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Atlanta Braves @ Los Angeles Dodgers


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Atlanta Braves
@ Los Angeles Dodgers

Tuesday, Jul 8, 2008, 10:10 PM EDT
Dodger Stadium

Jair Jurrjens vs Chad Billingsley

Clear. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 80.

 

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What a miserable season. Just when we thought the season couldn't sink any lower we almost get perfecto'ed by Hideo Nomo's doppleganger.

Imagine if we had Andruw Jones on our team this year, imagine the black hole that our outfield would be in that scenario. Francoeur would not have gotten demoted because he's hitting 75 points higher that AJ.

A few more of these losses and we should be in full sell mode. I'm not sure if I want us to lose a few more so that we can make some trades for prospects or if I want us to win some more so we feel like we're still in the race. I've said it several other times, but the underachieving style of this team makes me afraid that if they seem like they're getting back into it, that it won't last long and we will have missed our opportunity at more than just two draft picks.

Perhaps the new homeboy upstairs should just roll the dice:

Buy-sell-hold-die_medium

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Mr. Optimistic…

by beeniez on Jul 8, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lineup

I’ve said it before….if we keep trotting out a lineup that regularly features Gotay, Infante, Norton, and some of the others of that ilk, a championship team we will not be.

by secondbass on Jul 8, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thank you captain obvious. gotay shouldn’t even have a roster spot considering we now have 3 utility iF on the roster

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 7:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

captain obvious?

Wow…the hostility! At me or the Braves?

by secondbass on Jul 8, 2008 7:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tavarez

Who was moved to make room for him on the roster?

by jjcollins on Jul 8, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not been announced yet, best I can tell.

All I found was that Smoltz was moved from 15-day DL to 60, freeing up room on the 40-man roster, but no word on moves to the 25-man. I wonder if its bye-bye Lillibridge?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 8:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeason Perry is the odd man out

per Dave at the AJC,
“Perry is, as expected, the guy moved to make room for Tavarez on the 25-man.”

by secondbass on Jul 8, 2008 8:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hope he enjoyed his small cup of coffee. In all seriousness, he probably didn’t think he was going to sniff the majors this year, so it was probably an exciting time for him.

by VegasAces on Jul 8, 2008 8:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Duh.

For some reason I thought Perry had already been sent down. With FYF coming back up, of course we send down Perry.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 9:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

found ths today

“That deal was signed a long time ago, so you forget about the little sidebars, as far as your contract goes, when you immerse yourself in the game,” Jones said. “I’m not worried about the money. I’ve made my money in this game. I just want to get back healthy and get back to the point where I’m producing at a high rate like I was earlier in my career. The people who play this game just for the money, they’ll get weeded out eventually. I’ve never played this game for love of the money.”

love that man

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I also love that man.

We cannot both love him, we will have to prove who is worthy.

In all seriousness, I remember when he did that and I pretty much gained lifelong respect for him there. Made me overlook some of his other transgressions…

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 9:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lineups

Braves
G. Blanco lf
Y. Escobar ss
C. Jones 3b
M. Teixeira 1b
B. McCann c
J. Francoeur rf
K. Johnson 2b
M. Kotsay cf
J. Jurrjens p

Dodgers
M. Kemp rf
A. Ethier lf
R. Martin c
J. Kent 2b
J. Loney 1b
A. Jones cf
N. Garciaparra ss
B. DeWitt 3b
C. Billingsley p

- Oh, Bobby. -

by sdp on Jul 8, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pujols

Looks like gondeee put down the moonshine and sex on the beaches to actually post the open thread. I was hoping to post this earlier:

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bigjoe before the game

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bigjoe after the game

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don’t usually do mugs sorry

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and tonght s recyclng nght so gotta put the cans out earler

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gee, way to totally miss the point

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

although i don’t think at any time barney drinks from a growler. an ashtray, the tap itself, but never a growler.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can't wait for the sequel!

And then the finale, the Next Curacao Kid, when Jair is replaced by a chick who later breaks her next boxing and her coach Clint Eastwood pulls the plug on her.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The series ended when Ralph Macchio stopped being in them.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, there is still one more.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's as legitimate

As a copy of a movie of an existing showing film bought in a Chinatown alleyway.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or Buford Highway.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, get busy.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think...

The closest scenario to that I could possibly do is the next time the Jair starts against the Detroit Tigers. Whew, two years off… unless interleague changes its stupid rules again.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At some point, I’d want to re-do the first image, because I’ve found better Bobby Cox images to use. Jair, on the other hand, is really hard to find decent images of – he’s too new.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why, because of his grill?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because it pales in comparison to the quality of the second one.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd like to put forth.

That hopefully the early crappiness of this season will convince Wren to trade Tex. He can get something good for him I know it, and this season has been a horrifying parade of injuries and under performance. So just do it already!

by Perrinbar on Jul 8, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man, I could go for some Carabba's lasagna!

I could eat it every week, every other day.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hello all...

I’ll be in and out tonight, as my tv and computer are in separate locations. Getting a laptop soon, though! Yay!

by sddbaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is this a recent development (the separate locations)?

Or, do you normally not watch the game.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well...

I watch if it’s an evening game and it’s on SportSouth. I don’t post a lot because I’m usually a little behind the action because I like to pause and skip the commercials, but I sometimes drop in for a little while. If it’s on Peachtree, I listen on the radio and post more. It’s not that far from the computer to my living room, but I can’t see it from here.

by sddbaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's raining cats and dogs...

In Atlanta right now. If my satellite gets knocked out, I’m going ballistic.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s why I’ll never get a dish.

by VegasAces on Jul 8, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would take a dish over Bright House

My service random screws up for no reason, it doesn’t even have to be raining.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have Time Warner (ironically) and I rarely have problems. Even if I do, service calls are no charge.

by VegasAces on Jul 8, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ha!

Its $10 if you want them to bring a new box to you! Which, incidentally you have to do before they schedule a service call. The office is on the other side of town, it the honest-to-Pujols ghetto. You spend $10 in gas to get there and maybe your tires, but that’s the name of the game. Cable out? Better make sure its between the hours of 9-5 PM M-Th (4:00 on Fridays, who doesn’t want to start their weekend early?) and 9-2 PM on Saturdays. Otherwise, you’re better off closing your eyes imagining what TV looks like, because you’ll never get a-hold of anybody…I’m a bit bitter.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t blame you for being bitter. That, in short, blows.

by VegasAces on Jul 8, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i have comcast, and while their service blows, i was able to exchange my defective as shit HD box (that i had less than a week) for a brand spanking new one in person without even a question being asked, let alone a charge

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have a similar situation as sddbaker with computer in one room, tv in another…sadly, not enough in the budget for a laptop right now. Suffering through Crap Carey on the radio.
Am being forced into switching cable providers…BellSouth Entertainment is being phased out. Was supposed to get dish today but they wanted tops of trees cut when they came (this morning), so they rescheduled. Just turned on the tv and got snow – don’t know if they cut service or if the storm messed it up. Oh well, rather be with you guys anyway.

We get complaint calls in the Consumer Action Center about all the providers, unfortunately.

by Lizziebeth on Jul 8, 2008 10:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We'd rather have you too. :3

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

laptops are great...

...but now I cannot go anywhere without it. Even if I have no reason to bring it, I feel incomplete without it.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It kinda kills me...

that they issued one to my co-worker about four months ago, and she put it in a bookbag in the corner of the file room, and it’s been there ever since.
But then again it’s a work-issued one. But still…

by Lizziebeth on Jul 8, 2008 10:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Work-issued

Still accesses the internets. Now unless security measures restricted a lot of access, you wouldn’t have any problem.

My laptop weighs a ton, and I don’t use it nearly as much as I used to. Thinking about investing in something a tad lighter.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A Macbook Air?

but don’t be like Kanye and TYPE SO HARD THAT YOU BREAK IT!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hells no

I work on an Apple all day. People who think Macs are so great don’t really like me too much.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate Macs.

I’d rather have a Commadore 64.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoa. Hadn’t heard that in…forever!

by Lizziebeth on Jul 8, 2008 10:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But what about

Your beloved laptop? It’ll get jealous.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No...

My laptop and I are in an open-relationship. But, basically I get to use other computers, but nobody else uses it. Its a good situation.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Impressive

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What can I say?

I have a gift.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I bet

When you walk by an Apple store, the iMacs with the swivel heads all turn and watch you go by.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's only if I were to walk into an Apple store.

I never have, never plan to. No iphones, ipods, or ipotties for me.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Didn't spend much on the laptop...

it’s used. I bought it in a government auction. It may end up being a piece of crap. Plus I don’t know yet how I’m going to get it. It’s in Asheville, NC, and I’m looking for someone to pick it up for me and ship it. I have a couple of possibilities.

by sddbaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I go to Raleigh again

Which is pretty frequently, and you don’t have your laptop yet, I’ll pick it up for you. But then again, it’ll just end up in Atlanta, still far from TN…

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BRAVES PLAY HERE

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A ball went into the outfield

This is a vast improvement from yesterday already.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i have no earthly idea if i’ll refrain from commenting like i did during the disaster last night, because i am in the process of the exciting task of ripping ~40 data DVDs worth of …data… to my new external hard drive. credit card debt is fun.

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

data- eh?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lets just leave it at that before your opinions of me fall to even lower heights

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm sure it is mostly old family photos.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A BASE RUNNER!

What in the eff is that?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for the next 15 years, who would you rather have: chad billingsley or jair jurrjens?

i pick billingsley. dude is NASTY

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Julian Tavarez.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mike Bacsik

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i see 2 buckets of bubble gum in the dodgers dugout. whats your choice: DUBBLE BUBBLE or BAZOOKA?

for me, nothing beats a good…slab of bazooka

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Big League Chew

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

grape big league chew was uber

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how the fuck does vin scully not have a color man? he sounds like he’s about to die

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in this day and age, we use the term “african-american man”

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

matt harrison has a quality start in his ML debut. meanwhile, tom glavine hasn’t pitched since may.

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Need a Vidro

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

I get so frustrated with Crap Carey getting freakily excited about the other team’s plays.

by Lizziebeth on Jul 8, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's easily amused

He declared Andy Pettitte vs. Fausto Carmona as the greatest pitching matchup in the history of baseball playoff matchups.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If he could just get grizzled and jaded

like Skip, he’d be okay.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YESSSSS

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JEFF KENT IS HITTING CLEANUP?!??

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who cares

Good for us

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice dive by tex, saved a run

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FYF!

Back from his domination of AA!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Apparently 3 days weren't enough...

...just kidding, at least he made contact. And thank Pujols it wasn’t a Vidro.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He didn't K

And went the other way. I’m optimistic.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he also didn’t GIDP or kill a rally. PROGRESS

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my trip to atlanta is causing me to miss MAYHEMFEST. i am scarred

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

scarred or scared?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What in the eff is MAYHEMFEST

Or should I just ask which federation?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

its actually a concert headlined by slipknot & disturbed, among others

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Andruw won that one.

But the battle is not over.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my feed is WAY behind yours

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EFFFFFFFFF

Andruw has broken the 0-fer.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

andruw is so fat

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sit down Garciaparalalralaralslaga

And fix your GOTDAMN gloves.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mean, wtf.

I know he’s done it forever, but its so asinine. Just piss on your hands and be done with it.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Phils lost

so a win here would be niiiiiiiice. very nice.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Honestly?

I stopped looking at the standings. If the Braves just win some games, the good things will take care of themselves.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

honest.

Incidentally they screwed me out of a four-game parlay, but that’s okay. Didn’t cost me anything and it was only .20…

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy shit, freddie freeman had a TRIPLE tonight.

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

matt diaz sucks so bad he can’t get ABs on his rehab assignment

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He must not have read

The Science of Hitting this season yet.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

betta watch out.

SK will getcha.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

vin scully just said he’d expect gregor blanco to be from RUSSIA. really.

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

right...

I expect Yunel Escobar to be from France.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EMartin

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

THAT WAS NOT AN ERROR!!! HE SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT IT! MARTIN GOT SCREWED!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Errors

Brian McCann: 0
Russell Martin: 1

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Forgot the bolding

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Errors

Brian McCann, 3 time All-star: 0
Russell Martin, 2 time All-star: 1

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoops, forgot the italics

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Errors

Brian McCann, 3-time All-star, 15 jacks: 0
Russell Martin, 2-time All-star, 9 jacks: 1

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am not following the scoring system here.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, nevermind.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Errors

Brian McCann, 3-time All-star, 15 jacks, 48 RBI, rules: 0
Russell Martin, 2-time All-star, 9 jacks, 42 RBI, marginal: 1

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by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

brian mccann: american
russell martin: canadian

that should settle it once and for all

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 10:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMFP

Martin is up.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was...

Waiting for jug to test my patience before bringing those guns out.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 10:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was actually a step away from posting that myself.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Errors 2008

Brian McCann: 3
Russell Martin: 8
Geovanny Soto: 3
Corky Miller: 0

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yunel!?

Check his pulse. That was right down the middle.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FRANCOEUR YOU STUD!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice Vidro...

RUSSELL MARTIN.

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by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

heh.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

matt harrison: 7 IP, 5 H, 2 ER, 1 BB, 1 K

sigh

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn

nice line.

