Who is the best-looking?

A humorous and very scientific look at which position on the field has the best looking guys (using this year's All-Stars).

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I'm comfortable enough with myself to know what I find aesthetically preferable

C: Heap
1B: Votto
2B: Cano
SS: Tulo
3B: Nobody
LF: Hamilton
CF: Ellsbury
RF: Upton

DH: Nobody

SP: Jair
SP: Hamels
SP: Lester

RP: Robertson
RP: Venters
RP: Rivera

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 14, 2011 4:37 PM EDT reply actions

C-The Tigers guy (Avila?)
1B-None, Sanchez if I had to pick
2B-Weeks
SS-Castro (although Reyes is eerily similar looking to Weeks)
3B-ARod
Corner OF-Braun or Upton
CF-Ellsbury
DH-Yikes
SP-Gio Gonzalez
RP-Robertson

Manager-Double yikes.

http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Jul 14, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions

Come on, Jair is not at all an attractive man.

If we can land [Stephen Drew], I will give FW a bj.
~justincredubil02

by king of games on Jul 14, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions

Wife calls him Pimp Tight for a reason king

http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Jul 14, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions

I don't usually judge men

C- Wieters
1B- Gaby Sanchez
2B- Phillips
SS- Tulo(especially with mullet)
3B- Beltre
LF- Holliday
CF- Kemp
RF- Bruce

SP- Hamels
SP- Shields
SP- Verlander
SP- Lester
SP- Price

RP- Crow
RP- Rivera

Shrimp, Steak, Liquor, and Pasta
.

by KINGSLYTUT on Jul 14, 2011 5:22 PM EDT reply actions

Kate Upton.

"You know when it comes to racism, people say: ' I don't care if they're black, white, purple, or green.' Uh, hold on now: purple or green?! You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! Unless they're suffocating, then help 'em."

by GumpBrave on Jul 14, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions

Google image search… I agree

by ducheneaux13 on Jul 14, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions

I find this...

rating of men by other men highly entertaining. Please continue.

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Jul 14, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions

I'll bite.

C – Joe Mauer
1B – Mark Teixeira
2B – Ian Kinsler
SS – Derek Jeter
3B – David Wright
LF – Martin Prado
CF – Matt Kemp
RF – Mike Stanton

SP – Cole Hamels
RP – Houston Street

Sorry, I’m only giving you one SP and RP.

by ducheneaux13 on Jul 14, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions

Alyssa Milano

Discussion over.

"Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona." -George F. Will

by J-Freak on Jul 14, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions

Let’s hold a moment of silence for your taste in women.

Thank you.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 14, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions

Harsh. She’s not at the top of my hot list—nor the top twenty for that matter—but she IS the one that’s a rabid baseball fan. Hence the relevance to this discussion.

"Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona." -George F. Will

by J-Freak on Jul 14, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions