Open Thread 6/8: Braves at Diamondbacks #2
Kawakami getting some offensive support tonight... oh wait, what game am I watching?
Discuss...
1579 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
runs runs runs
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
Go Nate!!
Aquire a base!
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
ok...running...triple scores heap
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
WORST. PLAYER. EVAR
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Nate McLouth
has the ugliest major league swing I’ve ever seen
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
carlos lee
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
thats if you add all the individuals together
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
4 BB's, 2 hits
vs 1 BB 3 hits for the bad guys
My Nate love fest on the other thread ended in disgrace for the whole organization...
Shame.
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
at least he worked the count
73 pitches for kennedy
I’m officially done with that fucking piece of shit.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
itll take another 20 to make up for it
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
needs much more than one
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
funny.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
i just can’t take it anymore
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 9, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Did a google search for I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE.
This appeared, thought it was fitting for you.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
At this point I think it's fine.
If people aren’t showing signs of life by the end of may then the witch hunts can begin.
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
.... may is over?
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
With these braves...
it’s like April 72th!
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
MichaelProctonesque
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
lol what????
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
for proctobombing?
who reported him?
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
I am sorry
what is proctobombing?
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 9, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
He posted on here earlier today.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 9, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.talkingchop.com/2010/6/9/1509717/mlb-bonus-baby-recaps-the-braves#comments
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
he’s done it a couple times the past month…much calmer…no proctobombs
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
i kinda miss him
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 9, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
don't quite know how to react here...
he and i had our spat when i first arrived here, but i got thru it and started to laugh when he would begin his bombing.
but we grew a respect for our mutual backing of kelly johnson
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
NATE SO GOOD
IM GLAD WE TRADED FOR HIM
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
At least
We didn’t really give up anything
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
do you think everyone secretly hates this guy…I’d be pissed
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Cant get any winz
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN A HIT WITH THE BASES LOADED
EVEN HE DOESNT WANT TO DRIVE IN RUNS FOR HIMSELF
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
What a bum
all he does is show up and collect his fat cat pay check
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
THUMBS DOWN
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
McLouth
Would be better off working at McDonalds
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
We don't need
Fail burgers at McD’s more than there is already
Do you know why Buster Olney's initials are BO, because he stinks
You're telling me
I haven’t eaten at McD’s since 1999. I ordered a hamburger on my way to work after school one day at the drive-thru. Opened the bag and they gave me two buns, lettuce, and ketchup. Completely forgot the beef. Haven’t been back since. I can hold grudges real good.
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
Chic-Fil-A
is so much bettar
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
Maybe we should
In case of an " Accident"
Do you know why Buster Olney's initials are BO, because he stinks
at first i didn't see "injury"
and “suck” insurance would be awesome! someone should totally do that.
why?….you have a devilish idea how to hurt McLouth?
by romone_braves91 on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn't be anymore
questionable than Oliver Perez
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Poison his food
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
and he goes to 3-0
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
nice headline
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Or everyother bone in his body
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
they don't swing
for good or bad
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well one thing Nate has done today
Kept 2 balls doubles, instead of triples…
They would have been triples on Melky
That was actually a damn good pitch he just hit
Curveball with good break that ended up at the bottom of the zone.
Let's put Nate on steroids
If it works great.
If he gets caught then he is suspended!
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
it's a win-win
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
?
He walks a ton..
Just tries to pull everything for homeruns.. thus the pop outs and slow rollers
by UltimaParadox on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Look at his Swing Rates
he is well above average at not swinging at balls…
His contact on strikes is well below average
by UltimaParadox on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
he definetly needs HGH
perhaps ask Schafer
by UltimaParadox on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
STFD
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
how bout we dont give up a hit to the pitcher this time
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Get out of here with your maverick strategies.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure i love the IBB there
a 204 hitting catcher vs the pitcher who just singled off you?
well i guess it turned out ok
KK is a K machine tonight!
PHILLY IS A TERRIBLE PLACE
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
The Fans look like they want to throw up.
by romone_braves91 on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
hide the children!
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
The kids are too busy drinking
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
you'd drink too
if guys were puking on you left and right
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe the Chic-Fil-A cow @ the Ted can play CF. or we can always sign Darth Vader.
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
Wonder
what his walk-up song would be?
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Star wars theme song, duh.
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
Well...
yeah.
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Patrick Kane
is a giant among fleas
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Go Red Wings..
crap I guess go Hawks..
by UltimaParadox on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Just out of curiosity
Who was the last Braves rookie in the All Star game?
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
how about big mac?
"Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic."
-Kurt Vonnegut, "The Sirens of Titan"
by Bravely going forward on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
not in his rookie year
he came up too late
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, i wasn’t sure if he started 2006 still considered a “rookie”
"Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic."
-Kurt Vonnegut, "The Sirens of Titan"
by Bravely going forward on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's
Greg Olson 1990
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Not alot of Braves rookies
on the All Star team
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Call me crazy but I thought he played for the Chicago Bears
by romone_braves91 on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I know who it is
but I’m not sure
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
olson is my guess
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
some dude
on the 90 team I cant remember
by UltimaParadox on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
i googled it and got this
Q: Who was the last Braves Rookie to be selected for the All Star Team before Jason Heyward
A: Ryan Howard was the last Braves Rookie. Anymore baseball questions? ChaCha.
by TCfromDubVee on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
KK to Jeff Schultz:
stick your thumbs where the sun don’t shine
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
I've already resigned myself to the fact that this will be a 1-0 loss for KK
and Jeff Schultz will go ’SEE I WUZ WRITE!!!"
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
gameday
calling it a changeup
but it moved like a split
by UltimaParadox on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Some guy has a "Jesus Heyward" sign
He’s my hero. I told him about TC and he said he’d check it out.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Damn, you’re out recruiting?
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
at an away game
awesome
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Go start the tomahawk chant again
that was fun.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Some guy has a "Jesus Heyward" sign
He’s my hero. I told him about TC and he said he’d check it out.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
two of them?
sweet
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Heyyy mvhs. I’m at your house. Me and TheLetter2 aree throwin a party. Hope you dont mind, k.
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
Didn't
invite me?
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Invitation musta gotten lost in the mail
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
Aight
I forgive.
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Kenshin can't get a hit
doesn’t deserve the win
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Are we
down?
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Chip needs a course in Braves history
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Wha happened?
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
Question
Ubaldo vs. Maddux. Pitchers duel. Who winz.
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
Ubaldo
Maddux is like 44
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean 90s mad dog.
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
I know
I was joking.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
lineups for each?
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
90s braves. Current rockies
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
If it's in colorado
Ubaldo. Maddux always complained about his off-speed not moving when he was at Coors.
Mid-90s?
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah,
but people can still walk. Not true with MAddux.
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
that is why
I said if he is on…
He has the best stuff in MLB hands down
by UltimaParadox on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Who? Stoolsberg?
is second in stuff to Ubaldo..
Strasburg just has better control
by UltimaParadox on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
Look at Ubaldo 2 seam fastball
98mph and 10" of break 10"!!!!
by UltimaParadox on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha
Philly fans boo the hell out of Gary Bettman. I can’t hate them for that. He’s by far the worst commissioner of all the major US sports. Quite possibly the worst of all time.
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
he looks like the penguin
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
not batting practice
or British Petroleum
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
big penis?
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
ya, that could work.
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what she asked
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
you get two pitches per AB
and Heyward fouled off one
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Commissioner of NHL just said the Stanley Cup is the hardest trohpy to win….ummm no. Ask MLB fans which is the hardest to win.
by romone_braves91 on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
that makes no sense.
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
impossible to measure or verify
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
TWSS
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
he meant hardest
in that the metal it is made of is hard. The other sports use sissy metals.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It's from the turn of the century
so it’s pretty damn heavy
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You mean the BCS championship right?
Headlining the Campaign for the return of Ryan Langerhans! MVP 2011!
by RichmondBraves on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
NHL is the only professional sports league in the US where the trophy has an actual name. That I know of.
Lombardi Trophy?
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Lombardi trophy?
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Lombardi Trophy, Commissioner's trophy
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
NBA – Laryy O’Brien trophy
NFL – Vince Lombardi trophy
by romone_braves91 on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
yea, NBA i’d have to think about it…but I’d get it eventually
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
I love baseball but it has the worst championship trophy.
by romone_braves91 on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
No...that does not redeem you
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Andrew Jones
would do that in his sleep
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
nice
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Garrett Anderson would do it
but he’s too lazy
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Danny Glover would do it...
but hes too old for this shit
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Jeff Francoeur would do it
But it’s not on the scoreboard.
by Bronn on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man
I seriously cannot wait to heckle the shit out of him Friday night. I will be chanting “OBP” and “Scoreboard” all night long.
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
Judge Fudge would do it
but he’s far to busy being delicious.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
McLouse!
KJ is now offically on a cold streak
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
Why did you catch that Nate?...
I thought the guys hated KK and wouldn’t try for him. I guess that’s just at the plate.
Nice catch fuckface.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
Wow. Such venomous, vitriolic verbiage.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Verily.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Grover lose weight? I dont remember him being that thin
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
cocaines one hell of a drug
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Anorexia
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Cookie monster
is bulimic
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me…
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
STFD
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
hahaha
my wishes are coming true. Upton is 0/3 with 3 Ks!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
just need the HBP
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
7 tied his season high - he deserves some RUNs dammit







"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
I hate you
because I laughed
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
that is messed up. You should see a counselor.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
KK's done,right?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Bobby wants to win WWII!
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
he has
been giving that outside strike tonight
by UltimaParadox on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
thought it was out
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as Nate doesn't come to the plate, we might be able to score
Why'd the Mets, of all teams, have to draft John Maine!?!?
yeap thats about right
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
I hope his replacement
is the Braves first pick on day 1 of the draft
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't
that kid won’t be MLB ready for 4 years at least.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I just said that
because he’s one of my best friends
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 9, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh
wow, that’s cool. Well, tell him good luck and welcome to the team for me.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
He'll make it
He’s got the work ethic and the talent. Just comes from a small college, same as me
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
We'll all be rooting for him
that’s for damn sure.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
2nd day
From Jacksonville State
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
ohh
Well, good luck to him too.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Braves took a couple of third basemen early
Cunningham, and Joe Leonard. They also took David Rohm, who plays third but was announced as a first baseman.
how he does it I'll never know with that swing
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
this radio broadcast is going to give me a heart attack
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
thats about right
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Well...at least I havent missed anything
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
doenst this park give up a TON of HRs
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
ya these are infield flies at the Ted
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
only trip all year...just hope leaving doesnt blunt esco's awakening
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
not pulling the ball, looks like
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No runs for KK
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
The usual KK special
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The A/C must be blowing in tonight.
MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48
Oh, don't even get me started on A/C
I’m still convinced that Kirby Puckett’s “home run” in Game 6 was A/C assisted.
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
A guy that works for the Twins
basically admitted that he turned it on only for Twins half-innings
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I read that
but i don’t have a link ready or anything.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Now I do:
Here ya go:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/story?id=1585964
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
dude is crying in the NBC booth
ex hawks player
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Must be Roenick
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
Don't worry
we’re just waiting for KK to get off the mound before we start scoring
by SouthernPanther on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
when you refer to the d'backs pen as BP
i’m tempted to confuse it with “batting practice”
i think this is an apt description
this IS the braves……from april
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
ya
making Ian Kennedy look like Cy
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Kawakami is cursed
Back to back warning track shots. WTF?
Braves Win! Braves Win!
by Frozen Fan on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
If KK was any good,
those balls would’ve gone out.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
yea
if lowe was pitching those are out lol
by drumzalicious on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Bobby wants to actually see seppuku
it’ll remind him of when he was young in the war
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
seppuku

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone should tell him there are easier ways.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
several
none of which are for a game feed =/
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I got mad respect for the guy
I would have started cracking skulls after the 5th loss.
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
Just make it though this inning KK
and Nate will get you that elusive win in the bottom half.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
If KK gets a win
and Nate drives in the run…
I think this place will implode
by UltimaParadox on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
K
KK says “If you fuck-asses aren’t gonna score for me I’ll atleast have to shut them out”
by SouthernPanther on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
KK is dealing.
i don’t care what anyone says!
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
dirty sanchez.
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
8 - Ties career high and his 2010 season high so far








"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Um...who's that guy in the bullpen...when we pick him up?
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
according to sportsouth…..ghost man on first
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
and now he’s gone
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
throwing from the stretch?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I hear them asians
are all commies.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
KK is gettin a little wild
starting to miss spots bad in that last AB
by SouthernPanther on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
Strikes
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
this
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
On another note...
…think we’ll get to properly welcome Strasberg on the 30th, or will they push his start back?
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
bullpen promptly
will give up his runs if we do that.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
that was a strike against chipper
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
I say pull KK now…
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
agreed 100%
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
this is why I'm sitting here
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Must be hell, trying to pitch with no room for error EVERY time you take the mound.
I feel sorry for KK tonight.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
I think we all do NC...KK is miles better than 0-7
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
come on i want to get him a win let me hit for nate
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
Good ol Rusty Ryal...he'll give us the vidro we need
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
fuck yes
NOW WIN THE FUCKKING GAME FOR KK!!!!!
by SouthernPanther on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
Dennis Martinez's
12-hit shutout begs to differ.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
attaboy, kenshin
"Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic."
-Kurt Vonnegut, "The Sirens of Titan"
by Bravely going forward on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
If you want a hit, you'll put in Hemmerling!
“I can’t substitute my worst hitter, for my best hitter!”
KK is living proof for QS as a major stat
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
or just ignore W/L
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
no way he hits for himself
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
0%
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
100-1
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
0%
he’s due up 4th and is over 100 pitches
by SouthernPanther on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Villareal
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
OT
Quigley Down Under on TV tonight.
Selleck always a nice treat.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
That's gone anywhere else except detroit and boston...and we still have one more game here...ugh
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
oh yeah...forgot about the teal palace that is never half full
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
What a damn fluke that was
Hit on the wall in a little niche that cuts back to 434 feet. 2 feet to left and its a HR.
well in his defense
it was a good pitch to hit, warning track to dead center…he nailed it…just didn’t take enough steroids this time around
by SouthernPanther on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
That was hilarious,
Dbacks broadcast was showing this kid and dubbed him the “good luck kid.” KK then proceeded to give up 2 BBs, then the kid went to the restroom with his mom, out of sight. The Dbacks then proceed to hit into a DP
Why'd the Mets, of all teams, have to draft John Maine!?!?
Didnt Kennedy do this to us last time out too?
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
let’s have him asassinated
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
KK could probably get a ninja to do it
by bravesforever16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
and where is this year's set Ms. Ma'am?
one of the best post ever.
by Mr. Sanchez on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Why thank you!
It’s usually the last regular home game before the last road trip of the year, so we’ll have to wait until September to see what we get this year.
really?
not surprising…
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
no wonder this guy is shutting us out…..he was a yankee!
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
I was thinking the same thing
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
absolutely
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
They are sworn to secrecy…a brotherhood of winners
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
6 innings of shutout ball with 8 Ks?
FUCK YOU KK NOT GOOD ENOUGH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:>(
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
might not be a bad idea
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
not that it matters with nate up
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
We already know how fast he is.
The answer is “not very”.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
but why not roll the dice?
its not like our big hitters are coming up. may as well try and make something happen
because in this case
if you roll the dice, you’re probably going to lose
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
good eye esco
now goddamnit mclouth…hit the fucking ball
by SouthernPanther on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
he can
bunt into a DP.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Time for Nate to win this
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
ICWUDT.
Clever.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
bunt
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay!
Runner on base for Nasty Nate. Only positive things can happen here, right?
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
Nate up with a man on first
1) Grounder to second, DP
2) Strikeout looking
3) Strikeout swinging
4) HBP
5) Teh Homerz!@
mclouth does not ground into Vidros
Popout
or
Strikeout
or
Walk
by UltimaParadox on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Melky is a great bunter
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
/preparing for iminent Smoltz’s Beard Bomb.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
BEYOND. USELESS.
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Oh lookey - a pop UP by Nate. Imagine that.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
still tryin to uppercut every damn thing
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
Great analysis by Joe of Nate’s horrible swing right there.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
If Joe Simpson knows whats wrong with Mclouths swing why cant anyone fix it? He is supposed to be an athlete right?
shouldnt TP be telling him this?
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
I'm sure he has
it’s obviously not that simple to fix
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Let him “fix it” – in time somewhere else.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
he needs to go down then..where he isn’t a complete waste…play everyday and work on it
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
fuck you nate
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
alright marteeeen
its time for a hit buddy
by SouthernPanther on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
my mlb at bat has heyward on deck and in the hole…
"Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic."
-Kurt Vonnegut, "The Sirens of Titan"
by Bravely going forward on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
Heyward
can have a 2-person menage a trois
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
PLLLEEEEEASE SCORE FOR KK
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
Omar should have started this damn game!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Good thing he’s been on the bench this whole game.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
we know bobby likes to bench omar when he goes on a tear. dont want to ruin his confidence
by drumzalicious on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
You’re pouting.
Rule 4: Call attention to yourself, but do it on your terms.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
it’s what i do best at times like these, let’s be honest
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Wedding Crashers quote.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
i fail
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn right you do...
now tell your mom to hurry up with that meatloaf. Playing video games in her basement makes me hungry.
First time you’ve ever let me down. I am actually in a state of shock
I can only imagine this is what it must have been like to see Babe Ruth strike out.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 9, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Willis pitches tomorrow...maybe he can be nates jumping off point
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
he needs to break it down with tape, right? that takes a while
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
MARTEEEEEEEN!
please please please
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
rooting for a WP
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
the way i feel about nate sometimes
is best described by listening to the first 10 seconds of most Dillenger Escape Plan songs
or sunn o)))
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
RASSFSAfofs fdDASRAShrAS
Chorus
FJSORAOSFKASDFASPFSD
Chorus
by UltimaParadox on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Our team is full of fail
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Sigh...
KK will be held in an Arizona jail tomorrow for 24 murders.
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
KK NO CAN WINNAR!!
:\
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i laugh because i wont cry
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
Poor KK - once again, he deserved a better fate.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
definitely feel he hits much better leading off an inning
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Like in The Grudge.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
So… Odds that Jeff Schultz writes another anti-KK article tomorrow? I’m saying even.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
3-1
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
notice how he only does it after bad starts...
after a start like this, he’s not stupid enough to pull that shit. he’ll just find someone else to hate on for a few days.
K... K...
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
If Bobby would have had Nate Sac Bunt
score would have been 1-0.
by romone_braves91 on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
ehh you can’t say that….pitch sequences are all different
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
This is smelling like a
Jesse Chavez letdown type game
Why'd the Mets, of all teams, have to draft John Maine!?!?
They've both pitched well
These are good offenses by the numbers.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
What is with the beer line appearing behind the plate?
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
KK at the end of the season

"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and he still doesn't have a win
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Ran is a japanese movie by Kurosawa
dude gets betrayed by is sons, mirrors KK’s season more or less- he’s wandering the plains in this scene
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
well that sucks eof
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Yea that is something I have wondered
If Nate is struggling so badly, why not have him bunt to advance runners?
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
why not chuck him back down to the minors
by TCfromDubVee on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I am starting to doubt
anyone would claim him
by UltimaParadox on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Because he is a terrible bunter
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
he isnt a very good hitter either lol
why not make him bunt and at least have his at bats be worth something lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
there is no value
in bunting into a DP or K.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Is there a stream for this game?
On the Forecheck: preaching the Predators' gospel to the unwashed masses.
Twitter/Cycle Like the Sedins
Colin Wilson
that is all
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
I love you.
On the Forecheck: preaching the Predators' gospel to the unwashed masses.
Twitter/Cycle Like the Sedins
by Chris Burton on Jun 9, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't help with the stream though.
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
Where can I listen?
On the Forecheck: preaching the Predators' gospel to the unwashed masses.
