Open Thread 7/18: Braves vs. Brewers
Milwaukee Brewers at Atlanta Braves, Jul 18, 2010 1:35 PM EDT
Let's not lose a 4-game series at home to the Brewers, OK?
First pitch is at 1:35EST. Lineups will be in the comments.
GO BRAVES!
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I like it.
Let’s SPLIT this shit.
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
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I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 1:05 PM EDT reply actions
judging by his picture,
Manny Parra is preparing to seduce us with his puppy dog eyes and over-the-shoulder gaze. So dreamy…
…..it’s always so weird when women make baseball about sexiness. I’m not gonna lie. lmao. Hopefully you are a woman, Jay, otherwise…….yeah.
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
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I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Otherwise…kind of a gay analysis, there. lol
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
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I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I picked up on that. But let’s try to avoid making gay a bad thing, huh?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
lmao
You got it. He’s totally “dreamy”!!!!!!
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
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I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
do gay people like baseball?
just curious…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Mike Piazza!
MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48
Is that legit that he’s really gay?
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, man. I feel like shit, now, p.s.
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
if it were last night
you would’ve gotten a slider over your head and fastball in the back…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
lol
nope, not a one. Why on earth would a gay man enjoy a sport with men standing around in tight pants?
To be fair, I don’t watch baseball for the guys. I like it because it’s an engaging sport and it’s a lot of fun to watch and discuss.
I can think of all manner of sports that have attractive men as players, but I don’t watch them. To me, it’s about what you’re getting out of the experience, not necessarily ogling for nine innings.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
But, if you can watch a sport you already enjoy – and there is some eye candy thrown in – that’s a great bonus. Not ashamed to admit I look (and often) and miss the tight unis.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Oh, absolutely. My point — and perhaps I wasn’t clear — was that it’s not the sole reason I watch. Icing tastes great on any cake, in my assessment.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
This clearly differentiates you from the guy who lived across the hall from me in HS.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
He didn’t like icing? Because honestly, I’m not a big fan of icing. I was using it as a metaphor.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
My window overlooked the college’s baseball field. When he discovered that, he was suddenly sticking more than half his body out to check out the shortstop’s butt. That, I think, was his sole reason for caring about baseball.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
like I feel about women's tennis...
if you can watch a sport you already enjoy – and there is some eye candy thrown in – that’s a great bonus
Venus's girdle not factoring in...
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
I figured as much...
but I’m sure that factor doesn’t hurt your enjoyment of the game. But if all you were wanting to do was look at attractive men, I’d assume there are better places to do it besides a baseball game, cause there’s certainly some fugly ones out there too.
it’s always so weird when women make baseball about sexiness
Wait…I’m not the only one who thinks this?
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope. I look at [said girl] like she’s crazy, and say, “If you want sexy, go to a women’s college volleyball game. They practically run around wearing panties…..and…….sighhhhh.”
THAT is sexy. Guys know why they go to volleyball games.
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
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I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Just what I said.
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
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I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Look at waht baseball players wear, and look at what volleyball players wear.
I really don’t see how.
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
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I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a fair point.
I still tend to hate it when anyone makes a sport mainly about how good the players look. And yes, that includes our volleyball and stunts&gymnastics teams.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions

“Wait they’re playing a sport out there? ……I’ve been throwing out 2 dollar bills…..”
Take my word for it……the last thing I’m doing is complaining.
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Come on now - titles please.
Not all of us wish to keep that on our screens.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
What? That’s a shot of 2 ladies playing volleyball?
I don’t see what you mean. ; )p
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Just out of curiosity
What would you think they should wear to play volleyball well?
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Stretchy shorts that come at least above the knees.
See……it can be..hard.. being a guy. And when girls wear certain things, it can be..hard..to concentrate. As crude as that sounds, it’s the way it works.
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Not really. I go to all of our home volleyball matches and a few away ones, and I have no problem following the flow of the game.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
More power to you. I just thinks girls’ legs are really, really sexy.
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
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I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
So do I. It’s not like I think they’re ugly. It’s just that I don’t find it debilitating to my train of thought. It’s the same as the difference between women who like baseball, and also think that the guys look good; and the women who go to baseball games and only ever talk about how cute the guys are.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
All I’m saying is that the females aren’t leaving anything to the imagination.
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT’S BEHIND THE SCENES.
they have more layers when they play. lol
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
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"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
gymnastics meets
even better
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Jul 18, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
jeez, really?
i guess i didn’t communicate the sarcasm enough. wow.
the map didn’t even look that bad, compared with all the shit going on north of us
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Last two nights have royally sucked.
Offense couldn’t get anything going, mediocre (at best) pitching…we realllly need to get things going and win today.
I hope that *gulp * Derek Lowe can play stopper
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Pattern?
On Sundays…with Lowe pitching we seem to lose. Or maybe its just Sundays period. Lowe definitely isn’t who I want on the mound but how the pitching has been going he will be good as any.
well i hope you're wrong
cuz i started him in fantasy today. but it’d be great if we didn’t lose a 4-game set at home to these assholes.
Or maybe it's just Lowe period? LOL
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
HAHA
the Braves are exactly 1-1 on Sundays this season when Lowe has pitched.
by CharlotteChop on Jul 18, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's improve our 14-16 vs lefties this year today, shall we?

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
And while we’re at it .. our last 2-26 with RISP must get better.
Are we suffering a ASBreak slump? We were doing so well before all that time off.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
yeah
we were doing well, but it was pitching
I would say our slump really started in that series vs the Mets, that last Sunday vs Santana was brutal
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
looked like
it was clearing up, but I am no weather man
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Yunel not doing too bad with the Blue Jays
3-9 , 1 BB
So far, glad to see him get off to an ok start at least
I know we have Diaz and he is doing his job but our lineup really looks bad against lefties
Mac, J-Hey, Hinske almost become useless. And it seems like our righties struggle against them also. That’s why I shudder to think of playing the Yanks in the WS.
If Jason Heyward were to hit a home run off of you, you would have to fight the urge to thank him.
by bravesforever16 on Jul 18, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions
Pretty sure all of our 38 losses haven't come against lefties...
We’re just slumping. And it only takes one game to turn it around…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
39-22 against RH
14-16 against LH
If Jason Heyward were to hit a home run off of you, you would have to fight the urge to thank him.
by bravesforever16 on Jul 18, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea, the records speak for themselves.
It’s silly to ignore it
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Lucky for us
it only takes 4 wins to win a series and not 14
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Might not be that bad in the playoffs, check this out. Of the teams currently in the playoff picture, here is the lefties they have to offer that are likely to pitch in a 5 or 7 game series:
Reds: Travis Wood is their only lefty, and he isn’t likely to be in their top 3 starters
Cardinals: Jaime Garcia – likely would get a start as their #3 guy
Padres: Only left is Clayton Richard, he would probably only get a start in a 7 game series
Phillies: Moyer and Hamels. Hamels will get 2 starts, Moyer probably one
Mets: Santana and Niese are in their top 3 (barring a Maine recovery). Not clear what role Oliver Perez will have
Giants: Zito, Bumgarner, and Sanchez. Lots of lefties, but Cain and Lincecum will get 2 starts each.
Rockies: De La Rosa and Francis
Dodgers: Kershaw gets 2 starts.
So it looks like from the lefty standpoint, we match up best with the Reds and Padres. For a lot of reasons, I think we would be happy with either of those two (as opposed to the Phillies or Cardinals)
Rain Delay OT post:
My house smells yummy. I took the time to bake 2 blueberry bread loaves (from scratch).
My friend gave me some fresh blueberries off her bushes yesterday.
On the cooling rack now.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
That sounds amazing.
love me some blueberries…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
twss
sorry, had to do it.
Also, I want some bread!
Headlining the Campaign for the return of Ryan Langerhans! MVP 2011!
by RichmondBraves on Jul 18, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Gonna to taste it after this half inning. It should be cooled enough by then.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
even worse
average W’s in the last two games is .000
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
oh you mean
AVG with RISP the last two games is .000?
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
that is
not really to say 0 wins…
but alright
Maybe more like W %
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Man
Glavine just said Wolf and Narveson are good pitchers
More realistically we cant hit even mediocre left handed pitching
So I just woke
"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
2:10
are we getting ready to start?
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
So I just woke up thinking I missed some of the game...
I love rain delays!
"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008
by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Oh yeah
"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008
by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yescobar just hit a granny for the Blue Jays
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
haha sweet
good for him
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Wow...fuck that.
"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008
by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
bleh
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
Wow.
Great start there, Lowe. Thanks a million.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
In defense for Lowe
he has pitched pretty well lately
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
What a great start to the day…Escobar hits a granny for his new team and we are already losing before even getting an out.
"Chase Utley can't polish Martin's shoes right now" Joe Simpson
by sleezer1788 on Jul 18, 2010 2:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I mean
it was a given for Escobar, he was going to hit a homer eventually
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Clearly, he just needed to go up against soft AL pitching.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
Ask Alex Gonzalez its easy to hit homers in Baltimore
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
No kidding. Are we really going to have Escobar Watch for the next 3 years like we have with the Tex Prospects?
"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008
by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I know that, but it doesn’t mean I have to like it.
"Chase Utley can't polish Martin's shoes right now" Joe Simpson
by sleezer1788 on Jul 18, 2010 2:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I like Escobar
guy was a good player, I hope he rips it up in Toronto
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t dislike him either, but I’m not going to lie. It annoys me to see players struggle for us and not do anything for half a season, then go to a new team and tear it up. It annoyed me when Francouer did it last year.
"Chase Utley can't polish Martin's shoes right now" Joe Simpson
by sleezer1788 on Jul 18, 2010 2:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
to be honest
We had it coming with both of these guys. We dogged them while they were here…
Frenchy rightfully so, Yunel just got a bad reputation.
I mean for crying out loud he was our MVP last year, and has a bad half. So therefore it is time to trade him
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
especially playing in Rogers Center
I’m happy for him though
by ByrneSupremacy on Jul 18, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
hey let's try something different today
how about some true optimism. couldn’t hurt right?
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Derek Lowe laughs at this "optimism'
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
I'll forgive Lowe if he strikes out the remaining 26 batters.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
BOOOOOOOOO!
"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008
by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Twinkie at the plate
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
HaHaHa - did Glavine just confess to muting the game last night?
Chip can’t even make Glavine listen.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Is it bad that I really want this fat fuck to get plunked now?
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
He’s got plenty of padding, for sure.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Jul 18, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
t'wouldn't even feel it
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
STFD Teletubby
"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008
by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
According to Chip it's a belt touch
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
Was he? It looked like it to me, but I'm watching on the POS laptop and wasn't sure.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
ball beat him there, but the tag was high…
Looked like he got his foot in there
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yo TC
Was our attendance really 48,000+ last night!
"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
looked full
TBH… but it has all weekend
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jul 18, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions
sorry Chopper
me = asshole
GO BRAVES GO!!!
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions
Man Prado
has been hitting a lot of fly balls lately… good and bad I guess, just a noticeable change
scroll up a little – it’s been discussed
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
doh, sorry guys
studying constitutional law + listening to the radio
Remember: Interstate commerce clause. It’s always about the interstate commerce clause.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
right you are sir
actually studying up on that exact thing at this moment
haha. i went and posted in their game thread earlier, too. nothing bad. i gave them the 411 on him
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember when he used to take pitches? WTF happened?
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Jul 18, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah is it just me...?
or did Heyward’s downward spiral have more to do with Bobby and TP telling him he needs to be more aggressive and seemingly less to do with the thumb…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Combine that
with his changed approach at the plate…
I am not sure what happened, but damn he wants to pull everything. If he goes back to using all fields he would be such a dangerous hitter
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Let’s not freak out until the game is over.
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:26 PM EDT reply actions
I know it's silly
But man sometimes it seems like this team will never score
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
With the way we are hitting
1-0 seems like a mountain
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Caveman
the only guy hitting right now, and of course Prado
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
::positive energy::
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
You out that crunchy hippie shit away.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Jul 18, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
send that to our batters, not us
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
I'm trying...
but all you cynics keep blocking the airwaves…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Quick - somebody go tell the team ...
that today is…. May 79th.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
and we didnt take that?!
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
yeah
I dont get it if we turned it down…
Guy is going to be good
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
hi, internet friends! :)
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 2:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
sup
i must be good luck. every time i’m not on the OT, we lose. it’s all my fault.
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 2:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
can we start calling DP's yunels now?
since he isn’t on the team?
he
was not even close to Vidro…
I mean Alex Gonzalez and Yunel Escobar have the same amount of GIDP this year
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jul 18, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
...Will not score.
Meanwhile, Jose Bautista hit his 25th homer last night. I think you know where I’m going with this.
The only time the Mets win is in the offseason.
that you are a very negative person
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jul 18, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
do that again
A baseball diamond is, most simply, the intersecting of four 90-foot baselines, and, most powerfully, the intersecting of seemingly random lives.
savvy?
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
I see a troll under that bridge!
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jul 18, 2010 2:33 PM EDT reply actions
hey at least one right now
should score a run
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Way to go twinkie
haha Prince
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
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by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jul 18, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions
Now let's cash it in....time for the sticks to reawaken
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This. LETS GO
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Caveman SMASH
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WOOT!!!!!!
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 2:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
OHMYGAWD
OUR OFFENCE SUCKS
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
"That will score Brian McCann or Troy Glaus....I should say"
No, sir, you should STFU
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
damn it i don't know what happened yet
MY RADIO IS BEHIND!
if OBP is so important
Why dont they put it on the scoreboard
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Hola
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
hey! long time no see (?) How goes it?
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Well enough, I suppose. I’m wrapping up a weeklong vacation, returning to the office on Monday. And you?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
nice. Hope you had fun. You and your Giants had a nice weekend. We appriecate it also.
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
It’s hard to hear the game when thunder is shaking my house. STUPID WEATHER
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 2:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
or Prince Fielder….
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 2:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Damn Diaz is EN FUEGO!!
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why did he even take off?
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Damn...mac should have waited
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with THAT speed?
yeah. he should have, haha
oh damn that was fugly
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
just need a fly ball MVP, dont eff it up
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what was that?
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McCann is slow
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 2:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
2-1 lead baby
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the melk man cometh...
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A actual good Mekly patented chopper
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MVPMVPMVPMVPMVP
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
WE SCORED WOOT
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 2:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Derek Lowe is no Tim Hudson with the bat.
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That might have been the suckiest way possible to score a run.
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But it's still a run
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I really don’t see how that’s any different from a sac fly, which is considered a good way to score a run. And, with this type of play, he still has a chance to beat it out, and almost did.
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by sleezer1788 on Jul 18, 2010 2:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The difference is
on a sac fly is that he doesnt barely hit it…
He is trying to hit a sac fly…
He is not trying to chop it right in front of the pitcher
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
That wasn’t really what his comment said, though. There’s only one crappy way to score a run that I can think of, and that is to hit into a double play.
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by sleezer1788 on Jul 18, 2010 2:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yea that was a bit ago
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WTF
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I have
no knowledge of musical instruments
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol
We don’t march ’em, but yeah in the concert band setting…
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We didn’t, even in concert season. I wish we had; I was exotic enough as the sole bass clarinet.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
ever play the contra?
that shit will make your eyes rattle
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hey if Lowe picks up the RBI
maybe we can forget about the leadoff hr
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Wow.
Does Yunel really have 3 grand slams in this game?? Maybe it was a bad trade after all…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
bad trade?
you are basing this on what 4 games?
wow talk about impatience lol
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by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jul 18, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on...it is the Orioles they're playing...let's wait till they play the sox, yanks, and Rays before we go calling it a trade FAIL
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I know...just backing ya up
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from a talent standpoint
its a no-brainer… and the statistics, projections, cost control, and age really show that
Leaving out “clubhouse atmosphere” factors…
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
3 grand slams? lol wut
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 2:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
sarcasm
just noting the fact that 3 people have reported the same bit of info.
by Daniel McCracken on Jul 18, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
ding ding ding
“Gutter, tell him what he’s won!”
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I love Tom Glavine
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 2:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I like the 3 Zagnut and 2 RBI inning there!
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Are there any instances
Where reaching base doesn’t count towards one’s OBP?
Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0
I don’t think so, which doesn’t make sense.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I think reaching on an error should count. It’s not your fault the fielder made the error, and you could’ve hit the ball hard as well.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe a dp
with runners on 1st and 2nd, no outs, and outs at 3rd and 2nd. not sure though.\
by Daniel McCracken on Jul 18, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
reaching on an error
also, grounding into a fielders choice. Technically you get on base, but you didn’t really earn it.
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by RichmondBraves on Jul 18, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
He at least
should have went the other way to drive in Mac, but he pulled instead
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
don’t complain
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 2:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I don’t even see how that thought could come to you with all the trouble we have had scoring runs lately, especially against lefties.
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by sleezer1788 on Jul 18, 2010 2:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Guys...can we PLEASE stop talking about Esco?
This shit is gonna get old if it’s the Tex trade 2.0.
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someone feed Prince Fielder, the noise is shaking my house
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 2:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
YOU KIDS GET OUT OF MY FRIDGE!
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t make me release the hound.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Riley already ate it…whole.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
than we want a Babe Ruth signed baseball
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
the colossus of clout?
the colossus of clout?
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Wendy Pefercorn…
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
*sings*
This magic moment…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
He looks like a dead fish.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Lowe
K K
A baseball diamond is, most simply, the intersecting of four 90-foot baselines, and, most powerfully, the intersecting of seemingly random lives.
Brilliant strategery by Milwaukee. It’s the ol “let’s hide the fact we suck by throwing 3 lefties at ‘em! We know they can’t hit da lefties!”
If the Braves lose again today, I’m going to be demanding a partial refund of my Premium Membership.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
I already spent your money on beer last night. It’ll be a few days. Will extra photos of CB work until then?
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as they’re nudes.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
You know I have those!
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
STFD
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HAHA YES
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Lowe
make that K K K
A baseball diamond is, most simply, the intersecting of four 90-foot baselines, and, most powerfully, the intersecting of seemingly random lives.
I'm not sure which is worse today
KK or KKK
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
+ whatever you want
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
WHO CARES!!
he isn’t a Brave anymore
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by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jul 18, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
You were
waiting for him to get another hit, werent you
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That's good
And in our game, the 1st place and NL Leading Braves are winning 2-1.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Was Lowe’s first K in the game a swinging or taking?
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Hart swinging I believe
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Rickie Weeks is an ugly dude.
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but a good baseball player
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
wait? Weeks is a dude?
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 2:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
did Chip just say homies?
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
I'm speechless.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it asking too much for both sides of the Esco/Gonzalez trade to agree to a moratorium on the snide comments?
It’s over folks.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
give it a few weeks
then it will stick
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
It took forever
for them to get over Vazquez.
And they’re still not over Feliz/Andrus
Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0
true
might be rough…
At least we got a sure fire prospect in the Vazquez trade
A superstar in Tex for Feliz/Andrus
for Yunel, not much
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Not since the great Mike/Joel flamewar of 1993 has there been such vitriol spilled across these internets!
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
It's like we traded Jason Heyward or something.
It was Yunel Escobar…
Before the trade whenever he came to the plate people were like “well here comes a groundout”. Now he’s the greatest Braves prospect ever.
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by RichmondBraves on Jul 18, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I think most people
are more upset of what we got in return
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
that's understandable
but that doesn’t mean they should bring it up every 4 minutes. It’s really irritating.
And COLLINS! We need more 5’7" baseball players. Gives me hope…
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by RichmondBraves on Jul 18, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
that sums it up.
getting someone who is 33, has a career OBP under .300, and has totally unsustainable HR numbers in exchange for someone who may still turn out to be one of the best shortshops in the the game…mehhh.
by Daniel McCracken on Jul 18, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Throw strikes you overpaid sack of crap
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
could be worse right now
We could have paid AJ Burnett and got his recent results
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
you also have the luxury of hindsight.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
That good enough for ya? Maybe you will finally have something positive to say.
"Chase Utley can't polish Martin's shoes right now" Joe Simpson
by sleezer1788 on Jul 18, 2010 2:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Thank you Sir. I hate to get bossy and all....




"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
You intimidated and aroused me. I’m not sure what this means.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
That may be the best damn compliment I’ve ever had. ;-)
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
If you were here, I’d give you a large piece of my bread.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
hey
i thought that was reserved for me…
and congratulations on bringing TheLetter back to the winning team :)
hahahaha
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STFD
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WAPAA
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
Thank all that is holy...
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Thanks derekkkk
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I just woke up in a Korean family's rec room...
and they would NOT stop screaming.
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I ate your chocolate squirrel.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
aaaaaaand WAMMMY!
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
What? You guys couldn’t say anything? EVen the guy who can’t think said something!
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
I still haven’t called her after our seafood dinner.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Number TWO.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
that happens every Sunday for me
you get use to it
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
i’m jealous
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by RichmondBraves on Jul 18, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
……uhhhh
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 2:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Anchorman is life.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont think Sheff
played for the Brewers did he
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
for a couple seasons…
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Prado
is good at baserunning
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 2:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Thank you JayHey
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Prado with the Kelly Johnson socks….haha
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The monster is awakening...
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
ALLSTAR OMAR
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
OMAH!
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Alright, let's kill these dickheads
no more losing to bad teams.
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OK, who listened to me and told the team it was May 79th?
Whoever it was I love ’em!
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
was me!
i swear!
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Prado rulezz
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jul 18, 2010 3:02 PM EDT reply actions
Smoltz > Glavine
in the broadcast both
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
o no u di-int
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Anyone else notice
we are leading the lineup off with 3 all stars in a row?
by kreese555 on Jul 18, 2010 3:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The could have had Huddy hitting cleanup today to make it 4.
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That was supposed to read “They could have had….”
I’m going to go hit myself with a surgical 2 × 4 now.
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by UMDBHIK on Jul 18, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he looks like he’s getting squeeze in his picture.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I would love to see Maddux-Glavine-Smoltz
as our announcers… just for fun
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Avery can be the field reporter
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DO WORK ALLSTAR MVP BRIAN MCCANN!!!
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YOUR LOVE YOUR LOVE YOUR LOVE,
is my drug.
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Bases Full - 0 Outs - Please make 'em pay this time!
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DO THE CHOP!!
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jul 18, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions
whats WTP again?
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
ALL STAR MVP CMON
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
HEAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!
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MVPMVPMVPMVP
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
GRAND SLAM BRIAN MCCANN!!!!!
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
BUH BYE NOW!
HEAAAAAAP
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Everybody iChop

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
/Chops
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
McVP! McVP! McVP!
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Count 'em 4 RBI for Heap!





"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
by NCChopper on Jul 18, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
By my accounts, that should score 4 runs, n’est pas?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Well that's assuming Glaus can score from 1st
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep,
The monster is awake! The monster is awake!
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Who says we can’t hit lefties :)
"Chase Utley can't polish Martin's shoes right now" Joe Simpson
by sleezer1788 on Jul 18, 2010 3:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Just came
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
When Heap hits a Slam I...

''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Heap with the
Rally killer…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
+12
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
true, I’ll give you that. And not being Justin I’m not gonna fight which was better.
Boom.
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Boesch
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
ARIZONA!
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Baker
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Langerhans
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Meteor
/win
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Pluto
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Snoopy
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
last time we faced Parra, Marteeeen hit a slam against him
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
MVP to the plate

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
You know what guys...
I don’t even really mind Chip as our broadcaster anymore.
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I don’t really care about the broadcasters. i just watch the game. I cared when it was Skip and Pete, but I just watch the game now. I miss Skip and Pete….
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
MCCANN IS A RALLY KILLER!!!
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
HORRIBLE TRADE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yep grand slam.
he has like 5 hit since the trade. what a dick
by Braves Biceps on Jul 18, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
No need to call him that. Be glad he’s doing well.
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I am not sure
they got the sarcasm in my OP
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Prince rode his bike to the Park today
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
haha
did he stop and hit the drive thru on the way in
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
STFD fatass!
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HAHA STFD
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
haha…nice sig.
GO KINGS! not King.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"Don't worry Cleveland fans!
Every team that has EVER won a championship has done it WITHOUT LeBron James."
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
WE WILL WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP WITH MO WILLIAMS AND ANTAWN JAMESON BEFORE LEBRON JAMES WINS ONE
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
+1000
I hope they do would be too fucking funny
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I can’t stand Prince Fielder
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
that thing kinda looks like Corey Hart
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Grand slams..get us rolling.
We went on a good streak of offense after Prados blast in Milwaukee.. The same can be said for the come back against the reds and brooksies slam.. This second half is going to be amazing :-)
The poster formerly known as: SidKotchman
by SidGlaus on Jul 18, 2010 3:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
THIS is what i like to hear...
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
I hope so. I haven’t really been feeling this team at the plate for the last few games.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
look at it this way...
EVEN IF (God forbid) it take them as long to right things as it did in the first half, EVEN IF the second half is an exact mirror of the first, we STILL win the division :-)
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
I love this team…:)
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Holy hell guys
McCann’s career line with the bases loaded, in 104 PA, .349/.375/.639
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
clutch.
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He must have calm eyes.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
my first thought was
“what are ‘Clam Eyes?’”
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
I know we make fun of glaus and mccann's lack of speed...
but at least we don’t have any true fatties on our team like fielder or panda guy in sf…
seriously though
Fielder is faster than Mac and Glaus
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
And with having bigger man-boobs.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Heap has 15 career SB too
3 this year…
by ByrneSupremacy on Jul 18, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
TheLetter2 arrives in 3….2….1….
