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Open Thread 5/6: Braves at Nationals #2

Runz AND hitz thread for the Braves.

We need hits and runs. And then some more hits. And a few more runs too.

Go Braves and beat the Nationals!

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This offense

is pathetic

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 6, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

This offense only hopes that on its best day it can be labeled pathetic

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET’S GOOOOOOOOO!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

This will be the HIT thread.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

We really need to time those better.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The run scoring base hit thread.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

if we get no hit again im giving up on the season!!!!!!

by ccoolguy2003 on May 6, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Also

Photobucket

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 6, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

this!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think this is when a no hitter is not impressive.

by romone_braves91 on May 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

game over.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

the game wasn’t over before that hr?

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUC KFUCK FUCKF UFKCKCKC

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahahahahahaah

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

You suck at making new threads at the right time…just want you to know that.

:)

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

All we can do is laugh now

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may have to cry myself to sleep tonight if we get no no’d again.
 
The sad thing? I’m not even trying to be funny.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh...

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Dunn HR thread… /cry

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn...

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t care about the final score now. I just want a hit

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

This is me as well.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we should have signed that guy?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone should have thought of that last year, and we could have discussed it some.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This isn’t seriously happening again, is it?

Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.

by Richard R on May 6, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Now is the time on Sprockets when Kimbrel makes his ML debut and pulls an anti-Devine.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Gives up a negative grand slam? How is that possible?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE score 4 runs somehow.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahah +a million

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Goddammit Bobby take your fucking heart medicine!”
 
“Okay okay!”

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 runs should NOT be the death of any SP.

But on our team, it seems to be the mountain too high to climb.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Except if your name is Lowe.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I usually expect at least a hit

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d pull up that quote from Dodgeball…but too pissed right now

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That got it from me :)

by HEYJUDE on May 6, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m betting Matty D breaks through next hitting and smacks a hit. Payback for those shitty calls on him

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

inning*

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m betting that black hole of offense swings and misses 3 straight pitches.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game isn’t over.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

we’ve still got an angry Matty D on our side!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 6, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-p

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell no!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOBODY PANIC! EVERYTHING IS FINE!

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL!

by BraveSaluki on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you. I couldn’t remember the exact line.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Olsen makes it to the ninth with two outs, I want to see Bobby rush out and start a huge scene and get thrown out.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

yup…that was a strike for Olsen

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

if I ever get the “honor” of meeting a MLB umpire, i’ll probably get arrested for doing something I shouldnt

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a former mlb umpire who used to do my high school and college games

biggest piece of shit ever. I was getting an award one year and he was the “featured guest speaker” at the banquet, and he bragged about all the different ways he threw people out of games. Really gave me a bad impression of umpires in general. On top of that he was a huge douche during games.

by Qtips on May 6, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

British elections update

A group of people are chanting “Yes, we cahn.” It’s funnier to actually hear it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

“Look what I found,” said Omar as he threw to first.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Good play by Infante.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap… did the game just start or something?

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s weak. The Kings had like 27 wins this year. Beat that.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

so far...

this is worse than the last no-no. atleast last time we drew like 9 walks…

by SouthernPanther on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t believe Chip just said money-shot

by swainzy on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m sure it was preceded by some fisting.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Long and deep

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 6, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I think he says these things on purpose to see if he can get away with it.

by swainzy on May 6, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Tommy Smothers of our time.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

how long ago was it when we hit a HR in like 25 straight games? I miss those days

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

04 right?

Sheff, Chip, Drew, Andruw…holy cow

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was 2003 when we had Drew, right?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t it 03? I know that was the year we had one of the best offenses in history.

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 6, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huddy working hard here.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

OK OFFENSE – DO SOMETHING.

That’s a command.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce baby Jesus, lying there in your manger…

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for Diaz to plant one in the upper deck

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Virtual Standing O for Tim.

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, let's play a game my fellow TCers...

everyone read this comment and then count to 3. Once you hit 3, type “HITS HITS HITS!” and post it. They did this in some thread last year and it worked and the team won too.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

HITS HITS HITS!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

HITS! HITS! HITS!

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 6, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re losing 250 to 1 right now.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

250 to 0**

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wash 2 runs 5 hits 0 errors
Atl 0 runs 0 hits 1 error
 
250-1

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, this guy on the Snapple commercial on mlb.tv – he was on Street Smarts. Anyone else remember that show?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Those were some of the stupidest people that I have ever seen.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

HITS, HITS, HITS!

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

HITS HITS HITS!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

HITS HITS HITS

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

HITS HITS HITS!

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 6, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

c-c-c-combo breaker

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 6, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

How’d you keep bacon around without Llamasaurus eating it?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Heyward on the bench?

Maybe he could come in and break this shit up.

Also, HITS HITS HITS!

Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.

by Richard R on May 6, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t swing at that Matty!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

AGAIN!!

HITS HITS HITS!"

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Smoltz said this broke his no-no up... gonna give it a try.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

ZAGNUT ZAGNUT ZAGNUT

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

If they make some Web Gem the game is over and that player will be the new DeWayne Wise.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I walk out and come to this… wow

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 6, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ON!!

HITS HITS HITS!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

OH WHAT THE HELL

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Hits hits hits
 
Also, rally bacon is good. Rally nachos are better. Rally bacon nachos = teh best.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I started the game off with a Rally Bacon Swiss Crispy Chicken Sandwich

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF???

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

MATT EFFIN DIAZ

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s three fucking times.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

It was 6 inches off the plate.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesnt matter….if its called…its called

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s bullshit. If the pitch hits the ground in front of the plate, and it is called a strike, it doesn’t matter?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s called it all night dude, I’m pissed off too…but come on

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was more inside than the others, and even still, a ball is a ball is a ball, no matter what the shitty ump says.

I’d rather our guys have good eyes than flail at bad pitches just because the ump sucks.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where the hell is Bobby?

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Ross…gotta break this shit up

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

+ INTERNET

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS IS SO MUCH BULLSHIT

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Funny side note:

Matty was wearing Tommy Boy’s helmet

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm not watching

but on gameday that was inside…

by SouthernPanther on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

D ROSS!!!! THANK GOD

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Why has Cox not gotten thrown out yet?

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

That was so far inside!

This ump FUCKING BLOWS!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

looked like a strike on the replay

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No fucking way. It was a good 4-6 inches inside.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today’s strike zone is wider than Rosie O’Donnell

by swainzy on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROSS!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH!!!!!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

ROSS!!!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

HITS HITS HITS!!!!!!!!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Hallelujah!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Ain’t that a beeeeautiful thing?

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Ross

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

ROSS KILLS THE NO-HITTER! GOOD MAN, ROSS!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Time to go to work now.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you for lobbing Zimmerman!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s been side-arming them all night…not sure

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have been 3rd grade softball lollipops. No major leaguer should throw like that healthy..

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

ERROR!!!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank God. Even though he’s not in the lineup tonight.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

lol this

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

SS got upended like crazy.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

How’s that GG Zim?

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright kids, you know what to do...

RUNS RUNS RUNS!!!!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

The Zimmerman Lob has failed!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Melky with luck?!? WTF?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Baseball gods are fucking this ump for his shittiness now.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

what the hell is wrong with his arm?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Who’s feeling a Heyward PH appearance?

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Bobby is

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I consider it half a victory….the chance for full victory is still on the table.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEYWARD ON DECK! :)

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

SNAP

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

that Dunn HR really hurts right now

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

So close

I was about to swear I’d eat a candy bar if we could pull this game out of the trash. (Haven’t eaten one in prob. 10 years)

by Lizziebeth on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

a) why?
b) I’m holding you to that

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

a) don’t crave them; sugar makes me sleepy, and I don’t like chocolate
b) I said about :)
Hopefully I won’t have to go full force…

by Lizziebeth on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay.. fine….
don’t care… still holding you to it

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh oh. but worth the sacrifice!

by Lizziebeth on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going out, but when we win you need to go out and buy a Cookies and Cream bar

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t…like…chocolate?
I know these words individually, but when you put them together like that, I don’t understand.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t much care for chocolate, but a candy bar every now and then is nice.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, I can really make some fast friends with leftover Halloween minis!

by Lizziebeth on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO VIDRO NATE!
 
Get Jay Hey up with a chance to take the lead with a bomb.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

please get on base nate

then let jhey save us with a grand slam

by SouthernPanther on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

RUNS RUNS RUNS!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

c'mon NASTY NATE!

love to see a deep fly right here

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

H-O-H-O-M, H-O-M-E-R-U-N. HOMERUN clap clap McLouth!

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Olsen: God damn fucking ground crew.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

+ 1 for Huddy!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swing or no swing on 3-1?

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean yes.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take a walk too.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

First time tonight he’s looked rattled…. keep up the pressure.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

MCLOUTH!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MAN…THIS IS INTENSE

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, this is great!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

single for Nate!!! BASES LOADED FOR JHEY!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Here he comes…..

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

RUNZZZ

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

or not

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

NATE!

Dirty Jungle of Love

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Too much speed on the basepaths right now.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Blargh. No RBI. :-( Let's go JHEY!

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases juiced for PH.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

HEYWARD HEYWARD HEYWARD

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Nasty Nate

for the fckin win!!! Come on Heyward!!!

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

No Vidro! No Vidro! No Vidro!!!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, this was before Heyward batted.

Get the F off me!

:)

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, I noticed that after I typed it. My bad. :)

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bases loaded!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Truth. One run doesn’t matter at this point.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bringing in a RHP

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

clippard I believe…has he pitched in every game?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heward is coming up and Olsen is done. He can still get the loss though.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d let Hudson bat here personally.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

If it was anybody else hitting I’d agree… but it’s JHEY!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

took a second to make

Photobucket
BUT SO WORTH IT

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

ha, nice

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec’d

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

Who was complaining about him playing early in the thread? :)

by HEYJUDE on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward does not care about your double switch

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Jim Riggleman know that you can make a straight substitution and not a double switch

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

don’t think anyone’s told him that

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

hindsight is 20/20 but I wish we ran for ross there

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

No. 1 run isn’t important right now.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

one run here…and one run next inning? It’s not the ninth inning

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t play it like that though.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am applauding for Olsen.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Same here

Dude pitched one hell of a game up to this point.

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, I could have pitched with that zone.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inflated K numbers for sure. But he still pitched a real good game

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he took advantage of it. Timmy didn’t.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

we couldn’t hit anything either

by Hobnail_Boot on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, i go make a turkey burger and we got bases juiced! I must be bad luck :(

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

And don’t come back until you have enough for all of us!

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m already going… see ya guys (and gals)

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

GTFO!!!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Jason Heyward homers here...

I’ll cream my pants. No lie.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

remember what happened when you said you would pee your pants?
REMEMBER!?

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

this would be the sweetest comeback yet

by JC29 on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

2 years ago.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bob Horner. 1984.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

bomb gif. at attention…

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

if heyward homers, we’ll need to make another thread

by Braves Biceps on May 6, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

“If heyward homers, we’ll need to make another website.”
 
FTFY.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

he hits a HR

and i’ll wake up the baby

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

clippard’s due for a bad outing

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s just been awesome this year.

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

so had capps

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

huzzah!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have Heyward truck engine running…

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Why wasn’t that a strike ump? It got to the plate in the air.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

sick cut there

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I Can’t believe how good Clippard is now.

by FitzFan on May 6, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Those last two have been perfect.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

2 BIG cuts from Jason…calm down, kid. A hit works just as well right now!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

HEYWARD!!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

JHEY base hit!!! we’re tied!!!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I used more exclamation points.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEYWARD!!!!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

HEYWARD IS GOD!!!!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I like this new guy.

by musicman on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

OH YEAH YEAHEY HEAYH

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

That

is just as good as a homer. Let’s all CREAM!!! lol

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

MANGASM!

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I need new underoos now.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

and the legend grows!

by JC29 on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

HEYWARD HEYWARD HEYWARD

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

atomic bomb gif Pictures, Images and Photos

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Great hustle by Melky!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

He's 20 years old folks

Holy shitballs.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking this.

Amazing player.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

LETS GET ONE MORE AND GET TIMMY THE WIN!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

NO

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh, I guess you can come back now

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know...

Maybe that vidro happened BECAUSE he came back just then…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh oh..

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks! :)

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 RUNS!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Fly ball here…please.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

He can get the loss, actually.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know that, actually.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not anymore, actually.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on Omar

make sure to bring the wood with you!!!

by SouthernPanther on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

THE MELKMAN with the great baserunning.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

This.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the thread just came. lol

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

One giant collective orgasm

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s get one more and put Huddy in line.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Cmon Omar!
 
U Can Doooooo eeeeeeeeet all night long!

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

3 lifetimes.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a strike.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG…terrible fucking call

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolz

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cocaine’s a helluva drug.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a celebration, BITCHES!!!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

lmao

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a very kinky girl?

by BraveSaluki on May 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The kind you don’t take home to Mother.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should feel great about us scoring and tying it up

But instead I just feel bad for Scott Olsen. He got the DP just Ryan Zimmerman fucked it up.

It’s weird watching these games while being a fan of both teams.

Headlining the Campaign for the return of Ryan Langerhans! MVP 2011!

by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

No, Zimmerman had to make a fantastic play just to get that ball.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then he threw it into the outfield. I hate when the reliever comes in and lets the batters score. Great for us! But poor Scotty Olsen…

Headlining the Campaign for the return of Ryan Langerhans! MVP 2011!

by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't feel bad for him.

We are the team in last place now….

by HEYJUDE on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying that Olsen didn’t get a DP ball. He got a hard-hit ball down the line that his 3rd baseman bailed him out on.

He dug his own grave.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

UGH…worse possible outcome for Infante…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

All we needed was a fly ball…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it good for you?

…sigh…

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t feel my toes.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You two are cracking my shit up over here.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit. oh well. God saved us

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

The Infant with a rally killer

by Cracker! on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

What are you talking about? He didn’t hit a HR.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice reference there. was that fyf?

by Cracker! on May 6, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit omar...

GIDP was the one thing you couldnt do

by SouthernPanther on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward’s pullin a Ruth. Getta hit then have someone else run for you.

by jack dein on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

holy fuck.

noon to 6:30 just like that

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

At least it's a tie game now....

We’re back in this, and there’s no more Olsen!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Hit it hard, nothing you could do

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

damn infante

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

As long as Saito doesn’t come in.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

’Cause he has had 1 bad outing?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather give someone else a shot tonight.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

This kid arouses me. No homo.

Photobucket

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

how can that be no homo?

by SouthernPanther on May 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

in my pants….

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s very homo

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put in Kimbrel clap clap clapclapclap

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope this game goes 15 innings, just so that dickwad behind the plate misses his date that he obviously wanted to get to by calling everything a strike

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh, that tranny will be available later

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope he takes a foul ball off the jugular.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do not approve.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s okay we tied it…and we have our secret weapon now!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

pretty sure heyward’s back out of the game

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

HITS HITS HITS!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh, gotcha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, you do NOT post that while Washington is batting.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only he hit a grand slam and was leading.

Ive been checking espn mlb stats for over a month now waiting to see his face on the rbi spot

by Dawg013 on May 6, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s just crazy…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was

4th in the NL in OPS coming in to today. Saw that on my lunch break today and had to change my shorts

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

glaus hit one to center to nyjer

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

there have been a few

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, at least one

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just seems like we struggle like crazy to hit them.

by get swoll yunel on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, it’s cause we do…doesn’t help when yunel is on 3B either

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang

Tim hudson cant get the win now. Good news is that i have heyward and hes a beast

by Dawg013 on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

1 out!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

another slick play for Prado

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Prads… that a boy.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

It would be awesome

If there were some people on this team hitting other than Prado and Heyward.

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus?

Nate?

Melky?

Chipper?

All have been hitting lately,

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many hits do they have in this particular game?

Seriously, they have averages below .250. They are not hitting well. Accept it.

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

But they have been lately…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they can sustain it, I will be very happy.

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

As will the rest of us.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

You say you are a Nats fan, just sayin’

by HEYJUDE on May 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said I’m a fan of both teams. I’m a Braves fan 1st, so I want the Braves to win.

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAT? That was a strike for Olsen.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

It always seems to happen when a no-no gets broken up. The losing team scores some runs and ruins the guy’s outing.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Quick inning, so we can get the bats back out there

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Yahoo! still claiming it’s the middle of the 8th.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

poor huddy

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

good news, Huddy won’t take the L

by Hobnail_Boot on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

EOF says STFD

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

EOF

nice pitch, BUDDY!

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

EOF

was a great pickup last year. Off the waiver wire

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

The Icelandic version of Jeff

by BraveSaluki on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eyjeffjellejökull?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 outs...

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

3 outs.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

see ya!

i feel a momentum shifter here

by SouthernPanther on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Strikes Eric, strikes…

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I really think Wags needs to pitch next inning no matter what

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Not this.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s bring in Medlen and pretend it’s last night.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

there 2,3,4 with two lefties….please tell me why I am wrong again?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because we should save him for when we need him.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

so not

like when their best hitters are up in a tie game…ok justin you are right as always

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then, if we are tied later, and they have runners on, who do you pitch?

You save your closer for the high-leverage situation. A fresh inning is not high-leverage.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Besides, we still have some lefties in the ’pen.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you imagine if Kimbrel has to come in for the save tonight? Like if Wags, PeMo and Saito have already pitched and he was the only option. That’d be nuts.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kimbrel needs to pitch the 9th if we are still tied. Throw him right into the fire!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. Because he will not give up a GS.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

why not?

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because you can’t give up a GS when you K the 3 batters you face.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Derrick Lowe could.

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uno, dos, tres!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

3 outs....quick 1-2-3 inning

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright…I got a feeling Glaus is gonna do work…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

This.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

EOF… pitching like a champ this year.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

alright

lets end it right here in the 9th

by SouthernPanther on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

U want jersey?

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

don’t believe so

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Side note: Haren has 7 K’s in 3 innings pitched.

by romone_braves91 on May 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Woot! Fantasy bonus!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly. On my team too.

by romone_braves91 on May 6, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's keep it going!

