The Faunxy Pages: The Upton Boys

I bet I know what Frank is humming... - Daniel Shirey-US PRESSWIRE

The Unreal GM of the Atlanta Braves gets a jingle in his head every time he thinks about Justin Upton joining his brother in Atlanta.

From the desk of the Unreal GM of the Atlanta Braves, @fauxfrankwren ... the Unreal GM gets his Billy Joel on when he thinks about the prospect of Justin Upton joining his brother B.J. Upton in Atlanta.

Upton Boys
They’ve been playing in 2 different worlds
I bet they’ve never shared a same team win
I wanna tweet this to @Jus10Up10

I'm gonna trade for that Upton guy
He's been living on that West Coast time
Too long for anyone who wants to win
And now I’m gonna try to bring him in
That's what I plan

And when they know what
They want for his time
And when they wake up
And make up their mind

They'll see it’s not so tough
Just because
I want to trade for this Upton guy
You know I've seen them ruin Upton’s world
They’re getting tired of they’re high paid toys
And all these stats from the SABR boys
They’ve got a choice

Upton Boys
You know we can't afford to trade the world
But maybe someday when KT gives in
He'll understand what kind of GM I've been
And then I'll win

And when he’s mashing
He’s looking so fine
And when we’re winning
You'll say that I’m right

He'll say it’s not so tough
Just because
I want to trade
For this Upton guy
He's been living on that West Coast time
Too long for anyone who wants to win
And now I’m gonna try to bring him in
That's what I plan

Upton Boys
They’re my Upton Boys
You know I’m in love with my Upton Boys

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And in case you need to really get the jingle stuck in your head:


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