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Around SBN: Miami Wins Opener Over Boston, 93-79

Open Thread: Braves vs. Brewers #2

Braves lead 2-1 heading into the 6th.

Marteeen Prado and Grandpa have HR'd, as did Corey Hart in the 1st inning.

Alex Gonzalez is 1-for-1 with a 2B and BB in his debut.

Jurrjens needs to get his fastball down.

GO BRAVES!

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"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

hi

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

OUTZZZ thread

then eventually RUNZZZ thread.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Corey Hart wearing his sunglasses tonight?

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

highly likely

So he can, so he can
Keep track of the visions in his eyes

by leedawg on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

More runs Braves

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I answered you on the other thread, but didn’t see the link to this one until after.
Here’s what I said at your greeting:
. . . . . .
Hey there lady!
I was out having steak dinner with girlfriend and a bit of shopping after.
I almost got a speeding ticket trying to get back home…listening on the radio. LOL

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was in the bathroom

and turned the TV up so I could hear while I was in there.

So yes, I did.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your...pants?

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i actually was shitting while it happened

but i paused the TV when i went in so it was delayed for me

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's stop this conversation

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

ok mang

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pooper party pooper.

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's my job

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Not quite, but sure, if you want to know, I’m one of the site moderators.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, its because he never left mom’s basement

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

+2

if you shit your pants for no reason whatsoever! If shitting your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis!

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i believe its peeing your pants lol

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is, but I adapted it to fit this conversation. I’ve been waiting all day long to be able to drop this one in.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

im bet your very proud of your self

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mom is.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit Gregor

throw more baseballs next time.

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I say we trade that though young McLouth prospect from AAA for Sunglasses at Night …

by Lennox on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Ever since Hanson hit Braun with the fastball in May

he hasn’t been the same.

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Once Joe said the hit stat

I knew Braun would get a hit.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

If I may ask... I saw a listing of players on a team on the previous thread.

What was that? I’m on the bench for something I think…

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it's a TC lineup

which could tear apart Brewers pitching.

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

we’re fielding a team to play the Brewers tomorrow. You’re either on the bench or giving that up to MBL1 to be official mascot. Your choice.

Oh yeah. Official cards are being made by TheLetter2

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would I have to wear a hot furry costume?

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha. Depends on what you design

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Mascot” is pretty vague. I could be a “Cheermeister!”

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright. Than Cheermeister it is!

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do I get a gun/cannon thing to shoot things into the crowd?

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course! You get whatever you want, as long as Hubby tags along

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know,

It’s a fetish to, you know what, nevermind

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This from the other thread:

 Full Team

 1- BenDurino RF
2- DolphinNation 2B
3- frozendesert LF
4- mvhsbball 3B
5- brndn 1B
6-fatazfoot C
7- pacgnosis SS
8- GoBravesNY CF (emergency catcher)
9- CyborgHanson48 P

Bench
kbertling353
Daryle Ward
Mr. Sanchez
NCChopper

Rotation
1. CyborgHanson48
2.justincredubil02
3. UMDBHIK
4.10-4
5. Bronn

Bullpen
LOOGY/RH- royhobbs
long relief- RichmondBraves
guy to just sit there- romone_braves91
gut to be used every day no matter what- mvandonsel
CL- bigjoe

Manager- gondeee
Hitting Coach- Vance in Sacramento
Pitching Coach- Holy Panthers Fan

We are gonna get so many winz

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

now just substitute MBL1 for you and add your official title and we’re set

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

mostly because its jampacked with phillies fans

by nfierstos10 on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, Iggles fans.

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor street-cleaning

Whenever it snows, and they sand the streets, the sand just accumulates, until the bums have enough silt to build Mayan-like temples before the city ordinances find out and destroy them. The circle of life.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fielder

scares me when hes batting, I would hate pitching to him.

by steeeeezzzzzz on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Because if you made him look bad, he’d probably eat you.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta becareful here

Prince can give them the lead on one swing

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I like “Little Red Corvette.”

MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48

by BullManUGA on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pelican……..

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Purple rain for me

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Jul 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard

he goes oppo way better

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

howard

"Derek Lowe's Contract Has Stopped Looking Like a Retard Got Lost in a Pen Factory."

by Oxymorman on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like when he swiped at the 1st baseman on the other team. We didn’t see much of him after that.

MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48

by BullManUGA on Jul 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Votto

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think it's agriculturally possible for him to be a vegan in Milwaukee

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not true.

You could live on an all-beer diet.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

wouldn’t you get b12 deficiency?

by Jaymin Patel on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Multivitamin solves that dilemma.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

so technically

its not an all beer diet if you have to supplement it

by Jaymin Patel on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blue Moon with an orange in it

Fight against scurvy

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but vitamin b12, when taken by baseball players

can be mistaken for steroids

sincerely,
roger clemens

by Qtips on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what you're saying is

When time possible, he’s filling up his calorie and carbohydrate content on beer, and then he eats a small rainforest to sober up and energy up for games?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

so does Prince have non leather shoes?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can understand the no-meat policy

But no dairy. Damn that must suck

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheese it the best food ever.

Aside from bacon.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree, sir.

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bacon with some cheese melted over it is….well……words just don’t describe how wonderful it is.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you try? My mouth is watering

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ron Swanson said it best:

Bacon-wrapped shrimp? It’s my favorite food wrapped around my third-favorite food.

(Cheese would be #2).

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still think one of the best dishes I’ve had was roasted doves,split with a jalapeno slice in the middle, then wrapped in bacon.

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could live off of cheese and crackers for the rest of my life

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude I know

Not to mention how much of a hassle it would be to check every single thing you eat to see if it was made with a dairy product.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

not true

deep fried mayo balls are the greatest food of all time

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i view him more as bluto

needs bigger forearms to be popeye…..maybe uggla

"Derek Lowe's Contract Has Stopped Looking Like a Retard Got Lost in a Pen Factory."

by Oxymorman on Jul 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

ftw

"Lololololololololololololol" - Tim Hudson

by kp.atl on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don’t win friends with salad.

MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48

by BullManUGA on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

Just said that I am eating salad too… meh… whatever

"Lololololololololololololol" - Tim Hudson

by kp.atl on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ribeye, baked sweet potato and sauteed mushrooms.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what I had for breakfast?

COCAINE.

You know what I ate for lunch?

COCAINE.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t bullshit a bullshiter, alright?

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

What did I have for dinner?

No, not cocaine.

Italian sausage, broiled with red and yellow peppers, red onion, and red potatoes, with paprika, pepper, and olive oil

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn,

now I’m hungry.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I kinda figured

When you said something about deep fried mayo balls

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

thats the grosest thing ever, i think i heard it on something like Tosh.O

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going with leftover stir-fry or leftover grilled sausage.

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did anyone actually read the "chat" on the sidebar today with some bloggers?

What a joke.

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah haha

I noticed that.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

The “Braves sux 4 gettin Gonzalez” stuff?

MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48

by BullManUGA on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why was that even put up? If I wanted to read stupidity, I’d log onto the AJC site.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chicago beating Phi 5-2.

by Okie Brave on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

and still batting

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on stud!

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey all

Just got back to civilization after a week in the Crater Lake and Mt Hood areas. I didn’t even know who had won the All-Star game until this morning. Wow, what a bit of news that I returned to with Escobar being traded!.

by musicman on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

kind of a bad week to be away, huh?

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drink.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’mma guess you aren’t permanently somewhere close to here?

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Live in Tennessee. But the mountains out here are awesome. The trip was worth missing the All-Star game.

by musicman on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they are. I need to go see them more.

Also, Oregon coast is FTW.

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oregon is great.

I love it out there.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me know if you're up this way.

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You live out here? (Still here, fly home in the morning.) Probably coming back next year to climb Hood.

by musicman on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I go to grad school at UO.

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got family out there.

And I might be moving out there at some point (depending on various things). It’s a great place. So much nicer than Georgia (aside from not having the Braves).

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coolness. I like it, but I need to be back close to NOLA once I'm done.

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait....

it rreally is Sea Bass… i thought that was some random thing someone had made up

by ChitownBravos on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

He hasn't bowed to the altar of powah yet

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Just missed it.

Nice try, Unicorn.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

he is probablly thinking

That was a homer in Rogers Centre what happened?

by UltimaParadox on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he knows if that's a HR in Rogers

since he never hit the ball to CF there. All his HRs were pulled.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't been on many GTs lately.

Been saving up my mojo.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That ball was hit harder than any other Esco ball this year.

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

drink!!

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

*nods*

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got this one. Gimme 10 min and its perfecter.. uh, more perfect

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

In some capacity

I’m glad that Photoshop is so readily available for people to do their own damn graphics instead of asking me.

But in some capacity, the readily available Photoshop kind of makes me weep myself to sleep some nights with the things I’ve seen here . . . :*(

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, you expected it to be good? I go on rotation for good and bad, and after my Emergency Catcher one I’ve gotta get some bad ones going

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon

Most of you guys know i do graphics for a living. No matter if “they’re supposed to be” bad, this really makes me sad.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’t better than anything i could do, so good work GBNY

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha. at least man enough to admit it

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

a) I knew that you did graphics
b) I’ve had worse
c) I could easily fix this? Although it would take some time. So now I feel obliged. Give me some time

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't sweat it

I’m just giving you shit because I know you can take it

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck

what does that say about how much time we’ve both spent around here

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least you're not a mod

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.....

I’m speechless.

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

This wins.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soriano homers. 6-2 Cubs over Phillies.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

My fantasy team is waiting at home plate for him.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alrighty Gregor

time for Melky!

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

i wonder

which of atlanta’s young pitchers will throw a no hitter first

by ChitownBravos on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Tell that to

Edwin Jackson

he has the stuff to do it, typically power pitchers throw no hitters ask greg maddux

by UltimaParadox on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well i'd rather not

Tommy throw 15 pitches

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I think you lost a 0

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

its an extreme example, but that is the type of pitcher who throws no hitters

by UltimaParadox on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

but not power pitchers throw perfectos

Burlehe, Doc, Braden, Galara…nevermind

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doc is a power pitcher

but typical no-hitter is thrown by a power pitcher

Nolan Ryan, Ubaldo, Randy Johnson, Roger Clemens

by UltimaParadox on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t EVER want to see Big Red out there for 150 pitches no matter what.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Combined no-hitters FTW

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yes

Combined no-nos are awesome, because the other team always feels some hope when a new guy comes in but they shut the door just a little further

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last combined

The one in houston

Wags shut the door right?

by UltimaParadox on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Against the Yankees no less

Oswalt, Lidge, Dotel, someone else, and Wagner. That was super epic because it was so many pitchers, but typically I wouldn’t mind seeing a Jurrjens/Venters/Wagner combined no-no, FWIW

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt any

but if i had to pick one i’d pick JJ because he is more a groundball pitcher rather than Red and Meds are K pitchers

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teheran

I don’t think Tommy’s going to get one (don’t have a reason, just a feeling).

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jo-Jo Reyes

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blue Jay

thank baby jesus

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i choose

to thank a larger version of said jesus

by ChitownBravos on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm...

Maybe if he walks everyone and then picks them all off. It could work.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch it be like KK

In a spot-start

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

for Huddy, in game 7 of the world series

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nuh-uh

Red is pitching game 7

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read this as “Tom Collins” every time.

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by BullManUGA on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greg Maddux. Oh wait.