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by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

welcome back corpsey!

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

Sports fans admire lines of numbers and letters like beach bums admire the women as they walk by.

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by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

very

unchippa like.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i really have too much …data…

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

chad billingsley = good.

i’d trade smoltz and glavine for him.

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

written out of the will.

by Lizziebeth on Jul 8, 2008 11:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All these sliders

It’s like watching White Castle hamburgers.

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by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AWAY FEED TRIVIA ANSWER

carl erskine. my first two guesses were wrong, though i was close with podres

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bigjoe

i saw that damn curacao kid poster up there…. i warned you man

by gondeee on Jul 8, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh-oh

daddy’s been drinkin’ again…

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shut-up

you don’t know nothing kid… you don’t know how hard i work… what do you know

by gondeee on Jul 8, 2008 11:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sorry!

don’t hit me daddy. don’t hit me again daddy! please! not again!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahahaha

gondeee’s so plastered he doesn’t even know who posted the curacao kid poster, despite the user name being right underneath it.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

heeeheheeehehehee

I am amused!

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i too am amused

and perturbed at the same time… and i have to pee

by gondeee on Jul 8, 2008 11:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Make sure the lid is UP before you go...

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

make sure its a toilet before you go...

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a tree is just as good

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the best part

Is that his user pic is of Mohandas Gandhi…

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by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh boy.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

frenchy’s look reaaaalllll god tonight… time in the minors well spent

by gondeee on Jul 8, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

blasephemy!

he looks nothing like Pujols.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Francoeur

With another good rip. Make fun all you want, but Chipper and Teix couldn’t even make contact.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Doctor Quinn, medicine woman

LOL

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dr. Quinn

still pretty hot.

hotter than Larry King or Rob Reiner.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oooh

alyssa milano

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Remember

jug, the mlb promotion Alyssa Milano did, “win a date with Alyssa Milano?”

The one you signed up for 320 times?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and still didn't win?

how could I forget.

that’s ok, I will have my date one day…

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SAMANTAAAAA

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you sure you don't me bong?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn! can't even rip on him...

*MEAN

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ROFL…breathe…ROFL

by Lizziebeth on Jul 8, 2008 11:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

heeeheeheeheehee

I want him to say “i am job” like in Mrs. Doubtfire.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

boog.....er?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ANDRUW VS JAIR II

Point, Jurrjens

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by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tell us, gondeee

What was tonight’s choice brew?

Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Wild Turkey?
Colt 45?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mine is miller lite, in case anyone is interested. but it appears i’m no longer the resident drunk. HOORAY!!!!

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tonight bigjoe

You’re like the 1-2-3 Kid of drinking compared to Big Sexy over there…

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OE 800

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

actually

some friends suckered me down to the bar (www.elliottstreet.com) and i think i had four… jack and diane’s – figure out what that is… it’s not hard

by gondeee on Jul 8, 2008 11:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You haven't drank enough

If you’re coherent enough to drop hyperlinks into your posts… but schilling is schilling, i suppose!

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want you to get all ripped

and post some incoherent ramblings on the mainpage.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What, did you have Jury Duty or something? Nobody hangs around that area unless they do.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I live...

... 250 paces from that bar… and i designed their web site… sorry, small bit of self promotion.

by gondeee on Jul 8, 2008 11:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hahahaha

What a revelation. I’ll name drop you if I ever go there.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

every story...

... they tell you about me is not true.

by gondeee on Jul 8, 2008 11:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and then he can ask

“what the hell do you want?” from his corner.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great looking sight

but that’s a sad looking sandwich on the menu page…must get real drunk to pay $8 for that! More power to ‘em

by Lizziebeth on Jul 8, 2008 11:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tsk

Just said it looked sad, not gross!

(must get real drunk to pay $8)

by Lizziebeth on Jul 8, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I see no sandwich

just tail.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I see a cop

On the mainpage.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes,

the “main” page is tail-less. Only some fuzz.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Geez

nobody called me out on that one…
*site

by Lizziebeth on Jul 9, 2008 12:13 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Spelling errors

Eveyrone makes thme.

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by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 12:13 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wasn't sure what you meant.

because the tail was a great looking sight.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 12:14 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mmmm, yeah!