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The guy CAN pitch
and has had several strong outings. He needs regular work, and this is a great spot to give it to him. Maybe even earn himself a 3 inning save.
i disagree
i’d rather him get garbage time on the other end of a blowout…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
LOL Dlowe
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Jason Heyward is awesome
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
don’t worry, JHey will be FINE
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The NL West is beastly.
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Note to self
Dusting bookshelves induces grand slams.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
KEEP DUSTING!
KEEP DUSTING!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
glad you know this now...
still a long 2nd half
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
better
go buy some bookshelves to fill up the house then
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
btw
what do you put on book shelves?
DVDs?
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?...
no way you were “dusting” with Heap on the screen.
Yunel is 3-3 today with a grand slam
MLBTradeRumors just said Tampa tried to deal a package around Reid Brignac for him
Boston had interest, but we never listen to offers from them.
To recap, we sold extremely low, gave up on a more promising SS than AGon and for some reason never even listened to Boston’s package.
I just woke up and I’m raging right now.
In other news, your Atl Braves are winning
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
by Zeus12888 on Jul 18, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh i know, and i'm happy about that
but that’s a boring post
by kbertling353 on Jul 18, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
+53-38
Headlining the Campaign for the return of Ryan Langerhans! MVP 2011!
by RichmondBraves on Jul 18, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
lmao
yeah the package based on Reid Brignac is intriguing…
Not sure why we would have turned it down
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
suppose it depends on the package...
though i wouldn’t have been opposed to swapping them straight up. I’m in the Rays area so I watch them a lot…the kid is good…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
exactly
straight up, would have been a decent “package” but I am sure they threw in at least one other C level prospect…
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
guess what Escobar is doing is more important to you then the fact that the Braves are 1st in the NL East and winning 7-1
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jul 18, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Was it a necessity to bring it up?
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Just because he's going well in Toronto doesn't mean he'd do well in Atlanta
how long is it going to take people to figure this out?
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
he's had 3 good games
WHAT THE HELL FRANK WREN YOU’RE AN IDIOT!!11111
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by RichmondBraves on Jul 18, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
blasphemy
If Alex Gonzalez hits 17 HR in Toronto that translates to 17 HR in Atlanta
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
3 games
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by RichmondBraves on Jul 18, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
was Boston offering Scutaro and Ellsbury?
was Tmapa Brignac and Upton?
We can’t just assume they’d offer more than Gonzalez and two quality prospects
I would
rather have Brignac straight up for Yunel
Brignac is going to be a stud
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
For the 15th time today - in this thread alone - Yunel has been discussed ad nauseam.
Can we please focus on the game at hand?
Some love, some hate, some are indifferent with the Yunel trade.
We get it.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Damnit...
I wanted to see Heyward run.
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What a nice Heap story by Joe.
Love him to pieces.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
what was it?
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
lol i was about to askthat, i wasn’t listening to the TV.
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Went something like this....
The other day, after the game, BMac was leaving and came across camera equipment guy (I think) putting stuff away. He realized he (BMac) had forgotten something in the clubhouse and asked if he could borrow the cart (golf) to go back and get it because he was really tired/exhausted.
The guys says he can’t give him the cart, but he’ll take him back and forth. The guy gives him a ride back to the clubhouse. BMac goes inside to get what he forgot and while there, he took the time to go to the bat rack, get a bat and autograph it for the guy and gave it to him for his trouble.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
ALLSTAR OMAR
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
parra’s done
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I saw a Youtube vid of a fan meeting Bmac and he sounds like a normal dude
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
yeah
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
O RLY
NO WAY!!! O:
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i was just about to say that
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by RichmondBraves on Jul 18, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
No way really?
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Flat out for serious
Actually, I was thinking about telling people he’d hit a grand slam during yesterday’s game thread, as a joke.
just so you know, the answer to the trivia question is:
Marquis Grissom. and I didn’t even have to look it up!
:)
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions
wow...
don’t feel like reading thru all the noise, but Yunel hit a grand slam today! good for him…
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions
please end all Yunel threads
with /SARCASM
before everyone gets their panties in a twist
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
i swear that i did this with no sarcasm
literally didn’t read any of the page. stop assuming, it’s pretty annoying.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s just also pretty annoying to keep hearing, over and over, that Yunel hit a grand slam. If you post something without checking if it’s been mentioned before, you shouldn’t be surprised that people are going to be exasperated if it has, and several people before you also didn’t check.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
…
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m not trying to be mean. But for the people who’ve been on the OT the whole game, we’ve already had a bunch of people come in and announce that Yunel got a home run. It really shouldn’t surprise you to hear it described as annoying.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
especially since everyone that announced it said "just"
i thought he had 12 RBIs
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
I was watching Arrested Development earlier today, and I discovered the origin of your handle. I could not stop laughing when I realized it.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
can't wait for that movie!
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
not going to happen.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
For what it's worth
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
yes, but since then, david cross has stated that
it looks improbably @ this point
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
really?
since then? that article is only two days old! Not that I don’t believe you…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
oohh...
2 days? well i may have to double check then. my most recent news was from david cross, and i haven’t been reading up the past 2 days.
but yes, cera is probably the main problem. but plus, what story would they tell?
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
And Cross should have more jobs as an actor...
he does damn well in every part I’ve seen him in. Underrated funny man.
that's awesome :D
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Like McGruff the dog
Scruff McGruff Chicago Illinois 60652 Help me take a bite out of crime!
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
CRIME DOG!
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by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
hall of fame worthy?
i mean, he hit nearly 500 homers
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
good idea
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I really hate Barry Bonds
if he got ran over by a truck today, I wouldn’t care one bit.
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If we signed him today
do you think he could still hit 10 HR and have 50+ walks?
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
led the NL in OPS (over Pujols)
his last year. he was like 44 years old. and not even roiding anymore.
by kbertling353 on Jul 18, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
And he hasn't played since...
if he stepped to a plate today, they’d attack him (so not many BBs) and he would take a while to get to where he had the bat speed to make contact (if he even can get it back at this age).
I am assuming
he plays every game of course, no injuries
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
barry bonds is my favorite baseball player ever
by kbertling353 on Jul 18, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m sorry. I usually don’t like cheating, arrogant assholes, but you have every right to like him.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
i just love greatness
i used to cry watching him hit. the patience and eye at the plate were absolutely amazing.
by kbertling353 on Jul 18, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Griffey Jr and Chipper are my favorites
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yea, i didn't see griffey that much when i was little (born '89)
but chipper is obviously one of my favorites.
more BB’s than K’s for his career.
by kbertling353 on Jul 18, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
never struck out 100 times
in a season
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
watching the new Junior commercial makes me want to cry, i know that sounds weird but baseball is strange without Junior
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
/glare
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
HANK AARON IS THE HOME RUN KING
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
and always will be, unless Pujols or another guy who was clean his entire career passes him.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
but babe ruth is the greatest baseball player ever
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed. He changed baseball forever.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed. he was awesome
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Honus Wagner is still the greatest all around player
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
disagree.
my list is Ruth > Bonds > Williams > Aaron > Mays
by kbertling353 on Jul 18, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
All around? I don’t think Bonds had much defense
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
disagree
because of the pitching. if the award existed, the babe probably could have won the Cy Young more than once.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS!
barry makes me want to puke
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'll ask again:
Has anyone seen INCEPTION?
"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008
yes, and it's incredible.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
and the effects were MOSTLY practical, in-camera effects
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
It was pretty well done...
complex, but very well done. I’d compare it to some movies, but wouldn’t want to give things away.
Yep. MIND. Fuck.
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
DOes it stop spinning?
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
i say, yes...
but why do the kids look exactly the same?
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
your point is why i say no
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
umm, spoiler!
careful now
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
the movie is pretty much unspoilable.
ebert explains this perfectly if you read his review.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
which already makes me not want to read it
i seldom agree with him, anyway. no movie is “unspoilable” no matter how debatable it is…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
It's one of those...
like Basic, Usual Suspects, among others, where I don’t know what, if any of it, was “real”. Very freaky, but very very well done.
even if i told you the ending
it wouldn’t make any sense. you would just thing, “huh?” seriously. it’s all about the journey. and if i TRIED to explain to you the series of events in the movie, it wouldn’t work without seeing it.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
sure
but then if someone remembers your synopsis, it ruins it AS they are watching it
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
not really.
TRUST ME.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
i've seen the movie...
it’s hard enough fighting my own guesses of what’s going to happen because they’re usually fairly accurate..let alone someone telling me the series of events so I’m watching what i already know unfold…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
didn't see shutter island
and i don’t really care to.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
It’s a really good movie.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
just doesn't pique my interest
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Interesting. I’m the same about Shutter Island, and quite doubtful about Inception. Should I go and see it?
Damnit. Now I need a new signature
DUDE
go and see it! TODAY!
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Can’t. There’s a whole Jewish thing. Long story. But I’ll go see it Wednesday now
Damnit. Now I need a new signature
ha okay :)
you won’t be disappointed. i’ve heard so many mixed reviews about shutter island that it DEFINITELY killed any inkling of interest i had in it. but inception is indescribably good on many levels
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
even if you don't get wrapped up in all the overanalysis...
it’s still a great movie with great special effects. not “great” like transformers supposedly was (gag me.) but very aesthetically pleasing.
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
i think you need to see it again.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
inception? i want to...but why?
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
because you keep mentioning the effects
and the effects aren’t the point of the movie. they’re just a tool to tell a very complicated, original story.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
oh no
I’m just saying for people that might be skeptical about the movies content, that even if you don’t care to rack your brain about the plot, it’s still a great movie to go see from a cinematographic standpoint..
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
that's quite true.
and how dare you compare this in any way, shape, or form (albeit sarcastically, i believe) to TransFormers! gah!
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
haha exactly my point
i’m not interested in transformers at all but people told me i had to see it because of the effects. FAIL.
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
i'm quite partial to G1 transformers
but give me the cartoon series & 1986’s TransFormers: The Movie any day over today’s garbage
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
the year i was born...
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
I think...
What Dreams May Come, is a good comparison for it. Great visuals with a strong storyline, and both used very well together.
Memento.
Same director.
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Inception was worth it...
if you like the movies I mentioned above, Basic, Usual Suspects, and another somewhat similar, What Dreams May Come. I’d recommend it. The visuals were awesome, and the storyline solid. It was a damn good movie.
Newsflash
Yunel just ate a Denny’s grand slam breakfast this morning
A baseball diamond is, most simply, the intersecting of four 90-foot baselines, and, most powerfully, the intersecting of seemingly random lives.
WITH MAPLE SYRUP OR BLUEBERRY SYRUP?
"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008
by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
so did McCann
and the difference is, McCann is actually on the Braves still
Kind of sad that Escos’ grand slam is getting more attention than BMACs
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jul 18, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Great. Now I’m fantasizing about McCann eating a grand slam breakfast.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
me too my friend
me too…
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by RichmondBraves on Jul 18, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
the Braves!
Headlining the Campaign for the return of Ryan Langerhans! MVP 2011!
by RichmondBraves on Jul 18, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMMIT
He could have been eating that grand slam breakfast in a Braves uniform!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I have a feeling theyre gonna plunk mccann next AB
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Diaz all up in this
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
"He's back."
Fuck yeah/
"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008
MATTY
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
Hot Damn...Caveman CRUSH!
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Does anyone think we should still trade for a LF'er?
:-) I don’t!
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by SidGlaus on Jul 18, 2010 3:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
yeah tough call here
do we rely on him, or move to a more sure thing
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
It was easy for people to get upset
And crazy when Diaz started off slow then went on the DL. But still, baseball fans shouldn’t have such short memories. We knew Diaz was going to bounce back
Good lord he's going FUCKING NUTS YALL
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Matt Diaz you are awesome
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Yes...this is 100% true
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yeah thats a tough call though
Do we trade for a more sure thing?
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
we would dump
Melky in a heartbeat, if we could
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
What about Franklin Guitterez in Seattle?
How’s he swinging this year?
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not even for both melky, nate, and one of our young arms?
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Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime
Who's to say...but who else has a spare CF that won't cost us the best of the farm to get?
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Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime
I am just pointing out the fact
That the only realistic way we dump either of those guys is to take more salary on in return…
Because Guitterez is cheaper than both of them, and better. so it makes no sense to move him.
More than likely to move Nate/Melky it would have to be like for an Alfonso Soriano type contract
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, that's the point
Most teams that have CFers with decent bats do NOT have spare ones, and usually, they cost a lot to get.
In short
It’s not easy to just go out and get someone to play center. Those guys tend to very quickly get locked up to long-term deals. I would go for Matt Kemp if he was actually for sale, but that seems to have been mostly rumor.
Anyone from the Dodgers will probably be fair game after the season with the divorce thing really starts to get going
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He's one of the young pieces they're hoping to build around
The price will likely be more than he’s actually worth.
True...thought he was up around melky and nate's age...
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Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime
He's actually older than Melky
But he’s better, and he’s further behind on his arbitration clock, so they have him under control for three years beyond this.
Yes but Nate sucks against lefties
If Jason Heyward were to hit a home run off of you, you would have to fight the urge to thank him.
by bravesforever16 on Jul 18, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
this
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I thought we didn’t want all our ruuns to be on HRs. Oh well
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
escobar would have hit a grand slam there
"Derek Lowe's Contract Has Stopped Looking Like a Retard Got Lost in a Pen Factory."
are you counting pitchers?
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
Aaron>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bonds
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by RichmondBraves on Jul 18, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't have enough knowledge of the past to make a really good, informed list.
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by RichmondBraves on Jul 18, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Wagner>Mays>Ruth>Aaron>Musial
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
ted williams would have hit 700 HR
had he not gone to war…twice
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ruth
Cy Young
Mays
Aaron
Williams
Cobb
In no particular order.
here is ESPN’s rankings
Stephen Strasburg
Stephen Strasburg
Stephen Strasburg
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
oops, forgot Griffey. Griffey is definitely one of the best players of all time, and my favorite Non-Braves player of all time
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Matt Diaz>>>>>>>>Mays>Ruth>Bonds>Williams>Aaron
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Jul 18, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Gehrig
Heyward, Honus Wagner, Aaron, Gehrig, Nolan Ryan
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by SidGlaus on Jul 18, 2010 3:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Gehrig, Cobb, Rose, Robinson, Aaron, Mantle, Dimaggio. No particular order. Not that any of these guys are saints but just can’t bring myself to put Bonds on the list.
A baseball diamond is, most simply, the intersecting of four 90-foot baselines, and, most powerfully, the intersecting of seemingly random lives.
2 homers today for Weeks
Dangit Lowe.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
I blame whoever said Weeks wasn’t a good hitter before the game.
"Chase Utley can't polish Martin's shoes right now" Joe Simpson
by sleezer1788 on Jul 18, 2010 3:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
yeah...
i’m sure he’s working really hard alongside scheurholz
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
prince fielder…
EVERYBODY BOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Twinkie batting
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
would he die in a nuclear war?
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Funbags Fielder
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions
Hey Jareth - I forgot to say Hi.
You didn’t beat up Letter2 did you? ^ ^ ^ ^ He was concerned above. ;-)
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
it's okay. HI.
and to answer your Q, nope!
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Hehehe, I knew he didn’t need to be concerned.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
i figured I should feel threatened!
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
what a dumbass followthrough
and only when he gets a hit…not when he grounds out or something
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
I appear...
I’ve actually been watching the game (didn’t have my laptop out) on my new 50" plasma. I turned it on a mere 2 seconds before Brian McCann hit the grandslam. I guess I chose a good time to start watching.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
quick recap
Yunel hit a grandslam and is 3-3
That is the game recap
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, I know.
Unlike most people….I read the thread.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
all 900 comments?
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Every single one….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry, but what a waste of time!
just jump in man! who cares if you get knocked around a bit?
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
It doesn’t take that long. I can read almost as fast as I can tap ‘z’.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't wanna tap |Z| 900 times
but that’s me
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
More to the point, if you’re going to bring up something that may have already been discussed, it takes even less time to use Ctrl + F to see if you’re beating a dead horse.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
and i definitely know about CTRL + F
i prefer the keyboard to the mouse when possible :)
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, I use a simpler rule for deciding whether to share some information that is new to me. If the information is more than 1 minute old….someone else has already shared it. I think that’s a law of the internet.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
how about this...
i don’t care that it had already been brought up. and i’m not trying to be jerky, i just don’t care.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't have to try to be jerky.
You just have to not care about other people because YOU want to mention something.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, as you were already told before – don’t be surprised when people react badly to you beating a dead horse.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i think i'm gonna go to my room...
wait. i’m already here! where will i pout?
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
You can pout right here in the middle of the game thread. We won’t mock or tease you….much.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks for the all-clear.
I DON’T LIKE BEING GIVEN LESSONS ON THIS OT BY GUYS I’VE NEVER HEARD OF! [AllSaintsDay]
there…got it out of my system.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I guess the Jareth way to deal with it is to say that I really don’t care about what you like and I’ll keep doing it.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
sometimes.
it’ll be fine, promise
:)
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
Nope.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
c’mon lowe
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
UGH - we've seen this movie before....
Stop this crap Lowe!
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Mike Dunn!! :)
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Mike Dunn on!
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
When did he come up?
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when EOF went ont the DL
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Right after AS break for EOF whos on the DL
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
EOF to the DL
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
nooooop
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
noooooo
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
+100
for a Star Wars reference in a baseball thread
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I do not approve of this turn of events.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
SUPER timely Vidro there
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GONZALEZ SUCKS ON DEFENSE!!!
LeBron will never answer the front door at his home......due to the fact that his doorbell has no RING!
WHOA….
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 3:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
escobar woulda given that guy a concussion right there
"Derek Lowe's Contract Has Stopped Looking Like a Retard Got Lost in a Pen Factory."
Nice play on words….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
HA HA HA
really punny
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
your puns make Chip envious
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
i have to admit
i’m a little jealous.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
i suck.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
You’ll have to scroll up – Letter2, others and I have been conversing about my blueberry bread today.
It’s been fun.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
yummy
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Just got home
Yunel would have made tha……errr
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
lol Mike Dunn is batting
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jul 18, 2010 4:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
just couldn't resist,
could you?
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
you sparked something in me...
i hate when people say “maybe, maybe not.” it’s redundant. maybe means either you will, or you won’t. maybe not means either you won’t, or you will. it’s saying the same thing! twice! hence, the redundancy.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate when people say Guesstimate
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
mhmm
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
That’s an intentional pun. People who don’t know that they’re making ridiculous idiomatic errors bother me much more than people using punny words.
“would of” bothers the hell out of me.
ha yes...
would HAVE
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
the fact it's intentional makes me hate it even more...
How many hits will Prado get this year? I’d guess around 220.
How many homers will Heyward hit this year? I’d estimate 220.
It’s the same effing thing you don’t need to splice it into one word…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
I think 230 hits for Prado…and Heyward will easily hit 770 HRs this season.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i specuguesstimate that as well.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
It's just a cutesy thing people do
It’s annoying when it gets overused, but I can’t find it offensive by itself.
prayyyydooooooooo
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
OT: I realized the reason my iron wasn't steaming is that there was no water in it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Parra tried to kneecap JHey there
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and he did
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
how is parra still pitching?
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
I was wondering the same thing.
Feels like he shoulda left before Lowe, no?
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!!!
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
That was obviously intentional....
Also, didn’t mvhs call this before the game? Or someone did….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 4:05 PM EDT reply actions
Or it was a real show of control to hit that spot thr...aw hell..he tried to hit him
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You've got to be kidding me
A warning for that? He get grazed by an inside pitch. I’d argue umps are more responsible for the types of reactions we get these days than anything else. Players aren’t afraid of inside pitching anymore and take offense when a pitcher comes in. Just plain ridiculous. I wonder how Nolan Ryan would have handled that situation last night.
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
Head shot
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Danica Patrick isn't even hot.
"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008
by Scott Coleman on Jul 18, 2010 4:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
She's a shorty with a cute face....
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...nor would I
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the real question
is what wouldnt you kick out of bed
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
thats kreese
with the unbelievable low standards
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
unbelievably*
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
lol
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
bowlegged dwarf
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
I thought that was Jessica Simpson
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at the risk of sounding misogynistic,
have you seen her rear? it’s awesome. great bod, great face…who cares if she’s short?
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I was playin man....I'd put in work on her
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lol okay then. but you see what you started here?
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...the game is a blowout...we need more lively discussions...lol
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we talked about it a bit last night
you should have totally gone back and read last nights OT.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Hasn't for me....shorty is a relative term
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short can be really cute
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
NO
not at all. i think you misread what i was typing last night. big time.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Big time? BIG TIME? You just can’t stop!
I’m joking, by the way.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
lolol
didn’t even notice. nicely done :D
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
my high school sweetheart was 4' 11 1/2 "
And you better believe she stated that half inch EVERY time…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
my little sister did too
she was 4’11 3/4" inches in high school. now she’s 5’0" and proud of it
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Short can be good. Tall can be good.
I can’t say I really have a preference.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
mhmm
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Imhotep RBI
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Of course...
He’s an All Star, isn’t he?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Um....do you really want to anger the Glausosaur?
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2 grand slams in one game?
YEAH, I SAID IT!
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions
I say a Heap double up
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WHY DIDNT HE GET TOSSED!?
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
because the whole warning system is a sham
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He should have been
now we should get a free peg too
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Matty D will handle the tossing
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This one is getting out of hand...lol...love it
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It’s retribution for the last two losses.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Also the team is gearing up for an offensive hot streak to carry them on another 9 game winning streak.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
diazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Brian McCann is a fucking monster
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP

Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm pretty sure he's blue.
And since they seem necessary today, /sarcasm
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
And a Matty D THUMP scores another....someone put the quarter in the merry go round
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Time for AGon's first RBI as a Bravo!!
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Hmmm....
I’m starting to think that thumb injury was seriously hampering Diaz. Either that, or he’s decided he’s a second half guy like LaRoche.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 4:17 PM EDT reply actions
he didnt swing, that was a bad call
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jul 18, 2010 4:17 PM EDT reply actions
Wha? That was a K?
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IT has been lost in the big outburst today
but he has cost us a couple of runs today…
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Just find it amusing how much significance people placed on this. “Hey look, we traded for a nice guy!”
I don't think
it was as much as Gonzalez being nice but more of Escobar being “not nice”
Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0
granted
However, It was aided by Gomez getting hurt…
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It's time for Melky to join the hit parade anyway
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Yeeesh that was fugly
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
MVP MVP MVP
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Sigh.....
My wife is insisting we leave the house to go grocery shopping (she’s been insisting it for an hour, but I think she’s serious now). At least I can leave knowing the Braves have this game won (knock on wood, anti-jinx, etc). Later….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jul 18, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions
Just listen to it on the radio on the way...much better on the ears than Chip
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Given to him bu Millar in Boston cause he never smiled or something
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11-3 is nice to see on the scoreboard!
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
yunel's performance since the trade
kinda hearkens back to a discussion we had the other day about team chemistry. yunel knew full well how the rest of his team felt about him. now, he’s in a new place and that monkey is off his back. i’m sure he’s feeling loosey goosey!
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions
I agree
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Plus there's no real pressure on him right now....he can work through his swing issues without the strain of being in a pennant race
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I think
He was just due some manner of regression. To be fair, it’s only been three games, and he’s not going to bat .500 for the rest of the year, but he was a better player than he had showed to date.
Heck, getting three days off during the all star break might have had more to do with this than anything else.
true,
but i’m sure he just feels better without a manager that’s not your biggest fan.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Or infield partner...
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Failky strikes again!
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
let me get this right
heyward was HBP and a warning was issued, and glaus was just HBP and another warning was issued? whah?
(sorry if i’m wrong, just turned on the game)
thats cuz only teh braves play dirty.
teh br3wers are just little angels being picked on by the big bad braves. because the braves are known for being bullies, you see.
by DogDaysofSummer on Jul 18, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
yay! the rebate from my video card
and my $25 amazon.com gift certificate are here!
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions
Go Giants and Cubs!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jul 18, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
This just in: The Mets are losing...
Try not to act surprised…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
but Beltran is back
they are suppose to vault to the top
by UltimaParadox on Jul 18, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Per ESPN
A baseball diamond is, most simply, the intersecting of four 90-foot baselines, and, most powerfully, the intersecting of seemingly random lives.
the fact that they were as close as they were to us
was but an anomaly, imo. the mets stink.
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
OT question:
Do we have any rainout games to make up?
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Aww c'mon Mike
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Good thing we can't bring Lowe back in to pitch to Weeks...
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
Nothing against Mike Dunn, but.....
why isn’t Kawakami out there finishing this game instead? He’s pitched like, once, in a month or something! I’d like to hear what he’s got to say about his use in the bullpen.
he was not good last time out.
at all. he could easily let the brewers back in this game, is probably what they’re thinking
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
thinking the same thing
came out a couple nights ago & got smeared. With a lead like this, it seems like a good spot to bring him in & give him some work.
A baseball diamond is, most simply, the intersecting of four 90-foot baselines, and, most powerfully, the intersecting of seemingly random lives.
Panda just hit a double
That makes me giggle…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
see y'all there!
Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career
by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 18, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
he's just trying to recreate last nights scenario
he wants another crack…
''We cover the outfield like kudzu covers the land around here" - Bobby Cox, 2004
I havent seen every game recently…but when I do…Moylan has not been good
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Hey LOOK!
A NEW THREAD …. http://www.talkingchop.com/2010/7/18/1575783/get-some-outs
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