Twitter/Cycle Like the Sedins
by Chris Burton on Jun 9, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually try one of the ones on this site
http://www.myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=78744&part=sports
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
OMG...Esco shows the love of glove
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
Great fucking play fucknuts
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Indeed
that play was crazy.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The fade-away jump throw makes me think of Jeter, naturally
But if that was Jeter, the ball would have bounced twice before reaching first. And he’d have been nowhere near the ball.
haha, yup
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
Escobar might be the most spectacular SS the Braves had ever had
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
People that want to trade/whine about Escobar
make me lol
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 9, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
And that’s why I have such a hard time thinking about moving on from Esco…the range and arm are ridiculous.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
can’t disagree with you here
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh you can disagree...
but you’d be wrong if you did, like every other time.
by Mr. Sanchez on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
But the immaturity and plain boneheaded plays (forgetting to tag up) can be too frequent to make up for his natural ability sometimes.
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
it’s a delicate balance, that’s for sure
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
So...Nate=FYN?
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
+1
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
although to be true to the reference...
I probably should say get night everybody and make my exit from the room on a high note.
K-uger.
by Mr. Sanchez on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
A Good old Braves Journal reference.
The pictures. Handed down from Lockhart, to Pete Orr, to Norton, and now McLouth
Roy Hobbs?
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Think Kimbrel is up
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
Kelly Kapowski Johnson
please STFD
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
I'm still concentrating on the line of guys double fisting beers behind the plate...
What is with that
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
they are just drunk a holes
that want to be seen
by ChitownBravos on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
get your mind out of the gutter
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=double+fisting
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
Don't IBB him
HIT HIM!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
that would lose me a 1000 point bet
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
Drew hitting .162 against LHP this year
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
KK gets his first win Before/after August?
by romone_braves91 on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
Before August, but after the ASB
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
by ronniemac03 on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
And that's why
the manger walked an 0-3 guy with 3 ks
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow that guy sucked
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
would feel so. nice.
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
STFD, youngest Drew brother
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
was pinch hit for
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I like to think of Jesus as a mischevious badger.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
so it begins
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Ok chip…you can roll one over now
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Leadoff Double - now get him IN please

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
That's the way to be aggressive on those inside pitches!!
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
If we leave jason on base i'm going to throw something out my window...
scout’s honor
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
At this point...
I don’t know if that is sarcasm.
Do you know why Buster Olney's initials are BO, because he stinks
And Heyward is hitting 2nd why?
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
Could it be his 3-for-32 performance (or thereabouts) he had while hitting in the 3-hole in the past week??
-C
by cthabeerman on Jun 10, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
i hear the chop
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
Chipper looks around to make sure KK is out of the game, before driving in Heyward
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
I see the old “hit it to Roachie” strategy still works
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
Just remember, it's gotta be right to him
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
by ronniemac03 on Jun 10, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
far better than the "hit it to kotchman"
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
Only the Atlanta Braves where a guy has an ERA of 5 can win up to 15 games while a guy with a lower ERA can not get a W.
by romone_braves91 on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
correct it all you want that was a confusing thought
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
well, he has Yunieksy Bethancourt trying to sabotage his career at SS
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
and Jason Kendall’s bat for run support.
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
man that dude got blasted yesterday. Can’t blame the O on that one.
by romone_braves91 on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
true, have not messed with it since College
by UltimaParadox on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
a patented bmac moonshot
would be niiiiice
is it raining there?
i mean what’s the point of having a retractable roof if there’s no rain and you keep it up…
is it really that hot?
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
Come on Mac
start “bashing the ball like the Heap of old”
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
HEAAAAP!!!!
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
Heaaaaaaappppppppp
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
how do you say “screw you guys, I’m going home!” in japanese?
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
貴方達をねじで締めれば私はホームに行っている!
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Morse Code
… .. .-. . .— .- - ..- -. .. .- … .. .- - -. - .. . -. …. - — .
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Indeed
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
my translator spit out the following:
“If you are tightened with the screw, I have gone to the foam/home!”
貴方達を忘れなさい。 私は私の家に行っている!
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
ooh look...a run!
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
THUMBS DOWN! THUMBS DOWN! FUCK YOU JEFF SCHULTZ!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
THUMBS UP
for this post
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
kk in the dugout

"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
ahahahaha
poor taste
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Awesome job, Mac. Better late than never, I guess
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
????
I don’t think Mac has made an out the whole game
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I meant the run
not Mac specifically
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh ok
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Wonder how you say, “What the fuck?!” in Japanese
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
どのような性交?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
.... i don't know if that's right
but it’s epic
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
at least we have Ross
if we had a crappy backup, I’d be more upset
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
My feelings exactly. I hate the idea normally but Ross is probably better defensively as well, plus his offense isn’t atrocious if it goes to extras.
Twitter: @Ben_Duronio
this
Give Me Ross’s defense with a one run lead
You take away the steal for the most part he throws out runners at a 40% clip, versus around 10% for mac
by UltimaParadox on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Mac is usually around 23-24% I believe
just for reference. He’s actually at 26% this year. Rossy is obviously still way better though
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
and 26% also go into CF
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
haha
yeah, good point.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Mac's pretty good in those rankings
Right about average.
