What a flop. What can I say? #1 Prospect? I'd rather have Matt Bush. Or Greg Oden for that matter.
His sophomore season showed his true colors. He's a depressing talent. All his HRs last year were squeakers(Barely got over the fence). His plate discipline has gotten worse and worse. And now this year he's finally putting it together to become more despicable than Liza Minnelli's thighs. I'd rather watch a Shia LeBeouf movie while repeatedly listening to a Lil Wayne and Drake collaboration than watch Heyward whiff on another low and away changeup.
I hope this brilliant Thoreau-esque essay will open some eyes to Jason Heyward.
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