The gospel of JHey is spreading...

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excellent!
and devine!

by fandave on Feb 20, 2011 7:07 PM EST reply actions

If you made this the way I think you made this, good job. I used to get such a kick out of making church signs online.

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Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Feb 20, 2011 7:39 PM EST reply actions

Rec'd

"That guy mvhsbball is really an insufferable schmuck." - FuquaManuel

by Scott Coleman on Feb 20, 2011 9:27 PM EST reply actions

Rec'd

again

by CMassey on Feb 21, 2011 2:22 AM EST reply actions

Sacrilicious.

Q: If not us, who? If not now, when? A: The Batman. And "when you least expect it."

by Lennox on Feb 21, 2011 3:43 AM EST reply actions

Part sacriligeous, part delicious?

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by Mr. Sanchez on Feb 21, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions

+1 for not knowing the reference and coming away with the joke anyway.

The artist formerly known as someguy917.

by tcstew on Feb 21, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions

I stopped watching Simpsons around 2001

and don’t think it’s come close to it’s past level in 15 years.

http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Feb 21, 2011 8:57 PM EST up reply actions

+1

one of my favorite Homer “mmmmmmm” moments

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Feb 21, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

I hear the church’s Heyward nets go up next weekend…

-C

It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?

by cthabeerman on Feb 21, 2011 10:39 AM EST reply actions

Pure awesome.

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Feb 21, 2011 11:23 AM EST reply actions

Rather than smiting with lightning

The Heyward punishes with baseballs raining from the heavens…..however, some heathens just attribute this to his homeruns from past seasons finally coming back down.

by king of games on Feb 21, 2011 3:12 PM EST reply actions

My only problem with this

is that it implies that Jason Heyward is not God. Heresy.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Feb 21, 2011 3:37 PM EST reply actions

Hank Aaron is God

Jason Heyward is Jesus, because he is our savior.

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Feb 21, 2011 11:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions

Eh.

Anyone familiar with Christian theology knows that Jesus is God, even if that is somewhat confusing.

So I guess by the transitive property, Jason Heyward is Hank Aaron. Works for me.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Feb 22, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions

You thought it was coincidence that 22 was half of 44?

That's what she said.

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by BW Smith on Feb 22, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions

Jesus = God = Holy Spirit

aka: The Trinity

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Feb 22, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions

Teheran?

by king of games on Feb 22, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions

Exactly what I meant.

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Feb 23, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions