Braves vs. Phillies: Open Thread #3
by Scott Coleman on Sep 28, 2011 10:52 PM EDT
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Keep getting mowed down by Schwimmer. Pathetic.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
The longer this goes
the more depressed I feel.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
Yea
With the wife of the home plate ump.
by Virginia9er on Sep 28, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Gonna put us out of our misery, finally?
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
at least its the bottom of the order
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
I was trying but SBN’s servers kept crashing. Should be good to go now.
"It's not about me, it's about the team." - Martin Prado
Twitter: @scottcoleman55
by Scott Coleman on Sep 28, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I know, it was awful for a while there.
Thanks for the new one :-)
I’ll delete mine now.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Thanks for covering!
"It's not about me, it's about the team." - Martin Prado
Twitter: @scottcoleman55
by Scott Coleman on Sep 28, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks man
It was brutal for a bit over on the other thread.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Vidro!!!
'Bama fan since birth, Niners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
Dear Braves
I cannot continue to turn my girlfriend away from her “advances” for much longer. She will get tired and fall asleep. Win soon!
Robert
by timelovesahero on Sep 28, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
Just wanted to let you know that I’m in the same position. Le sigh.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Whew
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
Wilson never touched 2nd.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
who cares?
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
The Cardinals and their fans might.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
They get called in every game...so, again, who cares?
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
The Cardinals and their fans might.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
Just get ’em on, get ’em over, get ’em in.
by AmgineRmEht on Sep 28, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward, let’s end this season like you started the last one!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
come on heyward. please i have things to do tonight
by PhuckthePhillies on Sep 28, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
OK, J-Hey
Make up for your shit season
by sidbreamsstache on Sep 28, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
If anyone's going to get a walkoff hit in this game
It’s Cristhian Martinez
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
wish we had kept the other thread, this one may be bad luck :(
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
I agree. Scott is usually bad luck.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Because we scored so many times in that one?
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Another blown save...
If we knew why he wouldn’t have blown it.
by mebravesfan on Sep 28, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Still can't believe Reyes is such a pussy for winning theb atting title like he did
'Bama fan since birth, Niners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
crap...
another unknown…
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Get'em on, get'em in
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
last year I would think JaY Hey could hit a homer here
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Secret weapon time? We’re 3 for 3 with the secret weapon….
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
One more game...JHey give us one more game
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It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
COME ON...!
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
To prove I'm still in a mood to make jokes
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Like trying to communicate with Fredi?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol.
This is apparently the communication between Fredi and Prado, warning him we might have to play tomorrow.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Suit pack and fly plane to the red birds. When the score run.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward with the single!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
A GLIMMER OF HOPE!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
HEYWARD!!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
J Hey!!
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
LET'S WIN THIS GAME
So we can pretend Selig’s two-Wild-Card fantasy started this year
lucky bastards...
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Come on, Conrad…win it!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
Okay, I thought it was Herndon. Who the crap is De Fratus?
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
Phillies luck
we would have thrown that all the way to Miami
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
soooo
who was calling for a brooksy walk-off?
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
I was
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU CALLED IT WRONG!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
LETS GO BROOKSY!!
Come through for us!!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
I’ve been calling this conrad thing for the last 3 innings make it happen!!!!
by PhuckthePhillies on Sep 28, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
Nice bunt.
Ok Bourn please just find a hole somewhere.
(TWSS)
come on!
redeem yourself….!
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Oh, Brooksie….
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
Rally Pups Engage!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Zombie-eyed dogs!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
They’re also 3-0 in Game Threads. Secret Weapons!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
ok
maybe bourn
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
Chipper just looks like a manager in that dugout.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
Jordan....for the wiiiiiiin......!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
noooooooooooooooo
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
Come on, Bourn!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
has brooks done anything in the last couple months?
by PhuckthePhillies on Sep 28, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
De Fratus
He’s obviously Christy Matthewson Jr.
single wins it
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
walking bourn to get to Prado
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
It just happens to be the worst hitter in our lineup (well, except for Jack Wilson)
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Make these fuckers pay, Martin.
"It's not about me, it's about the team." - Martin Prado
Twitter: @scottcoleman55
ok
maybe prado
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
ODARP....one time!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
They're not going to let Bourn win this game all by himself.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
Dear Fredi, when the opposing team walks your lead off guy to get to your #2 hitter, you probably need a better #2 hitter…
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
Sigh....this.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m praying for a walk and a Chipper GS
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
what if he gets walked to get to chipper?
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
IBB to get to Prado, it’s like their manager actually looks at scouting reports or something.
Q: If not us, who? If not now, when? A: The Batman. And "when you least expect it."
Smart move
I know I feel much better with Bourn up there than Prado.
Odarp is more than due
He can do it!
'Bama fan since birth, Niners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
Rodney Dangerfielding, Prado
No Respect
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
Love this crowd
Already chanting “Let’s go Prado” with Bourn still being walked
fuck espn announcers wow
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
"You might be wondering...
…why they’re walking Bourn." No. Nobody is wondering that. It’s obvious. Shut up.
fuck espn announcers wow
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
To prove that I am pulling out all the stops
I am closing my eyes for this AB.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Of course, this technique never works on Josh Smith free throws, so....
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
be pateint, get a pitch to hit, and end this thing martiin
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
really...?
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
WTF...why u reaching for that crap Prado?
'Bama fan since birth, Niners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
It's been the story of the past month and a half for him.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
martin and jay hey are shells of thweir last year selves... it is sad
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
oy....
deFratus…
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
It's 11:11 pm
I just wished that the Braves won the WS
SQUEEZE
SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE
I’ll take another wild pitch…
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
haha rossy is clapping to the lets go braves thing
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
this is it....
it ends right here…
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
How pathetic. They’re practically GIVING US THE GAME and we still can’t do shit.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
…….are you watching the same game? The Phillies aren’t giving much of anything.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Schwimmer and DeFratus is pretty white flag to me.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Son of a BITCH!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Wow – was he actually even running on that???
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
I don't know how much more of this I can take.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
we fucking suck, pathetic with runners on\
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Damn...yet another inning
'Bama fan since birth, Niners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SWINGING AT
JESUS CHRIST MAN
A month of unclutchness...
…why should it stop now?
PATHETIC
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
well, we're likely seeing a new pitcher next inning
pitcher spot is first up
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
well
damn
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
Of all the nights for SBN to take a !^$(%^#($&$^
Anyone seeing or able to post? This new thread has stopped completely too.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
its been crappy for me
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Same here lady…taking forever.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
How does an entire major league lineup
suddenly lose the ability to square up a fastball? We’ve been doing that all month.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 11:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Why did I just get a pit in my stomach
when I saw Linebrink on the hill?
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
oh no oh no oh no oh no not linebrink AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this cant be happening
oh no oh no oh no oh no not linebrink AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this cant be happening
STFD
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Linebrink got the first batter.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
How does an entire major league lineup
suddenly lose the ability to square up a fastball? We’ve been doing that all month.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 11:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
We cannot bring up the middle of their line up again
It’s this inning or never
by sidbreamsstache on Sep 28, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
How does an entire major league lineup
suddenly lose the ability to square up a fastball? We’ve been doing that all month.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 11:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
This game needs to freaking end. I have been up for 35 straight hours now.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
That’s just incredible.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 28, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Could you clarify … end with a Braves win please ;-)
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Well, I thought that was a given. :)
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
How does an entire major league lineup
suddenly lose the ability to square up a fastball? We’ve been doing that all month.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 11:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Time to break the internet.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 28, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Key to winning this: throw strikes
What we do: throw balls
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Geez, that scared me.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
Been watching all night
Can’t believe Kimbrel couldn’t put it away in the 9th
"My parents do a lot of things behind the scenes that go unnoticed"- Cam Newton, Heisman acceptance speech.
by TurnerTheBurner on Sep 28, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
For real. Poor kid.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 28, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
you’re @%$*ing me…
"My parents do a lot of things behind the scenes that go unnoticed"- Cam Newton, Heisman acceptance speech.
by TurnerTheBurner on Sep 28, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He throws sinkers, sliders and "unknown"
according to gameday.
by mebravesfan on Sep 28, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
This may be it
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
You know, even with all the close games
this team is boring to watch. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve loved ’em for a long time, but something about their style this year…
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Universe Explodes.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
The fact that he had to appeal that...
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Cmon Linebrink...strikes!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
I know this is OT but...
can we do something about the ads on the outfield walls?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Moneyball.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Go to the games more often so they don't need the money so much?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
mhm…. wanna pay for me to take a flight from Eugene to ATL to get to a couple games?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Sure.
But you said “we.”
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I guess thats why the phillies and red sox have no ads on their OF walls?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Yep.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
...
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Toughest out left in their lineup
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
I’m up!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Pervert.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL…well done.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta keep it loose in here tonight.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha...I'll be doing the same in 7
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You can kindly see yourself out.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 28, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Utley
I had sex with YOUR wife!
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I wouldn’t claim that, she obviously has very poor taste in men.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
For the first time all month…..maybe he finally realized that blocking balls from getting to the backstop is a good thing.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit, this is going to keep me up all night
I wonder if there’s a 24 hour sandwhich shop around here….
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Get the out, Linebrink
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Sidenote: Boston up 3-2 on Orioles through eight
"My parents do a lot of things behind the scenes that go unnoticed"- Cam Newton, Heisman acceptance speech.
by TurnerTheBurner on Sep 28, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, he can do a lot more…just not in a beneficial to the braves sort of way.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
If Linebrink ends our season it’ll be kind of full circle-y.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
How?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Because very early on, everyone hated him for blowing games.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Well....
It just happened.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, its been an up and down season guys...glad it came down to Linebrink
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
Well, crap.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
I just got scared
when Pence stepped in the box.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
GOODNIGHT
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
season over
goodnight guys
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
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"My parents do a lot of things behind the scenes that go unnoticed"- Cam Newton, Heisman acceptance speech.
by TurnerTheBurner on Sep 28, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
You’ve gotta be kidding me
Old Hoss is ready.
by Taylor Masters on Sep 28, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
Braves luck
broken bat jam-shot pulls the Phillies ahead. Of course.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
And I'm preparing my indignant rage rant once again...
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I’m pretty sure you just got another one to add to the list.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
DFA Linebrink
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck you linbrink
FUCK you gonzalez your a hopeless fucking manager !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huh?
Against a team that pulled most of its best players?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
And our 162 game season depends on a 1-inning comeback.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Fuck Fredi Gonzo, He is the most horrible manager in the game today.
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
FREDI
EOF SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
EOF pitched the 7th he could've pitched the 8th but not the 9th
and Venters would’ve never pitched the 9th
Chipper, Uggla, Freeman, McCann.
We are still in this.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
welp...
we don’t deserve it….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
And so the season ends
not with a bang but with a bloop single.
VIZCAINO SHOULD HAVE BEEN PITCHING
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
This is a comment I can support.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
ballgame and season.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Thats what happens when you walk BRIAN FUCKING SCHNEIDER
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
EXACTLY
throw strikes to him
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
And he is still in there?!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
We’ll probably strand a few runners.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Still some HUGE bats coming up....
HAVE FAITH BRAVES COUNTRY!
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
too little too late fockers.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Yes they do.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
one run we can come back from
Let’s go Braves! (for hopefully not the last time this year)
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
wow...
History in the making….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Don't even have the heart
to point out that walking pence and getting that out would’ve been the best thing to do.
Phillies announcers
…were bewildered. “I can’t believe they are pitching to Pence.”
The whole season comes down to 3 outs.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Here comes the patented "1-2-3" inning to end all hope.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
ill put 100 on that bet
we suck
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
fuck the cardinals, FUCK THEM
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
I tip my cap.
They took nothing for granted. The Braves did.
no they acted like they were leaving and "faked everyone out" whats the point haha
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
How DARE they play baseball like they’re paid to do so!!!
Q: If not us, who? If not now, when? A: The Batman. And "when you least expect it."
and prematurely taking the bottles out
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
why...?
Because they did what THEY WERE SUPOSED TO…?
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
nope, guess noones watching the other telecast
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
i saw it...
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Welp
caps are ready….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Chances Freddi gets fired if we lose?
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
1%
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
0%
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
it sure sucks
how the entire NL just rolls over for the Phillies
Cardinals and Nationals
Only teams with winning records against them
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 28, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
when have we ever come back in the last dozen years in the postseason, when it counted?
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Last season.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
How the hell
we haven’t even score at least 1 run in the last 9 innings
not their fault.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Braves are 3 outs away...
From being the first team in MLB history to blow a lead of at least 8 games entering September.
Chip Caray, WTF??
Chip: “The Braves have to score at least a run this inning to keep the game alive. And perhaps their season.”
Perhaps???? Please leave and take Fredi with you.
I’m the player to be named later.
by Crash Davis on Sep 28, 2011 11:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Chip, do you understand FINAL GAME OF THE SEASON!?!?!?!?
I’m the player to be named later.
by Crash Davis on Sep 28, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
and already 0-2
how come we only throw balls?
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
If he's not a playoff ump
this is it for him too. Time to hit the links!
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Ump wants to get to bed.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
freeman
def
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
nope...
come back in seven months…
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
wow..
Cardinals have the champagne ready in the clubhouse…. THANK YOU ATLANTA…
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
dude..
theyre celebrating in the clubhouse… go to the cards telecast
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
He doesn’t know how to.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Chipper, Uggla, Freeman, McCann, Heyward.
I like our chances.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
Chipper, Uggla, Freeman
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
if we go down..
we go down with the best closer in baseball un able to shut the door..and the heart of our order..
JuniorFamilia.com @radamez
with this team.... it is
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
all we had to do was go 3-3 in the last 6.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA AGAIN
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
ROY be damned
The season falls on Kimbrel’s shoulders. In the past two weeks he’s blown 3 or 4 saves.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
I’m just still shaking my head we pitched to Pence.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
yup he was the last regular left in the lineup for the phils.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
You get the feeling that Linebrink was really gonna get him there.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
if we can't score
it would be 10 consecutive innings without a f"#$%ing run
Swinging at shit out of the strike zone
A fitting way to end the year.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Nice to see Dan Uggla following up.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
St Louis
celebrating…. Wow….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
You would, too.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 28, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly why I said fuck them.
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Keep swinging at that shit, guys. It’s not like you’ve done anything different all season.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
WOW
we should know what balls look like, thats all our pitchers throw
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
If this pitcher throws a strike he's nuts.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Just in case we dont score one here, does anyone know a good drink for not so much money that will make me feel better?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
what
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Sulfuric acid.
Chemistry joke… moving on.
by mebravesfan on Sep 28, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Beer
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Mr. Boston
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Jeezus Uggla
you’re not swinging at that crap… I know you aren’t… Oh wait, yes you are…
Maybe there is something positive to take from this game if we dont pull it out....
We’ll ditch some fake fans from this site, from the crowd, and from Braves country.
Negativity does nothing but hurt people. I hope all the Negative Nancy’s go become Philly fans.
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
This pitcher has throw one, maybe 2, pitches in the strike zone
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
It's bad enough - but swinging at all these balls is maddening!
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Never
Linebrink should never have entered this game. No excuse for that decision. He is what he is, but come on.
Sometimes we read from the Bible; other times I just hold up a signed Chipper Jones rookie card. Both have proven spiritually uplifting.
we are getting mowed down by minor leaguers!!!!
Nice job by Fredi, way to pitch to Hunter Pence when you’ve got a guy batting .197 up next.
Real bad decision.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 28, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Please Atlanta
even if you dont win… please spoil the night for the Cards please….
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Baserunner!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Well, walk is better than a strikeout
Down to you FFF
Tying run is on, winning run at the plate.
Come on, ROOKIE!!!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
Freeman, end it. DP or HR...
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
swinbg at thatttttttttttttttttt comemonnnnnnn
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
A base runner....AKA: false hope
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
c'mon FF
we need a line drive to the bleachers
Hit one out Freddie.
Just for the hellofit.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
8 from the bullpen
5 from Venters and Kimbrel
C'mon FF
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
If Freeman hits a HR here, I think he'll steal ROY from Kimbrel
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
Yes he does..
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Kimbrel has already given it to him.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
freddie says
NO
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
oh stop the teasing
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
ball four right there
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Good pitch to hit there.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
No way.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 28, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCKKKK
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 28, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
great
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
That's all she wrote.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Season over....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
WHY SWING AT ALL
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Wow.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
Ballgame
Good season guys, except for the final month of it. Good night all.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
the guy couldnt throw strikes
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Good Season Braves.
We’ll get ’em next year!
GO BRAVES!
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
I’m just stunned.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
Speechless.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
of course. there was no other way for this to end.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
not sure I will recover from this
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Somebody...
say its not over… please…
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
A long time….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Bronn, I look forward to reading your dissertation.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
As do I.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
worst feeling as a braves fan I have ever felet
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
9th inning lead vanished - along with our WC hopes.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Not with Fredi still here
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Larry Parrish FTW
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Absolute fucking disgrace
use your long man for 7 pitches, don’t walk pence with a base open, and lose with linebrink when Viz is still available.
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Yeah. That was what did it. It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that hitters that are paid millions of dollars couldn’t scratch out a run in 10 innings, half of which were against their subs. Fredi told them to do that.
GTFO
You fucking troll.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 28, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m a troll?? That’s hilarious. Just because I point out the huge logical fail that you all perpetuate I’m a troll. Yep. That’s me. I actually blame the players for not hitting and I’m a troll. Wow.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 28, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
epic collapse
I’m going to rage hard tonight, and then I’m going forget this team exists until next April
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
fuck you freediot
you should never see a baseball field again i really hope your dumb ass is fired and you get sent to jail for some thing lil bastard
by unreel20 on Sep 28, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Too much?
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Somehow
This doesn’t feel as bad as the NLDS did last year
/positive
def feels worse than making it to the big show
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
It's not LOLMets anymore
It’s LOLBraves now
look!!
METS are laughing
Shti, that really is depressing
We can’t even laugh at the Mets’ collapse anymore. We managed to suffer an EVEN worse collapse.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
worst failure ever. Fredi should be fired for all the talent we had and running our best BP guys into the ground, potentially ruining their careers
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
by MikeTrain on Sep 28, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
*for not utlizing
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Sometimes Bobby's bullpen mgmt frustrated me
I have never in my life seen someone so inept at it as Fredi. It’s like he thinks he’s playing MLB live! There arms don’t just magically stay good after coming in ever god damned game!
Yeah, he just wanted to kill them. It had nothing to do with the fact the team couldn’t hit for shit all year and we played 1 million extra inning games. God forbid anyone hold (insert name of your man crush hero here) accountable for not, you know, actually producing at the plate. Oh yeah, that’s Parrish’s fault. Chipper and Mac must have been afraid that if they didn’t hack away at shit pitches like larry told them to they would be benched. What a bunch of morons you all are.
Sweet post.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Troll
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 28, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
This is my all time low as a sports fan.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
never should have gotten to this [point. the only one to blame is fredi
Isaiah Crowell for Heisman!!
Troll
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 28, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually
if Kimbrel saves the last Cards game…
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
But the Cards game would've made this much. much different.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I'd rather watch one of those PSA's about the dangers of crystal meth than the Braves' postgame show.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
This is really just like 2006.
June just came in September, so it feels worse.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Welp.
Time to move fully over to the football.
Clemson/Atlanta Braves/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
A pair of Haikus
Well balls what the hell
happened to this season guys?
I mean holy shit…
Even though this sucks
I cannot wait for next year
When is spring training?
you can't get any worse than this
but we had a helluva year, we have a incredible team, i’m ready to prove em wrong next year
You're going to be hearing this longer than a month
Braves just became the first team to blow an 8-game lead entering September 1
by AmgineRmEht on Sep 28, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
How many game did Kimbrel blow in September?
he cost us some important games. Cards, Marlins and tonight?
3
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Cards the most important of all
finish that one and we would have been chilling today getting ready to go to Milwaukee… Instead they’re packing their lockers. I’ll volunteer to personally go pack all of Fredi’s stuff if he gets canned
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Welp
Here’s hoping that the team learns from this for next year. They look despondent out there right now.
Really fucking big dude, really fucking big.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Matter of fact. 4 people just got phone calls.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
.... And now we can do nothing but root for the Cardinals.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
fuck the cardinals
hope a meteor lands on CBP saturday
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
man you cant blame freddi
for this terrible September all we needed was a 1 play in multiple games and we didn’t get it.
and Kimbrel threw 14 high-explosive laser beams in the ninth
By David Schoenfield
I don’t think I pitch to Pence there, but that’s just me…
"One thing I’ve learned as a Phillies fan is that a lot of people hate our team and its fans."-commenter on The Good Phight
by Chipper Pwns on Sep 28, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
How can you NOT blame Fredi?
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Um, by blaming every guy on the team that couldn’t put up one run in 10 innings, half of which were against the dregs of the Phillies bullpen? He probably just said to hell with it, we are never scoring again anyway so why not pitch to him and get it over with.
This team has had a much larger problem than lack of timely hitting all season long.
That problem is Fredi Gonzalez.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 29, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Please quantify how that is a bigger problem than timely hitting. Connie Mack could be manager and if you don’t score runs you won’t win.
If you can’t understand how a manager who constantly makes terrible decisions is worse than a lack of timely hitting, then we’re done here.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 29, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Managerial decisions, like play calling,
are absolutely grossly overrated.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
If you can’t understand that if anyone on this team could hit at all the last month, hell the last week or the last two days, he isn’t in the position to make the majority of those decisions then you are right, we are done. In fact, I’m waiting for the ban hammer any moment. According to you a hitter’s only job is not to make outs (we sure heard that enough this year) – there sure were a lot of guys not doing their job. But that’s irrelevant because Fredi shouldn’t have called for a steal or pitched to a guy.
Also, that roughly translates as “I can’t quantify it or justify my argument so I’ll take my ball and go home”.
He made bad lineups, he played the wrong players, he constantly wasted outs with poor hit and runs or bad bunt. Fredi and Parrish wanted a over aggressive hitting philosophy and that help create this terrible free swinging offense. He overused his bullpen constantly earlier in the season. There is plenty of blame for Fredi.
i'm still in shock
my entire 2011 is ruined
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
I can’t believe that I have to wait 5 months to get this terrible fucking taste out of my mouth.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
twss
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Look on the bright side, the Boston Red Sox will take up the media coverage.
"One thing I’ve learned as a Phillies fan is that a lot of people hate our team and its fans."-commenter on The Good Phight
by Chipper Pwns on Sep 28, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
That literally means nothing to me.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
It means that I don’t have to avoid ESPN for several months every time a baseball program comes on.
"One thing I’ve learned as a Phillies fan is that a lot of people hate our team and its fans."-commenter on The Good Phight
by Chipper Pwns on Sep 28, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Take care folks, until next season
It’s been a pleasure coming to this site and being around most of you great people. Aside from the trolls, we have such great fans on this site that live and die with every pitch, each game of the season.
We’ll get em next year, and I’ll see you here then. Take care.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Have a good winter, sir.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
You too man. I’ll be around for sure.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You had better!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
well
see you all in the rosterbation threads
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
We just need Reyes and Pujols!!!!
"One thing I’ve learned as a Phillies fan is that a lot of people hate our team and its fans."-commenter on The Good Phight
by Chipper Pwns on Sep 28, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh shit! He’s would be the unsung hero! The guy in the background doing all the work!!!
"One thing I’ve learned as a Phillies fan is that a lot of people hate our team and its fans."-commenter on The Good Phight
by Chipper Pwns on Sep 28, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
at Pitt
Being made fun of right now by pirates fans…PIRATES FANS!?!?!?!?!?!??
resisting the urge to make a fanpost
I’m imagining that there’s a slew of them that get made tonight, most of which end up deleted.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Refund
Guess I’m getting a refund for my 4 tickets for tomorrow’s play-in game……
by Dale Murphy for HOF on Sep 28, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
It's been a pleasure sharing this season with you guys
I just wish….
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Honestly, here's how I feel about this team
It’s like a TV show with an excellent script, a very solid cast of great actors, most classically trained, people who really enjoy the craft, and armed with a great special effects budget, that’s just shitty writing. They give you an excellent premise that draws you in, and then they make all the characters act like idiots, and you feel terrible because even excellent actors can’t pull off the shit dialogue that they’re given. I mean, it’s like season 3 of Heroes, or something.
A bunch of excellent hitters, and this year, they’ve all become one of the most impatient bunches in the big leagues, despite that having NEVER been a defining trait for any of them before. Chipper and Heyward are both players who are famously selective about their pitchers, and they both suffered extreme declines in BB%. Then there’s guys like Prado and Gonzalez, who just decided to be even more impatient that they normally are. I know that coaching doesn’t have a huge effect, but you can’t tell me that is ZERO effect, and when I seem a team-wide reluctance to draw walks or to take pitches, I think it’s got to do with the aggressive philosophy at the plate. Especially since it’s what they default to in big situations: They swing first instead of becoming more selective, looking for the perfect pitch to hit.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
by Bronn on Sep 28, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dead on
Rec’d
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 28, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn it
It flagged it again. I promise that was a rec!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 28, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm flagging YOU then
lol
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 29, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
so basically it was a dan uggla home run.... and that's all
one hit, and that’s it
I still say one of those was a shit call.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
And this is the difference between Bobby Cox and Fredi Gonzalez
Say what you will about Bobby, but his teams ALWAYS won games like this at the end of the season.
Is that why he missed the playoffs every year from 2006-2009?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
because we didn't have any good talent?
bob wickman and chris reitsma were closers at one point, you have to atleast have a team to compete
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on Sep 28, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
He never had great closers.
What he did have was the greatest pitching staff in league history.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
He had a pretty bad staff from 06-09
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Off and on I guess
but any semi-competent MLB manager could have won with Maddux/Glavine/Smoltz just like any manager in the league could have won 100 with the Phils this year.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
This shit still never happened under Bobby
Not even fucking close to it. The worst you can say is that everyone choked in the 2003 NLDS, when we had a super-star offense.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
This particular thing, no.
Bobby was not a great game manager though. He was a great motivator.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Fredi is neither.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
And this team didn't look motivated even a week ago. One freaking win against the Cards
One more freakign win against the Mets, or the Nats, and this shit never happens.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Is that the manager though?
These are grown men after all. Don’t you remember Bobby’s Braves getting criticized in the media for lack of fire?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Yes, that’s completely the manager.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 29, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Disagree.
Look at Victorino. Can’t stand him, but that guy’s a pro.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I’m not sure what that has to do with anything.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 29, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
He doesn't need a manager to motivate him.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Bring Pujols, Reyes, Fielder
and fired Freddi and Parrish
5 months til this one stops hurting...
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
linebrink on the mound, pence with the bloop hit, and a vidro to end the game
could we have lost any worse way
Well its been real and its been fun
but it ain’t been real fun.
Thank You ALL for enduring the GTs with me this season.
I’ve enjoyed the back and forth, reading your wonderful humor and rooting for the Braves right down to the last out each night.
April is along way away….but it will get better.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
It’s always a pleasure spending time with you on here, enjoying your quips, and your images, lady.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank YOU
you brought even the darkest GT’s a ray of cheer and hope and happiness.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Thank YOU Chopper
I don’t post much, but I follow along a lot. It has been a pleasure.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 28, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
great job again this year
don’t understand why your name is listed in the bottom names as at least a mod
Isaiah Crowell for Heisman!!
You all have made my evenings so much more enjoyable when I watch the Braves games.
They are so different when I DVR them and watch later, and if I miss one, I always wonder what you all have been up to.
We’re an eclectic bunch, but it’s great :-)
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
everybody will remember this collapse until other team not name Braves
can blow 9 game difference in September
Not even a sell out for this game? I went to last night’s game and I must say Braves’ fans are bad baseball fans. Doing the wave, chanting during EVERY Brian McCann at bat, moving behind the home plate during a pitch. START TREATING BRAVES GAMES LIKE A GOLF GAME! SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN! Let your team concentrate. Moving forward all we can do as fans is make it better to play in Atlanta.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
Awful
I haven’t been around this site much at all this season. Guess having a new baby takes some of your time. But I’ve enjoyed this place for the last few seasons to celebrate and commiserate with fellow Braves fans.
It’s going to take a good while to forget about this. Collapsing over a couple months or so is one thing but dropping an 8 1/2 game lead in one month. Unbelievable! It’s just so sad to say and continually realize that the Braves are such a successful franchise while being a very unsuccessful franchise at the same time. Sheesh.
You're calling dibs?
Did you even look at the stands? EMPTY!!! Your team is fighting to get to the playoffs, and the place has a ton of empty seats. I could buy season Tix for this team RIGHT NOW. But I won’t. That little thing of living 600 miles from the stadium might have something to do with it.
Insert something witty here.
This really is
a total shit-the-bed. Nobody took this from us, Even a below average month would have taken the thing. This is just fucking insanity.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I think now
all baseball fan is suscribing to TC to see braves fan post
wow
That was epic. You all were talking so much shit to start the month and ONCE again we come in and rape you LOLLLLL. Fucking chokers! And we beat you with our minor league team! hahahahahaha GO PHILS!! 102 wins!
by jeffh911 on Sep 28, 2011 11:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I say this with the utmost respect
Fuck off.
"Excuses are a disease." -Cam Newton
by Smitty89 on Sep 28, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But you still live in Philly.
Enjoy sports. It’s all you have.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Don't respond to this guy, please.
Thanks.
by AmgineRmEht on Sep 28, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, just flag him.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 28, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for your kind words, I’ll be sure to tell everyone that the Philly fans came here and showed class in victory.
Q: If not us, who? If not now, when? A: The Batman. And "when you least expect it."
hey
You guys wanted to talk so much shit, now i get to enjoy your epic fail. Enjoying I am HAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't worry Bravos.
We can all laugh when the Philth lose in the 1st round.
I typed your symptoms into this thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
:)
I will fuck my girl tonight with a smile on my face. Also thinking of chipper choking LOL struck emmmm outttt by the rookie
You don't fit the stereotype at all.
I typed your symptoms into this thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
Don't give that poor girl herpes.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
So you think about Chipper when you are fucking your girl? Sounds like the next 5 years are going to be fun.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Jayson is that you? You shouldn’t talk about Chase’s wife like that in public.
by NCBraves on Sep 28, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just cause you can reproduce, doesn't mean you should
You fall under this category.
"Excuses are a disease." -Cam Newton
Apparently, since a few Braves fans enjoy talking shit
A few Philly fans think that kicking the dog is cool.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
course they do
with that dogkiller as QB who they love.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Wait a sec
Isnt he from Atlanta? Whoops.. I think they cheered him louder then those philly people did whoops!
Actually, he’s from Newport News, Virginia.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 29, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like the Phillies at the game I went to
I was wearing my Chipper jersey, and they started talking shit about the city of Atlanta and about the Falcons.
I was like “Dude, I’m from Virginia. I don’t give a shit.”
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 29, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
You’re right, we do have a lot of good players, and it does indeed hurt to barely miss the playoffs. That you’d come here to tell us how great our season was and wish us luck next year rather than just celebrating your victory with your friends and loved ones is very kind.
You’re one of the good ones.
Q: If not us, who? If not now, when? A: The Batman. And "when you least expect it."
Seriously dude, go away. I don’t even care that you’re making Phils fans look bad. You’re being a certifiable jackass. Go away.
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 29, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
He does not really have to try to make Phils fans look bad.
I typed your symptoms into this thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
Tried to go to your profile
Looks like you created a new one just to say that? God, what a pussy.
"Chipper Jones is better than me." -- David Wright
I wonder how the fuck that could have happened?
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Yo, TGPer says get the fuck out.
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 28, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you dude. This shit hurts, as meaningless of an asshole as he was, I know that I would never do that, so I appreciate your efforts to try to civilize your smallfolk.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
For the record, he’s never posted on TGP, and I’ll speak to the higher-ups to make sure he doesn’t.
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 29, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Much appreciate, I’m glad that fandom doesn’t supersede civility in your mind. One of the good ones.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
At least we don't have to endure this torture anymore
I want Fredi gone. He was terrible. Even Orel knew he blew it tonight. This team looked defeated as soon as the tying run scored in the 9th. I’m so glad i don’t have to watch this team for another 6 months.
It’s like i’ve been paroled.
I suppose it's with kind of a masocistic pleasure that I'm surfing this thread.
I told myself I wasn’t going to look in here after the game, but with the way that ended…Terrible way to end a season. Clutch players not coming through, O’Ventbrel blowing it, and getting beat by the Phillies. by golly there’s a lotta self hate going on on this end.
It's more like
slowly having your entrails yanked out over the course of a month.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 11:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
We will hear about this all next season, SHOULD
we be fortunate enough to be in contention down the stretch again. Ditto the next year and the year after that.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Well, time for football season…Go Cowboys!
"One thing I’ve learned as a Phillies fan is that a lot of people hate our team and its fans."-commenter on The Good Phight
I would say "Go Falcons,"
But then, I’ve been paying attention this season.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Ha, I picked them to make it to the NFC championship game.
"One thing I’ve learned as a Phillies fan is that a lot of people hate our team and its fans."-commenter on The Good Phight
by Chipper Pwns on Sep 28, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I was an apologist for him....
…..until tonight.
This collapse put asses in seats for the last series
I guess…
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Seriously, I called this shit before the season, but I want the Braves to succeed so I can’t pull against him. But over the course of the season he made me realize every nightmare I’d ever had about his coaching “style.”
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Someone should make a post
on how not to feed trolls. We might need it here in the next few days/weeks.
Don’t respond, just flag it.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 28, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Aye
just looking at some conversations above this… seems like we need a site-wide reminder.
by mebravesfan on Sep 28, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Done
Thanks for the fun banter. I look forward to the first spring game thread.
At the age of six I wanted to be a chef. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. My ambition has been steadily growing ever since. -Salvador Dali
by Kushagi on Sep 28, 2011 11:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Who can the Braves go after for a new manager?
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
Ozzie Guillen
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
by Bizarros on Sep 28, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You sir are trolling.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 28, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
New ballpark is 422 in center field, and it looks like a dorsal fin.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 29, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Glavine isn’t an option, and Bobby can’t come back. Return all those gifts?
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 28, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Go steal Sandberg, before the Cubs realize what they lost.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on Sep 28, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t know much about him as a manager.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 29, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Well you know he isn’t Fredi Gonzalez, that should be worth a lot.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
A whole hell of a lot.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 29, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Eddie Perez
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
No thanks.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 29, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
This
did he get thrown out at all this season?
by mebravesfan on Sep 28, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
#Frediquote
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Remember when math sucks
and you still have to win games…
by mebravesfan on Sep 28, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I do LOL
How does it feel to be swept out by a AAA phillies team. LOLLLLL
Dude, Seriously? Not cool.
I don’t know who you are, or what “Phils Blog” you hail from, but fuck off and leave them be.
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 29, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, can that stat be done away with please. Actually don’t give us any more stats like that TC.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 28, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
What?
Statistics suggested something would happen but it didn’t? These players are humans who don’t always perform the same way? Well I never…
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Maybe the Braves can trade for..
Jayson Werth? LOL
i guess you´re really never prepared...
i mean.. i knew what was coming… and here i am… feeling like this….
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Wow
this is a bigger choke then anything the Mets had done
Well.... Until next time...
So long, everybody.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
yeah... there´s always next year...
BUT WE HAD THIS YEAR GODDAMMIT…!
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
That would make it tolerable but I don’t think there is anyway Fredi is gone which is really unfortunate.
Every Marlins fan I ever spoke to, even when they were looking good, hates him.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on Sep 29, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
RED SOX LOSE
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Wow…
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 29, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
If only they were going to the postseason
I’d be all up on that bandwagon
Waiting for post game interviews
It’s times like these when you get real material from the players and not cliches. Damn this is brutal…
by CourtesyLaughs on Sep 29, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
yes, a .00004% chance of that happening in the same season.
oh wells.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
i feel like we shouldnt be making fun of the sox...
you think we could francona as manager next year?
Well good..
at least major league teams that are capable of playing baseball in the major leagues will be in the playoffs. The Braves might as well be removed from Turner Field by gurneys. Why the fck are they even interviewing that idiot Fredi Gonzales?! Does he even know where he is?
Absolutely disgraceful!
Frank Wren & the Braves front office have a LOT figure out this offseason!
Lucky ass broken bat swing
drives in a clutch run, and we can’t do nothing the entire month.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
I'll go ahead and say it:
Does this hurt Kimbrel’s ROY status?
"One thing I’ve learned as a Phillies fan is that a lot of people hate our team and its fans."-commenter on The Good Phight
Gonna miss these game threads guys
Old Hoss is ready.
by Taylor Masters on Sep 29, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
red sox are doomed...
Proctor is going for the 3rd inning….
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
LOL. oh what a year.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Fredi Gonzalez
Is freaking crying in the post game interview…blech
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 29, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Kick his ass to the curb.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 29, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I can’t remember Bobby crying.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 29, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Bobby would be too busy turning shit upside down.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 29, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 29, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
There would be a literal fire in the stadium
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
“There’s no crying in baseball!”
"One thing I’ve learned as a Phillies fan is that a lot of people hate our team and its fans."-commenter on The Good Phight
by Chipper Pwns on Sep 29, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would have liked to have seen Frank Wren step in during the interview and fire him right fcking then.
Oh, God that would be awesome.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 29, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
No use hanging in this threat any more tonight
To all the fans- please don’t do anything stupid. Next year looks to be even more promising. Trolls aren’t worth your time.
Hopefully the Braves can get something done over the winter to improve themselves, but even if they run out the same exact guys next year with the same manager and the same hitting coach, these are still my Braves and I’ll still be rooting for them. I hope you will be too.
This is my first season with TC so I don’t know what winters are like but if at all possible I’d still like to chat with you all- not being a football fan, winter is awfully lonely without the Bravos. Hope to see you all soon!
DONT WORRY GUYS
RED SOX – BRAVES world series next year….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Braves
kicking Braves Fans in the balls since 1996. Longest continuously ballsack kicking team in the majors!
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
rays walk off bomb
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 29, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
They are STILL playing that stupid "Chop This House" postseason commercial
by Aaron Meier on Sep 29, 2011 12:06 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
wow....
i would give anything to feel what they’re feeling….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
There's a post game thread up now...
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Love your face.
If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 29, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
What a day of baseball
Tonight shows why the wildcard is great for baseball. Amazing, amazing set of games.
Freeman isn’t on Heyward’s level in terms of tools, skills, or baseball IQ–but it’s fair to say Freeman has failed to meet the modest expectations in place for him - Capitol Avenue Club (May 28th, 2011)
i remember when analyst on espn would say
8 1/2 game lead is insurmountable…and i was like stfu! JINXED!
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diablo Atlanta...
hasta que terminaron de joder la vaina…. pero na… there´s always next season….
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
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