A little intro to this thing we call TC
I would like to start by welcoming all the new posters to our community. The site just continues to grow and grow, thanks in no small part to the great features and stories written by Ben, Gondee, Pac, Yondaime, mvhs, CB, and Hobbs. These guys put in a lot of time to keep the rest of us entertained and informed. I know that in my 2-ish years around here, my knowledge of the game of baseball has multiplied over and again.
I just thought that maybe the time is right for another crash-course on the ways and means around TC, since we have so many new posters and visitors. The guys I listed above are the ones who keep us informed. They write all the front-page stories, conduct the interviews, and pretty much just run this place.
Everyone else contributes in a number of ways - spirited debate (yes, Pot, I am talking to you), open threads, fanposts and fanshots. Wait, what was that last one I said? Fanshots? What the heck is a fanshot?
I'm glad you asked! Fanshots are where we members of TC can post pictures, links to stories, quotes and just about any other thing that we want to. Fanshots are the first place to look for breaking news and rumors.
Fanposts are where we tell our stories, vent our thoughts, talk about the weather, debate who has the best fried chicken (it is obviously Bojangles) and do just about everything else. This is where people post their adventures from games that they have attended, share their pictures with us, and write great stories, conduct polls and many of the other great features that SBN has.
So, now that we know what each section is for, when is the best time to post something in them? Well, before you post anything, check the rest of the site (specifically, the Fanshots) to see if someone else has beaten you to the punch. Lately, we have had 3 and 4 different posts all telling us the same thing. I don't say this to be an ass (even though I am a pretty big ass at times), but rather, to keep the conversation all in one place. It really isn't beneficial to have the same conversations taking place at 4 different places. Let's all chit-chat together.
The other thing that goes along with this is, if you are just pissed off that the Braves have lost 2 series in a row, or if you just can't stand it that Troy Glaus is turning into 2009 Greg Norton (taking walks and not really getting hits), please, keep your rants and raves to yourself. Unless you can provide some insight as to WHY this might be happening, nobody wants to read a fanpost about it. We all can see these things. If you want to vent, feel free to make a comment somewhere about it, but a fanpost isn't necessary. I would also respectfully ask that if you do feel the need to just rip into ol' Troy or Melky or Nate, or whoever, just step back, take a few seconds and calm down. If, when you are calm, you still think this team is on the road to hades unless something is done about 1B or CF, go ahead and post what's on your mind - but please, keep it intelligent.
Finally, and I'll get off my soap box after this one, if you think you have a fantastic trade proposal that will take this team from being one of the best in the NL to one of the best of all time, we would LOVE to hear about it! All you have to do is take your wonderful idea, run to the nearest Rosterbation thread (usually located at the top of the right side of your screen where all of the "rec'd" are located and post away! The Rosterbation threads were intended to co-locate all of the trade ideas and discussion. The reason is that if we get 10 new trade ideas a day (and that is a modest estimate), and they all get Fanposted, the other Fanposts get bumped off the page and don't get seen.
So, there you have it. If one of the "regulars" tells you that something has already been posted elsewhere, or that something belongs in the rosterbation thread, please don't take it personally. They aren't trying to be arrogant jerks, but rather, just trying to keep things somewhat organized and more fan-friendly for everyone.
Welcome to TC, and let the madness continue!
This FanPost does not express the views or opinions of Talking Chop.
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Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."
Good job there.
Are you stateside now, btw?
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti
Nope…just working in front of a computer lately. :)
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jul 30, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Some of us can do this thing called multi-tasking.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jul 31, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
You act like we had 4 FanShots about David Ross' extension or something...
when is Frank Wren going to wake his Ass up and see the Braves needs a Batter? This game Against Washington is Showing the team is not hitting. Get some help are philadelphia is going bnack to First? If you can’t see this maybe john scherhous should replace your stupid ass.
by jayball on Jul 27, 2010 5:41 PM MST
by Scott Coleman on Jul 30, 2010 2:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
My TC goal
…is to make it into mvhs’ signature.
I just need a few beers first. The potential is there.
Milk was a bad choice...
Haha, good luck! Shots would probably work better after a tough loss though.
when is Frank Wren going to wake his Ass up and see the Braves needs a Batter? This game Against Washington is Showing the team is not hitting. Get some help are philadelphia is going bnack to First? If you can’t see this maybe john scherhous should replace your stupid ass.
by jayball on Jul 27, 2010 5:41 PM MST
by Scott Coleman on Jul 30, 2010 4:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ever since becoming violently ill off tequila shots 3 years ago, beer is my stomach’s drink of choice. But the occasional kamikaze shot never hurt anybody.
