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Dan Uggla's power is awful and so am I...

Hi all,

This is my mea culpa for a bet made mid-season, one that was optimistic yet utterly foolhardy. Like most elections, I'm going to call this race even though only about 80% of the precincts have reported.

Dan Uggla can barely get the ball out of the infield, let alone make it to second base, an issue that I figuratively run into from time to time. Second base is an important step to scoring, after all, and I'm a big fan of second base. And scoring. I thought Dan Uggla was, too, but he really let me down this year. Second base has been lonely this season, despite all my hopes in Dan reaching that benchmark over and over again.

Mind you, I wasn't asking for home runs, or even triples to change my outlook on Dan Uggla. Figuratively speaking, I"ve managed to out-homer Uggla's literal 2014 total, which is really about as much as a single man that is as arrogant and unbecoming as myself can possibly ask for. But the lack of doubles is really an issue that caused us both great pain.

In summation, I am so dumb and second base hates both myself and Dan Uggla. Long live second base. And Mr. Sanchez is a fantastic human being that is capable of nearly anything.

Thank you for your time and putting up with this Fanpost.

-C

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