Overflow Thread: Braves vs. Phillies 9/26
All business time now. How about a runz thread?
Phillies up 3-2 going bot. 6th.
As much as I hate scoreboard watching, Astros up on the Cards, 2-1.
But just win, and all is fine for another day.
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"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Michael Stutes coming in to pitch the 6th.
Prado, Chipper, Uggla due up.
well done Roy Hobbs
now RUNS!
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
PLAYOFF THREAD!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
Now, can we get a freaking table setter?
I don’t need speedy to get on base and steal bases…I just want SOMEONE at the top of the line-up to get on base!
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
This is going to happen
And it’s going to be glorious.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS!!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
THE MAGICAL GEODUCK SHALL LEAD US TO A WIN

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
and the Phillies keep Lee in there
blah
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
Lee again???
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
bullshit lying Phillies
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
If we get five runs tonight, I WILL QUIT SMOKING!!!
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
I see what you did there.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
Anyone legitimately surprised?
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
Lee is back, even though Stutes was warming up.
Well played, Cholly
Lulz at everyone that was all STUUUTES
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
-meteor
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
wtf is wrong with him?
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Fredi certainly doesn’t know.
by another simpsons avatar on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
run into one again please chipper
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
almost....
danny, you run into one again. Trade places with Chipper
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
surprise surprise....
how was the one that said that the Phills are phoning it in…?
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
they would love nothing more than to keep us out of the playoffs
and with the Cards playing the worst team in baseball, we could be in trouble
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I figured CM was resting his guys just for our series.
Keeping us out would be a bonus to their season.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
true. nobody said it would be easy. it would've been hard if they played their AAA squad anyway.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
I’ll die laughing if Lee and Hamels both get injured pitching 8 innings each this series.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
OLD MAN!!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
Love me some Grandpa....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
LARRY MAKES ME HAPPY
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
NOW GET HIS ASS HOME!!! NOW
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
If only someone could get on base ahead of him...
He’s being wasted in the three spot.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
Mitch Williams: It’s a shame he wont get to the Hall of Fame, seeing as how he didn’t get 500 home runs.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT WORKS!!! KEEP IT GOIN MOFOS
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
I’m pretty sure I just saw a Blaine Boyer jersey…
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
just make sure the clones are younger and I am in lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Extra incentive.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Come on Uggla...
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
that was right in his mashhouse
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Ugh....la
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
Ugh
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
nope, they have 166, we have 110- around league avb
have to get men on base 1st
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
jeez
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
DAMN'T!
Why can every team play amazing defense except the Braves? :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
I said “amazing”….ALL THE DAMN TIME (when playing the Braves)
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate the world and all its inhabitants!
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
dammmm
at least they will hopefully pull lee now ?
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
by Aaron Meier on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
YEAH PLAYOFFS...!
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
anyone wanna tell me
What happened to this 80 pitch count for Lee?
by drumzalicious on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
still though, if you were the Phillies, would you rather face the red hot Cardinals
or the Diamondbacks… to me it seems obvious to tank this series
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
I don't know why anyone was passing that around.
I figured if they Phillies had a lead, they would leave him in just to kill the Braves season.
Chipper will make them pay next at bat.
You can see how mad he is.
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
git sum mo RUNZ ASTROS!
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
1-for-6 with RISP
This team’s RISP futility makes me want to cry :(
just a one run game folks...calm down
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
and in the midst of a monumental collapse when the team behind us
is playing the worst team in baseball
we should have won this wild card 2 weeks ago, so sorry if we are a bit tense about it.
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok guys,
This is still a one-run game. And if there’s anything our offense has done marginally well lately it’s hit solo hrs. We can still tie this up and then win. Our BP just needs to keep it in reach.
Hahahaha – the Cowboys suck.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
yeah...
just what we need….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
And Chipper is hurt
Give me a freakin’ break.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
what kind of injury??
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
well thats good news.. in other news we still suck at hitting
by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
No more cliff lee!!!!!!!
Hallelujah
by another simpsons avatar on Sep 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
At least Lee is out.
Let’s get some damn runs already!
by Aaron Meier on Sep 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
4-1 STROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
This just in.....
Carlos Marmol will be pitching the 9th for the Astros.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Chipper is not looking too good right now
i hope he can just walk that off
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
Awesome
Chipper is hurt
"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama
crap.
At least he’s still playing. At this point though I think the leg would have to fall off for him not to.
STL 1, HOU 4 - BOT 4
Matt Downs two-run homer. 0 out.
EOF back out for a 2nd inning, btw.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
he came back out to play 3rd though.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
WILL SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW CHIPPER GOT HURT? IS HE OKAY
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
LOUD NOISES
he’s old
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Phillies put a spell on him
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Old man
The only one who can hit, is hurt. Bodes well for us.
"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."
But he hustles and clearly tries 100% 100% of the time.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Never said perfect, just said that nothing was really sacrificed between he and Heyward.
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
But it really is. Heyward is superior in every way – and it’s not even close.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Not true.
Diaz is probably a much better crazy white guy dancer than Heyward.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
which is just false
heyward’s range >>>> Diaz
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
bc heyward coming in would make some sense
though they could loogy us in the bottom of the inning if we put him in now
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Braves can clinch if Cardinals lose 3 games in the row
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
Braves can clinch if Cardinals Phillies lose 3 games in the row
by ducheneaux13 on Sep 26, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
2, not 3.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe
The Astros can win it for us, since we apparently can’t.
"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."
I would gladly give Chipper any part of my body
whatever he needs, whatever he just hurt, take mine!
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
I was thinking that but I’m waiting on ACL surgery, so it’s better that you donate.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
Were you rounding 3rd too?
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe that will teach you to get out of the house more lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
And the worst part?
It’s the second time. I got my left knee a few years ago.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
Tore my ACL playing b-ball. I tell people it’s when I came down from dunking on someone. Truth is, I was back-peddling on a fast-break and leg twisted and I crumpled to the ground.
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
If Chipper's seriously hurt and they make the playoffs...
Conrad at 3rd base in the playoffs? :)
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Making some calls to some friends in Houston
For some secret voodoo work
So Chipper is still in the game?
Any update from broadcasters? Gamecast kills me.
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
He is in, just looking gimpy
"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama
by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
crippled
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Pence
Should take over as the Geico caveman spokesman…
"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."
Pence
should go fornicate himself with an iron fork.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
ROOT ROOT FOR THE BRAVOS, THEY DON'T WIN IT'S A SHAME
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
this. omg this this this.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
stop talking about pence, you fockers.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Braves MVP
Wandy Rodriguez.
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
He would be the Cardinals MVP.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
COME ON...!
COME ON DAMMIT… COME ON…! COME ON…!
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
3 innings to potentially push the Cards on the brink if the Astros score holds.
Score some runs or you bozos don’t belong playing in October.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
RUNZZZZZZZ PLZZZZ
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Yes, please.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
PEMO, if you are reading this, show this to everyone in the dugout right now!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sODWrEHPZFY
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
This time a million
"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama
by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Savery (who?) coming in for the 7th
McCann, Diaz, Gonzalez due up
Savery went to my HS, was good friends with my brother.
Failed pitcher turned DH, turned pitcher again.
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
We're good at making new guys look like Justin Verlander
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
Random Guy > TBD > PTBNL.
Can we haz Cash in the game?!
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
O'Flaherty's ERA is now 0.99
We’re facing a guy who converted to pitcher in the minors… this year
by another simpsons avatar on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
No, he was a pitcher, then a dh, then back to pitcher.
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
no name lefty
1-2-3 inning
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Oh great.
We’ve got a “great story” on our hands…
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
That John Denver song
Doesn’t. Help. Anything.
"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."
Not that swing….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
These scores
please me.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
back
update?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Ok, maybe this one is better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DooPFA5jO9Q&feature=related
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
You sir are a bucket full of fail
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Go on…?
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
what is that link?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Eastbound and Down.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
You never fail to make things go over my head. Catch season premiers of Office and P/R?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
DVR’d both, watched PnR – was extremely disappointed.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll take a check please.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
should have PH with Ross
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
BMac’s at bats are just painful to watch these days.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
So are Prado’s and Heyward’s….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
If the shoe was on the other foot, wouldn't you be trying to keep Philly from the post season?
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I’d just try to get everyone rested for the playoffs.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward needs to channel his inner Cerrano
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
loogy out, heyward in
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
how can you be such a great hitter for 2/3 of the season
and then be abysmal for the last month?
he's been awful since coming back off the DL
it appears he rushed back far too soon
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
That's it?
Manuel is really trying for the win here. Damn, those guys must really, really hate the Braves.
Did you really, really just figure that out?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
McCann sucks shit.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Mac
I haven’t heard an F-bomb on TV since he started sucking wind. Coincidence?
"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."
at least we aren't the only team tanking lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
of course we keep Diaz in
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
This makes no fucking sense. I cannot believe this. After all the stupid shit that Fredi has done, I am still just stunned.
by another simpsons avatar on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
This 1-run deficit feels completely insurmountable
I don’t think prado or mccann have hit a ball hard when it mattered in 6 years
There is no excuse for Heyward sitting on the bench right now.
Not a one.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Um, when did Heyward become white and hit righty?
"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama
welp...
i guess nothing works…. not even naked posting….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Rally plz

"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
I have faith in Diaz.
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by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Is Fredi aware that Diaz does not hit RHP all that well?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
or lefties that well. His OPS for the Braves so far this year is below .600
by another simpsons avatar on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Then we can PH Heyward later.
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Call him out Joe!
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
obvious statement is obvious
even to Joe
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
i wasn't on here 30 mins ago but...
can anyone tell me why the F Fredi brought in martinez for the 3rd time in 4 games? What a retard…if I could bet a million dollars that the Braves would never get a hit with RISP i’d be a gazillionaire.
Bases loaded no out for Cards...
"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama
wpf is the designated TC Cardinals updater
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Whoops, my bad
"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama
by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
it's all good
just don’t need 14 people all posting the same thing
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
wait and see
how they score 3 runs on that… just like us…!
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Diaz hit that hard for whatever that's worth
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
worth nothing
out is an out, and we’re running out of them
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
our hits carry, other teams hits drop
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
THIS IS SO DEPRESSING I NEED CAPS LOCK TO SHOW HOW DEPRESSED I AM.
sigh
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
We’re playing right at ’em ball tonight so far.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Ump squeezing Wandy. Pitch 3 was a strike (called a ball).
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
As a baseball fan
and a Red Sox hater, I kind of do.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
im not even watching anymore...
i switched to Bos-Bal…
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Cards GIDP, 4-2, guy on third 2 outs
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
too be fair… we can NEVER hit random lefty guy
by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
This team couldn't hit
the man on the grassy knoll.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Michael Stutes has given up runs in 4 of his last outings
And just tore though Diaz and Gonzalez
well its not like its Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Alex can’t believe he struck out.
You’d think he would be over this much shock by now. lol
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
heyward better lead off the 8th
but if he does, they’ll just put in Bastardo and loogy us again
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
That’s why leaving in Diaz was so freaking bizarre. They just pulled the LHP. Unlikely, though possible, that they were going to put in 2 LHP back to back. Plus Heyward can remain in the game for defense and additional PAs.
I suppose if he does lead off
and we go 1-2-3, we could put the pitcher in the 2 spot and take out prado… not a wise move though
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
In the bottom of the 9th
If we lose, are losing, it will happen.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Our crowd should stfu. They can’t even fill the stadium for the most important series of the year against a hated division rival.
by delicious_dimes on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
i have a hard time attacking fans who aren’t at turner field when im not there either… whether i live in los angeles or not
by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a hard time attacking with the way we have been playing lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah its like being mad at pirate fans…
by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s a MONDAY night.
This is foozball country.
Turner field is in a bad location, bad transportation, no bars, NOTHING around Turner field to do except get into trouble and the game.
Lay-off the crowd size. >geez<
I think the post from last year (or earlier this year) needs to be resurrected (it was a beautiful piece on why attendance is so low.
Having the last series (the most important one) during the start of a work week is ridiculous.
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
I hate the Phillies and I hate their fans… but they would be going fucking insane if our situations were reversed right now. Maybe you don’t think that gives the team a lift but I wholeheartedly disagree. I’m tired of our lame fans year after year not being able to sell out playoff atmosphere games for a super young, super exciting team.
by delicious_dimes on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
if we are losing game 3 with it all on the line… They won’t be Braves fans if they don’t boo
by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Huge Fail by the Cards
Bases loaded, 0 outs.
