you may want to walk in on of the other rooms (or as some call them fanposts) and begin to rosterbate. You may want to just find a street corner and start your own rosterbation spot. Don't do it. You will treated like a pariah, and you don't want that, do you? Seriously, being ignored and mistreated is not funny, it's just not.
OK, so maybe it's a little funny.
I'd make this a more well thought out rosterbation post, but we've got that on CF already. And I was hoping I could go this season without doing this, but since you losers can't keep your acts together, daddy's got to come in and teach you how it's done.
This is for your messy sickness to be cleansed people. We're sick, sick pupies, and we need to admit it. It's May, and nothing is gonna happen unless we find a taker for Lowe or Kawakami, maybe just Kawakami.
We all know what we're working with, an insane amount of quality pitching depth in the minors. What we need is dependent on the poster it seems. Some prefer closers, some sluggers, some a CF, some a SS. Some of us like redheads, some prefer brunettes, some like blondes, some guys, some gals. Me, I'm a leg and thigh man. It's the best part of the chicken imo. What, wait, we're not talking about fried chicken?
Oh right, rosterbation. Without further ado, and in the words of the late great Jack Buck, go crazy folks, go crazy.