Braves vs. Phillies: Open Thread #2
by Scott Coleman on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM EDT
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Print3-1 Braves heading into the bottom of the 6th. Tim Hudson is at 86 pitches so far.
Go Braves!
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How those 15 wins looking, Hamels?
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
Joe Simpson:
“What if he sucks?”
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
6-up, 6-down for Carpenter
At 29 pitches through 2.
Cardinals bullpen has thrown 12 inningin the last 2 games, but Jason Motte was not a part of that.
I really hope the Phillies trade Worley for some reason because I am going to get really annoyed at seeing his face for the next X years if they don’t.
I have a good feeling they'll /Happ'd him
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
3-0 - Turn him loose!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
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the
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
Nice
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Wait? No Fastball Vance? Why not?!
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
Good start
Let’s go FF.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
C’mon Fredward. Let’s take this clown long and deep and hard.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Jinx
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
*Sirens*
We need EMTs stat!!
EMTS to Minute Maid park, we have a dead ball club that needs reviving!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
Come on, Fredward!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
Combination of Freddie and Heyward.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Freddie I get
Who is this second person you mentioned?
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Some guy that many refer to as “The Natural”
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't be that good if he's not in the line-up in the all important final game.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Yay, new thread.
Other one was making my IPad throw up.
Thanks for the new thread! Streaming both games + the game thread is pushing my laptop to its limits!
Did you see that awesome catch in the other game just now?
by delicious_dimes on Sep 28, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward bomb this inning
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions
alright folks, i'm gonna go watch the game at the pub with my wife
and eat some awesome fish n chips.
have fun and GO BRAVES!!!!!!!
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
have fun
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
2 on...0 outs
Let’s go MAC!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Is absurd how slow Red Sox and Yankee games are....
They started at same time as Braves….Mid 5th and End 4th for those two games….
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
z
McCann bunt here
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
Girley Worley
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My Dish Network just went out!!!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
espn3
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I have MLB.tv
But, I was enjoying the game on my big screen.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
we’ll tell you what happens!
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
a Yankees fan
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Clogging up the bases with all these walks!
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Are they really talking to Worley? Saying what?
“C’mon, we’re already in, but fuck it’s the Braves!”
Uhm, that did NOT catch a corner, Chip.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Corner of the batters box
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Chip Caray is credulous, though.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
OBP by ballpark.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Uhm.....Heyward is not on deck
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
/Fredi'd
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
and it looks like my big seasonal bet is a win
the fab four under 59.5 is gooooooooooood!
my fields steal under is still in play with bourn, though he needs 66. my field hits under is also in play @ 215 – hate to root for the bosox, but gonzo will bust that if they playoff.
What the fu…..?
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
fab four = hyped phils
doc 19
cliff 17
roy 9
cole 14
< 59.5 = win
by stillnotah8er on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
What?
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
aim small
miss small
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
Score a shit ton of runs and take some swagger into STL
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
D*mnit Mac
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Fun while it lasted, Rays.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
I like Andruw.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
What happened?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
So is the broadcast
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
He’s too aerodynamic.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
that would be funny coming from a hitting coach
“well BMac your problem is your too aerodynamic”
BMac responds with:
“Are you trying to tell me I’m fat?”
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s funny, the Cardinals game on SS.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHATS GOING ON
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
WTF happened?
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
And why isn't Heyward batting?
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Fredi forgot he is sitting on the bench.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
WTFFFF!!!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions
WTH??? My feed went to Houston, and now back to Braves, but only audio?!
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Lolwut?
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions
WTF MAN!!!
did sportsouth just go out???
by Bryant Singleton on Sep 28, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
/Fredi’d
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
LETS GO BRAVES!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Hahaha going with the CSN TV feed.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
on a pitch right down the middle, too.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
AHHHHHHHHH
THE RADIO FEED IS AHEAD OF THE VIDEO FEED! DO NOT LIKE!
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
The announcers are a good 7 seconds in front of the video.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
No audio for me at all
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
Ok Wilson
Please get some runs please please please
SHIT
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Ah….confused let down.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
While being attacked by piranhas.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
z
Fuckkkkk
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
WHY WERE YOU JOGGING?!
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
Uggla you NEED to tackle Ruiz, Lights out!
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
That sucked....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
Geez.
I’m kind of glad that happened though – it keeps Fredi from PH for Huddy
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
*PIMP SLAP*
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll take the out there to have Huddy on the mound for one more inning, to be honest. I trust him over anybody else they’d bring in the game.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on Uggla, lower those freakishly large forearms.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Perfect throw by Pence.
Nothing you can do about that.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
And look, he doesn't plow over the catcher.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
well do we get huddy for another inning though?
silver lining?
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
Why? He’s absolutely on fire right now.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Wilson - anticlimatic graphic posting.....
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
z
He was taking Huddy out too!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
so we've had 3 hits with man on 2nd
and none of them has scored
braves have no speed
Uh, no
Two of the hits were infield hits with runners on second
STL 6, HOU 0 - TOP 3
RBI single by CHRIS CARPENTER. 2 out.
Wow.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Relax dude
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Need a gif of the guy from Happy Gilmore shaking his head no
by delicious_dimes on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Noooooo sometimes on the internet people post things nooooo
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate those umpiring camp commercials
because i know how bad the umps are what the hell are they teaching them at these camps ??
Windsor knots.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Braves have 8 hits so far this game.
We just need to get a few more of them home!
These leaving men on base - makes me worry that could come to bite us.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
But if he questioned his own decisions immediately we’d all know he’s an idiot, instead of now just strongly suspecting it.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Beachy vs. Lohse, get ready
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
You mean jinx the fact that there is a game tomorrow? Hopefully Lohse will have a few months off…
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Heyward’s only getting on base at a .320 clip – or in other words – the 2nd highest OBP of all of our OFers.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
As if Fredi knows that
This is the guy that was seriously shocked to learn, midseason, that Schafer’s OBP was below .300.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Not only he was
But the whole damn coaching staff, apparently.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Why did you wait until now to put Heyward in, Fredi?
Jesus.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
"He's hitting .722!"
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
This made me laugh.
I know we’re not supposed to get sappy, but one of the things I will miss during the offseason are your comments in the game threads.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's hope we have another month's worth of game threads, then.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
To prove that, even if we make the playoffs
He’s still a dumbass.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
ok thats 4 times youve used that joke
please stop
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward comes in as a defensive replacement
Apparently only Diaz is allowed to strike out against right handed pitchers.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
5 times?
really?