Milk was a bad choice...
I’m with you. Not real big on shots anymore. They get you drunk waaay too quick, and makes it impossible to drive.
when is Frank Wren going to wake his Ass up and see the Braves needs a Batter? This game Against Washington is Showing the team is not hitting. Get some help are philadelphia is going bnack to First? If you can’t see this maybe john scherhous should replace your stupid ass.
by jayball on Jul 27, 2010 5:41 PM MST
by Scott Coleman on Jul 31, 2010 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions
They are great for a cheap date though…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jul 31, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Back in my day…rabble rabble rabble…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jul 31, 2010 8:25 AM EDT up reply actions
No, having worked in a bar in a southern college town...
in recent years, kids don’t know how to drink and get drunk properly. Granted, I grew up in a town of professional alcoholics and learned from the best, but kids these days just don’t know what they’re doing or how to do it. Water is your friend, big time. Shots are wonderful if done properly and taken with the right other drinks (meaning not while you’re drinking hard liquor drinks too it adds up a lot quick), just a lot of little things.
From experience, the current upcoming kids say 14-24, are extremely adept at some things, but just complete morons with no common sense in others. It’s shocking to me how they can be such a disparity from intelligent on complex crap to stupid on simple stuff.
I quit significantly reduced my intake of jager bombs after i read the article in my wife’s cosmo about energy drinks=liquor being the “killer cocktail”. It made sense, the energy drinks offset the natural effects of alcohol slowing you down, so you think you should keep drinking.
We were out last weekend, and i was feeling sluggish, so i bought one, saying that would be it, just needed a pick me up. Then a friend shows up and buys me two, one right after the other. So i was smart enough to shut it down after that.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
Good post. Since I’m new and its a learning type of thread, you wanna list all the nick names for the players. i don’t get half of them.
Gonzo- Sea Bass???
Is david Ross Dross?
Thanks for the help
by PhuckthePhillies on Jul 30, 2010 3:05 PM EDT reply actions
Prado = Marteeeeeeeen, Praydo, Odarp
Heyward = shouldn’t need to explain
Chipper = Old Man, Grandpa
Melky = MVP
Infante = Imhotep
Lowe = DLowe
Ross = DRoss
McCann = Mac, Heap, Wheels
Conrad = Raw Dog, Shawshank (shameless self plug)
Blanco = Greg White
You’re right about Gonzalez’s nickname
Hanson = Big Red
Am i missing any?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Glaus = Glausosaur, Glausosaurus
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Diaz = Caveman
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 30, 2010 4:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Medlen=Meds
"Watching him play shortstop these past few days has really been special."
—Manager Bobby Cox on newly acquired SS Alex Gonzalez.
Oops on both
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Hey
You did great!
"Watching him play shortstop these past few days has really been special."
—Manager Bobby Cox on newly acquired SS Alex Gonzalez.
Not a Braves player anymore...
But FYF may be a nickname heard around these parts. It’s Francoeur’s other nickname (besides Frenchy). The link should explain things better.
Hittin' Fool
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
Mvhsbball = badass
when is Frank Wren going to wake his Ass up and see the Braves needs a Batter? This game Against Washington is Showing the team is not hitting. Get some help are philadelphia is going bnack to First? If you can’t see this maybe john scherhous should replace your stupid ass.
by jayball on Jul 27, 2010 5:41 PM MST
by Scott Coleman on Jul 30, 2010 4:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
cbwilk = lazy journalist
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 30, 2010 5:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Personally,
I’m pulling for shouldn’t need to explain to kill it from here on out.
Twitter: @Ben_Duronio
Don't forget the 16 names that all begin with K that are used for Kawakami.
Kevin, Kurtis, Karl, Ken, Kasey etc…
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Ok thanks but if you can explain them
I get Prado,Chipper,Heyward,Ross,Lowe,Hanson.
Why MVP?
Is Infante Imhotep cause he looks like him or something?
Why is McCann Heap?
Why is Blanco Greg White?
Why is Gonzo Sea Bass?
Thanks again
by PhuckthePhillies on Jul 30, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
Infante because he looks like an Egyptian pharoah i what I’ve guessed.
McCann is Heap because that’s what his teammates, etc call him (I think cause he’s messy)
Gregor Blanco, Blanco is spanish for white, so it becomes Greg White.
