Open Thread 9/28: Phillies at Braves
by SCrebel10 on Sep 28, 2011 6:31 PM EDT
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Tim Hudson goes up against Joe Blanton in the regular season finale. First pitch is at 7:10 PM EDT. Braves lineup:
- Michael Bourn, CF
- Martin Prado, LF
- Chipper Jones, 3B
- Dan Uggla, 2B
- Freddie Freeman, 1B
- Brian McCann, C
- Matt Diaz, RF
- Jack Wilson, SS
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Go Braves!
Nothing else to say at this point…
you're not defending him are you?
are you his mom?
by toppleprone on Jun 7, 2011 9:43 PM EDT
We have to turn this around..
and let’s start today! GO BRAVES!!!
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 28, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions
Let's Go Braves!!!
I know we can do it. So do it.
The drinking started 3 hours ago, depending on the outcome, it may go on a while...
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 28, 2011 6:35 PM EDT reply actions
it will go on for awhile regardless of the outcomes
it just depends if it will be sad drinking or happy drinking
Whatever happens tonight, i just wanted to say
that it’s been really fun chatting about the games with you all. the team has had its ups, its downs, its way downs, but we always love the braves no matter what. it was my first year on these game threads, but it defnitely wont be my last. The Braves’ future is bright, whether the future be tomorrow, saturday, or 2012.
With that said, we have our ace on the mound against the phillies bullpen and the astros have the red hot myers going against carpenter, who hasnt won at houston since 2005. let’s win this game and everything else will work out itself out.
GO BRAVES!
by Stephen M on Sep 28, 2011 6:35 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
It’s been an honor….Let us ride out into battle and fight with all our strength!!! If we fall, we will know we gave it our all….LET’S DO THIS!!!
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 28, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I was coming to say the same thing!
It’s been a pleasure this season, but hopefully we get a few more chances and a few more game threads!
YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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by CaliforniaBrave on Sep 28, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions
Fredi: Focus is "to play the best game we can play."
Good approach, I think.
Would like to see Prado not in the 2 hole tonight
but this is the lineup that’s going to get the team into the postseason. Be nice to see some DINGERZ tonight.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted this on the pregame thread and I thoroughly believe in it
Here’s what’s going to happen today:
1. Tim Hudson is going to be the ace that he is, we handle business and beat the phils.
2. Brett Myers shuts down the cards and the Astros win. He’s been pitching well lately and mentioned earlier how this is like game 7 of the World Series for him. Couldn’t be more pumped to hear that.
3.D’backs beat the Dodgers.
4. Pirates beat the brewers.
We then go on to sweep Arizona and see the sillies in the NLCS and remember how they thought these past couple days were funny as shit and proceed to kick their asses.
Lock it up
Aren't we locked with Milwakee?
For some reason I believe Milwakee gets 2nd even if there’s a tie
youre right about milwaukee needing to lose and arizona needing to win
but milwaukee is 1 game up, so if that happens theyll be tied and arizona has the tiebreaker
Big players make big plays in big games
by CWil03 on Sep 28, 2011 6:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n2UMxbxha8
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
DAY BY DAY!
go hudson, as leo would say he needs to dial up a gem!
and Kimbrel threw 14 high-explosive laser beams in the ninth
By David Schoenfield
I hope Fredi used this before the game...
Give them nothing! But take from them… everything! Tonight we dine in Hell!
by CaliforniaBrave on Sep 28, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions
The Giants are having an end of season celebration right now
In front of their crowd, and they didn’t make it to the playoffs
I wonder if the Braves will do the same tonight if they lose
Fredi on the preshow:
Fredi: “may later we’ll look at this and say it was fun, it was fun during the rough time”
No Fredi.. i’ll never look at this as fun
It's fun in the same way an appendectomy is fun
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Meh, root canals are nothing these days.
Sorry to be a buzzkill, but I just had 4 of them done and there was no pain or discomfort aside from the injection sites to numb the tissue.
by Undocorkscrew on Sep 28, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
What a buzzkill would it be for the majority of the other 48 states...
If the Braves and Red Sox win both Wild Cards tonight with no tiebreakers needed? I would expect a Bud Selig trollface on MLB.Com if this happened.
Can this game just start already???
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 6:54 PM EDT reply actions
Win!
And fire Larry Parrish. But mostly…Win!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Heyward is obviously the worst player to ever play the game and needs to be benched at every opportunity.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Diaz is 2-for-6 against Blanton while Heyward is 0-for-3.
Clearly Diaz is better for this spot.
I mean, he read the fucking book
And he went to the SABR convention. So look how brilliantly he uses stat based analysis.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
hopefully we can get on the board early, and give confidence to the guys and let huddy pitch like he pitches.
braves#1
SC doing a thing on biggest chokes. Tp 10. Braves lose and we will be infamous for it
Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
.
I want to buy Flex Seal.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions
Braves have not lost 5 games in a row all season
Let’s not start now
And we hadn't lost a 10.5 lead before
please God or whomever is there. You can’t allow the mockery that’s about to happen to us
No team in MLB history has ever blown an 8-game lead entering September 1
And the Braves and Red Sox are on the verge of both doing it
Yeah
I’m trying to wrap my head around it, still, even though it’s been happening for 2 weeks.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Anyone want to come over and watch the game with me?
"It's not about me, it's about the team." - Martin Prado
Twitter: @scottcoleman55
Kind of a tough commute from the N-Y brother, but yeah, if you find a teleporter, keep me posted.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
be better to have the game locked up in the 5th
by sidbreamsstache on Sep 28, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, you're a glutton for punishment compared to me
An 8 run first inning is what I’m rooting for.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
…in extra innings after seeing that St. Louis lost.
Of course, we’d all be dead of heart attacks before that.
Hello Friends!!
Game 162. Let’s get it. GO BRAVES!!!!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
YES! YES! YES!!!
I’ve waited all day for this!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:02 PM EDT reply actions
Damn skippy!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Hudson quote pregame:
“There’s no place i’d rather be than on the mound. I’ll be having more fun than anybody on the stadium”
That’s how and Ace sounds like
This^^^^
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Go Braves!
I still have faith the Braves can make it to the playoffs!
A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
Twitter:Hey_Jude18
I hate that I'm already preparing my rant if we're eliminated tonight
About all the stupid things that led up tot his.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I don’t know why, because I was fuming yesterday, but I shrugged it all off today, I just want them to play well, if this turns into yesterdays game… I’m gonna be destroyed
by SuperHeyward on Sep 28, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
The debate that I want to hear tonight
would be why is Fredi using O’Ventbrel with a 6 run lead when we might have a game tomorrow.
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions
Everyone in the bullpen needs to be ready to go multiple innings and Fredi needs to have the stones to pull Hudson if there is trouble early. Even Hudson can have a bad game or get unlucky. You only get one shot at this.
