NAHWAL 7/28 Braves@Nationals

by GoBravesNY on Jul 28, 2010 7:23 AM EDT

Just get a win. Just get a fucking win. That is all.

1. Final Score

2. P2C

3. Number of hits given up by the bullpen?

All scoring will be done tonight.

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."

"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied, "Yes."

So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"

"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquires the guy.

"Four cents," he replies.

"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy.

"Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."

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by Mr. Sanchez on Jul 28, 2010 8:02 AM EDT reply actions

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What can be said about him that hasn't already been said? His every adjustment is a gift, his every at-bat a festival, his every swing a cool dewy breeze tinged with raspberry and incense. The only question is whether he'll win multiple MVPs or merely the Nobel Prize for Looking Like He Has Been There Before.

by dc_allday on Jul 28, 2010 9:06 AM EDT reply actions

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"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 28, 2010 9:57 AM EDT reply actions

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Morton hit Heyward with an offspeed pitch. Early indication is that the baseball survived the impact.

by award6 on Jul 28, 2010 11:19 AM EDT reply actions

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"These days, anytime one of my pitchers keeps Murphy in the ball park, I pat 'em on the fanny" - Pete Rose

by BravesCPO on Jul 28, 2010 1:02 PM EDT reply actions

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Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. ~Robert Frost

by Joseph_C on Jul 28, 2010 1:23 PM EDT reply actions

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when is Frank Wren going to wake his Ass up and see the Braves needs a Batter? This game Against Washington is Showing the team is not hitting. Get some help are philadelphia is going bnack to First? If you can’t see this maybe john scherhous should replace your stupid ass.

by jayball on Jul 27, 2010 5:41 PM MST

by Scott Coleman on Jul 28, 2010 2:29 PM EDT reply actions

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by AJCbeat on Jul 28, 2010 2:33 PM EDT reply actions

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The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Jul 28, 2010 3:11 PM EDT reply actions

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by eaheckman10 on Jul 28, 2010 3:59 PM EDT reply actions

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We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...

by bpk228480 on Jul 28, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions