Florida Marlins vs. Atlanta Braves Series Preview: The Fish Come To Town
Coming off a much needed off day, the Braves and their struggling offense welcome the Florida Marlins to Turner Field for a three game set. Dan Uggla and Fredi Gonzalez will square off against their former team for the first time (My guess is Hanley Ramirez doesn't come over to give Fredi an "I Miss you" hug today at the Ted). Atlanta enters the series with a 4-6 record, while Florida is 5-4.
Florida has won two straight series, against the Nationals and most recently the Astros after losing their opening series to the Mets. They appear to finally be back at full strength with Hanley Ramirez and Mike Stanton both back in the lineup. The Marlins, while getting solid pitching, have had most of their success at the plate. They currently rank in the top 6 of the NL in batting average, slugging, on-base percentage, and wOBA. It will be Atlanta's job to slow down those bats while heating their bats up at the same time.
Pitching matchups and more after the jump.
Pitching MatchupsTuesday April 12th, 7:10 EDT Chris Volstad (0-0, 1.80 ERA) vs Tommy Hanson (0-2, 6.00 ERA)
Atlanta's first chance to improve its struggling offense comes against Chris Volstad, who will be making his second start of the season. In his first start, Volstad threw 5 innings, allowing 4 runs (only 1 earned), while walking 5 and striking out only 1 against the Nationals. According to Pitch F/X, last week against Washington, the GIGANTIC right hander (6'8, 230 pounds) primarily threw his sinker and curveball, with his sinker touching just over 91 miles per hour. As shown in his last start, he sometimes struggles with his control and elevates his pitch count. He faced Atlanta twice last year, and won both starts, including a gem last September, scattering 6 hits and only one run in 8 innings of work.
For Atlanta, it's time for Tommy Hanson to get on track. He's had two subpar starts to begin the season, struggling with his fastball command in his first start against Washington, then with his off speed location against Milwaukee in his second start. An area of concern is a down tick in velocity in Hanson's fastball, from averaging 92.7 mph last year to 91.0 mph so far this season. Hanson has only recorded 3 strikeouts in 9 innings pitched this season, a very low number for him, as he posted a 7.68 K/9 ratio last season. Look for Hanson to hopefully get back on track tonight. For his career, Hanson is 3-1 with a 3.13 era in 6 starts against Florida.
Wednesday April 13th, 7:10 EDT Josh Johnson (1-0, 2.13 ERA) vs Tim Hudson (2-0, 1.84)
Josh Johnson is coming off of a tough luck no decision against the Nationals, where he pitched 6 solid innings, giving up 3 runs (only 1 of which was earned) while striking out 6 and walking none. Johnson looks to be in typical form so far in 2011, and will be tough as usual for the Braves bats. Johnson is easily one of the best pitchers in the NL, and this matchup against Hudson has the makings of a good pitching duel. For his career, he is 4-3 with a 2.48 ERA against Atlanta.
After missing all but the last month of 2009, Tim Hudson stepped up in 2010 and became the ace of the staff en route to winning the National League Comeback Player of the Year Award. Hudson led the league last season with a groundball % of over 64%, and has repeated this so far in 2011 with a GB% of 61%. Hudson has pitched great so far in 2011, giving up only 3 earned runs and 1 walk in his 2 starts this season. Hudson outpitched his peripherals in 2010, but the regression toward the mean hasn't started yet. He is 9-3 with a 2.84 ERA against Florida in 19 career starts.
Thursday April 14th, 7:10 EDT Ricky Nolasco (1-0, 2.40 ERA) vs Brandon Beachy (0-1, 3.75 ERA)
Ricky Nolasco toes the rubber for Florida in the series finale Thursday night. Nolasco will be making his 3rd start of the season for the Marlins, and he has pitched well in his first 2 starts. He's flashed great control so far in 2011, walking none in 15 innings of work so Atlanta knows he'll be around the strike zone all night. He hasn't struck out a ton of batters so far though, only 6 in 15 innings, it'll be interesting to see if that improves against the Braves surprisingly aggressive hitters this season.
Brandon Beachy continues on his search for his first major league win. Beachy is coming off a start where he uncharacteristically struggled to locate his pitches; leaving far too many over the plate against the Phillies. After striking out 7 in his first start against Milwaukee, he only managed 2 against Philadelphia, so it will be important to see if he has his command back Thursday night. Expect a performance more like the one to start the year against Milwaukee when he pitches Thursday.
Offensive Breakdown
The Marlins have put together some nice offensive pieces and have plenty of young guys with upside and lots of power in the lineup. Hanley Ramirez is expected to be back in the lineup Tuesday after being injured by a Bill Hall slide Saturday night against Houston, while power hitting outfielder Mike Stanton is also back after missing games with a hamstring injury. They've got a nice mix of power bats in Ramirez, Stanton, Gaby Sanchez, and Logan Morrison along with some speed with Omar Infante, Ramirez, and Chris Coghlan. To be honest, the Marlins lineup would be pretty formidable with Dan Uggla in it (we appreciate you letting us have him for nothing though).
The Marlins have been paced offensively so far by second-year outfielder Logan Morrison, who has put up a line of .333/.476/.606 with an OPS of 1.082. In addition to the core group of talent they already had, the Marlins added a couple of pieces to the lineup in the offseason. Infante was acquired in the laughable trade that sent Dan Uggla to Atlanta, and they also signed catcher John Buck to a head scratching 3 yr, $18 million contract in the offseason. Once the young guys get going, this is a lineup that could be pretty formidable minus a gaping hole at third base.
Bullpen
Leo Nunez (R) Closer, Clay Hensley (R) , Ryan Webb (R) , Randy Choate (L), Michael Dunn (L), Edward Mujica (R), Brian Sanches (R).
The Marlins spent the majority of their time over the winter retooling a bullpen that was downright dreadful last season, as it ranked 17th in ERA and took the burden for 25 losses in last year's campaign. To try to improve the pen, they acquired our friend Mike Dunn in the Uggla trade. In 3 innings this season, Dunn has 5 strikeouts and 3 walks. We're not surprised. Florida also acquired Edward Mujica and Ryan Webb from San Diego when they traded away Cameron Maybin, then signed Randy Choate as a free agent. There have been signs of improvement, as noted by a 2.48 ERA and a 78.5 % strand rate, but also 2 losses already from the pen. Leo Nunez already has 3 saves from the closers spot, but has been far from unhittable so far.
Series Outlook
A sweep of the Marlins seems unlikely with Atlanta facing both Josh Johnson and Ricky Nolasco along with Chris Volstad but winning 2 out of the 3 games against the Fish isn't out of the realm of possibility. Will this be the series that gets the Braves bats going? Will the real Tommy Hanson show up, control in tow? Will Fredi Gonzalez try to bench Hanley Ramirez from the opposing dugout? These are just a few of the questions that will be answered these next 3 days.
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It's good that we don't get a lefty in this series.
That should help the offense snap out of it. These are some tough pitching matchups, obviously, but only Johnson really worries me. If we do our jobs, we should be able to get to Volstad and Nolasco. Both of those guys haven’t struck out many so far this season, which hopefully will continue in this series. All we need is a little BABIP luck and some patience. If Tommy puts up a better outing, I think we take 2/3.
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by Jacob Peterson on Apr 12, 2011 12:36 PM EDT reply actions
This
our BABIP can regress any time now, kthx.
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I wish it would “regress” to what Philly’s is/was at.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you hit the nail on the head..
Tommy has to be good tonight. If we can get a good outing out of him, we win tonight and I feel pretty confident we can split the next two. The BABIP will stabilize soon enough, hopefully it happens sooner than later though. Hanson is the key. I also see Beachy having a bit of a bounceback outing after his rough appearance vs Philly.
Lets get those bats going!! And sweep the fish!!
Let’s go Braves!! Sending goob vibes from Caracas Venezuela!
Lets go Braves!
Vamos Martin!!!!!! Hope to get a good start from Hanson today…… Its Vital, from Valencia Venezuela…..
If Infante wants to just stay behind with the Braves when the Marlins leave town......
I don’t think anyone would really object. They can even take Conrad with them, just so they’re not down a man.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 12:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
While we're at it...
maybe they’ll leave Mike Dunn in Atlanta too. They can have George Sherrill…
I like it.
It would essentially be like they traded Uggla for Conrad and Sherrill. Now, THAT’S laughable. :-p
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
What if the Braves agree to pay the salaries of all four players (Conrad, Sherrill, Dunn, Infante)? Loria would like it….
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
and then they can take KK's salary too
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean take KK
and we’ll pay his salary.
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The Marlins wouldn’t score for him either…
by TBuzz on Apr 12, 2011 1:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't think the 27 Yankees could score for KK
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey...
He just doesn’t know how to WINZ.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
How funny...
It’s hard to meet a team that doesn’t score OFF Kawakami…
But I keep forgetting…he’s just unlucky.
by TBuzz on Apr 12, 2011 1:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hell, if I were Frank Wren…..I’d make that trade: Conrad + Sherrill + KK + cash for Infante and Dunn. Then kick back and relax for the rest of the season….
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the trade, except for one small detail
There’s no way we give up Cash. He’s too valuable to our organization.
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
But Cash is the integral part of the trade (from Loria’s perspective) – he (it) covers for Sherrill (’s salary).
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
*Sherrill’s and KK’s
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
/I think we'd need to ask for Josh Johnson then
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
If the Braves somehow managed to swap any of the parts we’ve discussed for Josh Johnson…..I think the Marlins might as well be contracted along with the Rays. Maybe baseball just wasn’t meant for Florida.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Loria would be the laughing stock of the world
if he made that trade. Look at all the shit he took for the Uggla trade.
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, technically – that was the Florida GM. Loria is just the miserly owner, so I imagine he had some say in that trade happening. He just didn’t take the full brunt of the jokes on it…..that time.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
If the Braves beat both Volstad and Johnson, I think they sweep. They’ve roughed up Nolasco before, especially Chipper and McCann.
I'm a former CTU agent, so don't f--k with me!
We've roughed up Oswalt before, too
I don’t think that’s much of a guarantee at this point in the season.
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Nolasco is significantly better than Volstad. I’d be upset if we let Volstad pitch well.
Twitter: @Ben_Duronio Stop calling Tommy Hanson "Big Red"
Well, now that you've said that....
Volstad is going to have a 12 K, 0 ER appearance. Good job. :-p
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, this
It’s been said about ten times in this thread already, but we must win tonight to win the series. Tommy has to be sharp tonight and I think he will. I went to one of his first starts last year against the D-backs and he got lit up…. he may just be a slow starter.
Unfortunately
We’ve let a lot of pitchers pitch well lately.
I am bi-winning. I win not only here but also there.
Ahhh... The marlins
The perpetual fly in the Braves soup. Hope we mow them down this year. Tommy needs to bring it tonight.
Marlins mission statement
1. Roster budget not to exceed $12.36
2. Prospects literally fall out of our ass.
3. Game times will be set to maximize rain delays/outs.
4. Give shitty, halfassed effort against NL east teams except for (see number 5)
5. Play Braves like our families lives are at stake.
6. Win one World Series every decade.
7. Blow up team.
8. Go back to step one. Repeat as necessary.
by Frozen Fan on Apr 12, 2011 1:33 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
+1,000,000
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Fredi and Dan are gonna take it to their former team..
its payback time beotches.
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I think they’ll at least take it to Hanley….they both hate him.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Considering Hanley's steep salary (at least for the Marlins budget)
I think Loria might trade him to Atlanta for Sea Bass, Conrad, KK and a collection of used bandages.
Of course, we’d have to take on all of KK’s salary.
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Considering that Loria basically fired Fredi for "mishandling" Ramirez
I don’t think Loria’s going to be eager to get rid of Hanley.
Also, to be frank, I don’t think we’d want him.
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Whoooooshhhh
Next time I’ll use the nonexistent sarcasm font.
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean this sarcasm font?
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Tharrrrrr she blows!!
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
How did you generate this?
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@ sign on either side of the font
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
font = post
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweeeeeet
winning
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
He was out
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OK, OK...he was safe
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve created a monster….
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry...