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I want a new manager next year. I am dead serious
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
Am I the only one...
Who is scared to DEATH of Jonny Venters in the 8th?
I am
I’m just as scared of Kimbrell in the 9th tomorrow against St. Louis, should it come to that
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Considering he's going 7...not exactly applicable
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Fredi's idiocy approaches infinity...
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
who won't be available tomorrow if the game will be played
aside of Hudson?
No one?
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
If we need him
it’s already too late
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
What would we need Lowe for?
Giving up opposite field HR to the other starting pitcher?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Wakefield?
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
nice route heyward
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
failllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll jay hey
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Agreed
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Bring in Jack Mckeon next year!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
Phils with man in scoring position
just like that
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
wish we could do that
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
And of course, the fly ball goes to Heyward and he loses it in the lights.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Come on Jason….
getting hit by the ball=winning
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
welp
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
God I love Dan Uggla
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Only downside is I tihnk he started the faux hawk.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Greg Maddux fields that and cuts down the lead runner.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
He probably would’ve….that man won enough gold gloves to open a store.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
VIDRO time!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Where is that Vidro guy?
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
Vidro time
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Go get him?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
no
its his game
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
MEDLEN
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
WE NEED
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
ThisThisThis
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone up in the 'pen?
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Ok, Fredi…now is when you get EOF ready.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
Not this shit again…
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
Damnit Wilson!!!!
Tailor made 2 ball.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
jack
:(
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
gonzo.................
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Wilson failed hard.... :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
I take back everything i said about Jack defensively
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Oh no…..
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
that could destroy us
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Oh Boy - and now the ^&^%#*(&$%$ LUCK INNING
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
faking the injury
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Tyler Pastornicky, what ya doing?
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Jack Wilson
The Epitome of Losing.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
Gonzo would have gotten that one
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
Hell of a game tonight, Huddy. You were tremendous.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
This^
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's not act like that was an easy play
Ruiz smoked it and it took a funny hop. Heyward’s the one to yell at this inning.
Actually, that was a really easy DP ball.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Jay`Hey and wilson fail... we should be batting
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
When is the last time Lowe was able to walk back to the dugout like that?
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
Winnar!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
May
Remember, there was a lot of trade hype for Derek Lowe back in May, but Frank Wren went on record and said, “We’re not trading Lowe, he’s pitched really well for us.”
This was back at the height of Lowe’s trade value. REmember that.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Just to prove my point
http://twitter.com/#!/Buster_ESPN/status/70249799684857856
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I want to unsee that.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
its a cruse
when bench players start in important games they fail
Need I mention a utility infielder whose name starts with Br, ends with Ks, and has 2 O's in it
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Brooks, Brooks, rhymes with crooks. You have to know your name
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Ok EOF
Please limit the damage…. Please please please please please
Feeling uncomfortable again…
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Not much Wilson could do there, really.
Hot shot, came up, he played it in front and blocked it with his chest. Lots of topspin on it, obviously.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
VIDRO!!!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
THERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
Suck it Vicky
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
VIDRO!!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
NOW they get the vidro....
Did you guys see how excited Hudson was on that?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
GET FIRED UP EOF!
VIDRO MOTHER F*****!
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
HEY BABY
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS VIDROOOOOOOOO VICTORINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Could be the biggest one this season so far!!
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Holy crap, EOF was INTENSE there!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
Venters and Kimbrel are generally so calm that I think EOF has embraced his role as the fiery one.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
The hairs stood up on my neck.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Fredi doesn’t spend a lot of time coaching the bullpen.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
now braves come out there
and give hudson the win by putting 100 more runs on the board
Save some of those for tomorrow
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Loving O’Flaherty’s enthusiasm. Wonder how his offense is?
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
LF
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I love to see this excitement from our guys!
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
z
Antone else wanna see EOF in the 8th?
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
no way he is still in
pitcher spot is coming up first
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Pitcher spot is due up first
Unless Fredi double-switched with Heyward
What is up what that insane sounding "Ford" voiceover they play of Chip every night?
It sounds like somebody kicked him in the nads just as he says it.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Potatoes is a stone cold G.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
Somebody!
Bring me the rally cups!
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
I know
but I want more runs :-/
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Falls better
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Text from my buddy:
“Eric MOTHER F*CKING POTATOES EOF POTATOS OFLAHERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
costanza nice
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Slighty OT:
Anyone see Marco Scutaro’s nice DP?
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Also,
does ANYONE have a link to anything, audio or tv feed?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
ESPN2 brother
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
are you serious???
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Yes sir!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
only one way to find out….
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
ESPN3
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So the yankees pulled a fast one on TB?
I thought the Columbus Clippers were supposed to be playing
REALLY phillies???? throwing lidge at us in the 8th... why?
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
We own Lidge
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not rec league ball. They don't have to concede to us.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
7th…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Good Lidge or Bad Lidge tonight?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
yea
like bring halladay in
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
There we go… hot braves chicks. The only thing that would look better is some mother effin RUUUNS.
by delicious_dimes on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
Ummm...lil bit!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Chipper Jones
The Braves future manager
WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
2012?
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
He has repeatedly said he is not at all interested in managing.
But he has left the door open to coming on as a coach.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 9:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Weak, Constanza....weak
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
yea
can chipper be a player/manager next year?
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
Pete Rose
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Used to be more common in ye olden day…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s happened a lot.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
So Fredi PHes with Constanza and not Heyward, leaving Diaz in to face RHPs?
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
He’s had an MLB-average year, but shitty for him.
He’s been better than Prado.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
But he left Diaz in to hit against a RHP, then switched him in defensively...
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
rally cop...
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Not the 5-0!
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
chop*
too pumped to be typing… and drinking
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
That was a fail, could have just kiept EOF in there since he threw one pitch..........
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Constanza hasn't reached base since September 5.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
and that’s about when our season really turned sour
by sidbreamsstache on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He hasn’t come back to earth at all!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair
He’s only gone 0-12 over that stretch.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Kimbrel
Bobby put in Wagner in the 8th last year at the first sign of trouble
is bobby managing?
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
welp, time for the phils to bat... ugh I hate quick ABs. Shit
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
that was horrible
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
well that was an inspiring inning
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
full of fail
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
WTF Prado
How bout a little patience???
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
We need more runs. This kind of crap impatient at bats will NOT do it.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
I just want him to not make outs on pitches outside the strike zone.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
STL 7, HOU 0 - TOP 5
Skip Schumaker RBI groundout. Bases clear. 2 out.
