Note to self: Start JJ for fantasy next time. He's convinced you he's back. All in all one heck of a good game, and fun to watch. And I promise, I'll have everything scored by tonight, or else everyone who posts here gets an extra point.

1. Attendance

2. P2C

3. Hits by McLouth in his return? If he doesn't start tonight, than the question is hits by the starting CF?

An applicant was filling out a job application.

When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" and wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."