Another day, a new chance to win a game. Lumberjack takes the hill today, and is a great guy to rebound with from yesterday
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, a drunk man led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For God's sake, it's 2am in the damn morning!!"