We’ll give you credit on the sarcasm font trademark.
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, I didn’t come up with it or trademark it. I just happen to know about it, because other people around here have been using it since at least last season.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Double Whoooooshhh
it’s what I get for mixing a serious post with a non-serious post, though.
Serious: “Loria wouldn’t trade him.”
Non-serious: “I think we might not want to take him.”
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This.
Hanley is the only real star Florida has left, and they know that. And you are correct, that the Braves would never want him. He’s not the type of player who fits with the organization.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
These aren't the droids we're looking for....
Besides…we already have one in our organization (Salcedo).
/Crosses fingers and toes
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
French Toast Wings
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I dunno about this sarcasm font stuff
it takes all the fun out of it when they know you’re not serious.
FTW = “For The Win,” btw. FTL = “For The Loss.”
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Really?
All this time, I thought FTL = “Francoeur The Loser”…..
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, forgot the sarcasm font!
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Alternatively
FTW can mean Fuck the World.
"You can't defense that!" -Gary Thorne, after Brian Roberts' go-ahead home run in the 8th inning of an O's game vs. TB
Only if you're a hardcore Vines fan, though.
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or the old ECW wrestler Taz
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Taz was awesome, not so much as an announcer though.
If we can land [Stephen Drew], I will give FW a bj.
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by king of games on Apr 12, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah...nowwwww it makes sense
Gracias
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I seriously thought it was french toast wings...LOL
Whooooosh!!
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
And I used sarcasm font and everything.
Winning, I am.
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Aw, don’t do that. I didn’t mean it. Here, I’ll get you some ice cream.
LIVE EDT
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
IT'S A TRAP!!
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
What ever do you mean? It’s just a scoop of Ben and Jerry’s “Cozy Posey: Cookie of the Year.”
LIVE EDT
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
They're out.
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by duwanis on Apr 12, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Since you beat me to all the Pasey discussions in this thread, I’ll just keep reccing your responses instead of adding my own. Well done sir.
"Life is a lot like a baseball game- you want your team to win, you want it to be a thriller, you don't want it to be called short on account of nature, and you wouldn't mind if it went into extra innings." -Dante Shepherd, survivingtheworld.net
*Posey. Dammit.
"Life is a lot like a baseball game- you want your team to win, you want it to be a thriller, you don't want it to be called short on account of nature, and you wouldn't mind if it went into extra innings." -Dante Shepherd, survivingtheworld.net
I don’t see what odd fabric choices have to do with Posey being out…
"Life is a lot like a baseball game- you want your team to win, you want it to be a thriller, you don't want it to be called short on account of nature, and you wouldn't mind if it went into extra innings." -Dante Shepherd, survivingtheworld.net
/looks up parlay in dictionary:
2a: to exploit successfully
As in exploiting the fact that there’s no instant replay to call him out? My god man, I think you’re on to something there!
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I find your ideas intriguing, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Yoda, is that you?
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yoda Sheen, I guess?
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WIN
A combination of 2 geniuses, you are…
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey...that's a great idea for a sig...
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
whoa
ESPN can give the Philthies all the verbal BJs they want, Braves will still clinch the east!
by suicide bunting is a sin on Apr 12, 2011 2:22 PM EDT reply actions
WHOA!
ESPN can give the Philthies all the verbal BJs they want, Braves will still clinch the east!
by suicide bunting is a sin on Apr 12, 2011 2:23 PM EDT reply actions
WHOA

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by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 12, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But there's two of them....
They must be Bi-Winning.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
"Will Fredi Gonzalez try to bench Hanley Ramirez from the opposing dugout?"
hahahaha…had me laughin
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by SouthernPanther on Apr 12, 2011 2:26 PM EDT reply actions
I love night games because I can actually watch them at home, but this whole not having any baseball Braves during the day is killing me at work.
What am I supposed to do for a good 3 to 3 & 1/2 hours in the middle of the day?!?
I demand satisfaction!
Chicks dig the long ball.
DOB: Did you ever hit balls as hard as Jason Heyward does?
Chipper: Is that possible?
……work?
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
I demand satisfaction!
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
That is, in fact, what I said.
Chicks dig the long ball.
DOB: Did you ever hit balls as hard as Jason Heyward does?
Chipper: Is that possible?
TWSS: doesn’t work so well when you’re quoting a girl.
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Newbie here
What is TWSS? And while I’m at it, DOB and SSS…
Lets keep the newbie bashing to a minimum on this one, I promise I’m a quick learner!!!
Thats what she said...
FIgured that one out on my own after about 3 seconds.
DOB normally means “Date of Birth”, but when it’s used around here, it’s often in reference to Dave O’Brien, the baseball journalist.
SSS means “small sample size”.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
For the other two
DOB == Dave O’Brien, the AJC journalist who covers the Braves.
SSS == Small Sample Size. Used to indicate that statistics are meaningless (or significantly less meaningful) because they cover a range that is likely insignificant.
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Tsk, tsk....
So slow….
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
30 seconds
gimme a break, man. At least I provided explanations. :P
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Is there a Post with a cheat sheet for the most common abbreviations used here?
If not – could be a good idea for a FanPost.
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Where's my tequila?
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by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally in the same boat.
We need some double headers up in this piece.
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by king of games on Apr 12, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
One objection to this preview...
We didn’t get Dan Uggla “for nothing”. Omar Infante is a hell of a baseball player and will almost certainly be badly missed at some point. I would still definately swap Uggla for Infante (and Dunn), but do not call them “nothing”, please.
Trading Brooks Conrad for Dan Uggla would have been “for nothing.”
In the scheme of things..
Atlanta traded a Utility infielder and LOOGY for the premiere power bat at 2nd base. In terms of trade value, that’s nothing we gave up.
Good write-up
I can see the Marlins taking this series because of the favorable happenstance of where we are in the rotation. I wasnt exactly too impressed by Volstads starts so far, but JJ and Nolasco look very good so far.
Marlins really need Hanley to get going this series, but we’ve been having some good production so far by others in the lineup.
Anyway, this is your friendly neighborhood Marlin fan saying good luck.
Go Marlins.
GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Josh Johnson for 2011 NL Cy Young!
Opening day only 2 months away
OMG
when did we give JJ to the fish? :(
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They came back and called shenanigans on the Uggla trade – demanded a more even exchange, or they were going to tell mom.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
i always giggle
at the word shenanigans. no idea why
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while." - Dave Cameron
Hey Farva
What’s the name of that place you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls?
Jack Parkman up to the plate, he does that little shimmy that makes the women here in Cleveland puke.
by ChippersMyLifeCoach on Apr 12, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
we tricked you by keeping the real JJ(Josh Johnson)
and stuck you with the less effective jj.
GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Josh Johnson for 2011 NL Cy Young!
Opening day only 2 months away
by Gatorfan4life on Apr 12, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean JJ Putz?
I don’t think we acquired him, unless I missed some major news.
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com
no actually I Meant James Earl Jones
He can act like he just pitched a No-Hitter with the best of them.
GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Josh Johnson for 2011 NL Cy Young!
Opening day only 2 months away
by Gatorfan4life on Apr 12, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Note: I have no idea how to use the sarcasm font
GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Josh Johnson for 2011 NL Cy Young!
Opening day only 2 months away
by Gatorfan4life on Apr 12, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Just put @ around your sarcastic phrase
like you would with quotation marks.
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com
cool thanks
test
GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Josh Johnson for 2011 NL Cy Young!
Opening day only 2 months away
by Gatorfan4life on Apr 12, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
This is my fault...
I finally bought mlb.tv so I can watch my Braves this year. We have won a grand total of 1 game since I did. I sincerely apologize.
BTW, been reading this blog for over a year. You guys (and ladies) are hilarious.
Equal opportunity complimentar - niiiiice. :-)
(yeah, it’s a word I made up)
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
LOLineup:
Prado
McLouth (THERE IS ONLY ONE “C” IN THERE. LEARN HOW TO SPELL IT.)
Chipper
McCann
Uggla
Heyward
Gonzalez
Freeman
Hanson
"That guy mvhsbball is really an insufferable schmuck." - FuquaManuel
Twitter: @scottcoleman55
I anticipate the lineup every day because the day will come when Heyward bats in a different spot and the interwebz will explode. It will probably go down in history.
Chicks dig the long ball.
DOB: Did you ever hit balls as hard as Jason Heyward does?
Chipper: Is that possible?
When that happens
I’m taking the day off and making sure i don’t go near the internet.
sounds like a good idea especially because welcometotheshow will be wreaking havoc all over this blog in some shape, form, or fashion, I’m sure.
Chicks dig the long ball.
DOB: Did you ever hit balls as hard as Jason Heyward does?
Chipper: Is that possible?
The problem is that the conversation will never die. No matter how it works out there will be I told you so’s being passed around like crazy. I may have to stop reading TC completely…
Ok I can’t do that, but it will be bad.
You do make an excellent point.
There are still people whining about certain trades, which shall not be mentioned.
IT WAS YEARS AGO, PEOPLE!! GET OVER IT!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I know, but that Grissom/Justice for Lofton/Embree trade was just awful.
If we can land [Stephen Drew], I will give FW a bj.
~justincredubil02
by king of games on Apr 12, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybin, Maybin not...
That fellow had more than enough comments to earn the boot yesterday, hoping it’s a permanent aloha.
-C
It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?
Why is this an LOLineup?
It looks the same as the normal lineup……wait…..OICWUDT.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I swear to God
Can we ban these people from saying anything about the lineup yet?
Interesting idea
Tell me, why do you think that would help? Are there some statistics to back you up? I’m curious as to what makes you think this would be a better lineup, and think that it would make for an interesting, enlightening, and otherwise refreshing conversation.
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com
Duwanis
Motion to ban Duwanis for fueling the moronic fire…
Nah JK, should have used the sarcastic font though.
Sometimes
it should be obvious that it’s sarcasm, even if it isn’t in a different font.
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com
LOL
Use the sarcasm font for Chrisssakes
CEO and Founder of the Draft Ryan Mallet bandwagon.
by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You dont need statistics to see that the construction of the lineup is costing us runs
Can you explain to me why our highest OBP player is batting in the bottom fourth of lineup? (not counting the 9 spot). Can you explain to me why we are still trying to help nate’s “confidence” when we have a ROOKIE struggling in the 8 spot? I do not agree with the statement that lineup construction will only account for like a couple runs over the course of the season
Oh man
maybe I should use the sarcasm font more.
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com
Alright, I'll play your game; but only since you asked so nicely
You don’t need statistics to see that the construction of the lineup is costing us runs
Actually, since “runs” is a statistic, you kind of need statistics in order to evaluate how well we produce runs.
Can you explain to me why our highest OBP player is batting in the bottom fourth of lineup? (not counting the 9 spot).
No, I can’t, because that’s not a true statement. The bottom fourth of our lineup (not counting the 9 spot) is currently Gonzalez and Freeman; neither of them have a particularly high OBP.
Can you explain to me why we are still trying to help nate’s "confidence" when we have a ROOKIE struggling in the 8 spot?
Firstly, I see no reason that those two are related whatsoever. Secondly, if we’re trying to “boost his confidence,” it’s working – he’s reaching base at the same clip as Martin Prado. Maybe we should move Prado down in the lineup too, though?
I do not agree with the statement that lineup construction will only account for like a couple runs over the course of the season
Don’t think anybody’s saying that. Wins, on the other hand, are a different matter.
If you’re going to raise the same old tired argument, at least raise the talking points correctly.
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com
by duwanis on Apr 12, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd
CEO and Founder of the Draft Ryan Mallet bandwagon.
by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Obligatory
WHOOSH
"You can't defense that!" -Gary Thorne, after Brian Roberts' go-ahead home run in the 8th inning of an O's game vs. TB
What're you whooshing me for?
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com
I is confuzed
Whoosh wha??
CEO and Founder of the Draft Ryan Mallet bandwagon.
by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it bad when I even see #2 typed in a post these days…I scroll on past?
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
NCChopper is #2 all-time for making innuendo laced comments.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey now! I was referring to all the posts about the #2 spot in the batting order which seems to be discussed on every thread on here regardless of the subject matter. I was actually being serious, which is rare. ;-p
And in regard to the other, it’s not on purpose. I’m just built that way.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SCROLL PAST IT!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
oh you mean this sarcasm font?
ESPN can give the Philthies all the verbal BJs they want, Braves will still clinch the east!
by suicide bunting is a sin on Apr 12, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
Tell me, why do you think that would help? Are there some statistics to back you up? I’m curious as to what makes you think this would be a better lineup, and think that it would make for an interesting, enlightening, and otherwise refreshing conversation.
There, no one will know; hence, they cannot respond.
Chicks dig the long ball.
DOB: Did you ever hit balls as hard as Jason Heyward does?
Chipper: Is that possible?
reply fail
:(
Chicks dig the long ball.
DOB: Did you ever hit balls as hard as Jason Heyward does?
Chipper: Is that possible?
You know what I like about series' against the Marlins
They’re like a break for the website. Marlins fans don’t have any fans that come to troll, start (crap), and give people here a reason to get up in arms, and create unnecessary grief for the rest of us. Instead, it’s just people bickering about the same things, but at least amongst ourselves, it’s like some deranged family.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Is there really that much of a problem?
I’ve seen one Phillie troller, and one Phillie fan that actually seems like a nice, reasonable dude (or dudette, if you don’t buy the idea that dude is gender neutral).
Granted, this is my first year actually participating in the site, but… so far it seems like there’s nobody here but us chickens most of the time :)
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com
Sometimes
Phillies are easily the worst, because whether they like to be sore winners or sore losers, they so often come here to well, be themselves.
But we’ve had our share of problematic fans from other teams too in the past, and it tends to get worse as the playoff spots begin to tighten up.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I think he just stuck around
because we were the only blog that didn’t try to spit on his world series trophy.
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com
Naaaa
He was here well before the Giants won a world series trophy.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
A Marlins fan was trolling this week...
Concerning Uggla.
-C
It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?
Saw that fan
and flagged the h*ll out of him.
CEO and Founder of the Draft Ryan Mallet bandwagon.
by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait...that was the philly fan
and in the notes, I wrote “If we can’t troll over there, they can’t troll here.”
CEO and Founder of the Draft Ryan Mallet bandwagon.
by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm clearly...
Not that bright.
-C
It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?
I come aroud every once in a while
but im pretty careful not to troll.
GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Josh Johnson for 2011 NL Cy Young!
Opening day only 2 months away
by Gatorfan4life on Apr 12, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
We don’t mind visitors from other blogs as long as they’re polite and not infamatory.
If we can land [Stephen Drew], I will give FW a bj.
~justincredubil02
by king of games on Apr 12, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I understand
We dont like it either when others do that.
Plus we Marlin fans aren’t the types who troll. we’re pretty grounded.
GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Josh Johnson for 2011 NL Cy Young!
Opening day only 2 months away
by Gatorfan4life on Apr 12, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That, and...
I think Loria may be crazy enough for the entire team/staff/fanbase.
That may just be me, though. :)
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com
Tell that to the guy I had to ban earlier this week
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Really good read, SC. Check out my breakdown here: http://royalsbraves.blogspot.com/2011/04/through-10-games-atlanta-braves-are-in.html
Hi Everyone
First time posting here at TC, and it’s a little overwhelming coming from the Falcoholic. Just one comment: If Hanson struggles again tonight, I’ll begin to wonder if he’ll ever become more than a bottom of the rotation starter.
We’ve held out hope for him for some time, but something still seems to be missing there. His problems from the last year (getting ahead in the count and then wasting pitches) seems to have evolved into this season. Now, he’s not even getting strikeouts. Generally, I’m not a negative/chicken-little kind of guy, but anyone else get the feeling we might have already seen the best Hanson had to offer?
There's at least a chance you're right
…but you may want to wait until you see more than 3 starts this year before you write him off.
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com
Greetings!! In my best Bruce Willis voice: "Welcome to the party, pal!"