Freese GIDP’s, Pujols K’s.
4-2.
At least they can get a run in that situation...
"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama
by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Braves...
i love you… but is not you… it´s me… i guess, this is not working out for us.. i mean… i´m really sorry….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
I just want Chipper to see the ball one more time.
PREFERABLY with a man on.
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
He may need a crutch
But I’d still rather see him batting than Mac, et al.
"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."
I was really hoping EOF’s spot had come up that inning to see if Fredi would have sent him out there to hit.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Who is ’Stros closer? Anyone but Marmol is cool.
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
WAGNER
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha...
even Marmol would manage to turn things against us…..
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Ok JV
let’s not give them anything more, yes?
STFD
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
STFD Howard
THAT is the JV I have been missing for weeks!
Stros leave Wandy in to bat
isnt he a pretty good hitting pitcher?
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
Good call, leadoff double!
"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama
by BravesDawg16 on Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate dicktorino
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Wandy with a lead-off double
LaRussa’s brain must be melting.
Nice.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Words cannot describe how much I hate that asshat
"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama
SERIOUSLY... please someone answer me...
ARE WE GONNA SCORE A RUN EVER AGAIN….? i mean i have a better shot at winning the Lottery…
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
mmm...
i know the will score at some point after i´m dead… but i mean this year….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
We need more context to figure out what that means.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate Victorino.
I know I was raised to not “hate” anyone, but sorry, Mom, you just don’t know how much of a d*ckwad Victorino is.
by Nabb1 on Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Wandy Rodriguez just doubled
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
If Raul fucking Ibanez gets a hit here I'm turning this off.
by another simpsons avatar on Sep 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
EOF and Venters should really switch roles but they won’t. Fredi is a goddamn idiot who won’t change anything.
by another simpsons avatar on Sep 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s insanely fast and he has an extra dose of PhillyLuck™.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Some kind of deal with the devil I imagine
by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
huge potential run on 2nd
as bad as we’ve been on offense, I don’t know if we can come back from down 2… even 1 seems almost impossible right now
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
wow, i think chipper might be done...that was awful range
guaranteed polanco with the 2 out RBI
Victorino
Give credit where it’s due. If he played for us we’d have two hitters.
"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."
This
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
If he played for us, I'd wait until his departure to watch this team.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
So depressing.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
BRAVES BASEBALL........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
See that?
That’s how you play baseball.
"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."
Venters actually looks pretty solid in this outing
but the Braves gave up another
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
Anyone have a link to this game?
please :)
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
why do you want to watch this game?
it’s so depressing
2 pitches hit that were right down the damn middle
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
doesn't matter what the pitch is
when you throw it right down the damn middle
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
just going to make the comeback that much more dramatic, right?
by LEastCoastBears on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
Venters is not happy…
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
he shouldn't be
2 shitty pitches cost us another run
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
and now we get a double play
naturally lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
The Braves would find a way to strand a leadoff HR on second.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
That's ridiculous.
He’s not Tommy Hanson
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
PEACE EVERYONE...
see ya all next season….. (and by that i mean tomorrow, because i´m a stupid masochist)…..
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
His arm is dead from overuse.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
false
he’s still throwing hard. just no longer hitting his spots, or getting away with missing his spots
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Fatigue doesn't kill velocity
It kills command.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Thank you.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Odds of scoring 3 more runs in this ballgame are pretty low.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
and been going lower at an exponential rate this september
by SuperHeyward on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS!!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
Who wants to be cheered up
Great song with a video that will leave you speechless
Vampire Weekend-White Sky. Guaranteed to cheer you up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaTgDgCSh-w
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
What does that feel like?
To actually get a hit when you need one????
havent felt it since prado had his walk off against the dodgers
and then we went to philly
I just don't understand.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
OK, gonna try another Rally approach:

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
LET VENTERS HIT
Can’t be worse than anyone else.
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
The Phillies are loving this
They are pulling out all the stops just to screw us.
"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama
you can't get mad at them for playing the game the right way
this is all on the braves epic fail of a September
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
COME ON ASSHOLES...!

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
I don’t get it but that’s awesome.
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
mmm..
rally?
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Why does that guy hate that tree so much?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
fucking genius
down by 2 and we put in hinske…. we need baserunners you fucking idiot
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Heyward still not in...
Did he piss Fredi off somehow?
underuse when constanza came up has rendered him ineffective
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
really
swing at everything…. really…?
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
I would hope so.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
here comes the strikeout
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
There goes that “stat” of when Braves score first.
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
not true.
“When the Braves score first, the Devil has to put on his sweater.”
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Astros have bases loaded and 2 outs for Matt Downs
Who hit a two-run homer his last time up
If i could mortgage my house
and bet it all on the braves not scoring to return 1% i would run to make that bet
wow... im so surprised....
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Chip
“It’s only a two-run game”. He hasn’t been paying attention…
"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."
When does he?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
it was a strike
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
keep swinging your purse bourn
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
It’s time for the top of this lineup to actually do something. I’m looking at you, Bourne and Martin!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
*Bourn
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
another strikeout...
this game is so predictable…
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
You guys did a great job..
of reminding me why I don’t watch games with the thread anymore. So overly dramatic and pessimistic…Does anyone ever say anything positive?
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
Maybe
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
why..?
is there a reason for it…?
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Please, enlighten me.
What could there be to say that is positive?
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Their payroll >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ours
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
This.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
We’ve still done everything possible to insure we don’t play in October. Payroll is irrelevant. The point is that we both had our very talented teams on the field and have screwed the proverbial pooch.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
When you spend as much money as the Red Sox and you collapse like this, I’ll say that’s more impressive (depressing) than our collapse.
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
I see your point, but if we follow that logic somehow a WS victory would be less meaningful as a result of payroll.
If you want to extend that logic, higher payroll would mean more talent, and the idea would be that the more talented team should do better. If that’s the logic then you must consider that the Red Sox have been scuffling against much better teams than the Braves. The Braves have screwed themselves with sucky teams lately while the Sox have played the Rays and the Yanks. So in that sense the Braves collapse is much worse because you would expect the talent disparity between the Braves and the Marlins/Mets/Nationals would mean more expected wins than the Sox against the Yanks/Orioles/Rays
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Higher payroll (usually) does mean more talent. More talented teams (usually) do better.