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by BullManUGA on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

BLEH

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Axford is good.

The rest, mediocre.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're nice to look at

But they’re all kind of (female dogs).

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a beggar.

Therefore, I’m told, I can’t be a chooser.

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

60-year old rocking the skirt behind home plate...

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Please no Saito tonight!

by Okie Brave on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand." - Leo Durocher

by awix on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

GUYS! I found the new camera guy for our TC team!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmgJoMqBqBU&feature=player_embedded

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Sit in the 400 section of Turner Field

And those camera men are looking are a lot more than that at any given time

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

NICE

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

This hotel computer sucks ass!

Can’t even pull up Gameday without it freezing.

by musicman on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Why would you buy a computer for a hotel?

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, couldn’t bring my own because I would have had no where to keep it while I was backpacking.

by musicman on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll let it slide.
 
This time.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try this:
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/gametracker/live/MLB_20100715_MIL@ATL
Another gameday that is faster.

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

You are a god among men!

by musicman on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on JJ…. get this out.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Counsell has a weird batting stance.

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not nearly as weird as it use to be.

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

True. I remember ’02 WS…that was crazy!

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Used to be weirder

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the power of Greystroke….

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loved that movie.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christopher Lambert…..not the best actor.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT

He was Raiden in Mortal Kombat. You take that back right now, or I will make you an example of an abuse of e-power.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, but he knew how to purrrrrrr.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I think it was Greystoke.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait what? in what way?

by SuperHeyward on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

See that pic?

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moylan time

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Bobby bringing the hook

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

GREAT job JJ

we love youuuuuu!

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Good hook here Bobby

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by Zeus12888 on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

BARNEY IS BACK!

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

What?

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeff Johnson is Barney.

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who does that make Baby Bop?

by Lennox on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you subtract the 8-run 3.1 inning and 3-run 1-inning starts, he’s tossed QS or allowed less than 1 run in his 5-inning starts. In those outings, his ERA is 2.93.

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen. Would much rather have his 1-run 5-IP starts than the mediocre pitchers with 4.50 ERAs that turn in 6-IP 3-run starts.

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looking on Gameday

Our pitchers are getting squeezed like hell

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to go PeMo

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job Peter!

Now let’s get some insurance run(s) please!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I've become a happier Braves fan

Now that Moylan is literally a clean-up guy that doesn’t really pitch more than 1-2 outs now

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I've become a happier Braves fan

Now that Moylan is literally a clean-up guy that doesn’t really pitch more than 1-2 outs now

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

and is quite good at what he does

HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP

by Zeus12888 on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I've become a happier Braves fan

Now that Moylan is literally a clean-up guy that doesn’t really pitch more than 1-2 outs now

by steeeeezzzzzz on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Chigurh was such a bad ass

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

is Sea Bass’ arm at all comparable to Esco

by ChitownBravos on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I've become a happier Braves fan

Now that Moylan is literally a clean-up guy that doesn’t really pitch more than 1-2 outs now

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

okay..i'm here..

finally..

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by SidGlaus on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Bout time....

:)

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

McLouth got a hit

and stole the 2nd then scored with a Freeman single

by joshant on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Like I said, let’s trade him for Hart!

by Lennox on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or a Canada Dry ginger ale.
 
Whichever.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

Does it feel like Todd Coffey plays for like three teams?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Bet he wishes he was still with the Reds now

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he’s related to Paul Coffey in any way?

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paul Coffey was awesome… Todd Coffey not so much

by UltimaParadox on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is probably the last place I would have expected to see that name.

by MatM on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I try to inject hockey references whenever possible.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for a little lefty on lefty action. It’s kinky. I like it.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward..HR this AB

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by SidGlaus on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

i fail.

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by SidGlaus on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets go Jason!!!

HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP

by Zeus12888 on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

what happened

did Prado get a hit? I was texting and it went to commercial break

by steeeeezzzzzz on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

week grounder

I bought the Braves for two reasons. To get an autographed baseball without pleading for it and to get good seats.

Ted Turner

by d1gram420 on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

to first base

I bought the Braves for two reasons. To get an autographed baseball without pleading for it and to get good seats.

Ted Turner

by d1gram420 on Jul 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braddock

tough on the lefites saw him a few times in Huntsville

by UltimaParadox on Jul 15, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

I’m surprised he doesn’t have more hip and leg troubles with that whipping action on his follow-through.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

see my thoughts above.

The poster formerly known as: SidKotchman

by SidGlaus on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward

tough on all pitchers whichever arm they throw with.
 
Except this guy so far.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

or not

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rough comeback for JHey....but he'll get it going

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

lack of funnel cakes?

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

heyward hit that hard, just at someone.

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Well hell. Another run or two would be nice.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop hitting the ball to Lastings Milledge!

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I see what ya did there

by SuperHeyward on Jul 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

facepalm

this is sarcastic if u were

by 15ks on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Lastings Milledge = Rickie Weeks, then Rickie Weeks must = Lastings Milledge.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

JHEY

come on man get hot again

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

hart and braun

then venters to prince, hopefully 1,2,3 done

OJ didn't do it

by bflobraves on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

T-Rex arms did us in there …

by Lennox on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh, good try by Peter.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

score til 2-1?

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by BullManUGA on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Aye

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus whiffed on that one

by MatM on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Feeling nervous now

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

May I order up a Vidro now please?

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Hold the mayo.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

But extra artichoke Harts.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

that ball was easy strike… the fix is on

by cirela20 on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Get Wags ready Bobby

by MatM on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Wags available

with the ankle problem?

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Short leash Bobby please.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Venters

will come in for Fielder and Edmonds for sure

by UltimaParadox on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

DEES NO GOOD

Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.

by AllSaintsDay on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Order's still in play

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep, there’s 1 – let’s get the last 2 at once.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus really should have caught that one hopper from Pete

by MatM on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Big first out, swinging at ball 4

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by Zeus12888 on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

If Charlie Manuel were managing

He’d have brought in Hong-Chih Kuo to take on a righty

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP

by Zeus12888 on Jul 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey everybody. Hows the game been so far?

by Braves24 on Jul 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Great. All 3 runs were solo homers.

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea. I really think Chipper is going to have a big second half

by Braves24 on Jul 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

ello again people

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Its

s time

"Lololololololololololololol" - Tim Hudson

by kp.atl on Jul 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

prince fielder is fat

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

The sky is blue

HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP

by Zeus12888 on Jul 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He ain’t heavy …

by Lennox on Jul 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitching the best out of any reliever in the game right now?

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by awix on Jul 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

lololololololololololol

"Lololololololololololololol" - Tim Hudson

by kp.atl on Jul 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Jonny Venters

Gives me a tingly feeling all over

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

That feeling means that you’re growing up …

by Lennox on Jul 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might need to check in w/ your doctor on that

by fandave on Jul 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

does he make your giney tingle?

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by Zeus12888 on Jul 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to pitch Venters

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

This!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

god i love our bullpen

"Derek Lowe's Contract Has Stopped Looking Like a Retard Got Lost in a Pen Factory."

by Oxymorman on Jul 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

JASON HEYWARD FOR PLAYER/MNGR NEXT YEAR!
just mah thoughtz

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

GEICOPLZ

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Jul 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Venters

Making the Brewers fold like cheap origami.

by DuPu on Jul 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Venters for ROTY

Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009

by SuperNewb on Jul 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Figured

Saito would have worked 8th… unless Wags is unavailable due to his ankle

by UltimaParadox on Jul 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

So on the TC team, I’m a mascot, right? or am I a batgirl?

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

yes

HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP

by Zeus12888 on Jul 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats dude with the santa hat

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand." - Leo Durocher

by awix on Jul 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can be either. Whatever you want.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh no this is our mascot..

sorry the girls love him..