CRAZY TOWN
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
OK JV
if ever there was a time to return to pre-September form.
Now would be that time.
Alright venters and kimbrel youve done it all year forgrt the last month we need you tonight
by CWil03 on Sep 28, 2011 9:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
This^
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Venters in for the 8th
He’s given up runs in 3 of his last 4 appearances.
Rollins, Utley, Pence due up
ugh
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
haven't been in a game thread for awhile so
I wanted to thank you for all of your great efforts. I always enjoy your graphics
Let's go JV!
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
We should have kept EOF I<O... prove me wrong fredi
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
*IMO
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
looks like a very serious eye'd guy with a big nose
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
or a girl doing a split.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
3 unassisted if you’re scoring at home……or even if you’re alone.
/olberman’d
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
1 down
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
These hitters are not as impatient as we are – he’s gonna have to work.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
That's the thing though
He makes his living NOT throwing strikes. That’s why its tough to get outs against patient hitters.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Turner Field crowd just booed McCann for calling time
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
They shoulda waited till he dropped the foul tipp
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Venters is pitching mad.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
leading to disaster
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Argh...no walks!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
and this will be ugly.
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Venters has been giving some walks up lately, but he is normally a good conact hitter, so let’s see a dp
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
ugh still scared with runner on 2nd
still say we needed EOF
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
OK...JV vs. Howard
Let’s go Jonny. Gotta get this out here.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Here (it) comes Jonny!
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Venters has owned Howard in the past. knocks on wood
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
who would post something like that
as howard is walking up to the plate
www.jg-entertainment.com
by CharlestonSC on Sep 28, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
No one warming in the BP at all?
Fredi still making me shake my head in game 162
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Just think
We could have years of this to look forward to!
I just don’t understand it.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
High fastballs.
Can’t hit’em. Can’t lay off of ’em.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Can’t do that with a sinker. Because an upper cut swing would match the trajectory better on a high sinker.
As Ted Williams said, a level swing isn’t one parallel to the ground but one that matches the trajectory of the pitch.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Houston Astros just scored 3 runs in the bottom of the 5th. Not outs
Nah, I’m just fuckin’ with ya.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
That’s cruel.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry
Just, seriously, no expectations for that game at all.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
wow.
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Pull him now.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
Sigh....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
i wanna cryyyy
i wannna cryyyy this cant be happening is this reallllll
It’s not fair. Howard’s belly hangs over the plate.
"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information."
Kinda like Prince Fielder.....
Large gravitational pull…..just sucks the ball in.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Kimbrel better be warming up for Chrisssssakes!!!!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
yep
and he should be in right now
www.jg-entertainment.com
by CharlestonSC on Sep 28, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
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"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
TAKE HIM OUT FREDI
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Why is there no one warming up?
Even BOBBY was smart enough to have Wagner warming up for this in the 8th of last year’s #162
Runner on 1st isn’t really relevant and I’d prefer Mayberry to Howard even if Howard is 1-2 and lefty.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
That was a bit outside but I’ll take it
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Sit him down right here Venters!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
One more strike!
One more strike! One more strike! One more strike! One more strike! One more strike!
talk to him mcann
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
STRIKE HIM OUT JONNY!!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
omg
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Jesus Jonny, not this shit again. Over the plate dude.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Johnny just can't locate anymore :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
*Jonny
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
full freaking count...
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Oh my God.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
this is fucking ridiculous
and Fredi has no one up
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
PULLLLLLLLLLLLL HIM
FREDI IS FUCKING RETARDED… EOF WOULD HAVE DONE A 123
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
It’s not really a sport where you have a game plan…..
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
SHIT.
I hate when opposing hitters are patient and ours are not!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
**CRICKETS CHIRPING IN THE BULLPEN**
"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information."
He may be short but Medlen is not a cricket. Jerk.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
MEDS
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
wow
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
Kimbrel now Frediot!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
I can't watch....someone tell me what happens
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
Everyone chill out....
Have faith in our team!
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
When all else fails - beat yourself.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Okay, even Bobby Cox would have made a switch by now.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
i believe in venters
if its me, i leave him out there, let him get out of his own mess
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
BOOM
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Bear down Jonny
1 more out…right here…right now.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
GET OUT OF THIS DAMN INNING JONNY!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
wow
that was a good pitch to hit
www.jg-entertainment.com
Thank you Jonny, but I swear I’m too young for a heart attack!
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
STFD!!!!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
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by PhuckthePhillies on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
OMG!! THAT HAPPENED!! THAT THING! THERE! IT HAPPENED!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
His arm is dead for the rest of his life
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
TJ surgery for Venters next season….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK ALL YE DOUBTERS!
IN JONNY WE TRUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STFD Raul!!!!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
my heart is beating out of my chest
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
HALLELUJAH!!!!
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
Doing it the hard way
but Jonny go the job done
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
AY COÑO!
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
I cant take much more of this!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
His arm is dead for the rest of his life
but it won’t matter if we make the playoffs/ win the WS
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Sigh....
Why do people not understand how fatigue works for pitchers? Command goes, not velocity.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Finish him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3R0XLErJC8
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Jonny "Cardiac" Venters.
My god. I’m spent.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
GENIUS MOVE BY VENTERS
NOW THE BOTTOM OF THE ORDER FOR KIMBREL! BRILLIANT PLANNING!
Did nobody else see what he was doing?
Just making it easy for Kimbrel in the 9th by letting him face the bottom of the lineup.
by sidbreamsstache on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
YESSSSSS
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Worlds collide….
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Greatest frontman in history.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
+ infinity
The internet is yours, good sir.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Even though that was scary as hell
It brings up 7, 8, 9 for Kimbrel. Great spot in the lineup for him to clean up.
Biggest K of the season!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
my heart is racing right now, holy cow
by PhuckthePhillies on Sep 28, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
Hate to see them win the wild card by one run because of a game called in the 7th. How bad is the weather?
by sidbreamsstache on Sep 28, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Little insurance please!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
RUNZ!!!!!! FAAAAAAAAACK.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Mah!!! Meatloaf…FUCK!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
raining in Boston now lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
Baltimore.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Insurance run. NAO!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
Chipper looks dialed in!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
please get some insurance
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
I have a baseball question....
Do player stats from Game 163 count?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
Yes
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks.
Kinda seems unfair to the players on teams that only play 162 games…..but whatever.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Aye, Matey
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Seligball question, then?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
haha no it was just funny, like in a baseball forum… what else… maybe its just me
by SuperHeyward on Sep 28, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh....good point.
That really was silly of me, asking a baseball question in a baseball forum. I promise I’ll do more trolling next. :-p
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Si Señor
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
giiiiiiiiiift
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
so the phading the phils was the phocus of my betting this year
and beating those douches really is satisfying, and rare this year.
can’t wait to see them choke in the playoffs. doc and cliff have zero rings for a reason.
by stillnotah8er on Sep 28, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Not now, we don't want him to shatter.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
he isnt a Philly now
come on
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
How do you know I was thinking baseball ;-)
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Boom!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Woohoo! I got one more boom from you before the season ended :-)
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
TWSS
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's win this shit
If we can take this game’s feel to St. Louis tomorrow, there might be more baseball at the Ted next week
Chipper strikes out on ball 4
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
Blah
Was patient, then chases a pitch in the dirt.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
8-pitch AB
to swing at ball 4… not the result I was hoping for.
let's go Braves
score some insurance runz
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
damnit
i thought he hit that a lot better
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
Awww....Uggla tried.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
and we have a quick inning... awesome
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
last I checked there are 3 outs in an inning not 2
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
What’s with this impatience?
They see 40 pitches an inning and we do this.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
EXACTLY
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
I just don't get it
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
I bet you do, Trebek!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
yea he bombed alright
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Prado didnt know the playoff situation
sigh
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
…………..like he didn’t know the count last night.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Prado – wtf? You didn’t know that you might be going to St Louis tomorrow?
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
awesome
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Queue the BlitzCraig Image
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
What happened with Prado?
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
TWHS
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
please no drama
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
KIMBREL TIME
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
what music is that from
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
+1
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
9th inning Phillies:
Can you survive the BlitzCraig?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZWjdDTjtXw
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
So glad you could join us.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
This is when the baseball gods hold court.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Its time
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Thank you!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not a big fan of how our offense wasn't good again today.
If we hold on, we’re going to face a guy that has been pitching very well.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
Unbelievable.
That’s his pitch. He throws the change up. To continuously get fooled every time is ridiculous. It’s almost like this isn’t a sport where you have a gameplan or strategy.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
ha
icwutudidthar
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
or scouting reports, or extensive video
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Right.
It’s not a sport where you have a game plan. I don’t understand what you’re getting at….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Just 3 outs
Please!!!!!!!! The team is clearly fired up. I believe we can do something if we can make it
At the age of six I wanted to be a chef. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. My ambition has been steadily growing ever since. -Salvador Dali
by Kushagi on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Kimbrel against
Polanco, Ruiz, pinch hitter
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
the reality is that the phils really have blown what should have been a dynasty
much like the peyton colts. no doubt senile charlie will help them choke again.
the championship total for the team involved
which should have at least a few rings relative to the talent involved, especially with the store-bought aces
by stillnotah8er on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Our season comes down to an inning...nervous doesnt even begin to describe it
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
there's nine more vs the cards
barring the unusual… and then another few dozen in the nlds if that works out
by stillnotah8er on Sep 28, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant up to this point
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Ugh....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
short leash haha
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Break out the alkaselser
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
yea great start
man on 1st, 0 outs
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
Done
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
……..you’re still wearing pants?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
damnit...just for once can't we finish a game w/o runners
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
this could be VERY bad
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Baseshit
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Now?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
CK setting up the Vidro.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
He likes to give them a sporting chance, it’s actually in the MLB rulebook…
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
I so wish we would try and hit like that.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
why when we can swing for the fences on first pitch?
by SuperHeyward on Sep 28, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon Craig...you got this
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Vidro time
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
If Pete Orr scores the tying run I'll hang myself.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
He turned on a 100mph fastball...
ground ball still takes care of this.
Totally OT,
but I just heard my neighbor’s 8 year old son beating on their front door wanting to be let in, and yelling “Let me in you stupid wh@re.”
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 9:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Parent of the Year.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
comin relief
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
comic*
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like my last date.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Don't care how you get 'em out, just get 'em out!
"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information."
brb.. going need to put two aspirins under my tongue..
brb.. going need to put two aspirins under my tongue..i got a funny feeling in my chest and my left arm hurts
vidro plz
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
FASTBALL
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
He can't...hit...your fastball
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
FINISH HIM!!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
backdoor slider
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
its not funny anymore
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
why can it never be easy
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
Craig Kimbrel FB> Ruiz’s FB hitting ability
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
See?
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Good call
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
No walks here
Make him put it in play Craig. Let’s go!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
STFD!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
fuck yes craig!
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
STFD!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
hell no i hate the god damn phillies
by PhuckthePhillies on Sep 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
STFD!!!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks for the air conditioning, Ruiz!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
STFD YOU RED ROLY POLY!!!
"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information."
One more win during the season and we are preparing for a mound pile…
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Where was that good sir. Where was that
by delicious_dimes on Sep 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
shut up fredi
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Throw strikes, Blitzcraig!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's go Kimbrel!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
fuck...cmon
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
C'mon, you're the rookie of the year
Float it!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I ain't see the floater pitch since Scuffy McGee!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
the high, stinking, limberger?
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
FINISH HIM!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Another full count....
I’m going to have a heart attack.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
Craig Kimbrel needs to internalize the message from the Ruiz AB. Your stuff is just better than almost anyone out there. I’m not saying he doesn’t know it, but with recent “struggles” (in Kimbrel terms) he absolutely has to be thinking with that mindset, the closer mindset.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
NOOOOO!!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
oh man......
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
but that was a strike? lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
So damn inconsistent….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH THAT????
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
holy shit monkey!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
He says, “Hi.”
I’m sharpening a stake, though. Don’t worry.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t worry guys, Kimbrel just likes to fuck with us.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
WHERE DID THE STRIKE ZONE GO?
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
OK you stupid UMP!!!
Can we have the Lidge zone?
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
this was trouble from pitch 1
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Should a defensive sub with Ross been considered
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Kimbrel gave your mother
a Rimmy Jollins
oh jeez
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
shit...another full count
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
great another full count
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
3 straight full counts.. wow
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
ANOTHER FULL COUNT!!
STOP IT!!!!!!!!! I’M HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
C'mon Craig!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
see above
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
FUNKY BUTT-LOVING!
Did he just say “funky butt loving?”
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I'm sorry but theres Game
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
walked him
seriously this is ridiculous
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
god damnit...
bases loaded back to back in the 8th and 9th
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
What happened to our reliable bullpen?
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Oh my gosh, this is ridiculous.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
Now or never boys
It’s your show, Craig.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
I feel like Im at the NLDS Game 3 again...
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
My Live look in just end
GIH:OEWRgjkldsanhgv;wjgvnioaewg;agirwanhgiagjefioagewagvewagbewahg
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Wren looks sick, as he should.. wrong manager choice
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Hunter Pence gets to bat again this inning.... :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
You have to be kidding
At the age of six I wanted to be a chef. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. My ambition has been steadily growing ever since. -Salvador Dali
by Kushagi on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
VIDRO
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
SEAWERTGYASDFGUIY;OUTRETSFGHJ
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
SEAWERTGYASDFGUIY;OUTRETSFGHJ
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Tie game :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
FUCK!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
SHIIIIIIIT!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
well i guess to the ppl that
want the walk off win here you go !!!
8
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
8
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
game tied
this team can never just win a game
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
Barf-tastic
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
FUCK YOU FREDI GONZALEZ... EOF IN THE 8TH WOULD HAVE FUCKING KEPT IT 3-1
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Wow. Can I borrow that crystal ball of yours?
I want to take it with me to go buy some lotto tickets.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 10:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
8 Blown Saves, ROY my ass
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, he wasn't amazing for us for the vast majority of the season.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
What rookie were you watching? Really lol….He was simply amazing in July/August….
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
I was joking
He has been terrific all year long. One of the best relievers in baseball, if not the best. Shit happens, we just need to score more freaking runs
That’s only 3 since May.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
And someone is overly bitter.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
fuck....
can’t believe this bullshit
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
That's the problem with rookies.....
"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information."
we fucked it up
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
take him out, medlin\
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
“And you may ask yourself, how did I get here?”
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Honestly I am not that nervous
because I am over how they have played lately
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks Kimbrel
That was really great.
"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."
3rd base Ump can suck my you know what
And the home plate ump can suck everybody’s
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
if you are talking about the out calls
they were both right
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Heartbreaking
At the age of six I wanted to be a chef. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. My ambition has been steadily growing ever since. -Salvador Dali
by Kushagi on Sep 28, 2011 9:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
hola... bad time...?
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
gonna walk another one...
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
3-0................ great
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Can’t fault Fredi for this one. A strength has turned into a weakness, that’s how seasons are lost.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
no you can, for running them into the ground
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
My point is that you have to show faith in those guys in the biggest game of the season. Regardless of what happened, you have to give them the ball and let them win it for you. They just didn’t deliver and they have cost us down the stretch. Sure Fredi worked them hard, but they would have been established as the 8 9 guys regardless. If they had 5-7 less appearances, maybe it would have happened to them like it did a week ago too. We played too much close games and that is the fault of the offense, which fueled Fredi’s desire to overwork his bullpen. I’m pretty critical of Fredi, but when a strength turns into a weakness you are just screwed, that simple.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
and for taking EOF out
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Yeah, because we have demonstrated over and over again how clutch we are with RISP. How dare he be agressive there and try to force the issue. It’s every single guy on the team’s fault because not one of them has come up big or even hit anywhere near consistently the last month. Parrish may be the worst hitting coach in the world, but he isn’t swinging for them. If he’s f’ing up your swing, then just don’t listen to them. I wish everyone would stop making excuses for their favorite players. This is on everyone.
about to walk the bases loaded again
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
TAKE HIS ASS OUT
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
TAKE HIS ASS OUT
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
face Michael Martinez
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, bottle of scotch, I shall see you soon old friend.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
I've got tons of expensive ale to kill
Happiness or crying, I shall drink it. All of it.
by crimsonqueen9 on Sep 28, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
3 BATTERS TOO LATE
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
too much use
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Yeah
Only pitched once in the last 10 days.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Was worried about both him and JV coming into this game
with good reason it seems.
by mebravesfan on Sep 28, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
ROTY
Better not go to Kimbrel…what a fail.
"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."
STFU.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Venters to close tomorrow?
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
eof hell no venters
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Medlen gives up a hit
you can forget tomorrow.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
he deserves no love there
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
kris medlen shut them down baby
youve waited all year for this
welp...
it was a good year right…?
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Well, if that ain't a shit storm.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
This team ran out of gas
pure and simple, its a shame
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
and we’re now relying on a kid that has pitched 1 inning this whole year
by PhuckthePhillies on Sep 28, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
They're going to be all sold out of rope and step ladders in Atlanta tomorrow....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
Meds can come thru for us...right?
'Bama fan since birth, Niners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
what a move...
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
if by meds you mean...
to cure a headache then yes! one more out though? MAYBE
JuniorFamilia.com @radamez
Hey Meds - no pressure - it's just Howard with bases loaded.
Good grief.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Martinez
He pinch-ran for Howard in the 8th
by AmgineRmEht on Sep 28, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s actually Michael Martinez. Howard was PR for.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It's Michael Martinez
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Who cares?
/you think we can actually score again?
"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."
GTFO of this thread, troll.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Throw strikes plz. You have 8 players in the field trust them sometime to make plays. Throw a f -in strike!
by Grey Rider on Sep 28, 2011 10:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
cheers
here´s to an empty stadium next season…!
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
To cheap seats. I’m not going to stop loving the Braves regardless of how this season ends. And with a team with talent, this outcome is anomalous. We are only going to be better next season, and a winning team will draw after Memorial Day.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Simple…..to piss everyone off, every single time he makes an appearance in any thread.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
We can do this.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
lose?
we already know that…
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Nah actively win. I feel sure I’ve seen it happen before, maybe they will refresh my memory.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
go root for another team then
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, you need to find some better weed or something.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Literally...
I’m sitting in my seats about 13 rows up from the Braves dugout in Game 3 of the NLDS watching it slip away. I’m having to live through it again. This just isn’t fair.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
WHAT KIND OF PHONE DO YOU HAVE??????
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Who?
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Inning over....Dr. K-Meds is awesome
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Medlen gets out of it
LETS WIN THIS FUCKING GAME!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Still a chance, folks
Let’s get one in the 9th and walk off.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
if you're one of the many that are declaring this game over
please go away and dont come back when the braves win
god damnit, stupid fredi
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
beautiful change
I missed it. Glad to have him back
win this now mac hr
i dont wanna have to wait or worry walk off hr first pitch !!!!!!!!!
come on mac and heyward
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
Let's win this game NOW
Heyward walk off homer
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Awesome meds...
Just need 1 run guys. Just 1. Doesn’t matter how. Just one measly run.
RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!! RUNZ!!!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Walks are not your friend.