Thanks for the link.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
ugly game for glaus
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Not Moylan...ugh
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
I mean chances are we wouldnt see him bat again anyway… take nate or hinske out and put ross in
by SuperHeyward on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
You do realize that there’s only one at-bat left if we keep the lead, right??
-C
by cthabeerman on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Big test for the bullpen
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
ugh...
where is Saito when ya need him…oh yeah…the fucking DL
by SouthernPanther on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
Kimbrel to the rescue. (But they might call him Venters)
by romone_braves91 on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Who do you guys want instead of Moylan?
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
Lets focus on the positives
NO JESSE CHAVEZ!!!!
by SouthernPanther on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
I just wanna give KK a hug (and a few winz)

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
so does my fantasy team
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Kimbrel maybe...Moylan's been struggling the last few games..would be good to give him a day off
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
these guys need a day off bad, how can they schedule 20 days in a row with 11 on a west coast swing? Schedule maker is definitely not a Braves fan!!
Aaron Murray for Heisman!!
case in point: Interleague sched
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
peter doesn't see race

"Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic."
-Kurt Vonnegut, "The Sirens of Titan"
by Bravely going forward on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't think Peter believes it's a "dry heat" here.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
How dry I am, how dry I am...
no body knows, how dry I am.
by Mr. Sanchez on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
come on guys
grit this out and win the fucking game
by SouthernPanther on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
love their chant
sounds an awful like like “lets go Dbags”
by SouthernPanther on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCJFUIPOUFPIE:J:LKSAJGRD
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
FUCK IS THE SHORT RECAP
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
FUCK
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
thats about fucking right
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
replay says otherwise
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
if he didn't have to see that truck, maybe
by Mr. Sanchez on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
it clearly hit the heel of his hand, truck or no truck
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
But was that distraction enough...
it didn’t look like he had it, but he could have bobbled and held on.
by Mr. Sanchez on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
he completely overran the ball…sure, maybe if he didn’t get hit by a mac truck he could have caught it against his chest but that’s a big if
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m with you on this one…he missed it anyway
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Unreal…why the fuck can’t those two seem to get on the same page out there.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
nate…
"Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic."
-Kurt Vonnegut, "The Sirens of Titan"
by Bravely going forward on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
Either my tv's tint is funny...or FFYN is bleeding
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
Woah. Who was wanting Nate to go on the DL again?
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
heyward just tackled nate
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
j-hey's thought process:
“fuck you nate you’ve been hindering us all season. ONLY I CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! oh fly ball in the gap now’s my chance tackle”
I know he's hurt
but he dropped that before he actually contacted heyward
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
i think that's because he suddenly saw giant jason in his view...
definitely could have caught the ball
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
probablly
because he saw Heyward barreling down on him
by UltimaParadox on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Only to the Braves would that happen
hope Nate is ok
They really need to do something about making a rule where if a player is seriously hurt, they need to call the play
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
maybe too soon
but maybe nate needed to be hit in the head pretty hard to get his act together? maybe he’ll start hitting now
by SouthernPanther on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
yeah
pretty much could cost us the game
by UltimaParadox on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Thats so much bullshit
it was obviously gonna be an out. your lucky to have 1 run but lets score another
by bravesforever16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
man…j hey would make a helluva defensive back
"Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic."
-Kurt Vonnegut, "The Sirens of Titan"
by Bravely going forward on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
you’re an idiot.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
funny
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE REDICULOUS
YOU GUYS WHINE WHEN HE GIVES UP DRIBBLER GROUNDERS FOR HITS, YOU COMPLAIN WHEN HE GIVES UP CATCHABLE FLYBALLS.
MAKE UP YOUR GOD DAMN MINDS
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
1 out
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
1 out
he also hit a guy…got pounded on that fly ball to a gap, and just walked another guy
by SouthernPanther on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I've never hit a hole in one
but I have hit a guy, and that was way more satisfying. I was supposed to yell out Fore! But I was too busy muttering, there’s no way that’ll hit him.
by Mr. Sanchez on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
so... is there an error on that play?
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
yup.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
shit
didn’t think about that
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
All I hear is Doobie Brothers
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
and thats how moylans streak ends
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
I disagree with not scoring that an error and giving “inside the park home run” against Peter.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
It’s in Arizona, no way the scorer rules it an error.
-C
by cthabeerman on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, I’m under the impression, the center fielder is responsible to call for the ball so the other guy yields.
The replay didn’t show Nate as doing so.
He did get a glove on it, but didn’t get the out – so, IMO (which ain’t worth much) I think there should be a error on the play if 2 of the defenders collide. Give him a triple and an error, but not a home run.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
But who gets the error, Nate or Heyward?
by Mr. Sanchez on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck you
Moylan you fat Australian bastard. Fuck you and your fucking inability to pitch.
I hate the Phillies so much...
you, also, are an idiot.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I apologize for my statement.
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Moylan
has been our best BP guy for how long
by UltimaParadox on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
My brother came
in to the room and told me that Moylan allowed a HR, so I got on my laptop and typed that. I just turned the tv on, and realized what happened. My bad, I was just happy with getting one run, and I thought we blew the lead.
