Open Thread in an attempt to get more than one hit
by gondeee on Jul 8, 2008 7:00 PM EDT
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What a miserable season. Just when we thought the season couldn't sink any lower we almost get perfecto'ed by Hideo Nomo's doppleganger.
Imagine if we had Andruw Jones on our team this year, imagine the black hole that our outfield would be in that scenario. Francoeur would not have gotten demoted because he's hitting 75 points higher that AJ.
A few more of these losses and we should be in full sell mode. I'm not sure if I want us to lose a few more so that we can make some trades for prospects or if I want us to win some more so we feel like we're still in the race. I've said it several other times, but the underachieving style of this team makes me afraid that if they seem like they're getting back into it, that it won't last long and we will have missed our opportunity at more than just two draft picks.
Perhaps the new homeboy upstairs should just roll the dice:
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Lineup
I’ve said it before….if we keep trotting out a lineup that regularly features Gotay, Infante, Norton, and some of the others of that ilk, a championship team we will not be.
thank you captain obvious. gotay shouldn’t even have a roster spot considering we now have 3 utility iF on the roster
Not been announced yet, best I can tell.
All I found was that Smoltz was moved from 15-day DL to 60, freeing up room on the 40-man roster, but no word on moves to the 25-man. I wonder if its bye-bye Lillibridge?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on Jul 8, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Jeason Perry is the odd man out
per Dave at the AJC,
“Perry is, as expected, the guy moved to make room for Tavarez on the 25-man.”
found ths today
“That deal was signed a long time ago, so you forget about the little sidebars, as far as your contract goes, when you immerse yourself in the game,” Jones said. “I’m not worried about the money. I’ve made my money in this game. I just want to get back healthy and get back to the point where I’m producing at a high rate like I was earlier in my career. The people who play this game just for the money, they’ll get weeded out eventually. I’ve never played this game for love of the money.”
love that man
I also love that man.
We cannot both love him, we will have to prove who is worthy.
In all seriousness, I remember when he did that and I pretty much gained lifelong respect for him there. Made me overlook some of his other transgressions…
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on Jul 8, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Lineups
Braves
G. Blanco lf
Y. Escobar ss
C. Jones 3b
M. Teixeira 1b
B. McCann c
J. Francoeur rf
K. Johnson 2b
M. Kotsay cf
J. Jurrjens p
Dodgers
M. Kemp rf
A. Ethier lf
R. Martin c
J. Kent 2b
J. Loney 1b
A. Jones cf
N. Garciaparra ss
B. DeWitt 3b
C. Billingsley p
- Oh, Bobby. -
Pujols
Looks like gondeee put down the moonshine and sex on the beaches to actually post the open thread. I was hoping to post this earlier:
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I can't wait for the sequel!
And then the finale, the Next Curacao Kid, when Jair is replaced by a chick who later breaks her next boxing and her coach Clint Eastwood pulls the plug on her.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on Jul 8, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
The series ended when Ralph Macchio stopped being in them.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
well, there is still one more.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on Jul 8, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
It's as legitimate
As a copy of a movie of an existing showing film bought in a Chinatown alleyway.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
no, get busy.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on Jul 8, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I think...
The closest scenario to that I could possibly do is the next time the Jair starts against the Detroit Tigers. Whew, two years off… unless interleague changes its stupid rules again.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
At some point, I’d want to re-do the first image, because I’ve found better Bobby Cox images to use. Jair, on the other hand, is really hard to find decent images of – he’s too new.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Why, because of his grill?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on Jul 8, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd like to put forth.
That hopefully the early crappiness of this season will convince Wren to trade Tex. He can get something good for him I know it, and this season has been a horrifying parade of injuries and under performance. So just do it already!
Man, I could go for some Carabba's lasagna!
I could eat it every week, every other day.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
hello all...
I’ll be in and out tonight, as my tv and computer are in separate locations. Getting a laptop soon, though! Yay!
Is this a recent development (the separate locations)?
Or, do you normally not watch the game.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
well...
I watch if it’s an evening game and it’s on SportSouth. I don’t post a lot because I’m usually a little behind the action because I like to pause and skip the commercials, but I sometimes drop in for a little while. If it’s on Peachtree, I listen on the radio and post more. It’s not that far from the computer to my living room, but I can’t see it from here.
It's raining cats and dogs...
In Atlanta right now. If my satellite gets knocked out, I’m going ballistic.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I would take a dish over Bright House
My service random screws up for no reason, it doesn’t even have to be raining.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
I have Time Warner (ironically) and I rarely have problems. Even if I do, service calls are no charge.
Ha!
Its $10 if you want them to bring a new box to you! Which, incidentally you have to do before they schedule a service call. The office is on the other side of town, it the honest-to-Pujols ghetto. You spend $10 in gas to get there and maybe your tires, but that’s the name of the game. Cable out? Better make sure its between the hours of 9-5 PM M-Th (4:00 on Fridays, who doesn’t want to start their weekend early?) and 9-2 PM on Saturdays. Otherwise, you’re better off closing your eyes imagining what TV looks like, because you’ll never get a-hold of anybody…I’m a bit bitter.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
I have a similar situation as sddbaker with computer in one room, tv in another…sadly, not enough in the budget for a laptop right now. Suffering through Crap Carey on the radio.
Am being forced into switching cable providers…BellSouth Entertainment is being phased out. Was supposed to get dish today but they wanted tops of trees cut when they came (this morning), so they rescheduled. Just turned on the tv and got snow – don’t know if they cut service or if the storm messed it up. Oh well, rather be with you guys anyway.
We get complaint calls in the Consumer Action Center about all the providers, unfortunately.
We'd rather have you too. :3
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
laptops are great...
...but now I cannot go anywhere without it. Even if I have no reason to bring it, I feel incomplete without it.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
It kinda kills me...
that they issued one to my co-worker about four months ago, and she put it in a bookbag in the corner of the file room, and it’s been there ever since.
But then again it’s a work-issued one. But still…
Work-issued
Still accesses the internets. Now unless security measures restricted a lot of access, you wouldn’t have any problem.
My laptop weighs a ton, and I don’t use it nearly as much as I used to. Thinking about investing in something a tad lighter.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
A Macbook Air?
but don’t be like Kanye and TYPE SO HARD THAT YOU BREAK IT!
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Hells no
I work on an Apple all day. People who think Macs are so great don’t really like me too much.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I hate Macs.
I’d rather have a Commadore 64.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
But what about
Your beloved laptop? It’ll get jealous.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
No...
My laptop and I are in an open-relationship. But, basically I get to use other computers, but nobody else uses it. Its a good situation.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
What can I say?
I have a gift.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
I bet
When you walk by an Apple store, the iMacs with the swivel heads all turn and watch you go by.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
that's only if I were to walk into an Apple store.
I never have, never plan to. No iphones, ipods, or ipotties for me.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Didn't spend much on the laptop...
it’s used. I bought it in a government auction. It may end up being a piece of crap. Plus I don’t know yet how I’m going to get it. It’s in Asheville, NC, and I’m looking for someone to pick it up for me and ship it. I have a couple of possibilities.
If I go to Raleigh again
Which is pretty frequently, and you don’t have your laptop yet, I’ll pick it up for you. But then again, it’ll just end up in Atlanta, still far from TN…
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
A ball went into the outfield
This is a vast improvement from yesterday already.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
i have no earthly idea if i’ll refrain from commenting like i did during the disaster last night, because i am in the process of the exciting task of ripping ~40 data DVDs worth of …data… to my new external hard drive. credit card debt is fun.
I'm sure it is mostly old family photos.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
A BASE RUNNER!
What in the eff is that?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
for the next 15 years, who would you rather have: chad billingsley or jair jurrjens?
i pick billingsley. dude is NASTY
i see 2 buckets of bubble gum in the dodgers dugout. whats your choice: DUBBLE BUBBLE or BAZOOKA?
for me, nothing beats a good…slab of bazooka
Uuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh
I get so frustrated with Crap Carey getting freakily excited about the other team’s plays.
He's easily amused
He declared Andy Pettitte vs. Fausto Carmona as the greatest pitching matchup in the history of baseball playoff matchups.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
If he could just get grizzled and jaded
like Skip, he’d be okay.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
FYF!
Back from his domination of AA!
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Apparently 3 days weren't enough...
...just kidding, at least he made contact. And thank Pujols it wasn’t a Vidro.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
He didn't K
And went the other way. I’m optimistic.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
What in the eff is MAYHEMFEST
Or should I just ask which federation?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Andruw won that one.
But the battle is not over.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
EFFFFFFFFF
Andruw has broken the 0-fer.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Sit down Garciaparalalralaralslaga
And fix your GOTDAMN gloves.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I mean, wtf.
I know he’s done it forever, but its so asinine. Just piss on your hands and be done with it.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Phils lost
so a win here would be niiiiiiiice. very nice.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Honestly?
I stopped looking at the standings. If the Braves just win some games, the good things will take care of themselves.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
He must not have read
The Science of Hitting this season yet.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
betta watch out.
SK will getcha.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
THAT WAS NOT AN ERROR!!! HE SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT IT! MARTIN GOT SCREWED!
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Errors
Brian McCann: 0
Russell Martin: 1
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Errors
Brian McCann, 3 time All-star: 0
Russell Martin, 2 time All-star: 1
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Whoops, forgot the italics
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Errors
Brian McCann, 3-time All-star, 15 jacks: 0
Russell Martin, 2-time All-star, 9 jacks: 1
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I am not following the scoring system here.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Errors
Brian McCann, 3-time All-star, 15 jacks, 48 RBI, rules: 0
Russell Martin, 2-time All-star, 9 jacks, 42 RBI, marginal: 1
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I was...
Waiting for jug to test my patience before bringing those guns out.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I was actually a step away from posting that myself.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Errors 2008
Brian McCann: 3
Russell Martin: 8
Geovanny Soto: 3
Corky Miller: 0
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Yunel!?
Check his pulse. That was right down the middle.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Nice Vidro...
RUSSELL MARTIN.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
haha
Sports fans admire lines of numbers and letters like beach bums admire the women as they walk by.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
All these sliders
It’s like watching White Castle hamburgers.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
uh-oh
daddy’s been drinkin’ again…
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
hahahaha
gondeee’s so plastered he doesn’t even know who posted the curacao kid poster, despite the user name being right underneath it.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
heeeheheeehehehee
I am amused!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Make sure the lid is UP before you go...
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
make sure its a toilet before you go...
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
the best part
Is that his user pic is of Mohandas Gandhi…
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
blasephemy!
he looks nothing like Pujols.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Francoeur
With another good rip. Make fun all you want, but Chipper and Teix couldn’t even make contact.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Doctor Quinn, medicine woman
LOL
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Dr. Quinn
still pretty hot.
hotter than Larry King or Rob Reiner.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Remember
jug, the mlb promotion Alyssa Milano did, “win a date with Alyssa Milano?”
The one you signed up for 320 times?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
and still didn't win?
how could I forget.
that’s ok, I will have my date one day…
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
you sure you don't me bong?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
damn! can't even rip on him...
*MEAN
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
heeeheeheeheehee
I want him to say “i am job” like in Mrs. Doubtfire.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
ANDRUW VS JAIR II
Point, Jurrjens
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Tell us, gondeee
What was tonight’s choice brew?
Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Wild Turkey?
Colt 45?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
mine is miller lite, in case anyone is interested. but it appears i’m no longer the resident drunk. HOORAY!!!!
tonight bigjoe
You’re like the 1-2-3 Kid of drinking compared to Big Sexy over there…
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
actually
some friends suckered me down to the bar (www.elliottstreet.com) and i think i had four… jack and diane’s – figure out what that is… it’s not hard
You haven't drank enough
If you’re coherent enough to drop hyperlinks into your posts… but schilling is schilling, i suppose!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I want you to get all ripped
and post some incoherent ramblings on the mainpage.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
What, did you have Jury Duty or something? Nobody hangs around that area unless they do.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I live...
... 250 paces from that bar… and i designed their web site… sorry, small bit of self promotion.
Hahahaha
What a revelation. I’ll name drop you if I ever go there.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
and then he can ask
“what the hell do you want?” from his corner.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Great looking sight
but that’s a sad looking sandwich on the menu page…must get real drunk to pay $8 for that! More power to ‘em
I see no sandwich
just tail.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
I see a cop
On the mainpage.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Spelling errors
Eveyrone makes thme.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I wasn't sure what you meant.
because the tail was a great looking sight.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Mmmm, yeah!
That’s the only reason I could come up with that you didn’t correct it!
But, no, very secure in my non-lesbianship.
you can appreciate tail
without being lesbian.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
what are they
two american kid’s growing up in the heartland?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
grr
sorry, kids. they don’t own growing.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Pujols damn
nevermind. No-hitter averted.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
well
we finally decided to get a hit.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
gondeee, i triple-dog dare you
To make a drunken post on the mainpage, RIGHT NOW
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
don't lie.
you really opened up a Cisco.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Killians = Scope's green peppermint mouthwash
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Oh yeah
There’s a game on right now.
GO BRAVES! Bases loaded, one out… we must score.
BRAVES PLAY HERE
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
OMG OMGO MGOMGOMGOMGOMGOG
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Chippa
looking not like chippa. He should go to AA.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
You give him too much credit
He needs to go to Rome.
To straighten out.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
He should be good in about 5 innings...
no need for the full 3 days.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
i could swear i saw them at CVS last month and almost had a heart attack. then i saw a BILLY MAYS endcap and had to walk out of the store before i destroyed my credit rating some more
Don't you
want to order some KINOKI foot detoxers or something?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I want a Ped Egg
so I can dump snowy flakes of dead foot-skin into the trash can.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
One for your home, one for you car or RV.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
I'd keep one in my bag
So that I can shave my foot callouses while sitting in the upper deck at Turner Field. And gently rain them down into the ScumTrust seats. . .
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Super absorbant
gondeee-grade vomit rag.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
If you ever
sober up, I sent you some logo choices again. . .
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
does that have to do with the shamwow?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
When
TC grows into where it has its own merchandise, we can have Shamwows with a TC logo, or Jamie Kotsay on it.
For vomit.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
or for when bigjoe looks at...
...data…
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
gondeee shows up plastered
And some hitting occurs. I might have to throw a 40 oz Wild Irish Rose bottle at his restaurant for good luck or something, tomorrow on my way home from work.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
He's inspired me...
I mixed myself a drink. I figured, if we do well with one drunken TCer, two must be better! bigjoe doesn’t count…he’s drinking and looking at…data…
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Where TF is 'Beard?
Putting together cabinets I guess…
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
We should start talking about Smoltz's Beard...
Because he’ll probably check the thread tomorrow morning.
He’s probably busy chatting up some girl on the phone right now, while watching the game with the volume discreet, going “uh huh… YES SCO—I mean, yeah, that’s great!”
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
She's probably a Nats fan
so he has to watch Nats games.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
He'll be the douche
With a Nationals loopy-W hat, and a Braves shirt.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
HAHA
That’s Kemp. Show’s how much I’m paying attention to the game. . .
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I was like WTF?
Andruw really trimmed down.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
I have bad eye sight.
Shouldn’t you be archiving some … data … or something?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
You should e-mail him
And invite him to be a member. So he can sit here and chat with us. Then he won’t be bored.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Then 'beard could rip him about his OPS.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Somehow
I just don’t see Bobby with a laptop… or any sophisticated technology, for that matter.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Russell Martin HRs: 0
Brian McCann HRs: 1
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
ahem
ALL-STAR Brian McCann:
shit, you beat me to it…
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
no, look at the TV
not your…data…
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
FRENCHY YOU FREAK
you hit the ball
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Francoeur!
And his old batting stance, might I add.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
yeah, they always have.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
LOL
At Joe alluding to a base-hit by Francoeur clearly means that the pitcher is gassed, and the bullpen needs to get up.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I want to change my name to
Francoeur’s Beard
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Anyone with user name
“Gay Lumberjacks”?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I wish we would sign Aaron Boone
So we could post pictures of his wife too.
But, hers are more revealing, and it kind of takes the fun away.
bigjoe should have pictures of her among his…data…
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
one of the scariest times i've ever had in the braves clubhouse
was when i caught a glimpse of a naked chino cadahia…. sort of reminded me of those times on family guy when they show peter naked, but scarier because it’s real
Oh, I am so screen capping that.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I was going to say
please do.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
???
how is everybody getting to go to the clubhouse and see naked fupas?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Don't make me screen cap that, too. . .
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
this reminds me
of how stupid crazy everyone in New York is going over Giambi’s ‘stache… just stupid
Nick Johnson's Porn 'Stache
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Corky Miller's Soul Patch
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
which, I forgot, has now matured into a full goatee
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
base hit!
Keep ‘em coming!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
off-ense? what the hell is going on here?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Corky is his real name.
I met a guy named “Bama” the other day. Real, honest-to-Pujols first name. Yep, his dad was a big football fan. But, he actually played for UGA.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Holy S
we scored 2 more.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
ERRORS
Russell Martin: 2
Brian McCann: Big Fat ZERO
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I'm off the bandwagon...
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
GEOVANNY SOTO WOULD HAVE HELD ON TO IT!
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
I always wanted to be a front-page writer...
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
hell no!
David Wright is much better.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
I'm not LOLing as much...
...actually I am, because that’s funny too.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Shut-out averted...
that was tough.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Wow
An Adam Dunn RBI double.
Boo, shut-out averted.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
do all people from curacao smile all the time?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Enjoy the game. Nothing wrong with looking like you do. I love it.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
never said it was wrong.
just curious. because, like sdd, I’d love to find out!
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
ANDRUW VS. JAIR III . . . FOR REAL
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Maybe Andruw needs to go to Williamsport
And see how Curacao n children play some fundamental baseball.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Out of Listerine so quickly?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Next time you're in NC
Yuengling lager. Don’t sell it in GA. Bad Penny, Fat Tire . .
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Fat Tire = shit
We got Yuengling here…its okay.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
I like Fat Tire.
But I don’t like Arrogant Bastard Ale. I like Avalanche.
Holy sh*t, they’re playing “you’re the best” from Karate Kid for Andy laRoche!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
never had avalanche
or Arrogant Bastard Ale. I’ve had Keystone Light though…its pretty good.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
that reminds me.
roy is off the hook for 2nd round.
I still have 3 innings before I’m off the hook. So I’m not betting on anything yet.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
I owe Yunel Escobar
A Dos Equis. I hope my friend stays thirsty.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Huddy's doing coke
Or so it seems. . .
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
just trying to stay loose
he’s got a big game tomorrow.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
I don't really want to know...
Classic case of “UGH THIS SMELLS AWFULhere smell”
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Suck it, Nomar
Admire that F8.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
my pujols
it feels so much better to be up 6-1 after 7 than our usual suck
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
stfu
Anything can happen.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
don't matter
still feels good to be up 6 – 1
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Whoa
gondeee’s joint has strongbow. I effing love Strongbow.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I still
drink the hell out of strongbow. Brewhouse in L5 and midtown Vortex both have Strongbow on tap. Is Elliott St. tap or bottles? Or . . . better yet, the tallboy cans?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
just bottles
some off brands too, they don’t let the distributors tell them what to order… a big problem apparently.
No argument there
I sometimes think strongbow tastes better from the tap, but I’ll never argue.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Whoa
The Elliott St. blog has pictures of GURLS!!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I like Spaten
on tap? Do they serve it in big mugs?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
before you discovered rubbing alcohol?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Is...
Francoeur 1/4 or 2/4?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
way to see some pitches Jeff.
1/4
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
everyone
has a hit tonight except Chipper and Teixeira (and Jurrjens)
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Ironic, isn't it?
It’s like they sacrificed their combined hitting superiority for the others to get some hits.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I bet
Prado’s staying in for Chipper . . .
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Ugh
I was reminded of how bad the sound quality is at Dodger Stadium.
They literally have loud-speakers on giant poles.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
no worse than Wrigley Field.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Top of 8?
Man – i’m already back home from a’s – seattle! 1 hour 50 minutes – two complete games. Haven’t seen one like that since about 1962…..
"...in baseball you wear a cap." -- george carlin
couldn't have said it better myself.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Duchshetc
was unreal tonite – majorly efficient – got through the first 4 innings in 30 pitches. People out here seem willing to accept him as boss of the post-harden pitching staff.
"...in baseball you wear a cap." -- george carlin
Oh
I might be going to the Sunday, July 20th game vs. the Nats.
In case anyone cares.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
I won't have a press pass
so no fupas for me this time.
also, for those that care.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
yeah
didn’t think so.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
he has some liquid-courage tonight.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Because...
Saying that shit in real life is DANGEROUS.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Thank you
I knew you would come through
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Remind me
To cancel my tickets for that one, and go to the Saturday or Friday ones instead.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Ehhhhhh
you know I’m totally serious. I might show up with a Nats hat and sit near you and annoy the shit out of you.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
maybe
I’ll show up in a Nats hat and annoy you!
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
You don't have a Nats hat.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
you don't know that.
Even so, I’ll got to Hibbett and get one.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
I have two
One from their “Grand Reopening” in 2006, and opening day 2007.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Well in that case
Consider me going!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
With Jair out
That officially means JAIR JURRJENS is the BEST PLAYER OUT OF CURACAO for 2008.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
update?
hello, MLB.TV???? I’m getting pretty pissed off with this crap.
Can someone please tell me the deal? I last saw it was 6-0
7-1
bottom 8th
1 out
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Hear that
Astros and Pirates going the distance. They ALWAYS have to go the distance!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
or not, whatever you feel like.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Everybody but CHIPPER JONES
has a hit.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Welp
Teix fixed his own 0-fer!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
DEAR PUJOLS
McCann destroyed that.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
wtf?
SOTO EAT MCCANN’S SHIT.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
and striking out.
Ah, the world continues to turn.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
I'm pleased
With his performance tonight. Plenty of effortless putouts, and a real, genuine hit.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Seriously
McCann’s shot could’ve landed where my rental car was parked when I was there.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
you parked in the bullpen?
now that’s service!
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Dear Frank Wren,
Don’t trade Mark Teixeira.
Sincerely,
jug
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
many people disagree now....
but I want him to stay.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
oh this could be worse than
Acosta, Boyer and RESOP combined!
Or maybe not?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
That felt like
I don’t know… KOLB?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Ugh
It’s disgusting seeing that flabby flesh sock wearing our jersey.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Anytime now
A strike? You’re beginning to make this game feel less feel-good.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
well this experiement has not gone well
bring in the towel
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
If Andruw gets a hit . . .
Julie’s a failure.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
are you sure it's not another tattoo?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I could be wrong
but possibly Wren’s worst move.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Look at that
Julie just did the finger twirl. As in the umpire signal for homer.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
THAT AIN'T JASON VARITEK, JULIE PUJOLS DAMN IT
That’s a REAL All-Star catcher, thurr.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
f*ck this shit
put it anybody.
DFA him. now.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
clean slate my ass
A grand slam with 0 outs = pujols damn it, where is Smoltz’s Beard to figure out this ERA shit, like 128.00
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Pujols damn it
Julie’s expected shit totally ruined a great game.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
not enough.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on Jul 9, 2008 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
No matter
I’d rather leave my cookies with fucking cookie monster than give a 5-run lead to julie.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Kinda like a new car
Isn’t there like a 3-day grace period where Julie can be returned? Who cares if there’s a restocking fee, just get this sack of fecal matter off our roster, please!!!!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I've seen some vomit-inducing 9th innings before
this one ranks up there.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
don't stop a-rockin' Gonzo
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
gondeee
If you go to Metro Diner on International and Peachtree Center, they’re open 24-hrs. Get drunk and take your laptop, and give me a reason to smile again, because Julie totally robbed me of mine. I’ll pay you back, I promise.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Kinda sorta...
maybe 2 years old, down the street from Hard Rock
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
NOW THATS HOW YOU GET A GOTDAMN OUT.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
grumble grumble
I’d say this was totally worth staying up for, but the debut of Julian Tavarez made me want to slash my wrists with a rusty children’s scissors.
A win’s a win, nonetheless, and thank the REST of the Braves for a good win earned.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
the plastic kind,
with just the little metal edges?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on Jul 9, 2008 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
No crybabies today, amazingly… but I guarantee there will by crying baby tomorrow. I effing hate Julian Tavarez…
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I will be a crying baby for Julian.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on Jul 9, 2008 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I know why we brought him on...
Wren reads TC, and realizes the ire that Boyer, Acosta and Towel receive. He brought in a guy that all of that hatred can be immediately directed to, 100%, taking the pressure off of the others. See how well Boyer pitched tonight? They said Smoltz coached out a flaw in his delivery, but I think the mentality that no matter what he does, he won’t be the most hated reliever, was more than enough to calm his nerves.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I love Yunel interviews through Blanco...
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
They don’t even look like they’re talking about why Katy is asking them.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on Jul 9, 2008 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Goodnight all
Nice 8.2 innings of work by everyone by Tavarez.
I’m off the hook for the 2nd round.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Revalation idea...
It might be pricey… but we need to get a group of TC’ers, and actually go to Carrabbas.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Everyone order
the Brasato or Lasagna.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
hmm
what to get, the brasato or lasagna?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on Jul 9, 2008 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Anyways
This was a fun thread. Drunk gondeee, jug’s fupas, and all the other tomfoolery of a mood elated by runs scored.
Rules:
Heap
Jair
Escobar
Sucks:
Russell Martin and his two errors
Julian Tavarez
In short:
Game: Jair 2, Andruw 1
Season: Jair 5, Andruw 1 (4 Ks)
Conclusion: Jair Jurrjens is the best player from Curacao
The end. Same time tomorrow, everyone.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
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