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Open Thread 5/4: Braves at Natinals Overflow

We shoulda let that Heyward guy get some more experience in AAA for a few months.

Braves and Nats are tied 2-2 in the 5th. Discuss.

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None of you are first. So don’t even try to look stupid tonight.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Love you.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

♥ you too Chopper

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would never

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

new thread is new.

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

First Lieutenant Obvious...

you’ve been promoted, sir, to CAPTAIN.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah…fresh air!

"Dum spiro spero"

by Bravely going forward on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

times square!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see. well done.

"Dum spiro spero"

by Bravely going forward on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are my new hero.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

please...

i’ll let you down.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just like everyone else. Just…just go. It’s easier that way.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

painful, yes.

but you’ll get over it.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve already moved on. I threw your things in the front yard.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

screw you!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

and your cats!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

When we bought them they were our cats, you bastard!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ninth

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

what you did there...

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I SEE IT!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

NATINALS ERROR THREAD

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

finally some defensive lapse

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Panic helps McCann get to second. I like it.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Heap!!!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Those jerseys always make me think they say “16 hits” or “10 hits.”

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 4, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, I never thought of that – but it’s helping me memorize their #s

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, you dont know them?
seriously

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most of them, the new guys I’m still learning.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, good. For a second I thought you didn’t know (ie Mac is 16)

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Powah and MVP are coming up with a runner on 2nd. Woooo!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I know someone put before to move JHey ahead of Troy and I didn’t agree with the reason, but do you think they are going to just start walking him and we would benefit from moving someone other than Melky behind him?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d be afraid if he started getting pitched around alot he would go back to his anti-pendelton approach

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe…I still wanna keep him 6th or 7th though. He seems to hit better there.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

right but even if they just swap him and glaus thats not to dramatic of a change

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This intentional walk…yeah, maybe we should.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

was just typing that

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it was a lefty and it was Matty D behind him it would be different but anything but Melky right now

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky is playing really well lately.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

but would you be ok with walking him and leaving it up to melky or glaus?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus? Yes.

Melky? Meh.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly. so maybe it’s time to start thinking about swapping him and glaus

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Glaus should move up – 4th. Heap 5th and when Yunel comes back, have Heyward 6th and Yunel 7th.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok ok i could live with that. I thought glaus should hit 4th all year

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i’m saying only if they start noticeably pitching around him

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Btw Erin Andrews clone two rows behind home plate

by ShawnG on May 4, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

don't need it

she’s in my lap.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha idk if even Heyward could force you to watch the tube then

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't think so!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

See her

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

For everyone's reference

Trying to watch the Braves, the Giants/Marlins game and PBS’ Nova at the same time is extremely confusing. I keep thinking Tim Lincecum is investigating Mt. St. Helens.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

How’s Timmy doing?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty darn well. 11Ks so far, 3-0 Giants, bottom of the sixth. I think he’s near 75 pitches at this point.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmm. My fantasy team likes

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went down to watch this on my PS3...and my roommate was watching that. :-(

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just, for ease "this" = Braves, "that" = Giants

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha! Right. Thanks for the clarification. :^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I oughta kick him off.

It’s my MLB.TV, and it’s not his PS3 or TV. (Both are the third roommate’s)

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

you sir...

are beastly.

in about 30 minutes, i will depart because when LOST is on, nothing else is. not even the braves.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t i know you from somewhere?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just LOST respect for you.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

zing!

than me too….in 12 minutes I can’t watch and will only follow on here

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOOK, MISTER!

lost is only gonna be on for 4 more weeks. it’s not even on in the summer. i’ve been a braves fan for 19 years, and will be until i die. but lost is a once in a generation-type show, and hell, i like it! i’ll be around enough.

don’t be jealous of lost, justin. you’ll get enough jareth time this summer

wink

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that crap and all the hype will be done in 4 weeks? Sweet.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not that it's a bad show. It's just so crazily over-hyped.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it’s a bad show…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're all entitled to our own opinions,

but yours is wrong this time.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe. I watch enough Soup to know that the show is pretty ridiculous though.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol yeah...

if all you see is clips on talk soup, sure, i can get that. but in context, it’s glorious. and it’s got some serious re-watch value.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's only over-hyped

to those who haven’t paid attention

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

24 is much better.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I’ve never watched one episode of that

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then you are missing out.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i used to love 24

but is has gotten ridiculous the past couple seasons

by Qtips on May 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, it's only bad season

was 6.

7 and 8 have been good.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't mind 6

i watched all of last season and it was bearable. But this season made me lose interest about midway through

by Qtips on May 4, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

bummer

that’s when it really picked up. jack is badass right now.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes he is. He straight up executed that bitch.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure I will finish it

I get multiple text messages every week updating me on Jack’s status. My favorite one simply read “Jack is going to wipe out all of humanity by the end of this season.”

by Qtips on May 4, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet he gets killed, and the govt keeps the secret a secret.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

a movie is pending. he’ll die in that!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, but

a 24 movie would suck

by Qtips on May 4, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why? It would be like watching a whole season in 2 hours.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

and teh TV movie last year was pretty good.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's true

@ justin

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

won’t prevent it from making several hundred million dollars

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's your opinion

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed – but at least the stuff is still technically possible.

I hated Dana Walsh and I am glad Jack offed her yesterday.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

spoiler, bro!

some people have it DVR’ed!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, shit. My bad.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean, i watched it

but i’m just lookin out for others

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I basically missed out on season 1…then my friend who loved it said the next couple seasons were shit…so i never started watching it

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i LOVE 24

and you know this…man!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

A bunch of the grad students in my department go to this one restaurant on Tuesdays. A bunch of the others watch 24, but there’s always someone who hasn’t seen it yet and is planning to watch Hulu or DVR. Watching everyone else strain to avoid spoilers is HIGHLY amusing.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can't get into

watching television/movies on the internet. the only reason i can watch baseball on here is because i’m chatting with y’all

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven’t either, but I do regularly watch DVDs on my computer if it’s just something in the bg while I work.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit...

i wish i could watch movies while i work
.
.
.
.
.
.
teaching pre-algebra

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be awesome. But no, I mean either homework or grading. Like I currently have to go back and give half credit on one answer to a multiple choice problem for a midterm for which I have 100 exams in 10 versions.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

eff that...

just give them all that credit. unfair test.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Extra TC-related fun:

The answer involves whether or not a given poll is useless because the sample size is to small.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

relevance!

statistics class = win!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

No...it doesn't.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I paid attention to around a seasonish.

It’s overhyped.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll be ducking out for Lost as well. I need it in my veins like a junkie. I’m hooked, man.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 4, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

another one...

i’m not alone!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s just too deep for some people I guess….

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just boring.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's see...

kick ass action: check

time travel: check

subtle, but effective humor: check

asks meaningful questions through storytelling: check

how is any of this boring?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time travel – boring

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

umm...flux capacitor

and 1.21 gigawatts ring any bells?

you CAN’T say that was boring!

how about a phone book and socrates johnson? come on!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

But those weren’t serious shows…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should try and give credit

to the showrunners for coming up with a completely different mechanism for time travel that hasn’t been used on television, and maybe film, if memory serves.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never watched the show. I’ll just watch the last episode so I know how it ends. I’m sure that will make perfect sense.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

/sarcasm

?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

For sure. It’s a reference to how deep the show is. No one could possibly watch the finale and understand the whole thing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both he and Mt. St. Helens

like to smoke.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

SMOKE.

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a scale of 1-10

with 7 being the best I give this two thumbs up.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man...

I just lost my house, my car, and my dog betting against Jefferson.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

movin on up………

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

To the East Side.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus foul almost drilled the lady eating pizza

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

You don’t know that she didn’t deserve it.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Troy Glaus is the most unlucky mofo I’ve ever seen.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

FIGHT!

hockey and baseball don’t mix

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Two out magic from Heyward please

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

nope…Melky, blah

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you kind sir for this thread. Now i can continue pwning Beard.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm...

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

More pictures and gifs to get rid of me quicker!

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

and clicking the subject line

doesn’t expedite things?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i came into that last thread at 777 comments, so at that point, anything i click on, i get this long pause, and then 50 new comments, and the page skips down or up and what i was clicking on is now off the page, so i have to find it again. its damn frustrating.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

comprendo.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

IBB to Heyward.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

IBB!!!>!>!>!>

Is this his first one?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, Sir

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if we don’t have another good hitter behind him in the future

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols has Holliday

he still gets IBBed all the time

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You big female cat.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

His first IBB! They grow up so fast……

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

do you think it could be made to be

that hitting the Esc key would “cancel” a comment? i can navigate all over the page with the keyboard, but if i choose to bite my tongue, i have to grab the stupid mouse!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

IBB #1

of many in the career of J-Hey.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Home Run scores BMac from 2nd

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly don’t understand how Melky hits any HRs with his swing

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

you hit enough line drives

a few will go over the fence

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not even seeing a consistent line drive swing. Really hope he starts putting some better swings on the ball.