That’s the only reason I could come up with that you didn’t correct it!
But, no, very secure in my non-lesbianship.

by Lizziebeth on Jul 9, 2008 12:15 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you can appreciate tail

without being lesbian.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 12:17 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ain't that the truth

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 12:17 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what are they

two american kid’s growing up in the heartland?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

grr

sorry, kids. they don’t own growing.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha ha ha ha.
Seriously, though…thank you.

by Lizziebeth on Jul 8, 2008 11:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pujols damn

nevermind. No-hitter averted.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well

we finally decided to get a hit.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey wait

we’ve got something going here… in the game i mean

by gondeee on Jul 8, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gondeee, i triple-dog dare you

To make a drunken post on the mainpage, RIGHT NOW

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just opened a killian's

so, just hold that thought for a few

by gondeee on Jul 8, 2008 11:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't lie.

you really opened up a Cisco.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Killians = Scope's green peppermint mouthwash

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh sorry

Listerine. The blue stuff.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is where they play that dramatic music on the NFL recap shows

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do we have

anybody on the team that can get a bunt down?

by frozen rope on Jul 8, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

There’s a game on right now.

GO BRAVES! Bases loaded, one out… we must score.

BRAVES PLAY HERE

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

w00t

Yunel the Frenchman!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMG OMGO MGOMGOMGOMGOMGOG

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SPEED

KILLS

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ONE RUN WILL SCORE…TWO RUNS WILL SCORE…THREE RUNS WILL SCORE…

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chippa

looking not like chippa. He should go to AA.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You give him too much credit

He needs to go to Rome.

To straighten out.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He should be good in about 5 innings...

no need for the full 3 days.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i wanna punch the dude in the SHAMWOW commercial in the face.

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahaha

random.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dude

i so want to order that

by gondeee on Jul 8, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i could swear i saw them at CVS last month and almost had a heart attack. then i saw a BILLY MAYS endcap and had to walk out of the store before i destroyed my credit rating some more

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't you

want to order some KINOKI foot detoxers or something?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want a Ped Egg

so I can dump snowy flakes of dead foot-skin into the trash can.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

explain to me why the commercial gives you TWO. why the fuck would you need TWO pedeggs?

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Duh

you have two feet.

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by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One for your home, one for you car or RV.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd keep one in my bag

So that I can shave my foot callouses while sitting in the upper deck at Turner Field. And gently rain them down into the ScumTrust seats. . .

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh

Billy Mays! Yeah, I know what it is now.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wtf

is a shamwow?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Super absorbant

gondeee-grade vomit rag.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you ever

sober up, I sent you some logo choices again. . .

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

does that have to do with the shamwow?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When

TC grows into where it has its own merchandise, we can have Shamwows with a TC logo, or Jamie Kotsay on it.

For vomit.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or for when bigjoe looks at...

...data…

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stop seriously

i have no idea why that is funny….... oh yeah, i’m not sober

by gondeee on Jul 8, 2008 11:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

acutally

i am REALLY warming up to those… thanks, I will respond to you soon… when i sober up

by gondeee on Jul 8, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gondeee shows up plastered

And some hitting occurs. I might have to throw a 40 oz Wild Irish Rose bottle at his restaurant for good luck or something, tomorrow on my way home from work.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's inspired me...

I mixed myself a drink. I figured, if we do well with one drunken TCer, two must be better! bigjoe doesn’t count…he’s drinking and looking at…data…

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i’m not looking at the …data… i’m just copying it! i don’t even have thumbnails enabled!!

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i’m at 70 GB with about 20 discs left. holy shit

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll chip in for that.

by Lizziebeth on Jul 8, 2008 11:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where TF is 'Beard?

Putting together cabinets I guess…

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We should start talking about Smoltz's Beard...

Because he’ll probably check the thread tomorrow morning.

He’s probably busy chatting up some girl on the phone right now, while watching the game with the volume discreet, going “uh huh… YES SCO—I mean, yeah, that’s great!”

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She's probably a Nats fan

so he has to watch Nats games.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He'll be the douche

With a Nationals loopy-W hat, and a Braves shirt.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ANDRUW VS. JAIR III

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my feed can’t be THAT far behind

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

and he calls me drunk

by gondeee on Jul 8, 2008 11:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHA

That’s Kemp. Show’s how much I’m paying attention to the game. . .

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was like WTF?

Andruw really trimmed down.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how the hell could you confuse matt kemp with porky pig? jesus christ

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have bad eye sight.

Shouldn’t you be archiving some … data … or something?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i am. its hideously boring

by bigjoe on Jul 8, 2008 11:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You should e-mail him

And invite him to be a member. So he can sit here and chat with us. Then he won’t be bored.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 8, 2008 11:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then 'beard could rip him about his OPS.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 8, 2008 11:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs <