So, we all know that the Braves have been incredibly quiet on the FA/Trade front, despite a flurry of Winter Meetings rumors concerning the one and only Marteen Pray-do and Jair Jurrjens.

In this bi-monthly episode, let's rosterbate ourselves giddy with the hope of a more interesting 2012 Hot Stove season for the Braves. Sure, this thread won't quite make it to NYE, but we'll probably be sloggin' dranks and making fools of ourselves during those final days of December, anyway.

Since very little of our rosterbatory speculation ever comes to fruition, I've dubbed this the NotTrades edition, with a hat tip to NotGraphs. Let's have a little fun with this one...

Here's to an excellent holiday season and New Year for all!!

-C