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by SidGlaus on Jul 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lol’d. A lot.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Jul 15, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHA

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

baha, I love teh muppets

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Chip

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whats this team for?

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

goofiness

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Man, I haven’t been interested in the Braves Wives since Mark Kotsay was on the team.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I would not kick Huddy’s wife out the house for undercooking the meatloaf.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Difference is

I respect Mrs. Huddy. She’s kinda off-limits, IMO

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

True. She’s not really eye-candy, but she is certainly not hurtful to the eyes.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

medlen's

girl is pretty hot, if its the same one from that pic where he looks like a lesbian

by 15ks on Jul 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ASG MVP!!!!

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I like Heap, but that sucked

by fandave on Jul 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow....

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

you cant always hit a bases clearing double

by ChitownBravos on Jul 15, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

just a bit in front Glaus

by UltimaParadox on Jul 15, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it me

or does the volume suck on MLBTV

by steeeeezzzzzz on Jul 15, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

GLAUSOSAUR

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Troy Glaus goes the opposite way

WTF?

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s a crafty veteran.

by Lennox on Jul 15, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus singles

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Good hitting Glaus

2-strikes take the hard thrower the other way

by UltimaParadox on Jul 15, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

single powah

"Lololololololololololololol" - Tim Hudson

by kp.atl on Jul 15, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Glausosaur back in May again?

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

please sir, may I have some more?

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

single for the GlausMan. ok.

by fandave on Jul 15, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, how many hits to RF does Glaus have this year?

Any way for us to look it up?

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

hitting spray chart?

by Braves24 on Jul 15, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but where does one find that?

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow....it's actually more balanced than I figured

Thank you sir.

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

well gosh

it looks like he hits to all fields

Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career

by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I would’ve guessed LF would be covered.

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has 13 hits to RF this year

10 singles, 3 doubles.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, Heyward may be off right now but when he is on, he is ON.

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Melky going deep

I can feel it

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA great joke Danny!

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, thinking physics

Braddock throws 94-96, all Melky has to do is make contact. Had the bat not been destroyed, then maybe, right?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve got to adjust for the rotation of the Earth though.

by Lennox on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

So explain what happens to Mother Gaia

Whenever Andruw Jones struck out and corkscrewed himself two feet deep?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

or maybe it was that tingly thing again. I’m concerned. really.

by fandave on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

been having any twitches?

by fandave on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only at work.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

goodness me, could it be industrial disease

by fandave on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe asbestos

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooray

it’s Melken-hausen

"Lololololololololololololol" - Tim Hudson

by kp.atl on Jul 15, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

why no diaz?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand." - Leo Durocher

by awix on Jul 15, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Dave Bush is a righty.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

not the dude just pitching

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand." - Leo Durocher

by awix on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky’s line against RHP: .272/.329/.387
Diaz’s line against RHP: .260/.327/.376

by Braves24 on Jul 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

stats shmats. i like diaz

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand." - Leo Durocher

by awix on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant .270 for Diaz and I would Diaz starting over Melky

by Braves24 on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for Gonzo's HR in his debut....

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

i hate it when

 fans behind the plate wave to the camera

by ChitownBravos on Jul 15, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Lag.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too.

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

sometimes.

Wait - Kelly Johnson hits lefties better than righties? That just HAS to be backwards. - Bobby Cox as he looks at KJ's splits for his career

by Jareth Cutestory on Jul 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rainbow unicorns? Attacking?

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

Rainbow Llamasaurus will take care of them.

"Lololololololololololololol" - Tim Hudson

by kp.atl on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is his nickname “Unicorn”?

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

ohhh, thanks. That makes sense :P

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Because earlier I likened the chances of him being productive to a magic world of Unicorns and rainbows, and he walked and then hit a double.

by Lennox on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

COME ON GONZO!

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

*sea bass

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand." - Leo Durocher

by awix on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t really like that one

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s really lame

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

no one does.

thats what makes it perfect

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand." - Leo Durocher

by awix on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooooh

big swing there.

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sea Bass

likes to swing for the fences

by UltimaParadox on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

So does Heyward.

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

and he has struggled mightily

by UltimaParadox on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

They will be ok.

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has neither

“swung for the fences” nor “struggled mightily” (using his overall #s of course)

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than

swinging for the grass five feet in front of the plate.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHHH

Gonzalez retired by Escobar. My brain hurts.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

lololololololololololol

"Lololololololololololololol" - Tim Hudson

by kp.atl on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolwut

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

haha

you had that saved up all night huh?

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

It just happened.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Billy Wagner says thank you for not scoring any moar runz

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

1 more would have been nice. I believe it would still be a save situation and a bit more insurance for us.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

A wise man once told me

“A little insurance wouldn’t hurt.”

by Bronn on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it an insurance salesman?

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gosh I still miss him too.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, we do

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen.

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wagner Time!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

"Lololololololololololololol" - Tim Hudson

by kp.atl on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed. Brewers should simply resign the game.

by fandave on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love

Not having to guess who’s coming in to close the ninth anymore. I love having a solidified closer.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

don't worry guys..i get this figured out soon.

The poster formerly known as: SidKotchman

by SidGlaus on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP

by Zeus12888 on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

green

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like you

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Does this make us e-friends?

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by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes /chocolate bar for you

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Come on Wags

No BS tonight…just get ‘em 1-2-3. It’s the lower half.

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

AGon

with a .500 OBP as a Brave

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

WAGZNER

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Looking at Billy Wagner who is only 3 years older than I, and I see just how little I’ve accomplished in life.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

STFD Jim

I never liked you.

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Jerk with his unnecessary diving.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 down!!!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

GAAAAAAAS

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re just not going to hit that.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

TWSS

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. I completely didn’t even catch that.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNER

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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

B L E W him away
No chance! None! NADA!

by fandave on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Loved that sequence

Pitch 1: Get off my plate
Pitch 2: You swung at that?
Pitch 3: Made you look
Pitch 4: I’ll take it

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP

by Zeus12888 on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitch 1: Get off my plate

Not too many of those closers are around anymore.

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

COME BACK NEXT YR WAGS

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

There’s 2……

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Velocity sounds like it’s back to normal. A few days off will help in that dept.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Good lord...that's dirty.

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else think that Braun has REALLY creepy eyes? They’re like an owl’s….

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

TheLetter2 would disagree

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I question whether he has thyroid problems.

"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton

by UMDBHIK on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

a bouncer

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand." - Leo Durocher

by awix on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Up to Esco to win the game...

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
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by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

Escobar is going to make the last out!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Just like old times.

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hehe

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

to gonzalez

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand." - Leo Durocher

by awix on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

How fitting

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It IS summertime....

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS DOESN'T TAKE ALL-STAR BREAKS. HE LURKS.

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

HELLO!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello again

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS HATES BREAKS BECAUSE HE LOVES WINNING

If Jason Heyward were to hit a home run off of you, you would have to fight the urge to thank him.

by bravesforever16 on Jul 15, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ballgame

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn...

we have such a good team.

by JTCrabb on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

BALL GAME!!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That'll do it...getting the second half started right

'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90

Championships: 'Bama - check. Braves - work in progress. Niners - playoff berth is hoped for. Hawks....maybe in my lifetime

by ronniemac03 on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Game Over

haha and Escobar lines out to Gonzalez

by UltimaParadox on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

lol'd

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

if this isn’t green in 15 seconds, something is wrong.

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEST .GIF EVAR

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

UHHH

Escobar lines out to Gonzalez

The Atlanta Braves: #1 in the NL East

by thrashtalk on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very satisfying

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

hey..thats kinda funny..gonzo gets the last put out..lol

kinda a good sign.

