Open Thread 6/12 #2: Braves at Twins
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 8:58 PM EDT
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PrintIt's tied 2-2 after the 7th inning. Derek Lowe and Nick Blackburn (of all people) are engaged in a pitcher's duel. Melky has hit a homer, and the game wasn't even blacked out.
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THIS.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
RUNZ PLZ KTHX
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Not yet we don't.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
niiiice
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
First Game thread!!!
come on boyz i’d like to atleast have a division lead after we face TB and minn…then we can go home, get a day off and then easier opponents
OJ didn't do it
New blood
let haze him!
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on Jun 12, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Mr. Deeds!!!! Nice….
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on Jun 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
We’re going home before playing Tampa Bay, though…..and the day off is Monday.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
So I'm playing someone in fantasy this week who has Carlos Pena. FML
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
I'm gonna start him him next week
but he will probably be ice cold by then
by bravesforever16 on Jun 12, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Lowe come back out for the 8th?
If we lead: no
If we are tied: yes with someone ready.
if we are losing: I don’t care I quit
by bravesforever16 on Jun 12, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Good plan. I APPROVE
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
How could we be losing?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Here comes the Kward
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
If you're Duensing
I like our chances
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
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"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
GBOP.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Word.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha!
There’s the Heyward ROE magic I love.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
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MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48
Its a joke…
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Game 2 in San Diego
Braves were up 6-1 in the 7th inning. One single fan persistently was chanting, loudly, “LETS GO PADRES” without stopping. By himself. Cracked up everyone.
come on mac
make something happen bucko
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
LOL
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Did ya'll hear that?
I think it was a break
by bravesforever16 on Jun 12, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
Has any pitcher had to throw a strike tonight?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I LIKE DONUTS
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
...did you hit your head man?
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Its a good luck thing! Most of the time. It usually works when the other team is batting. Works for us i mean
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
FoxTrax says: Jerry Lane has the widest strike zone since Eric Gregg
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
He said “wide”.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey there....let's not get crazy...
What does this look like to you? The 1997 NLCS?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks more like the 1991 WS
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
ERIC GREGG WAS PAID OFF
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
i like donuts
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
but
not the widest waistline since Eric Gregg
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on Jun 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
True.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
This BS strike zone is as wide as ____________
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
In response to the soccer game today,
So somewhere, Bill Buckner is chuckling at that stupid Englishman who can’t stop a ball that’s like 10 times bigger than a baseball.
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
hahha, well the Greek mythology fan in me doesn't compare with the American soccer fan in me
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
You're just contrary tonight, huh?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Good man.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
home…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
home
Tuesday through Thursday
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
They are….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, they are.
Do you know what day it is?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
………seriously?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I like how
you weren’t just 1 day off.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed.
Saturday to Wednesday is as far off as you can possibly be.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Funny isnt it
N
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL
I thought my 90 yr old g-rents only got that many days off schedule! Ahh, to be so fortunate to not have to remember!
Um wow….
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Monday is an offday and we play Minn. Again tommorrow
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
HOME SWEEET HOME
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I LIKE DONUTS
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
Nice work outfailders!
Clemson/Atlanta Braves/Carolina Panthers fan, and inventor of the iChop, 5/31/10
AHAHAHA EPIC FAIL
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
We have baserunners with less than 2 outs!
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
What happened?
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
And that's why errors are not a good way to judge a defense.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
One of many reasons
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
By punching gravity.
Clemson/Atlanta Braves/Carolina Panthers fan, and inventor of the iChop, 5/31/10
And the sun
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That's at least
the #1 reason. Maybe the #0 reason.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That fan just kissed the ball. Gross
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
ehhh...no
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
jhey's fast enough to score from 2nd, and troys not gonna score even with a jump. so no.
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
no
can’t have the epic fuck up double plays
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon Escobar....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
hinske not happy
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I sure hope Hinske never strikes out in a key situation. He might just kill someone.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
You never doubt he’s giving it his all.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
I like how he gets mad when he doesn’t do something, that means he knows he messed up and is putting the weight on his shoulders instead of being an idiot and blaming it on others
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
come on Escobar make your magic from last season with RISP work
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Jun 12, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
Sigh...
Chip Caray needs to be bludgeoned to death.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hinske spitting out water and tearing up the cup, i like it
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Fail...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
Whatever it was...
They failed to get some damn runz!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK
of course it goes right at someone…always happens
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
If only there were no infielders in baseball. Or outfielders. Outs could only be recorded by 3 strikes. Games would average 57 runs.
