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New To Talking Chop and Heres Why



I recently joined Talking Chop and I did for a very special reason. But before I tell you, why don't I just get some things out in the open. First of all, I am a Yankees fan. A die-hard Yankees fan. Second of all, I am definitely not here to troll. And third of all, I am a female. Not a man!

Now that that's cleared up, we can get to the reason why I am here. As I mentioned, I am a die-hard Yankees fan. But what I didn't say was that I am also a die-hard Melky fan. Yes, I said it. My name is The Melkman and I am a Melky-holic. I am/was obsessed with him and will continue to be, no matter what team he is on. So, I came here. I am virtually stalking him from team to team.

Here are some things that you should know about Melky. Important things:

1. He is the Walk-off king. He is incredible in late inning situations.

2. He loves to have fun

3. He has a great arm and can play all three OF positions

4. He is a switch hitter

5. His nickname is the Melkman (sound familiar?)

6. His catch-phrase is Got Melky?

7. When he gets a hit you say, "The Melkman has delivered."

8. He's kinda slow

9. He does not speak English

-The Melkman

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