Open Thread 6/1: Braves vs. Phillies #3
I love this team. I really do.
You guys are animals. This is the thread for the final innings.
GO BRAVES!
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TROLL.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU, PAL!
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 1, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
no, FUCK MY FAMILY!!!! get it right, or just don’t do it.
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
lol
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 1, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Get it right or pay the price!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
shut up donkeylips
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
+1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories, by the lake of anawana, sat in the old pine trees (?)
camp anawana, we hold you in our hearts, and when we think about you…this think fell apart.
think anawanawana speak anawanawana live anawanawana UG!
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 1, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Best vidro of the year, BTW.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
It was pretty good, but I kinda liked the vidro where Glaus caught a line drive while standing on first base.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
great range on that one
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.
That play was just what we needed...
…to destroy any hope the Phillies had.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
please?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT...
Would be so much win.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
RUNS Please - RUNS Please - RUNS Please
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
VOTE PRADO!!!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
HITS HITS HITS!!!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
there we go! more...
HITS HITS HITS
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY KNUCKLEHEADS: VOTE FOR THIS GUY

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Jun 1, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
LOL...how long did this one take?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
someone has some time on his hands.
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 1, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I admire your dedication.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm thinking you spent quite a lot of time
on his butt.
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 1, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I did notice that sexy little crease. :-)
Gotta love a guy with attention to details like that.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
absolutely not.
i’m admiring the work.
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on Jun 1, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s awesome.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
100000 hours in MS Paint
well done
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do I feel like we need Rally Caps?
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
hey if we win games even on nights that JHey doesnt do anything...
that makes our team even better
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 1, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
groundscobar
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Esco with the rolling knock
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
What a great double play!
I was like baby, baby, baby! Oh, like baby, baby baby!
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
Thankfully I’ve never heard that song. In my head I heard ODB’s voice
"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
check the link below!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
oh hell yeah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oc4tupe4hs&feature=fvst
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Original version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5b_6L-Exs8
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
DFA HIS ASS!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Walks are cheating
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Just amuses me
To remember that he’s left 2 balls less than 5 feet short of being home runs, and had another line-out tonight. And another hard hit ball yesterday too.
Trade him before his value really tanks!!!!!
:)
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
bring up Gress?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
or neil sedaka
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Nah
Gress replaces KK
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
3000 or so
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
3300ish
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Can you imagine trying to load a thread of 9000 comments with a bunch of animated gifs in it on 28kbps dialup back in 1995?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
10-4’s computer would explode.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Even tougher in 1990 while blogging and playing Oregon Trail.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
45. We kinda beat it tonight.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
I honestly think that’s the Marlins’ record.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Take the walk, Infante....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
3-0
if you fucking bunt on a 3-0 count i swear to god
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
that’s why I watching on my computer.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That was going to be a ball.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
leave your computer
more often. whatever you’re doing away from the keyboard seems to be working
The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.
I see no reason not to run up the score here.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
He bunted that foul on purpose so he coul swing.. Ugh.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
WHAT HAPPENED INFANTE?

God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
That entire AB was horrendous.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
true, and then stabbed at ball 4
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
it did pretty much suck donkey balls. I’m glad to see you’re still able to keep it negative!
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
I do what I can. The sunshine pumping is saved for after the games.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
lol I love Bobby. "Melky, Cmon kid!"
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
He doesn't even watch the ball into the bat... UGH.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Eh, DP.
But it was no 5-4-2.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
UGHHHH MELKY...
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
MVP MVP MVP
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
well that promising inning turned shitty
double switch and bring in nate to play center
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
you should see me on 2k10…my bullpen never fatigues so its moyland/saito/wags every night
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
good call.
I could definitely support Wagner —> Saito.
Venters in the 8th plox.
Saito in 9th.
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 1, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
MARTINEZ NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
Dammit Melky

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
yup...that's about right
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
why no venters here???
utley and howard up??
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
Now it's time for iChop
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
don’t get this move…definitely bring in venters
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Awesome
Way to “stick to the book”. “Setup man” followed by “closer”
No Venters against Utley and Howard
Really?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 10:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Saito 8th
Wagner 9th
you know the drill
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
what if they swing at balls?
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh.. I forgot it was on ESPN tonight..
I’ll watch an inning on there to see how little love the Braves are getting compared to the Phils
come on now...
can we please just get a 1-2-3 inning
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
/ban
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
godzilla
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
I must say...
I’m not an ESPN hater, but the baseball commentators are TERRIBLE. But Aaron Boone has impressed.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY
I only wanted Venters to be used against Utley and Howard.
And its not like Venters has gotten loads of work.
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 1, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Saito for the 3rd time in 4 days though…granted, it’s looking fine right now but I just don’t understand it sometimes.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
just wait until tomorrow afternoon
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
I’m fully expecting the AAAA lineup tomorrow
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh...
I hope not. I want the sweep….save the AAAA lineup for the next series.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m probably way off, but I feel like every game that we’ve entered with a series win already secured (knock on wood) he plays the scrubs. Maybe it’s only happened twice and I’m blowing it out of proportion.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
it was always a sunday and a day game…so theres a good chance…especially with the long trip coming up
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Well, I think we’ve only won the first two games of a three game series 4 times….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward
could use a day off…
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
he comes back after a day off and kills it
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
exactly
And also, we don’t want to overwork him and he’s 0-fer in the series
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm, I bet McCann sits.
Other than that, I’m pretty sure everyone else will start.
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 1, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope we don't need him tomorrow
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
1 out!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
1 out, nice comeback by Saito there
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 1, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
Nice turnaround of that 3-0 count Saito!
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
There we go Infante!
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Howard can't score 2 runs this time....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
love the movement on that pitch lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 1, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
2 outs!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
relax
good results from a bad process don’t make it a good process.
There’s too many people who complain about every decision Bobby makes. This is hardly a bad one, since it’s still a fairly close game and Saito is the second best pitcher in the Braves’ pen. Venters also pitched 1.1 innings yesterday.
Why is Martinez in the pen if he’s not going to get work in non-save situations? No harm in sending him out there on a short leash.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, there is
with a 4-run lead, he could give up 2 or 3 quickly. That’d be too close for my comfort.
He shouldn’t be on the team, I agree. But I would not put him in here
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I just want him out of the fucking bullpen, he causes me too much stress as you can see.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Whether or not it works out is irrevelant to the decision itself.
That being said, if you can’t trust your setup man to get out pretty much everyone then he isn’t much of a setup man.
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 1, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Shift fucks with my mind.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Nice by Escobar
makes it look so easy lol
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 1, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
weak
you can’t step out during his delivery man
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
This.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Wagner up…ugh…why is Martinez on the fucking roster please?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
In Bobby's defense....
I wouldn’t bring Martinez in to pitch the 9th against the Phillies unless we were up by at least 8 runs.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Me either
maybe 7.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
so you expect him to not pitch any high leverage situations at all then?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Not until he’s had a chance to prove himself in low leverage situations.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
But Bobby doesn’t use him in those either!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m not arguing that…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I expect him
not to pitch at all, honestly
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
It’s still a fairly close game. Why not just shut the door tonight? We used some of the deeper guys yesterday, like Venters and Chavez.
Anyway, Bobby’s not the guy who put Martinez on the roster, I’m assuming. Chris Resop!
I’d love to have Resop instead of Martinez.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Resop could fill the much needed long relief role.
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 1, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
bingo…seemed like a no-brainer to me.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Could I have neither, please. I hate Resop so much
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t buy it at all. Guys just don’t get better when you switch them from RP to SP. The only way he’s for real is if he’s added a pitch or something. Otherwise, it’s just smoke and mirrors.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Do some research into it then. You’re good at that.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
eh
pass. I’m not wasting any time on Poser.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Cop out…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
The component numbers are legitimate though-high K rate, decent walk rate, not an excessive amount of BABIP luck. Maybe a little lower than average HR/F rate, but it’s not extreme, either. his fastball is reportedly getting a lot of movement on it which it never did before.
Well I don't see how his FB could get more movement as a SP
Did he learn a new grip or something? If he did, there’s a chance I’m wrong and he could be something. But I am not optimistic
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe he's a brave next year =)
otherwise i’d go punch him in the face
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Cmon 0-21!
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
WHY ISN'T [reliever] IN THIS GAEM!!11!!!ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!111
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
NOOOO 1-21
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
wouldnt that be 1-22 now?
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 1, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
A fan dropped a hot dog so he was going to grab that.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Werth just hasn't been the same since he shaved.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
AAH!!
I KNEW HE LOOKED DIFFERENT!
I can’t believe I didn’t notice….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, I still love firejoemorgan.com
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
what pitch is that
right down the middle?
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
"By the time the ball approaches the plate, it's almost in the glove. "
Thank you for that insight , Aaron Boone. Did Joe Morgan teach you?
60% of the time, it works every time
He studied on the mountaintop with The Master himself.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Jun 1, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
We don't need to be fixin' Howard and Werth's slump in this game.
We still have to play them tomorrow.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Primary Day here in Alabama
I’m going to watch the late news to check the returns.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
let me know the results
I am in Huntsville myself
by UltimaParadox on Jun 1, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Current returns
Governor (Dem): Ron Sparks
Governor (GOP): James and Byrne in a dead heat
Lt. Gov; (GOP): Kay Ivey
AG (Dem): James Anderson
AG (GOP): Luther Strange
Treasurer (GOP): Young Boozer
One just for you — House Dist. 5: Mo Brooks is beating Griffith, 52 to 33 percent.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
GODDAMNIT
SHUT UP ABOUT THE PHILLIES SLUMP…WE’VE HEARD
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
Yep. I'm sure it was talked about non-stop yesterday's game too.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Niiiiiiice pitch.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
STFD
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
SAITO SAYS STFD!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
We need a translator here, stat!
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
NASTYYYY
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
please
he’s in a semi slump and needs to break out of it in a big way
(0-8 this series with a BB?? i think)
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
wags was definitely hoping for just the one run there
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
You got your wish!
And then some….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I do like hearing them give hinske some love
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
as a former Red Sox and Yankee
they have to love him
by ByrneSupremacy on Jun 1, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
no
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
absolutely not
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Change Teheran with Delgado for Ichiro then you have a deal my friend.
by romone_braves91 on Jun 1, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
HINSKE!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
BAD
ASS.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
Eric Hinske!!!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 11:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
LOL WERTH
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
omg almost inside the park.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
The Phillies have been bad about that whole catching the ball thing tonight
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
LOLWERTH
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
He needs to be in the fucking lineup all the time. God dammit.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
*At all times against RHP.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
2-base error.
I love this.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
He's not on 3rd. Pinch runner... =_=
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
how do you fuck that up?
i coulda fielded that ball
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
Wow!
Nice for Hinske, but what a fail by Werth.
by romone_braves91 on Jun 1, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
was that an official triple or just a double and a error
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
Single and two base error
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm winded just watching Hinske try to run...
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Guys
Hinske is such a winnar. I told you so.
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Yes
He is a True Yankee World Champion
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
With a cool looking swing!
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess I missed something.. Werth is a free agent after this year I'm asusming..
where did this rumor of possibly coming to the Braves come from?
people wishing
he wants 20mil/year no way we pay that
by UltimaParadox on Jun 1, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I doubt he gets 20mil/year…..16mil/year tops. Still, not sure we can afford that.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
not a rumor. We just want him.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
We will not get Jason Werth.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey now, you’re an ALL STAR!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 11:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
damn
Phillies BP is gonna be tanked tomorrows
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
BOOOo
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
we should just sign anyone that used to play tor the yankees….they are know how to winz
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
SAC FLY!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
Why Pinch Run Hinske with Blanco on third? That’s a big fuck you to Blanco. Just saying.
by romone_braves91 on Jun 1, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
ODARP rules.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
Hell yeah!
Good shit Marteeeen!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 11:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
MARTEEEEENNNNN
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
I actually really like white on the team….if only as a defensive replacement/pinch runner
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
He was being a PITA when he was on base.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Who just said "OOOOOHHHH"?
That was funny.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
I said ooh on that one
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
+1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
What's the word on Schafer in Gwinnett?
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
seems like he's "just missing" a lot
which makes me confident he’ll get out of it soon
by CalBravesFan on Jun 1, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward's fouls are just like Howard.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Damn he rocked that one
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
I love the "Let's go Heyward" chant!
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
There we go. He is a god.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
walks are boring
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Hooray for OBP Right guys? Right?
No ok you’re right
by CalBravesFan on Jun 1, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward gets offered first base as a sacrifice AGAIN....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
Heyward is so fucking good
how often does he walk after falling behind 0-2…its incredible
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
lol…it certainly feels like it does though, I know what you’re saying.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
For J-Hey's walks
Think you can fit a pimp hat on the walking man?
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
+1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
heavy with the sarcasm
If on-base percentage is so important, then why don’t they put it up on the scoreboard?
by ByrneSupremacy on Jun 1, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward's not helping my fantasy team with those walks...
But I love what he does for the Braves.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
You need a fantasy team that takes OBP into account, my friend.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m guessing….blanco stays in to play left….infante comes in to play third…chipper takes off after this ab
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Emptying the Phillies' bullpen....
LOVE IT.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
yay
more phillies bullpen…they’ll have no one left tomorrow
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
haha
just who we need to get him going!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Nate needs a pick me up hit man...get him in there
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
lol
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s thinking of mixing some Dusty Baker’ing in, too…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Like the McRib?
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i miss this
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
we had something like it in HS…not quite the same
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
haha
I am a Ribhead.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
another Simpsons quote…..Beard is losing his cred
by romone_braves91 on Jun 1, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
/cry
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve heard that they’re not that bad.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Who hasn't phillie used today
just Lidge?
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
explain me to the logic of raping your pen when it's a 5 run game?
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
+1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
ESPN bottom line claims
Urban Meyer was suffering from esophogeal spasms (from fellating Tim Tebow)
by fphjr01 on Jun 1, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
so the Tebow juice caused it...wow. Get Tebow some tail
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
Have you seen Tebow's girlfriend?

God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
he's mega christian
probably hates gay people…even hot lesbians
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
What about to Mega Christians…?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
My wife is really Catholic, she’s like a Shiite Catholic.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
gaffigan?
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Love that guy
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty big hands.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
omg
i was debating on watching porn tonight…..not anymore
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
lol
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet she’s real smart.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
he’s not hitting it so it doesn’t matter. I bet somebody else is though.
by romone_braves91 on Jun 1, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahaha
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Jun 1, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
UGH The Atlanta WNBA team is losing. I didn't even realize there was still a WNBA...
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Atlanta has another basketball team? Do they run isos for their best player 95% of the time?
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
I’m pretty sure the league has lost money every single year of its existence
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
There's probably some government incentive program for them to continue.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
I’m pretty sure its the NBAs….helps them attract the women audience to their own league
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Women don't watch sports (or enough to care about other women). The only reason women watch sports is because they find the men who are playing attractive.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
OK I mean Lesbian community
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Watson said Mike Port, baseball’s vice president of umpiring, planned to speak with Hohn about the situation.
“Is it going to be stern? I don’t know,” Watson said. “Probably will be.”
Nice timing assholes
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
I GIVE UP

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Jun 1, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
…
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome
Happily supporting non-championship teams and self-medicating since 1996.
by chantshuffler on Jun 1, 2010 11:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh, Grandpa
No me gusta.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
old man FAIL
RETIRE CHIPPER GODDAMNIT YOU’RE SO FUCKING BAD
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
Man..
I understand they usually give the shortstop the bag.. but that was borderline ridiculous right there..
Here comes Venters
The Non-Save situation Closer
by romone_braves91 on Jun 1, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
…..?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The Braves don't do that
and I haven’t heard of anyone doing it in the last 10 years or so. It’s inconsiderate to the ticket buyers
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
It was only a hour delay.
Not that big of a deal.
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 1, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Venters for the 9th instead of Wagner!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
3 more outs
til 1 1/2 games up.
WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOO!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
I hope not “overrated”. That’s the stupidest chant ever
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
didnt sound like that
kinda sounded like chipper jones
by Delaware Boiler on Jun 1, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously?
Damn.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
And the phillies
haven’t scored more than 3 in that time!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet Martin can't dunk.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
Heyward said he could dunk since like 7th grade lol
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
reminds of this guy I knew if 5th grade. of course he went on to deal drugs and heyward went on to become Pujols, but other than that…pretty much the same
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank God
he did not want to play basketball…
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
So close Prado.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Venezuelan's Can't Jump.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Jesus Christ, I understand the whole neighborhood thing, but did anyone but me notice how far off they were from 2b? It was at least 4 ft.
Happily supporting non-championship teams and self-medicating since 1996.
by chantshuffler on Jun 1, 2010 11:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Want a vidro here....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
When does he explode?