Clemson/Atlanta Braves/Carolina Panthers fan, and inventor of the iChop, 5/31/10
More than that all you have to do is bunt it
who is the pitcher gonna throw to?
by bravesforever16 on Jun 12, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Hinske
Might just punch Esco in a minute
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Who turned back the clock? I want MAY back.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Maybe July will be May again…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I LIKE DONUTS
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Lowe still in
WE’RE FREAKIN DOOMED
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
goddamnit...
lets keep jinxing ourselves chip
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
why didn't we sign Jonny Gomes? in the free agent market
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Jun 12, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
but he is way better offensively than any of our outfielders, except Heyward, and it can't be far worse than McLouth
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Jun 12, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He's just slightly a better career hitter than McLouth
So there was definitely no reason to get him this offseason.
Right.
Also, there was good reason to think McLouth would be good this year.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Chip Caray
Shut the hell up or I’m going to send Hinske to the booth
Clemson/Atlanta Braves/Carolina Panthers fan, and inventor of the iChop, 5/31/10
Peter Moylan up in the bullpen….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Get him the fuck out now
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Peter Moylan and Eric O’Flaherty warming up.
by AnEternalEnigma on Jun 12, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
once again
notice how they know how to sac bunt…it’s big
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
Sweet D tonight
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
STOP BOOING YOU IDIOTS
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
uh oh
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
This is going to backfire on us.
MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48
Bobby brings the hook
Chipper: "It has never been about money for me, and it never will be about money. It has always been about winning, comfort and playing for Bobby Cox."
I think Mourneo
is an island in Indonesia
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Its beautiful
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
racist.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
not at all
seen the amzing race and it looks dirty and dreadful, i really want to go to Morocco within 3 years
OJ didn't do it
It was a joke.
We like to call people “racist” on here a lot. We don’t mean it. (usually)
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
OK,
THAT was racist. (kidding)
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
The one thing that I haven’t gotten used to.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Racist.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Regardless of the outcome, this was a fantastic start by Derek Lowe. Great way to bounce back after that tragedy in Arizona.
by AnEternalEnigma on Jun 12, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
THUMBS DOWN
to Derek Lowe tonight
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
/covers eyes
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
that was right over the plate!!!!!!!!
thats a fucking strike
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
I wish we could reward our SPs who are going late into games with a WIN.
It seems to be the one dastardly inning that gets us every time.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
This
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Nice use of "dastardly"
one of my faves
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate it when umpires call obvious strikes as a ball just because he didn’t hit the catcher’s target.
by AnEternalEnigma on Jun 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
1 more out...come on EOF...fuck his shit up
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
my fears exactly
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Opponents are hitting .335 off Moylan in his last 11 appearances.
by AnEternalEnigma on Jun 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
So there's a 2/3 chance he gets out of this, then!
(trying to see the positives)
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
BRING IN JESSE CHAVEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
+1
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Hooters Points
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on Jun 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
games played
i seem to remember someone laughing at the start of the year about the chances of Moylan playing more games than Chipper… so just posting an update
by ByrneSupremacy on Jun 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Why
is there a shitstain in your book? That’s not toilet paper.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry about that
the roll was empty and I just grabbed the first thing I saw.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
joe sounded shocked
that was right down the middle
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
WTF
THAT WAS STRIKE FUCKING THREE….ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
Bobby will bring in Chavez eventually. It won’t last long after that.
by ducheneaux13 on Jun 12, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
ya know what...props to PeMo there
well pitched man…too bad this ump has a huge bat up his ass
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
Anyone in the Minneapolis area
Someone beat this umpires ass after the game. That was horseshit.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 12, 2010 9:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
this...fucking this
look at pitch 7…that’s a fucking strike
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The first oen was more likely
I would think, given the arm angle and the way the ball is traveling-that had to catch some of the plate as it came across. As wide as the zone has been tonight, both of them should have been. It was a damn fine time to get tight.
Here's Johnny!
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
that is such a horrible call
i just can’t fathom that shit
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
Jonny Venters in to face the lefty Kubel.
by AnEternalEnigma on Jun 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
radio feed, baby!
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
WADA
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
World Anti-Doping Agency?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I always discuss it
when there’s no one on base. Preferable between innings, actually.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi.
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
Wow, that was a strike but Moylan’s 3-2 was a ball?
by AnEternalEnigma on Jun 12, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
It sounds like they're chanting
“Let’s Go Pujols”
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
come on venters, bases loaded.
don’t fuck around
by kbertling353 on Jun 12, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
this please
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
wow
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on Jun 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
how about this...
first we kick the ump’s ass….then we go after chip
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck
is Kentucky BlueGAS?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
and with the DH...we can leave jon jon in for a while
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
Hopefully, we score
and bring in Wagner.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed
who leads off…melky? i can’t remember
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Kentucky Bluegas? Seriously, Chip? That’s bad even by my standards.
Also, VENTERS IS MY HERO
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
For some reason
It made me picture that former Kentucky Quarterback (the really big guy who I think is now a back-up for the Giants) farting.
PRAISE HEYWARD
Let us rejoice by punching Chip repeatedly.
Clemson/Atlanta Braves/Carolina Panthers fan, and inventor of the iChop, 5/31/10
NOW, LETS TAKE THIS MOMENTUM AND GET SOME FUCKING RUNS!!!!!!!
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
better than losing hair
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Or blue hair
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Logged on
Just to say something about this
by niekromurphy on Jun 12, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
nice job, Melky.
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
and he did
Chipper: "It has never been about money for me, and it never will be about money. It has always been about winning, comfort and playing for Bobby Cox."
Aaaand Greg White takes a walk.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
Alrighty Blanco!
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
100%
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice hit and run!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
stolen base...
engage!
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
C'mon Brooks....sac fly, sac fly, sac fly, sac fly, sac fly....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
Blanco to 3rd
Chipper: "It has never been about money for me, and it never will be about money. It has always been about winning, comfort and playing for Bobby Cox."
BEAUTIFUL HIT AND RUN!!!
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
We did it right for once!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
come on now brooksy
be clutch again!!!!!!!!!
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
hit and run...
ENGAGE!
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
Also: PRADO IS THE FUCKING MAN!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
come on yall
please don’t RISP fail here…
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
Come on
I want to debut the Victory Flamethrower. Preferably with Chip near by.
Clemson/Atlanta Braves/Carolina Panthers fan, and inventor of the iChop, 5/31/10
+1 for the image of Chip Caray on fire in my head
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Lift it Brooksy!!
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
yippee
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
CLUTCH CLUTCH CLUTCH CLUTCH clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Jun 12, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Riley would approve of a run or two this inning
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
So would I
Chipper: "It has never been about money for me, and it never will be about money. It has always been about winning, comfort and playing for Bobby Cox."
+ a million
good luck charm!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
..............no words
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Brooks has batting gloves on?!?! That can’t bode well
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Brooks laughs at you Pac
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Now we know why he had the gloves on.
They’re his “buntin’ gloves”
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
SUICIDE SQUEEZE!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH BROOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
We scored
Chipper: "It has never been about money for me, and it never will be about money. It has always been about winning, comfort and playing for Bobby Cox."
unbelievable!
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
YES!!! SO FUCKING CLUTCH!!!!!
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 12, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
WOW
BROOKS IS HOOD
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on Jun 12, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
Great to see Hinske going over to Bobby in the dugout there.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Conrad for NL MVP
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 12, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
man
WTF
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on Jun 12, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
I can't even remember the last time I saw the Braves execute a successful suicide squeeze....
That was amazing!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
JHey Fail
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Jason Heyward
Sucking, once again.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
Ugh...
He needs a day off so badly.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
He's literally needed one
for 10 days. But now everyone’s hurt. Bobby missed his chance to do it.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
watching heyward struggle this much is rough
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
it's expected
he’s a rookie in the major leagues @ 20 years old. it was bound to happen at some point. it’ll be fine!
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
7-8-9 up for twins
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
oh good, the pitcher's spot
..stupid AL
by Hobnail_Boot on Jun 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
YES!!!!
Chris Perez will be mad
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Jun 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
BMac, you're so due
Come on big fella!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
lol
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
especially the last one
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Konami Code FTW!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
or
teenage mutant ninja turtles III
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
which was Konami...
for whatever reason, i read it as Contra
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Aha….so regular fail.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Reply fail?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
nope.
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember playing that
with the super jump cheats, so you’d sometimes jump out of the top of the screen.
beat it without cheating
so much more fun
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
So....Brooks Conrad already got a free pass on the rest of the season for his come-from-behind-walk-off-grand-slam....
But now he adds this tonight…..that man is epic win.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
So what does that equal? A double free pass? A free pass with a soda?
Clemson/Atlanta Braves/Carolina Panthers fan, and inventor of the iChop, 5/31/10
I don't even know what it equals!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to say
I underestimated him. He’s a baseball player.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
EVERYBODY GET FIRED UP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY3LAFJbKyY
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
melky's BA is only 6 points lower than heyward's now...who woulda though
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
not I
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Fascinating.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
spot-on commentary,
Spock.
