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Open Thread: Atlanta Braves at Florida Marlins 9/19 7:10 PM

Atlanta Braves at Miami Marlins, Sep 19, 2011 7:10 PM EDT


Mike Minor vs. Ricky Nolasco

  1. Bourn - CF
  2. Prado - LF
  3. Jones - 3B
  4. Uggla - 2B
  5. McCann - C
  6. Freeman - 1B
  7. Gonzalez - SS
  8. Heyward - RF
  9. Minor - P

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Prado still batting second

:-/

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

We win with Chip in 2 hole

Then he says he doesn’t want to be there, and Prado gets re-inserted… meh.

Lol, just look at the Kid’s avg, Slick. - Chief Noc-A-Homa
Follow me on Twitter: @hashtagbaseball

by lingsched on Sep 19, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chip was in the 2 hole

in a lot of our losses as well

Chopmaster: my link is my dad who has watched the braves since I don’t know. he’s 56.

by austinhb on Sep 19, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering that Heyward is offering zero power...

….but getting on base at a very good clip, wouldn’t it make sense to have him in front of a red-hot Gonzo(who usually killls the Fish)?

No big deal, just seems odd.

by Undocorkscrew on Sep 19, 2011 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

It's cause he's hitting 8th

that’s the only reason he gets walks.

/McLouth’d.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If anything, for a terrible hitter like Gonzalez, the fact that he’s hot now is a good indication that it will not continue. If someone is getting on base and not hitting for power, leading off is optimal. Otherwise, 8 is a pretty good spot too.

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't say he's hot

Some idiot on here always says there’s no such thing as a hot hitter.

by JLudwick on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some folks would argue with a rock

"First!"...Who gives a damn if you are first

by bighop on Sep 19, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

There are hot hitters…but what someone has done in the past is no sound basis for making a decision in the future – at least, not in this context.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some News from Dave O'Brien

- Tommy Hanson threw two simulated innings today in Orlando and said his right shoulder “felt great”. He will make a start in the Instructional League on Friday and be on a pitch-count of 65 pitches. If everything goes well, he will start against the Phillies on the final day of the regular season (Wednesday, September 28). Those plans will change, though, if the Braves are still fighting for the Wild Card on the final day. Tim Hudson would pitch instead on regular rest if that were the case.

- Jair Jurrjens threw a bullpen session today that went well. He reported no pain in his knee. He will throw another, heavier one on Wednesday. He would not likely be able to pitch until the NLCS if the Braves made it that far.

- George Sherrill is scheduled to throw a bullpen session tomorrow and see where they go from there. He has been on the DL since August 30 with an inflamed elbow.

- When asked if he would include Derek Lowe in his postseason rotation, Fredi Gonzalez was non-committal saying, “Let’s just go day-by-day and get to the playoffs before we worry about that.” How Lowe performs Wednesday will likely seal his fate.

- The field at Sun Life Stadium is in the “worst condition I’ve ever seen a major league field after two football games”.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Slap hit ground balls for the win.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

"how Lowe performs Wednesday will likely seal his fate"

i really truly hope that if he pitches well in that start that fredi won’t automatically put him in the playoff rotation. he has sucked for almost the entire year, and one good start against a poor marlin offense does not deserve a playoff start

by Stephen M on Sep 19, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can this even be in question after the last, oh, 2 MONTHS worth of Lowe’s starts?? Post-season roster??? Do not want!!

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

by DolphinNation on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't really Chastise Freddi for the comments

it least it isn’t like with Bobby, who would have lowe starting game 2 no matter what

Chopmaster: my link is my dad who has watched the braves since I don’t know. he’s 56.

by austinhb on Sep 19, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some Stats

Some Stats

- Alex Gonzalez is hitting .360 (18-for-50) with a .600 slugging percentage in September. He hit .478 (11-for-23) in his last six games, which included having a home run robbed by Jason Bay on Friday night.

- Since August 6, Chipper Jones is hitting .350 (43-for-123) with 8 home runs, 21 RBIs, and a 1.017 OPS in the 35 games that have followed.

- Jason Heyward is hitting .281 (9-for-32) with a mammoth .455 on-base percentage in his last 12 games. All 9 hits have been singles and he has only 2 RBIs in that stretch.

- The Braves are now 6-0 in Mike Minor’s 6 starts since being called up from AAA Gwinnett in the first week of August. Minor’s 5-0 in those, with the no-decision coming in his first start back.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello Friends!

Need a W tonight fellas…let’s get it!

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

by DolphinNation on Sep 19, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

LLLLLLLLLLLLEEEETS GO BRAVOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Albert played in the AFL, they’d have to rename it the AZ/NM Fall League, based on where his homers landed.

by Yakker on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Al Davis demands that the Braves

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Phillies lineup, for those interested

Rollins
Victorino
Utley
Pence
Ibanez
Polanco
Gload
Ruiz

by Undocorkscrew on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I would settle for 9 innings of no hit ball

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 19, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

FTFY

And then decide he can do no better in baseball Philly and retire request a trade to the Braves.

If Albert played in the AFL, they’d have to rename it the AZ/NM Fall League, based on where his homers landed.

by Yakker on Sep 19, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday still out for STL

If Albert played in the AFL, they’d have to rename it the AZ/NM Fall League, based on where his homers landed.

by Yakker on Sep 19, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

And an off day for Yadi

If Albert played in the AFL, they’d have to rename it the AZ/NM Fall League, based on where his homers landed.

by Yakker on Sep 19, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday is likely done for the season unless they go to the playoffs

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hadn't heard that

Huge blow for them.

If Albert played in the AFL, they’d have to rename it the AZ/NM Fall League, based on where his homers landed.

by Yakker on Sep 19, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Halladay going tonight against the Cards.

Gotta assume they lose tonight. If we can just win here, it would be HUGE! Let’s jump on ’em early, and pitch well.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

That 1-5 in the Marlins order is red hot

Well, with the exception of Infante. He’s having an average month, but he’s hit extremely well in the 2nd-half.

It looks a lot more intimidating with Stanton and Morrison in there….

by Undocorkscrew on Sep 19, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

and Infante owned us last series

Chopmaster: my link is my dad who has watched the braves since I don’t know. he’s 56.

by austinhb on Sep 19, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Desperate times call for nostalgic measures...

The Giants are just 4 back ya know.
.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

They also are now facing the Dodgers and D-Backs on the road, including a start by Kershaw.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi you

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey there :-)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m great. Friday – I had to just turn the game off about mid way and do something to improve my mood.
Saturday afternoon – had family event.
Sunday was my usual afternoon at my parents house.

You all are stuck with me tonight – unless it get’s ridic.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven';t been around much either

but I can think of worse things than being stuck in here with you.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big smile on my face :-)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome Back!

I really missed your graphics Sunday!

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

From the looks of it, it was a heartbreaker.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very much so.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw the 7-9th innings at my parent’s house.
Brutal.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tonight, with you and your graphics back

I’m feeling good. Look forward to seeing them all night.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha back atcha ;-)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love a good ha

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN Radio

Tuned ina few minutes early, and they played Led Zeppelin and now Joe Waslh. Pretty awesome way to get psyched for the game!

If Albert played in the AFL, they’d have to rename it the AZ/NM Fall League, based on where his homers landed.

by Yakker on Sep 19, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Cards up 1-0

If Albert played in the AFL, they’d have to rename it the AZ/NM Fall League, based on where his homers landed.

by Yakker on Sep 19, 2011 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

2-0

Lance Berkman HR

Lol, just look at the Kid’s avg, Slick. - Chief Noc-A-Homa
Follow me on Twitter: @hashtagbaseball

by lingsched on Sep 19, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I never expected him to play like this with a year in the OF

thought he’d Troy Glaus it (a good month, with the rest injury riddled). I was wrong, and glad to see it cause I’ve always liked hiim

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Berkman

But certainly not glad to see this…..

by Undocorkscrew on Sep 19, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he would be productive

But nowhere near this productive

Lol, just look at the Kid’s avg, Slick. - Chief Noc-A-Homa
Follow me on Twitter: @hashtagbaseball

by lingsched on Sep 19, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve always like him too. Glad he’s had a great year.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anything to screw the Braves

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Puma smash

*&%$^#

If Albert played in the AFL, they’d have to rename it the AZ/NM Fall League, based on where his homers landed.

by Yakker on Sep 19, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

then stop

if we handle our business, we’re in. stop watching the scoreboard.

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boom.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

No we aren't.

-C

It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?

by cthabeerman on Sep 19, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sad thing is it should be inverted, 10% watching, considering the lead and number of games left.

The way people are worrying, you’d think we were back 3.5.

-C

It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?

by cthabeerman on Sep 19, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm merely checking the score every now and then

I don’t see anything wrong with anyone doing that. But yeah, nobody should be panicking right now…

by Undocorkscrew on Sep 19, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

speak for yourself

i don’t care unless we lose and that game is still going on.

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we’re winning and things are going in our favor in the other game, then fine.

But if we’re losing and the result of that one only adds to the glooooooom, then I’d rather not know until the game is over.

But that’s just me.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cmon Chip

Get us rolling.

If Albert played in the AFL, they’d have to rename it the AZ/NM Fall League, based on where his homers landed.

by Yakker on Sep 19, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

meh

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

If Albert played in the AFL, they’d have to rename it the AZ/NM Fall League, based on where his homers landed.

by Yakker on Sep 19, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least we’re taking SOME pitches.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Chill

It’s one inning

Lol, just look at the Kid’s avg, Slick. - Chief Noc-A-Homa
Follow me on Twitter: @hashtagbaseball

by lingsched on Sep 19, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

This^

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

by DolphinNation on Sep 19, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be negative

It has such an incredible impact on todays game.

by Undocorkscrew on Sep 19, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I were the Braves

I’d start playing this game under protest right now. The field condition is ridiculous.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Via @KrisMedlen54

KrisMedlen54: @mlbbowman hey bowman! Quit worrying about the cardinals! The Braves have to win… That’s it.

Lol, just look at the Kid’s avg, Slick. - Chief Noc-A-Homa
Follow me on Twitter: @hashtagbaseball

by lingsched on Sep 19, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

nice pick from chipper

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper doing what Chipper does.

Beautiful.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

the best

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan Uggla looks comfortable running on a field with lines....

Is this because he’s played in florida or he looks like a middle linebacker

by rxadam on Sep 19, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Stanton is an elite power hitter

it’s not LoLBraves when he homers.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

This

Lol, just look at the Kid’s avg, Slick. - Chief Noc-A-Homa
Follow me on Twitter: @hashtagbaseball

by lingsched on Sep 19, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Repeatedly falling behind is lolbraves

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

the guy is a professional hitter

sometimes he makes contact. it happens. it’s not lolbraves unless Can O’Corn from Griffey Jr. Baseball (SNES) comes up and hits a bomb

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

coincidental video game reference five!

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

please don't tell me

you’re counting.

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going for “The Todd” and how he makes up random high fives. I assume it missed.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what "The Todd" is,

but sure.

/highfive

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scrubs

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a fan

sowwy

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not the best show ever

No need to apologize. We’re still friends.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

This isn't your PS3

The other teams are going to score runs.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That man has unbelievable power

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Dang that sucks.

That’ll be out of the new stadium

by rxadam on Sep 19, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

So, in my fantasy league

I can have Stanton as a keeper for a 7th round pick next year. I’m thinking, “Yes, definitely going to do that.”

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know...

can you be an elf as backup if your gnome gets killed in D&D?

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a joke somewhere in here involving +5 swords.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolZ

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember when Javy & Galarraga

both hit theirs up there. Awesome

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

The Big Cat and who I just call .. Oh My.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t even describe how much I miss watching him behind the plate and swinging the bat.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're talking about baseball, right?

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, let’s not throw him that pitch again…ok?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

lets bean him walking has not worked out well for us ! lol

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, he can hurt us right now – we need to treat him that way.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Stanton strong like Bull. Me, not pitch to.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just up here, checking time stamps ;-)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-0 in the first.

Not too hot a start. Offense already behind. C’mon Bravos!

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

FML

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

by DolphinNation on Sep 19, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Baltimore up 3-0.....wow

Not much going right for the Braves and Red Sox recently

by Undocorkscrew on Sep 19, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

If Boston and Atlanta both miss, people will only remember Boston in 5+ years (hopefully)

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except for Phillies fans

They would never let us live it down.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

STFD. NIce comeback Minor.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to see some patience here

Let’s just string some shit together. Keep it simple, stupid.

by crimsonqueen9 on Sep 19, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

To follow up with my earlier comment about Prado

I really feel like he needs a day or two off. With a righty pitcher tonight, I’d have had absolutely zero problem with Hinske or Constanza playing left field. Especially Hinske, who’s seeming to be underused of late.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

highly

underused. no wonder his numbers have dropped so much

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prado would be a pretty good platoon candidate. RHP has been getting him.

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That too

Plus he might not be 100% healthy, the way he’s been moving lately.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

is he ever?

seems fairly injury-prone. and not prone to tell anyone about it.

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

They only found the staph infection after the opposing team’s doctors looked at him (Florida, I think)

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

see?

case and point

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still swinging for homers I see.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

“But it won a series last time!”

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That field really is in shitty shape. They should play stickball in Miami.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

let's not make him work too much, boys.

be kind to ricky

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

positive spins

I can dig

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly almost typed that sentiment.
;-)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

liar

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies are threatening 1st and 2nd.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Phillies score 1 on a single.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

these johnny cash commercials scare me ! oh and phils score 2-1

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

My kung-fu beats your kung-fu

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is crazy to me that Venters has been in 81 games this season.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

he is a former starter

and in combination, our best Loogy, primary big out need pitcher, 8th inning man, and secondary closer.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still a bunch of appearances. Personally, I think it is why he has been struggling lately. Just my opinion though.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

when you combine his extensive outings last year

i can’t rightfully disagree with that opinion

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

EOF and Kimbrel is up there too.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kimbrel, though, wards off arm fatigue with the power of AWESOME

Tired never touches him.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently a dude named Mike Marshall appeared in 106 games and threw 208 innings for the 1974 Dodgers.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

his arm may fall off tonight!

you heard it here FIRST

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Possibly…

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vidro would be very nice here

I’m trying to imagine a scenario in which Sanchez is doubled off.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

A Frenchy would be nice here

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I'll accept the Uggla.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now, if we can just get a Melky and turn that into a Vidro...

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chip's doing a fine job keeping tabs on the STL-PHI match

so we don’t necessarily need PBP here

savvy? :)

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Because with all of the gems and brilliance around here we wouldn’t want to clutter that with meaningful real world information.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's talk about pizza

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Delivery guys suck

don’t tip ’em. Ever.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

or not me.

well, you can’t. since i got fired! :D

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, that sucks

was it a Costanza like firing? As in did you leave with a bang?

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol not really.

but it’s okay. all for the best!

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

good luck

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

luck is for losers

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

jk jk

thanks :)

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

job search is tough right now

hope it goes quickly for you.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you

i have a few irons in the fire

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i've seen enough of you're comments

I’ve recognized that healthy sense of humor. that’s a good thing.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i try

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bonus is we’re getting you for game nights :-)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

for now :)

real possibility i’m going to start working full-time M-F

thus missing MLB postseason, except on DVR. boooo

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m glad for you.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, note that PHI-STL is going into the 3rd.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

So it's got 2/3 left to play before it matters?

gotcha. It doesn’t matter right now.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan: But the thing is, is once you score a run, it stays your run. You can’t lose it or get penalized. That run is like a little baby that you hopefully get to see grow up, and by grow up I mean make little run babies.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

made me chortle

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. Clearly no high strikes called tonight.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

according to the MLB book of rules

they’re really never called :-/

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just thought that ball 4 to Buck wasn't really very high

And was clearly over the plate.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

likewise.

bad umpiring is bad umpiring

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Halladay just gave up a leadoff double to Kyle Lohse. It’s like the Murphy’s Law of the pennant race for us right now.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Lohse leads off the 3rd with a double

We gotta take care of our own shit here tonight.

by crimsonqueen9 on Sep 19, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

freddie

my hero

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Nicely done Freddie

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

hey...did that pitch last week that went to the on-deck circle

make ESPN’s “not top 10?”

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, pretty sure I remember seeing it

Of course, I also saw it on Baseball Tonight at one point, when it wasn’t the same day.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

gracias

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

merci

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

We clearly need a meteor.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Cincy is up 1-0 over Houston in the bottom of the second

Runner on first

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Why do we care about that? Am I missing something?

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

thanks for that.

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make that 2-0

Frazier doubled to deep left to drive in Stubbs

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Angels up 1-0 over the Blue Jays.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

In somewhat more interesting news from other games

The Red Sox lost the first half of a double header with the Brewers earlier. They’re trailing 3-1 in the second half. I think, if they lose this, then the Rays are only 1 game behind them.

Seriously, highway patrol in Boston needs to keep an eye on the bridges.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, you look away for one second...

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

on pace

for 32 runs

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAmnit

Baltimore…

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

hod dog stand fire blazers 2 fishing charter mahi mahis 3 little league cayman islands

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Liberty vs. Fever

Tips off at 8:00

Free LoMo and Free Hat

by a hooter's baby on Sep 19, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've said it before

Combine the team names from any WNBA contest, and you’ve got yourself a cheesy band name.

“Liberty Fever.”

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOooooo

I like “Dream Storm” or “Sun Lynx”

Free LoMo and Free Hat

by a hooter's baby on Sep 19, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

At first I read this as “Sun Lyx” and was like, “There’s a WNBA team named the Lyx? Is that appropriate?”

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Dream Lynx”

“Liberty Shock”

“Mercury Sun”

“Silver Star Mystics”

“Sky Shock”

It all works.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do NOT walk the dang pitcher!

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

STL 3, PHI 1 - TOP 3

Lance Berkman RBI single. Nick Punto to 2B. 2 out.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously?

First time I’ve seen it.

by nypeach83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you know that they play in the Dolphins stadium, and that, in fact it’s not a baseball stadium?

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

history:

read up on it

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

And faded-out yardage lines and hash marks. Strange

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey everyone

I just want to say that this really is the best online community that I have ever been a part of. I received a warning today from Big Cat Country (the Jaguars SBN site) for saying that David Garrard was a better QB than Luke McCown…seriously, a warning for stating the obvious.

And then, the moderator went on to tell me that I was just butt hurt and needed to go play golf and get over it.

Mods of TC, you guys do it right, and I appreciate that.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

What does this mean, butt hurt?

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

thus,

why some of our favorites don’t frequent OTs anymore, I feel :-/

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

not saying that YOU said it, Justin

I know you were quoting

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

that tranny?

we know he’d [justin] never use such a slur.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or it could be a hemorrhoid joke?

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, it might just be a harmless rape joke.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that’s more it than anything.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

either way

it implies you’re sore from penile insertion.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

what if you were just riding a horse bareback?

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all fairness, it could be a butt plug

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve always wanted to say that sentence. Take that bucketlist.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAH!

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point, hopefully it’s your decision.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who’s to say it wasn’t a glass bottle – or baseball bat?

Ok, that even grossed me out.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or a bundle of sticks.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

please...just...

stop.

pelican, btw.

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, it had to be done.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

Butt hurt is not a gay slur. When did you ever get that idea? “Butt hurt” is just used for people who get their feelings easily hurt.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

rationalizing

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone's

looking for an upgrade to TC Premium.

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve already got that – I want the Platinum Package!!!

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t we all.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't we all?

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You were butt hurt

McCown is AWESOME.

And Garrard was wronged, so, so bad. Also, didn’t you tell me the Jags would be in the SB under Del Rio?

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. I never said that. I said that we were in a position to make a run at a SB in the next 2-3 years.

Not anymore.

Remember how much of a JDR fan I was? Yeah, that is over now. I want him gone, and I want Bill Cowher as our new head coach.

What JDR did to Garrard is completely bush league and classless, and the fact that the franchise, when so close to being able to actually win the division with Peyton’s injury, would opt to save ~$9M instead of putting the most competitive team on the field says alot about the mindset of the Head Coach.

All accounts were that it was his decision, and there is no way in hell that he honestly believed that Luke McCown gives us the best chance to win.

And if they wanted to rebuild – why not start Gabbert right away?

I’m so pissed off at what was a very good franchise that finally seemed to be doing things the right way to build a successful team for the future.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

this
there is no way in hell that he honestly believed that Luke McCown gives us the best chance to win.

And if they wanted to rebuild – why not start Gabbert right away?

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I know what an Astros fan feels like.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you guys think that Gabbert will be good?

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

not me

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me neither.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly don’t know.

I don’t think he’s the next Aaron Rodgers.

Maybe he can be the next Kyle Orton – not terrible, but not spectacular – but then again, we already had that in David Garrard.

I wish we had just saved our draft picks, drafted out of the 16th slot, and went with Garrard for another year.

And then, trade up (if we must) and take Luck in next year’s draft.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most of the fanbase seems to think he’s the next Tom Brady. I’ve actually heard the comparison made…ugh.

I was upset when we drafted him – not because we drafted Blaine Gabbert, but because we traded up 6 spots and gave away picks to do so.

That is totally opposite of the philosophy that Gene Smith has followed ever since he took over for Shack Harris.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was never impressed with the guy personally.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me either – which was why I was totally shocked when we made that trade to get him.

Gene Smith drafts the best player available and doesn’t (or at least, never had before) draft based on specific positional needs of the team.

I agree 100% with that philosophy, and was really irritated when I saw the trade made.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can understand your frustration.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who’s your team?

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I grew up a Niners fan. Currently I only really cheer for the team one of best friends plays for. I am a huge Boise State fan though.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like you anymore

/georgiafan

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by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry man.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kellen Moore is good.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was way overrated…in my opinion

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

again, georgia fan

I’d agree. I remember him basically pissing himself in Athens.

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by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was a double agent.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

his just being in the building on the 3rd

gave me a false sense of hope.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! My team beat yours in our most recent matchup.

BTW, it’s awesome (As a Bulls alumn) that FSU/UF/USF are within 4 spots in the rankings of each other, and UM is out of it completely.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats ok

We had our top two WR’s out , one took out during the game by an unintentional chep shot , plus our starting QB out for a half a game , and still kept it close .

by bravesdude on Sep 19, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

We started a freshman QB in his first game ever – and he dominated you guys.