If there is a 6-run lead, then no, I don’t think you use the aces of the bullpen unless trouble develops. That’s a big enough lead that you can start to plan for the next game. 4-run lead, I’m fine with him being ultra-conservative.
Fredi has been good with the hook all season, for the most part. He definitely errors on the side of caution, which I’m fine with in a big game like this.
Although I have to say, even though it didn’t work out last year, I loved seeing Lowe want to be the hero in game 4 of the NLDS.
Of course, he's also enthusiastically used Scott Proctor in tie games
Which is part of why we’re even IN this damn mess.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Gosh, how many times did he do that? I know you’ve already looked it up.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I have not
I’ve been more depressed than angry. Rest assured, I’ll find indignant rage after this game ends should we lose.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I haven't thrown up in over 14 years
And I’m damn close to it right now.
I'm happy I get to SEE the game way out here
but I hate having to watch this ESPN feed. I think I’ma have it on mute the whole game
Hershiser and Garciaparra are their best broadcast crew.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that who's calling this?
Rick Sutcliffe is a complete tool. That’s inadequate, since it’s tough to describe someone who is imperious, idiotic, and a general douchebag rolled into one.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Yup. We get the good crew.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Never to early..
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions
Tim Hudson's last 10 home starts
8-1, 1.77 ERA
In all the wild card hubbub,
a glaring injustice has gone virtually unmentioned…we have lost 5 straight to these a-holes. It ends NOW.
Go Braves!
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 7:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
OVER
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
too nervous to be in here tonight... too much negative energy lately
good luck to the Braves. See you people in the postgame thread
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Stick around…it’s gonna be a good thread.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll give it half an inning on a trial basis
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
WOW...
so Fredi needed 161 games to address the team in a VERY SERIOUS manner???? Perhaps any of the other games we’ve lost this week would have been a bit more appropriate?
All right, let's do this!
LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY A-JENKINS!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions
At least I have chicken.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody's been watching Tosh.0 reruns on Comedy Central.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 7:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Did Tosh cover this video? I don’t remember.
I’ve actually just been watching a lot of Youtube on my own
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Hope this isn't my last "Let's Beat The..." wish this season :-)
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Hey Lady
Love the images…let’s hope we see a bunch of them tonight!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
see a bunch of what….?
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
NCC’s famous images when we do well…let’s hope for LOTS of em.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Think I'm gonna go to sleep
Wake up and find out what happened…
you'll be dead to us
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Oh shit. It’s time to do this dammit
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
The single biggest (only..?) beacon of hope tonight
Timothy Adam Hudson…
And Chipper.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea of course
I didn’t forget him, but if we win it has to be one of those tense 1 run games
This. Is. ATLANTA!!!!!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
he needs to go give one to the phillies now
and at the end, hand them all envelopes with $1,000 and one with $10,000 for Charlie Manuel, and tell them all to lay down
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Point them to the neighborhood Hooters
Introduce them to the wait staff, there.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
whatever it takes
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
He has a bad knee
he shouldn’t even be playing. Give him a break…..
A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
Twitter:Hey_Jude18
BUT HE'S NOT A LEADER!!!!!!!!1
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 28, 2011 7:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I appear...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
Welcome to the party, pal!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
OT, but...
How about the Nationals finishing with 80 wins?
They're our division's Blue Jays
They could be a threat in the coming years.
Should I go put on my Chipper Jersey?
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
BREAK THE TOONER FIELD CURSE!!!!
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
LET'S GO HUDDY!!!!!!
This is Braves Country!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
BALLGAME! Braves WIN!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
Joe with a Ric Flair reference to start the game
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
It’s on ESPN, if you’d like some reprieve.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been with these guys for 161, and I wouldn't trade them for anyone
/Fredi’d
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Nice.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Last time i was here was the last game we won and Cards lost, sorry guys… but ill stay all night tonight
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
Get ’em down huddy..
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
I didn't catch the Phils line-up
are all the regulars starting?
Is it seriously not sold out???
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
the crowd needs to be up all night
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions
C'mon Timmy
Too much adrenaline right now. Work the sinker.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
put him away timmy
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Jerry Meals at first tonight, theres one positive for us!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions
hopefully he doesn't make a "makeup" call
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Finding his stuff against a hot hitter and not failing.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Enjoy the games my friends.
Going to go watch with my dad.
Not to live inside a microcosm,
but I can’t help feeling like our season rests on the outcome of that first AB by Rollins.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 7:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
No logical reason...
just a gut feeling.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 7:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Things are looking up then
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Yep, same here. Every pitch is like Game 7 of the World Series.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for warming Huddy up for us Rollins.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Can someone post the picture of rollings getting hit in the face, it amuses me.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
there's pics of both
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Nah there is a Rollins one, if you’ve never seen it you’re missing out.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Finish him
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Not if Larry Parrish has his say
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
No chance in hell
When the Braves get in trouble, they press, instead of waiting back for the pitches to come to them. It’s been a defining trait this month.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
2 down
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Hunter Pence getting booed? Why him?
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
He's wearing a Philly jersey
good enough reason for me
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+2
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea I definitely agree but I didn’t hear it for the first two hitters and he has been wearing a Phillies uniform for the shortest amount of time.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
looks like a fair strike zone for huddy
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Runner on 1st, 2 outs in the Boston top half of 1st
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions
I don't want to hear about any of that
This thread is going to be overload as it is…..
by Undocorkscrew on Sep 28, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Fair enough, ill wait and update it in the 9th
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody else is playing baseball tonight except for this game and the Astros game.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Astros game doesn’t matter until this one is over
by SuperHeyward on Sep 28, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
The eye of the Tiger>the Praying Mantis
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Meds the long man tonight?
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey lady…drinkin yet? ;)
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve been good…so far.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
If I break it out, I’m never seeing 8:00 tomorrow morning. :)
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yikes. Pump the brakes on the alcohol.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
OK Timmy...let's get em here...no more free passes
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
too many pitches
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Oh no....
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Damnit
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions
Brilliant start....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions
All i can say is Go Astros
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Come on Martin, how did it take you that long?
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
He also jogged to the ball at first.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I know it was a long distance but if that is him running all out then the dude has no business playing OF
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Martin isn't running as well as he was early in the season
He’s not really healthy, I don’t think. It hasn’t stopped him from playing everyday and generally stinking up the place, though.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I have noticed it lately and lack of hustle is not generally something that describes Prado. Still, if it was me I re-injure myself running all out to that ball because there literally might not be a tomorrow.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
He’s just not a good OFer.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
All the more reason to put him in a package with Jurrjens for Kemp
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Even if he fell rounding second and broke both his legs?
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
There should have been a play at the plate, Prado took his sweet time getting there.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
When you run from center to past the left field foul line, it’s going to take awhile. Prado’s not Usain Bolt.
-C
It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?
It’s not about his 40 speed, he was definitely jogging at first. I agree with Bronn that he might be a little sore, but as I said above, there is no tomorrow. If that’s as fast as he goes then he shouldn’t be playing outfield, or at least not in the shift. Let Bourn’s speed be your safety net not Prado’s.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
So who do you put in for the shift, smart guy??
-C
It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?
He just said – Bourn
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
The obvious answer would be Constanza. But you don’t set it up like that. The point is that Bourn should have more ground to cover than Prado regardless of shift, and we saw exactly why.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
That’s if you wanted to play pure defense, but I don’t recommend it. But like I said above, Bourn should have the responsibility of having more ground not Prado.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Don't bitch Martin on that
Howard crossed-up the defense. Prado was playing left-center.
Nah he earned his hit, but there should have at least been a play at the plate.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Bear in mind...
Pence had to run 270 feet and had a jump …Prado probably ran nearly 200. Pence is fast, Prado is not.
-C
It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?
But that ball wasn’t too late. It was cut off a little after the run scored, so every foot matters, hence when I am talking about max effort and not max speed.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
See if he had ran to the ball like he busted it up the line I think there is at least a close play.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Prado is no Jason Heyward in the field…or with the bat.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
its alright huddy, just hold em....just hold em
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Get out of this, Timmy...shut em down right here
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Patience pays off for the Phillies
I expect every Braves’ hitter in the bottom half to swing at the first pitch.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
As do I
I’ve seen no indications that they think they’re approach has been flawed. But I’ll reserve my judgement, just preparing myself for disappointment.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 28, 2011 7:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
*their
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 28, 2011 7:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
We need early runs tonight very bad
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions
STFD
Let’s HIT!!!!!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Sure coulda used one of these to Pence instead of the walk.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
OK
Time for the O to get some runs!
A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
Twitter:Hey_Jude18
I hope you guys are ready for at least 3 runs in the bottom of the 1st – because they are coming!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec’d for staying positive!!!! My goal – no negativity tonight!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
there was no way we were gonna win without hittin and getting runs runs runs
so let’s do this
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Id like to see a Bourn bunt against a less than athlectic Joe Blanton
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
Please Braves bats
for one game…we need you badly
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Ok offense...
You gotta score runz sometime. Please start now…
Here's to hoping that Tim settles down and our offense doesn't completely suck.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
All I want is for the Braves to not swing at shitty pitches.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
So far so good…
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Matty Diaz over Heyward?
Fredi realizes its a RHP right?
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Hamels is going to pitch as much, if not more, than Blanton tonight.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
My thoughts exactly
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Bourn!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Yes ma’am
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
GOOD START!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK yea.. good start
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
THERE WE GO!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions
Good start Bourn
A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
Twitter:Hey_Jude18
Bourn hit!
Steal the Base, Fredi send him!!
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Good start!
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 7:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Lead-off man on!
Seems like we haven’t led off an inning with a hit in 4 or 5 days.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Let's go ODARP!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Steal!!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions
Called it!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Speeeeeeeeed
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Woooo! good start.
C’mon Odarp! Time for you to stop slumping!
Michael Bourn came to play, folks!
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions
Stole that almost casually.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
60th steal!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions
AINT FUCKING AROUND TONIGHT!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions
AAAAAAND
Neither Bourn nor Martin swung at the first pitch, both of which were low.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Uh oh, no GB double play chance. We is success!
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Holy comment explosion
My radio app on my phone can’t keep up!
This.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
shows bunt, right on cue.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Wilson isn’t in over Chipper.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't a strike, blah.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
We're really gonna need a non-ad thread earlier than usual tonight.
The comments freeze this one already :-)
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
ok
NEED to capitalize!!
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions
Good hustle, Marteen
Bourn to 3rd…let’s go CHIP!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Good AB
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions
good job....it worked
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Productive out. Nice.
Come on, Chipper. Elevate one, at least.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions
He is gonna hit a bomb
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions
Wait for a good pitch, Chipper
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
A GLORIOUS RUN!
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Tie game!!
A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
Twitter:Hey_Jude18
That'll do, Chip, that'll do.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
RUNZ!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions
SAC FLY!!
I HAVEN’T SEEN ONE OF THOSE IN A YEAR!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions
A Sac FLY???
What just happened!!?!??
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Braves TIED A GAME!!
THEY WERE ABLE TO MAKE A COMEBACK A TIE 1-1
…
What is this Sac Fly you speak of?
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
it is the same thing as bunt
I have heard of bunt. Not seen one in long time
In O'Ventbrel We Trust
ALL GLORY TO THFC
VICK-VICK-VICK-VICKTORIOUS
A sac fly!
Things are different tonight.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
Chipper F-ing Jones.
I love you.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions
time for a SMASH!
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Not to rain on the parade,
but where the HELL has this team been?
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 7:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Calm down, Dan. Calm down.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
C'mon Uggla
let’s go with 2 here.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Uggla Smash please!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
Braves manufacture a run!
As long as they keep doing it I have high hopes for this game!
Isn’t it amazing what happens when the top of the order gets on base?
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
Imagine if JHey were hitting second :)
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
He of the higher OBP? Don’t be ridiculous.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That would just be dumb.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Uggla with the uggly swings, now
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Uggla looked uggla on that.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
The pipes the pipes are calling.
From glen to glen
And down the mountainside.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
The summers gone
and all the roses falling
It’s you, it’s you, must go and I must bide.
he wishes he was as sexy as tom glavine
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Don't we all
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
OK guys
Let’s go Huddy. We got that run back. Shut. Down. Inning. Now.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
That's exactly what you shouldn't be doing, Dan.
He is ice cold.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
They're in Central Time
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
but they can start the game 1 hour earlier
or we could’ve started one hour later
Its been like this all season long
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Welp looks like Pre-AS break Uggla showed up
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Hudson threw 26 pitches in the first inning
Need…a bit less than that
Like 1/2 that, this inning.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You know
A lot of reasons have contributed to my not being here on a regular basis, however the core reason, I believe, is the fact that you idiots try and talk baseball like you know what’s going on. You are so biased, blinded, idiotic that you have never known/learned baseball. Guys, seriously. Stop asking mini questions and start being fans. You have no fucking clue as to why Prado approached his at bat the way he did, or Chipper, or Uggla. So shut the fuck up and root!
by kreese555 on Sep 28, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
i do what i want!
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
ok then.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
rooting silently is what marlins fans do
when they are not one of the 30 fans at the game. STFU dumbass
In O'Ventbrel We Trust
ALL GLORY TO THFC
VICK-VICK-VICK-VICKTORIOUS
I didn't say silently
I meant intelligently. Focus on the game, and not on what you’re so over-qualified ass would do in such and such situation
Focus on the game and don't add your own personal input
“Gee, that’s a swell baseball player there,” doesn’t count as intelligent commentary.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Nah, I'm just gonna fuck with you as long as you post.....
by Undocorkscrew on Sep 28, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Are we really going to have an internet dick measuring contest?
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a legit MVP candidate.
Just saying. ;)
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
What, no comeback to this?
I’m clearly the best baseball player here.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
No batting title for you, though.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
IF only the Braves had gotten Matt Kemp when someone suggested it...
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Don’t forget about Reyes and Pujols.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT would have shown the Cardinals!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I was generally ignoring this whole part of the thread. lol
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
lol…internet dick
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Okay, you might not want to use that as a qualifier of baseball knowledge.
Mitch Williams did play in the bigs, you know.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
and FP Santangelo and Orestes Destrade
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
As did Joe Morgan
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
No I'm not?
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
No, but I'd like to know why you think this.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
As someone who is more of a silent assassin
and just throws in comments from time to time, I’d like to know what you mean by that. I understand a lot of the people here are douches and criers, no offense to anyone, but you just made kind of a blanket sweep with nothing to back it up. I’d like to have some specific examples, if you don’t mind.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I appreciate this
and the “blanket sweep” of things was meant to encompass the prior comments of everyone being pessimistic douches. Didn’t think it needed explaining.
Yeah, but you’re comment wasn’t just “Stop your belly aching and hating and all of the like” instead, your comment was “You guys know little to nothing about baseball.” I wanted to know where that came from.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, I'm 9 deep
What i meant was “Most fans know little to nothing about baseball, and as such stop belly aching because we’re all Braves fans and want this to work out”. Ha. but seriously that was the overall goal
Fair enough
But now I’m going to need to know what you mean by the fact you’re “9 deep”
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Aren't we all.
Its all I’ve thought about since I woke up.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Wish I could have!
I basically missed the last month with meningitis and its complications.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Fans overanalyze, that’s a major outlet for being emotionally invested in something you have no control over. Why you think that is negative to the fan experience shows that perhaps you are as ignorant about the nature of fandom as you claim we are about baseball.
The funny thing is that there is a lot of baseball knowledge here, and if you formulated any rebuttal to our “obvious” ignorance then someone out there would back you up. In the mean time, I’m forced to ask if ignorance did not create the illusion of ignorance.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Though to be fair, there are a lot of idiotic comments, so I don’t totally disagree with you. But if you are talking about any analysis that happens on TC then I have to very much disagree.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Understand that I am trying to respond to all these people responding to my “obviously” outlandish claims, I would say that there are stat geeks here, and also people who have played the game here, but usually the squeaky wheel is the disgruntled ass who knows nothing. All I was saying was please keep it in check.
I think your post became counter productive.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Because I need to keep it in check? Maybe so, but you know as well as I Justin that when people are stupid it beckons you to post…
I’m just saying that your post about stupid posts turned into a whole thread of them.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Would it be too much to focus on the game, here in what could be the last one of the season instead of berating the folks here on the GT?
They’re here, not likely gonna change to suit you now… so why not just overlook what you can and if you can’t then there’s always that little (X) in the top right.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Dan looks like he's trying to swat bugs with that thing.
Terrible AB for him.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Is it weird that we just tied a game in the 1st and I feel like we just won the WS?
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Good start
Let’s keep it going. Hate to see that first inning run by the Phils, but at least we answered. Fuck the Phils, fuck the Cards, GO BRAVES.
We might need three threads tonight
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions
And a couple for the rest of the Cards/'Stros game.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
i dont care if we need 10 threads
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
by walknbalk on Sep 28, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This^
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
That happened last night too.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Same
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Well, you can claim a country now.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
2 pitches...1 out
Me likey.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
I've already chewed the flavor out of my gum - and it's only the 2nd inning.
;-)
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
I won’t have any fingernails left in 3…2…1…
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve gone through half a bag of tortilla chips.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Went and bought a pint of cookie dough ice cream
just in case…
Wasn’t that a strike?
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Gameday says yes.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
3 and 4
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Wow…
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
2 down
Shut em down Huddy!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
oh my god Diaz looked shaky on that
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
The ump feels bad for Polanco’s misshapen head…
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Oh for fucks sake that scared me
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions
Diaz scares me out there
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions
exactly.. smh
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on Sep 28, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Sutton said he “glides” under it!!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Bourn came ready to play..
and was ready to plunge into Ruiz at the plate if he needed to. I like seeing that..
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 28, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
I loved that Bourn was ready to plow his ass and send a message to the team
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Ruiz was smart to move..
that’s all they need is an injury to their starting catcher going into the playoffs…which I wouldn’t mind at all. It would have been their fault for not resting their starters. :)
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 28, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Not liking all these flyball outs from Huddy.
Tells me he’s not getting his sinker down like he wants to.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 7:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
shit
Strike out this little fat fucker. Hate him
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
wow
matty scares me out there but hes a major league player so he has gotta do the job
Curve balls are a type of breaking ball, and along with sliders are the two most popular examples of a “Breaking ball”
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Look at it on wikipedia. It shows the finger placements and the motions of the various pitches.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe it refers to the motion of the curveball as a clock. The 12 is on the top and the 6 is on the bottom, and the 12-6 curveball falls vertically while a standard curveball tends to have more horizontal motion and less vertical motion.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
TWSS
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice inning Huddy
Let’s put a crooked number up there, boys!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Good work Huddy
A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
Twitter:Hey_Jude18
Its nice when you go to your backup SS and dont lose anything defensively
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Or we would have just seen Pastornicky a month earlier
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on Sep 28, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I really don’t want a rookie shortstop playing right now.. call me crazy
by SuperHeyward on Sep 28, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You're crazy.
And welcome.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Good inning Huddy
Offense, another Run(s) please!
Let's go offense! Hope they ate their Wheaties today
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Freeman lead off double
Mac 2 run shot. Callin it.
by sidbreamsstache on Sep 28, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions
I will drive to your house and give you $100 if this happens.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
Ill Pay Pal you another 100 to give to him from me
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Almost!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
holy shit, you might be on to something!!!
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
1 down 1 to go!!
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit!!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I see a payday in your future
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
1 for 1!!!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
So good, so far....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Huddy has that aura of intensity that I remember so fondly from NLDS 3 2010
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
yes, i think too
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
I agree and noticed it early, but I think it is a function of adrenaline, but I want him out there for us right now just the way it is. I love it. I see the fire in his eyes that have been lacking during this collapse.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
He should come out for the third with the Scream mask on.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Scare the crap out of Eddie Perez
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Especially “get this shit done and only then you can leave” deadlines.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
DOH!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
FREDDIE!!!
Morton hit Heyward with an offspeed pitch. Early indication is that the baseball survived the impact.
There's a double....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions
FF doubles!
A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
Twitter:Hey_Jude18
FF!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
don't run into any outs!
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Wow, I think we just learned that Blanton doesn’t pay any attention before he delivers.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Are you that excited about your post?
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Braves need to punish one of these mistakes
one of these days
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions
this is the braves team i love
they have fireeee
McCann :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
Horseshit call!!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
how did Blanton get that call
Mac failed to move the runner
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
true
but he got to protect against that and foul that off
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT THE SHIT???
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
Bullshit
Morton hit Heyward with an offspeed pitch. Early indication is that the baseball survived the impact.
dident give it to tim
u phillies loveing bastard !!!
Huddy didn’t get that call…ever.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
That looked like a strike to me.
Just saying…
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
I’m more pissed that Huddy isn’t getting that call.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
get a hit Caveman
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
If Matt drives in this run
I’ll admit Fredi is the greatest manager ever.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions
HA!
He didn’t do it. Thus, my feelings remain the same.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a load of horseshit.
Call it both ways or don’t call it at all blue.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 7:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Matty D is awesome
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions
MattyD!
A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
Twitter:Hey_Jude18
Bunt so Huddy can swing.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
The Hittin Fool!
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
A hit with a RISP
….things are different tonight.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
OT – over 600 comments in less than 2 innings…LOL
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Atlanta Braves...
moving runners since 7:10 PM.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 7:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
this is what you wanted to come here for JW....
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
You got us Blanton. Matt Diaz is our secret basestealing weapon, he and Prado
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Is it just me, or do the Braves' hitters seem to be alive tonight?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions
Moar fiyah tonight
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
If they call a squeeze here
I’m seriously going to consider changing the channel.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
why?
if he gets out, we’ve got hudson up with 2 outs, id rather score a run than get nothing which is what is probably going to happen
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Because, for one, it's Freeman on third and hardly guaranteed
And I’ve seen way too many failed bunts in general this year to trust any attempt.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
oh well
2 strikeouts, much better
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Process over results, man.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
SUICIDE SQUEEZE
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Fuck no.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I was joking.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
We don't joke about that shit here
Stuff like that actually happens.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
My bad.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I'm going to appear in Turner Field and tackle that blind umpire.
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions
Scott is consistently one of the best umpires in the bigs.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently, not too much tonight.
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently
we’re playing horseshoes.
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
then why don't you marry them!
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, and he gets that call? WTF?
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
come on Wilson
come through even if it’s 0-2
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
Ok, you can’t be upset that Jack Wilson struck out…
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn't, Wilson...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
Huddy will bring Freeman home.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
Tim Hudson’s Offense>Jack Wilson’s
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Joe Blanton apparently already got that memo.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
All on you Huddy
Find some (outfield) grass here!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Hello all! Missed the 1st, Firsr thing I heard was the chop! When I turned on TV. : )
by Grey Rider on Sep 28, 2011 7:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Not McCann’s fault he gets rung up on a ball.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
The pitch wasn’t even close.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s like saying even though a DB grabs both of your arms and tackles you before the QB even throws the ball, you still have to catch it.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
That pitch was borderline.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Not really. It was pretty well inside.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
“And the center fielder gets SHOT BY A HIGH-POWERED RIFLE before making the catch. No excuses. You still gotta come up with that ball. You’re the quarterback of the defense over there!”
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
What a choker.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I would have been more comfortable with Pastornicky batting there…
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 28, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
Game is on ESPN2, no need to rely on MLB.tv if it's glitchy
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
ouch
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Oh crap.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Not in the area
thanks for the tip though.
try espn3.com
if your internet provider is one of their selected ones, you get the game
Melky was a fail, but that was Melky’s fault, or the fault of Atlanta for having awesome cheeseburgers and ribs.
by Broccoman on Feb 21, 2011 4:11 PM EST
fo sho
Melky was a fail, but that was Melky’s fault, or the fault of Atlanta for having awesome cheeseburgers and ribs.
by Broccoman on Feb 21, 2011 4:11 PM EST
I just wish
It wasn’t blacked out for me, and i have no cable either. using mlb gameday and radio >.<
Melky was a fail, but that was Melky’s fault, or the fault of Atlanta for having awesome cheeseburgers and ribs.
by Broccoman on Feb 21, 2011 4:11 PM EST
It’s on ESPN2 dear.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Why censor the first but not the second?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Hahaha
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
I prefer extrapolating
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Titles, please.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Put something in the title box please so we can close these images if we don’t want to see them.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Sorry, will do
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Here we go again......
Already 1-for-4 with RISP
struck out the side.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
that sucks
just got to get Hamels next inning
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions
DVR behind?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
2 pitches...1 out (again)
Me likey (again)
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Hudson pitching 7+ innings would be great.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
why do you assume he'll be awesome?
not a typical game
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
I honestly think I’d rather face Hamels out of the ’pen.
IIRC, the last time this happened, it worked out very well for us.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
We went to the playoffs.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
wilson sux
My daughter is more of a threat at the plate than jack wilson.
Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!!
by HalleyGator on Sep 28, 2011 7:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
It all comes down to 6 innings of baseball. What a sick sport we all obsess over.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
At least it’s not like, mud wrestling.
Or cockfighting.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
6 remaining
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Nice Timmy
1 more here.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
7 in a row for Huddy
top of the lineup coming up
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
Nice inning there for Huddy
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
Huddy looks like he’s straight DEALING now.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
Nice inning Huddy!!
Razor sharp…gotta love Timmy being on the hill in the biggest game of the season.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
All right, now
Baserunners please. Baserunners and baseruns.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
We need points!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Rays basically blew their chance, yankees winning 5-0, Red sox winning 1-0
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
Yes
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Good inning Huddy!
Ok batz, once more with feeling!
At least 3 more innings just like that, Hudson....
Make it so.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
It depends on if you ask a Phillies fan or a Braves fan.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Terrace behind the plate.
Someone bring me a hotdog n a Uggla Slam.
by crimsonqueen9 on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
To say the strike zone has been consistent
would be like saying Lowe has been consistent.
Lowe has been VERY consistent.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm surprised you don't see him kneeling down between innings.
Yes, REALLY sucking.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
So I know nobody cares,
but Tampa now down 5-0.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
we need some of that action
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Alright Huddy, we need 18 more outs straight…
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Hudson looks in comand of his pitches tonite.
by Grey Rider on Sep 28, 2011 7:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
OK Bourn...cut and paste your last AB in the 1st inning.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
THIS.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha….DONE!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you...thank you....
/bows
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Done
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
OK...I fucking rule!!
LMAO!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
BOURN!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
Bourn single!
SB again!! come on!
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
BOURN!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
Jason Bourne accepted his mission…
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Meh.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Jerk!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Good start Bourn
A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
Twitter:Hey_Jude18
higher than average.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
HALLELUJAH!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
The Bourn Baserunner
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
i called bourn having a great day
he can make up for his time in atl with tonight good job bourn continue !!!!
I'm going to be 2 batters behind before the thread frees up to post these...
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
BOURN!!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions
61st steal....
Can he make 65 tonight?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions
What a G
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
bourn came to play tonight baby
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Nice call
great steal
A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
Twitter:Hey_Jude18
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
...
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Lol speeeeeed kills Phils
C’mon bats, get him in again!
Wow, Prado beat out an infield hit?
I haven’t seen that in weeks.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Prado didn’t move the runner…
lol
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions
bourn maybe coulda made it to 3rd but i aint complainin
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
infield hit for Prado
surprised Bourn didn’t go to 3rd, but it’s probably the right decision
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions
Bourn just screwed the defense there.....nice
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions
I know it may not be a big deal....
But GREAT baserunning by Bourn
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
Michael Bourn clearly has a wife he doesn't wanna go home too!
Is that racist?
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions
Here we go #10
Coupla ducks out there brother!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
A double steal? Yes it is.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn't! Caught stealing!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK YOU UMPIRE!! FUCK YOURSELF!!!
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions
OHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
He was safe as fuck!!!!!!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Why, Fredi????
WHY?
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions
THAT WAS AWFUL.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
he was FUCKING SAFE
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
He was Safe!!
A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
Twitter:Hey_Jude18
Proof that the sucking isn't limited to the home plate ump.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
At least Martin was heads up and got to 2nd
by delicious_dimes on Sep 28, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions
Not safe. Came off the bag.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
umpire was calling him out before that
so the ump was calling it before he came off
still a bad call
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
He called it after he popped up.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Welp
Actually he was out because he over-slid the bag.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
dammittt such a great inning going to waste
i want to cry
That was an ugly turn of events
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
Hope both Ump get plunked
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
In the drama (he was safe) I forgot to mention Prado's steal of 2nd
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
YEEEESSSS!!!!
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
UGGLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
UGGLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
This is a bitter sweet HR.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
3-1!
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Yeah
3-1 lead!
A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
Twitter:Hey_Jude18
UGGLA!
Sending a message for the beginning of the Cards game, he is.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Ahoooowwoowowowowowowow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fuck yeah DANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First person to say "It could've been 4-1" gets slapped....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
Please see below…
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
*slap*
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
I’m looking for my glove and some baby powder….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
DAN SAYS F YOU TQA8
CALL ME ICE COLD AGAIN
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
Thread overflow!!!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
DId you guys see how serious Chipper was in the dugout?
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
I was noticing that – HE looked like a manager there didn’t he?
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Sure did.
Old Man is NOT joking around right now.
That may be the first Uggla HR where Chipper wasn’t at the top of the steps laughing and waiting to hug him.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
He hugged him, but it was a more serious one than jovial.
Just watching him there was S E X Y. And he’s not even my type. ;-P
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
I got a little excited…
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck-up bad call at third still sucks
Should be 4-1 instead of 3-1.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
one never knows. we have the lead is all that matters right now
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Gaah don’t say this
/blah blah jinxes aren’t real etc.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Only 2 losses….ever.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
the bad call was freddi's
he was way off the bag on the jump up
by stillnotah8er on Sep 28, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah if you watch the replay, it clearing shows Bourn coming off the bag. That’s what umps are taught to wait before making a call.
And the call was made before that.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I think the call to double steal with 2 on and 0 outs with the heart of the order coming up was the “bad” part of that play.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Where does this assumption come from that the manager tells players when to steal bases?
I generally assume they either have a green light or not, and it’s their own judgment.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
On a general steal, sure. A double steal? There has to be a sign given.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
It really didn’t look like a double steal. Prado just opportunistically took second.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Prado has never been accused of being a good base runner, and he certainly isn’t fast enough to just take bases on his own.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I was watching the game, man. He only ran after he saw the throw going to third to get Bourn.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
No, no there doesn't
Because that wasn’t the type of double steal which is actually a called play. Prado took his secondary lead and then started running as the throw went to third.
A double steal that is a called play happens with runners on first and third, and the runner on first steals second, hoping to provoke a throw, at which point the runner on third tries to steal home. That’s generally a called play-taking second on a throw to third on your own prerogative generally is not.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I don’t think Prado is that good of a base runner, and I totally believe that Fredi is that bad of a manager.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like you need to be a Philly fan then, Negative Nancy.
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
…ok….
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It doesn't take a baseball genuis or a super-fast man to advance on a play at another base
Just someone paying attention with common sense.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
My 13U travel team knew to trail.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
We run this crap in Milwaukee all the team
Nyjer Morgan broke it down for me.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
+8
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude is cool….I had an algebra problem that I couldnt figure out and he helped me figure it out!
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
If that's a reference to Little Big League...
awesome.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I should know this
My uncle was a painter.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
why dont they buy a house that’s already painted?!?
hahahahahahha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnOlvFqmWEY
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
The horse's name is Friday.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Surprised that ball wasnt called "Foul"....
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
Worth every bit of the $$$ were paying him
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
He actually has been worth the money this season, which is shocking given how badly he sucked the first half.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyone got a quote or anything from manuel about hamels getting his 15th win?
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
*E-Honda Thousand Hand Slap*
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I love how the Phils were talking about "bringing Hamels in for the win"
pretentious dumb motherfuckers
Agreed
But they’re still pretentious dumb motherfuckers
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
z
What channel for Cards/Astros?
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions
I think they're on the Ocho.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
by UMDBHIK on Sep 28, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sounds about right for an Astros game…..
(and yes, I caught the reference)
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m pumped NOW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by PhuckthePhillies on Sep 28, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions
Next turn at bat - we need a new thread.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Pence you ugly fucker
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
it would have been so cool to get pence and bourn
by PhuckthePhillies on Sep 28, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions
Think the Astros would’ve given up Pence for JJ and Prado (and assuming the Braves’ FO had a crystal ball)?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
If we had gotten Pence then the Phillies get screwed because they don’t need bourn. The other options were nowhere near Pence.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
settle down timmy boy.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
We have a lead?
Does not compute
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Howard go eat subway! you fat mofo
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
Okay, calm it down, Timmy. Calm down.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
This team looks energized for the first time this month, this is very good. Maybe a few days late though.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Vidro. Please.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Close, but no cigar.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
only the braves
could have a offensive explosion (2 runs) and then let the first 2 runners on the next inning
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
Craig Counsel runs circles around Pence’s awkwardness.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Get the ball down, Timmy
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
I'd damn near sell my soul for a DP
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Fine, this time I will sell my soul for a DP
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Almost a vidro :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
Refers to a player whose last name was Vidro who was known for his DPs. (double plays you perverts)
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
It’s a TC Meme, based on the (mistaken) impression that Jose Vidro hit into the most double plays of all time.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s OK…4-6-3 right now to end the inning.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Cardinals already threatening on Myers
1st and 2nd with 0 out
Tie goes to the runner*
*Rule not applicable if you are Michael Bourn
*Rule not applicable if you play for the Atlanta Braves
FTFY
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
OT
I watched Day of the Dead last night.
They certainly took some liberties with zombie abilities in that movie.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
keep it down huddy
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
lol
It’s ok to have a plan. We should put that in a card and send it to him.
Except Lowe….and Linebrink…
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
and Proctor
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Bahahaha....weak hack there Raul
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Throw the sinker
Down and in
"The Braves could use [Loney] at first base to help back up Freddie Freeman, and in return the Dodgers could get Tommy Hanson from the Braves."
BOOM
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
STFD!!!!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
STFD!!!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
Argh the MLB tv delay is killing me
You all just ruined it for me.
"The Braves could use [Loney] at first base to help back up Freddie Freeman, and in return the Dodgers could get Tommy Hanson from the Braves."
1-0 Cards
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions
STL 1, HOU 0 - TOP 1
Albert Pujols RBI single. Runners on 1st and 3rd. 0 out.
need to win.. Cards are not going to lose
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions
NO DAMAGE!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions
3 outs
MOAR RUNZ!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
4 singles in a row
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
7am comes early! ;)
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No such thing! :)
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Good work Huddy
A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
Twitter:Hey_Jude18
i like to move it move i like to move it move it MOVE it
LETS GO BRAVESSSSSS
Looks like Myers trolled us.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
We could handle these 1200+ comments before these ADS in the background.
Now, it’s almost impossible.
We need a MOD to bring us a new thread.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
There’s one here somewhere, because my comment about Fredi got deleted.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Really? That’s silly, but I have an idea who did it. They meant well methinks, but still, Fredi is pretty objectively idiotic, so it feels a lot like good intentions and denial.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Cards are fiddin to go up big. 1-0 already, two on, no out.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
2-0. Two on, no out.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
z
Cards Just won
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
(Hint)
you won’t do it swinging at crap in the dirt.
Cmon BMAC!
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Just noticed that Mac shaved his beard
When did that happen?
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Mustve changed his luck
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
This is what happens when you count on the Astros to help
We don’t deserve any breaks. Time to make our own breaks.
"The Braves could use [Loney] at first base to help back up Freddie Freeman, and in return the Dodgers could get Tommy Hanson from the Braves."
They won that first game. That’s all the help you could hope for from them.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
McCann got a hit! Yay!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions
Attaboy Mac!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Cards won ( yes ) they are going to score even more runs
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions
Serious lulz at the Astros.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions
Glad we don’t have Heyward out there hitting into double plays.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
good trade
Diaz for Mac but not at the cost of 1 out
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
Caveman fail
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
FC
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
FC
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Fc
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont know…
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Third base.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I don’t give a damn!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like best case scenario is 1 game in STL.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Best Case Scenario: Carpenter turns into Lowe.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh pretty pretty please.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
crap
I don’t want a one game playoff in St. Louis with a ROOKIE pitcher on the mound on the biggest game of the franchise.
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
Beachy is better than their number 2 starter, guaranteed. He proved he can handle pressure in Philly. I trust him completely.
by sidbreamsstache on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
He is going against Lohse
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Still like our chances. With the pitchers we have available for next year he has a lot to prove. This is his golden opportunity and I know he is gonna capitalize.
by sidbreamsstache on Sep 28, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
A ROOKIE is a better option than a certain vet I can think of.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a better option than that vet.
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
whoa definitely not the bggest game
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
ok, one of the biggest games
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
“All of the teams who need to win tonight are winning, except the Rays and Red Sox”
Very astute, ESPN.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
Half is almost all….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Morgan: The thing is, that half the teams are going to win and half are going to lose.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
wow.... cards destroying....................................
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Face it - we just gotta do OUR job tonight. The Cards are likely to do theirs.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Absolutely this^
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
well now, if they dont get it done they certainly dont deserve to play us tomorrow
by SuperHeyward on Sep 28, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn you Brett Meyers!
A pox on your house!
by Aaron Meier on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
#FreePastornicky
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
TWO STRAIGHT BS SINGLES... gotta move the fucking runner
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
We cleared the pitcher!!!
Huzzah.
Q: If not us, who? If not now, when? A: The Batman. And "when you least expect it."
nope
1 more
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
i like the way we're playing....where the F was this the whole month??
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
TWSB
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
4-0 Cardinals.
Lulz
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions
f that game. let's see em tomorrow.
i believe in beachy
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
He would be the pitcher tomorrow?
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
They were down 5-0 yesterday and came back. Anything can happen…
I’m trying to stay positive here.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
lol Astros can't hit, not to Carpenter
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Cards bats >>> Astros bats
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Hudson needs a HR here....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
I love how Brooks is the talking stick for Chipper.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
That's his only function for the Braves.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I think that shows that he is a pretty intense presence in the clubhouse, which has inherent value. And it’s not like he’s ever won a game for us before (yes I remember, stfu)
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
what the hell jack.. run like you want it
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Sucks that Myers had to come to earth tonight.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
What the heck was Jack Wilson doing just then – trying to scare Utley into dropping the ball???
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
run his ass over,
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
LOVED showing that Chipper talking to the team there before the game.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
WOW myers fail... great job, thought they would want bourn in the playoffs
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Apparently they like Pence more.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
I was just thinking this....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone know who would pitch tomorrow for the Cardinals?
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Ah, okay, I feel good about this now
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Kyle Lohse according to the ESPN dimwits.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
i
dont really trust them
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought Lohse pitched game 1 against the Astros.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
no clue
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Lohse owned us earlier this year, but Carpenter is their best pitcher.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Wainwright.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
He’ll be pitching with the other arm.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
is that even legal????
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Overflow Thread?
Anyone? Bueller?
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
5-0 Cardinals hahahahahahaha.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
Can Mills actually pull Myers? 5 in that park is at least kind of manageable, but more isn’t going to be.
Meh, this is a park that allows broken-bat homers.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 28, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it too much to ask ...
That we clear this half inning with the the lead and then the game is called due to rain?
Q: If not us, who? If not now, when? A: The Batman. And "when you least expect it."
that game is over folks. a comeback presumes they can keep cards from scoring more....
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
STL 5, HOU 0 - TOP 1
Nick Punto RBI single. Runners on 1st and 2nd. 1 out.
hello TCers
and may I just say:
DAN THE MAN UGGLA!!!
cardinals get to play the fucking stros to get into the playoffs... we get the phillies... hate that
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
The Cardinals got to play us…
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
New thread please!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
God, I hate Chris Carpenter.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
WOW!!!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
Freddie with the stretch!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
Freeman just dislocated something, I think…..
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmmm…..
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice play Wilson and a
hell of a stretch by FF!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
SILVER LINING
Chris Carpenter has not won a game in Minute Maid Park since 2005.
Nicely done.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Freddie
I think you might have to ice your balls after that split.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Jack Wilson = Gonzo
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Freddie must have been a cheerleader as a kid.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
JACK!
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
feel bad for the future Mrs Freeman than lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Freddie with the splits
risking the manhood for the playoffs!
BAHAHA. That’s funny.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
minimizes*
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
We should only post Cardinal updates if they lose the lead.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
STFD
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
STF *looks over( year STFD!! lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
Good news
The cardinals are scoring too many runs tonight and will be depleted for tomorrow.
by sidbreamsstache on Sep 28, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
Assuming that scores hold, what do you put the odds of the Braves winning in STL?
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
40/60….just not sure which way.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Braves' bullpen is a lot better rested
and just better period
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Look, people buying $9 hot dogs!
Q: If not us, who? If not now, when? A: The Batman. And "when you least expect it."
whoa
sir, that is an exaggeration, they’re like $7.75
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Easy inning....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
bring out the grounds crew and call this game
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
MLB would allow it if the Phillies tried that.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Huddy is dealing.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
Attaboy Huddy
Moaz Runz Thread!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
STD!
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
Sit The Down?
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Suck the Dong
CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??
AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.
And we have crocodile tears to prove it.
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Sep 28, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
For the now
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
should have had her checked first
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Winnar
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Jimmy Rollins hates to face knuckleballs according to Gameday. So the Braves should just throw him those.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
John Smoltz coming in from the pen....
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
3-1… I like.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
bout to be 5-1
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
please be right
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
no we aren't behimd man
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Real Steel looks like a stupid movie.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
when the initial preview came out I thought it was going tobe epic... not so much anymore
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Trust me, it is
I’ve already seen the trailers often enough to see a big plot hole.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Nope.
Monopoly. Clue. Mouse Trap. I’m not joking.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
They already made Clue
And it was pretty damn good.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Remake.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Honestly could see that making a much better film
Actually, seems like the premise of Saw, just without the pretty plastic traps.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Or Operation.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Michael Bay is making a film called "Oiuja."
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR THE BIGGEST EXPLOSIONS EVER!!!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
"So we just all put our hands on it...what happens now?"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Let's try this again..........
Bourn….cut and paste!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
toe camels out on the mound again.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
I see what you did there
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Not sure if dirty joke
or just randomness…
interpret freely
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Well it can’t be joe camel, becasue cole’s face only partly resembles a penis.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
i think it wholly resembles one actually
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
you mean the 10 team?
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
thought this was blacked out on fss
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
nope
thats where im watching it, i hate espn
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
If the Mets hadnt disgraced it already
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
I think Bourn wants to go to the playoffs.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
Let's go ODARP
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by the way
anyone expect CM to pull his starters soon?
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions
they're not up by 10
why would he?
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Why? We kind of lit him up.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
true we usually do worse against the no name guys lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Bring on Whorely!
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
These Toyota Venza commercials are funny.
“I know my parents miss me. I’m their only child – except for my sister.”
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
need more runz
2 isn’t a comfortable lead against these guys. Not sure any lead is comfortable against them and the Cards are up 3-0.
"I Farted" - Me, everday
by HeyMikey on Sep 28, 2011 8:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
false
5-0
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You missed a few numbers.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Well its hard keeping up with the score and posting on here on my phone. Guess they scored two while I was posting.
"I Farted" - Me, everday
by HeyMikey on Sep 28, 2011 8:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The safety was not overturned after review
its 5-0
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh..NOW myers gets it going
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
can we rewind the universe?
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
yes
think about what you just said
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Geez, the Rays are getting blasted.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
Vidro time
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Come on Huddy…
Why does it seem like Pence bats every inning?
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Well, he’s batted every other inning.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
this is such a close game...we need some more runs dammit
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
someone you trust more?
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Maddux, Greg.
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Smoltz, John
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Glavine, Tom
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Glavine, Tom
since its not the 1st inning
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Radbourn, Old Hos
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Hoss*
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
In his defense
it is snack time.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
It’s ironic that snack time always falls at the same time bad calls are made in the field.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
the sunflowers are from Philly
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
when is it nap time?
maybe chipper can take over and win us a world series lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Give me a V!
Give me an I!
Give me a D!
Give me an R!
Give me an O!
What’s that spell? Vidro! What’s that mean? Double play!
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Not quite as sexy
but two outs always beat one
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
how does this mean double play?
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
TC Meme
Guess ya had to be there….
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You get +2 for “an R”. It annoys me when people don’t understand the a/an rule conceptually.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Or “ur”
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
there/their/they’re
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Could care less
Than/Then
irregardless
rediculous
etc
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
should of, could of is the worst
irregardless was actually added to the dictionary.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
But it means the opposite of what people think it means.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
fixing to, definately
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
fiddin to is much better
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
you win a scooby snack!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Now you get +20 for your inspiring cheer bringing about the vidro in reality.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
VIDRO!!!!!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
VIDRO!!!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
Nice turn Jack!
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Come on Ass-tros. Keep it close, at least, so LaRussa goes berserk and uses all of his relievers and the bullpen is even more shot for tomorrow.
yeah
don’t let the Cards relievers rest
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Stud?
Why yes, Huddy is
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
STFD!!!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
STFD!!!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
STFD Howard
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Epic Pwnage from Hudson
STFD HOWARD!! GO SUCK ON SOME POWERADE!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
Bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Awesome.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if he realizes how much sugar is in Powerade. He’s going to have diabetes before his current contract is up with the Phillies. Yes, I will laugh.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I just LOL’d
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Or a 5 dollar footlong.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
K!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Howdy fella! Nice of you to join us!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Just got home! May run and grab a drink to celebrate my big day ;)
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Big day?? Do tell….
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
21st Birthday =)
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Why are you able to work a keyboard? You’re doing it wrong. Get your ass to the bar and tell everyone there it is your 21st and enjoy the free drinks.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Haha its not even six!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Is TWSS?
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
No? Its a little early to go to the bar IMO
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
If you get there earlier you get the elderly crowd who are a sucker for free drinks for birthdays and such.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
You’re not a teenager anymore!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
4 - and I LOVE hearing this crowd!!!!!!!
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
It’s a playoff crowd for sure!
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Tim Hudson
I will have (more of) your babies. No homo.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Some things you just cant "no homo"...
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Question:
How much of O’Ventbrel do we see?
Huddy's going 9
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
zero cause we are going to score 8 this inning….
I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER
hopefully almost nothing
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather see O'Brel.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Lately....yeah.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Huddy’s not giving up this mound easily tonight.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
TWSS
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
+1
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
by DolphinNation on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ventbrel
"I heard that Tits was "well rounded" and his brother Cans was a "stand out." :D"
by Old Braves' Fan on Aug 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT
by BravesRaleigh on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
O'ventbrel
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
These State Farm commercials are stupid.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
*Sirens*
We need EMTs stat!!
EMTS to Minute Maid park, we have a dead ball club that needs reviving!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 28, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
NEW THREAD:
http://www.talkingchop.com/2011/9/28/2456834/braves-vs-phillies-open-thread-2
"It's not about me, it's about the team." - Martin Prado
Twitter: @scottcoleman55
fail
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
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