Future Hall of Famer Chipper Jones has joined Twitter. I presume he joined so that he will have something to do next year after he retires. Actually, it would be neat if he tweeted his hunting adventures with LaRoche in the off-season.
Hello all! Yes, the ol man finally got the twitta! Shame on the posers. Thx to all the followers already. No fans like braves fans!— Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) July 24, 2012
Welcome to the short attention span outlet, old man. Don't let @KrisMedlen54 push you around. Or at least if he does, let me know, and I'll take care of it... :)