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Around SBN: Rondo On Slowing Heat: 'They've Got To Hit The Deck, Too'

Open Thread 8/22: Braves at Cubs

Mike Minor is amazing.

And we have to keep the lead today.

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"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I would’ve loved them more if they’d let us finish the come back yesterday.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOO

Agon is a genius lol

James T Paulson

by Jtpdolphins2009 on Aug 22, 2010 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets count the should be errors

1. Pitcher missing the bag on Mac’s sure double play
2. Soriano’s ill fated attempt in LF, any decent LF catches it anyways
3. Allowing the run to score, trying to run down Gonzalez between 1st and 2nd

by UltimaParadox on Aug 22, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prado is sitting there like

“HAHAHA, hey Chip…..at least I’m not that guy!”

by DontKillJohn on Aug 22, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

in fairness

it should’ve been caught…soriano’s ineptitude has been very apparent for a while…
but i’m glad it happened

by forgotten_glory on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we get another bases loaded…

by saipol on Aug 22, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

I could see that, not sure if they will score it

by UltimaParadox on Aug 22, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a difficult play

but he should have caught that ball. Even a scorer that is somewhat of a homer should realize that

by leedawg on Aug 22, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

RECAP of Minor's amazing performance today. 12Ks (official)


Honorary 13th K (because ump is blind)

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:35 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

most impressive? All but one is swinging.

by yondaime4 on Aug 22, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well....runs were scored...I think Venters can hold it down and one of the hardly used can clean this up

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck the Braves. Seriously.

by FearTheTurtIe on Aug 22, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions

Seriously, I rather not.

by j reed on Aug 22, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions

At least Phillies phans are entertaining themselves.

by Bronn on Aug 22, 2010 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Their misery brings me so much joy.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yet another word that I learned from watching the Simpsons.

Lisa explained it to Homer when he was gleeful about Flanders’ store going out of business.

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Aug 22, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

And parents were worried about letting their kids watch that show 20 years ago.

by Bronn on Aug 22, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

This makes me so happy. Oh Phillies fans!

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

1,2,3 for Venters!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

It was more like 1-2-4….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, overlook me today. Wish I could blame a hangover, but can’t. LOL

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re much more responsible than i am. Now you know why I wasn’t really around during the first few innings.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did appreciate the 2:20 start time

another hour to sleep/be passed out was clutch

by leedawg on Aug 22, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. I hate when they start at 10:05.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

those dodger games in LA earlier in the year were rough

I would get too drunk, and by the time the 7th inning rolled around, I didn’t know which way was up

by leedawg on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, nothing more sad than drinking alone. So, none for me.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not trying to be a jerk or whatever....

But am I the only person who doesnt really give a damn about Vin Scully?

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Aug 22, 2010 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm definitely finding this to be getting to "Enough already" levels.

"[T]here's only one team that has a chance to try to repeat." ~ Sean Payton

by AllSaintsDay on Aug 22, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bob Uecker and Harry Caray should be in contention, IMO.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scully is amazing.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Other than our announcers, the only guys I have an opinion are:

Bob Uecker, love him but mostly fir the Major League movies.

Hawk Harrelson, White Sox “Put it on the boooooard, YES” guy. Cant stand him. Makes me irate to think about him.

And that “A Bomb for ARod” guy. The world would be a better place if he would just stop using that line.

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Aug 22, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like him

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

WGN due up:

Ankiel
O’Flaherty
Infante

hmmmmm……

"A good friend of mine used to say, This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while." - Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh

by KJDH2154 on Aug 22, 2010 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

whatever happened to proctor? didnt we sign him at the begining of the yr

by sepulcher on Aug 22, 2010 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

We did

And he’s not that good. He’s been in the minors all year long and posting not good numbers.

by Bronn on Aug 22, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

On November 4th, 2009, Proctor’s agent, Mark Rodgers, released that Proctor had signed a split contract with the Braves and received an invitation to Spring Training. He spent 2010 pitching for the Double-A Mississippi Braves and Triple-A Gwinnett Braves. As of August 14, he had compiled a 7.82 ERA in 31 appearances between the 2 teams.

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 pitches, 4 batters!

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Chances of Infante hitting another HR?

