We're sorry, Omar. Ladies and gentlemen, The shittiest uniforms in baseball. "If our...

We're sorry, Omar.

Ladies and gentlemen, The shittiest uniforms in baseball.

"If our ballpark could speak, its first words would be, `Hola, Miami," Loria said. When asked who was behind the design decisions, art dealer Loria said, "Most of it was me."

Lol, that is phucking hysterical. With a performance by Pitbull, nonetheless. Damn. Hey, at least their "old" unis were classy. No more.

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by cbwilk on Nov 12, 2011 12:08 PM EST reply actions

“It’s a great day for baseball today here in Atlanta. The weather is cooperating, with a light breeze from left to right and an expected high temperature of 81 degrees.”

“The Braves are in their traditional home white uniforms, while the visiting Marlins are in their new road-kill black tops, with gray pants.”

“Don and I be back with the starting lineups here in just a minute, on the Braves radio network.”

"Forget Roy Halladay or Clayton Kershaw or Cliff Lee, the NL Cy Young Award should go to O’Ventrel." - David Schoenfield, ESPN.com, 8/19/11

by carpengui on Nov 12, 2011 12:36 PM EST reply actions

I agree some of them are bad

but don’t think they are as bad as yall think…

As a southerner (birmingham till I was in 4th grade, then college at Sewanee)
and as someone who has lived in florida, MI/OH, and California…

I can say that southerners are the harshest against the kind of flair in these jerseys. I can also say, florida is the most supportive of it. If yall wanna hate on the style of the region that’s fine. But recognize that those jerseys are totally Miami and not only is that all they care about, but truthfully, it’s what matters.

I will agree, they are kinda deushy, but so is florida, it’s their thing

by willlinn on Nov 12, 2011 4:26 PM EST reply actions

Flair has nothing to so with it. Those jerseys look more like a 1991 South American futbol team than anything else.

Not just ugly…. they look 20-years-old-lasted-only-one-season-bad…. but Loria is God down there, so what can you do? The old jerseys were nice. Agreeable, even. I would have even liked to have seen teal hats on Sundays or something. I “get” the flair. I know people from Florida are… “weird”… to say the least… But, lol, these jerseys are fucking bad. They probably wouldn’t have even been cool in say, 1995.

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Nov 12, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions