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TC Fantasy Baseball Rd 5


Hey all, been a long time since I posted on here. Hope everyone is doing well.

No clue if the majority of the people who were in the TC Fantasy Baseball League from last season are even still on this board, but if you are I'm just letting you know I set the league up just now so you should have received an email message asking you to join again. It would have been sent to whatever email address you provided me last year.

All people who participated last year have been re-invited, but if in about two weeks the league is still missing participants I may go ahead and open it up to anyone else who feels like joining. For those of you from last year who do want to play again, please sign up quickly so we can finalize any rule changes, roster changes, etc.

Go Braves.

This FanPost does not express the views or opinions of Talking Chop.

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Your mother was a mudder.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

he loves the muck.

"No. Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? You're not even allowing natural selection do its work. Pssh. You're like the guy who invented the seat belt."

Dwight Schrute

by Swo12bv on Feb 10, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy hell – you look like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

Welcome back, and sign me up…Freeman Costs $1.05 is taking it this year!!!

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

This is awkward, but you’re the one person the league voted on not coming back. Sorry!

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, he can stay

we need filler like that to stay active without being a threat for the title.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Feb 12, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

If you need any alternates, I could find some room among my usual three or four uncompetitive public leagues. I’d like to be in a league where half the owners don’t disappear for the season once the draft ends.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man. -The Dude

by CMassey on Feb 9, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

I’ll keep you posted.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

To even be considered, is such a great honor.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man. -The Dude

by CMassey on Feb 11, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

You have very interesting ways of filling the subject line…

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Feb 11, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

۩

TWSS?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man. -The Dude

by CMassey on Feb 18, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

What’s your email address?

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 18, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

In an effort to get less spammed, its “massey3” at ymail.com

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man. -The Dude

by CMassey on Feb 18, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

sent.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 18, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

There was a problem with signing up, emailed you the error message. Praying I don’t get stuck with RehabRejects as a result of not being able to sign up promptly.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man. -The Dude

by CMassey on Feb 18, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I see you’ve got it squared away, thanks for getting back to me so quickly.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 20, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Fantasy question

I was in The Yankees Suck League which was a league from this board last year. Is this the one you’re talking about?

by Minnix on Feb 9, 2012 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

No.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Mother of God… you’re actually here. Wow.

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Feb 9, 2012 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

almost like a roll away the stone / resurrection moment … or maybe it is (?)

by fandave on Feb 10, 2012 8:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it everything you’d thought it be?

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

And then some!

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Feb 10, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I shall have MY vengeance

"No. Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? You're not even allowing natural selection do its work. Pssh. You're like the guy who invented the seat belt."

Dwight Schrute

by Swo12bv on Feb 10, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm

Is that a challenge I smell?

by scstrato on Feb 10, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh sorry, didn’t see you there…

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, fuck that guy!

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

So what, you expected me to play Pooh to your Christopher Robin? Sorry but if you come here unprepared for war then you better be prepared to hop, skip and whistle your ass right on out of the 100 acre wood, bitch!

by scstrato on Feb 10, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

AND HIS FAMILY!!!!1!

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Still bitter over the tie-breaker I see … Seriously, that was like 3 years ago. Let it go…

/shakes head dismissively

by scstrato on Feb 10, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Beard sighting

I thought hurricane season was over........

by bravesguy311 on Feb 10, 2012 8:28 AM EST reply actions  

I believe he was posting under the screen name “ChopMaster” for awhile..

I feel like SWAT right now..Colin Farrell GET AT ME! GET AT ME! LL Cool J GET AT ME!

by bwellnjonesco on Feb 10, 2012 8:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey I’m new

Yeah…that was just a cover.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

by DolphinNation on Feb 10, 2012 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Okay, DolphinNation… I see on Yahoo that we can’t simply “sign up first and ask questions later”. Apparently we have to either create a league or join a league.

So…. based on everything here… and the discussions from Monday or Tuesday… shall we create another league?… or await available slots here?

"Sir Stealth, Stay stealth.. Your a moron" (jrod1142), 12/15/11 (the epic FWren Fortitude FanPost)

by carpengui on Feb 10, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

We could do both, actually!

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

by DolphinNation on Feb 10, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, my concern is in waiting for a slot that never appears… which I what apparently happened to me last year. In any case: I would be perfectly happy to join any league set up here… just need the credentials to sign in.

"Sir Stealth, Stay stealth.. Your a moron" (jrod1142), 12/15/11 (the epic FWren Fortitude FanPost)

by carpengui on Feb 10, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Same deal here.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

by DolphinNation on Feb 10, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll keep you posted.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If you have a slot open...

edventrone@yahoo.com

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

by DolphinNation on Feb 14, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

sending now.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 18, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Says the league is full so I can’t join without a link.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

by DolphinNation on Feb 19, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Invite sent, get back to me ASAP about whether or not you received it.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 20, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

In there like Prego bro.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

by DolphinNation on Feb 20, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll keep you posted.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

alancarp @ att . net

"Sir Stealth, Stay stealth.. Your a moron" (jrod1142), 12/15/11 (the epic FWren Fortitude FanPost)

by carpengui on Feb 14, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

sending now.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 18, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Have I been missing out on some gems recently?

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah… just the usual, what we believe to be a grown man trolling as a 14 year old… my first memory of him was his fanpost about graduating into teen-hood when he turned 14. And it just got better from there!

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

See signature.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

And mine. Hey I forgot you’re featured in mine…

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Feb 10, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoop whoop.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 10, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You really should get out more… well, ‘out’ meaning here. Gets entertaining occasionally.

"Sir Stealth, Stay stealth.. Your a moron" (jrod1142), 12/15/11 (the epic FWren Fortitude FanPost)

by carpengui on Feb 11, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey friend, got any new bands for me to check out?

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Pal, not what you asked about, but here is a new version of your theme song.

by fandave on Feb 11, 2012 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Hello sir

Your recommendation of “Heavens” was a gem. Skiba really does the right thing. Thanks

Been listening to The Flatliners, Polar Bear Club, Four year strong, The Menzingers, No Trigger, and Hit the Lights, A Wilhem Scream

Definitely looking into, you will find something to enjoy between those guys. Anything new on your end?

I thought hurricane season was over........

by bravesguy311 on Feb 13, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

The President of Talking Chop officially throws his hat into the TC Fantasy world..

If you guys need some competition and a real winner, I’d happily join the fantasy baseball TC Ranks… Let me know as I am always down for some fun amongst friends. :-)

In the body of other posts, I am often admittedly high and tend to not want to edit a lot.
by willlinn on Dec 2, 2011 12:01 PM PST

if Wren gets Arenado from Colorado, I’ll give him a BJ.
by Scott Coleman on Dec 19, 2011 9:45 PM PST

by Klemson Krash on Feb 10, 2012 8:59 AM EST reply actions  

I dislike you still... ...

In the body of other posts, I am often admittedly high and tend to not want to edit a lot.
by willlinn on Dec 2, 2011 12:01 PM PST

if Wren gets Arenado from Colorado, I’ll give him a BJ.
by Scott Coleman on Dec 19, 2011 9:45 PM PST

by Klemson Krash on Feb 10, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I still love you though

but both the Georgia and the South Carolina degrees on my office wall are just fine with your dislike.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Feb 10, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

My offices walls are crumbling...

Hence, My Clemson and Embry Riddle Aeronautical University degrees have nothing to say to your Georgia and South Carolina mounted degrees.

In the body of other posts, I am often admittedly high and tend to not want to edit a lot.
by willlinn on Dec 2, 2011 12:01 PM PST

if Wren gets Arenado from Colorado, I’ll give him a BJ.
by Scott Coleman on Dec 19, 2011 9:45 PM PST

by Klemson Krash on Feb 10, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll keep you posted.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

what is your email address?

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 18, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

If this is the place where we we make known our desires to be considered for the exclusive membership in the genteel country club known as TC fantasy baseball, um… hi.

And if that particular boys’ club fills up, I’m happy to make/run (not like running takes any effort) an additional league, other participants willing, of course.

by Ivan the Great on Feb 10, 2012 9:54 AM EST reply actions  

I’ll keep you posted.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone.

I’m shocked and appalled to see that eight of the twelve teams have already signed back up. Like I said, we’ll wait another week or so for the remaining four, but if they don’t sign up I’ll take first come first serve.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

So I just realized I told like six people that’d I’d keep them posted, and there’s only four spots left…three is Justin ruins everything and joins. We’ll figure it out though.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

As head honcho, shouldn’t you just ban him?

by fandave on Feb 10, 2012 8:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I’m definitely in.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 10, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think I got the email…

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 10, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Got in

I just went to my fantasy profile, and an invite was there. Good to go.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 10, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Now you just have to make the draft this year..

I feel like SWAT right now..Colin Farrell GET AT ME! GET AT ME! LL Cool J GET AT ME!

by bwellnjonesco on Feb 10, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

But, what if I intentionally want to draft 5 Phillies on my team???

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 10, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I would consider you an asshole and a scholar.

I feel like SWAT right now..Colin Farrell GET AT ME! GET AT ME! LL Cool J GET AT ME!

by bwellnjonesco on Feb 10, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Wiggington, Dontrelle Willis, Polanco, and John Mayberry … and I’ll even throw in Thome. Make it so!

"Sir Stealth, Stay stealth.. Your a moron" (jrod1142), 12/15/11 (the epic FWren Fortitude FanPost)

by carpengui on Feb 11, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha, well done sir.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 11, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

If we get to the “anyone who feels like joining” stage sign me up. Sounds like fun.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Feb 11, 2012 8:11 AM EST reply actions  

this is the most prestigious fantasy baseball league in the world….it fills up quick.

"No. Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? You're not even allowing natural selection do its work. Pssh. You're like the guy who invented the seat belt."

Dwight Schrute

by Swo12bv on Feb 11, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll be playing once again to take all the injured players on draft day and then finish in 9th place as usual.

by Scott Coleman on Feb 12, 2012 1:13 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Aim high, Scott

Attaboy!!