HITS HITS HITS!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Hits. Hits. Hits!!!!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Triple Nut (1 for each)

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I’ve only watched the last 2 innings. They have been interesting, to say the least.

by DogDaysofSummer on May 6, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Aghh…careful Odarp. And that was ball 2…

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I love how, when Martin fell down, Chino in the dugout was all, “And…?” His face betrayed absolutely no reaction.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Woah. Pitcher almost broke an ankle

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

If Chipper did that they would have had to cart him off.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

lmao

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

would he have kept his dip in though?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swang at balls 2 AND 3 now…

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s just trying to protect with how the zone has been…sucks

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha +22

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Note to Prado: Ball at your hat bill are not strikes.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

today they are

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looks like my mom’s little yippee dog went out to the mound and took a leak

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

wow...

this guy likes it up and inside

by SouthernPanther on May 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Scott Olsen looks like Logan Schafer in his gameday pic

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought he looked more like anime than anything else.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are playing so much better this game. It’s remarkable.

by ATLforlife on May 6, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

let me guess, Horford is playing longer than 10 min. right?

by romone_braves91 on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Horford last night 1-7.

He has 16 points tonight. Johnson also playing well. All in all a much better game for ATL.

Oh and Dwight Howard was unstoppable early on, but he and Gortat both have 3 fouls… all good signs for the Hawks.

by ATLforlife on May 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn…right off the end of the bat

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Meh...

At least it was a 9 pitch AB for Prado.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Nuts…I thought that was up the middle.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Moylan and Wagner up in the pen

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Tyler’s glasses were starting to fog up.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re due for a HR Chipper.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

A lot of our team is due for a homer, haha

by ATLforlife on May 6, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

sad but true.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t crowhop in the infield

by Lizziebeth on May 6, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s play 20.

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

nooo the Braves win in 9 tonight…Flash Forward is on at 7

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Office, Community, I have to watch last night’s Modern Family too.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as we play a whole number of innings, I'm fine with it.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re a clever one.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am so smrt! S-M-R-T!

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

/living room burns down

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noooooooo!

That’s where the PS3 is.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap… can’t believe that wasn’t a strike.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Matty’s cussin’ (albeit glad for Chipper)

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

And yet again.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper takes the walk...

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for my prediction to come true

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

OUR prediction.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

despite his best efforts to prove us wrong, it worked!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That may have been a 2-bagger with anyone else playing 3rd.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Base on Balls!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Did anyone else see Clippard huffing and puffing?

He looked so nervous it was ridiculous.

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Troy…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring the POWAH!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok guys

who knew heyward wasn’t starting and picked him for P2C in NAHWAL?

by atl192485 on May 6, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Troy – feeeel the nut.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Atta boy!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

no DP

anything but that. just strike out, so we have 1 more at bat

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

HELL YES!!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Zimmerman

is throwing awesome today!

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

HEADS UP BASE RUNNING BY GRANDPA

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

this

i thought for sure he’d stop…. awesome, heads up play

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

good base running by Chipper

by JC29 on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper baby! Pretending it’s 1995.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOO!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Zimmerman is goddamn Santa Claus for us tonight.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Chipper playing 3rd for both sides tonight?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we please cash in on this.Please?

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Zimmerman may get MVP for us tonight. lol

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

alright matty d

no dp and no strike out…PLEASE

by SouthernPanther on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

If only because his decibel level is lower.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for Zimms. He has made two incredible stops, and then 2 horrible throws.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Why? He is a great person and a great ballplayer.

Respek. *Snaps fingers

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a good player but I’m not going to feel bad because he messed up. If the ball hits a pebble sure. Not when he’s causing his own pain.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah the first half of that play was pretty good. he’s been struggling with his accuracy though since I’ve been watching.

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deeeeep fly ball here MattyD. Get your redemption for the shitty calls.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

These are the Natinals we remember

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Tap Chipper in…. Tap tap tap him in… Taaaaap him in

by BraveSaluki on May 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

hot tag

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on May 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s your home…don’t you like your home?

by Lizziebeth on May 6, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper

has his bags packed and wants to go home. Send him home Matty. lol

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 6, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zimmerman thought he was Jeter for a sec there.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Diaz has gotta do it again…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Zimmerman

That’s what they get for tooting his horn too much in this game!

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

HITS HITS HITS!!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Quick...

clone Heyward and get him in the on deck circle

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Steal home Chipper

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

One time I took off my skate and tried to stab someone with hit. I’m the first person who ever did that.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha the fastest 3 minutes in sports right there…or is that a BMac triple?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

please be patient Matt….for the love of heyward….

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

He listened to you. YOU GOT THROUGH TO HIM!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF RIGHT NOW

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clippard is WILD.

Whoever hits next needs to take a few.

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

he isn’t even close. rossy’s a dp canidate, though

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

no DP, matty d.

hit the ball in the effing air

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded...

Ross coming to the plate!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

com on cap caveman!

by sepulcher on May 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

God, I’m so nervous right now.

Wait, we’re still talking about the British elections, right?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

SUICIDE SQUEEZE

if we had someone fast on third I’d love to see a Suicide Squeeze. It’s may favorite play in baseball.

However, Chip is on third…

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Element of surprise!

by BraveSaluki on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus Zimm can’t throw

by BraveSaluki on May 6, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

a walk, I’ll take it…I ONLY WISH IT HELPED US SCORE RUNS

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we PHJH a second time?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Ross - time to be the HERO again!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Deeeep fly ball, walk or base hit here Rossy. I’d be down with that.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Or anything in the air to the outfield…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, we are no-hit for 7, and then load the bases in the 8th and 9th innings?

Gotta love the no-quit in this team.

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s allll in the hips yeah, it’s all in the hips… it’s all… sorry. Once you get me started I can’t stop.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Just hit it in the air, please.

by Lennox on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

ROSS

IF U GET US A RUN I LOVE U

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I really thought, if Matty D was called out on the inside pitch again – he would have hit the ump with the bat.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

And dragged him by hair back to the dugout, where he would scrawl a picture of it on the wall.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Diaz drew a 5 pitch walk...now I have seen everything.

You know a guy is throwing wil when Diaz draws a 5 pitch walk.

by letsgobravos on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Please hit a flyball….thats all i ask

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, ROSS!

Anyone remember when we had Corky Miller? Those were not good times.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

That kid from Life Goes on who had Down’s syndrome? I remember that.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I just threw up in my mouth…

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So…did Ross read this and think I missed Corky or something?

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s 1….

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY DID HE SWING?????

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

no clue…it would be 3-0

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was the first strike he’s thrown to Ross.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Atlanta Braves:Clippard::The Atlanta Braves:Brad Lidge?

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

talk about pissing away a game!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wife: “What if he hits a grand slam? DO NOT wake up the baby.”

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

do it!

The baby should see the replay.

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

as i type that we hit into a double play

hopefully you held in the profanity.

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

just got up and got another beer. could be a long night.

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tuned in when I found out we were getting no hit.

So since then it’s actually been pretty pleasant. Still, it was in the palm of our hands. I feel like the Nationals have the momentum at the moment.

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

you missed nothing

except a whole lot of cursing at our bats and 2 innings of “not again”

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Rossy….fight him!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

It's

time to be the bawse Ross!!!

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 6, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Its ok….melkys up next

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Funny…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ross is in Frenchy mode now.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah, he is about to get his 7th pitch.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, David!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I would love to see a walk. Or a productive out. Or something.

by ATLforlife on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

So....not the Vidro?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN GIDP!!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

told you!
haha

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking unbelievable

actually no….pretty believable

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Really? NOTHING???

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

terrible fucking at bat

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf

i have a terrible feeling now

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

God Damnit.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Ross… I did not enjoy that. Not… one… bit.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear god...what an effing joke.

Worst pitching in the history of baseball and he gets bailed out by a GIDP. FUCK.

by letsgobravos on May 6, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

That’s the definition of great pitching.

by poormrtoad on May 6, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO...if you think that dude pitched well you are on crack.

He was all over the place and all but handed us a couple of runs.

by letsgobravos on May 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Getting a GIDP is called good pitching. He got into a jam and got out of it. He was effectively wild.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sarcastic or not...

the key to good pitching. I promise!

by poormrtoad on May 6, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

37 PAs...4 GIDP

coming into tonight

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basking in his awesomeness.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bite thy tongue!

…or typing fingers.

by ATLforlife on May 6, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll hold him down. You bite his fingers off…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i could

punch you straight in the nuts. watch your mouth.

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well. Not much to say about that.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Cause McCann has been sucking lately and Ross is good.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Ross got a hit in his last Ab.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ross could strike out 5 more times this game

and it would be ok since he broke up the no-no

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol…see above!

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dog is predicting Eric Hinske drives in the winning run in the 10th.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course, she also predicted the Lions to win the Super Bowl. So take her prognostications with a grain of salt.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

We want extras!

*clap clap clapclapclap

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHA… I swear I clicked post before I saw that.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh god…stirkes Eric, strikes.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Before you all crucify Ross - remember...

He broke up the no-hitter earlier.
.
So, even though I want to choke him right now, I gotta appreciate that.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

And scored the 1st run.

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Is NCChopper gonna have to choke a Ross?”