The poster formerly known as: SidKotchman

by SidGlaus on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

VICTORY

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I like it!

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And right on cue

Raul Ibanez strikes out with two men on in the 7th inning.

by Bronn on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

yunel would have dropped that

"Derek Lowe's Contract Has Stopped Looking Like a Retard Got Lost in a Pen Factory."

by Oxymorman on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Billy Wagner

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

.

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"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

this is how

gayturd fans will look this year..

by JTCrabb on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please refrain

From using homosexual slurs

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

didn’t mean to hurt anyones feelings. this is how gator fans will feel, tebow lover.

by JTCrabb on Jul 15, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there a better 8-9 combo than Venters/Wagner?

Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.

by Richard R on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there a better 6-7-8-9 combo

Than Moylan/Venters/Saito/Wagner ?

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah…this too.

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point.

Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.

by Richard R on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there a better bullpen than ours?

"Sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward."
METS: My Entire Team Sucks.
Phillies Baseball: Established - 2008

by Scott Coleman on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward/Heyward

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

this guy's good

"Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic."
-Kurt Vonnegut, "The Sirens of Titan"

by Bravely going forward on Jul 15, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If this were 2006

Chris Reitsma would have walked the first two guys, Macay McBride would have walked the lefty, Chad Paronto would be brought into to get the ground ball, give up a bases clearing double, Mike Remlinger would be brought into to clean up the mess, but not after he cleans the bases of Paronto’s mess before getting the job done and John Smoltz would be discreetly taking a razor blade to his thigh, telling himself that he needs to release the pain, and the Braves would have lost by four runs after the 9th inning.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

haha +1

Thank God this is not 2006, for so many reasons.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truth!

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andruw Jones would have

fallen down while striking out for the third out with two runners on.

by Bronn on Jul 15, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha so true, glad those days are in the past

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Jul 15, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And by the 9th I would be inebriated trying to endure.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wagner’s KP9IP is 13.6! Nothing wrong with his arm.

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Great start to the 2nd half.

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh yes, I need a good start for my fantasy team too! But a mets loss would be great.

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lovely win! We'll see you all for the Series win tomorrow night!

.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry

Four game series

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

UGH, fail me.
Let’s get the WIN anyway. :-)

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's do!

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

eeeeek!

Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009

by SuperNewb on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fail

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ernie just said “So long, everybody”.
oh my Heyward. I miss Skip so much

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Now

We can hang out and watch the Phaillies and Mutts

by Bronn on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Lovely win! We'll see you all for the Series win tomorrow night!

.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn’t you just post this? Oh yes, you did. Same answer.

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double post and I have no idea how that happened?!!!

Better I leave now before I create more strange havoc .

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Jul 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s okay

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

double post

nice

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Great way to start out the second half!

Back at it again tomorrow. Oh I’m thinking AGon had a great first game! Lets hope it’s just the beging!

by UpstateNyBravesFan on Jul 15, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay

Seeya everyone. Satisfying win tonight.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Great win!

Let’s do it again tomorrow (but with more runs)!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

2-1 is exciting, but nerve-racking

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

9-2

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Icing on the cake!

Washington Tribune, June 29 2010 – "The stonecutters carving Stephen Strasburg’s name onto the Washington Monument have been directed to await further instructions."

by HEYJUDE on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cubs better not blow it.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Jul 15, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK IS RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS!!!!

If Jason Heyward were to hit a home run off of you, you would have to fight the urge to thank him.

by bravesforever16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

SCROLL UP

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Jul 15, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aggressive prediction

Braves will have a nine game by lead in the division by August 11, which should be pretty unassailable by that point.

by Bronn on Jul 15, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Would love it…and if the Braves win every series at least 2-1, that would be great, cause the Mets will not sweep many series.

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." -Yogi Berra

by iamthesgt on Jul 15, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

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