Not to mention that our D swarmed y’all so bad that it really wouldn’t have mattered who was in.

And the only reason that your backup QB was in was because Jason Pierre Paul laid Christian Ponder the F OUT!

:)

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

My fault

I thought you were talking about the FSU and OU game this last weekend . Yeah thanks , you just brought back some bad memories from last year .

by bravesdude on Sep 19, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 years ago. :)

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corrected

What sucks is that we recruited B.J. Daniels before he went there . And then had a good game against us .

by bravesdude on Sep 19, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

IIRC, you guys actually reneged on your scholarship offer to him, and he went to USF instead.

I was not a huge fan of his last year, but holy crap, if he has really matured this much since last year, and can play like this week in and week out, USF is a legit team on the national level.

He made too many dumb decisions last year, but this year, I honestly can’t think of 1 that he’s made. He throws the ball away when he’s supposed to. He goes down and takes the sack when he should.

It’s really uncanny, and if it’s all due to Skip Holtz, I hope that man never leaves for another team!

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh..BSU….Looks like they may be the Big East’s best chance at survival.

Back to the Jags – I think we missed out on a real opportunity when we let Mike Smith go to Atlanta.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cause they're "East"

maybe y’all can try for the SEC, although it wouldn’t work. And I still recall Marcellus Wiley RIPPING Mike Smith, saying he sucked, knew nothing, and that Del Rio and Mike Peterson ran that show on D.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

yeah, but we are adding TCU in ’12, so the whole “east” thing is irrelevant now – as is the Big X.

At least the Pac 10 changed it’s name to the PAC 12.

I just wish they would go to the super conference set up and get it over with. Hopefully, that will lead to a playoff and the end of the BCS as we know it.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

with the Pitt, Cuse, and A&M moves

they are. ACC just fired the first bomb, more will likely follow.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just hope USF can get picked up into one.

I know I’m a homer, but I really can see us in the SEC. I don’t see us going to the ACC, due to the fact that FSU and UM are already there.

Although, the ACC has like 12 schools from North Carolina, so it is possible.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Big 10 works

they’ll want you for TV markets.

And no, you’re not going SEC. A)FLorida wouldn’t allow it. B) Seriously?

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by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have shown in the past that we can beat SEC schools (Auburn at Auburn), and yeah, I get that UF wouldn’t want it, but if FSU can approve to have UM (Which at the time had to be perceived as a bigger threat than USF would be to UF right now) then it is possible.

I just think our style of play fits with the SEC more.

The Big X is already up to what, 14 teams now? We don’t match well with the Big X at all. We are a fineness team built on speed and athleticism. My impression of Bix X football is big guys up front and grind-it-out type of play.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ACC needed legitimacy, Miami and VT brought it

and brought money from a championship game (in theory). That’s what drives this bus, money. USF doesn’t add it to the SEC, as Florida already brings the Tampa area, and probably even more than USF does. But the Big 10 doesn’t touch there and could count the TV sets for more $ in to the Big Ten Network.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

All of that is true – except for the UF grip on the Tampa market.

USF has become legit over the last 2 or 3 seasons, and has started actually stealing recruits from UM/UF/FSU – Gilchrist being a good example.

Also, Darrell Scott coming over helps us big time, as he gives us a prolific RB – something that we haven’t ever really had outside of Mike Ford, who couldn’t keep his nose clean and was dismissed from the program.

The marketing campaign of the school in the Tampa area has been tremendous, and it is starting to see results.

The program is still on the rise, and any conference would be smart to take advantage of it.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

your, ugh

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct. Was a Packer last year.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

be that as it may

with rookie contracts as they are right now, you could still take Luck.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

But we’d have to trade up to get him again.

I think we finish better than about 5 or 6 teams this year.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Touche.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was on base 3 times yesterday.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get out of here with your stats…

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good grief – must we swing at every pitch?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, here’s the potential 5-pitch inning we all know and love.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously?

3 pitches and 2 outs? Fucking seriously?

by Undocorkscrew on Sep 19, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anybody know what WXRL stands for? It is a baseball stat of some sort…

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by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Nevermind...

found it.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is like Fangraphs WPA for relievers

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves struggling through 3 innings

Cue sky falling on TC

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by lingsched on Sep 19, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

There's a difference between being concerned

And griping after every single AB

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by lingsched on Sep 19, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how when a team is performing poorly

They apparently don’t care. As if you have inside information about how much effort they are putting forth

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by lingsched on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright captain buzzkill

sounds like you’re griping about every single comment

by Stephen M on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Just every single dumb comment

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by lingsched on Sep 19, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

different strokes i guess

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know I joked about the Astros game earlier

but can anyone give me an update on how Schaf is doing over there? Not today, but in general

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

.250/.323/.333/.656 with 1 HR and 5 RBIs in 23 games, 4SB and 0CS

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

w0w

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Phils threatening again, bases loaded 1 out

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW Galarraga

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay Mike Minor, what did we learn.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

lolMinor

appropriate

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

lol…can we get this Mike Stanton kid? He seems good.

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by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Stanton is going to have 50 HRs by the end of the year

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Stanton is going to have 50 HRs by the end of the year game.

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by TonyAlmeyda on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

he will prob have 4 more by the end of the game if we dont start walking/ beaning him

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now can it be lolbraves?

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hasn’t been, yet?

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The TC majority disagreed with the first invocation

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll help. LOLBRAVES

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by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuckin stanton

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by lingsched on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

thankfully

nobody on either time.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Stanton – any chance they trade him to us for Diaz in the offseason?

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

or heyward?

/ducks… also, kidding

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 19, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not.

let’s do it!

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So my request not to pitch to him anymore has went unheard.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

You want to claim the horrible grammar I used too? ;-)

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by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You do know he’s hitting HRs at a fast pace this year compared to last, right?

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

true fact.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t the point of his comment

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then vomit it out into the stands using just his throat muscles.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds sexy

You'd think I was Travis Tritt struttin my FINE ASS on down to Florida

by Fatvirus on Sep 19, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves just need to win, bottomline

top of the order coming up, need to get on board and take the lead

by LEastCoastBears on Sep 19, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks, Joe

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 pitch out!

progress

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

When did Heyward go back to number 24?

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
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by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

what was he before?

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

22

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had 24 in some pictures i’ve seen.

But more to the point of Bourn grounding weakly to second.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
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by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

a smidge ashamed i couldn’t remember! but he hasn’t been very memorable for me this season. yeah, i dunno! maybe he’s just looking for ANYTHING to get him going.

couldn’t have been more than a week, eh?

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes problems are psychological and sometimes they are physical (approach, or a slight change in a movement that should be muscle memory) in my opinion Jason’s swing is off.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think his swing has been off

for a long time. chipper summarized it best when he said there’s only one point where his swing is effective, and pitchers/scouts/coaches don’t pitch him there anymore. simply too many holes.

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we need a rally to get us going.

Let’s bean Stanton next time up, have a benches clearing brawl, and see if that lights a fire under us. Course with Stantons power, it might hit off his bicep and fly into CF and they’ll give him a double.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

lol @ one season overreactions

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by lingsched on Sep 19, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolbraves

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
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by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Injuries… ruining athletes since… forever

by SuperHeyward on Sep 19, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Parrish has even managed to wreck Bourn

Now he’s hacking at the first-pitch all the time

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice long inning.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

STOP SWINGING AT EVERYTHING

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Polanco strikes out.

Phillies waste bases loaded and 1-out.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Never thought i’d say it. DAMN.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
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by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

good lord. 5 pitches?

You'd think I was Travis Tritt struttin my FINE ASS on down to Florida

by Fatvirus on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

nice.

You'd think I was Travis Tritt struttin my FINE ASS on down to Florida

by Fatvirus on Sep 19, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

I’m afraid Nolasco will get a Perfect game here, looks like it, ouch

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Good thing it is only the 4th inning right?

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget what offense he’s facing.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
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by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

flashbacks of big unit

You'd think I was Travis Tritt struttin my FINE ASS on down to Florida

by Fatvirus on Sep 19, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF!

This is mind numbing.

by Whirlybird on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I've never been a fan of over reacting and firing coaches

but it is so obvious the negative affect he has had on our hitting approach and results this year, I really hope he is gone after this season.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s time to sacrifice something, virgin (female, don’t worry guys) or a chicken? Or a goat (dark horse candidate)

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been contemplating shaving my beard for a week or two now

thinking this might be the night

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i did it took a day to work we lost that late extra inning game then went on to win 2 so i would do it if i was u !

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick innings. Fun.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

nah

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by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

nice

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

This picture needs Kate Upton’s head between Larry Parrish’s legs to really drive home the point.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d weep.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
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by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he did it while smoking a Cuban Cigar.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly that's it

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by lingsched on Sep 19, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we haz runz?

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
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by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

OT post to follow:

Anyone here willing to help a gal out with troubleshooting a wireless network question?

I bought a ranger extender for my wireless router. Both Netgear brand. It’s setup up ok and works great getting signal in a room of my house that was dead before. It assigns itself my network name, with _Ext on the end.

Only issue is: I use Mac Address access list to restrict who can connect on my router. The range extender will only work if I disable this feature. I’ve added the ranger extender’s MAC address to the list, but still no luck.

I called tech support, but they will only give me the solution if I pay $99 since my router is a couple years old and they are saying this falls under “warranty”. I call BS on that since I think they should help me figure out how to make their router work with their extender with this feature engaged.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Have you tried going to the ip address of the router itself and managing the settings there?

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, nope. I use the setup utility they provide.
Plus, I’m not sure I’d even know how.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you put:

192.168.0.1

In your browser address bar, it should bring you to the router settings page. I’m not entirely positive because it’s sometimes different for different brands and I’ve never used Netgear, but I think that’s what it is.

by Shocked on Sep 19, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is correct

http://support.netgear.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/112/~/secure-your-wireless-network%3A-wpa%2Fwpa2-%28recommended%29

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this also tells you the default username and password. I wouldn’t have known that without looking it up. Some routers you don’t have to enter anything by default.

by Shocked on Sep 19, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, bookmarked that and I’ll do some reading.

I read some on that site and it said to install the extender with mac access turned off, then once it’s established you can engage it again and it should work – but didn’t for me.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm anti-Mac

so I am probably not the best resource here…

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not apple mac…

MAC address list.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, ok.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

General question .. I live pretty rural area, so the mac address access list was my only security.

WAP/WAP2 – if I assign a password security, will every computer that connects to the router to get online have to enter this every time?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. Just once – so long as they save the pw on that computer.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks Justin. I know this is so OT / but we’re just now playing actual baseball.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

depending on the router, you can access it by a generic IP address…what kind of router do you have?

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disregard

I learned how to read better. :)

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLTLTR

But <3

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by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

STBD*

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
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by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Win.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice to see everyone tonight.

So let me get this straight? We’re two pitches away from being in a 0-0 duel? fml…

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

wrong.

it’s turrible

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, he's ALWAYS

on my mind.

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wickman

I wonder where he’s at right now.

Probably raping kittens somewhere.

by crimsonqueen9 on Sep 19, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

whew

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

And it still took him 18 pitches

Which is like, 3 innings from Nolasco.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smite me, o'mighty smiter!

LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES LETS GO PHILLIES

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
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by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

We don't need God

Just get on a boat with me and we’ll cruise away from American shores for a bit…

by crimsonqueen9 on Sep 19, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

My eyes are burning….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by 707kid on Sep 19, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

A HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 19, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

START THE BUCKING RALLY!

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
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by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG BASERUNNARZ!? LOLZ

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
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by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

You do realize both of those are out pretty much anywhere else right?

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay…

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

my bad.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

any other park...

that’s out.

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Not Houston.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
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by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

gah. you’re right.

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other than that, none that I can think of.

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by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness for bobble too

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank goodness for bobble too

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, the tread locked up and I didn’t see it posted earlier.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian only with the homer swing these days.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

WTP

Stanton says weight room

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 19, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Sep 19, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't understand

They keep talking about wanting to know how far that first Stanton home run went. Doesn’t it have to land before they can know that?

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

We drew, what, 9 walks yesterday?

Clearly Parrish chewed our guys the fuck out.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

9 walks?!

That’s 9 guys who could have been hitting homers! You guys disgust me…

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heck, this might have ACTUALLY happened

“You know why we lost tonight? You guys AREN’T LISTENING! YOU’RE NOT BEING #AGGRESSIVE!”

Would anyone be seriously surprised?

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

theres's the Gonzo we know and lo...

athe.

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

This is sports.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
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by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is sports.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is sports.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

This. Is. SPORRRRRTAAAAAAAAASSS

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what would be worse? Us collapsing or Boston?

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

is this a real Q?

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, THIS is a real Q

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boston. They were leading their division not long ago

by nuftjedi on Sep 19, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're a braves fan, right?

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he means more of a collapse.

Not to us personally.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct. I do like the sox but the braves collapse will definitely be worse

by nuftjedi on Sep 19, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he means more of a collapse.

Not to us personally.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well on one had that was sarcasm fail on my part.

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never will i root for him.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Constanza throws that on line.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

REALLY we are letting some one with such a douchey hair cut

whoop are asses come on braves kill this pitcher next inning !!!

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

With all the guys on our team who did the brohawk, this could have been said to us more times than not. Don’t poke that bear.

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats fine with me its the stripes these kids are putting in there hair like wings its so gay

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

what’s homosexual about it?

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a pop up

or a grounder to chipper

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a grounder to minor

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hilarious

Anybody care to actually be serious?

by Undocorkscrew on Sep 19, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-0. Minor escaped a runner at 3rd and 1 out jam.

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh sorry thought u asked what my dreams were

same nothing changed minor got 3 pop outs

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon!

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to escape that Minor Threat

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

not many will

doubt few on here know who minor threat is

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

now lets go cause a bit of social distortion.

/pushing the limits of bad taste.

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Freeman!

Didn’t you see top plays today? YOu can jump into the stands and get those!

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

we dont need any more people getting hurt !

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of pop-ups tonight

Minor is doing something interesting, I guess.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Ricky Nolasco could go 12, at this rate.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

is mlb.tv not working for anyone else?

by eyy on Sep 19, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

beautifully, for me

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm.

i wonder what is wrong with mine. perhaps the ole restart and hope method will work

by eyy on Sep 19, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was laggy at first i set it down one hd and it is smooth now

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stanton 2 / Braves 0

This needs to change.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Really? We had Linebrink up?

Geez…

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Simpson is just killing J-Hey's approach.

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe breaking down Heyward swing right now.
If you’re trying to pull the ball and roll top hand over – then step UP closer

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Heyward:

bouncers & strikeouts since 2010

and the occasional homerun

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

‘Anyone care to comment on that PA from Jason?’

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

it was a good one

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do

It’s about time Jason

by bravesdude on Sep 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe, just maybe, people create narratives to explain random variations that occur really often in sports

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

DFA!!!

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

About damn time.

Twitter: @TAlmeyda

by TonyAlmeyda on Sep 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Stanton.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

AMERICAAAAA..

HEYWAAARD!!

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

F*CK YEAH!

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward probably saw more pitches that AB than anyone else has, to date

And hit a home run. So he’s shaming everyone else on the team at the moment.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

he wants to take gonzos mvp award against the marlins

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ever.

in history.

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, I'm wrong

Michael Bourn saw 7 pitches in the first inning. No one else saw 6 until Heyward.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

1

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

That just happened.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 19, 2011 8:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Well, there was your one homer a month from Heyward.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously?

You can’t ever stop can you?

It was a particularly small egg...thats why I asked.

by thenightstallion on Sep 19, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

...did he break his bat on that?

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

You're right, we should have traded Heyward straight up for Stanton when we had the chance

What fools we all were…

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about we rip Heyward everyday

Just saying things like his swing is horrible, Stanton is greater than him, things like that. Maybe it can work.

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Heyward needs to play hurt!

by SuperHeyward on Sep 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at it this way:

Nolasco has the 7th coming up, which was like the 6th for DLowe last time out. Lets try and make it a trend.

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d sure like to see some base hits strung together by our team.

Everybody is swinging for the fence.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

healthy AB

from Prado thus far

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

True Story

Right before Heyward homered, my MLB.TV froze.

I guess it couldn’t handle what was about to happen.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Sep 19, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

woo!

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me or do the Braves get more patient (as a general rule, not in every ab of course) the later the game goes on?

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Parrish brainwashes them nightly, and it wears off around the 6th inning every night and they realize how illogical it is to hit his way.

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s not just you.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 19, 2011 8:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

DAMN! I thought that was gone.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

misleading camera work

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by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

How dare they?!?!

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever it takes

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

prado of last year would have put that one deep in the seats

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 19, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Double

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost a HR, almost an out.

We’ll compromise and give him two bases.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

If it’s above that blue line – it’s not a homer there?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

No, it has to clear the wall.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon chipper

a 433 ft single would be nice

by joshant on Sep 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Marlins.

I will never get over their fans.

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Marlins

Where a team has more players in the dugout than people in the stands.

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 19, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fredi had to call security to get a presumed heckler in the stands talked to or kicked out

by SuperHeyward on Sep 19, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was he making obscene gestures with a bat?

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

They didn't show it on Sportsouth

Just showed Fredi calling the ump over to have him talk to security .

by bravesdude on Sep 19, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

would be awesome to have chipper hit it and then Georgie run to first for him

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

IBB Stanton.

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

make it so

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, just make someone else beat you. And if they do, tip your cap to the-

/gags
Don’t let them.

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright Atlanta natives, best BBQ in the city. GO!

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

arby's

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is incorrect.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Atlanta?

Sonny’s. If you want actual Q, go somewhere else.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

like memphis

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

or the carolinas

or in georgia, outside atlanta, there’s a ton of good spots.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hubby likes my BBQ sauce.

But for RIBS, I like to go out and let professionals make ’em for me.
Carolina BBQ is my first choice. Not fancy, but great food.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason Montgomery is really light on BBQ, so though I know Atlanta is no BBQ mecca they are sure to have a few good spots just purely based on being a populous city. I’m really trying to dissect eating choices for a trip. I’m starting to think Cuban.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

No they aren't...

they really aren’t. You’ll find better somewhere in west ga than all the way in Atlanta. I’d help, but my Q experience is all east of Atlanta, and in to the Carolinas.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't know it til I moved here

but Lexington NC is suppose to be the B-B-Q capital of the world . I know there is a B-B-Q place on every corner .

by bravesdude on Sep 19, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone else think one of the sharks in that snickers ad sounds like Clay Davis?

by eyy on Sep 19, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

really, I keep expecting the shark to let out a sheeeeeeeeit

by eyy on Sep 19, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit him in the face Mike!

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Fredi Gonzalez is kind of a pussy…

Mr. Umpire, that bad man is being mean to me.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

And McDowell was shaking his head.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 19, 2011 8:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

c'mon Mike

walks kill

and if you want to give him a free base, why not hit him.

you would’ve used 3 less pitches

by joshant on Sep 19, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

laughable

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw damn...

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

are u kidding me we do the right thing with mike and get burned

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

8-5 boston leading in the 3rd

Sometimes I look at Al scores and think: how the heck to they get that much offense? Eight runs in three innings. Jeez.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, now it’s definitely lolbraves

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Was earlier.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even if they do, what do we have to hang our hopes on?

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by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course

It’s not Mike, it’s the other guy

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 19, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Good grief.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Any way we can get that guy to play LF for a bucket of balls if the Marlins want to give him away too?

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I can already predict the post-game quote from Fredi

“If you had told any of these guys we’d be 2.5 up with 8 games left, every guy in here would take that.”

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Personally, I’m sick of reading this after most games these days:

"….we didn’t capitalize. A bloop here a bloop there, different game."

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, if that is the case then we have a lot of win coming out way. And sometimes baseball is like that, which is fine. But that can’t be your game plan. Comments like that is the definition of clubhouse impotence. You gotta find some way to light a fire. Even-keeled is great if you are squarely on the line of winning and success. Recently we’ve gone astray and it’s time to shake it up in my opinion.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well then Fredi needs to talk to Parrish and his players.
Because our approach is always trying to hit homers, not bloop hits.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs to pull a Terry Collins

and jump down the throat of several of our players .

by bravesdude on Sep 19, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Fredi might need a self help course designed to help him express his emotions (what is the over/under on Fredi being a robot built by DOB), or possibly a ball-transplant surgery. It’s definitely one of the two.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

He definitely needs to assert himself and let his ballclub know , as if they don’t already , that they are in a very crucial part of the season and that they need to start playing up to their potenetial .

by bravesdude on Sep 19, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s time to whip out the Bobby Cox cardboard cut out a la Major Leage.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

With every win revealing a piece of him in a bathing suit .

by bravesdude on Sep 19, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

A 7 piece.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The HR ball is absolutely crucial to our success, and that isn’t a strong way to go because a power slump, or even just consistently missing by 10-15 feet (Brian McCann) absolutely screws you.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want Minor in the playoff rotation, if we get to the playoffs

I mean, pitching to Stanton down the middle and then an 0-2 fastball down the middle to Morrison.

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 19, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Minor is a great fit for the playoff rotation because of his relatively high K rate. Ks are king in the playoffs.

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he does a relatively good job of keeping it on the ground. And before tonight his HR rate was sick, it’s probably still decent but that was a big reason why he would have been good for the play-offs, especially considering the potential lineups and stadiums.

But the real question, is who do you want. Though we are pitching rich in general, we really don’t have a lot of excess in terms of constructing a play-off rotation. Minor might be in out of necessity.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it really only 2 weeks ago

when we were up by 9.5 games?

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

14 days ago...

The Braves had a 8.5 game lead in the NL Wild Card before the Phillies series started.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m greatly pissed I’ve already paid for train tickets and a hotel in DC next weekend.

I suppose I don’t have to go to the game, although that was the point of the trip.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 19, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

If we want to go to the playoff

we have to be fan of Phillies, Mets, Cubs, Astros, Dodgers, D’backs and Rockies instead of Braves.

by joshant on Sep 19, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

If we don't get to the playoffs, Wren needs to fire Fredi, seriously

and I don’t mean it’s his fault for this collapse, it’s his fault because he has cost us several games all season long that we wouldn’t be in this situation in the first place.

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 19, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Somebody will pay for this if the Braves don’t make it.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

But really as so many stated and questioned my fanhood when I disagreed…the playoffs are a lock.

We kind of really need to start playing baseball and not whatever this is.

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
.

by KINGSLYTUT on Sep 19, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I do recall this

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
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by KINGSLYTUT on Sep 19, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

“This Phillies series is pointless, we’re both locks for the playoffs anyways”

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
.

by KINGSLYTUT on Sep 19, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree that this isn’t baseball anymore, and that it generally hasn’t been for a while. It’s more like failball, except when Huddy decides to throw 8 scoreless innings to save our butts for one day.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who are these so called “people”?

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

so much talent though they could be so great maybe next year i think they will make the play offs barely but have a bad feeling they wont make it far

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally I'm excited for next year

Offense is still gonna suck barring some major years from guys and/or a big offseason acquisition, but we’re up to our eyeballs in talented young pitching and they’re just gonna get better over the winter. Spring training is gonna be a tough fight to fill the 5 rotation spots.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could’ve wrapped it up early, given Prado/Bourn/Freddie/McCann/Chipper/Uggla the rest they need. But noooooo.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think your wrong i think Jason will come out of his funk uggla will be great all year bourne will have his best year chipper will be good !!! pitching will be great !

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, we're a god team

But 2 guys who were Cy Young contenders before ASB are injured and the hitters are terrible

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
.

by KINGSLYTUT on Sep 19, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

We won games off of the fact that shutdown pitching with a great bullpen allowed us to get away with offensive and baserunning garbage for most of the season.

Now that we’re giving up 4-5 runs a game instead of 0-2, it doesn’t cut it anymore.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bullpen has been crap lately

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
.

by KINGSLYTUT on Sep 19, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who cares anymore if we make the postseason. Getting swept in humiliating fashion in the first round is worse.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 19, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

First, playoffs are completely different, momentum can change, some rest, etc.

and second, at least we make the playoffs and not the in the same company as the 2007 Mets.

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 19, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

EEEEH, one of the biggest chokes in history could be worse

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
.

by KINGSLYTUT on Sep 19, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even if we make the playoffs, we are playing so bad the Brewers would smoke us.

by BMacAttak on Sep 19, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

The Astros would give us a run for our money right about now

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The University of Montana baseball team would give us a run for our money

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
.

by KINGSLYTUT on Sep 19, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You only gotta win 3 of those games. We are very capable of doing that when things start clicking. Hopefully they start clicking…NOW

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

We NEED a RUNz thread.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

hola...

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 19, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

on this pace

Cards will play an extra game against Giants for the WC

by joshant on Sep 19, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, Dan

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW...

UGGLA SMASH

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

#35

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

a Home run...

yay!

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 19, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

more hits please

Twitter: @TAlmeyda

by TonyAlmeyda on Sep 19, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Because no one was on base. Bwa-ha-ha!

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 19, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

need more.

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
.

by KINGSLYTUT on Sep 19, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

The Braves are very success when they hit 2+ HRs.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

My English no good.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves hit many long balls. Much success for many moons. Braves swing hard, hit far.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan: What you gotta do here is hit the ball over the fence, when you do that the run doesn’t have to run, they can walk. And that means they are well-rested for the bottom half.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

…why did I just read that with Bill Cosby’s voice in my head…?

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude that’s exactly what I’m doing subconsciously. Joe Morgan and Bill Cosby are kindred spirits.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

also I would have added something about his hall of fame career and the way HE did it…

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus...

3 hard hit balls…2 right at guys.

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Single

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

come on...!

we need another solo Home run here…..!

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 19, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward needs to be like Mike

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Fla announcers (rather gleefully) just pointed out

Braves have lost five games in WC standings in the past 15 games played.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry

You have to listen to those clowns, but you can’t really blame them.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hated watching those guys

when I lived in Florida . They are so full of themselves and the Marlins . They rarely give the other team any credit .

by bravesdude on Sep 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't stop!

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

twas hilarious

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward, if you deposit one in the seats again, I’ll stop whining about our success in September for a week.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

wow way to lay off, Jason

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit, he laid off that breaking ball, lightbulb just turned on.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

PA

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

GREAT AB. That’s the Jason Heyward I know

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

PA

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, that’s what I meant.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

;)

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

A base on balls.

I find this most disturbing

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Ya what a shmuck couldn’t hit a HR

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
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by KINGSLYTUT on Sep 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Parrish is going to beat him with the switch?

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Conrad

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I typed that question into google

Didn’t get a definitive answer.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s how it is done!

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
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by KINGSLYTUT on Sep 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

RISP?

Oh that’s awesome! I wonder what will happen next…

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok Brooksie

Please do something that doesn’t involve getting out.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Books Conrad and the Case of the Turning Tide!

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds like something out of “are you afraid of the dark”

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait for your pitch Brooksy!

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Sit dead red on something or don’t swing. Seriously.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Conrad

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

"And the bases are loaded, just like Jack McKeon probably wishes he was."

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Taking pitches has led to loading the bases

And since bases loaded = disaster, we can only conclude that Parrish is right.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Time to hydrate :-)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m working on de-hydrating.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 19, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please Bourne, we need you!

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
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by KINGSLYTUT on Sep 19, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

bases loaded...

do not get excited…. do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 19, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember to bitch excessively about the quality of our players

They all suck and will inevitably fail horribly.

Probably in a fire.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Parrish is probably stomping around the dugout throwing a tirade about the fact that we have back-to-back walks.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Have to consider Diaz here

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Please don't hack at the first pitch, Bourn

Wait on the one you want. Make the reliever show you he has the poise to throw a strike coming in to inhereit bases loaded.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Largely because it pushed it into the Bullpen, which makes it manageable.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I belieev it's time for a classic Bourn shot into the RCF gap.

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

How about Bourn

hit his twice a year HR right here

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

INFIELD HIT!

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Totally saw that coming. That’s how the Braves do it.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

yes!

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

See the Falcons game last night.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really awful but hilarious cool story bro:

I had 122 points in fantasy football. The guy I was playing was down by 70 points, but had Matty Ice, LeSean, DeSean, and Tony Gonzalez. After the game ended, the guy is down by 2 points.

We’re the number 1 and number 2 scorers this week. Yeah…

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I put up 160

NBD

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
.

by KINGSLYTUT on Sep 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Random numbers are meaningless with all the different scoring formats.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

RandomYour fantasy numbers are is meaningless with all the different scoring formats.
ftfy

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was relying heavily on Jamaal Charles

so….yeah. My opponent had Miles Austin and Adrian Peterson-he didn’t need much else to beat me.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s certainly been a while!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 19, 2011 9:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I thought that was going to be caught for a second.

I was pissed.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

beatiful!

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Fish Killer at the plate...

do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….do not get excited….

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 19, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Lady luck smiled

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

can someone with photoshop skills make a really bummed out female braves fan with “debbie-down-a-run” on it?

by eyy on Sep 19, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we had been in 2010

Heyward would have scored from 2nd in that play

by joshant on Sep 19, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that one of those bloops here/there that Gonzalez kept speaking of?

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

if we lose and he says that crap again i will be very WEX

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

This upcoming AB

May define this season. OK, maybe not.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 19, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember, a walk ties it up just as easily as a hit.

Don’t feel pressured to swing.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

A walk please?

I want to see Parrish’s head explode

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

a Sniper works too….

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

a Walk works....!

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 19, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Be really, really selective here!

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

if he swings here, I will hire a hitman.

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Shit. I like this feeling. Do it again!

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Do NOT swing for 3 more.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

DON’T SWING UNTIL HE THROWS TWO STRIKES.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

3 Walks in an inning?!!!

The braves have been taken over by aliens. And I love it!!

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

suck it parrish

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

TIED UP!

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

TIE GAME....!

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Load em up!

You'd think I was Travis Tritt struttin my FINE ASS on down to Florida

by Fatvirus on Sep 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Twitter: @TAlmeyda

by TonyAlmeyda on Sep 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

And, just because, yeah: lolMarlins

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

PRADO game now TIED

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

MATEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
.

by KINGSLYTUT on Sep 19, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I can feel it...

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG ITS TIED!!!

WHAT THE BUCK JUST HAPPENED!!?!?!?!?!?!

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

One of the best hitters on the planet up

You'd think I was Travis Tritt struttin my FINE ASS on down to Florida

by Fatvirus on Sep 19, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Patience is beautiful

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH!

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Hot damn!

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Take ALL the pitches

I should come up with a meme pic for that

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

SLEEPER AGENT INFANTE

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

He killed us that last series just so that he didn’t give away his true allegiance. Kind of like how a double agent occasionally has to threaten/harm/kill someone on his actual “side” to preserve the illusion of complicity with his embedded organization.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Infante saves the Braves!

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Infante!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Breaking News:

Larry Parrish is running through Miami punching people, looks pissed. Stay tuned for more.

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

It turns out that Larry Parrish was asleep the whole time. But the polar bear known as snowflake is still at large.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..Holy crap we are winning..

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

SPEEED!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait…

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m liking what I’m seeing.

Twitter: @TAlmeyda

by TonyAlmeyda on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Lovely!!!!

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Meh

Hit to ME … ruled an ERROR

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets hope our bullpen doesn’t pitch poorly again

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
.

by KINGSLYTUT on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Has the Braves luck returned?

- Broken bat single
- Bases loaded walk
- Omar error

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha

Fab screaming “load em up, don’t be scared!”. They’re already loaded bro.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

*fan

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

THANKS OMAR… he finally gave us one

by SuperHeyward on Sep 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

UGGLA ANOTHER SOLO HOMER HERE....!

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Speeeeeeeed.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper is lucky the toss sucked

He didn’t start hustling immediately out of the box, and the throw still might have beaten him as a result.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

An ugglasmash

And I’ll give up drinking…tomorrow.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

In a sense...

I’m relieved.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 19, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ugliest. Batting around inning. Ever.

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

this

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

but so very effective :)

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Uggla

1 run leads give me the sadz

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

so, apparently,

the Atlanta Braves can play baseball too!

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

And they used 3 pitchers.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe this will inspire the Phillies to come from behind to win.

Twitter: @TAlmeyda

by TonyAlmeyda on Sep 19, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

♪ but i'm not the only one ♫

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

♪ and the woooorld will live as one ♫

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there a phillies fan in the marlins stadium

because i did not think the marlins fan were that bad at heckling

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

How many hits did we get in that inning? The solo shot, the blooper and then a bunch of walks, an infield hit and the error hit, yes? Randomest offensive outburst ever.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes it's better to be lucky than good

too bad the Braves couldn’t get more there…I can breath just slightly better now with the 1 run lead

by LEastCoastBears on Sep 19, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I love watching games with you guys

So few other places can you go through the depths of despair to the heights of ecstasy with a few hundred friends.

by BMacAttak on Sep 19, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s never boring, that’s for sure :-)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly you're not into hardcore S&M

I kid, I kid.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

God

Notice that immediately started after the Braves took the lead.

Fate lends a hand…

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool rain

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Can a really quick Hurricane form in the atlantic

So we can save our BP for tomorrow and keep the win today?

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

The last time there was a hurricane… yeah

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since the 3 days off from the last one – we’ve been screwed up.
No thanks.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

License and Registration please. Do you know why I stopped you? No? There are reports that there is a troll on the loose matching your description. Can you tell me where you go when you leave every game in the 5th sir?

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut Down innings boys

A lot of room in right center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets, the 2-1....
Twitter: @taymccracken

by ATLBRVS_19 on Sep 19, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Serious question: Would you give it a second thought about bringing in Venters in the 8th?

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

No

Venters works better on less rest, he needs to be working almost daily down the stretch to be effective for us

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can’t. Unless the objective is to rest him he has to be your default as he has all year and should be on the merit of his prodigious skill level.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

very valid points. Just thought I’d poll the audience.

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double-Play [ENGAGE]

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate to have to grind

for runs, only to have our normally good BP give it up. Hope they can get it done tonight after yesterday’s fiasco

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Please please please

Don’t make this interesting EOF

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

EOF is trolling

He’s intentionally bringing up Stanton so Venters doesn’t have to face him

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh lord it’s Stanton

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't blow this for us, Gene!

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice.

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK!

Stanton batting.

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Your heart attack Braves at their finest.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

RAIN FASTER

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

lol, I can just imagine Fredi out there cussing at the sky. “C’mon you stupid clouds. Rain harder!”

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way. How is he going to calmly trot back to the bullpen if he used all of his life force arguing?

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves games have felt a lot like a really shitty and predictable script to me lately. Let’s Red Wedding this shit.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

What would that even mean? We kill Hanley Ramirez, behead him, and sew a Marlin’s head onto his torso?

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prolly Stanton since he’s been our Achilles’ heel tonight.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

…I’m not saying no.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not really sure I’m down with the Braves being House Frey/Lannister/Bolton though.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about we make Freydi pies?

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason I think Parrish is Manderly.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Jack McKeon is probably the closest MLB has to Walder Frey…

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think of the Yankees as the Lannisters

Does that mean the Marlins are in league w/ the Yanks?

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yankees → Lannisters is the obvious correlation.

That makes the Red Sox the Starks though and that’s just weird.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hank Steinbrenner is Tyrion?

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No dude, Tyrion is awesome.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Promise me, Ned.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now you’re just saying things.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s Jon. Aerys might have raped Joanna but there is very little to substantiate that.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you read the latest book?

The ending really bummed me out.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but there’s no way it ends the way it seems like it’s going to.

GRRM is mean but he’s not that disregarding of basically a pet character. The backing-out-of-a-corner may be something not particularly “pure” but I doubt that whole thing just ends right there.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he is dead. Lots of possibilities. He would warg into Ghost, get the kiss of life thingy from Melisandre, or even turn into a sentient Other like Cold Hands (remember the ice cells)

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you just ruined my honest attempt to stop spoiling everyone in the thread.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, sorry. It sounded like everyone here was up to date with the reading, and if not the discussion was getting pretty deep so they should know better. Sorry if I ruined anything for anyone.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Generally I don’t really care about spoilers but I feel like ASoIaF is so wonderful that everyone should have a chance to read the events happen for themselves.

Basically SBN needs an edit button.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It really does need an edit button.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It absolutely needs an edit button, it’s almost primitive that such a huge board doesn’t.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree about the edit button.
Even one with a 1-2 minute time window would let one fix ut-ohs quickly.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s most likely the first option (The damned wolfed is NAMED Ghost, for goodness sake), but I still would be upset with that.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t think he’s gonna stay dead.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he'll come back as Jon, though, either.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a fair bit of circumstantial evidence for that theory in the very specific wording used in the demise scene.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed there is. I’m kinda excited.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, perhaps I missed that

Maybe the “Ghost” thing is a red herring.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, I missed it too.

But there are like, 3 things I read the internet about obsessively, and this thread now includes two of them.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel at this point I should say

“Words are wind.”

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

“You know nothing Jon Snow”

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

But….

 “It is known.”

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tons of evidence that he is Azor Ahai, or the Prince that was Promised. Or one of the three heads of the dragon. Dany really has the best claim to the actually wording of the Azor Ahai prophecy, but Jon is clearly very important.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought of that last part, about being one of the dragon heads

But the…really out of nowhere emergence of….I forget the prince’s name right now has me doubting myself.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aye, he really mucked things up

Perhaps both he and Jon are heads. Since we know the Dorne prince certainly isn’t now =)

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quentyn defined the phrase “silly bitch” to me.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

THAT blew my mind. I’m going to have to go back and re-read everything to see if there’s any hints of it at all, prior to that. But it was a big “whoa,” for me.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently, the fandom suspected that Aegon wasn’t dead long before anything happened in this book.

I totally whiffed on any sign of that.

Though now the fandom suspects that Aegon isn’t actually Aegon but just some guy that Varys has set up to pose as Aegon because MACHINATIONS

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would make sense to smuggle out an heir if you know that they are about to come massacre you, but it can’t really be proven one way or another, except possibly by how he responds to the Dragon (see Brown Ben Plumm) but nothing authoritative besides the balance of power and how Dany accepts him.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of those things that can’t really be proven, but it is very convenient. Remember that one of Dany’s prophecies refer to a “mummer dragon” which would be exactly how you would describe someone posing as Aegon Targaryen.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wolf

Which is still kind of upsetting, since he was becoming awesomesauce.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Mel inexplicably keeps seeing “Snow” (once used capitalized when she was thinking to herself and once used in lower case when talking to Jon) so you gotta think that she is going to use her powers (which she says are strongest at the wall) to bring Jon back. She realizes his importance, and he is now all of a sudden free from the vow to the Night’s Watch, leaving him to reclaim his inheritance.

While George R.R. Martin does a lot to overturn fantasy stereotypes and plays on the audience’s expectations, it doesn’t make sense to the narrative for Jon to be a non-entity. And while it might be a little obvious, the series is called “The Song of Ice and Fire,” which could mean Jon-Ice and Dany- Fire, but when Rhaegar is speaking in vision Dany sees he says “his is the song of ice and fire” implying that it is one song. Jon’s strong association with ice, and the possibility of rebirth at the hands of Mel would combine ice and fire.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can she bring him back if he goes wolf-mode, though?

We don’t even know enough about the mechanics to understand if that works.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure warging rules are that once the original body is dead you can’t warg back. If he did warg into Ghost, Jon’s body would have to still be alive. Remember the horn sounded, meaning the attack might have been called short. If Mel could get him in time perhaps he might even avoid death. But more likely is that his corpse is reanimated by Mel. I don’t think that Mel, whose supernatural powers can directly help, would just let it sit by and happen because she understands that Jon is very important.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hers is a song of ice and fire

Doesn’t necessarily mean that she will embody both. She might need to find the ice?

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad she practically turned into a sex addict

I felt like that was a bit over the top when it became a defining aspect of her character.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Her chapters in ADoD pissed me off.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least Arya is still awesome.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true. Hoping she continues to get awesomer.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea but she needs to get the hell out of Braavos.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, let her finish training

Then kill a whole crapload of people in Westeros.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

If she finishes her training she would no longer really be a Stark. Plus I’m not sure they would just let her leave at that stage.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both true

But since when has Arya cared about some stupid rules?

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it said “his” is the song of ice and fire. It might have been a memory, but the idea is that those visions are all muddled, but that there is some truth in it. The point is that Jon is clearly the Ice, and his song would be really short to this point, since he hasn’t really accomplished any big picture things to warrant the title. Perhaps he is the intersection of both, perhaps he is the ice to Dany’s fire. Whether it’s the Prince that was Promise, Azor Azhai or one of the heads of the dragon I think Jon is really important and is definitely not gone.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personal theory:

She and Aerys had an affair. Jon is the Child. He will hook up with Dany. Awesomeness will happen.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I definitely think it was Rhaegar, remember he gave her the Queen of Love and Beauty after winning that championship. Him kidnapping Lyanna also pretty much caused the War in the first place. I think its Rhaegar and Lyanna’s kid.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is so much the obvious theory that it will be sad, to me, if that’s what ends up happening.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

At one point they each have dreams of two armies colliding, there is a lot of evidence to indicate that they might be on opposite sides. CAn’t remember anything specific about it but re-reading it seemed really meaningful to me at the time.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Starks are actually in a really strong position. The Lannisters have gotten hit harder with Tywin (who is really the most important one,) the newly impotent Jaime and the humiliated and depraved Cersei. Tommen is punchless and the Tyrells are about to take over the only advantage they had, King’s Landing.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well you could argue that the Phillies could be the Lannisters because they are doing everything possible to try to win now, and are losing their future as the result. But I think the Phillies have to be the Boltons, or perhaps the Burned Men.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely the Boltons in my mind.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aye I like that too.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

A George R.R. Martin reference

In a baseball thread?
Sir, I am impressed.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, that happens all the time.

One of the only reasons I occasionally pop over to MCC to read their threads is that they have gigantic subthread discussions of ASoIaF sometimes and they’re pretty hilarious.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea they really do, and I begrudgingly respect them for that. Methinks we need more of that kind of shenanagins.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

A K

would be effective as well

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Catch made

At the six yard line, lol

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 19, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Task still not easy here.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

chyes

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

6 outs to go

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 19, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

or rain, whichever

Proud perpetrator of yelling "Money MIke" at Oracle Arena since Dunleavy's trade to the Pacers.

by 15ks on Sep 19, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Oh OH

O’Flaherty…… O’Flaherty…. Auto-Outs!

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

go away your bad luck how have you not been banned yet ?

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was warned

I learned my lesson and am going to be a good little boy

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

W H E W

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Wooo EOF

now offense, a little insurance would not hurt.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Quick question

Does anyone know Sherrill’s actual status at this point? Could we possibly get him back for the postseason?

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

hes going to do a bullpen session i think i read

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, I read the same

But it looks like their leaning more towards Medlen now

by 707kid on Sep 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy that I thought wouldn't pitch this year

At this point, though, I’d be happy with either. Don’t see any need for Martinez in the post season if we put Lowe in the Bullpen.

Give me Hanson!

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Hanson comes back too

but I’d rather have martinez in the pen than Lowe. Mostly because C-mart is used to that role.

by 707kid on Sep 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to mention he can get people out from time to time

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats def a plus.

by 707kid on Sep 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

“A little insurance wouldn’t hurt.”

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Ya know...

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

McCann Freeman and Gonzo

Back to Back to Back….. so that way Venters can still give up 1 crazy run and a 3 run lead for Kimbrel to finish it off… Realistic scenario

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Going to take a shower now...

I’m hoping we can’t lose while we are batting…

"You owe it to yourself to be successful. After that you'll owe it to the IRS."

by WienerDog on Sep 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

The (baseball) gods must be crazy.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know you're a Braves fan when...

The thought of scoring that many runs boggles your mind.

by drtybird68 on Sep 19, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, Brian and his F-bombs

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe rest BMac some this series? Get him ready for gNats…

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

a 4-3 ground out and an Fbomb...oh Mac..

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

BIG swing by Freeman

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeh it was big enough

for my gamecast to go from 2-0 to 2-2…. insane swing i bet

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freddie swinging no matter what this AB

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he even throw him a strike that AB?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm gonna be that guy

and tell you there is not supposed to be a space before any punctuation. So…stop it.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 19, 2011 9:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Really need to sweep this series

I do not trust the Astros and the Cubs to win any games against the Cards

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

All that patience that led to us batting around and scoring 4 runs has seemingly evaporated instantly.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

And obviously threatened a fine if they took any more pitches.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff double for the Phils

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Sep 19, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

in the grand scheme of things im not sure i want them believing they can come back from any situation

lets just win enough to get ourselves in

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by 15ks on Sep 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey..psst...Jonny.

be Jonny for us tonight, k?

[My dad's] at work making $32 an hour.
by ChopMaster on Jun 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT

by Jareth Cutestory on Sep 19, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

The green stuff that grows on the north side of trees for $100 Alex.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Came up through Red Sox organization. Traded to Pirates in the Manny trade. Pirates gave up on him and Phillies picked him up on waivers.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heckling there is so odd...I'd be afriad of being singled out.

On a side note I’m going to have to take a trip down to that new stadium next year…with an army.

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Weakest Sam Jackson character ever?

I think so. Not only does he die, this guy dies OFF SCREEN.

The real Samuel L. Jackson would never die off screen.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he deserved to die…AND I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!!!

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just glad they killed Newman

by SuperHeyward on Sep 19, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

strikes please

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

STL 4, PHI 3 - BOT 9

Shane Victorino RBI groundout. 2 out.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Groundout

4-3 Cards. 2 outs..Utley up

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Will Stanton/Morrison be due in the 9th?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

5th and 6th if they get the out here

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the info

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if we keep them off the bases

by 707kid on Sep 19, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re spray painting the dolphins logo back on the field.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you pitch to contact here. Make him run to first…

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

So do the Phillie “fans” hate us enough to root against themselves?

by 707kid on Sep 19, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT was the Venters we love!

K/W Effect: any current lead is equal to or less than the amount of runs surrendered by your closer when effect is active. The way in which these runs are surrendered is the variable and is everchanging.

by Kolb-Wickman Effect on Sep 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

lol Tony La Russa is playing pitcher pinball

Dotel coming in to face Pence, 2 outs, Utley on first

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

he gets rusty when he doesn't pitch everyday

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

His numbers are best with 1-2 days and 4 days of rest this season. Worst with 3. Sample sizes are small, obviously.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/joe_lemire/09/19/final.week.red.sox.rays/index.html

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

every other day jonny venters just doesn't roll off the tongue though

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 19, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pence will double

And then utley will stop in between 3rd and Home, look to the camera and say:
Lol U mad Braves?

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

im tired of the racial intimidation that phrase brings

and Kimbrel threw 14 high-explosive laser beams in the ninth
By David Schoenfield

by fizler on Sep 19, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

and somewhere a liberal has you seriously and called the aclu to get OP's comment flagged

Proud perpetrator of yelling "Money MIke" at Oracle Arena since Dunleavy's trade to the Pacers.

by 15ks on Sep 19, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

taken*

Proud perpetrator of yelling "Money MIke" at Oracle Arena since Dunleavy's trade to the Pacers.

by 15ks on Sep 19, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

as much as i have disliked you lately i loved that ! lol

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

now pence sucks… ugh

by B4TheFlop on Sep 19, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Chopping from afar...

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~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Cardinals win 4-3.

Pence grounds out with the tying run on 1st.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

BUT THEY CANT BEAT HALLADAY

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

really some kind of great performance by the Cardinals.

by fandave on Sep 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

21 thousand? hahahahahaha

Old Hoss is ready.

by Taylor Masters on Sep 19, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe saying they had to be counting limbs and it was embarrassing to try and pass that number off as legit

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hinske

didn’t want to hit anyway

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

This WC race

is gonna cause me to have refill my Nitros prescription .

by bravesdude on Sep 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd hate to be up 1

Going into the Philly series and needing to sweep to avoid a 1 game playoff

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d hate to have the mindset to even think we would be in that position right now.
We have 2 series yet to play. STHU

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slightly OT:

Uggla has what, 35 HR’s now? So he’s 1 behind Pujols?

by 707kid on Sep 19, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

get them out in a row i dont want to see mike !!!!

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

1 out

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

If you buy into the playoff odds calculators, this win would be about a 15% swing in the Braves playoff odds

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

That sounds

Utterly insane… But i’ll take it

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

most playoff odds I have seen have Braves’ odd at less than 15% from 1

by LEastCoastBears on Sep 19, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 outs!

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t relax yet CK – focus and END this game right here.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 19, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Really? I thought it was on Heyward.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He never saw it – the lights in his eyes.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course.

Never easy.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

blarchh

Don’t let stanton bat please.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Chipper and Craig failed us.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

So glad I looked forward to this all day.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Fatality

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Um…

yeah.

Okay.

If we recover from this and make the playoffs, yeah.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

So much for Omar being a sleeper agent.

My buddy and I just decided that the braves would be set if we could get Matt Kemp, Jose Reyes, and Albert Pujols.

by willlinn on May 17, 2011 2:13 PM EDT

by Bronn on Sep 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Omar walk off.

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Sep 19, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s gonna sting if we dont make it.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

2 days in a row he's missed up... major league hitters can turn those around

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh jeebus.

Kimbrel looking hittable lately. Please stop doing that.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

At least it wasn’t Stanton, again.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s not really an at least to this.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

I know :(.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

I know :(.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

0-2 counts have not been kind to us tonight

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

I mean either way it’s going to cause something. Either we realize that we need to actually win games and start doing that. Or it sends us into a horrible funk. Either way, I feel like it will be a turning point.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll see how they respond tomorrow.

But yeah, back end of the bullpen failing us is gonna screw us sooner or later, whether we make the playoffs or not.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

we may have just witnessed the death knell of our season.

by Aaron Meier on Sep 19, 2011 9:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

And I don't think we took a pitch after we took the lead.

I know that’s likely exaggeration, but it sure felt like it.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

back to back blown games by the bullpen

DFA Heyward. I'm dead serious
by wpf3211 on Aug 6, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
When all else fails – beat yourself.
by NCChopper on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT

by leedawg on Sep 19, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Football season.

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Sep 19, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I will take complete solace in that fact

by biggjoe404 on Sep 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

welp...

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 19, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

You can't blame Kimbrel

Chipper shouldve made that play
and Kimbrel has pitched 10 times in 19 days this month
and 3 days in a row

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on Sep 19, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

And he may have still lost tonight.

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Sep 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Kimbrel seems to have lost his dominance. No strikeouts.

by rubbles88 on Sep 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Panic button?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 19, 2011 9:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I think it's official.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 19, 2011 10:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

nah, i’ll just tip my hat instead.

by toppleprone on Sep 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bravo

Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Skins, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
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by SuperNewb on Sep 19, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i swear i’ll drive down to FLA and kick him in the junk if he says that tonight.

by toppleprone on Sep 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That may have been our season

"The Dos Equis guys want me to be the least interesting man in the world" - Drama

by BravesDawg16 on Sep 19, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

or they have been severely overused….

by ATLtruth on Sep 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody didn't read Pac's article

Chopmaster: my link is my dad who has watched the braves since I don’t know. he’s 56.

by austinhb on Sep 19, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cameron's**

Chopmaster: my link is my dad who has watched the braves since I don’t know. he’s 56.

by austinhb on Sep 19, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

We picked a hell of a time to start sucking ass!

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry if this is a downer, but I honestly don’t think we are going to make it as we are doing right now.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

At least not any further than the first round like this.

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think we’re done until we actually lose sole possession of first.

I don’t think we’re capable of getting back into it if we ever fall out though.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was about to post

I still think we’ll make the playoffs and I still think we can advance past the NLDS (I don’t think we can beat PHI right now though). But if those asshole Cards get the lead it’s done.

you're not defending him are you?
are you his mom?

by toppleprone on Jun 7, 2011 9:43 PM EDT

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by SnipeShot on Sep 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just seems reasonable to assume that we lose 2 of the Phillies series. So that basically means we need to run the table the rest of the way. I’m just really worried, and would be heartbroken if we missed out on the play offs with all of this fucking talent we have. I’m serious, somebody needs to be throwing shit in that locker room. I really don’t like this team’s chemistry and dynamic, but they have the chance to change it, but it has to start NOW

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Season over

Time for football

by JoeBravo on Sep 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Good, that means you won’t be returning?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully he finally leaves for good

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

fu<k this team

i’m done. Even if we make the playoffs it’s a 3 game sweep. I haven’t enjoyed a game the entire second half.

by DanSuckla on Sep 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Good riddance…cry baby.

I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER

by Poohjure on Sep 19, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rick Ankiel will save us.

Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Skins, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
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by SuperNewb on Sep 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

see ya take joe bravo with you

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

IF SOMEONE WOULD HAD TOLD US.. WE WOULD BE 2.5 GAMES UP ON THE WC BY THIS TIME IN THE SEASON, I WOULD HAD SAID… FUCK OFF….

the exponent in the equation is a matter of preference and "fit" it can vary depending on what the user believes to yield the curve that best predicts a team’s ability to win games.

by Ivan the Great on May 20, 2011 12:31 PM VET

by Bizarros on Sep 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Season ending

Call me a pessimist, but that just ended the Braves season. They simply have lost it. And with 8 games left it is unlikely it all starts clicking. I blame the “confidence” poll.

At the age of six I wanted to be a chef. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. My ambition has been steadily growing ever since. -Salvador Dali

by Kushagi on Sep 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

This is going to sound really awful

considering I haven’t posted in months and all that jazz, but I’m too pissed right now to care:

FUCKING RETIRE CHIPPER. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, YOU’VE BEEN DONE FOR A YEAR. YOU’RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF NOW.

you're not defending him are you?
are you his mom?

by toppleprone on Jun 7, 2011 9:43 PM EDT

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by SnipeShot on Sep 19, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

retard.

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 19, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s pretty much the only reason we’ve even won some games lately.

by Ivan the Great on Sep 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't even wanna give a longer response than that.

Jason Heyward homeruns make babies stop crying.. Jason Heyward homeruns also make babies, period.

by TheMelkHasSpoiled on Sep 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

How was the Jazz?

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by SuperNewb on Sep 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved it lol

Say whatever you want, I don’t care. We’re all Braves fans here.

you're not defending him are you?
are you his mom?

by toppleprone on Jun 7, 2011 9:43 PM EDT

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by SnipeShot on Sep 19, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not completely sure that’s true…

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by SuperNewb on Sep 19, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

You get what I’m saying…

you're not defending him are you?
are you his mom?

by toppleprone on Jun 7, 2011 9:43 PM EDT

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by SnipeShot on Sep 19, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

blaming Chipper?

If it weren’t for him we would be like tied for the WC right now.

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Sep 19, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was honest criticism. When Infante was buzzed, you just know he’s going to be more aggressive after.
He may have chased a ball out of the zone.

I wonder what the calls were on the other 2 strike homers we gave up tonight too?

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The marlins scored all of their runs on HR

someone, dunno if pitcher or catcher, was not throwing/calling for out pitches.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worth asking why Wilson is ever on the bench in a save situation, although Uggla is the one you’d replace before Chipper.

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

A couple haikus:

Well good grief bullpen
I hoped I could put away
this panic button

But no they reply
This season needs some panic
I do not agree

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

That's it.

Consider the panic button pressed.

turns into a tornado like Taz and proceeds to go berserk

by Tomahawk45 on Sep 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

At least the Falcons beat Philly yesterday.

For those of you here that are fans of all Atlanta teams.

by jjhova12 on Sep 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Titans fan, and I'd rather see the Titans go 0-16 than lose this lead.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 19, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, 0-16 gets you Andrew Luck

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by SuperNewb on Sep 19, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly!

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 19, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same.

Don’t care about football. Baseball or bust.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here.

I live in New Orleans, and it’s a football town, but the Braves were the first team in any sport I started following when we lived in Atlanta for a few years when I was a kid.

by Nabb1 on Sep 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baseball is first for me.. But it is almost sickening to watch the Braves play the last couple weeks. And since I live in D.C. it’s easy to get detached b/c of the lack of coverage/primetime games.

by jjhova12 on Sep 19, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought I had to be the only one. Baseball is the only sport I ever even remotely pay attention to.

by Shocked on Sep 19, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmhhhmmmm

Late October-Spring training is awful lonely.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I know the feeling. Baseball withdrawal isn’t fun.

by Shocked on Sep 19, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, same here. I mean I watch NASCAR sometimes but it’s sucked for years. So it’s pretty much just baseball for me. The offseason is brutal. Plus I don’t just “not care” about football, I genuinely despise it.

by tomahawklove on Sep 19, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That must be terrible dude, my condolences.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

As a Braves fan from Houston, with many friends in Houston, I totally sympathize. I refused to answer my phone for ANYONE the day after game 5 in ’04.

by Tomahawk45 on Sep 19, 2011 10:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I got three text messages in a four second span.

They’re still pouring in. I’ll never forgive the Braves if they blow this lead.

by foxrobe on Sep 19, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be cocky and tell them that it’s just to insure maximum heartbreak at season’s end. Possibly allude to some prospect who is going to be the best in the world (and be sure to have fun with the name.)

Because you are going to get it if the Cards catch us regardless of what you say now.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still have hope, but I have no confidence.

I think we’re falling out of this thing. I’ve been a Braves fan for 33 years and I’ve never seen them flame out like this.

by Nabb1 on Sep 19, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

This is either the end of the season or the beginning of the kick assery

Because the team had better fucking pick it up and play like the monsters they should be or St. Louis- who REAALLLY want in on October- is going to take it from us.

by crimsonqueen9 on Sep 19, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont know how much more of this I can take

Im only 24 and I feel like I should be on beta blockers or something right now. I honestly dont know why I subject myself to this. That being said, see you guys tomorrow. I’ve never played the violin but I’ll go down like the guys on the Titanic if I have to

by biggjoe404 on Sep 19, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm convinced the Braves aren't meant to go to the playoffs

I’m not hating. But how can you deny it after all the goofyness this month? This game is over if Chipper doesn’t lose Bonafacio’s chopper in the lights.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Getting the suck out of the way for the post-season. Sigh. That’s my hope

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been saying that to myself for a few weeks now. Hopefully they don’t forget how to not suck.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s been 7 to the magic number for I don’t know how long. We really need to pick up a game tomorrow and get that number to 5. That would feel very comfortable.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Charlie Sheen Roast. Pretty funny so far, go take a load of fellow Braves fans.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

can chipper file grievance

i know its not very classy but we need anything we can get right now

by unreel20 on Sep 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

:(

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Somebody please say something positive and uplifting

Please? I mean, we battled back today. That counts for something, right? At least we didn’t give up, right? Please?

by sidbreamsstache on Sep 19, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

“Well, other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”

by Nabb1 on Sep 19, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Not exactly what I was hoping for but, unfortunately, very fair.

by sidbreamsstache on Sep 19, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves are still more likely than not to make the playoffs

by pbrfan on Sep 19, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, purely statistically anyway.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 19, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taking care of the trolls and jackasses now.

Flag anyone you want gone that deserves it.

"It's not about me, it's about the team." - Martin Prado
Twitter: @scottcoleman55

by Scott Coleman on Sep 19, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

AND THAT DOESN’T MEAN ME!

"It's not about me, it's about the team." - Martin Prado
Twitter: @scottcoleman55

by Scott Coleman on Sep 19, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, you. That was my first impulse.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Darnit

Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Skins, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009

by SuperNewb on Sep 19, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

DID YOU GET CHIPPER GUY YET?!

Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Skins, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009

by SuperNewb on Sep 19, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

See below

you're not defending him are you?
are you his mom?

by toppleprone on Jun 7, 2011 9:43 PM EDT

My Twitter- follow for NHL updates

by SnipeShot on Sep 19, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whomever flagged/modded me

I received a warning and I’m fine with it; you’re right, I was completely out of line with the language and the attitude. Won’t happen again.

you're not defending him are you?
are you his mom?

by toppleprone on Jun 7, 2011 9:43 PM EDT

My Twitter- follow for NHL updates

by SnipeShot on Sep 19, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fredi Gonzalez school of confrontations. Ooooo me next!

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks man.

"It's not about me, it's about the team." - Martin Prado
Twitter: @scottcoleman55

by Scott Coleman on Sep 19, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

No problem, especially if it was you

Like I said, really extreme. Emotions, best of me, you know how it goes… doesn’t excuse it.

you're not defending him are you?
are you his mom?

by toppleprone on Jun 7, 2011 9:43 PM EDT

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by SnipeShot on Sep 19, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I threw my remote across the room. It happens.

"It's not about me, it's about the team." - Martin Prado
Twitter: @scottcoleman55

by Scott Coleman on Sep 19, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funnily enough

So did I. And broke the remote.

Sums up the day pretty well

you're not defending him are you?
are you his mom?

by toppleprone on Jun 7, 2011 9:43 PM EDT

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by SnipeShot on Sep 19, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I screamed words I usually only use on date night.

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was gonna ask if good dates or bad dates

But I suppose most of the words are applicable either way =).

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.
Thankfully, my date nights are always good :-)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or when you type “Javy Lopez” into Google Image Search.

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

HeHe

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s funny I was stunned and sat motionless for about a minute (which is a really long time for me to be still)

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you start flagging people for being jackasses half the members will be banned! j/k!!!

by jjhova12 on Sep 19, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whew - I can still post – for now ;)

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea what I did to create that strikeout. :-P

~ "Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West ~

by NCChopper on Sep 19, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adding insult to injury.... pretty sure I finished 2nd in the attendance guessing.

Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Skins, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009

by SuperNewb on Sep 19, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

12?

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
by ChopMaster on Jul 3, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

by oVecKid on Sep 19, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take solice in the following...

BRAVES

CARDINALS

I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER

by Poohjure on Sep 19, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Interdasting

So we really need to win at least 5 games out of our next 8. Hopefully we’re up to the task.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves last 10: 3-7
Cards last 10: 8-2

by nuftjedi on Sep 19, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, great, but...

What were the computer odds of Chipper losing a 2-out chopper in the lights and Omar Infante, he of 5 home runs all year, hitting a walk-off homer to win it?

by AnEternalEnigma on Sep 19, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty low I'd guess

Which is why I’m hoping crap like that doesn’t keep happening.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

No amount of stats can make me feel confidence in this team right now.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by -InsertWittyNameHere- on Sep 19, 2011 10:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Apparently I jumped the gun on this screenshot….

Updated stats are here: http://www.sportsclubstats.com/MLB/National/NLEastern/Atlanta.html

I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER

by Poohjure on Sep 19, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

So the news is bad?

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

5-3 still yields us a 94.6% chance of the playoffs….all things equal….which we saw tonight is not the case…lol

I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER

by Poohjure on Sep 19, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just scared of the 3 game Phillies series at the end of the year.

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmhhmmmm

Hopefully they’ll all be resting. We still might lose though.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie said they would still start a large majority of their lineup in order to be fair to all parties involved….sorta Bobby Cox-esque

I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER

by Poohjure on Sep 19, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course

and really, why not? And if it keeps us out of the wildcard, well I can’t imagine he’ll lose any sleep.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is putting his A squad on field against STL….only fair

I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER

by Poohjure on Sep 19, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can argue that they would probably rather face the Braves, and that his primary obligation is to his team not fairness. Let’s hope he has this thought…

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit.

by GumpBrave on Sep 19, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was I the only one who thought that their 4.5 game lead

was NOT IN FACT SAFE, with the way the braves were playing down the stretch?!
this hurts.

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by radamez85 on Sep 19, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

No

And if you think you were the only one who thought that you’re not so smart :D

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by SuperNewb on Sep 20, 2011 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I didn’t watch this game. I don’t think I could have kept from scaring my roommates with the yelling.

"One thing I’ve learned as a Phillies fan is that a lot of people hate our team and its fans."-commenter on The Good Phight

by Chipper Pwns on Sep 19, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

HAVE FAITH

Guys, we’re going to be just fine! I know this stuff hurts, tonight could not have went any worse. Former Brave hits walk-off homer against typically dominant closer after Chipper makes an error. You couldn’t have written a worse script.

But I really think this is the point where the guys circle the wagons and do what it takes down the stretch. We still have a 2.5 game lead with 8 to play and the odds are still in our favor regardless of how we’ve been playing the past few days. Chipper and Gonzo are going to take charge and will this team down the stretch. Hanson gets healthy for the NLDS and we turn it on against Milwaukee. DON’T GIVE UP HOPE. GO BRAVES!

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by downerhoo on Sep 19, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll never give up but I'm starting to get the feeling this just isn't our year

DOB just tweeted this. Spot on.

#Braves go from being 1 strike away from a huge stabilizing sort of win, to most devastating loss of the season

by wpf3211 on Sep 19, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

dave o'brien tweet

not that it really matters after that heart crushing finish …

ajcbraves David O’Brien
#Braves Fredi and Chipper said they’ve seen it/had it happen here before. Fredi said lights get reconfigured for football.

by calucas78 on Sep 19, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

In other news:

The Marlins have a crappy stadium.
One would think someone would do something about the lights, but still.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

only 5 games left in that stadium ever for the Marlins

I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER

by Poohjure on Sep 19, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, their next stadium is being designed to be a baseball stadium and not a football/baseball/hog roping/gold digging field stadium….it will be much better to play in next season….stands will still be empty though

I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER

by Poohjure on Sep 19, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITS OVER!

we still have games against the gNATS and phillies while st. louis plays the cubs and ’stros.. maybe next yr

by JR37 on Sep 19, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

It ain’t over till it’s over.

by mebravesfan on Sep 19, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Standings disagree with you….Still a great chance for Atlanta.

I’d rather watch little kids play BASEBALL then anyone play SOCCER

by Poohjure on Sep 19, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

We control our destiny if we can only take care of winning our games. Lately, we have a hard time doing that while the red hot Cardinals couldn’t seem to lose even against the Phillies. With a lighter schedule, it’s possible the Cardinals could run the table so it doesn’t look good the way we’re playing. And don’t forget the Giants are back too. The Phillies could have done themselves a favor by beating the Cardinals because the way the Cards are playing, they would be dangerous to face in the first round if they win the WC.

by rubbles88 on Sep 19, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

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