The Fauxny Pages

Gattis Takes New York

Like an Old Battle Axe, one day Gattis might name one of his kids Citi... these are the Braves of our Lives.

Braves of our Lives: Change is Good

Like lightening striking twice... these are the Braves of our Lives.

Lights, Camera, Maction!

Like creating another masterpiece... Lights, Camera, Maction! These are the Braves of our Lives.

Swingers

Like delusional teammate conversations... these are the Braves of our Lives.

Stupid Climate

Like a late spring snow storm... these are the Braves of our Lives.

Careful What You Wish For

Like moths to a flame, these are the Braves of our Lives.

The Braves Of Our Lives: Choosing The New 3B

Like smoke through a chimney, these are The Braves of Our Lives.

The Braves Of Our Lives: More Bunting

Like bunts in a tie game, these are The Braves of Our Lives

The Faunxy Pages: The Upton Boys

The Unreal GM of the Atlanta Braves gets a jingle in his head every time he thinks about Justin Upton joining his brother in Atlanta.

The Fauxny Pages: The Mets Gift To Chipper Will Be...

Want a sneak peak into what retirement gift the New York Mets will be giving Chipper Jones?

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The Fauxny Pages: Choosing Wisely

The Braves GM had a big choice at the trade deadline ... how did he choose?

The Fauxny Pages: Twipper

Chipper Jones likes The Twitta so much, maybe his new nickname should be Twipper.

The Fauxny Pages: Don't Mess With Frank Wren

Atlanta Braves General Manager Frank Wren does battle at the trade deadline.

The Fauxny Pages: Three Sheets For The Win

Can Ben Sheets help the Braves starting rotation.

The Fauxny Pages: Guidance, Needed It Is

The Unreal GM of the Atlanta Braves has some advice for the current Braves brain trust.

The Fauxny Pages: In Jair We Trust

Jurrjens will be pitching for his baseball life tonight.

The Fauxny Pages: Trying To Cure The Mondays

Can the team find a cure for their case of the Mondays...

The Fauxny Pages: M*A*S*H

The Braves are a real M*A*S*H unit right now.

The Fauxny Pages: The GM Yearns For Real Interleague Play

From the desk of the Unreal GM of the Atlanta Braves.

The Fauxny Pages: One Down, Two To Go

The Fauxny Pages: One Down, Two To Go

The Fauxny Pages: Happy Birthday Chipper Jones

Chipper turns 40 ... and Ozzy Osbourne celebrates

The Fauxny Pages: I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

What happens when the FauxGM taps into the mind of the real GM of the Atlanta Braves, and reveals his plans?

The Fauxny Pages: Two And A Half Men

The back of the bullpen for Atlanta.

The Fauxny Pages: Nice Try Mets Fans

From the desk of the Unreal GM of the Atlanta Braves.

The Fauxny Pages: Help Ease Our Pain Hank

Maybe Hank will help us forget our sweep.

The Fauxny Pages: Futures Game Celebrates The Past

Bobby Cox will strap on his spikes one more time.

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