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Rosterbation 2012: Like 2011, but older and with less fear of being caught

So, we can't even get out of spring training without needing to rosterbate. We're guys, so I guess it's normal. We just have to get the bad juices out. So, rosterbate away ladies and gents (yes, there are a few female rosterbators). Who should we add to LF, or as as young 3B now that Chipper is out? Don't lie, you've been fantasizing about what you would do once that old man left town for years, and now is the time you can finally go dancing, get that young guy around the corner you've been coveting for so long, and just be free to enjoy yourself after almost 20 long years locked in to the same man again and again and again, except when he was hurting and you had that other guy fill in from time to time. Or when he went on that long business trip to the left (field) and we had a stand in keep us happy for two years. So, who's our next 3B? I vote for this guy 85927337_10_medium

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