Ozzie Guillen is an idiot. He sticks his foot in his mouth more than any politician. His most recent stroke of genius? Admiring Fidel Castro. I found his apology particularly entertaining: "I will apologize if I hurt somebody's feelings, or I hurt somebody's thought," Ozzie, I'm not sure how you hurt one's thought, but thanks for the conditional apology. Apparently, you don't think you did anything wrong, but you want to apologize for people thinking you did.