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Line drives

are his game… He hasn’t shown it much, but that’s why he hasn’t been very successful yet.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

RF of Fenway should answer this question.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

also scores Heyward thrice. Twice because he’s Heyward and once because of being IBBd

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

without the juice

hope you aren’t offended, Letter

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not at all. I’m not a BLB fan.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

although

he’s a surefire HOFer without the juice, IMO. and probably woulda hit over 500 HR

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

too bad that wasn't good enough for him

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to wonder

Qas it because they didn’t want to pitch to Heyward, or that they’d rather just pitch to Melky?

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

woud YOU pitch to Heyward?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he might hurt me.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

this game is taking forever.

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Indeed. I thought it would be nearly over by the time my softball game starts tonight.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky = LVP for tonight so far

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

It's true

But he’s been much better lately, not counting tonight.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

poop.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

UGH…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Well hell.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap.

Chip made that sound like a pop-up on the infield. Should’ve known it was going out.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Schafer tonight:

1-3, K, BB, RBI

by ShawnG on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

is it over?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve gotta be kidding me.

Can we have a lineup of 9 Heywards?

by Ivan the Great on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

you think he can clone himself?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He does have a younger brother...

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope. We don’t want to win by rule of forced forfeit due to mangasms, do we?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd take that.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ll take a few wins however we can get them

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gaaaaaaaah.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Here they come…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

poop.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

still plenty of game to play

"Dum spiro spero"

by Bravely going forward on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Amazing how any mistake we make - opposing teams take advantage.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

just got in. Could I please get a summary of the game?

by Braves24 on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus sac fly, Heyward HR

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOB

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Negative.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus also robbed of another RBI on a ridiculous diving catch in RF

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Livan Hernandez has thrown 246 pitches.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nats bullpen:

quiet.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

good pen or bad for Nats? (future ref)

by romone_braves91 on May 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad pen

that is pitching well at the moment

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuuuuuck

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

YER TELLIN’ ME

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m torn about Hanley’s HR. Obviously, I wish the best for the Giants…but Hanley’s on my fantasy team. WHY IS LIFE SO HARD?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done, sir. /salute

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

KK has a forkball??

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

KK

has just about everything.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t doubt that, but just never new

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

*knew

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, RIP Ernie Harwell... :-(

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

If meds goes today does he still start saturday?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

We might do a

Medlen/Venters 1-2 punch for the “Starter”

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. Heyward continues to hit bombers. Just wish everyone else start to hit them.

by Braves24 on May 4, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Some runs would be lovely right about now.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

What does the “s” at the end of run mean? Is that, like, multiple?

by BraveSaluki on May 4, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

it means

one run or more

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

sarcasm fail

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

More than one run at a time? Computers can do anything these days

by BraveSaluki on May 4, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That means that someone batting shortly before Heyward walked.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

typo, sorry

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forkball FTW

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

64mph curve, FTW

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on May 4, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chip, they’re not the Washingtons. They’re the Nationals. That’s why we have team names.

by Ivan the Great on May 4, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Atlantas! CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this ump’s K zone as bad as MLB’s gametracker suggests?

by Zeus12888 on May 4, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

KK looks like he could go seven or eight innings

by Braves24 on May 4, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

KK looks like he’s about to be out of the game

by JHeyToYourMother on May 4, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d give him one more.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You, sir, are no Bobby Cox. Not sure if that’s a good thing, though.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

90% of the time, it is a good thing. I think this is one of those 10%s though.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He only thrown 80 pitches?

by Braves24 on May 4, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

79 pitches and he’s out

by JHeyToYourMother on May 4, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the hell does Livan get 3 extra inches off the plate but KK continues to get squeezed?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 9:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

where is EricGreggWasPaidOff when you need him

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on May 4, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ask eric gregg

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby looks ridiculous without a hat

by BraveSaluki on May 4, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think that.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brooksy sighting!

