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Norton vs. Proctor: a creative exercise in futility

So I posted this on one of the daily articles (8/9/2011 Uggla No Struggla) but I want to hear what people see as the outcome in two face-offs between two of the greatest underachievers in recent Braves history (we will not delve into the endeavors of failure prior to 1991). That being said, I present to you the greatest (or worst) bout in the history of futility:

Your mission: explain what happens in the at bat each round. In each scenario the scene is the 19th inning in a tie game with 2 outs and no one on. There must be a winner in each round.

Round 1 

Pitcher Scott Proctor vs. Hitter Greg Norton

 

Round 2:

Pitcher Greg Norton vs. Hitter Scott Proctor:

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