It’s a very small sample size (future reference…that’s the SSS means, if you haven’t caught on already), so I’d take a wait and see approach on how he does over the next 3 or 4 starts. You may be on to something here, but let’s wait and see. For all we know, he’ll be back to throwing 94, 95 and go 7 innings in 90 pitches tonight.
Oh…points for anybody who can name the movie referenced in the subject.
CEO and Founder of the Draft Ryan Mallet bandwagon.
by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
You should award points for obscure references
not for references from movies that everybody should see.
Yippee-Kay-yay, my friend.
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com
Yeah, yeah...
I wanted to at least name the actor. Some people aren’t old enough to have seen that movie!
CEO and Founder of the Draft Ryan Mallet bandwagon.
by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
There was someone on a game thread recently who was unfamiliar with Patrick Stewart and had never heard of Jean Luc Picard or Star Trek: Next Generation. It made me sad.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 12, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I was shocked. I’m the one ho was involved in that exchange and sat there shaking my head at the sad reality of it. I’m a gal and can name the cast and recall most episodes. Hell, I even bought first 3 seasons for Hubby as a gift. I thought everyone knew who Patrick Stewart is. If not, they should.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Oh, right
You mean the guy from that TNT production of A Christmas Carol. Yeah, I know THAT Patrick Stewart.
And THIS GUY too.
(read with a British accent)…Bet he was something to see in the theater.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
The rule should be
If you’re too young to know who Patrick Stewart is “And likewise TNG: The Next Generation” you’re too young for TC.
it would be better
to make a list…. like
Name the movie this character’s from
a) Douglas Quaid
b) Marty Mcfly
c) Clarence Boddicker
d) Vincent Vega
If anyone, regardless of age, doesn’t know who Marty Mcfly is, he/she should be ashamed.
They probably also don’t know anything about DeLoreans or flux capacitors.
Chicks dig the long ball.
DOB: Did you ever hit balls as hard as Jason Heyward does?
Chipper: Is that possible?
Thank you...
and I’m a ma’am ;)
Chicks dig the long ball.
DOB: Did you ever hit balls as hard as Jason Heyward does?
Chipper: Is that possible?
Once again
pics or GTFO.
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com
Back to the Future is pretty freaking classic
It will be a sad day when that gets old enough not to be remembered.
GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Josh Johnson for 2011 NL Cy Young!
Opening day only 2 months away
by Gatorfan4life on Apr 12, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Dangit – left off a very key letter w there.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
by NCChopper on Apr 12, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
No problem...and nice post for your first one, incidentally.
CEO and Founder of the Draft Ryan Mallet bandwagon.
by DolphinNation on Apr 12, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
According to an interview...
I heard from him this morning on 680 The Fan (Atlanta Station). He said he’s still working out the kinks in his slider. Basically his “slider” is acting like one of three different pitches at any given time: a slider, a curveball, and a cutter. Every time he throws a “slider”, he does not know what will actually happen with the pitch. That’s not good.
That’s not the only issue. Hopefully, he’ll get the hang of it, and forever the optimist, at least with Hanson, I think he will.
I am bi-winning. I win not only here but also there.
Oh...
And welcome over here. Although, I’m familiar with you from the Falcoholic. I didn’t know you were in Florida (hopefully not Bucs Country).
I am bi-winning. I win not only here but also there.
If this is the same interview they've been playing for the past week or so
I’m not too worried about it. He’ll get the hang of it, he just needs a bit more time.
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com
It literally took me 13 minutes
to get to the bottom of the comments and I forgot what I was going to post :(
But I’m new on TC, hopefully my speed reading gets up to par, you dudes (dudettes) seem like an affluent group of chums that I’d like to be a part of
by PurpleDRANKnotJUICE on Apr 12, 2011 5:37 PM EDT reply actions
It's like walking into the kitchen...
And forgetting why you’re there.
I am bi-winning. I win not only here but also there.
I do that too!
Or sometimes I’ll have to poo so bad I’ll end up in the kitchen..go figure
by PurpleDRANKnotJUICE on Apr 12, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure Douglas Adams made up a word for that.
THE NL WEST WILL NAIL YOU IN THE RUSTY GROIN WITH SOMETHING --TheLetter2
www.duwanis.com

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