We're sorry, Omar. Ladies and gentlemen, The shittiest uniforms in baseball. "If our ballpark could speak, its first words would be, `Hola, Miami," Loria said. When asked who was behind the design decisions, art dealer Loria said, "Most of it was me." Lol, that is phucking hysterical. With a performance by Pitbull, nonetheless. Damn. Hey, at least their "old" unis were classy. No more.