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

with both hands … now stop that.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats 2 Rick James quotes

in a thread, achievement unlocked

by Cracker! on May 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude

this ump blows…so inconsistent

by SouthernPanther on May 6, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

This fucking team, I swear. Good or bad, you can debate. But this is the most frustrating Brave team I’ve followed in my 20 years of Braves fandom.

by Cracker! on May 6, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

this team is shockingly similar to last years team, in terms of how they frustrate you. At least this time we have Heyward killing it to raise our spirits.

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Without a doubt

Just a strange team, hard to explain. Too many ups and downs for me. I guess I’m fragile.

by Cracker! on May 6, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff walk. Are you shitting me?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Why EOF again???

Pull him now, Bobby!

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

He is. Thankfully…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He should have never started the inning. He is a LOOGY, not a middle reliever.

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for Dave

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

This…or Wags. I can live with Wags coming in now that they have a runner on.

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

bastard

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He shouldn’t have started the inniing, but now we are in trouble. bring him in.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize Dunn was out of the game either when i said that earlier

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, because your best reliever should be on the mound when the game is on the line, not saved in case your team gets an extra inning lead.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 6, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was like… he’s catching though?

Then I remembered we have an eccentric Aussie in the pen.

by ATLforlife on May 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

KIMBREL

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

we'll see

the all caps was to signify that’s who i wanted them to put in.

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

but no, it's moylan.

Probably for the best.

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by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon first pitch vidro...

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, second pitch vidro...?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Third pitch?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t it off Moylan?

by ATLforlife on May 6, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Zimmy baby… keep up that good work you’ve been doing for us.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

motherfuck

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck...

This isn’t going to end well :(

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

No. It is May. That is why we are not going to the playoffs.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

just like last year, right?

by Fatvirus on May 6, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

When we got swept by the Reds and natinals late in the season?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAGNER!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Zimmerman

is good at baseball.

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate everything.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I doubt they have our ineptness and wont fuck this up

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I say IBB Dunn here.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunn is out.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

this does not look good.

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

If only we could trade them a brave hitter here. It would be home to first DP.

by Cracker! on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

wait......

Willie Harris…..hmmmmm

by Cracker! on May 6, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch. Per Chip...

Peter inherited 4 baserunners so far, 2 have scored.
This doesn’t look promising.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Think of it this way....

at least we didn’t get no hit again

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

MASN announcer

Was so stoked for that hit. He was yelling “COME ON. COME ON. RUN! RUN!”.
If the Nats weren’t playing the Braves I’d love the Nationals spirit. But they are, so BBBOOOOO

Headlining the Campaign for the return of Ryan Langerhans! MVP 2011!

by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, it’s fucking Rob Dibble…the guy is horrendous.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have it muted.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

normally I like them. That was pretty terrible there though. A little too much. Sounded like some dude drinking on the couch with his buddies.

Headlining the Campaign for the return of Ryan Langerhans! MVP 2011!

by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know who you’ve been listening to. Dibble is always like that.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the first time I've heard him be THAT much of a homer.

Normally I’m watching as a NATS fan though, so when I’m watching the Braves play I notice it much more as being a negative.

Headlining the Campaign for the return of Ryan Langerhans! MVP 2011!

by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s, literally, always that bad.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

A tiresome, obnoxious joke

At the very least, this damned seres is over and I don’t have to put up with their 4th rate coverage. I know a lot of people hate Chip but he’s a walk in the park compared to that bunch of no talent, screaming clowns.

by Sam Jethroe on May 6, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can’t say this often about a game you were no-hit for 7 innings, but we should have won

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Gaaaar, Peter.

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on May 6, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

except not.

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on May 6, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

OUTS! OUTS! OUTS!!!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

crap if they try a squeeze

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on

Moylan get us out of this mess!!!

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 6, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

or he could just do that

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a sad panda now :(

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

…let’s not hit him now.

by strider15 on May 6, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

NO NO NO NO

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to go EOF. Nice job with the walkoff walk.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Why was he out there in the first place???

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby Cox at his best

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Usually, I can understand Bobby’s thinking with the pitching moves – but not that one.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

...sigh

epic fail…Bases loaded with 1 out and we GIDP….game over

by SouthernPanther on May 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Leadoff walks kill

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Why not Wagner?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Rob Dibble.... GO KILL YOURSELF

4/4/10
The Braves will win 90 games this year.

BEEMER BENZ OR BENTLY

by nick9314 on May 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

As soon as Willie Harris was announced, we were doomed.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

hmm

how deflating.

Headlining the Campaign for the return of Ryan Langerhans! MVP 2011!

by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s ok. We got no-hit for 7 full innings. We managed to tie it up. I’m not that mad.

by BullManUGA on May 6, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I love this team

They can find new ways to lose

by Cracker! on May 6, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Our team is wackkkk

4/4/10
The Braves will win 90 games this year.

BEEMER BENZ OR BENTLY

by nick9314 on May 6, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking unreal

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jason needs to heal and FAST

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Another ex-Brave kicking our ass...

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

…again.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better hope we play a ton better in Philly...

otherwise we are going to be swept. We are one of the worst teams in baseball and Cox/the front office needs to do something before this season is a wash.

by letsgobravos on May 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh good lord. We are not close to being one of the worst teams in baseball.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Justin

We should find stretches where great teams went 12-16. I’m sick of the negativity

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL…yeah, cause we haven’t done that before.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, it is just ridiculous.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should have qualified that by saying we are "playing like" one of the worst teams in baseball...

What pisses me off is that this team had the potential to be an elite team this year. If I thought we were going to suck, I would not be all that disappointed that we ended up being a bad team. Some help on offense and our pitchers getting healthy/more consistent and we could be really good.

by letsgobravos on May 6, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only someone would just ban you…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 6, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are entitled to your opinion

and I am entitled to mine. I think our team is playing really poorly and something needs to be done to turn things around. It is still early enough to where a move could have a big impact and turn things around.

What do you think our record will be in 2 months without a change of some kind?

by letsgobravos on May 6, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 games behind the Phillies. Bank it.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok...

I will make a note of this and I will eat a big pile of crow if we are 2 games back of the Phillies in 2 months without making a major move to bolster our lineup.

by letsgobravos on May 6, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on if our hitters start hitting to their potential or not

Our lineup isn’t horrible, but a lot of our lineup is playing pretty horribly at this point. Chipper, McLouth, Glaus, Diaz and the like are hitting worse than they should be. If they hit like they normally do, we’ll be fine.

Headlining the Campaign for the return of Ryan Langerhans! MVP 2011!

by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

All of those guys turning things around...

is a lot to ask for. If we made a move and brought in a great hitter, it would do a ton to turn things around right now IMO. With Prado and Heyward playing so well, the addition of one more big bat might be enough to jump start the offense. It’s obviously not a guarantee, but sticking with what we have now is not going to get the job done IMO.

by letsgobravos on May 6, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

the left fielders we have playing for us right now

really needs to get it going
at this rate they will be worse than garret anderson :(

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Can you imagine if we kept Heyward in the minors to start the year? Think about that and try not to have nightmares. Night y’all

by eaheckman10 on May 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd love to see more of the Peter Moylan from last year.

Isn’t this his 3rd time now allowing runner score he’s inherited to lose the lead or game?

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

This team has literally zero offense without Heyward and we saw it tonight

by MatM on May 6, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Except the Heywardless offense scored 7 runs last night…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 6, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always can count on you to come in and set me straight.

by MatM on May 6, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

See you again tomorrow evening. Here’s to better luck in the Keystone State.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

You know, I would have been fine with Ross breaking up the no-no but still losing 2-0 (alright, not really). The fact that it was tied by Heyward only to have our fucking offense shit the bed again makes it even worse.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 6, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

see, this is my feeling as well. When you get your hope up, the fall back down is that much worse.

by Cracker! on May 6, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'M SORRY BUT

Brian Jordan is a fucking disaster as a commentator.

by Cracker! on May 6, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Again... This team is WACKKKKKK.

4/4/10
The Braves will win 90 games this year.

BEEMER BENZ OR BENTLY

by nick9314 on May 6, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Can the boys wear the home uniforms on the road please?

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

It's not the jersies

The astros were just that bad. If we played 2 quality teams, we’d be sitting at a 15 game losing streak. This team has some serious flaws.

by Cracker! on May 6, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think all those outings from last year are taking a toll on moylan this year

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 6, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm glad we didn't get No-Hit - I really had hope until the end... but alas not to be.

I hope we can do better against the Phillies.
.

.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 6, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

This team is powerless, slow, and hits for a low average. Not a good combo...

4/4/10
The Braves will win 90 games this year.

BEEMER BENZ OR BENTLY

by nick9314 on May 6, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

And old

Not across the board, but at too many key positions. Too much halfassed mediocrity.

by Sam Jethroe on May 6, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott Olsen is wearing a silver elvis wig.

I take back everything I said about feeling sorry for him losing the no hitter. He should have given up 20 runs.

Headlining the Campaign for the return of Ryan Langerhans! MVP 2011!

by RichmondBraves on May 6, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

That'll even out

He’ll get hammered later tonight and start a fight with five state cops at a traffic stop.

by Sam Jethroe on May 6, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goodnight all.

I sure hope games like this are advance payment for some long winning streaks in the coming months.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 6, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

This SUCK! Look like Clippard pitched like booty & we let him of the hook. GRRRR

by FitzFan on May 6, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

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