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The sky is falling...

 

The Braves have terrible offense, terrible defense and terrible pitching. They are the worst team in the history of baseball. They won't win a game the rest of the season, and it's pure luck that they've won so many games earlier in the season. They can definitely give up on getting to the post season. No one can catch the Phillies. They can't be beat, and the Braves shouldn't bother trying. The Rockies will soon pass them in the wild card standings. Furthermore, Jason Heyward is constantly overmatched, and has no chance of winning ROY. All Omar Infante does is hit worthless singles, and he's going to lose the batting title to Carlos Gonzalez. Nate McLouth is the worst player in the history of baseball, and we'll never be able to trade his overpriced contract. Speaking of overpriced contracts, Derek Lowe is the worst pitcher to ever make $15mil/year. Wren should've never signed him or Kenshin Kawakami, who sucks and just doesn't know how to win. Wren needs to be fired, because he hasn't made a single good trade or signing since taking over as the Braves' GM. Yunel Escobar has a higher batting average than Alex Gonzalez! Rick Ankiel is somehow worse than Nate McLouth, despite the latter already being declared the worst player in the history of baseball. Derrek Lee is an over-the-hill, injury-prone "veteran", who can't hit fastballs to save his life. I can't believe Wren got rid of Javier Vazquez! He's a worse GM than Omar Minaya and Dayton Moore combined. As for other players on the team, they're all worthless, too. Troy Glaus' ML career is over. Chipper Jones isn't coming back, either. Eric Hinske can't hit. Melky Cabrera is too fat to run. Matt Diaz is worthless on defense, and worthless against RHP. Brian McCann is going to keep slumping the rest of the year, thus proving why Yadier Molina is more worthy of being the NL All-Star team's starting catcher. David Ross doesn't play enough to make any kind of difference. J.C. Boscan will never get to play. Martin Prado isn't a 3-hole hitter, and he's a defensive liability at 3B. Freddie Freeman can't get hits off ML pitchers. Brooks Conrad can't hit without the bases being loaded. Diory Hernandez has absolutely no power. Jair Jurrjens forgot how to pitch. Tommy Hanson is worn down and inconsistent. Tim Hudson is due for major regression, which is already starting. Mike Minor can't be trusted, as he's a rookie. Mike Dunn can't sustain his 0.00 ERA, and will implode soon. Craig Kimbrel walks every batter he faces. Kyle Farnsworth is the worst relief pitcher to ever touch a baseball. Peter Moylan got overused last year, and will never be the same again. Cristhian Martinez can't handle high leverage situations. Takashi Saito can't be used without a week of rest, because he's older than the Earth. Eric O'Flaherty has become way too hittable. Scott Proctor's success in the minors won't translate. Jonny Venters' arm is going to fall off in his next appearance. Billy Wagner just blows saves, in those rare situations where the Braves actually have a lead in the 9th. They're all worthless black holes in the lineup, rotation and bullpen. They should all be BENCHED! It's time to start looking ahead to the 2011 season. After firing Wren, and letting Bobby Cox retire, the new management needs to just blow the team up and start over. They can't possibly do any worse than the team that has been fielded this season.

Keep reading after the jump....

 

Seriously, I'm tired of reading all of this every time I come to this site. I'm constantly amazed at how fair-weathered and over-reactionary some of the posters here are. But, that's why I saved you all the trouble of endlessly repeating these cliches of negativity and typed them all up in one post. When you feel like sharing some of your negativity, check here first to see if it's already been said. If it has, then it doesn't need to be repeated. After all, if you're going to say dumb things, at least make them original.

Additionally, I apologize for the lack of paragraphs, but I didn't think they would be in the spirit of this type of post. Also, I apologize for going against said spirit by using proper capitalization and punctuation. I couldn't bring myself to type it as an ALL CAPS run-on sentence. Sorry.

Lastly, I couldn't bring myself to say anything bad about Bobby Cox in his final season.

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