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Overflow Thread: Braves vs. Phillies 9/26

All business time now.  How about a runz thread?

Phillies up 3-2 going bot. 6th.

As much as I hate scoreboard watching, Astros up on the Cards, 2-1.

But just win, and all is fine for another day.

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"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

random?

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

well done Roy Hobbs

now RUNS!

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

This better work.

If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.

by BeatTehMets on Sep 26, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

PLAYOFF THREAD!!!

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Now, can we get a freaking table setter?

I don’t need speedy to get on base and steal bases…I just want SOMEONE at the top of the line-up to get on base!

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 26, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Many thanks :-)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Some hitting would be nice this half inning.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

This is going to happen

And it’s going to be glorious.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

We need a RALLY

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

THE MAGICAL GEODUCK SHALL LEAD US TO A WIN

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s nasty. Don’t do it again ;-)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it at least a good crowd?

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahah Phillies trolling us

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Lee again???

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Lee stays in. Ouch

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

How about that 75 pitch limit

by delicious_dimes on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

bullshit lying Phillies

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Amazing.

If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.

by BeatTehMets on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey hey!

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am in fear

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i will quick drinking

by unreel20 on Sep 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol i wanted to say it but my hands brain did not allow it

by unreel20 on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

To the weather channel!

If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.

by BeatTehMets on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone legitimately surprised?

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope, I figured he would stay in there.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lulz at everyone that was all STUUUTES

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

run into one again please chipper

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

almost....

danny, you run into one again. Trade places with Chipper

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

surprise surprise....

how was the one that said that the Phills are phoning it in…?

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

they would love nothing more than to keep us out of the playoffs

and with the Cards playing the worst team in baseball, we could be in trouble

James T Paulson

by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured CM was resting his guys just for our series.
Keeping us out would be a bonus to their season.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll die laughing if Lee and Hamels both get injured pitching 8 innings each this series.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would not shed a tear myself.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

OLD MAN!!!!

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

So unlucky.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright Chipper 2B… now DRIVE HIM IN

by delicious_dimes on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Love me some Grandpa....

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

nice Chipper!

Please Lord, let someone knock him (and others??) in!

by nypeach83 on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

DOUBLE

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

LARRY MAKES ME HAPPY

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

If only someone could get on base ahead of him...

He’s being wasted in the three spot.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve felt this way too lately.

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

PRADO SHOULD NOT BE BATTING 2nd

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point, AGon would make me optimistic.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a great player!

by fandave on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Mitch Williams: It’s a shame he wont get to the Hall of Fame, seeing as how he didn’t get 500 home runs.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I just saw a Blaine Boyer jersey…

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Mets fans everywhere just shot you a lot of dirty looks

by DustinSmith on Sep 26, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Extra incentive.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Uggla...

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Can’t take that pitch again.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh....la

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Good grief.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

nope, they have 166, we have 110- around league avb

have to get men on base 1st

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeez

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

What the shit. Why is Rollins playing that far back. Ugh.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN'T!

Why can every team play amazing defense except the Braves? :(

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

we play good defense ?

by unreel20 on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said “amazing”….ALL THE DAMN TIME (when playing the Braves)

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the world and all its inhabitants!

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

dammmm

at least they will hopefully pull lee now ?

by unreel20 on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

doubt it

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEAH PLAYOFFS...!

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone wanna tell me

What happened to this 80 pitch count for Lee?

by drumzalicious on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

It was never true.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

still though, if you were the Phillies, would you rather face the red hot Cardinals

or the Diamondbacks… to me it seems obvious to tank this series

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know why anyone was passing that around.

I figured if they Phillies had a lead, they would leave him in just to kill the Braves season.

by Nabb1 on Sep 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper will make them pay next at bat.

You can see how mad he is.

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

1-for-6 with RISP

This team’s RISP futility makes me want to cry :(

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

With fewer and fewer innings to get ahead, though.

by nypeach83 on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

and in the midst of a monumental collapse when the team behind us

is playing the worst team in baseball

we should have won this wild card 2 weeks ago, so sorry if we are a bit tense about it.

James T Paulson

by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok guys,

This is still a one-run game. And if there’s anything our offense has done marginally well lately it’s hit solo hrs. We can still tie this up and then win. Our BP just needs to keep it in reach.

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahaha – the Cowboys suck.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah...

just what we need….

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

And Chipper is hurt

Give me a freakin’ break.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

well thats good news.. in other news we still suck at hitting

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least Lee is out.

Let’s get some damn runs already!

by Aaron Meier on Sep 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

This just in.....

Carlos Marmol will be pitching the 9th for the Astros.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Chipper is hurt

"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama

by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

crap.

At least he’s still playing. At this point though I think the leg would have to fall off for him not to.

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

STL 1, HOU 4 - BOT 4

Matt Downs two-run homer. 0 out.

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

EOF back out for a 2nd inning, btw.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

WILL SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW CHIPPER GOT HURT? IS HE OKAY

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Running bases, is still playing the field.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rounding third

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meteor

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES

he’s old

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sprained labia.

/Just kidding. Chipper is still one of my favorite players.

by Nabb1 on Sep 26, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old man

The only one who can hit, is hurt. Bodes well for us.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

But he hustles and clearly tries 100% 100% of the time.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never said perfect, just said that nothing was really sacrificed between he and Heyward.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it really is. Heyward is superior in every way – and it’s not even close.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not true.

Diaz is probably a much better crazy white guy dancer than Heyward.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably a better gardener, too.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is just false

heyward’s range >>>> Diaz

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ve been over all of this already, not worth bringing back up. I see what I see and make opinions accordingly. I’ve stated those, you disagree, we move on..

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, Downs got a hold of that ball.

by delicious_dimes on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

bc heyward coming in would make some sense

though they could loogy us in the bottom of the inning if we put him in now

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolz. sad.

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves can clinch if Cardinals Phillies lose 3 games in the row

by ducheneaux13 on Sep 26, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

2, not 3.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

The Astros can win it for us, since we apparently can’t.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I would gladly give Chipper any part of my body

whatever he needs, whatever he just hurt, take mine!

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking that but I’m waiting on ACL surgery, so it’s better that you donate.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indoor soccer

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the worst part?

It’s the second time. I got my left knee a few years ago.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tore my ACL playing b-ball. I tell people it’s when I came down from dunking on someone. Truth is, I was back-peddling on a fast-break and leg twisted and I crumpled to the ground.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both mine were non contact.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

thankfully… no fucking way haha

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god please dont talk like that and you know it will be wilson dont give us nightmares

by unreel20 on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would rather have Wilson at third defense wise Prado has been horrible at 3rd defensively

by unreel20 on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Chipper is still in the game?

Any update from broadcasters? Gamecast kills me.

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

He is in, just looking gimpy

"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama

by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gimpy? He looks hobbled.

by Nabb1 on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

crippled

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really

Wonder how a hover-round would do in the dirt.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that our first K tonight?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I was afraid so. :-)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pence

Should take over as the Geico caveman spokesman…

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Pence

should go fornicate himself with an iron fork.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok,

I lol’d heartily, I admit.

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not mine

but thank you.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, they are irritating enough already.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like “If they don’t win it’s the same.” Sorry, sorry. If I didn’t think they had a chance to do this, I wouldn’t be here.

by Nabb1 on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves MVP

Wandy Rodriguez.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

He would be the Cardinals MVP.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

GTFO →

(jk)

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on guys start to hit the fukn ball

by cali viking on Sep 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ON...!

COME ON DAMMIT… COME ON…! COME ON…!

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

3 innings to potentially push the Cards on the brink if the Astros score holds.
 
Score some runs or you bozos don’t belong playing in October.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

RUNZZZZZZZ PLZZZZ

"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White

by Beachy Keen on Sep 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Big Rally. Win Game.

by fandave on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

PEMO, if you are reading this, show this to everyone in the dugout right now!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sODWrEHPZFY

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

This time a million

"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama

by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Savery went to my HS, was good friends with my brother.

Failed pitcher turned DH, turned pitcher again.

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh good, Phillies are bringing in some random guy.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

We're good at making new guys look like Justin Verlander

"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White

by Beachy Keen on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Random Guy > TBD > PTBNL.

Can we haz Cash in the game?!

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

;-)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even Fredi can’t ruin our night if we have CASH!

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

O'Flaherty's ERA is now 0.99

We’re facing a guy who converted to pitcher in the minors… this year

by another simpsons avatar on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

No, he was a pitcher, then a dh, then back to pitcher.

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

read first comment in first game thread

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

no name lefty

1-2-3 inning

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh great.

We’ve got a “great story” on our hands…

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That John Denver song

Doesn’t. Help. Anything.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF on a diff note Ozzie G to the marlins ?

by cali viking on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve actually been calling that one all year. Along with La Russa to the White Sox..

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

back

update?

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, maybe this one is better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DooPFA5jO9Q&feature=related

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

You sir are a bucket full of fail

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go on…?

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is that link?

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eastbound and Down.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You never fail to make things go over my head. Catch season premiers of Office and P/R?

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

DVR’d both, watched PnR – was extremely disappointed.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto. Office did much better

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe see some pitches? See if dude can throw strikes?

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

should have PH with Ross

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus, Mac...

"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama

by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

BMac’s at bats are just painful to watch these days.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

So are Prado’s and Heyward’s….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward is doing slightly better

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, using a LOOGY in this game? Really?

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

No, I’d just try to get everyone rested for the playoffs.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

These days, pitching against us = rest.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going for the kill. Although, if the Phillies do knock the Braves out, they would get the wild card winner instead of Arizona or Milwaukee. Not sure I’d want to go with the hot hand, but still. Either that, or they are just vindictive dickwads.

by Nabb1 on Sep 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Mac forgot how to hit

by cali viking on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

loogy out, heyward in

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

An oblique injury.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's been awful since coming back off the DL

it appears he rushed back far too soon

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Injury, bad luck, bad eyes

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have to put in Heyward now

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

That's it?

Manuel is really trying for the win here. Damn, those guys must really, really hate the Braves.

by Nabb1 on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you really, really just figure that out?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I am aware of that. Just a little surprised he would dip that deeply into the bullpen for what is really a meaningless game for them. I expect them to play to win.

by Nabb1 on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mac

I haven’t heard an F-bomb on TV since he started sucking wind. Coincidence?

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

This makes no fucking sense. I cannot believe this. After all the stupid shit that Fredi has done, I am still just stunned.

by another simpsons avatar on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This 1-run deficit feels completely insurmountable

I don’t think prado or mccann have hit a ball hard when it mattered in 6 years

by bdr9977 on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Fredi, are you even trying to win this game?

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Diaz staying it. It doesn’t matter if he does anything. This is just a bewildering decision.

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Um, when did Heyward become white and hit righty?

"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama

by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

welp...

i guess nothing works…. not even naked posting….

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Rally plz

"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White

by Beachy Keen on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Ral-ly Cup-Guy
Clap clap clap-clap-clap

by Nuinitari on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have faith in Diaz.

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Fredi aware that Diaz does not hit RHP all that well?

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

or lefties that well. His OPS for the Braves so far this year is below .600

by another simpsons avatar on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then we can PH Heyward later.

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Call him out Joe!

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Absolutely bizarre. Can improve the offense and the defense with one decision.

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

obvious statement is obvious

even to Joe

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wasn't on here 30 mins ago but...

can anyone tell me why the F Fredi brought in martinez for the 3rd time in 4 games? What a retard…if I could bet a million dollars that the Braves would never get a hit with RISP i’d be a gazillionaire.

by bdr9977 on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded no out for Cards...

"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama

by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

wpf is the designated TC Cardinals updater

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoops, my bad

"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama

by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's all good

just don’t need 14 people all posting the same thing

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait and see

how they score 3 runs on that… just like us…!

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Furcal reaches on an astrohit.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course it hangs up in the air for Pence…

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

good at bat.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

worth nothing

out is an out, and we’re running out of them

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s worth a nickel, congratulations

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS IS SO DEPRESSING I NEED CAPS LOCK TO SHOW HOW DEPRESSED I AM.

sigh

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

We’re playing right at ’em ball tonight so far.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

You have to tip your cap…

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ump squeezing Wandy. Pitch 3 was a strike (called a ball).

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

In play

run(s)

FTS.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least that was a vidro

by LEastCoastBears on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a baseball fan

and a Red Sox hater, I kind of do.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

im not even watching anymore...

i switched to Bos-Bal…

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Cards GIDP, 4-2, guy on third 2 outs

"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White

by Beachy Keen on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t even hit random lefty guy and Stutes.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

too be fair… we can NEVER hit random lefty guy

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

This team couldn't hit

the man on the grassy knoll.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pathetic.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

geez

lame lame lame

James T Paulson

by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Alex can’t believe he struck out.

You’d think he would be over this much shock by now. lol

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

heyward better lead off the 8th

but if he does, they’ll just put in Bastardo and loogy us again

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s why leaving in Diaz was so freaking bizarre. They just pulled the LHP. Unlikely, though possible, that they were going to put in 2 LHP back to back. Plus Heyward can remain in the game for defense and additional PAs.

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose if he does lead off

and we go 1-2-3, we could put the pitcher in the 2 spot and take out prado… not a wise move though

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the bottom of the 9th

If we lose, are losing, it will happen.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our crowd should stfu. They can’t even fill the stadium for the most important series of the year against a hated division rival.

by delicious_dimes on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have a hard time attacking fans who aren’t at turner field when im not there either… whether i live in los angeles or not

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a MONDAY night.

This is foozball country.

Turner field is in a bad location, bad transportation, no bars, NOTHING around Turner field to do except get into trouble and the game.

Lay-off the crowd size. >geez<

I think the post from last year (or earlier this year) needs to be resurrected (it was a beautiful piece on why attendance is so low.

Having the last series (the most important one) during the start of a work week is ridiculous.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the Phillies and I hate their fans… but they would be going fucking insane if our situations were reversed right now. Maybe you don’t think that gives the team a lift but I wholeheartedly disagree. I’m tired of our lame fans year after year not being able to sell out playoff atmosphere games for a super young, super exciting team.

by delicious_dimes on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we are losing game 3 with it all on the line… They won’t be Braves fans if they don’t boo

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell atleast the cards only got 1

by cali viking on Sep 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Huge Fail by the Cards

Bases loaded, 0 outs.

Freese GIDP’s, Pujols K’s.

4-2.

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

We would’ve scored zero.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least they can get a run in that situation...

"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama

by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

we couldn’t even do that…!

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Braves...

i love you… but is not you… it´s me… i guess, this is not working out for us.. i mean… i´m really sorry….

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I just want Chipper to see the ball one more time.

PREFERABLY with a man on.

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

He may need a crutch

But I’d still rather see him batting than Mac, et al.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was really hoping EOF’s spot had come up that inning to see if Fredi would have sent him out there to hit.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is ’Stros closer? Anyone but Marmol is cool.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

WHO?! :o

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAGNER

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worse, Melancon.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha...

even Marmol would manage to turn things against us…..

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok JV

let’s not give them anything more, yes?

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

STFD

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

STFD Howard

THAT is the JV I have been missing for weeks!

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Ordinarily, I’d kind of like to see JV get a couple more days off, but no way to do that now.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Stros leave Wandy in to bat

isnt he a pretty good hitting pitcher?

James T Paulson

by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Good call, leadoff double!

"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama

by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate dicktorino

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Words cannot describe how much I hate that asshat

"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama

by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

SERIOUSLY... please someone answer me...

ARE WE GONNA SCORE A RUN EVER AGAIN….? i mean i have a better shot at winning the Lottery…

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

mmm...

i know the will score at some point after i´m dead… but i mean this year….

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doubt it.

These guys are scoring less than I did in college.

by Nabb1 on Sep 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need more context to figure out what that means.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yaay! As long as the Astros keep winning, the Braves can lose their way into the NLDS!

by bloodgimp on Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

just like we planned!

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Victorino.

I know I was raised to not “hate” anyone, but sorry, Mom, you just don’t know how much of a d*ckwad Victorino is.

by Nabb1 on Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

go to your room right now !!!!

by unreel20 on Sep 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’M 39 YEARS OLD YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

by Nabb1 on Sep 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wandy Rodriguez just doubled

"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White

by Beachy Keen on Sep 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck victorino !!!!!!!!!!!!

by cali viking on Sep 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Why can we never get him out?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s insanely fast and he has an extra dose of PhillyLuck™.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some kind of deal with the devil I imagine

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

huge potential run on 2nd

as bad as we’ve been on offense, I don’t know if we can come back from down 2… even 1 seems almost impossible right now

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

L@@K – they don’t swing at crap pitches.

Imagine that.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Victorino

Give credit where it’s due. If he played for us we’d have two hitters.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

This

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he played for us, I'd wait until his departure to watch this team.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So depressing.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BRAVES BASEBALL........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

See that?

That’s how you play baseball.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, crappy grounders to score runs!

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

FVCK!

same players and another run

by joshant on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

2 pitches hit that were right down the damn middle

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Why call for the fastball there?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

doesn't matter what the pitch is

when you throw it right down the damn middle

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crapola

Venters, you started off so well…

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Venters is not happy…

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

he shouldn't be

2 shitty pitches cost us another run

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Astros are pulling a Braves—about to strand a leadoff double on second.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

The Braves would find a way to strand a leadoff HR on second.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s a rally?
Love,
The Braves

by bloodgimp on Sep 26, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

PEACE EVERYONE...

see ya all next season….. (and by that i mean tomorrow, because i´m a stupid masochist)…..

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

His arm is dead from overuse.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

false

he’s still throwing hard. just no longer hitting his spots, or getting away with missing his spots

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fatigue doesn't kill velocity

It kills command.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Odds of scoring 3 more runs in this ballgame are pretty low.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

and been going lower at an exponential rate this september

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who wants to be cheered up

Great song with a video that will leave you speechless
Vampire Weekend-White Sky. Guaranteed to cheer you up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaTgDgCSh-w

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I just don't understand.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, gonna try another Rally approach:

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t know if it will work…

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET VENTERS HIT

Can’t be worse than anyone else.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

The Phillies are loving this

They are pulling out all the stops just to screw us.

"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama

by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Did anyone doubt they wouldn’t?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can't get mad at them for playing the game the right way

this is all on the braves epic fail of a September

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

COME ON ASSHOLES...!

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t get it but that’s awesome.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmm..

rally?

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh

Lack of RUNZ killing my brain.

I’ll be quiet now.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rally road race I would assume.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does that guy hate that tree so much?

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking genius

down by 2 and we put in hinske…. we need baserunners you fucking idiot

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Diaz > Constanza > Hinske > ? > Heyward (.387 OBP in September)

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

underuse when constanza came up has rendered him ineffective

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Annnnd we keep swinging at pitches in the dirt.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

really

swing at everything…. really…?

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

here comes the strikeout

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

There goes that “stat” of when Braves score first.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

not true.

“When the Braves score first, the Devil has to put on his sweater.”

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

If i could mortgage my house

and bet it all on the braves not scoring to return 1% i would run to make that bet

by bdr9977 on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

wow... im so surprised....

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Chip

“It’s only a two-run game”. He hasn’t been paying attention…

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

When does he?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOW dang pitch.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

it was a strike

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep swinging your purse bourn

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s time for the top of this lineup to actually do something. I’m looking at you, Bourne and Martin!

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

*Bourn

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

im not counting on it

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bourn really needs to get on base at least once this game.

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

another strikeout...

this game is so predictable…

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

You guys did a great job..

of reminding me why I don’t watch games with the thread anymore. So overly dramatic and pessimistic…Does anyone ever say anything positive?

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

why..?

is there a reason for it…?

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely. It sounds less “bitch and moaning” and more encouraging.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please, enlighten me.

What could there be to say that is positive?

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 game up with 3 to go and Cardinals losing.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as bad as Red Sox. :)

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually… about the same

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their payroll >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ours

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ve still done everything possible to insure we don’t play in October. Payroll is irrelevant. The point is that we both had our very talented teams on the field and have screwed the proverbial pooch.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you spend as much money as the Red Sox and you collapse like this, I’ll say that’s more impressive (depressing) than our collapse.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see your point, but if we follow that logic somehow a WS victory would be less meaningful as a result of payroll.

If you want to extend that logic, higher payroll would mean more talent, and the idea would be that the more talented team should do better. If that’s the logic then you must consider that the Red Sox have been scuffling against much better teams than the Braves. The Braves have screwed themselves with sucky teams lately while the Sox have played the Rays and the Yanks. So in that sense the Braves collapse is much worse because you would expect the talent disparity between the Braves and the Marlins/Mets/Nationals would mean more expected wins than the Sox against the Yanks/Orioles/Rays

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Higher payroll (usually) does mean more talent. More talented teams (usually) do better.

What’s the problem?

Sure the Red Sox have played against (what one would consider) tougher opponents but the Marlins/Mets/gNats have HUSSTLE and HEART! #Eckstein.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really like the fonts everyone types in.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes they do, and have for most of the year. Hell we were optimistic earlier. But if you kick a dog enough times they will understand to stay away from your foot.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

IMO the only positive things to say at this point are along the lines of “well we had a great year, til this last month”, and that itself is quite negative.

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I share your view.

by fandave on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tend to think being positive is generally good, but not if you really have to struggle to force it. We’re all just really frustrated.

by Shocked on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, this offense is equally likely to score in a downpour rather than a drizzle.

Bad news, neither are very likely.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

A WALK!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice walk Bourn!

"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White

by Beachy Keen on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s a start!

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

There we go Bourne. Nice AB

by delicious_dimes on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

A baserunner? WTF?

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

HR scores Bourn.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bourn

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey a walk!

Now let’s bring him home!

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Strike????

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck off cb bucknor

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Finally someone at the top of the order reaches base

I just hope Chipper can still hit.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I have little confidence in Prado here. :(

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

No DP, no DP, no DP!!!

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

we can't buy one

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn’t Chipper own Lidge?

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Not with a crippled leg

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

do not get excited....

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Detroit beat up Cleveland 14-0

Is it still legal to score that many runs? The braves should look into that.

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

PRADO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Odarp!

"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White

by Beachy Keen on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Bourn not on 3rd?!?!??!?!?!

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, that thing that Prado always tries to do actually worked for once.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

come on Old Man

time for a Kirk Gibson moment

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

damn you chip stealing my idea

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

HELL YES!

THIS IS OUR CHANCE BOYS!

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG an AstroHit for us!

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Pradoswag...yeah.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Please have something left, Chipper.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

And the strike zone is already fucking with him.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, it’s a rally!

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

We got

Our one hit for the inning. Wheeee!

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

dear Bizarros... do not get excited....

they’re just trolling with you… remember how many they have broken your heart.. do not get excited….

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

So to add some humor to this evening, some outrageously hot guy just rode his bike straight into a steel pole right outside my window, saw the whole thing

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my God. How was that not a strike?

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

not over the plate

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

son of a.........................................

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

He wants to know what he has to do with any of this.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m expecting a mass suicide right now.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper just trolled us.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper limping around after running down the line.

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Shut up

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper, hurting ran his ass off to try and get to 1st there.

HE’s giving it all he’s got tonight.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I love that man.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

How appropriate.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Here’s hoping the Astros hang on.

by nypeach83 on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

GIDP

And Chipper wins the 100-yard mosey to first! Ding, ding ding!

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

chipper shoulda taken himself out of the game earlier. he couldn't field that ball

and he’s clearly a liability out there running the bases, and can’t even finish his swing.

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

he has 2 hits, go jump off a bridge

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by 15ks on Sep 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

screw off.

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i knew it....

it´s time to move on and accept reality…. WE FU$%##G SUCK….

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

If we do somehow stumble ass-backwards into the playoffs...

My God, the Brewers are going to hammer us.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Worth pointing out that the best player for all of September probably won’t get a PA this game.

And the Braves best reliever apparently won’t pitch either. Send in the rookie ROOGY instead.

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

just like the series in Philly in early sept

where Kimbrel didn’t pitch an inning in that series

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohh shut up...

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I only have a vague idea of this winning, but remembering that other teams do it makes me angry.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome check this out....on the philly broadcast...I live in philly and am forced to listen to these guys....

Brad lidge had 18 oppurtunities to get a double play this year…and had ZERO doubleplays and guess what….we ground in a god damn double play. AMAZING!!!

by supyoscn on Sep 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Piss off

He homered and hit a ground rule double earlier, and he’s playing on a bad leg and limping badly. Not to mention he’s a hall of famer. You’re the worst.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

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by 15ks on Sep 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up and leave.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least we’re consistent

by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to school with the guy pitching for the Cardinals right now

I love the kid, but I hope he gets rocked

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's from Dalton.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I played baseball AGAINST Kyle Davies.

We lost.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I met the man that met Andy Griffith

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

And who shot Liberty Valence

He was the greatest of them all.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

prediction: less than 5 people here got that reference

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by 15ks on Sep 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know the man who met Andy Griffith. The man who met Andy Griffith is a good friend of mine. You sir are no man who met Andy Griffith.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw a movie with Andy Griffith (can’t remember the name) where he plays a radio broadcaster and is an all around asshole….

“Face in the Dark” I think it is?

Good movie.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I pitched against Prince Fielder. He couldn’t hit my changeup. I’m pretty sure he could now, though…

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

that saved the whole season…

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

cue the solo HR

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Astros. Score some more. 2 ain’t enough in your kiddie league ballpark.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t understand why we can’t win. I just don’t.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

But you’ve watched this game, right? It’s really clear to me.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

God is clearly William Tecumseh Sherman.

And he still hates Atlanta.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Each game requires special criteria for winning, sometimes it’s overwhelming offense sometimes it’s pitching. Whatever it is, we have recently failed in doing so. Not to mention that other teams have had good luck and we have had bad luck. That combined with what appears to be apathy/communicable comas is what happened.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Heyward still on our team?

Are we good enough to just have him riding the pine?

by biggjoe404 on Sep 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

If anyone reaches I assume he will finally go in for Diaz, but anything could happen at this point

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward is chilling with Kawakami.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

good inning for Varvaro

somehow find a way to at least tie it

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job for Varvaro.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Heartbroken that Chipper GIDPd....

Baseball isn’t fair sometimes.

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Good inning Varvaro

Gut-check time offense. Just need 2 to tie.

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Huh.

I actually thought the game was over already. These comments are more depressing than I realized.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Atlanta de la Mierda

Por favor acuestame contento….

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Atlanta of the Shit

Please put me to bed happy

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

trying everything at this point….

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go back-to-back-to-back here.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Sep 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

We need Glaus and Nate McLouth!

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

in other news...

Mets are losing….

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Braves... get some... Marbles!!!

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

wow....

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

RALLY!

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

they really should have put in a defensive replacement for him

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double and Chip sounding astonished

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Wandy about to melt down again.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

LET THERE BE LIFE!!!

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Here, I'll just tell you the sequence of what's about to happen.

Strikeout, groundout to 2nd advancing Uggla, pop fly to end it.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

why don’t you just be a Phillies fan and make you’re Braves hating easier..

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry, I'm just so jaded after this past month.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely understand the frustration. Just hate the negativity…

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

1/3 of the way there!

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok... again...

DO NOT GET EXCITED PEOPLE….. YOU KNOW WHAT WE´RE CAPABLE OF….

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Freeman – get #22 in honor of your roommate

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Good eye? For Christ's sake, Chip, that was right down the middle.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

crap,,,, please Braves....

don’t do this…

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

So. THIS is why they were showing McCann’s walkoff earlier..

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey-oh!

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

base hit ball 4

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

A walk is almost as good as a HR

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Cards 2nd and 3rd 1 out

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Really Astros? You have no one better in your ’pen than tired Wandy?

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I really don’t think so.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh....

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

HR or Bust

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

remember when mac used to hit home runs….

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Those were the good old days….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was chipper.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

J/k

I read mac as “we” dunno what happened there.

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the AB that McCann gets hot.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Go the other way Mac

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Home run

tie game

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

This. Will. Happen.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's try this: Please

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Pathetic

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Another K on a ball.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Heyward!

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

this is just funny know...

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh boy, Heyward.

4-3 to end it. Calling my shot.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

3-U

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, 3U. Close enough.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I WANT THE TRUCK

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by 15ks on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

groundball to second to end the game....

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Jason!!!

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

LOLoffense fucks us again

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh boy. Time to cheer for some other team rather than the Braves again, in the hopes that they might actually win.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

So, Chipper and Uggla need to hit 1-8…

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Actaully, no. Worst possible scenario, we are tied for the Wild Card.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prado is hurting us worse than McCann.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

false

McCann, then Bourn, then Prado…..

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

McCann and Bourn are valuable on defense.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

defense is not our issue

in a vacuum, you are correct. However scoring runs is our biggest issue and they are the biggest hindrance to us scoring right now

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that having a guy who’s hit as bad as Prado has hit all season constantly in the 2-spot is a bigger hinderance to scoring runs than having the best C in baseball hit 5/6 even during a 2 month skid.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

it doesn't matter where you put them if everyone isn't hitting

we’ve got 2 people hitting… that is the problem. If it was only Prado and Mac struggling, your point would make more sense

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

My point makes perfect sense when you are directly comparing two guys and trying to say who has hurt the team worse – the guy getting the most ABs.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT'S PRETTY BALLSY

TO TYPE THAT SHIT OR SUGGEST FIRING PROPLE WHO HAVE NO CLUE WHO YOU ARE. HUGE STONES THERE.

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by J Tadpole on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ball. Fucking, Game.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

This is depressing.

If anyone knocks baseball I get upset, because I think it's a wonderful life.

by BeatTehMets on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

So, with #100 in the bag for them- will we find a way to win a damn game soon?

Once again Victorino our nemesis.

Well, and lack of hitting.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

GOTTA TIP YOUR CAP TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/Fredi’d

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Season....

and to that guy who said why all the sad comments…. here you go my good friend…….

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Is anyone else worried Chipper won't be able to play tomorrow?

That would kill our nonexistent offense even more.

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by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

He really looked hurt. I’m worried.

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by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see how angry he looked in the dugout?

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by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he stayed in that game, he will play tomorrow.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

very the season is done with him out of it prob done with him in it

by unreel20 on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

They've flat out forgotten how to win.

You can see it in the body language. This is terrible.

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

with fans like these who needs rivals?

i still believe, lets split the next 2 and win a one game playoff

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by 15ks on Sep 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to win the next 2 and just eliminate the cardinals.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

sold

just highlighting how much hope these really is. in all likelihood we dont even need to win the last 2, just one of them to get one shot

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by 15ks on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

there*

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by 15ks on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fredi Gonzalez SUCKS

It has to be him.

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!!

by HalleyGator on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

the cardinals know we lost...

cue the game tying single……

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Cardinals 2nd and 3rd with 1 out...

Our crappy lucky team *WAS* better than your good unlucky team.

by Richard R on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

two outs.

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

and to think, after scoring 2 in the first 2 innings against lee

we’d go out and shit the bed the rest of the game. no one is surprised

by Stephen M on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

What does it even matter if we make the playoffs?

We are going to get absolutely pounded even if we do stumble in. Milwaukee’s offense versus our pitching? Ouch. Our offense wouldn’t be scoring much either.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Realists gonna be real.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because they don’t award any teams a ring for regular season performance.

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOU gets a huge 2nd out with runners on 2nd and 3rd.

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ON ASTROS!!!!

HOLD THAT LEAD

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!!

by HalleyGator on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

2 outs after a ground out to pitcher

by DustinSmith on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

cue the double…

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

In play, out(s)

Come on Wilton Lopez, whoever you are

by biggjoe404 on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

For what it's worth, i'm not scared of the Brewers or Diamondbacks.

Just the Phillies and Cardinals, haha

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by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

3-R PH HR

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by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

You STFU

I’m reverse jinx’ing it.

Dang…

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by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

My bad. Should’ve put (I predict) in front of it.

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by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

No problem…but my heart sank when I saw it.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

From the lowest of the low to the highest of the high!

(it worked, ’Stros got out of the jam)

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by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

prob just gonna stay here

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

To each his own. I think Kudzu joined me.

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by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got both open still, which ever one…

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll just stay here since it’s the non-Mauer thread :-)

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by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the hell happened to this team?!?!?!

I don’t even have the words to describe how I’m feeling right now…..

by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

i do

numb… i know i want them to win, but.. i´m always expecting a loss….

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOU out of the jam

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH!

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by 15ks on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the Red Sox are a little worse

But they both suck in their own special way.

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by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Has a team ever been swept into the playoffs with a 1 game lead going into last series?

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by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm from Houston.

I will go the Cardinals/Astros game wednesday if it comes down to it.

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by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

You're all in.

I like that.

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by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He WILL win.

I guarantee it.

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by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said. He’s going to win and Cards will lose and we’re in.

Bank on it.

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by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Furcal is injured…that’s good for us.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

What happened? Will he be in tomorrow?

by StapleGun on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S TRADE FOR JB SHUCK!

WOO

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by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Situational hitting fail again
We didn’t even move the runners over in the 8th and 9th

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by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah these names sound like they came from a name generator or something

by biggjoe404 on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

/leonunez’d

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://rubberducky.org/cgi-bin/chomsky.pl

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by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

shuck:

an outer covering suck as a husk or pod, esp. the husk of an ear of corn

Twitter: @TAlmeyda

by TonyAlmeyda on Sep 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

If 'stros hold on..

at least we still control our own destiny. Win both games, we’re in.

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

We haven’t been controlling our destiny very well lately.

by StapleGun on Sep 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

If our destiny is failure, yes we have.

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it isn't, so, yeah....

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

If our Destiny

is a stripper, then give her some space and let her work.

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure haven’t. But tomorrow is a new, and hopefully better day.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

This has become so bad that I’ve started to forget what winning consistently feels like. What I do know has come from scoreboard watching the Cardinals. Something needs to happen soon. We have such talent, that I can’t even believe that Fredi and Parrish are causing all of our worries. Our problems are almost too deep to have such an obvious explanation. While I think they have exacerbated these factors, I think luck and really bad performance (like career bad years for several key pieces, and beyond that RISP futility.

The thing is though that baseball is a sport built in part on balance. Surely the switch has to be flipped right? right?

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

But this team doesn’t suck this bad. Hardly any team sucks this bad, and most of those teams are supposed to suck and are playing to their talent level. This team is absurdly talented and is really underachieving. Unless they are all broken (and I’m not sure if you can be broken just n a RISP capacity) then they are bound to start playing well. But you are right, tiny amount of time left…

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 outs...

can the stros pull it off….?

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

“Pull it off” sounds so dirty.

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by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lately the Cards being down by 2 late has been a lot like the Cards being up 3 in the ninth.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols, Holliday, Berkman.

ASTROS need to get out of this unscathed, or giving up only one run.

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by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Tip the cap comments in 3,2,1....

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by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Done

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

yo should tip it.. to Victorino.. i mean he´s such a great baseball player….

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many caps does that man have

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

pujols leadoff single.... it begins....

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

“This is not a sport where you have a gameplan”… Fredi

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by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that an actual quote? That makes me sad.

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watched him say it post-game interview just now.

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by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This explain Linebrink warming up in the 4th and Diaz staying in against a RHP. He didn’t really have a plan when those situations came up.

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright I’ve been really negative on Fredi all season (note that I posted something critical of Fredi either at the beginning of the season or pre-season) and I hope even the loyalists are with me now.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t have the luxury of making those decisions. So while he’s got a Braves uni on, he’s my coach, for better or worse…

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean I don’t wish him failure because that would mean that the Braves have failed. But he is a terrible manager, just terrible. And you should be the exact person to have an opinion, if not who else? That’s part of being a fan, and to be honest the Braves should at least be aware that the fans feel a certain way (hopefully they have the acumen to realize the same problems themselves)

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I were Wren, I'd walk down to his office and fire him right now

Bobby, get us thru these last 2 games

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gonna rewind and get the entire quote…

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by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quote when asked about his approach with pitching etc...and Oswalt coming up.

Tomorrow, asked if your starter will have a short leash?

“Well, we’ll see, we’ll play it, this is not a sport where you have a game plan…you gotta see how everything develops.”

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

that second part saves him at least a LITTLE bit. He’s still completely wrong, but now I at least think I knew what he meant…

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

dangerous trying to go into FG's mind

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, until I read the word “sport”. Then, it almost makes you think it’s his approach.
Reactionary instead of pro-active.

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by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point. I hear La Russa is a free agent after this season…

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh

WTF Bobby?! Why did you leave us with this nimrod?!

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOLbraves with their LOLseason…..

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Rays and Red Sox now tied..

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday walks. 2 on, 0 out

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I am going to get so shit faced if the Astros lose. I’m already pissed to all fucknuts over our hitting approach.

Freddi must go. I don’t care if we win the WS. He must go.

by crimsonqueen9 on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday walks

1st and 2nd with 0 outs. Berkman up.

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Cards 2 on no outs....

look how a PLAYOFF TEAM performs……

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

dude...

i really envy you… i honestly do… i wish i could be like you…… honest…

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

CARDS WANT IT

WE DONT

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!!

by HalleyGator on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

i swear...

if he astros lose this one… i´m done for the season…..

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Lance Berkman is about to stick it to his old team and us all at once here

I Have A Feeling
/Fredi’d

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope.

Wesley Wright is a BEAST.

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by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

we'll see.

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

cue the 3 run HR to the stupid train...

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

cards stros on mlb network right now

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking double steal

you gotta be shitting me

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit

double steal successful

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd and 3rd no outs....

TAKE NOTES BRAVES…..

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

we don’t have Lance Berkman, last I checked…

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols just stole third

WUT

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

wow.

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

well guys...

looks like there’s going to be one more tie in the WC tonight…

by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

of course

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

EFFFF

In play, Run(s)

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKING DONE....

FUCK THIS SEASON…. SEE YA ALL NEXT YEAR… if i´m not banned by then….

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

IT'S OVER

who do we get rid of this offseason??

by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

We need someone who can turn Heyward around and get him back on track.

Heyward playing poorly for the whole season has been the biggest key to our demise, unfortunately.

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

.387 OBP in September. And he’s having a better year than Prado, who continues to flounder daily in a premium batting order spot. The biggest key to the demise are the losses to the Cardinals.

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

His OBP is high because he’s been batting 8th

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

/McLouth'd

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a claim that is made a lot and is never supported with data. Walks and strikeouts are higher in the 8th spot because more pitches are thrown out of the zone. A hitter with a very good batting eye can take advantage of that.

And the point about Prado stands. He’s been worse for the entire season.

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper.

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa, whoa, whoa. I don’t mean get rid of him. I meant for hitting coach and turning Heywards swing around…

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He will stay.

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coaching staff. Only holes that I can see. I wouldn’t change players at all.

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, except for getting Lowe’s salary off the books. You get that $15 mil off, Kawakami’s $6 mil, and whatever is owed to Nate… that’s a lot of money we can throw somewhere..

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey look, a team that can actually hit the ball!

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

QUESTION...

to all the optimists out there….. is there any chance the Braves will be playing on saturday…?

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure....

im just letting it all out tonight… because i honestly don´t care anymore….

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do what you have to do, I’m not a cop.

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

About a 45% chance

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

that may be the percentages based on past history

but based on opponents, I put it at about 15-20%

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll say “yes” but my heart and gut say no.

Thank goodness for Fallout New Vegas and Tiger Woods ’12.

G’night ya’ll.

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

why does every bullpen choke it to the cardinals?

yeah they are a good hitting team, but between marmol handing them a saturday’s game and tonight letting pujols steal third on you it’s pathetic

by Stephen M on Sep 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

And ours, too.

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha...

you just wait….

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT? Someone tell me these pitches are not where they are on gameday…. last two right down Peachtree called balls

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

the guy threw 3 strikes and walked Molina.... what a fucking joke

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Lord. I tried to grab a screenshot but was too slow. Damnit!

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitches 2-4 were strikes (all called balls)

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

by Sir Veza on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watching the game on TV, pitches 2 3 and 4 should have all been strikes.

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ozzie to the Marlins?

/trollface.jpg

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Give him 5 months before Loria fires him for… well he doesn’t really need a reason

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

theriot sac bunt coming up

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm a fairly optimistic guy...

and I will root hard for the Braves if they make it, but they absolutely do no deserve the playoffs and I now am hoping they do not make it.

Sometimes you learn more from losing than winning.

by Timothy Burkhardt on Sep 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

wow. that’s about the most ridiculous thing i’ve ever heard.

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about this one:

The Braves will give up 9 games in the final month of the season and miss the playoffs.

by Timothy Burkhardt on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Much better than

" and I now am hoping they lose"

Chopmaster: my link is my dad who has watched the braves since I don’t know. he’s 56.

by austinhb on Sep 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's baseball, it happens.

and they can get swept, still make it in, catch fire and win the whole damn thing. That’s why they play the games. I am a Braves fan, therefore I will support them through anything. You seem about as fair-weathered as it gets…

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

yup.

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's all a ploy by Selig

to generate buzz going into the postseason so people don’t automatically shift to 100% football.

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Gentlemen, it’s been a pleasure serving with you.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Like the Captain said, nice and cheery so there’s no panic.

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Women and children first

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

But the Captain always goes down with his ship

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

2011 Atlanta Braves

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No no no...

you got it all wrong. That is the 2010 Atlanta Braves. This is our version:

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Titanic II

This time it’s personal.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

One hundred years later….
Lightning Strikes Twice.

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's assuming the Captain has a sense of honor

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on 'Stros!

One more out please! (and then three)

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW. Incredible out

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

He was out by an inch. Incredible

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU GOD!

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, it’s tied, which means the Cardinals are up by 5.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHEW

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Braves:

"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White

by Beachy Keen on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Yea, we know, why would you think we would want our pain crystallized in a mildly interesting picture? What kind of masocist are you?

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

TC has started advertising liquor. Coincidence?

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

lol’d

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sliding into First Base

Always a dumb decision.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Astros...

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

ʞ

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

If this collapse becomes final can we bring back ChopMaster. He can be our jester.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

He already is

just on other SB Nation sites.

Chopmaster: my link is my dad who has watched the braves since I don’t know. he’s 56.

by austinhb on Sep 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea but we could make him wear Cardinals motley.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll bring the tomatoes, or whatever I can find within a 100 mile radius of Atlanta, I have a feeling demand is about to skyrocket.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I would have to then ban myself ;-P

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is fkn pathedic ffffffkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

by cali viking on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Sucks to be you

I basically rode Garlic Bread all the way to the championship

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Chopmaster: my link is my dad who has watched the braves since I don’t know. he’s 56.

by austinhb on Sep 26, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN Text Alert

Source: White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen traded to Marlins for 2 minor leaguers

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I swear I’m not making that up, that’s freakin’ hysterical.

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY F$CK BALLS it is

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha SOX!

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s really what it said…

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

My friend is a ChiSox fan

He texted me and was just like….wtf is this.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So bizzarre

especially since the season hasn’t ended yet…

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet he’d clear waivers in a heartbeat….

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love for us to put in a claim for 2 days

just so he would come in here and scream and yell and hope that wakes everyone up… Can’t be any worse than what’s going on right now

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

They didn’t get Cash? FAIL

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 outs, top 9

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

That Pujols flyout is a home run in any other park. Even Citi.

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

c'mon stros

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

c'mon stros

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

heluva AB

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO 'STROS!

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

mlb network would rather show the pointless Ozzie Guillen exit

than a game with playoff implications

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Please fire up the voodoo to help the Astros win

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

STL 4, HOU 4 - BOT 9

Johnson (0-for-3), Barmes (1-for-3), Towles (1-for-3) due up in the 9th

Octavio Dotel coming in.

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

RALLY BATS for Houston!

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t get it <.<

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe, try a better pick up line?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or I’m just looking under all the wrong rocks

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe, try a better pick up line?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWWS

That’s what we said.

I think there’s an echo in here ;-)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe, try a better pick up line?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe, try a better pick up line?

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Stros

You may only be relevant this one time all year! Make it count!

(ok that was horrible I know. I really do hope they win.)

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

best case scenario?:

stros win now

stros win in 16 innings

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

For my health, now.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The best case is that they win in like, 500 innings.

However, even though they are the home team, every inning they play lowers their chances because eventually Pujols/Holliday/Berkman is just going to run into one.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The latter

Make STL burn out their bullpen.

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

So would the Stros though

Chopmaster: my link is my dad who has watched the braves since I don’t know. he’s 56.

by austinhb on Sep 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

they don’t have to worry about conserving starters for the postseason, though. And with rosters expanded, this doesn’t matter quite as much…

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The stros have a bullpen?

J/K this is true. Honestly though, I feel like if STL wins I want them to limp in and promptly get owned. I would hate to see them leapfrog over my Braves and go on to win it all.

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Towles, that was pathetic. Who stares at 3 balls and then 3 strikes?

by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

alright, i'm outta here for now. gonna check back later.

hope to be pleasantly surprised, but prepared for the worst.

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Have a good night!

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

How in the hell are the Astros a 52% favorite?

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

probably just because they’re home..

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

home team.... only based on past games in history, doesn't take into account teams actually involved

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a really cool dog

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

How the hell did that ball carry?

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

whew.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

That looked like a pop-up

And it was nearly gone in that stupid park

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I loathe lack of hustle, but I can’t fault him for that one at all..

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

just fyi

Mat Latos has a no-hitter through 5 against the Cubs in San Diego.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Cards running out of the inning

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

there we go!!

COME ON STROS! END IT NOW!

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

whoa whoa whoa wait a dam second is

freddi g managing the cards running two runners into outs ! lol

by unreel20 on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I appreciate the PBP

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Baseball gods..if you are out there...

and if you can hear this prayer….PLEASE LET THE CARDINALS LOSE!!!!!!

by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

nice baserunning cards

by DustinSmith on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I find it ironic..

that the most crushing defeat I can ever remember came in the playoffs against the Astros, and now it’s the Astros that can help control whether we even make it in this year…

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

THEM*

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

/vomits

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t make fun of my tats bro

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Astros

need to do it here…

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

STL 4, HOU 4 - BOT 10

pitcher’s spot, Bourgeois, Sanchez due up

Octavio Dotel in for his second inning.

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Schafer due up 4th

would love for him to get the walk off… It’d be like fucking success

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Bogusevic pinch-hitting for Melancon, who threw two strong innings

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Just one Homer

One longball and I can go to bed happy. Please deliver Astros.

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Bloop double. Get him over get him in, blah blah blah.

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Bogusevic gets a double

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

sac bunt botched by pitcher, 1st and 3rd no outs!

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

AND ANOTHER HIT!

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

3 chances to win the game for HOU

by pbrfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

astros 1st and 3rd no outs

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING????

by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

If the 'stros blow this

It’s official.

The baseball gods don’t want us in the playoffs.

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

but its not the braves so we are safe !!

by unreel20 on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here it is. The baseball gods love a good loser.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

A mediocre fly ball ends it! Sac fly or even a HR to left

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Fingers crossed...

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Fielding error by Dotel

Astros have the winning run on 3rd with 0 outs

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

K im turning off gameday, relying on you fine folks for PBP

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

larussa

will tell him to make one pitch, and fake injury so he can bring someone else in.

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Sanchez, SCHAFER, Lee due up

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Dotel did the third to first fake, twice.

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

60% of the time...

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ASTROS WIN!!!

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

squeeze bunt botched by Dotel, probably had the runner beat

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

BALL GAME OVER!!!!!

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

win it for us astros lmao cause god knows we cant

by unreel20 on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

CMON BRAVES!

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Explain

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oops...I forgot about this site and sarcasm font

I’m trying to mock all the people who were proclaiming the Cardinals’ infallibility in the 8th. That was supposed to be a hand doing a dismissive wanking motion. Apparently they don’t make animated gifs like they used to.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Sep 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a fellow EDSBS'er

I approve of this pic.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy Crap!

They may be a team with 100+ losses, but they just won my heart!!!!

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

had that one in the box for a while eh?

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Sep 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, no

But I felt it was appropriate given the situation.

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL

"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.

you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT

by MikeTrain on Sep 26, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wont drink till the play offs are done if we clinch tomarrow

by unreel20 on Sep 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I won’t stop drinking until the playoffs are done if we clinch tomorrow…

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAH

ASTROS SQUEEZED IN THE RUN

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

idk how they do it as long as they keep winning

by unreel20 on Sep 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heavy Exhale.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Baseball is funny

Now it’s no different than if both the Braves and Cardinals won. And the Braves’ odds go up giganticly.

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

hey i wouldn’t mind if that ass-hat was our manager next year…

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you read vivaelbirdos

regarding TLR?

they HATE him

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

he overmanages for the sake of managing

sounds familiar

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least he wins when he does it…

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

not all the time

took lance berkman out tonight pointlessly for a pinchrunner

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

could he really be worse? Of course, there was one point when Fredi was canned by the Marlins that I was happy because I knew he’d wind up with the Braves…maybe I’m not the best person to ask for managerial recommendations.

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question...

Dare I tempt fate and post the On the Ropes section of the elimination thread tomorrow??

-C

It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?

by cthabeerman on Sep 26, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

shhhh!

how can we possibly be cocky right now? lol

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing to do with being cocky...

Everything to do w/ accurately reporting the news.

-C

It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?

by cthabeerman on Sep 26, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's just pretend you didn't have time to do it

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, hold on to that for a little bit. We are all acutely aware of the “situation.”

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

I’m just saying, the Braves aren’t playing great, but neither are the Cards. If they can continue to suck….

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

and lucked up in winning those games too

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Latos just gave up a hit.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

From VEB:

Tony’s MO:

Make batshit crazy moves, because when they fail no one will call you out on it or even if they do, you just rest on the laurels of your career wins, but if it works everyone calls you a genius

by biggjoe404 on Sep 26, 2011 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it may be blasphemy around here..

But people said the same sort of things about Bobby. TLR just magnifies it by 1000

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by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright loyal fans

I’m outta here. Positive energy..let’s clinch this tomorrow! Good night!

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

see ya

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

we still have to win both games

and expect that Cards will win the next two.

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed. I would love to clinch this on our own…

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

but of course will take whatever we can get…

Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!

by Kudzu Kid on Sep 26, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love to clinch….period.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're up to 70.9%

who knew the worst team in baseball could win even one game from the Cards?

sometimes its difficult to beat even the worst teams if your club is feeling the heat.

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I added the Y on the end of effect, I guess.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

think he's going wednesday, but he's def going one of these last 2 games

and he’s actually been pretty good his last 5 or so starts

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 26, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I thought. I am very encouraged right now.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 26, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea well we have Lowe he better step up

by cali viking on Sep 26, 2011 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=310926115&teams=philadelphia-phillies-vs-atlanta-braves

St. Louis needed a win at Houston to pull even with two games remaining, but the Cardinals lost 5-4 in 10 innings. With that game still in progress, the Braves began clearing out of the clubhouse, not even checking a score on their phones. All the televisions were switched off.

“This is a tough loss for me,” said Freeman, who came up three times with a runner at second and failed to come through. “The last thing I want to do is watch another ballgame.”

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

“I don’t really care about that,” Jones said. “I’ll find out what they did later on tonight or tomorrow. Right now, I’m just trying to flush this one and start focusing on Roy Oswalt,” who’ll start Tuesday for the Phillies.

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

I just wish they cared…

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that’s what you get out of that quote, you’re horrible at reading comprehension.

-C

It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?

by cthabeerman on Sep 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wat?
"I don’t really care about that," Jones said./blockquote>

Pretty sure that’s literally what they said.

Don’t get me wrong, this was a crappy game and they have the right to be pissed at their lackluster offensive night, but for the team to throw their hands and say “meh, whatever happens I’ll find out tomorrow.” Something about now wanting to know where you stand… I can’t fathom that.

by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

nobody

can accuse chipper of not caring whether they win or not. the dude cares a lot.

i think you are misunderstanding.

Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.

by walknbalk on Sep 26, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The point he’s trying to make is they need to take care of their own business. They’re not in a spot where it really matters what the Cardinals do if they just win.

You’re just trying to read what you want into that. Chipper probably hurt his leg badly running hard on the GIDP in the 8th.

And he remembers how mentally painful it was to be chained to the bench last year when the Braves made it to the playoffs.

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly not trying to start an argument

I realize Chipper cares. I have nothing but respect for him. I understand the desire to move on after a tough loss, and I guess I understand not scoreboard watching- after all, the score will be the same tomorrow morning as it is tonight. I just feel that something needs to click, to change, to get us moving again, and I was kinda hoping that if they stayed and watched the ’stros pull off a win it might help them rest a little easier so they could come back fighting tomorrow.

by mebravesfan on Sep 27, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

If he’s focusing on what other teams are doing, he’s not solely focused upon what his team is doing.

It’s pretty clear he cares about how the Braves play, and that is by far more important. He can’t alter the outcome of the St. Louis game, so what happens there is unimportant.

-C

It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?

by cthabeerman on Sep 27, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

It should be noted

That the Braves went into play for Game #161 last year in the same spot: 1.0 ahead in the Wild Card with two to go.

by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

gondee's point ...

let’s work with the assumption that somehow the braves pull off making the playoffs.

these back-to-back years of last minute drama in making the playoffs creates excitement (and a great deal of stress and heartburn for some of us – but excitement nonetheless) … if they were to get ousted again in the divisional series do the same rules apply; and by that i mean do fans once again say “what’s the point?”

the future seems bright on a lot of levels but i agree with the point that if you keep presenting resulting failure the college football obsessed south may revert to 80’s figures in attendance. (and yes i know they aren’t good now – but the playoffs last year … people showed up).

thoughts?

by calucas78 on Sep 27, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Personally, I’m excited for the next several years. I think that as the Phillies starters age and the Braves’ young arms enter their primes we have a really good shot at making a run at a division title rather soon. While this season may end in disappointment, I think that any fans that abandon ship now will be back within 2-3 years.

by mebravesfan on Sep 27, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh i’m on board for the long-haul … so i’m right there with you. just remember going to empty stadiums once a summer as a kid – then the early 90’s awesomeness – followed by the late 90’s/early 00’s seeming lack of support.

as a kid who grew up as a “tbs-er” in south carolina … it’s always been so hard to understand the city of atlanta’s seeming lack of interest. make sense?

by calucas78 on Sep 27, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper said his right knee was hurting all night not just when he hit 3B bag. When asked if he could play Tues., he said “probably.”#Braves

by mebravesfan on Sep 27, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

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