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember back in the day when being a brook really meant something…
oh, look at me babbling again.

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on May 4, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

How is your stream working this evening?

by BraveSaluki on May 4, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice AB from Brooks so far…

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 9:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

even nicer

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

why are these posters still arguing about KK being in the game in the thread?

by romone_braves91 on May 4, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s take advantage of a free base.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Nate…little base knock here

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

did we just think the same thought? FML

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

F YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, I think he’s talking to me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

calm that shit down!

=)

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I typed that wrong. I meant that you were talking to me. Now it just makes no sense. Fiddlesticks.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t going to say anything, ha.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

z

Hit and run maybe

by Braves24 on May 4, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

caught ya!

attempting to tab through comments while in the subject line!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww man u caught me

by Braves24 on May 4, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only 124 pitches? What a weak performance for Livan

by JHeyToYourMother on May 4, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

123 pitches in 5 1/3 innings…not exactly economical

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

And I bet people are going to bitch about how KK didn’t last until the 6th inning tonight…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

well, he didn’t.

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on May 4, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know…but it wasn’t because he pitched poorly or that he got shelled.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh KK looked like he was getting ready to combust.

by JHeyToYourMother on May 4, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that before or after he retired 9 of 11 batters?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies up 1-0 in 8th against Cards.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 4, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Too bad Madson isn’t there to close

by JHeyToYourMother on May 4, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that he just punted a credenza.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Consolation prize: Lidge v. Pujols

by BraveSaluki on May 4, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

the ball is still climbing.

by romone_braves91 on May 4, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The face of a man who knows he’s not going out for ice cream after the game.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to leave in 45 minutes for a softball game…this game better speed up!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

my first one got rained out last night. i was not happy.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re still here? I better start posting some gifs

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m lurking mostly.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow…he was out by a mile.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

wish i could see

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes he was.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked terrible on first go

But I think the tag was of the phantom variety

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure.

Either way, he was dead meat.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

After replay you’re right. Good call.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow. I thought Conrad was dead

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 4, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

He was.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

how did he do that

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

magic

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t say magic…

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on May 4, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh shit, i forgot

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

cmon odarp

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I can live with a “phantom tag”

by JHeyToYourMother on May 4, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Nighttime darkens, heightens each sensation...

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

+100

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is McLouth now #23 because Schafer is back in the ststem?

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 4, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

system

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 4, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

#24

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at his uniform, I might be wrong, but it was 23 I’m pretty sure

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 4, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Diaz is 23.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Diaz would be upset.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schafer took #2 after Kelly left.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rob Dibble is the most biased announcer I’ve ever heard.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

with a name like "dibble"

he must be objective.

i don’t know exactly what i’m saying.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to my world.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

mitch williams but not an announcer

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about the Yankees' lady announcer

who practically dissolved into a pool of goo when Clemens re-signed midseason?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Susan Waldman? She doesn’t do anything but the out of town scoreboard but that’s because Sterling thinks he runs a one man show

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

She is pretty awful. One of the radio stations down here in ft lauderdale has all of their games on. Every time I hear her I want to puke

by JHeyToYourMother on May 4, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yankee games in FLA? wow

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yankee games in FLA? wow

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah on an AM station. EVERY damn game. And she does more than that on the radio at least. Shes awful

by JHeyToYourMother on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is retarded. Did you hear him talking about Uggla’s attitude and how that is the reason that the Marlins have not won any championships???

WHAT???

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Desmond is good.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm out.

destiny calls. hate me all you want! go braves!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Good to see Bret Michaels can go back to banging stupid skanks again soon.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

9 LOB thru 6

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

that makes me a sad panda.

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on May 4, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The 2B ump’s name is Bill Miller – one of my television heroes.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunn, you son of a bitch…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

My fantasy team approves.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

figures

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuuuuuuck.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Ah, damn.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Eric .... really?

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

At least all 3 HRs have been of the 1-run type.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know if giving up 3 single HRs could be called a “bright side” – but it’s less dim for sure.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOOGY FAIL

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay

I have work to do.. talk to everyone later

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 4, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Shoulda kept KK in.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I said it before – during Conrad’s AB.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially with Hindsight LASIK!

