Today, the Braves travel to Arizona (KJ!!!!) in a game featuring Dan Haren, the only DBacks pitcher who scares me. Fear not, as the winzingest pitcher, Derek Lowe, takes the hill

1. Final Score

2. P2C

3.  Who, if anyone, will hit XBHs for the Braves (up to 3 points)

And now, your bad joke:

A priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil." The dying man said nothing.


The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?" The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."