Not sure why Gonzo is Sea Bass, maybe cause he kicks ass.
I thought that name was born in 08 when he collapsed onto third in a heap for that now-infamous first triple.
by J-Freak on Jul 30, 2010 8:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Melky was a Yankee.
Yankee = winnars
Winnars = MVPs
Melky = MVP
or Melkiest Valid Player
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 30, 2010 4:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
WINZ AT ALL COSTZ!!!!
ALL TEH PROSPECTZ FOR WINNARS!
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
Imhotep was the name of the bad guy in The Mummy, and Infante bears a pretty strong resemblance to him.
Heap came from the other players in the Braves clubhouse. McCann’s locker tends to a bit messy, and his gear tends to end up in a “heap”, hence the nickname was born.
Gregor is the Spanish version or Greg, Blanco means white in Spanish, so Greg White=Gregor Blanco
Sea Bass was a nickname the Marlins players gave Gonzalez when he was there, I don’t know the history behind that one.
"I should have followed Rhyno's advice..." Mr. Sanchez 06/18/2010
Kevin Miller gave Alex that nickname (I refuse to spell it Millar, it looks weird.)
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 31, 2010 1:01 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You refuse to spell a guy’s name the way it’s spelled?
…
I wrote a novel, it's about baseball, you should buy it: https://www.createspace.com/3407939
www.dropoutproductions.com
I do the same thing with team names...
Instead of the Mets…I spell them as the New York Mutts. And the Phillies as the Philadelphia Asshats.
by Jman781 on Jul 31, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
common sense isn’t allowed here
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 31, 2010 10:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Pelican.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
Zagnut Explained:
For those who have seen the Zagnut referred to when we need a hit, and wonder why….
One night in the booth during a game, Smoltzie was sharing a story of when he was pitching a No-Hitter and during a break in between innings, he hate a Zagnut candy bar. He promptly gave up a hit afterward and broke up his no-no.
So, we all took that story and related it and from that point on…
= HITS
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Honestly
Ive seen that a lot before and never understood it.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
well now ya know!
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 31, 2010 8:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't really like some of the newbies on TC
they need to get a TC Education before they post consistently.
when is Frank Wren going to wake his Ass up and see the Braves needs a Batter? This game Against Washington is Showing the team is not hitting. Get some help are philadelphia is going bnack to First? If you can’t see this maybe john scherhous should replace your stupid ass.
by jayball on Jul 27, 2010 5:41 PM MST
I think all newbies should be required to make 3 fanposts right out of the gate – about ridiculous things.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Aug 1, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I will not carry your pads! Just because I’m a rookie doesn’t mean you have to make me do ridiculous and trivial things!!! /sarcasm
reply fail
I guess I really am a rookie and need to learn the ropes……
Just a little info about images/.gifs (in Game Threads)
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Mods have asked that in the Open Game Threads, we limit the animated .gifs until the very end to help those who are participating in the thread who may have slower connections. (the animated ones really slow the thread down).
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When posting static images, height tags are appreciated. These limit the display size of the image on the screen.
Mods have suggested we try and limit images to less than “250” in height. This can easily be done by inserting the height limit at the end of the code you’ll see put inside the message box: The width will automatically adjust to keep the aspect ratio in tact.
Example: < img src= “http://ixyz.photobucket.com/albums/xyz/image.jpg” height=“100” >
(put a space before the word height)
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Lastly – please put something in the “subject” line ahead of any image.
This allows those who may want to, minimize the image in the viewable window.
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"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
by NCChopper on Aug 1, 2010 11:10 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Algore does not approve of this attempt at censorship. The ACLU has been notified and they are OUTRAGED! I tell you. The Underground Network has also submitted letters to Congress, the FCC, and KFC. Colonel Sanders would be spinning in his grave.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yaXvr2ahXY
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
The State was great
“I wanna dip my BALLS in it!”
Don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you.
"…aren’t worthy enough to hold his (Pujols) ass cheeks apart while Playboy models wipe him with thousand dollar bills after he craps out the cure to whatever previously-incurable disease." by royhobbs 1/7/09
wow what a pompous arrogant post
I feel I should have carte blanche to post and fanpost and fanshot anything I damn well please and its not MY responsibility to read through everyone else’s crappy posts to see if they beat me to the punch this is MY blog and MY TC and MY braves and anything I say or have said or will say is gospel, original, unique, and everyone must pay homage and read MY postings first. Or only.