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bobby’s had his starters on incredilby short leashes the past few days. Of course, Huddy was cramping, but Lowe got yanked pretty early Sunday, like 90 something pitches.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Maybe saving them for later in the year? IDK.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m kinda rooting for the day halladays arm falls off in september….manual left him in to go 9 in a 10-0 blowout

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is very much not like our pitching staff

by Zeus12888 on May 4, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

But it is like the Natinals offense.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really. They’ve only homered 16 times all year and they already have 3 tonight.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

But they have Dunn, Willingham, Zimmerman, etc.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s just 2 runs, but we really need to stop faffing around and get some hits with men on base.

by Ivan the Great on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe razzing the Natinals for the scoreboard FAIL

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol @ the Braves announcers making fun of the Nat’s non-working scoreboard.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Highest BA against the Nats with at least 100 PAs…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Who?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nats trivia question…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

are we supposed to guess?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

these Nationals are always a pain in the ass. lol

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Who’s up to bat for us?

by romone_braves91 on May 4, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper Mac and Glausosaur.

It’s imperative to get something going so we don’t have to claw back in the 9th.

by Ivan the Great on May 4, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a start!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO

at Glausosaur.

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha this

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok 2 runs in 3 innings…we can do this

by Zeus12888 on May 4, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

How is the Nats BP?

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Clippard and Capps

have been a great tandem so far…but theyre over their head right now

by Zeus12888 on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same as it was the last two times someone asked, haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright Chip!! Nice start

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Slumpbuster for Chipper tonight

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Offical

Bring Derek Lowe In To Pitch The 7th post. we need some runs. he only threw 80something pitches the other day

by 15ks on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

How lovely! Chipper with another hit!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s the lack of beard.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for trhese...

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF kinda swing was that?

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

a poor one

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

on so many levels

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus

we need a homer!!!

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 4, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah…now that I think about it, that would work!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dear ugly Heap. What are you doing?

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Heap’s slump is my fault. I’ve been picking him P2C for days hoping he’ll turn it around and he still keeps on not clicking.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid question time

P2C means what, again?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

pick to click

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that does what?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

points in NAHWAL if they do good.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s from a daily (or game-ly?) contest on TC called NAHWAL. One of the parts is to pick who you think will do well this game.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s this game we do for every game. After a few weeks points are awarded and the winner gets his choice of prizes that interestingly enough get “lost in the mail” once Gondeee sends them.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay! Thanks for the answers, everyone.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

quit it!

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s the P2C jinx. Melky’s failing tonight cause of me

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 4, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nick Drake on an AT&T commercial? Interesting.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL Yadier Molina just tied the game….nice to see he’s killing more than just us now

by Zeus12888 on May 4, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s go Glausosaur!

by Ivan the Great on May 4, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

burnett out, clippard in

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 4, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. There was. 1-1 to Glaus now.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

a guy walks into a bar, ouch.

by JohnRocker4CyYoung on May 4, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it Chip. Please stop over exaggerating

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 4, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like he’s trying to

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cue Chip orgasm

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Does he realize he only impresses himself?

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can you whip up some kind of graphic that expresses how often he oversells each play? “CHIP DIGS THE LOOOOOONNNNNGGG—wait. Caught.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, I don’t want to see any “Chip graphic” that often on the threads.

Plus, I like my avatar too much to “chip it” in any way. LOL

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, right? I think I’d be banned for making such a thing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chip making me think Glaus bombed on again…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Man

I hate Chip. He makes every flyball seem like it’s gone. lol

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 4, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Agh damnit! Juuust missed that.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 9:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Ok JHey! Tie this game again

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 4, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Have they said how far Dunn’s blast went?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Lincoln Memorial

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward with a hit…come on, Melky!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward singles! Come on MELKY

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 4, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

2-for-2 with 2 walks. Neat.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 9:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

That’ll boost the ol OBP.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 4, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol… neat x1000

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

“We are the same height…that is neat”

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Infield hit for Heyward

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

it says it went to the RF on gamecast?!?!

by bstatz on May 4, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It did.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

it may have -
 I’m doing 3 things and trying to make sure and title the images
forgive the error

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a weak ground ball hit in just the right spot to squeek through Dunn and the 2B.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it did, but it didn't go all the way out into right field.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a positive...

ST louis tied it up and is tied w/ philly now

by bstatz on May 4, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

We are hitting the crap out of the Nats…and losing.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Or before (see posts below…)

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a wicked pitch that Melky just hacked at.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

lol Ryan Madson kicked a chair and broke his toe?? haha

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 4, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

What up

Saw that Heyward is a badass.

How is Chipper looking. Did he figure things out?

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Meh. He has 2 hits, but I’m not sure if he looked good on them.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

bummer

thought the day off might help

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solid single into CF. Bloop double down the LF line.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is with their radar gun? Not even close

by MatM on May 4, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I am not sure that was a strike…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

gameday has a ball outside

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

not even just outside, not really that close but seems thats how its been all day

by bstatz on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he painted it, either too close to look at with 2 strikes.

by MatM on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stare at a fastball right down the middle why don’t ya?

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

At worst, it was over the outside corner. I thought it was off the plate.

Either way, it was definitely not over the middle.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was close enough where he needed to be protecting the plate with 2 strikes

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The plate – yes. The other batter’s box? Not so much.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m quickly losing my patience with Melky.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Stay true, my brother.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stay thirsty, my friends?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beard is NOT the Most Interesting Man in the World.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 4, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read

an article somewhere today about how bad Vazquez has been doing and all the comments were Yankee fans wanting to trade him back to us for Melky. lol

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m fading fast.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky Cabrera is teh suck. Let’s let MattyD get some swings in. I know he was bad in April, but still.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

You act as if Melky has not been one of our hottest hitters lately…

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that wasn't a strike.....

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

that was most definitely outside… gameday and fox sports locator

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky with 7 LOB

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Melky, swing the damn bat.

by Ivan the Great on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

poop.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

He

called the shit poop. lol

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least they burned Clippard a little earlier than they planned to…

by Ivan the Great on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

why is it our best hitter is heyward yet we dont protect him with anyone. instead we protect chipper who hits .200

by jdeuel3868 on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Fail.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yea

I rec this fail

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

huge fail

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

All part of Bobby’s master plan to leave after the Braves finish 37-125.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 4, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

do we play the ’Stros 26 more times?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. But we do play the Pirates 6 times, and the Astros 20.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 4, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That works.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? How does that happen?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hackers broke into the MLB Schedultron 3000 and tweaked it a little.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lemme go ahead and get this in before Gene does

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least the heart of the order is getting on?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

in his defense, that last K wasn’t a strike…

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it wasn’t.

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree with your disagree. Gameday agrees with my disagreement of your disagreement.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree on this disagree

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gameday actually had it on the edge, it was touching the box.

by MatM on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which means it is a ball.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are hopeless forget it.

by MatM on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Touching the white line on game-day is a ball. I am watching the game, and it was a ball outside.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

God forbid someone disagree with you, the most important person agreed with me and called it a strike.

by MatM on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This started on a funny comment that justin wrote. I don’t think he was starting a fight. You just didn’t take it that way. I hardly think they care if someone else thinks it was or wasn’t a strike.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he’s not going to call that pitch for KK, then he shouldn’t call it now. Consistency, my friend.

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can’t triplestamp a doublestamp!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

you got a better vantage point than gameday/fox pitch locator/my television?

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m watching the game, it was on the outside corner.

by MatM on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh why can't the braves hit...

i want game #4 win in a row.

"well if a-lovin' me is wrong..."

by etidd on May 4, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

We are hitting the shit out of the ball…just not scoring.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not enough stealing of home.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish we would hold runners better.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Mets and Reds

Reds tie it up in the bottom of the 8th. 4-4.

by Ron A. on May 4, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BLARGH

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

5-2 come on braves.

"well if a-lovin' me is wrong..."

by etidd on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Venters' profile pic

looks like KJ….

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to go now.

Here’s hoping that I am the bad luck and we come back!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

uggh….maybe i should have been studying

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

great route Melky.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

well this sucks

"Dum spiro spero"

by Bravely going forward on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Walks Kill ...... US.

Almost every time.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

He has a bad attitude.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

who?

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

/weeps openly

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

/awkward shoulder pat

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, man. I’m good. Tomorrow’s another day.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

/immediately struck and killed by bus

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I found this out while fetching my dinner.