I hope our offense is ready. I told you 3 runs against the Phillies wasn’t enough
"I Farted" - Me, everday
by HeyMikey on Sep 28, 2011 10:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Yes. We could be down 5 going into the 9th. That would be harder to win.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I am without TV
This is even more excruciating.
We'll trade you for Cheryl Tunt. Tome again? Still nothing?
I have a feeling about the bottom of this 9th inning
But I won’t share it just yet. I’m not superstitious, but it can’t hurt to be cautious.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Well, there it went
I thought Heyward would end up with a walk-off. Didn’t happen.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Good news: Meds goes 2-4.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
I'm calling it
Heyward hit a homer to walk off
At the age of six I wanted to be a chef. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. My ambition has been steadily growing ever since. -Salvador Dali
by Kushagi on Sep 28, 2011 10:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
TROLLS GO HOME!
Take your negativity and gtfo….
GO BRAVES!!!!
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
No one said this shit was gonna be easy
Lets Do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See some pitches this inning. SEE SOME PITCHES
by delicious_dimes on Sep 28, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
I was so tense there...
… I could barely relax my muscles enough to pee during the commercial.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Where are you mods....seriously need some moderation in this thread =\
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
McCann-Heyward-Wilson
COME ON GUYS LET’S GO TO ST LOUIS
Disagree.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I still trust Kimbrel, but I’ve lost all faith in Venters lately. He’s just been overused.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Now can we get the damn rally cups?
(off topic, thats my first cuss word ever on this blog)
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
RALLY CUPS!
RALLY WALKOFF CUPS!
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
by Poohjure on Sep 28, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rally cups?
would you wear them backwards or something?
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
really?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
it says cups not caps
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
See above... and below
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Can you see the gif?
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
yea I see it
I was wondering what that guy was carrying lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
that was almost right down the pipe
by PhuckthePhillies on Sep 28, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
this zone is all over the place
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
i assume the blog is not alive and well right now
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
when was our last hit?
the wilson hit that uggla got thrown out on?
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
z
I called Heyward bomb last thread
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
Heyward walk-off
Calling the shot.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Heyward, be the hero you were born to be.....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
Heyward is due
He can do it!
'Bama fan since birth, Niners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
wow
another quick inning. We just suck… I HATE QUICK INNINGS
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
wow
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
this offense is an epic fail
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
this offense is an epic fail
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
We went from the most patient to the most impatient offense EVER
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Wilson time.....and then onto the 10th
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
The RISP futility really hurts
And the blown stolen base call on Bourn. If Bourn is correctly called safe, Uggla’s homer is a 3-run homer and the Braves already win 4-3.
he was out
he came off the bag as he jumped up
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
What about the bobbled doubleplay bll by Wilson?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
*ball
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Bourn was out. He overslid the bag.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
NO
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Hey Wilson...
how bout your first HR of the year…?
Jack Wilson walk-off….
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
can medlen go another inning?
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Easily
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
wow that was hard to watch...
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can put off til the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain
by SouthernPanther on Sep 28, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
I believe you.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
AFTER THIS MONTH OF TORTURE, I'M GOING TO GET INTO S&M.
"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information."
are you enjoying this month?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
youre already into it
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
After this Sept, it would be boring.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
talking from experience?
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
he did have that base hit but Pence gunned down Uggla
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought i saw uggla turning and looking at pence while running. it was 2 outs uggs.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
He seemed very AAA on that AB.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Fuck free baseball Chip…
Fuck free baseball.
by delicious_dimes on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
“Wouldn’t have it any other way.” Uh, yea I can think of a few fucking ways I’d rather have it.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Walk-off home run in the 9th
Craig Kimbrel shutting down the Phillies in the 9th by striking out the side.
Winning 12-0 easily and then getting a full night’s sleep.
Just to name a few.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
A few other ways, but always lubed.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I would argue
It is anything but free, the pain we have to endure in the process…
by Virginia9er on Sep 28, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
You are correct.
Sex during the game is not allowed.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Or maybe 2 or 3, gotta think it’s better than what the Phils can put out there.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
this is one way to extend the season
but not quite what I have in mind
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
Chip Caray
“Extra innings in Atlanta. Wouldn’t have it any other way, would ya?”
I’ve never, ever wanted to slap him more.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I have, but it’s definitely top 3.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
The homeplate ump...
or Phillies fan is not my friend right now.
Letting Michael Stutes strike out the side = yeahhhh!
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
Really would like to know what happened to Heyward.
He didn’t swing through fastballs over the plate like that last season.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
maybe something to do with his vision? I don’t think he is seeing the ball that well (including when fielding)
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame whoever said at the beginning of the thread that they wanted a walk-off in the 11th.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
Cardinals game is going into the 9th
At this rate, that game will be over before this one
fuck
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
anyone else feel that we prolly lose this game now? I know this looks negative, but damn this is sad right now.
braves#1
I honestly don’t know how we score a run again
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Hinske, Bourn, Chipper, Uggla.
That’s how we score again.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hinske will strikeout. I hope I’m wrong, but I just see it in my head.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Medlen dropped the wind-up?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
1 down
Let’s go Meds…shut em down.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Tune out TUNE OUT
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
this ump is so fucking bad
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Thank god for meds
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on Sep 28, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
whats the chances this game goes 19?
and we win and we call up jj for the start tomorrow!
and Kimbrel threw 14 high-explosive laser beams in the ninth
By David Schoenfield
0% chance
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Medlen should've came so much sooner..
Instead Kimbrel was out there fuckin up
respect to the phillies, who played this series the right way.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
STL should have to play another game vs Stros to compensate for us playing PHI
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Or that series against the Cardinals.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
St. Louis owns season record against Braves?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
1. No game guaranteed yet
2. Because we lost 5 of 6 meetings against them.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
i guess
because the won the season series….
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
St. Louis won the season series against the Braves 5-1
by Index_Fossil on Sep 28, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Ross from Friends warming up in the bullpen
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
No. We would have just gone to another inning in that game.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You know we would have just played the 20th inning, right?
by sidbreamsstache on Sep 28, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah this is idiotic]
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
thank god for medlen. win or lose.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Do NOT lose him Meds
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
STFD!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Most doctors write prescriptions for pain killers. Dr. K-Meds only writes prescriptions for pain.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WHAT DO YOU DO HERE? SIT MEDS OR KEEP HIM?
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Dr. K-Meds!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
Seeing Medlen back and healthy makes me so damned happy!
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
You have watch the 2011 season, right? ;-)
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Of course by next year you mean 2013...
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
Dlowe is why we are in this situation
should have cut him at the AS break
Isaiah Crowell for Heisman!!
all we need is one just one
run please guys give me that i really need it my life revolves around braves besides that i do nothing and life sucks !!!!!!! please give us a win tonight !!!!!!!!!
gotta hit for him. we need to win the game now.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
If we win who pitches tomorrow for both teams?
Lowe and Hudson for us are both no’s. Westbrook and Carpenter are no’s for them.
best matchup we can hope for
d-wade=d-ouche
by captainamerica* on Sep 28, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Beachy vs ?
'Bama fan since birth, Niners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
by ronniemac03 on Sep 28, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Meds better be on the roster if we make the postseason
d-wade=d-ouche
by captainamerica* on Sep 28, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
Who comes in the 11th if the Braves don't score?
- Martinez
- Teheran
- Varvaro
- Linebrink
- Sherrill
- Vizcaino
Did I miss anyone?
Teheran
'Bama fan since birth, Niners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
by ronniemac03 on Sep 28, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Banned
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
No I won’t.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope the Braves win this right now
I have much less confidence in anyone else that may come out of the pen for the Braves after Medlens…besides, we’re starting to face just some guy from the Phillies pen (even if in general, Braves struggle against random bullpen guy)
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Vavaro, Linebrink, Sherril, Martinez…did I miss anyone?
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Ah, Vizcaino.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Minor is avaialable
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I would appreciate it if you never said that again – and I’m not talking about Proctor.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
be your clutch self Hinske
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
5.84 ERA
This dude is worse than Lowe.
by sidbreamsstache on Sep 28, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
anybody is difficult when you're pressing
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Let’s go, SKIIIII!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
Wow.
Opponents BA against this guy? .298
Like those odds.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
C'MON SKEEE!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
please make sure he can throw get bs strikes called by the ump.
by mebravesfan on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta be patient. I know we have to produce offensively but Meds is what gives us the decisive late inning advantage.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
game 3 NLDS in reverse?
We blow the lead and then Hinske homers?
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
that'll work.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Ske ball to right...one more game
'Bama fan since birth, Niners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
i wanna see ske go crazy. ill throw my computer out the window if he hits a yack bomb
by PhuckthePhillies on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
popupitis strikes again
'Bama fan since birth, Niners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
All the reasons this game shoudl be over already
Bad call on the McCann K…bad call on Bourn at third base…bad baserunning by Uggly coming home on that one play….
It’s like this team lives to torture us.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
wow...
rays just scored 6 runs in the 8th….
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Six runs in one inning?
That’s a heck of a week for us
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
look at the rays rally...why can't we do that?
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It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
rather be in our positon than theres
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
scratch that
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
bad call
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
so now the zone is the entire batter’s box?
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
looks like it
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Go NIners!
by ronniemac03 on Sep 28, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
And foul territory.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Dear Pujols, I hope Fredi doesn’t bunt if Bourn gets on…
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
I'm a UVA fan
but fuck you schwimmer
www.jg-entertainment.com
have a good eye bourn
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
this pitcher sucks
please core.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Bourn!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Bourn is having a hell of a night.....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
Green light please
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Go NIners!
HIT HIT HIT
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
BOURN WANTS TO PLAY TOMORROW!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
Prado, get a hit
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
No freakin way.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
"fastest man in the majors"
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
No bunt, no bunt, no bunt
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
now don't get thrown out bourny
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
cards win...
first win for carpenter in HOU in 6 years…. had to be today…
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Steal...then a hit and run for the WIN
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It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
OH! DARP! OH! DARP! OH! DARP!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Why are you all calling for a hit and run? Bourn reaches 3rd on any hit anyway.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
Not an infield hit…. :-p
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Dont want to prolong this inning...fastest man on...you take your shot
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by ronniemac03 on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly. You take your shot. You don’t force something stupid.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
glad people aren't actually involved in managing.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
fuck he shoulda gone
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
C'mon Marteeeen!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
prado...fuckin shit man
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
How the crap do you strike out against this guy?
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Damn't, Prado....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
prado majorly sucks now
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
geez
doesnt swing at the one down the middle
swings at the one way out there
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
LETS GO OLD MAN
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
IF THERE IS A GOD, WALKOFF HERE
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
ALL HANDS ON DECK!
they will probably walk him
and Kimbrel threw 14 high-explosive laser beams in the ninth
By David Schoenfield
Hit it in a gap, Chipper.....
Bourn can score from 1st.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
I'll be honest.
I just received new respect for Mets and Phillies fans. They had to put up with this for 14 straight years. That takes commitment.
Chipper walk-off….I feel it
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
I was gonna say, I want what you’re holding… but figured it would be TWSS all over the place.
oh wait…
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Hmmmm….
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
IF THERE IS A GOD, WALKOFF HERE
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
COME ON CHIPPER
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on Sep 28, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
He's gotta be going now
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It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
If we strike out on a change up here....
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
Bourn will be running on this one.....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
If we strike out on a change up here....
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
Bourn gets to run here. :D
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
At least Bourn is running on the pitch
This game is giving me a huge headache
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
Uggla on deck
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Foul....that scared me
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
Make that hurt Chip!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
SO CLOSW
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
DAMN YOU MARTINEZ! DAMN YOU!!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
dAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by PhuckthePhillies on Sep 28, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
Damnit...another inning
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It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
im done, zero luck for us
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
blah slow connection lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
CHIPPER!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
mother.....
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Shit! I didn't prepare a Michael Martinez Voo-doo doll!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Shane Victorino would have totally fallen on his face right then.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
you have got to be fucking kidding me
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on Sep 28, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
I got so excited there.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
If they aren’t playing “no doubles” right there then thats, well….a double.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
well, someone earlier was calling for a 11th inning walk off...
onto the 11th we go
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
Varvaro...?????
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Why not Vizzy?
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Mike Gonzalez
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt WHY NOT VIZCAINO
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Anyone but Linebrink is an acceptable answer here.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
VARVARO?!?!
IS THAT SERIOUS?????
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
Vavaro has been good.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean
im glad im wrong for these 1st 2 outs, but i just wouldnt have done that
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF is going on right now, seriously….I can think of 4 guys that I’d pitch ahead of him, at least!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Why? He’s been good.
Who would you put ahead of him?
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Vizzy, JT, Minor?
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
moylan
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you serious?
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
really?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Vizzy pitched 2 innings last night, JT also pitched last night, IIRC and hasn’t really pitched better than Varvaro, and when was the last time Minor pitched out of the pen?
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
(Trying to respond…beware of lag)
I’m thinking length here…although we have like 30 pitchers available for tonight.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it’s time for a new thread. This one is pretty much at a dead stop
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
The mods have left us for death.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I fear this
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
No joke
2000 comments. Especially since their thread right above this with no comments
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 28, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Closing in on 4,000 comments between the two threads.
Highest number I’ve seen.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 10:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Look on the bright side
At least Proctor isn’t an option tonight.
Hes blowing games for the yanks now, isn't he?
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It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
by ronniemac03 on Sep 28, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
3672 comments so far tonight...
Wowzers
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
Aye. There were a couple that high last year.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
And every 1000 or so, we’d get a new thread.
But since these ads, we have to beg and plead for them.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
The mods are sitting up in their Ivory Towers, collecting their ad revenue paychecks.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
We need a new thread.
This one is chugging in my web browser.
This.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
it isnt just this thread…is all of the SBN blogs…
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
I'm guessing tonight is something of a busy night for them
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I guess it's pretty Braveslike to make game 162 go into extras.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Gives you hope all season....
Loses it all at the very end.
Scumbag Braves.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Considering all the12 inning games
I’m guessing we win this one in 12. Just would put a tidy wrap on the season.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Come on Bravos….
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
This lag is ridiculous…..
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt WHY NOT VIZCAINO
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
My Thread is pretty much dead here folks
I’m having issues posting anything here. Hey Mods, lil help????
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Just know that whenever this reply posts
I clicked “post” 20 seconds ago.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
No walks please
They’ve been killing us all night.
this is very shitty
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
I need to go to bed soon. Somebody win this fuckin thing.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
BE SPECIFIC!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Please don’t hang something stupid to Pence
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Lohse vs Beachy
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, you get points for assuming there will be a tomorrow…
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Beachy (if there is tomorrow)
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It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
by ronniemac03 on Sep 28, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
will it be a brooks walk off or Ross walk off?
by PhuckthePhillies on Sep 28, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
heyward
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
z
Melden?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I heard them say it, too. I just shook my head sadly.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Utley steals second.....ugh
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
Holy shit… easy on the intentional walk there Wohlers.
by delicious_dimes on Sep 28, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
utley stole.......... fail
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
the braves offense is a joke compared to the phillies
Did you know that the braves are dead last (by 13) in doubles since the AS break? Explains some of the scoring problems..when they can’t hit home runs, they can’t score. I’ve watched the Braves for 20+ years and I don’t know that I’ve seen a stretch where the offense has been so pitiful
2009, 2008
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That's not important.
How long has your dad been watching baseball?
by frozendesert on Sep 28, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Better yet, does your mother let you turn the hot dogs?
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
While your father is making like $20/hour at his job?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was $200....
Wasn’t he the investment banker on the Cayman islands?
by frozendesert on Sep 28, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
No, it was some silly low number that came out to like $50k-ish/year….I think.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it was something like $63,000
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
annnnnd
this is why i didnt want varvaro in
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
THANK YOU FOR PROVING ME WRONG ANTHONY
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
And this is why you should relax.
Other than Linebrink, there is no wrong answer out of our pen now.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
THROW STRIKES!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
#Cardinals watching game but not puttting champagne tarp up until #Phillies take the lead. Don’t want to get ahead of theirselves.
thats cool
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Avoid posting unless you have something really important to say
And that said, PLEASE THROW STRIKES!!!!!!!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Please don't let some failface hit the winning run.
Just one more out please….
I'm getting Scott Coleman!
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
SBNation is the problem, not the thread.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm getting Scott Coleman!
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
nice job Kid
now lets end this damn game!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Won't do no good
apparently all of SBNation is limping
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
YAY!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
Blood pressure… up up up
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
pretty sure people r going to the hospital tonight
by PhuckthePhillies on Sep 28, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Rays tie it......
i feel so…. wow….
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Wow, 3-2 count, 2 outs, Rays hit game tying bomb!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
Thank you GOB
on to the whatever inning is next.
Rays tie it in the 9th
'Bama fan since birth, Niners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....football.
Roll Tide Roll!
Go NIners!
Note to Scott Coleman
Walk off thread, for the love of God, lil help!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Yankee fail
always makes me happy.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
The best part is that a Yankees fail = a Red Sox fail!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
So, basically I’d say our only hope of winning is a HR by Uggla or Freeman.
Q: If not us, who? If not now, when? A: The Batman. And "when you least expect it."
Or McCann or Heyward or Conrad
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I’m trying to make a thread – but it keeps locking up on me.
I think it’s a SBN issue site wide.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
It is an SBNation issue.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
There’s gotta be a lot of traffic right now.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
SCOTT PROCTOR
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
I'm going to take off
This thread is killing my computer.
Good luck. Hope we’re here tomorrow night.
Braves need their own Dan Johnson
d-wade=d-ouche
by captainamerica* on Sep 28, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
GO HERE if you want...
http://www.talkingchop.com/2011/9/28/2457030/extras-inning-thread-again-9-28
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Go Here
Do it!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
This thread works!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Still laggy for me
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
IT ISNT THE THREAD! IT IS ALL SBN SITES! IT ISNT THE THREAD! IT IS ALL SBN SITES! IT ISNT THE THREAD! IT IS ALL SBN SITES! IT ISNT THE THREAD! IT IS ALL SBN SITES! IT ISNT THE THREAD! IT IS ALL SBN SITES! IT ISNT THE THREAD! IT IS ALL SBN SITES! IT ISNT THE THREAD! IT IS ALL SBN SITES! IT ISNT THE THREAD! IT IS ALL SBN SITES! IT ISNT THE THREAD! IT IS ALL SBN SITES! IT ISNT THE THREAD! IT IS ALL SBN SITES!
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
Thats what i said earlier\
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Not for me.
The new thread works great. And Overthemonster is fine.
by frozendesert on Sep 28, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope. didnt work
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
It did for me
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, the Rays got a PH solo HR in the 9th with 2 strikes and 2 outs.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
ugh new thread please, this one was FULL OF fail
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Rays about to walk off....
Proctor is the only pitcher left for the Yankees…
the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.
by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Why is the pitcher hitting for himself?
/sarcasm
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 11:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
ok ok ok CALM THE F DOWN! RISP!
get heyward home BROOOKS!!
hero mode ENGAGED!
JuniorFamilia.com @radamez
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