Open Thread 5/5: Braves at Nationals #3
Going into extra innings.
Braves and Nats are tied at 6th in the 10th.
GO BRAVES AND BEAT THE NATIONALS!!!
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I proclaim this the RUNZ THREAD!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
DIAZ!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
10th began with Troy with a HIT and Melky with a bunt

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
SINGLES POWAH
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 5, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Time for the Sandman to start warming up.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Diaz RBI hit to get in Hicks who was PH running for Troy!


"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
I’ll gladly take the loss in Fantasy… thank you Matt Capps!
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Matt Diaz F*N rules. That is all
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
let’s hope this is the first step to get back on track for him
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
In a completely unrelated topic.......
board game magnate Milton Bradley has decided to seek counseling for his various psychological issues.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
ok you
turns out he’s asking the front office to help him seek professional help, not asking waka and jacky Z to play armchair shrink
lol
about 5 years too late…
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 5, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I just realized....
We just gave Matt Capps his first blown save of the season.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
Oh right....my bad
Not sure what I was thinking…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Nats fans are weeping
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
what fans?
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on May 5, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
yeah all 19 of them are pissed right now.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 5, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
so they’re going to be retroactively upset about tonight’s game?
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on May 5, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
reply fail
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on May 5, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
See? If you had waited on this thread, we wouldn’t have Vidro’d.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe the vidro happened because you refused to leave the old thread behind. Did you think of that?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
FIGHT
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
It happened because I clicked to come over to this thread literally 10 seconds prior to…lol
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahahaha. You need to either upgrade your computer or your ISP.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
naw, it actually got over here in fairly respectable time.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
define respectable.
I just opted to go with AT&Ts DSL – and it is FAST. Only $25/month too!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
respectable (adj)-worthy of repect, a satisfactory amount
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
Ok, wise-ass. Quantify it.
lol
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 5, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
why the hell
does chip say things that people might be secretly thinking but in no way ready to say out loud yet? its awkward for everyone…
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
“Albert Pujols can win ballgames all by himself but he can’t do it all by himself.” -RicK Sutcliffe
Has he been hanging with Joe Morgan?
lol
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
No, Sutcliffe is as dumb as they come all by himself.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Pretty sure they don’t bother. Morgan, Sutcliffe, Hershiser, Kruk, and Phillips.
That’s a world of stupidity right there.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
? Hersh is pretty smart.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh for the love of Heyward, please go 1-2-3 Wags.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Still can…
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck...
Not a good start.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
GET THAT STAT WAGS
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
haha
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Damnit…COME ON!!!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
dammit
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
pet peeve sorry
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
Teeing off on his first pitch – I’ve seen that a few times this year.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
twss?
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
boooooooooo
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 5, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Boo you and your late thread-making ass.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
If you wanna fight I got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary right here waitin’ for ya…
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 5, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
So not to go all Laurel and Hardy here, but………
…….who’s on first?
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Please please please. Hold this lead Wags.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
All of Braves Country is counting on you.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
also
throwing the ball at guzman’s head is NOT a good way to throw to first
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
Probably reduces the chance of an SB, though.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
especially if you bean him and knock him out
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
says who?
"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons
by crimsonpride19 on May 5, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
1 out!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
No runz no runz no runz!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Better start drawing some glyphs on the floor around you to ward off those runz….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Wil Nieves? Didn’t the Braves draft him, or am I thinking of someone else?
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
there were two other nieves that played for the braves
roberto and melvin
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
Melvin. That’s who I was thinking of.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
BBTN said Heyward has been playing with shin splints all year. Have an of you heard this? Also can’t they get worse with him playing with it.
He's had them since spring training
I had them senior year of high schoolwhile running cross country.
Pulling tampons out usually help…
:)
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
2 outs!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
Anyone else wish Wags was a career Bravo?
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
What would Smoltz have done for 3 years?
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Start.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
BALL GAME!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
Oh my god that scared me
WOOOOOOOO!!!!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Wags got that stat...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
thats what we pay him for
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
and also bye bye 11 game losing streak when Heyward doesn't play or has no hits in the game
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 5, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
and also bye bye 5 game losing streak to the Natinals
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
LLAMASAURUS LOVES THE TASTE OF NATINAL DEFEAT
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First road win since the Braves were in “A Whale’s Vagina”
WHOOOOOO!!!!!
I LOVE YOU LLAMASAURUS!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll take it
But this win was uglier than Sam cassell
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
No.
Nothing is uglier than Sam Cassell.
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on May 5, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Tayshaun Prince maybe?
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 5, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions

"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
I still say Prince!

The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 5, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
James Carville
is a professor at my school.
I see him running every other day.
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on May 5, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
i wish i could take his class
whatever he teaches…it doesnt matter
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
sam's long lost brother
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
+1
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently
you guys have never heard to Tyrone Hill
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 5, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 5, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
uglier than Tayshaun Prince?
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 5, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
There it is.
I was about to ask for that!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
*pumps fist
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 5, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Cup-of-fail.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHA everyone point and laugh!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 5, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone rec it
So that we can all see how fail SB is
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
It’s working on my computer!
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Keep whining about it…and fail some more!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome. I’ll do NAHWAL later, but if you care: P2Cs were Diaz, Infante, and anyone who pitched besides Saito.
Heyward saw 2 pitches and 0 for balls
later everyone
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
I am going to say that nobody gets the wild-card tonight.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
wow! you must be psychic!
what am I thinking of right now?
and if you say tacos….
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
I was going to say tacos.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
…or Heyward’s man-parts.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
and hicks on SS?
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 5, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, but its close. That 9th inning fail really did it. Had Chip seen 5 pitches and got out he would’ve been the P2C.. 1 pitch at bat isn’t accpetable in the 9th
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
So is Meds taking JJ's next start?
and if so, when is he coming out of the pen to rest? I really wish he could get a chance to start and have a strong game. I would love to see Lowe or KK go to the pen.
I approve.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 5, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
So glad we got that WIN. Tomorrow, we take the SERIES!
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"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Indeed.
A win tomorrow looks very hopeful. Hudson against some scrub…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
great diaz interview
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
Did you notice that Diaz credited his success tonight to TP?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 5, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
espn2
when did attractive women start bowling???
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."

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