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
um....melky, pitchers spot, Prado
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
one of the worst ways
to lose, I will give you that
by UltimaParadox on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah i was trying to say that.. in an over dramatic fashion
by SuperHeyward on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else getting annoyed with the ridiculous hate for some players on here?
Fuck you
Moylan you fat Australian bastard. Fuck you and your fucking inability to pitch.
I apologize for my statement.
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I didn't mean to call you out specifically, and you did apologize
But you’re definitely not the only one
by eaheckman10 on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
My brother came
in to the room and told me that Moylan allowed a HR, so I got on my laptop and typed that. I just turned the tv on, and realized what happened. My bad, I was just happy with getting one run, and I thought we blew the lead.
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
That's cheap that his streak has to end like that though...
If they don’t hit each other there’s no way that’s an HR but there’s no way to score an error.
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAAND.... THAT HAPPENED
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
On that play...
Heyward should have given way to McLouth.
McLouth would have caught the ball if he wasn’t run into.
Moylan gave up a flyball that should have been caught.
Basically, he’s still a god, but it was Heyward’s error.
Apparently Nate never called for it
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
yeah i was going to say that earlier… one of them should have yelled.
by SuperHeyward on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
i think in that situation
the correct announcement is “BACK ME UP BACK ME UP!”
if you’re unsure of your surroundings, you’d better do all you can to make sure you’re safe. this is true for EVERYTHING. no one should be silent if there’s the potential to get run over by a train. aka heyward.
Yea, Heyward deserves the blame but
Just showed replay on Baseball tonight of Nate, and he didn’t say a word the whole play.
Why'd the Mets, of all teams, have to draft John Maine!?!?
by Ninerballin on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Heyward
Did the replay show whether Heyward called it?
doesn’t matter if he did, if nate did it’s his ball
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
nate overran the ball pretty clearly on the replay. either way, their communication was horrid and it hasn’t been the first time this season.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Who is whistling this is quietest ballpark in the world
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
not really
1 ER in his last 4 appearances till tonight
by UltimaParadox on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but hes scored the inherited runners left and right… and like chip just said hasnt been hitless in awhille
by SuperHeyward on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
notice how he started that with
when Peter has pitched an inning or more
Either way that stat was wrong
6/5 against the LAD was a spotless inning with 2Ks
by UltimaParadox on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
question about baseball theory
if a pitcher goes to the 7th inning without allowing a run, then in relief in the 8th a guy gives up an unearned run and makes the game 1-0 with no ERs, and that’s how the game ends, who is the losing pitcher?
The pitcher who gave up the run takes the loss.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Either of them could have caught that
But for the collision. If Nate’s glove wasn’t there, it would have been in Heyward’s.
Mclouth's ball
RF always gives way to CF
Mclouth was there first
by UltimaParadox on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
But if you don't know exactly where the guy is, and neither of you is sure you can catch it
That’s how that stuff happens.
If Mclouth
calls for it, he backs down… that is the rule
Not sure if he called for it or not
by UltimaParadox on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm just saying
There’s a reason Nate didn’t call for it until the very last second-that ball was sinking fast and he wasn’t sure if he’d get to it.
Concussion? It didn’t look like he was limping. And thank the lord Heywards fine. Hope Nate gets well, even if he isnt hitting.
I don't know shit about baseball.
Holy Shit
i wouldn’t be sad if heyward collided into mclouth there and mclouth broke his leg
by atl192485 on Jun 9, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
+100 internet prediction points
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
That’s the Oracle for ya. Bastard Oracle gave up the win
"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
by BraveSaluki on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
ouch, nate…looks like he might’ve hit his head on the way down
"Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic."
-Kurt Vonnegut, "The Sirens of Titan"
by Bravely going forward on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
hard
def. rung his bell pretty good
by SouthernPanther on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
You have two fresh arms in the BP...why keep running Moylan out there...he's obviously struggling..give him a day or two's rest
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
Anybody else just feel... weird right now?
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
all the life was like drained out of me
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
yeah maybe that's it... just sort of numb..
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
OH MY GOD THAT INVISIBLE PERSON IS COMING TO PITCH
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
don't think you can, you must live with the shame
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
Lol
thanks
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
lol
I meant the opening bit where he has bottles of alcohol as listerine
by Mr. Sanchez on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
that is, among many others...
a great movie for MST3K the home version.
by Mr. Sanchez on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Martinez should have started the inning to begin with...FAIL
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
seriously, why is chavez still in the BP, he’s a non option unless we’re down by 10+. Is there no one better at Gwinnet
Aaron Murray for Heisman!!
Not say that play was his fault
But Moylan has not been sharp….at all
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
And I'm getting really tired of reading knee jerk apologias for him here.
He’s not trying to fail, he’s been valuable to us, he will be again but right now, he’s really struggling. No amount of denial or name calling of the people pointing it out will change that clear and obvious fact. His immediately putting Reynolds on with an HBP (of all things in the world), really set that whole trainwreck up.