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
So he completed his HR rehab after Heyward’s HR?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Venters at 96.
Daaaaaamn.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
He got the cheat codes from Livan.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Honestly...
I think Ubaldo is one of my favorite young players.
He has a great attitude and genuinely loves to play the game. As long as he’s not pitching against the Braves, I’ll always root for him.
-C
I heard his voice for the first time today. I expected it to be much deeper for some reason.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Up up down sown left right left right B A B A Start
Happily supporting non-championship teams and self-medicating since 1996.
by chantshuffler on Jun 1, 2010 11:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Venters=potential replacement for Wags?
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
You forget about Kimbrel?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah i did...my bad
Venters is the 2nd string LOOTB…nothing more
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
doubtful
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope we deal Resop soon
I’m getting antsy for a trade
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
+1
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn son...
You’ve got some serious hate for Resop, don’t ya? :-p
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't mind giving Resop a chance
but I would rather see an exiting trade. I love trades.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
*exciting
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh...
we sure like to make things interesting don’t we
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
He's just setting up the triple play.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
+1
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
But Francoeur
plays for the Mets…
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That was hilarious. I almost cried when I watched that. Pretty sure I saw it live too on the tv.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
good thinking
always one step ahead of the game that Venters is…
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Been listening to the game...
got home from work in time to jump on TC and hopefully see the Rainbow Llamasaurus tonight.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
Let's put some gas on this fire
bring in Martinez
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
Hey McCann, how about calling something offspeed?
Venters does have a sweet fastball…but come on.
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 1, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
I'll talk to you after we win.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Venters=Scorned Acosta lover?
Happily supporting non-championship teams and self-medicating since 1996.
by chantshuffler on Jun 1, 2010 11:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Sorry, I think I had a point somewhere in there but I am drunk. However, it hadn’t felt this fuckin good to be a braves fan in quite some time. All hail Heyward and go Bravos!
Happily supporting non-championship teams and self-medicating since 1996.
by chantshuffler on Jun 1, 2010 11:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
lol
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Random question?
Who had the best fatality? I am going to throw out there Scorpion taking his mask off and burning the guy alive with his flame breath.
by romone_braves91 on Jun 1, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
This needs to be photoshopped.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m sure you’ll be all over that.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
That could be a little over my head. I’ll see what I can do.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
gah wrong one...
I googled “mortal kombat finishing move” and this was like the first link
Big K there....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
YEAH!
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Venters is bringing the heat tonight.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
PS
Tebow isn’t dating chick pictured above. Debunked rumor. Thanks internet.
Just missed the vidro.....2 outs.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
Don't look now
but Glaus is second in RBI with 40. Good job Wren, good job.
Wren sucks. Fire him. He traded Javy for Melky.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
by Scott Coleman on Jun 1, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Nuh-uh
It was Javy and Boone Logan for Melky.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Very.
And to think, 90% of the people on TC were saying it was the worst signing ever back in April…. rolls eyes
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhhh
ONE MORE OUT!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
I want to see that again before I disagree...
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Yunel looked a little lazy turning that one
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
No, Venters took forever to give Esco the ball.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Dammit
Victorino can’t just let one go, can he?
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
Did you see how many steps he took?
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Venters doesn't look like the kinda guy that would throw as hard as he does
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
ONE MORE STRIKE!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
0-2; in the words of Mortal Kombat
FINISH HIM!!
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 1, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
I think troys been doin pilates
Happily supporting non-championship teams and self-medicating since 1996.
by chantshuffler on Jun 1, 2010 11:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
What game are you watching?
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
Hmm…feel like I’ve heard that before.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL, that wasn't a strike. But I would have swung at it.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Gah
Just end it already.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
fuck fuck fuck
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Blah....just lay down and die, Phillies!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
oh sweet lord...
bases loaded for howard??
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK. Here comes Wags.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
OMFG
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Aw fudge
…now you bring in Wags….bad Bobby
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
Ummm
Yeah, we need Wags.
I’m thinking 3 pitch K of Howard here.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Walk Ryan Howard. The only way the Phils win is if he gets pitches to hit. YOu gotta take that chance away.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Good lord.
Billy Wagner is gonna be so pissed, he’s gonna throw 105.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
Yeah, they made him warm up twice and then gave him the bases loaded with Howard at the plate.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Walk Howard intentionally....despite bases loaded?
cries
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
no
then a double clears bases and ties game…
pitch to him
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm scared...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
D'backs
got D-train from the Tigers. I guess they really needed him, what with all the bad pitching they have
and the guy going back is name Billy Buckner. I would have said “no thanks” if I was the Tigers. That name is cursed.
by romone_braves91 on Jun 1, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
whats crazy
is that they are going to take on all of the salary
by UltimaParadox on Jun 1, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Venters has been plunking people lately
whats up with that
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
Gnatspos lost. Sweet. I didn't realized they took the lead in the top of the 9th.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
We did NOT just hit Utley to get to Howard

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
don't know why anyone is worried
howard is no brooks conrad
They were tied for last as of this morning anyways.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Red Stripe guy has NO PANTS!
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Love the No Pants Commercial. Still not wearing any.
I hate Howard’s foul balls!
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
Very dangerous situation for the Braves
Howard expects the 97 mile fastball…but a sick slider might find a whole and score runs.
Oh Venters

With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Jun 1, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
If I'm the Phillies, I don't like this matchup.
But since I’m a Braves fan, I like it. A lot.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
I don't wanna look
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
Making Howard look loike an amateur.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Jun 1, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Howard has no career HRs off Wagner...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
Please say that after the at bat next time.
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
1 more strike!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
0-2
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
0-2
alright Wags…make Howard your bitch!!!
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
DONT FUCKING HANG IT
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
YEAH!!!
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
BIRTHDAY RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS! FIRST PLACE IS FAR MORE DELICIOUS THAN CAKE
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"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
For once, the cake is NOT a lie.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
um what was in that calzone I had tonight
stumbles
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 1, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone iChop

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
BRAVES WIN!!
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
BRAVES WIN!!!
FUCK YEAH. 1 and a half up!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
Cue my little rainbow friend
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
its still a save….tying run was at the plate
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_a_%27save%27_in_baseball
Just for reference.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
How I can remember obscure shit about errors not counting for perfect games...
and not how saves work makes me sad and makes me look like even more of an asshole.
In other words, just another day at the office.
by DogDaysofSummer on Jun 1, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
lol…right
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Wagner says
“Ryan Howard blows….this is how you shut him down…”
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
Good night everyone!
God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.
wooooooooooooooooooooo
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Wtf….is….that?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Can you imagine if we extend this into a 9 game winning streak? ZOMG!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Jun 1, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
VICTORY!!!!!!
going for the sweep tomorrow!!!!
by SouthernPanther on Jun 1, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
the Moe break-dancing one is still the best
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Wags comes in, throws 3 pitches...
And says “see? Like it ain’t no THANG.”
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
this is new!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 1, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll have to check the stats, but.....
Talking Chop GT comment record: BROKEN!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
I don’t knowwhat is going on here
We have traded away great players for less than nothing and let Texierra walk away, and much much more so pray that Hayward is sent from God and that his energy can ignite the veterans and cause the younger players to hustle more and play winning baseball...
Oh Bubb Rubb
I can never get enough of you
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Jun 1, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome!
We even get to cap it off with the laundromat meth commercial!
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
One more time! Come on, iChop

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
It's been fun everybody
Have a great night. I’ll miss the GT tomorrow, but keep it goin strong without me!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- You know he's gonna get you, you just never know when or where."
30 Wins!!
What a great 7 straight wins by Braves!
POWAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
that was painful to watch. I had to take the opportunity since I don’t get many on TV, but I could have sworn I was watching the local Philly broadcast and not ESPN.
every at bat it was what the Phillies did wrong, never what the Braves did right….
very frustrating.
Aaron Boone is really parlaying is one decent moment in MLB to a nice broadcasting career.
by JadedMayberry on Jun 1, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Nationals had a game stolen from them
James T Paulson
by Jtpdolphins2009 on Jun 1, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
Um...
Tim Hudson is good at baseball…Troy Glaus is good at baseball…Billy Wagner is good at baseball…Jason Heyward is good at baseball…Martin Prado is good at baseball…the Braves are really really good at baseball
Phillies fans are upset about ESPN
and them appointing him Black Jesus
by Delaware Boiler on Jun 1, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
Braves
have the best home record in the majors.

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