Filed under: The Fauxny Pages: In Jair We Trust By Fauxfrankwren Jun 22, 2012, 8:09am EDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share this on Reddit Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: The Fauxny Pages: In Jair We Trust Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email From the desk of the Unreal GM of the Atlanta Braves, @fauxfrankwren... tonight's pitching mound is equipped with a trap door that can be activated by Braves management if it gets too ugly out there for JJ. More From Battery Power Braves set to kick off 2024 regular season against the Phillies The Braves are still very good and it's totally fine to get excited about it 2024 MLB Opening Day game thread Ronald Acuña, Jr. words delivered off-the-field like he does performance does on-the-field Get to know the Braves’ 2024 Opening Day Roster Updated Atlanta Braves Roster