Let's get a win. Especially in the comforts of Turner Field
3. How many doubles will Heyward hit?
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulls up and says, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
The guy asks, "Offisher, are ya absholutely shure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," says the cop. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the guy says, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."