What’s the problem?
Sure the Red Sox have played against (what one would consider) tougher opponents but the Marlins/Mets/gNats have HUSSTLE and HEART! #Eckstein.
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
we had a 10.5 game lead in the wild card about 3 1/2 weeks ago
its now 1 game, sorry if we are a bit uneasy
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I really like the fonts everyone types in.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes they do, and have for most of the year. Hell we were optimistic earlier. But if you kick a dog enough times they will understand to stay away from your foot.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
IMO the only positive things to say at this point are along the lines of “well we had a great year, til this last month”, and that itself is quite negative.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Don’t worry, this offense is equally likely to score in a downpour rather than a drizzle.
Bad news, neither are very likely.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
A WALK!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
Nice walk Bourn!
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
That’s a start!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
A baserunner? WTF?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
fuck off cb bucknor
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Finally someone at the top of the order reaches base
I just hope Chipper can still hit.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
I have little confidence in Prado here. :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
No DP, no DP, no DP!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
we can't buy one
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Doesn’t Chipper own Lidge?
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
Not with a crippled leg
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
do not get excited....
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
YES!!!!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
Detroit beat up Cleveland 14-0
Is it still legal to score that many runs? The braves should look into that.
PRADO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
Odarp!
"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
come on Old Man
time for a Kirk Gibson moment
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
damn you chip stealing my idea
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
HELL YES!
THIS IS OUR CHANCE BOYS!
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Pradoswag...yeah.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
Please have something left, Chipper.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
And the strike zone is already fucking with him.
My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.
by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT
We got
Our one hit for the inning. Wheeee!
"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."
dear Bizarros... do not get excited....
they’re just trolling with you… remember how many they have broken your heart.. do not get excited….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
So to add some humor to this evening, some outrageously hot guy just rode his bike straight into a steel pole right outside my window, saw the whole thing
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Oh my God. How was that not a strike?
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
not over the plate
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
we need all the help we can get.
Crap.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
son of a.........................................
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
He wants to know what he has to do with any of this.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Chipper just trolled us.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
Shut up
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
that's the ballgame
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Chipper, hurting ran his ass off to try and get to 1st there.
HE’s giving it all he’s got tonight.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
I love that man.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
GIDP
And Chipper wins the 100-yard mosey to first! Ding, ding ding!
"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."
chipper shoulda taken himself out of the game earlier. he couldn't field that ball
and he’s clearly a liability out there running the bases, and can’t even finish his swing.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
he has 2 hits, go jump off a bridge
Proud perpetrator of yelling "Money MIke" at Oracle Arena since Dunleavy's trade to the Pacers.
i knew it....
it´s time to move on and accept reality…. WE FU$%##G SUCK….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
If we do somehow stumble ass-backwards into the playoffs...
My God, the Brewers are going to hammer us.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
I just become an Astros fan right now
who else?
if you think being a Braves fan is depressing right now
just watch the Astros for a week
We're gonna watch them for three days.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
Worth pointing out that the best player for all of September probably won’t get a PA this game.
And the Braves best reliever apparently won’t pitch either. Send in the rookie ROOGY instead.
just like the series in Philly in early sept
where Kimbrel didn’t pitch an inning in that series
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
ohh shut up...
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Seriously, I only have a vague idea of this winning, but remembering that other teams do it makes me angry.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Awesome check this out....on the philly broadcast...I live in philly and am forced to listen to these guys....
Brad lidge had 18 oppurtunities to get a double play this year…and had ZERO doubleplays and guess what….we ground in a god damn double play. AMAZING!!!
Piss off
He homered and hit a ground rule double earlier, and he’s playing on a bad leg and limping badly. Not to mention he’s a hall of famer. You’re the worst.
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I went to school with the guy pitching for the Cardinals right now
I love the kid, but I hope he gets rocked
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
mitchell boggs?
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
He's from Dalton.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
I played baseball AGAINST Kyle Davies.
We lost.
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
I met the man that met Andy Griffith
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
And who shot Liberty Valence
He was the greatest of them all.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
prediction: less than 5 people here got that reference
Proud perpetrator of yelling "Money MIke" at Oracle Arena since Dunleavy's trade to the Pacers.
I know the man who met Andy Griffith. The man who met Andy Griffith is a good friend of mine. You sir are no man who met Andy Griffith.
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
if only we had 3 all-star caliber hitters due up next inning
oh wait
Proud perpetrator of yelling "Money MIke" at Oracle Arena since Dunleavy's trade to the Pacers.
Wow, Detroit scored 14 runs.
I didn’t know a team could score that many.
July 15th to be precise
only one double digit game since then. sad
yeah...
that saved the whole season…
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
cue the solo HR
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
I don’t understand why we can’t win. I just don’t.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
But you’ve watched this game, right? It’s really clear to me.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
God is clearly William Tecumseh Sherman.
And he still hates Atlanta.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Each game requires special criteria for winning, sometimes it’s overwhelming offense sometimes it’s pitching. Whatever it is, we have recently failed in doing so. Not to mention that other teams have had good luck and we have had bad luck. That combined with what appears to be apathy/communicable comas is what happened.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Is Heyward still on our team?
Are we good enough to just have him riding the pine?
good inning for Varvaro
somehow find a way to at least tie it
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Ryan Madson coming in to save it in the 9th.
Uggla, Freeman, McCann due up
ok we need 2 runs here!!
LETS GO BRAVES!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
Heartbroken that Chipper GIDPd....
Baseball isn’t fair sometimes.
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Good inning Varvaro
Gut-check time offense. Just need 2 to tie.
Huh.
I actually thought the game was over already. These comments are more depressing than I realized.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
Atlanta de la Mierda
Por favor acuestame contento….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Atlanta of the Shit
Please put me to bed happy
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah...
trying everything at this point….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Let's go back-to-back-to-back here.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
in other news...
Mets are losing….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Come on Braves... get some... Marbles!!!

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
they really should have put in a defensive replacement for him
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Double and Chip sounding astonished

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
LET THERE BE LIFE!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
let there be runs.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Here, I'll just tell you the sequence of what's about to happen.
Strikeout, groundout to 2nd advancing Uggla, pop fly to end it.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
why don’t you just be a Phillies fan and make you’re Braves hating easier..
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
I'm sorry, I'm just so jaded after this past month.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Definitely understand the frustration. Just hate the negativity…
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
1/3 of the way there!
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok... again...
DO NOT GET EXCITED PEOPLE….. YOU KNOW WHAT WE´RE CAPABLE OF….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Good eye? For Christ's sake, Chip, that was right down the middle.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
crap,,,, please Braves....
don’t do this…
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
So. THIS is why they were showing McCann’s walkoff earlier..
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Hey-oh!
It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.
by thenightstallion on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
base hit ball 4
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Really Astros? You have no one better in your ’pen than tired Wandy?
by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
fock fock fock fock fock
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Sigh....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
HR or Bust
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
remember when mac used to hit home runs….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Those were the good old days….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
J/k
I read mac as “we” dunno what happened there.
by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Home run
tie game
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Pathetic
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
please start ross tomorrow. or bat mccann 7th or 8th
he’s killing us
this is just funny know...
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
im sick of this dying feeling i have inside of me
being a braves fan is hard real hard
Oh boy, Heyward.
4-3 to end it. Calling my shot.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
3-U
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by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, 3U. Close enough.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I WANT THE TRUCK
Proud perpetrator of yelling "Money MIke" at Oracle Arena since Dunleavy's trade to the Pacers.
groundball to second to end the game....
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Come on, Jason!!!
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
LOLoffense fucks us again
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Oh boy. Time to cheer for some other team rather than the Braves again, in the hopes that they might actually win.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
So, Chipper and Uggla need to hit 1-8…
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
season over at this point
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
Actaully, no. Worst possible scenario, we are tied for the Wild Card.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Prado is hurting us worse than McCann.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
false
McCann, then Bourn, then Prado…..
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
McCann and Bourn are valuable on defense.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
defense is not our issue
in a vacuum, you are correct. However scoring runs is our biggest issue and they are the biggest hindrance to us scoring right now
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
I think that having a guy who’s hit as bad as Prado has hit all season constantly in the 2-spot is a bigger hinderance to scoring runs than having the best C in baseball hit 5/6 even during a 2 month skid.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
it doesn't matter where you put them if everyone isn't hitting
we’ve got 2 people hitting… that is the problem. If it was only Prado and Mac struggling, your point would make more sense
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
My point makes perfect sense when you are directly comparing two guys and trying to say who has hurt the team worse – the guy getting the most ABs.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT'S PRETTY BALLSY
TO TYPE THAT SHIT OR SUGGEST FIRING PROPLE WHO HAVE NO CLUE WHO YOU ARE. HUGE STONES THERE.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Ball. Fucking, Game.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
So, with #100 in the bag for them- will we find a way to win a damn game soon?
Once again Victorino our nemesis.
Well, and lack of hitting.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Season....
and to that guy who said why all the sad comments…. here you go my good friend…….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Is anyone else worried Chipper won't be able to play tomorrow?
That would kill our nonexistent offense even more.
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
He really looked hurt. I’m worried.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Did you see how angry he looked in the dugout?
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
If he stayed in that game, he will play tomorrow.
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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
They've flat out forgotten how to win.
You can see it in the body language. This is terrible.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
with fans like these who needs rivals?
i still believe, lets split the next 2 and win a one game playoff
Proud perpetrator of yelling "Money MIke" at Oracle Arena since Dunleavy's trade to the Pacers.
I want to win the next 2 and just eliminate the cardinals.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
sold
just highlighting how much hope these really is. in all likelihood we dont even need to win the last 2, just one of them to get one shot
Proud perpetrator of yelling "Money MIke" at Oracle Arena since Dunleavy's trade to the Pacers.
the cardinals know we lost...
cue the game tying single……
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
and to think, after scoring 2 in the first 2 innings against lee
we’d go out and shit the bed the rest of the game. no one is surprised
What does it even matter if we make the playoffs?
We are going to get absolutely pounded even if we do stumble in. Milwaukee’s offense versus our pitching? Ouch. Our offense wouldn’t be scoring much either.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
Just said this exact thing to my wife.
by Aaron Meier on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Realists gonna be real.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
In play, out(s)
Come on Wilton Lopez, whoever you are
For what it's worth, i'm not scared of the Brewers or Diamondbacks.
Just the Phillies and Cardinals, haha
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
Stop with these for those of us who can't see.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
My bad. Should’ve put (I predict) in front of it.
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
i think bud selig should invent a new series IF we dont make the playoffs
us versus the red sox, so that at least one of us will have to win a game
Do y'all want to go to the WC game thread until the Astros one is over?
http://www.talkingchop.com/2011/9/23/2445829/other-games-wc-watch
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
prob just gonna stay here
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
To each his own. I think Kudzu joined me.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
what the hell happened to this team?!?!?!
I don’t even have the words to describe how I’m feeling right now…..
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
i do
numb… i know i want them to win, but.. i´m always expecting a loss….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
I cannot believe we're having to depend on the worst team in MLB to help us
I can’t even get excited at this point
I think the Red Sox are a little worse
But they both suck in their own special way.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm from Houston.
I will go the Cardinals/Astros game wednesday if it comes down to it.
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
You're all in.
I like that.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
He WILL win.
I guarantee it.
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
The only sinking his pitches have been doing is sinking our chances of winning
by DustinSmith on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Furcal is injured…that’s good for us.
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Sep 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
LET'S TRADE FOR JB SHUCK!
WOO
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
you forget houston is fielding the All Unknown team
by DustinSmith on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
http://rubberducky.org/cgi-bin/chomsky.pl
"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson
If 'stros hold on..
at least we still control our own destiny. Win both games, we’re in.
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
If our destiny is failure, yes we have.
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
But it isn't, so, yeah....
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
If our Destiny
is a stripper, then give her some space and let her work.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
This has become so bad that I’ve started to forget what winning consistently feels like. What I do know has come from scoreboard watching the Cardinals. Something needs to happen soon. We have such talent, that I can’t even believe that Fredi and Parrish are causing all of our worries. Our problems are almost too deep to have such an obvious explanation. While I think they have exacerbated these factors, I think luck and really bad performance (like career bad years for several key pieces, and beyond that RISP futility.