A pair of 3-run homers is as frustrating as what the Nats are doing, it seems.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leo Nunez 4 L

The Jordan Schafer Fan Club.

by acie4mvp on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

next inning

So I bet we get a lead off hit, fly out, hit/walk, then 2 outs leading to another zero run inning with 2 left on.

by jdeuel3868 on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

About time to figure out what video game to play after this disaster.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s been a while since I dusted that one off

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually vacuum the living room, but whatever works for you.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gears is what I normally use to vent. Something about shoving a rusty chainsawgun into someone’s unsuspecting chest that gets me…hmm…perhaps I’ve said to much.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are your options?

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Halo Reach beta was fun last night. I need to finish Assassin’s Creed 2. But NHL 10 is a blast too.

Hmm…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven’t had a chance to see the Reach beta. It looks cool. How far are you through Assassin’s Creed?

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beta definitely was cool, only I played the same map like 6 games in a row.

I wanna say I’m like 2/3 of the way done with AC2.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its a fun game. There is a ridiculous cameo (history wise) at the end of the game. You’ll honestly laugh when you see it.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I enjoy it.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, the success they had at first would be hard to maintain. You can’t have a bullpen ERA of 0.00.

by Ivan the Great on May 4, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIGHT

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nats tonight, per Chip...

3 chances with RISP tonight – they have 2 hits.
Plus their 3 HRs.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s like night and day with these two lineups tonight

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

How id Ty Clippard unhittable now? He looked like crap with the Yanks.

by FitzFan on May 4, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone explain to Chip what a line drive is.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 4, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Since not only this season, but the next 10 seasons

are now over with, I may as well grab a little snack before bedtime.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 4, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

See ya in 2020, don’t forget your hoverboard

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully we’ll have Powah. Cause hoverboards don’t work without it.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just keep them away from water.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meet me at the Cafe 80s for lunch.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shall we have the HOSTAGE SPECIAL?!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I’ll try the Gorbachev Goulash Rambo.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am having creole chicken, Spanish rice, and collard greens.

It also is only dinner time here, not snacktime.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it just looks like we're gonna have to win the next 2 to take the series.

Hanson can start that tomorrow.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

this

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the Giants & want them to suffer!

by FitzFan on May 4, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re siphoning our offense.

That MUST be the answer.

by Ivan the Great on May 4, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

and those who follow the NBA

Magic lead the Hawks 83-44

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on May 4, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

My Twitter indicates no

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap. Did the Hawks bother to show up?

by FitzFan on May 4, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid Nats fans want a balk call with no runners on

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

We are totally going to hit a 2-run and a solo in the 9th again, right?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

We need all hands on deck in the 9th inning.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

we've got the meaty, productive

part of our lineup due… I’ve seen grander leads turn to dust with 1 out in the 9th..

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

wont matter if its 2-6 or 7

by jdeuel3868 on May 4, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’ve got an odd way of saying things just retarded enough its difficult to respond to them

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need to pop a Capp in the Nats asses.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I naive to ask for a vidro here?

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Obviously so.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus…a little hustle please?

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Geez. Me thinks the coffin has been nailed shut

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m not even drunk yet…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

saving up for after my two finals tomorrow…cinco de mayo plus my best friends bday

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice, enjoy that.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a midterm tomorrow…from 6-8 pm.So much for Cinco De Mayo.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

t

that had a lot more ???

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also lead discussion sections at 8am Thursday mornings.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sucks

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus fucked us on that one.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Capps wont come in i bet

by jdeuel3868 on May 4, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha, I can’t believe he actually looked 2B…what the fuck was he thinking.

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

was the infield playing in?

by jdeuel3868 on May 4, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t believe so.

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It has to happen at least once a game: lolbraves

by Ivan the Great on May 4, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone needs to make that into a photoshop.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope he got tased too.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha nope...

ran out at the start of the 9th with philly up 1-0. hamels must have got rattled cause they gave up a run.

by Qtips on May 4, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we lose we tie BAL for worst road record. And they have won 7 games all year.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

incorrect.

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Orioles are ready to lose so they’ll be 3-12, ha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geez, man. Lighten up. It’s a loss in early May.

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last 2 innings, leadoff walk by us gave them a run.

I hate it when stats like this are true.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Grand slam to tie the game?

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward's slams count double

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Works for me

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damit - everybody rally whatever they got.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Every time I see this, I think it’s a tent with astroturf out front.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

…me too actually…

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

HaHa, it’s actually my Braves cap – I “rallied” it and took a photo.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adding a nut for reinforcement.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luck or Fate

that Heyward represents the go-ahead run..?