Over/Under 100%?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

348%

‘cause that’s his BA

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

mlb.com gameday

says oflaherty pitched last inning

wtf

by kbertling353 on Aug 22, 2010 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

He did

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I saw that too

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why they hittin Ske?

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Hinske

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

INFANTE IS SO TERRIBLE!!

DFA HIM!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Auto-single on fire!

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

NOT AN ALLSTAR

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

No...he's Everyone's Favorite All-Star

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

RABBLE RABBLE

James T Paulson

by Jtpdolphins2009 on Aug 22, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

autoHITS

[ENGAGE]

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

4 Hits today for Infante

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

gameday is broken.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

CBS and MLB gamedays are broken!

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently, Omar just singled,

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

4.3 SPEED

"A good friend of mine used to say, This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while." - Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh

by KJDH2154 on Aug 22, 2010 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

HEYWARD SUCKS!!!

DFA HIM!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

He really is faster than he looks.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have to get him out of the 2nd spot in the batting order!

by Lennox on Aug 22, 2010 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Warm up the truck....he's starting to put it together

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

hinske looked like fred flinstone coming around the bases

by sepulcher on Aug 22, 2010 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE JASON HEYWARD

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

3 for 3 and 2 RBIs for Heyward today


Hinske is a BIG time RBI coming toward you at home.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

3-3 with 2 BBs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH4JPgVD2SM&feature=av2e

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

The Atlanta "10 run Sunday's" Braves

"A good friend of mine used to say, This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while." - Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh

by KJDH2154 on Aug 22, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Rec'd

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

mastermike

MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48

by BullManUGA on Aug 22, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kind of a cross between mastermike, AndyInGa, and fatazzfoot

by Bronn on Aug 22, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROFLCUBSDEFENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn’t realize there was a new thread. DUH!

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Lou is going to burn up the pen

He’s like I am not going to be here tomorrow. Eff it.

by romone_braves91 on Aug 22, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

This

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-3

someone was worried about our offense earlier today right?

James T Paulson

by Jtpdolphins2009 on Aug 22, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST COME ON DERREK LEE

How about a hit for once?

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Granted.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really stinks for Piniella.

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Prado!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases Loaded again make your picks

Results
1. Strikeout
2. Popout
3. GIDP
4. Apocalypse Now
5. Grand Slam

by UltimaParadox on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

You failed yet again….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 is the throw all bin for unexpected events

by UltimaParadox on Aug 22, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh...

It must be Apocalypse day.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apocalypse

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

OK DLee……gotta do something here sir…..something productive

by DontKillJohn on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

PWN!!!!!!!!!!

LEE GETS A HIT!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Finally Lee's off the snide

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Derrek Lee, FTW

http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/

by AuditDawg on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

DLEE!!!!!!

3-run double!

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

AHHHHHH DEREK LEE GOT A HIT!!!!! FREAK OUT!!!!

Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009

by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I think we can call this one. Attaboy DLee!

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

13-3, Braves!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

LOLOLOL

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

someone needs to call the 10 run rule already

by sepulcher on Aug 22, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Mercy Rule

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our NEW Brave!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

lulz

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey, the only time they scored more than 13 runs (now done 3 times) was...

On Opening day, against the Cubs. Braves win 16-5

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

DLee

Does something good and Mac comes up and swings like a T-Rex at the 1st pitch.

by DontKillJohn on Aug 22, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

We could used some of these runs yesterday. Oh well, that’s how it goes.

MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48

by BullManUGA on Aug 22, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

ROFL!! SERIOUSLY!?

A WILD PITCH, TOO!?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Bullpen much, Cubs?

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus

We turned into the stros

by UltimaParadox on Aug 22, 2010 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Not at all

I hate the Cubs. I want them to lose while going down in flames with the fiery fury of 1,000 suns.

http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/

by AuditDawg on Aug 22, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The LOLCubs are coming apart at the seams....again

No wonder Lou wants to get out…he can’t take this anymore

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude...I know...I've been watching since the pregame show

Can’t even make a joke anymore…sheesh

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we get a sac fly here

I am not sure if I could stop laughing

by UltimaParadox on Aug 22, 2010 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Got a walk instead….I already can’t stop laughing.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

CBS Gameday is running in reverse...

Awhile ago, it was Braves 8th. Then it went to End of Cubs 7th. Now it’s end of Braves 7th

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

How many errors for the Cubbies

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Official: 5-ish?
Unofficial: ninety trillion

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

“eleventy million. That’s not even a number.”

“…yet!”

by Bronn on Aug 22, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

BMac

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

How BA would it be...

if Lou started passing out shots to all of his players and lit up some cigars for the final two innings?

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch by Joe – “that phone you hear is not the bull pen, but Lou’s travel agent”

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

What do you say to Berg here

Your defense sucks… you cant throw strikes… so just gut this one out

by UltimaParadox on Aug 22, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait who pitched for us the last inning?

Cubs announcers are confused… Gameday said EOF… They’re saying Venters… Is it that hard to tell they pitch with different hands…

Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009

by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

dont you get it

Venters is a lefty and EOF is a lefty. Venters is white and EOF is white it all makes sense

by Erihury on Aug 22, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOW DID I POSSIBILY WATCH THE LAST 50 GAMES AT HAVE THE IMPRESSION VENTERS WAS A RIGHTY

I SUCK

Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009

by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I actually think about the image it makes sense… Man I’m an idiot

Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009

by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

have we batted around??

by DontKillJohn on Aug 22, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

not yet

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now we have…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

14-3, Braves

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Melky

with the patented Chopper…

That is how he gets sac flies

by UltimaParadox on Aug 22, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

MVP Delivers again

http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/

by AuditDawg on Aug 22, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Melky gets the RBIzzzz

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

14-3

Do we trust Farnsworth in this situation??

"A good friend of mine used to say, This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while." - Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh

by KJDH2154 on Aug 22, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

tough call

only up 2 scores… they could recover the onside kick

by UltimaParadox on Aug 22, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

has to be

one of the worst defensive games ive ever seen by one game

i’ve seen two rodeos and three goat ropings, and i’ve never seen anything like that. -Joe Simpson

by Cody Arrington on Aug 22, 2010 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

No, the worst defensive game was when one person made 4 errors on 1 play.

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you watch the braves

when they played the astros a few weeks ago

by UltimaParadox on Aug 22, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does this mean we see Farnsworth today? Or is the lead not big enough yet?

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by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

The lead is never big enough to bring Farnsworth in……Bobby hasn’t figured that out, though.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

14 runs...most since OD

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by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I really hate the Phillies

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by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Did they call the game?

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m glad that field goal we allowed in the 2nd quarter did do much harm.

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by BullManUGA on Aug 22, 2010 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

So, funny story

Derrek Lee has 3 RBIs and will finish the day with a negative WPA

by Bronn on Aug 22, 2010 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Infante must have a WPA close to 1.000

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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Troy Glaus effect

"If I was Freeman I would hope to be traded because apparently Troy Glaus injured and in a slump is better than Freeman healthy. Sucks for Freeman kid deserves to be on the big league team."

by bpk228480 on Aug 22, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

so?

that’s not really a flaw with WPA - it’s just that he didn’t contribute anything when the game was still undecided. going from 10 to 13 runs isn’t exactly clutch.

by kbertling353 on Aug 22, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, put it this way

I’m stoked about the fact that we have such a huge that a 3 run scoring playing has almost no impressionable effect on WPA.

by Bronn on Aug 22, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seconded.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Golden Corral’s food is shit.

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by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

This.

I ate there once in my life….it was pretty terrible.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Bobby ever going to use Cash? Jesus….he’s rotting on the bench.

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by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

HeHe

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by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow Chopper

you are on the ball lately with the graphics

by UltimaParadox on Aug 22, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best. Graphic. Ever.

Makes Chipper as the Terminator seem weak.
 
I love this so much.

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by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

+12k

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

lulz

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i’d like to request this be changed to " We needz Cash in teh lineup!!!!!!"

by 15ks on Aug 22, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Infante will get 6 PAs

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by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

He only needs like 1 hit per game for the rest of the season, and he’s probably got the batting title….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP PITCHING TO ARAMIS!!!

Even with an 11 run lead….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

why Moylan?

and why pitch to Aramis?

by leedawg on Aug 22, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

STOP PITCHING TO RAMIREZ!

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Well

1 pitch, 1 hit. Ramirez, you win at life this series.

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by AuditDawg on Aug 22, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Glad we leave this guy behind today. We can’t get him out.

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by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet the Cubs feel the same way about Infante.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

As well as Heyward.

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by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has been awfully pesky for them hasn’t he? :-)

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by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said this yesterday.

That whole trade thing was a misunderstanding……we meant Ramirez, not Lee…..

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on PeMo...

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

geez

cant we just end this game now without any other issues lol

James T Paulson

by Jtpdolphins2009 on Aug 22, 2010 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Obscure Vidro in play here…….

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by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

LMAO Brenly dissed Aramis never getting in front of balls on D.

Better watch out, he’ll be fired & out the door w/ Lou today.

by FitzFan on Aug 22, 2010 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, they can hit 2 grand slams and still not beat us

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by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't start with this... Just don't

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anybody said yet that we should have traded for Aramis just so he coudln't own us?

Not that it’s mattered yet

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree…..we probably could have gotten both of them…..

by DontKillJohn on Aug 22, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

didnt he clear waivers?

by sepulcher on Aug 22, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

18 mil?? is he crazy?

by sepulcher on Aug 22, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he’s not crazy, that’s why he didn’t give up $18 MM.

by Lennox on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is crazy & doesn’t care about winning. The option won’t be picked up anyway.

by FitzFan on Aug 22, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it a player option? That’s why it will be picked up. We wanted him to agree not to exercise it if we traded for him.

by Bronn on Aug 22, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, his option for 2012 also goes from being a club option to a player option if he’s traded.

by Lennox on Aug 22, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a player option, so … yes, yes it will.

by Lennox on Aug 22, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh…..I don’t think I want to pick up my option……durrrrrrrrrrrrrr…………….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he refused to waive his option.

by Lennox on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he was in the TC talks of 3rd basemen we could have gone after but I think he ended up picking up an option

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said this yesterday.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay.

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about an out

"If I was Freeman I would hope to be traded because apparently Troy Glaus injured and in a slump is better than Freeman healthy. Sucks for Freeman kid deserves to be on the big league team."

by bpk228480 on Aug 22, 2010 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey! I didn't order any dang Drama!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Weeee

I love weakly hit balls off the end of the bat. This is like the damned Astros series all over again in this inning.

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by AuditDawg on Aug 22, 2010 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Except we still have a 10-run lead

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by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christian “The White Flag” Martinez warming up.

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Aug 22, 2010 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought Farnsworth was the white flag

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

THATS farns

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on Aug 22, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, sorry. I been out a few weeks, not up to date on the new names. I’m assuming Ankiel is Socks?

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Aug 22, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Martinez doesn’t exist. He’s like the Loch Ness monster – some people claim to have seen him, but the sightings are never verifiable.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can Cash pitch at all? Moylan’s getting lit up like an Iraqi hooker the night before Ramadan.

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by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 4:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I know

Softly hit grounder, hard hit grounder, softly hit grounder, softly hit grounder, K. The man is a burden of a pitcher.

by Bronn on Aug 22, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t say he was pitching poorly. Said he was getting lit up.
 
Results don’t always equal effort.

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by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forget

They have to let the Braves bat one more time.

So the Cubs would need to score eleven runs to absorb the six that are about to be scored.

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by Fonce on Aug 22, 2010 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Phillies fans are angered that we are made of winz.

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by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

c´mon Moylan

Glad to see that was the last we will pitch to Ramirez this season. He is hitting against us something very close to .900

by joshant on Aug 22, 2010 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Cristhian Martinez on the roster if he's not going to pitch in a 14-3 blowout?

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

this.

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on Aug 22, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

KK coming in from AAA

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would happen before Martinez gets into a game.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

no one knows

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

he's closing it out

he’s good in the stressful 9th inning situations when we’re up 9

by leedawg on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

more venters

"If I was Freeman I would hope to be traded because apparently Troy Glaus injured and in a slump is better than Freeman healthy. Sucks for Freeman kid deserves to be on the big league team."

by bpk228480 on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

1

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

holy omar

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by KJDH2154 on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Infante = Cub killer

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by AuditDawg on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pfft,

More like Omar WINfante, amirite.

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by Fonce on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

OMAR IN-EFFIN-FANTE!!! OMG What a day!

by DontKillJohn on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

And EFAS steals a run back...hooray Omar

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by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Infante..."All-Star Ya Know" (Joe)

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by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

INFANTE IS MADE OF WIN

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 5:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Jason Heyward hasn't cured cancer yet.

Bench hin

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by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

*him

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 5:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

But Infante has

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Infante

“take a bow son, take a bow”

"C'mon Chip!" Bobby Cox

by ByrneSupremacy on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

What was the final score opening day?

Was it 16-5?
Let’s make it happen.

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

16-5

And Heyward homered that game too

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by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

But hopefully Mike Minor doesn't turn into DLowe

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

In somewhat more awesome fashion

Though it’s been a persistent source of auditory pain for the rest of the year.

by Bronn on Aug 22, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

-53

"If I was Freeman I would hope to be traded because apparently Troy Glaus injured and in a slump is better than Freeman healthy. Sucks for Freeman kid deserves to be on the big league team."

by bpk228480 on Aug 22, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO FALCONS!

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 5:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Master Chief disagrees

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by AllSaintsDay on Aug 22, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, OT for most of you I know, but does anyone know who won the match between Federer and Fish….I only saw the first two sets…

Thanks,

Soro

by El Soro on Aug 22, 2010 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Roger

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by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haithcock won in 5 sets

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice way for us to head into Colorado.

Nothing like Momentum at your back.

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by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

We HAVE to keep CarGo and Tulo under control. We do that…or at least keep one of them under control, and we have the series.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

I thought we were done with the Pirates for the year, but the Braves have one more series in Pittsburgh next month! That’s awesome!

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

:)

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

plus we gotta bunch of home games too

by Jaymin Patel on Aug 22, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of the Pirates

They’re at 83 losses now. That’s 18 losing seasons in a row since Franky Cabrera single handedly killed that franchise.

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by AuditDawg on Aug 22, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cabrera/Bream

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Skip

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coach put me in for Rick...

I swear I can go up there and swing as hard as possible at high fastballs to strike out.

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Did they call the Philly game?

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by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB At Bat

Still says Bot 7 Del

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to make ’em finish it – just so they have to play all day.

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by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

meteor shower

"If I was Freeman I would hope to be traded because apparently Troy Glaus injured and in a slump is better than Freeman healthy. Sucks for Freeman kid deserves to be on the big league team."

by bpk228480 on Aug 22, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rain delay.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have created a new stat. Tis called the awesome factor. I calculated that the Braves are awesomer than the Phillies.

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by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 5:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Cody Ross going to the Giants.

Wtf are they thinking?

Ross, Jose Guillen, Pat Burrell, Aaron Rowand, Andres Torres, Nate Schierholtz in the OF.

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Aug 22, 2010 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

to stop him going to another contender I guess

"C'mon Chip!" Bobby Cox

by ByrneSupremacy on Aug 22, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huff can play the OF too

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 5:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I have a question:

If the Phillies are so awesome, why are they suddenly completely incapable of winning when the Braves lose?

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by Fonce on Aug 22, 2010 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Because they’re incapable of losing when the Braves win.

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by AuditDawg on Aug 22, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s very yin and yang isn’t it.

What happens in the last series of the year, then? Universe implosion?

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by Fonce on Aug 22, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ain’t that the truth

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by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a corollary of MLB Rule 1527.3

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

subparagraph F, I believe.
;-)

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by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hinske

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by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Infante gets another chance!

AUTOSINGLE or AUTOHR?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

autohr

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

MORE ABs!

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

whats his

PA count at? or should we start this in september?

by 15ks on Aug 22, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

333

Needs 169 in 38 games (4.45/G)

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by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t “need”

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hampton

signed by the D-backs, maybe we could trade for him

by UltimaParadox on Aug 22, 2010 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

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by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Infante... :(

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

its ok

more PAs

"If I was Freeman I would hope to be traded because apparently Troy Glaus injured and in a slump is better than Freeman healthy. Sucks for Freeman kid deserves to be on the big league team."

by bpk228480 on Aug 22, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The PAs don’t matter if they’re outs….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeap I’m dumb

"If I was Freeman I would hope to be traded because apparently Troy Glaus injured and in a slump is better than Freeman healthy. Sucks for Freeman kid deserves to be on the big league team."

by bpk228480 on Aug 22, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Infante done anything today but strikeout....geez!

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by KJDH2154 on Aug 22, 2010 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s been completely useless all day.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aren't the Rockies still paying Hamp?

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by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Granted.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-6, 2 hr, but he isn’t a real all star

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 5:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Who was the author of that article?

Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.

by taney71 on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The worst all star in history article?

I reallyw ant to find it right now

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it Jeff Pasan? I forget…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm looking as well

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by taney71 on Aug 22, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we win every game with 15 runs Imhotep will get enough at bats to win the batting title

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

PAs, not BAs…..and it doesn’t matter how many he gets. Be more concerned with his hits. He has a good chance of winning the batting title, especially after today.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I approve this message.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEYWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Back up the truck!!

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by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Wild Thing, you make my butt sting!

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by BullManUGA on Aug 22, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

16-5, Braves!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

JHEEEEYYYY!!!!!

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

And 16-5 it is.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

GIVE ME THE TRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

BRING ON THE TRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If I was Freeman I would hope to be traded because apparently Troy Glaus injured and in a slump is better than Freeman healthy. Sucks for Freeman kid deserves to be on the big league team."

by bpk228480 on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

both

"If I was Freeman I would hope to be traded because apparently Troy Glaus injured and in a slump is better than Freeman healthy. Sucks for Freeman kid deserves to be on the big league team."

by bpk228480 on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

How bout the whole team. But minor did awesome from what i heard on the radio.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heywward

not fucking around against the Cubs

by UltimaParadox on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

THERE'S MY 16-5 OPENING DAY SCORE!!

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jason Heyward's swing generates 1.21 gigawatts.

"[T]here's only one team that has a chance to try to repeat." ~ Sean Payton

by AllSaintsDay on Aug 22, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww, no love? I thought this was really good, too. :-(

"[T]here's only one team that has a chance to try to repeat." ~ Sean Payton

by AllSaintsDay on Aug 22, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

pats you on the head

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dont worry bout it. Most of the peeps in here too young to remember Back to the Future. Respect knuckles.

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Aug 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh, true. I feel like I oughta chase them off my lawn now.

"[T]here's only one team that has a chance to try to repeat." ~ Sean Payton

by AllSaintsDay on Aug 22, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait....what?

There are people too young to know Back to The Future quotes? I thought Back to The Future was timeless. :(

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer?

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by BullManUGA on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY HEYWARD ITS 16-5

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

OMG!! He went down and got that one!

by DontKillJohn on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh god.

Is Heyward being trained by Yoda? Did he get a booster shot of midi-chlorians?

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by Fonce on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Bench him

We don’t do homeruns here..

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason! 2nd Homer today! (poor Mike)

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Good lord Bobby, I know it’s against the rules to do it during a game, but you need to move Heyward to the 6 spot right now!

by Lennox on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

that looked like the homer of opening day

by sepulcher on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

THE JHEY KID

IS BACK FOLKS!!!
OMFG
OMFG

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

20 total bases for Infante and Heyward today… uber-epicness

"C'mon Chip!" Bobby Cox

by ByrneSupremacy on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW!

I’m liking this. Hopefully we can do this at Coors, too.

by murph35 on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Minor should get 2 wins for this game…..

by DontKillJohn on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Three, really

Given the Braves record for winning when scoring five, he should get three for 16.

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by Fonce on Aug 22, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take credit for Heyward's day since I started the "move him back in the order" talk

Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.

by taney71 on Aug 22, 2010 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't get credit for anything. Damn

Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.

by taney71 on Aug 22, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stinks for Lou to go out this way.

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 5:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Eh, no it doesn’t.

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by BullManUGA on Aug 22, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Damn Lou….winz is winz, and the Braves need all of them.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grand opening, grand closing

16-5

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by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

We're not done yet.

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take credit for Heyward's day since I started the "move him back in the order" talk

Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.

by taney71 on Aug 22, 2010 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently twice.

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by BullManUGA on Aug 22, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double credit. Nothing worse.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha +10

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Henry Rowengartner is legal now.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I chuckled.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-4, 2 BB, 2 HR

I wonder what a game like this is worth in terms of WAR.

by Bronn on Aug 22, 2010 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

5-5...forgot a rbi single in there

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by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prado= bucket of fail. we needed to get another PA for infante.
guess its up to christhian martinez

by 15ks on Aug 22, 2010 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Great day to be a Braves fan

But man, tough day to call it quits for Sweet Lou.

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by AuditDawg on Aug 22, 2010 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

He's not leaving

He’s getting hit out of the park by Winfante and Heyward.

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by Fonce on Aug 22, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i almost felt weird about it

then i remembered they won yesterday, f ’em

by 15ks on Aug 22, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No doubt

I hate the Cubs with a burning passion after dealing with their arrogant asshole fans at the Ted for Game 1 of the ’03 LDS, but you still want to at least go out with a win.

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by AuditDawg on Aug 22, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you want to go out with a win, don’t choose a 1st place team as your opponent for your last game.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Aug 22, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Given what’s going on with his mother, this is probably the least of his worries.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

HERE'S

Christian Martinez

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Who?

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is awesome

considering mike minor had a 12 M&M day

by 15ks on Aug 22, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get a picture!

Can someone photoshop a braves hat on this? I lack the skills/ software.

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Aug 22, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did it, but can't upload it

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just uploading it to tinypic, then post it here …

by Lennox on Aug 22, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, thanks. I appreciate the effort.

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Aug 22, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

All you can ask for.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

The siren going off in the background at Wrigley is absolutely classic

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Prior to this game, Braves had given up fewest homers in the majors (prob. still true)

With all this hitting this month, we might be leading the majors in homers in August. not really)

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

LOCH NESS MONSTER IS IN THE GAME!?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Those flipper produce a nasty slurve, you know.

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by Fonce on Aug 22, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Infante has 329 PA's for the year

he needs 383 to qualify. SO he’ll need around 54 PA more for the year + 3.1 per game to qualify from somewhere

by Jaymin Patel on Aug 22, 2010 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I kinda feel bad

For Lou. This is the game his team put together for his final?

I’d be ashamed to be a player for the cubs right now.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I’d kick every Cubs player if I were Lou.

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 5:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

At least some rustle up some dirt on them.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marker and post-it pad ready….

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Cristhian Martinez, HE EXISTS

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 5:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Braves have absolutely OWNED the NL Central, with the exception of St. Louis. Of course, it is the weakest division in baseball.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Isn’t the AL West pretty bad, too?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as bad as the NL Central, no.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whew...don't hurt yourself Jason...

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by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

no need to get hurt

dont even attempt it

"If I was Freeman I would hope to be traded because apparently Troy Glaus injured and in a slump is better than Freeman healthy. Sucks for Freeman kid deserves to be on the big league team."

by bpk228480 on Aug 22, 2010 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid on the field BPs

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Beautifulness

Hitters AB R H RBI BB SO AVG OBP SLG
O Infante 2B 6 4 4 4 0 2 .349 .381 .458
J Heyward RF 4 4 4 4 2 0 .265 .378 .452

"A good friend of mine used to say, This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while." - Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh

by KJDH2154 on Aug 22, 2010 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Meh.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

phew

hoping he did not try too hard for a ball with the game well in hand

by UltimaParadox on Aug 22, 2010 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

This Castro guy is good

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by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

this castro kid is gonna be real good for a long time

"If I was Freeman I would hope to be traded because apparently Troy Glaus injured and in a slump is better than Freeman healthy. Sucks for Freeman kid deserves to be on the big league team."

by bpk228480 on Aug 22, 2010 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Vidro time?

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by KJDH2154 on Aug 22, 2010 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Good call

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by AuditDawg on Aug 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Odarp looked good on that one

Good hustle by bird.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

eh

DONT RUIN THE OPENING DAY SCORE

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 5:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

HITS

ATL – 13
CHC – 12

hahahaha

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Martinez… let’s put this one in the book.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Minor last 2 games

10-2 against Nats. But the team didnt score before he left the game.
16-5 against Cubs. Team scored 5 runs before he left.

it seems he is a winner

by joshant on Aug 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS : CHICAGO :: GODZILLA : TOKYO

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on Aug 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Lulz

Love the analogy

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Aug 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS APPROVES OF OPENING DAY DEJA VU

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 5:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

BALL GAME!