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

by DolphinNation on Feb 13, 2012 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Hell, I’m still stoked I won TC Fantasy Baseball Rd 3.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Feb 12, 2012 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

what have you done for me lately?

"No. Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? You're not even allowing natural selection do its work. Pssh. You're like the guy who invented the seat belt."

Dwight Schrute

by Swo12bv on Feb 12, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Not won, that’s for sure.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Feb 13, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm back.

Are we doing the keepers as promised last year?

by cavebird on Feb 14, 2012 12:55 PM EST reply actions  

yahoo! pro league

i just paid $100 for a yahoo pro league but wasn’t assigned a league yet on yahoo…i got the receipt from yahoo and paypal for purchasing the team yet don’t have a league assigned, essentially. any ideas?

by BronxBraveFan on Feb 19, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Problems here.

I tried to rejoin the league and it said my team “Jason and the Bravonauts” had a new owner. Can I get some help here?

by cavebird on Feb 19, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

And it would really suck...

…if I lost my team. I kept three minor league types last year and it hurt my depth seriously—-and the point was to have them as good keepers this year. If someone else gets them, that isn’t right. I know I was a bit slow; but I did say I would be back on Feb . 14th as the thread shows. It is tough to get things done right now where I live in New Orleans. (Ash Wednesday is this Wednesday, which means Mardi Gras is Tuesday.)

by cavebird on Feb 19, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I was awarded your team, but I sent an email to the commish stating the problem and you’ll get your team back. I’m pretty sure I can resign and he can send you the link necessary to get you back in.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man. -The Dude

by CMassey on Feb 20, 2012 3:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I should be able to transfer the team back to cavebird, and then you can take over Dr. Proc if you would like. Give me a second.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 20, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Invite sent, get back to me ASAP about whether or not you received it.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 20, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

First of all, lets chill out with what’s right and what isn’t right. You took the time to respond on this board on the 14th, but then didn’t bother to sign up your team for the next four days on Yahoo? With that being said, I think there’s a way to switch owners…let me get back to you.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 20, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

It takes literally 20 seconds…

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 20, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, ok, it's over

Beard is a horrible commish, on that we can all agree. Let’s move on from that common ground and get to the general witty banter we need. Are we full yet? Time to flesh out the detailia.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Feb 20, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

…hmm.

Anyone in favor of Mr. Sanchez losing all rights to his keepers, automatically being the 12th pick in the draft, and being locked out of the first five rounds?

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 20, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 21, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

seconded with the addition that we also beat him with a rubber hose

"No. Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? You're not even allowing natural selection do its work. Pssh. You're like the guy who invented the seat belt."

Dwight Schrute

by Swo12bv on Feb 21, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

and we nail his dick to something….TC MEME revisted

"No. Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? You're not even allowing natural selection do its work. Pssh. You're like the guy who invented the seat belt."

Dwight Schrute

by Swo12bv on Feb 21, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Can "something"

= Kate Upton? Or Marissa Miller?

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Feb 21, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Fail

It was drive a rusty nail through the dick, IIRC – not nail the dick to something.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 21, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

there there, it’s the effort that counts.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 21, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I was taking this back retro style to a former TC meme…I was hoping someone would catch on, but I guess not.

My bad.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 20, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

+1, I got it.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 21, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Good man.

We could have certainly used your entertainment ’round these parts over the last few months/years.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 21, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No kidding

Him and bigjoe both. I laid out a premium smack talk above and got nothin! Guess the Beard is greying a bit, huh?

by scstrato on Feb 21, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

You gon’ learn today!

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 21, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks!

And sorry if my post was overly aggressive, it wasn’t my intention (alcohol related screw ups are also common here this time of year). I know I was a bit tardy and there is no excuse, I run a league myself on Yahoo, and have played in leagues for decades, so I should know better. My frustration was just with my performance last year, and I really should have been kicking myself on being too slow to click the link since I did make a conscious decision to keep my keepers on my roster instead of jettisoning them for better depth with the idea to do better this year.

Again, thanks, and my apologies! Good luck this year!

by cavebird on Feb 20, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

suck up!

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 20, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

No worries, everyone is set up now so we are good to go.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 21, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Invite sent, get back to me ASAP about whether or not you received it.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 20, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 20, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

by DolphinNation on Feb 21, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

To all who joined this league

We really need to hammer out a few details and though we are getting some very good discussion I agree with Beard that our time is running short. Please go to the site and review the 2 polls and respond with your votes. These polls will be available until this Friday @ 7pm after which we will tally the existing votes and move on. Sorry for the “pushiness” but we need to get these questions answered.

by scstrato on Feb 21, 2012 6:07 PM EST reply actions  

+1

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 21, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Polls Closed

We have enough votes to go ahead and close the polls. Thanks for the quick responses guys, I’m sure Beard appreciates it!

by scstrato on Feb 22, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

What are the exit polls showing? I want to be the first outlet to call the outcome!

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Feb 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

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