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The 12 Days of Baseball Christmas

With the Christmas season upon us, I give you a different spin on the classic 12 Days of Christmas.

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On the first day of Christmas

Baseball gave to me

A Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”

MLB: Boston Red Sox at Tampa Bay Rays Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

On the second day of Christmas

Baseball gave to me

“Joey Bats” being punched in the face

And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”

Toronto Blue Jays v Texas Rangers Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images

On the third day of Christmas

Baseball gave to me

A Bob Uecker talking clock

“Joey Bats” punched in the face

And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”

MLB: Milwaukee Brewers at Pittsburgh Pirates Charles LeClaire-USA TODAY Sports

On the fourth day of Christmas

Baseball gave to me

The Braves dancing usher

A Bob Uecker talking clock

“Joey Bats” punched in the face

And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”

On the fifth day of Christmas

Baseball gave to me

A Jon Lester pickoff attempt

Braves dancing usher

Bob Uecker talking clock

“Joey Bats” punched in the face

And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”

On the sixth day of Christmas

Baseball gave to me

“Edwing” walking his parrot

A Jon Lester pickoff attempt

Braves dancing usher

Bob Uecker talking clock

“Joey Bats” punched in the face

And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”

MLB: ALDS-Texas Rangers at Toronto Blue Jays Dan Hamilton-USA TODAY Sports

On the seventh day of Christmas

Baseball gave to me

Adrian Beltre’s head

“Edwing” walking his parrot

A Jon Lester pickoff attempt

Braves dancing usher

Bob Uecker talking clock

“Joey Bats” punched in the face

And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”

On the eighth day of Christmas

Baseball gave to me

Fernando Rodney’s crossbow

Adrian Beltre’s head

“Edwing” walking his parrot

A Jon Lester pickoff attempt

Braves dancing usher

Bob Uecker talking clock

“Joey Bats” punched in the face

And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”

Miami Marlins v Pittsburgh Pirates Photo by Justin K. Aller/Getty Images

On the ninth day of Christmas

Baseball gave to me

San Francisco Giants “Ball Dudes”

Fernando Rodney’s crossbow

Adrian Beltre’s head

“Edwing” walking his parrot

A Jon Lester pickoff attempt

Braves dancing usher

Bob Uecker talking clock

“Joey Bats” punched in the face

And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”

On the tenth day of Christmas

Baseball gave to me

Dusty Baker’s toothpicks

San Francisco Giants “Ball Dudes”

Fernando Rodney’s crossbow

Adrian Beltre’s head

“Edwing” walking his parrot

A Jon Lester pickoff attempt

Braves dancing usher

Bob Uecker talking clock

“Joey Bats” punched in the face

And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”

MLB: Washington Nationals at Pittsburgh Pirates Charles LeClaire-USA TODAY Sports

On the eleventh day of Christmas

Baseball gave to me

Bartolo Colon and his belly

San Francisco Giants “Ball Dudes”

Fernando Rodney’s crossbow

Adrian Beltre’s head

“Edwing” walking his parrot

A Jon Lester pickoff attempt

Braves dancing usher

Bob Uecker talking clock

“Joey Bats” punched in the face

And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”

MLB: New York Mets at San Diego Padres Jake Roth-USA TODAY Sports

On the twelfth day of Christmas

Baseball gave to me

Chris Sale and his scissors

Bartolo Colon’s belly

Dusty Baker’s toothpicks

San Francisco Giants “Ball Dudes”

Fernando Rodney’s crossbow

Adrian Beltre’s head

“Edwing” walking his parrot

A Jon Lester pickoff attempt

Braves dancing usher

Bob Uecker talking clock

“Joey Bats” punched in the face

And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”

MLB: Chicago Cubs at Chicago White Sox Mike DiNovo-USA TODAY Sports