The thing is though that baseball is a sport built in part on balance. Surely the switch has to be flipped right? right?
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
But this team doesn’t suck this bad. Hardly any team sucks this bad, and most of those teams are supposed to suck and are playing to their talent level. This team is absurdly talented and is really underachieving. Unless they are all broken (and I’m not sure if you can be broken just n a RISP capacity) then they are bound to start playing well. But you are right, tiny amount of time left…
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
6 outs...
can the stros pull it off….?
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Lately the Cards being down by 2 late has been a lot like the Cards being up 3 in the ninth.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Pujols, Holliday, Berkman.
ASTROS need to get out of this unscathed, or giving up only one run.
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Tip the cap comments in 3,2,1....
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Gotta tip your cap to Victorino...
“It’s hard being that much of a cuntmunch”
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Done
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
"Gotta tip your cap to the Phillies over there. They're the best team in baseball".
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
well
yo should tip it.. to Victorino.. i mean he´s such a great baseball player….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
All the while the yankees are laughing their asses off
by DustinSmith on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
pooholes, single.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
pujols leadoff single.... it begins....
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
“This is not a sport where you have a gameplan”… Fredi
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Alright I’ve been really negative on Fredi all season (note that I posted something critical of Fredi either at the beginning of the season or pre-season) and I hope even the loyalists are with me now.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
I don’t have the luxury of making those decisions. So while he’s got a Braves uni on, he’s my coach, for better or worse…
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
I mean I don’t wish him failure because that would mean that the Braves have failed. But he is a terrible manager, just terrible. And you should be the exact person to have an opinion, if not who else? That’s part of being a fan, and to be honest the Braves should at least be aware that the fans feel a certain way (hopefully they have the acumen to realize the same problems themselves)
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
If I were Wren, I'd walk down to his office and fire him right now
Bobby, get us thru these last 2 games
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Gonna rewind and get the entire quote…
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Quote when asked about his approach with pitching etc...and Oswalt coming up.
Tomorrow, asked if your starter will have a short leash?
“Well, we’ll see, we’ll play it, this is not a sport where you have a game plan…you gotta see how everything develops.”
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
that second part saves him at least a LITTLE bit. He’s still completely wrong, but now I at least think I knew what he meant…
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
dangerous trying to go into FG's mind

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh
WTF Bobby?! Why did you leave us with this nimrod?!
by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
What a strange year.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
I am going to get so shit faced if the Astros lose. I’m already pissed to all fucknuts over our hitting approach.
Freddi must go. I don’t care if we win the WS. He must go.
by crimsonqueen9 on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG astros, how are you so crappy???
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Holliday walks
1st and 2nd with 0 outs. Berkman up.
Cards 2 on no outs....
look how a PLAYOFF TEAM performs……
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
I'm almost certain that even we would beat the Astros right now.
No joke.
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by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a bold statement.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
divisonal games can be tough. right braves?
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
dude...
i really envy you… i honestly do… i wish i could be like you…… honest…
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
i swear...
if he astros lose this one… i´m done for the season…..
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Lance Berkman is about to stick it to his old team and us all at once here
I Have A Feeling
/Fredi’d
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Nope.
Wesley Wright is a BEAST.
Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.
by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
cue the 3 run HR to the stupid train...
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
cards stros on mlb network right now
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
fucking double steal
you gotta be shitting me
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
2nd and 3rd no outs....
TAKE NOTES BRAVES…..
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Pujols just stole third
WUT
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
if Fat Pooholes can steal...and we can't...argh.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
well guys...
looks like there’s going to be one more tie in the WC tonight…
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
of course
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
"This is not a sport where you have a gameplan."
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
EFFFF
In play, Run(s)
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
FUCKING DONE....
FUCK THIS SEASON…. SEE YA ALL NEXT YEAR… if i´m not banned by then….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
IT'S OVER
who do we get rid of this offseason??
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
We need someone who can turn Heyward around and get him back on track.
Heyward playing poorly for the whole season has been the biggest key to our demise, unfortunately.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
.387 OBP in September. And he’s having a better year than Prado, who continues to flounder daily in a premium batting order spot. The biggest key to the demise are the losses to the Cardinals.
His OBP is high because he’s been batting 8th
by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
/McLouth'd
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
That is a claim that is made a lot and is never supported with data. Walks and strikeouts are higher in the 8th spot because more pitches are thrown out of the zone. A hitter with a very good batting eye can take advantage of that.
And the point about Prado stands. He’s been worse for the entire season.
Coaching staff. Only holes that I can see. I wouldn’t change players at all.
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
Hey look, a team that can actually hit the ball!
by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
QUESTION...
to all the optimists out there….. is there any chance the Braves will be playing on saturday…?
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
Yes.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
sure....
im just letting it all out tonight… because i honestly don´t care anymore….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
that may be the percentages based on past history
but based on opponents, I put it at about 15-20%
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
why does every bullpen choke it to the cardinals?
yeah they are a good hitting team, but between marmol handing them a saturday’s game and tonight letting pujols steal third on you it’s pathetic
at least don't give up the lead, STROS.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
ha...
you just wait….
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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
seriously, should be 1-2
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
I really hope that
Boston loses the WC with us.
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
WHAT? Someone tell me these pitches are not where they are on gameday…. last two right down Peachtree called balls
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
the guy threw 3 strikes and walked Molina.... what a fucking joke
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Watching the game on TV, pitches 2 3 and 4 should have all been strikes.
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by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
Ozzie to the Marlins?
/trollface.jpg
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
theriot sac bunt coming up
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
The Stros and the fucking umps are in the bag for the cards
How you let FUCKING PUJOLS steal third is MIND_BLOWING
I'm a fairly optimistic guy...
and I will root hard for the Braves if they make it, but they absolutely do no deserve the playoffs and I now am hoping they do not make it.
Sometimes you learn more from losing than winning.
by Timothy Burkhardt on Sep 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
great reason to hope we lose........................
Chopmaster: my link is my dad who has watched the braves since I don’t know. he’s 56.
wow. that’s about the most ridiculous thing i’ve ever heard.
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
How about this one:
The Braves will give up 9 games in the final month of the season and miss the playoffs.
by Timothy Burkhardt on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Much better than
" and I now am hoping they lose"
Chopmaster: my link is my dad who has watched the braves since I don’t know. he’s 56.
it's baseball, it happens.
and they can get swept, still make it in, catch fire and win the whole damn thing. That’s why they play the games. I am a Braves fan, therefore I will support them through anything. You seem about as fair-weathered as it gets…
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
...

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by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET
by Bizarros on Sep 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I think it's all a ploy by Selig
to generate buzz going into the postseason so people don’t automatically shift to 100% football.
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
Gentlemen, it’s been a pleasure serving with you.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Like the Captain said, nice and cheery so there’s no panic.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Women and children first
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
But the Captain always goes down with his ship
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
2011 Atlanta Braves

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
No no no...
you got it all wrong. That is the 2010 Atlanta Braves. This is our version:

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Titanic II
This time it’s personal.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
That's assuming the Captain has a sense of honor
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
prevent da runz!!
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
OMG. heart attack stros.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Dude, it’s tied, which means the Cardinals are up by 5.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
COME ON JORDAN SCHAFER
Put A FUCKING charge in one!!!
WHEW
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Braves:
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"We did a lot of good things last year, and now we've got Julio ... That does nothing but improve the offense, and we expect to do better. That's our goal, to lead the NFL in everything. Every offensive category." -Roddy White
by Beachy Keen on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i can't help but to laugh at this one. so true. so so true.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Yea, we know, why would you think we would want our pain crystallized in a mildly interesting picture? What kind of masocist are you?
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
TC has started advertising liquor. Coincidence?
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
I just hope there was no coincidence
in the Ryan Howard powerade ad.
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Sliding into First Base
Always a dumb decision.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
Astros...
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
sorry. it was just as bad from here as well.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
thats what i was gonna ask
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
If this collapse becomes final can we bring back ChopMaster. He can be our jester.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
by GumpBrave on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He already is
just on other SB Nation sites.
Chopmaster: my link is my dad who has watched the braves since I don’t know. he’s 56.
Yea but we could make him wear Cardinals motley.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
I’ll bring the tomatoes, or whatever I can find within a 100 mile radius of Atlanta, I have a feeling demand is about to skyrocket.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
I think I would have to then ban myself ;-P
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
so the second pitch at his letters is a strike, but not the one 6 inches lower?
baseball is a funny game
Salad is on my fantasy team.
I would like him to fuck up very much
Sucks to be you
I basically rode Garlic Bread all the way to the championship
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
ESPN Text Alert
Source: White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen traded to Marlins for 2 minor leaguers
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
HOLY F$CK BALLS it is
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
managers can be traded?
any takers for fredi?
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
My friend is a ChiSox fan
He texted me and was just like….wtf is this.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
I guess managers aren't held to the trade deadline.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
I bet he’d clear waivers in a heartbeat….
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I would love for us to put in a claim for 2 days
just so he would come in here and scream and yell and hope that wakes everyone up… Can’t be any worse than what’s going on right now
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Raining at the Ted. Even the clouds are crying over our effort tonight.
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Astros' closer Mark Melancon coming in for the 9th
Schumaker, Descalso, Pujols due up
Wow
That Pujols flyout is a home run in any other park. Even Citi.
mlb network would rather show the pointless Ozzie Guillen exit
than a game with playoff implications
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
3 outs...tie game still.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
STL 4, HOU 4 - BOT 9
Johnson (0-for-3), Barmes (1-for-3), Towles (1-for-3) due up in the 9th
Octavio Dotel coming in.
I don’t get it <.<
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Maybe, try a better pick up line?
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
Maybe, try a better pick up line?
~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~
C'mon Stros
You may only be relevant this one time all year! Make it count!
(ok that was horrible I know. I really do hope they win.)
let them play ... let them play ... let them play
i wish i saw kelly lee’s name in that lineup.
best case scenario?:
stros win now
stros win in 16 innings
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
The best case is that they win in like, 500 innings.
However, even though they are the home team, every inning they play lowers their chances because eventually Pujols/Holliday/Berkman is just going to run into one.
by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
The latter
Make STL burn out their bullpen.
by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
So would the Stros though
Chopmaster: my link is my dad who has watched the braves since I don’t know. he’s 56.
The stros have a bullpen?
J/K this is true. Honestly though, I feel like if STL wins I want them to limp in and promptly get owned. I would hate to see them leapfrog over my Braves and go on to win it all.
by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Towles, that was pathetic. Who stares at 3 balls and then 3 strikes?
by Ivan the Great on Sep 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
alright, i'm outta here for now. gonna check back later.
hope to be pleasantly surprised, but prepared for the worst.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
How in the hell are the Astros a 52% favorite?
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
home team.... only based on past games in history, doesn't take into account teams actually involved
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
This is a really cool dog
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
much cooler than the Braves right now.
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
actually, I take that back..
Braves are ICE COLD right now.
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
That looked like a pop-up
And it was nearly gone in that stupid park
just fyi
Mat Latos has a no-hitter through 5 against the Cubs in San Diego.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
SIT DOWN
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
whoa whoa whoa wait a dam second is
freddi g managing the cards running two runners into outs ! lol
Baseball gods..if you are out there...
and if you can hear this prayer….PLEASE LET THE CARDINALS LOSE!!!!!!
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
I find it ironic..
that the most crushing defeat I can ever remember came in the playoffs against the Astros, and now it’s the Astros that can help control whether we even make it in this year…
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
THEM*

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
/vomits
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Come on Astros
need to do it here…
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
STL 4, HOU 4 - BOT 10
pitcher’s spot, Bourgeois, Sanchez due up
Octavio Dotel in for his second inning.
Schafer due up 4th
would love for him to get the walk off… It’d be like fucking success
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Just one Homer
One longball and I can go to bed happy. Please deliver Astros.
checking back in now....supsups upsps??
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Here it is. The baseball gods love a good loser.
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Fielding error by Dotel
Astros have the winning run on 3rd with 0 outs
larussa
will tell him to make one pitch, and fake injury so he can bring someone else in.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
60% of the time...
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
win it for us astros lmao cause god knows we cant
FUCKING SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Explain
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Oops...I forgot about this site and sarcasm font
I’m trying to mock all the people who were proclaiming the Cardinals’ infallibility in the 8th. That was supposed to be a hand doing a dismissive wanking motion. Apparently they don’t make animated gifs like they used to.
Sposed to be SEC
As a fellow EDSBS'er
I approve of this pic.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Sep 26, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
this pic
looks so wrong in so many ways..
by WeStillHaveBobby on Sep 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
its missing a shakeweight
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Holy Crap!
They may be a team with 100+ losses, but they just won my heart!!!!
had that one in the box for a while eh?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Actually, no
But I felt it was appropriate given the situation.
by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Heavy Exhale.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
like my wife just said:
Take what you can get.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
Baseball is funny
Now it’s no different than if both the Braves and Cardinals won. And the Braves’ odds go up giganticly.
hey i wouldn’t mind if that ass-hat was our manager next year…
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
have you read vivaelbirdos
regarding TLR?
they HATE him
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
he overmanages for the sake of managing
sounds familiar
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
not all the time
took lance berkman out tonight pointlessly for a pinchrunner
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Question...
Dare I tempt fate and post the On the Ropes section of the elimination thread tomorrow??
-C
It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?
shhhh!
how can we possibly be cocky right now? lol
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Nothing to do with being cocky...
Everything to do w/ accurately reporting the news.
-C
It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?
by cthabeerman on Sep 26, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
let's just pretend you didn't have time to do it
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Nah, hold on to that for a little bit. We are all acutely aware of the “situation.”
Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.
Cards are 2-3 in their last 5 according to VEB
Maybe they’re starting to skid too?
Exactly.
I’m just saying, the Braves aren’t playing great, but neither are the Cards. If they can continue to suck….
by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
and lucked up in winning those games too
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Latos just gave up a hit.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
From VEB:
Tony’s MO:
Make batshit crazy moves, because when they fail no one will call you out on it or even if they do, you just rest on the laurels of your career wins, but if it works everyone calls you a genius
I know it may be blasphemy around here..
But people said the same sort of things about Bobby. TLR just magnifies it by 1000
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
Alright loyal fans
I’m outta here. Positive energy..let’s clinch this tomorrow! Good night!
Twitter: @thekudzukid THIS IS THE YEAR!
we still have to win both games
and expect that Cards will win the next two.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
We're up to 70.9%
who knew the worst team in baseball could win even one game from the Cards?
sometimes its difficult to beat even the worst teams if your club is feeling the heat.
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
Isn't Bretty Myers pitching tomorrow?
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
think he's going wednesday, but he's def going one of these last 2 games
and he’s actually been pretty good his last 5 or so starts
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=310926115&teams=philadelphia-phillies-vs-atlanta-braves
St. Louis needed a win at Houston to pull even with two games remaining, but the Cardinals lost 5-4 in 10 innings. With that game still in progress, the Braves began clearing out of the clubhouse, not even checking a score on their phones. All the televisions were switched off.
“This is a tough loss for me,” said Freeman, who came up three times with a runner at second and failed to come through. “The last thing I want to do is watch another ballgame.”
Braves.
Falcons.
Gamecocks.
If that’s what you get out of that quote, you’re horrible at reading comprehension.
-C
It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?
by cthabeerman on Sep 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Wat?
"I don’t really care about that," Jones said./blockquote>
Pretty sure that’s literally what they said.
Don’t get me wrong, this was a crappy game and they have the right to be pissed at their lackluster offensive night, but for the team to throw their hands and say “meh, whatever happens I’ll find out tomorrow.” Something about now wanting to know where you stand… I can’t fathom that.
by mebravesfan on Sep 26, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
The point he’s trying to make is they need to take care of their own business. They’re not in a spot where it really matters what the Cardinals do if they just win.
You’re just trying to read what you want into that. Chipper probably hurt his leg badly running hard on the GIDP in the 8th.
And he remembers how mentally painful it was to be chained to the bench last year when the Braves made it to the playoffs.
by AmgineRmEht on Sep 26, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually by losing they lost the right to control their destiny
so yes…the cards game DID matter.
by DustinSmith on Sep 26, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
technically would still control our own destiny even if the astros won
Would just involve winning game 163
DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
Honestly not trying to start an argument
I realize Chipper cares. I have nothing but respect for him. I understand the desire to move on after a tough loss, and I guess I understand not scoreboard watching- after all, the score will be the same tomorrow morning as it is tonight. I just feel that something needs to click, to change, to get us moving again, and I was kinda hoping that if they stayed and watched the ’stros pull off a win it might help them rest a little easier so they could come back fighting tomorrow.
by mebravesfan on Sep 27, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
If he’s focusing on what other teams are doing, he’s not solely focused upon what his team is doing.
It’s pretty clear he cares about how the Braves play, and that is by far more important. He can’t alter the outcome of the St. Louis game, so what happens there is unimportant.
-C
It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?
by cthabeerman on Sep 27, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
It should be noted
That the Braves went into play for Game #161 last year in the same spot: 1.0 ahead in the Wild Card with two to go.
I like your style.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
gondee's point ...
let’s work with the assumption that somehow the braves pull off making the playoffs.
these back-to-back years of last minute drama in making the playoffs creates excitement (and a great deal of stress and heartburn for some of us – but excitement nonetheless) … if they were to get ousted again in the divisional series do the same rules apply; and by that i mean do fans once again say “what’s the point?”
the future seems bright on a lot of levels but i agree with the point that if you keep presenting resulting failure the college football obsessed south may revert to 80’s figures in attendance. (and yes i know they aren’t good now – but the playoffs last year … people showed up).
thoughts?
Personally, I’m excited for the next several years. I think that as the Phillies starters age and the Braves’ young arms enter their primes we have a really good shot at making a run at a division title rather soon. While this season may end in disappointment, I think that any fans that abandon ship now will be back within 2-3 years.
by mebravesfan on Sep 27, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
oh i’m on board for the long-haul … so i’m right there with you. just remember going to empty stadiums once a summer as a kid – then the early 90’s awesomeness – followed by the late 90’s/early 00’s seeming lack of support.
as a kid who grew up as a “tbs-er” in south carolina … it’s always been so hard to understand the city of atlanta’s seeming lack of interest. make sense?

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