On the first day of Christmas
Baseball gave to me
A Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”
On the second day of Christmas
Baseball gave to me
“Joey Bats” being punched in the face
And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”
On the third day of Christmas
Baseball gave to me
“Joey Bats” punched in the face
And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”
On the fourth day of Christmas
Baseball gave to me
The Braves dancing usher
A Bob Uecker talking clock
“Joey Bats” punched in the face
And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”
On the fifth day of Christmas
Baseball gave to me
A Jon Lester pickoff attempt
Braves dancing usher
Bob Uecker talking clock
“Joey Bats” punched in the face
And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”
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On the sixth day of Christmas
Baseball gave to me
A Jon Lester pickoff attempt
Braves dancing usher
Bob Uecker talking clock
“Joey Bats” punched in the face
And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”
On the seventh day of Christmas
Baseball gave to me
Adrian Beltre’s head
“Edwing” walking his parrot
A Jon Lester pickoff attempt
Braves dancing usher
Bob Uecker talking clock
“Joey Bats” punched in the face
And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”
On the eighth day of Christmas
Baseball gave to me
Fernando Rodney’s crossbow
Adrian Beltre’s head
“Edwing” walking his parrot
A Jon Lester pickoff attempt
Braves dancing usher
Bob Uecker talking clock
“Joey Bats” punched in the face
And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”
On the ninth day of Christmas
Baseball gave to me
San Francisco Giants “Ball Dudes”
Fernando Rodney’s crossbow
Adrian Beltre’s head
“Edwing” walking his parrot
A Jon Lester pickoff attempt
Braves dancing usher
Bob Uecker talking clock
“Joey Bats” punched in the face
And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”
On the tenth day of Christmas
Baseball gave to me
Dusty Baker’s toothpicks
San Francisco Giants “Ball Dudes”
Fernando Rodney’s crossbow
Adrian Beltre’s head
“Edwing” walking his parrot
A Jon Lester pickoff attempt
Braves dancing usher
Bob Uecker talking clock
“Joey Bats” punched in the face
And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Baseball gave to me
Bartolo Colon and his belly
San Francisco Giants “Ball Dudes”
Fernando Rodney’s crossbow
Adrian Beltre’s head
“Edwing” walking his parrot
A Jon Lester pickoff attempt
Braves dancing usher
Bob Uecker talking clock
“Joey Bats” punched in the face
And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Baseball gave to me
Chris Sale and his scissors
Bartolo Colon’s belly
Dusty Baker’s toothpicks
San Francisco Giants “Ball Dudes”
Fernando Rodney’s crossbow
Adrian Beltre’s head
“Edwing” walking his parrot
A Jon Lester pickoff attempt
Braves dancing usher
Bob Uecker talking clock
“Joey Bats” punched in the face
And a Brock Holt Red Sox “Pet Brock”