. Big fucking difference there.

Maybe you should check some stats if you don’t believe me:

FUGA 2009
vs. LHP .283/.307/.407/.714
vs. RHP .262/.302/.399/.701

Diaz 2009
vs. LHP .412/.464/.640/1.104
vs. RHP .255 /.349/.400/.749

So, as you can see, Diaz is WAY better against lefties than Anderson and slightly better against righties (all the while bringing better defense to the table too). So, in what way would a Diaz/Anderson platoon serve us?

"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"

by Doghnut on Feb 22, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS

Preach it, brother.

by J-Freak on Feb 22, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

haha +1

"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"

by Doghnut on Feb 22, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Leave.

"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 22, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

We don’t need anything.

"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."

by justincredubil02 on Feb 22, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Green this shit.

"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."

by justincredubil02 on Feb 22, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

eh, why not…

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

good idea -- for a coach for minor league mgr

I was one who supported last year’s signing of Anderson as the best choice for that amount of money in a year of gradual rebuilding. For a long stretch after he regained his health he provided a valuable bat. But due to the inevitable toll taken on all by age, Anderson’s fielding is no longer acceptable on the major league level.

Garret Anderson’s a solid role model and he has played for some of baseball’s best managers. His experience, temperament, and diligent approach to the game suggest that he might be a good man to have in the organization to help develop younger players. I’m glad the Braves are remaining in contact with him for that reason.

by JimK on Feb 22, 2010 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Calm down - Heyman is a huge rumor monger

I guess many of you don’t get this, but while Jon Heyman is a good online writer, he’s an awful guy to follow via Twitter. All he does is pass on rumors with no comment. If someone who knew him said, just to mess with him, that Dale Murphy was coming out of retirement to play for the Braves again, he’d pass it on. Just because Heyman says something on Twitter, that in no way means it’s likely to happen.

by Zontar on Feb 22, 2010 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

FUGA!?!!?! YEEAH!

I’D LOVE TO HAVE PROFESSIONAL GLIDING BACK AND PROFESSIONAL SAC FLIES BACK! :D

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Feb 22, 2010 8:49 PM EST reply actions  

We need FUGA

because of all his PROFESSIONALISM

by Erihury on Feb 22, 2010 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

Nah

but I would take his VETERANISM

"I think the Tigers really overpaided here" ... 2/21/2010 by Holty_Panthers_Fan on Johnny Damon signing for $8 Million

by scstrato on Feb 23, 2010 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Crap...

…given all the animals in the no way pictures posted about FUGA, what we really need is his VETERINARIANISM.

by cavebird on Feb 23, 2010 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

This poor dog was running toward our good friend MattyD and then he was caught off guard by LOAF professionally gliding towards him. The good thing for poor dog is that he has plenty of time to react.

by bbxxj on Feb 22, 2010 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

Does the dog bat left handed? We could sign him instead.

by Lennox on Feb 22, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes I think that

Heyman is trying to break the world record for “most ridiculous unsubstantiated rumor started merely to cause a team’s fanbase to hyperventilate and bang their heads against the wall.” I mean, he probably knows that we Braves fans all hate him, so I wouldn’t put it past him to start rumors like this just to mess with us.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Feb 22, 2010 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

Also,

note the “could be” in his tweet. Anything “could be” true… My cat “could be” a baseball columnist, for instance. (Actually, my cat would be a better columnist than Hey-man…)

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Feb 22, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Good call by Heyman

Not for the substance itself, but for the damn funny thread his asinine remark sprouted!

by blairblink on Feb 22, 2010 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

Heyman cannot stop Heyward with this rumor. All he can do is delay him for a while.

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

which might not be a bad thing…

Omar Minaya is my hero!

by Scott Coleman on Feb 22, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

reference fail

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

i dont think you and I pick everything up that the other person puts down. Know what I mean?

Omar Minaya is my hero!

by Scott Coleman on Feb 22, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but if you’ve been around here enough you should get to what I’m referencing

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

.........

no clue

Omar Minaya is my hero!

by Scott Coleman on Feb 22, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

i’ll leave it for cb, justin, or Mr. Sanchez; you know, to build the anticipation

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, dude…I am with mvhsbball on this one…maybe I am just slow tonight though.

"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."

by justincredubil02 on Feb 22, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

jesus. This is TC. do we go a day without a Princess Bride reference?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, I was no where near that ballpark. lol

"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."

by justincredubil02 on Feb 22, 2010 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

haha. isn’t that what you guy’s live for though?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Case in point: http://www.talkingchop.com/2009/12/3/1184473/takashi-saito-joins-the-braves#26547238

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Inconceivable!