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Destiny?

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy has a 11/8 BB/K count. We need to make him throw pitches.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

The former U.S. Attorney General plays for the Nats now?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m rocking the mohawk rally cap on one side of my head.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

We are the most unlucky Braves team I’ve seen in 10 years. We’ve absolutely smashed balls this season and they’re always right at someone.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 10:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

That one in the 3rd comes to mind. Fucking flying RF.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper with a walk.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll take game tying.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

he can tie it up…

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

chip finally said something I agree with

We’re tired of the “silver linings” with this team

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

The silver lining of this game = nobody died.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

harwell….

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, there went that.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

first on....

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I can imagine, just based on that last two-shot on Hanson and Hudson, that Huddy staring me down would be some intimidating shit.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Hudson’s the nicest guy in the world.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those are always the guys you have to watch.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

BMac swung at ball 4.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Just screamed that to hubby.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he also just drove in a run. Relax man, your blood pressure must be through the roof.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I borrow your time machine? I didn’t know he was going to drive in a run.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, you can’t with that attitude.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

one down

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, production from the middle of the lineup!

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep him in!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

In play, run(s)!!

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Heap keeping hope alive...

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

yes!

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Buy a Klondike Bar

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same thing I do everytime Heyward does something silly

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

try and take over the world?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way…mine definitely posted first

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is correct.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, nice

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try to take over the world?

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope they score again to take the lead

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Run around the house spraying my beer everywhere.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not go into a spiraling braves induced depression.

by jdeuel3868 on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Capps coming in?

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it a save opportunity if the “lead” is shortened?

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, as long as the winning run is in the on deck circle I believe

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

or is it tying run?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

 I think it’s winning run on deck because you can have a 4 run lead and come in with the bases loaded and get a save.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thought it was winning, but not sure.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure either

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tying run on base, at bat, on deck.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this ATT commercial. This is the best song in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Capps blows first save of the year!

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 4, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

“Lets go Capps” is freakin weak compared
to the epic “Lets go Hey-ward.”

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 10:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Is Glaus trying to rip the cover off of the ball?

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

CRAP

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward left on deck…yeah, this will be mentioned in the Recap. That’ll be up later tonight.

What a shitty game.

Later TC.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Glaus vidro to end it. I can’t say it surprises me.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

shit.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

See everyone tomorrow night.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, time to win these next two.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh well, maybe the Nats will be over-confident tomorrow and we'll show 'em.

We can take the series if we win the next 2.

I like it in my world – don’t burst my bubble.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Until tomorrow, all. I’m off to watch the Giants break my heart all over again.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh. Just one game. Its just one game. Its just one game.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe we should start an adoption program...

for all the poor, abandoned baserunners

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I read that as “abortion program” and thought you were in favor of getting rid of Melky.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

God another DP? CRAP

On the bright side. Looks like Chipper & B-Mac had a solid games.

by FitzFan on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup, Glaus hasn’t been having any solid games lately.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Derek Jeter was up he would have hit a 7-run homer.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

It really would have brightened my day to see the magical rainbow llamasaurus

by Dawg013 on May 4, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I wake up every morning thinking the same thing

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really think

that thing makes my whole day

by Dawg013 on May 4, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

melky and Nate

bring up cleven, or blanco. they cant do any worse than the guys we have in now

by RufRider on May 4, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

12th comment magic

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 4, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noway can the Nats sweep us so we will win the next 2.

by FitzFan on May 4, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

See y'all tomorrow night.

.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 4, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

We should...

Swap KK for Medlen…why not?

by foxrobe on May 4, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you shitting me?

They just said Jason HOWARD on ESPN. Fuck you guys.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 4, 2010 10:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

not the first time

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 4, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what you get for watching ESPN. I haven’t watched ESPN in a non-live sporting event capacity in a very long time.

by BullManUGA on May 4, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaussy

Pounded the ball tonight like I pounded Trebeck’s mother. Foiled again!

My day has come!

by Because I hate you, Trebeck on May 4, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

yaaaaiishh

i can’t clear the fence.

"well if a-lovin' me is wrong..."

by etidd on May 5, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

ouch.. wow!!

reply to this: what happened to home runs? jason heyward is the only capable one.

"well if a-lovin' me is wrong..."

by etidd on May 5, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

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