"If I was Freeman I would hope to be traded because apparently Troy Glaus injured and in a slump is better than Freeman healthy. Sucks for Freeman kid deserves to be on the big league team."

by bpk228480 on Aug 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

We preserved the opening day score with a vidro!

16-5, Braves! Official.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Ironical.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Extended checklist. I like it.

"[T]here's only one team that has a chance to try to repeat." ~ Sean Payton

by AllSaintsDay on Aug 22, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-)

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we add qualify for the playoffs inbetween?

That’s going to be a very celebrated day as well

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Knocks on wood*

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Already done. Got some in reserve for the upcoming weeks.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are the very best...

Number 2 right behind Heyward

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by SuperNewb on Aug 22, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOM NOM NOM NOM

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Vidro to close the show...Braves Win

Happy trails Lou…future hall-of-famer

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by ronniemac03 on Aug 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

i have throughly enjoyed this blowout

by saipol on Aug 22, 2010 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay folks

I’m off to Fox Bros for some BBQ awesomeness. Great day for the good guys.

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by AuditDawg on Aug 22, 2010 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Sad way for Lou to go out

But I don’t care cause i’m selfish and I LOVE WINS!

"A good friend of mine used to say, This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while." - Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh

by KJDH2154 on Aug 22, 2010 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Massacre

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Aug 22, 2010 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I like

Hope we can use this again in the Colorado series.

by murph35 on Aug 22, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not for nothing, but this does lower the ol Magic Number one.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Magic # is now 33

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by AuditDawg on Aug 22, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

*37

Argh. Damned typos.

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by AuditDawg on Aug 22, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the number 3 better….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very Strasburgian.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

See you later, and may the force be with you!

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Aug 22, 2010 5:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

and LOLPinella gets raped into the sunset

by 15ks on Aug 22, 2010 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Match OD score, awesome!

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else see that the Dodgers got Barajas from LOLMets?

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's keep it going!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

You make this one? It’s sick.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually found that one a long time ago, saved it.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh. I had faith.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward confirms the rumors: Bacon IS the most important thing in the food pyramid.

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Aug 22, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

TRUCK FUEL

Bacon, french toast, couple scrambled eggs, apple juice.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this a postgame show thing?

"[T]here's only one team that has a chance to try to repeat." ~ Sean Payton

by AllSaintsDay on Aug 22, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its funny....

After Chipper left, we were scared about scoring runs. Since then, we’ve averaged 5.92 R/G, scoring 10 runs 3 times in 12 games. In that stretch, we are 9-3 (and our losses were 1-2, 2-6, and 4-5)

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper had not been much of a factor in run production until 1.5 months before he got hurt….the Braves were already in 1st for awhile by that time….not to say that the injury didn’t hurt….but these guys can hit when their minds are right

by El Soro on Aug 22, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

WIN!

Braves win, Braves win, party time, excellent!

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by BullManUGA on Aug 22, 2010 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I was in Philly this weekend. Spent 240 on two nights. I need a break.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

but u spent that on bricks

to throw at chase utley did u not?

by 15ks on Aug 22, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saw him and Howard at the bar. Hit them both with bricks.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lovely WIN today. Let's keep it going in Colorado!


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Enjoy the rest of your Sunday everyone!

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"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Aug 22, 2010 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

If the Braves continue at this pace, the Mets have to go 33-5.

I think they are finished

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, Maybe the Entire Team that Sucks

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not too worried.
 
Also, what?

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Aug 22, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how specific you are.

I don't know shit about baseball.

by oVecKid on Aug 22, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a spreadsheet with formulas

It shows the Braves’ pace record, as well as what the Phillies and Mets have to do to overtake them as well as the Braves’ record if they play .500 ball and what the Phillies and Mets have to do to overtake them.

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Aug 22, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

But...

the mets are the team to beat in the east…

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Aug 22, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I think you misunderstood....

What ESPN probably said was that the New York YANKEES are the team to beat in the NL East……not the New York METS.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it was an article by some Mets homer around the all star break. The gist was forget the Braves, because the Mets are really the team to beat.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Aug 22, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember it. It was because they were getting Beltran back!! LOL….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Aug 22, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol Jim Powell
No one loves the Cubs more than Braves fans who need an oil change

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Aug 22, 2010 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

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