We couldn't agree on whether Joe Dirt or the dude from Scrubs should be hired as janitor, so it never happened, and the mess in here has gotten worse and worse and worse. So why mess up the rest of the place when we've got a spot already disgusting enough to the general public to house your nasty rosterbating habit. Some, like gondee, are closet rosterbators who prefer the darkness (and a loose belt around the neck, but he's a professional, so we don't recommend you try that at home).
We know our pieces. We know the ones we want--Beltran or Span or Crisp or McCutcheon or Francouer or Betemit or Adams or Isringhausen or Rauch or Keppinger or Bourn or Pence. Whoever fills your fantasy, rosterbate away.