"If you were going to make a Mount Rushmore of managers, Bobby's one of them."
-Mike Scioscia

by The Keith Lockhart Era on Feb 23, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea what’s happening here, but if you two want to be alone for a while, we’ll all understand.

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by cbwilk on Feb 22, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

nope, its simple

I made a horrible reference and now look stupid. carry on, nothing new here

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 22, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Death cannot stop true love

only delay it for awhile. I’m with you pal.

by kreese555 on Feb 23, 2010 4:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes!

you see, it wasn’t that bad of a reference

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 23, 2010 6:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Death!

That explains FUGA’s movements in the outfield while failing to get to fly balls last year.

by cavebird on Feb 23, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Just wondering...

Does anyone know when BBTN is going to Braves camp? I know they’ve been the the Skankies, Sillies, Fishies, and Cardinals so far…i’d love me some Braves coverage for a change.

Omar Minaya is my hero!

by Scott Coleman on Feb 23, 2010 12:17 AM EST reply actions  

They were covering the Braves on The Show with Jim Bowden and somebody yesterday. They interviewed Bruce Manno, and it was good to hear Braves coverage. Bowden thinks we’ll challenge for the Wild card, and the other guy didn’t feel we’d challenge for anything due to all our “if’s”.

Also, on the news last night, Brian McCann was showing off his Fantasy Football championship belt, which would make the WWE proud. That thing was huge. He was agging Chipper on about it, and Chipper was just shaking his head.

Just good to see the boys again.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on Feb 23, 2010 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

The Show...

Jody McDonald… I HATE that guy’s voice, so I can respect nothing he says.

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Feb 23, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

They are going to be in the Braves ST on Thursday of this week. It is posted over on the espn.com spring training site.

"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."

by justincredubil02 on Feb 23, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Mike and Mike did the Braves today...

itll prob be posted to their site today.

"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"

by Doghnut on Feb 23, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

triple face palm

Viva los Bravos ~

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Feb 23, 2010 12:54 AM EST reply actions  

Heyman must be on the Doc Ellis diet...

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on Feb 23, 2010 1:26 AM EST reply actions  

Good call. That video is epic.

I wrote a novel, it's about baseball, you should buy it: https://www.createspace.com/3407939
www.dropoutproductions.com

by cbwilk on Feb 23, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

OH CHIT !!

WTF !!! OH HELL NO !!!

by ggotch on Feb 23, 2010 8:44 AM EST reply actions  

-Yellow Jackets, Braves, Falcons, Hawks, and Thrashers fan!

by ChrisK562 on Feb 23, 2010 9:16 AM EST reply actions  

looks like we signed Salcedo

http://blogs.ajc.com/atlanta-braves-blog/2010/02/21/braves-could-sign-top-shortstop-prospect/

now, where does he fit in our top-5.

Assuming that Heyward starts the year in Atlanta, the top 5, in my eyes, HAS to be

1. Teheran
2. Freeman
3. Vizcaino
4. Salcedo
5. Minor

by apoxonbothyourhouses on Feb 23, 2010 10:33 AM EST reply actions  

Minor over Delgado? Teheran jumps Freeman? Salcedo is 4th as an 18 year old having never had a minor league AB? Wha?

by Lennox on Feb 23, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

i know...

i typed that and said, “i need to stop drinkin’”

by apoxonbothyourhouses on Feb 23, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

more realistic...

1. Freeman
2. Teheran
3. Vizcaino
4. Delgado
5. Minor

however, IF Salcedo plays up to his skills, he will be VERY close to Freeman at the end of the season. With our dearth of positional player depth, I could see the hype train get rolling for Salcedo (especially if he hits well at the Beach, ‘cause if you can hit well there, you’re destined to be a star).

by apoxonbothyourhouses on Feb 23, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

A list without Bethancourt...

is wrong. He will flourish again this season, and become a top prospect (not just in the Bravesd system, but all of baseball).

by Mr. Sanchez on Feb 23, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I think spirits have been so high

about this year, somebody is just trying to bring us down with news like that. Lets not let that happen. Hopefully Frank Wren is smarter than that.

by BravesFanScout on Feb 23, 2010 10:53 AM EST reply actions  

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Feb 23, 2010 11:54 AM EST reply actions  

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