Cabrera wins his second straight MVP, while Cutch wins his first and is only the fourth center fielder to win the award. McCutchen beat out Yadier Molina and Paul Goldschmidt by a large margin; perhaps leading the Pirates to their first postseason since 1992 might have had something to do with that.
It's Scott Boras. What did you expect?
That thing is going to take over his whole head eventually. The only way it'll come off is if someone hacks it off in his sleep.
Ken Rosenthal reports that Baltimore could trade Wieters, who is a good defensive catcher, but his OPS has dropped each of the last three years. He's also a Boras client.
Shocking. As a reward, they get WWE championship belts from Vince McMahon. Craig Kimbrel was tied for fourth in voting.