Lol that was fun…. i think some ppl actually would agree with that
by traphicg on Aug 2, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
oh yeah
AND…. Frank Wren sucks firesale this team is done for glaus worst signing ever except for Ankiel this team is tragic and obviously isnt in first anymore now that prado is gone we are doomed bring back Vasquez fire Terry…….
by traphicg on Aug 2, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You had me going at first…then, I saw who posted, and I realized you were JK-ing.
Well-played, Mauer.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Aug 3, 2010 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Nicely done
Im fairly new here aswell, as ive read the blog for alittle longer but posting somthing is totally diffrent. Appeciate the post for all the newbs like me and im just trying myself to spell check everything i write lol. Other then that hopefully with time it will come more to me :).
Ruben Amaro,Jr..Is Frank Wrens Paper Boy..
This is just too ironical to ignore
im just trying myself to spell check everything i write lol. Other then that
Lol.
PS. I know “ironical” is not a word.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Aug 3, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Lol
Yeah I constantly try and type faster then the words that im thinking of. Something im working on lol, but clearly still needs alittle work.
Ruben Amaro,Jr..Is Frank Wrens Paper Boy..
by SkipTOoMyL0U_ on Aug 3, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
ThAn, dude. Than.
lol
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Aug 3, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry about spellchecking
unless it is a fanpost or something of that nature. Poor grammar and spelling is acceptable within reason on comments. We all screw that stuff up.
by Andy Braves Fan on Aug 3, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol thanks
I read other members post and alot of times i see mispelling aswell but it happens and most of the time u can still understand what someones trying to get across. True also about that, when that time comes i make my first fan post etc… i will definatley be checking that like a affidavit to court lmao.
Ruben Amaro,Jr..Is Frank Wrens Paper Boy..
by SkipTOoMyL0U_ on Aug 3, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
ironical is very much a word….its in the dictionary and thus is considered a word
"No. Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? You're not even allowing natural selection do its work. Pssh. You're like the guy who invented the seat belt."
Dwight Schrute
Is it really?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Aug 4, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
lmao
Ruben Amaro,Jr..Is Frank Wrens Paper Boy..
by SkipTOoMyL0U_ on Aug 4, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha...Now THAT's ironical!
i·ron·i·cal [ahy-ron-i-kuhl]
–adjective
1. pertaining to, of the nature of, exhibiting, or characterized by irony or mockery: an ironical compliment; an ironical smile.
2. using or prone to irony: an ironical speaker.
So, there is an adjective for an adjective? Interesting.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Aug 5, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions
As far as I can tell, it is a word, but its usage is so rare that it’s barely worth noting.
I wrote a novel, it's about baseball, you should buy it: https://www.createspace.com/3407939
www.dropoutproductions.com
So, I guess symbolical would have to be a word too!
I learn something new every day.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Aug 5, 2010 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions
adjective for an adjective
Wouldn’t that be an adverb?
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
I should have said “An adjective suffix on an adjective”
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Aug 6, 2010 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions
With a H/T to NCChopper
A quick overview of the who’s and what’s of NAHWAL:
NAHWAL is basically a game in which you attempt to make picks in three categories
1. Final Score/Attendance
Depending on if the game is home or away, it’ll be one of those two. Whoever (Whomever? help!) gets the correct final score or the closest attendance gets a point
2. Pick to Click (P2C)
Basically, the MVP of the game. I’ll choose up to 5 people who were MVPs and if you’ve got one of them, you get a point.
3. Wildcard pick
This could be anything, and varies from night to night
A couple other things you should know:
1. Scoring happens every once in a while, so don’t get mad at me if I don’t score it for a period of a couple weeks. Trust me it happens.
2. There are series that last every couple weeks, and winner gets bragging rights
3. Weekend NAWHALs are always posted on a Friday
4. Some, actually a lot, of the regulars are really good, so don’t be discouraged if you start slowly
5. The key to the game is consistency. Gotta keep playing if you want to get to the top
Carpe Diaz
Gotta keep playing if you want to get to the top
TWSS
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Aug 3, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Just because you weren’t good enough and stopped playing doesn’t mean you should try and insult everyone else that plays
Carpe Diaz
lol. I stopped playing ’case i was internetless for over a month.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Aug 3, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
To be fair, 4, 10- at least had internet. It is sucky internet, but internet.
:)
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Aug 3, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

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