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You gave that to Mijras ump
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
2-0 start
shit.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
in his defense
the first pitch was a strike…but that holds no bearing on this night
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Pssss Billy – walks kill.
Don’t do it.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Stop whispering....
YELL IT AT HIM!!
I know I am…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
1 down!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
ACK! NO HITS!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
The worst thing about Target Field
the horrible camera angles.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
fuck
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on Jun 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
C'mon Wags
Chipper: "It has never been about money for me, and it never will be about money. It has always been about winning, comfort and playing for Bobby Cox."
Vidro time. It takes Thome like 11 minutes to get to 1st.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
stop falling behind wags...
2-0 in each count so far
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
Wags is throwing everything low....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
CMON
THROW STRIKES
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on Jun 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES WAGNER
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
CMON
THROW STRIKES
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on Jun 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
VIDRO!?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
Awww…..
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Whew, ok, not bad
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
2 down
Chipper: "It has never been about money for me, and it never will be about money. It has always been about winning, comfort and playing for Bobby Cox."
Whew. Got another out despite being behind.
Let’s not mess around this time, Wags.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
this is fine...
got the lead
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
At least they cut down the fast runner....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
Valencia PRing for Thome
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Le sigh...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM BILLY!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
I wouldn't risk it...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
What happens if the runner hits the ball?
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
he's out
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
They are out
Chipper: "It has never been about money for me, and it never will be about money. It has always been about winning, comfort and playing for Bobby Cox."
So the runner, and who else?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Who's on first.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Does it make you feel better about yourself
when you try to make someone else look stupid?!?
LETS
GO
WAGNER
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on Jun 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
WHERE WAS THAT ONE?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
Throw strikes, Wagner!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
1 strike away....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
ONE MORE STRIKE
finish this shit Wags.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
2-2
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!! MORTAL KOMBAT STYLE!!!!!
by SouthernPanther on Jun 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
WE WINN!!
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
We win!
Chipper: "It has never been about money for me, and it never will be about money. It has always been about winning, comfort and playing for Bobby Cox."
RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS!? I CAN HAS!?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Close.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
And now, for the first time ever:
VICTORY FLAMETHROWER!
Clemson/Atlanta Braves/Carolina Panthers fan, and inventor of the iChop, 5/31/10
yippee!
Bobby Cox on Kelly Johnson while reading stat sheet: Kelly hits LHP better than RHP? These numbers *must* be backwards~
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 12, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Cox grinning like an evil genius
HUMAN TEAMMATE HEYWARD JASON FOR FRANCHISE MVP AFTER TAKING MATTERS INTO OWN HANDS AND REMOVING MCLOUTH NATE FROM LINEUP
Angel, eh?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
this team makes me wanna...
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
Donuts were the jinz tonight
They leave and we win.
Chipper: "It has never been about money for me, and it never will be about money. It has always been about winning, comfort and playing for Bobby Cox."
I think you may be on to something there. ;-)
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Drives me nuts :)
Chipper: "It has never been about money for me, and it never will be about money. It has always been about winning, comfort and playing for Bobby Cox."
Let’s remember this game the next time we’re mad at Bobby Cox, shall we? Beautiful job in the key inning.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
you guys know what to do...
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 12, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I'm waiting for, too.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Conrad interview ….
No dry dirt to grab, so he had to use the “BGs” tonight. ;-)
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
love that expression
My fiance said: “Dirt gives him the BGs”
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait until they play a major-league team
They’ll come back to earth
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
You're really worried about the Mets?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 12, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
If we win tomorrow
we’ll finish this 11 game road trip against the Dodgers, DBacks and Twins with a record of:
6-5
Pretty neat.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
I'll take 5-6
But 6-5 would be swank.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed on the 5-6 record being OK too. Especially with no off days either.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 12, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
he did steal Saito's save
with the one pitch strikeout
by ByrneSupremacy on Jun 12, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
New Nickname for him? Venters, the Vulture
by Braves Biceps on Jun 12, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Deserved this one though
That was a huge out.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 12, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
in south africa
living it up with the US soccer team i’m guessing
by ByrneSupremacy on Jun 12, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks, Oracle.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 12, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW, Saw A-team tonight, wasn't bad.
enjoyable movie. I think every female character was a super-model (literally, even roles that were on screen for less than a min). Lots of good jokes too. Story was decent, hand-to-hand combat scenes sucked. other action movie cliches. just fyi
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