HUMANS AT WEBADDRESS FANGRAPHS & BASEBALLPROSPECTS PERHAPS WILL SPEAK ILL OF PERFORMANCE TONIGHT DUE TO MAGICAL MEANINGLESS "WHIP"
Heyward sees the destruction he has caused
and decides to hit a HR to put us on top to make up for it
by SouthernPanther on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
going to have to get to him
Yunel
Melky
Ross
PH
Prado
Heyward
by UltimaParadox on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
My Two cents on "The Hey Train Collision"
The ball was hit into no man’s land and the two guys were going at it full speed not trying to let the ball drop to prevent the run. I am not sure one or the other could hear each other saying I got it considering either one did not have that great of an angle to declare he could catch it. It was just bad luck.
by romone_braves91 on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
Considering Nate's mouth didn't move on the replay
I doubt he was calling anyone off, but RF still has to yield to the CF
Why'd the Mets, of all teams, have to draft John Maine!?!?
by Ninerballin on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
If no one is sure they can get to it
They don’t call it. And if you’re not calling it, the other man doesn’t know where you are. They aren’t watching where they’re going, they’re watching the ball.
been pretty shitty luck all series
would not surprise me
by UltimaParadox on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
I'm still fucking pissed that guy came around and scored
Even ARod didn’t advance past 1st when he hit the pitcher in the head
by bravesforever16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
what? was he going to just stop in a one run game? no way
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
RUNS RUNS RUNS
i’d hate to lose a game on a bullshit collision trainwreck like that
by SouthernPanther on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
MVP is going to show how a winner does it
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
need patience
with the two most un-patient hitters on the team up one-two
by UltimaParadox on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I said there should be a rule there
if a player is seriously hurt the play should stop
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
or the hitter should be awarded a ground rule double
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
it would have been a nice showing of sportsmanship if he had stopped on 2nd out of respect
by SouthernPanther on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
this isn't little league
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
OR EVEN
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
so much for Dave
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
It occurred to me
While all this was happening that that whole thing might have been the start of his problems. It’s always good to look for an extra edge but sometimes you just shouldn’t mess with a successful formula.
HUMANS AT WEBADDRESS FANGRAPHS & BASEBALLPROSPECTS PERHAPS WILL SPEAK ILL OF PERFORMANCE TONIGHT DUE TO MAGICAL MEANINGLESS "WHIP"
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
You
are welcome
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
Man, too bad Schafer isn't ready yet... DAMN DAMN DAMN
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
good start there
come on fellas…win this shit!!!!!!!@
by SouthernPanther on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
Chad qualls THROWS
balz
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
MVP MVP MVP
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
interesting call here, do you bunt or not? lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
0-2 count
bunting with an 0-2 count makes me nervous
by SouthernPanther on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
doopidoopdidoooo i'm not emotionally invested in this at all being casual
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
should have bunted lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
why the fuck wasn't he bunting
with 1 strike
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
yep
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
by ronniemac03 on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
because he doesn’t wear batting gloves
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Raw Dog *barks loudly*
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
c'mon Brooksy
i hear clutch player of the month for june calling…
by ByrneSupremacy on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions
bunts are worse than K's how?
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Gosh I'll be glad when we leave this road trip and go back to the TED
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Just be glad to get out of Phoenix
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
ughbugsugdug
c’mon marteeeeeenn
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
wellshit
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
neat
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
fuck
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
Aw nuts
…maybe we can fuck up Dontrelle tomorrow
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
hopefully
Dontrelle typically owns the Braves…
oh yeah we cant hit LHP
by UltimaParadox on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
WHAT A LAME ASS WAY TO LOSE A GAME
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
Prado/Glaus/Hinske/Chip/Nate/Melky/Brooks
NICE fucking game
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
the play was heywards fault more than Nates'
the guy got hurt, show a bit more respect for him
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Nate
wasnt the one at fault it was Heyward. the CF has the last say so in the OF
by drumzalicious on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Except
when the CF doesn’t call for the ball. Still sad though. You hate to see that.
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
bluh
losing a game on that play sucks…
by SouthernPanther on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions
Please use Moylan next game
I think he needs more work
Why'd the Mets, of all teams, have to draft John Maine!?!?
cannot makea teh winz!
...fuck lucky charms
by VivaLosBravos on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
wasnt his fault tonight
he pitched great
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
What?
he did, 7 scoreless innings, gave up what 4 hits?
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
6 innings
4 hits 8 Ks no runs
I hate the Phillies so much...
by frozendesert on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I would say that is a pretty damn good outing
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
The guy was being sarcastic
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
His lack of English
Spread to McLouth, leaving him unable to call off Heyward without the use of the translator, who was sitting in the dugout next to KK. IT’S COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY KK’S FAULT THAT HE LOST
/Jeff Schultz
by Zach Towery on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
epic comment fail lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
How the hell did Parra made an inside the park HR?!
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
UGH, not much other than KK's performance to be pleased about this one.
At least tomorrow is an earlier game and these damn 1am bed times can stop.
Let’s go for the SPLIT tomorrow (ugh, I hate having to wish for that)
.
![]()
(and lookey – I fixed it – still feeling bad about the other one)
.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
THIS TOWN, THIS CITY, THIS CROWD
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...

by 






































