Open Thread 5/27: Braves at Marlins 2
by gondeee on May 27, 2010 10:12 PM EDT
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PrintAnother open thread for your late night chatting pleasure. Huddy pitched good, especially when one considers the driving rain he was pitching in. It's up to the bullpen now...
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This.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
*But only for the Braves
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed
how about the braves win thread
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Big K by Moylan!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
LOL
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I love that. Moylan looks llike a sad panda/high. I can’t decide yet
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Stoner Moylan.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
man, that is great
"To-morrow, when I wake, or think I do, what shall I say of to-day?"
- Samuel Beckett, "Waiting for Godot"
by Bravely going forward on May 28, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Continuing the crowd noise conversation
Last inning you could hear someone say “Hey Escobar, hows that hitting streak? One game? Nice!”
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
I heard that right when I turned my tv on.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
“Si. Fly.”
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
that cut was nasty
missed by a long-shot
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
go on…
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
all the orange seats…frozen orange is a concoction served at the Varsity, tastes like a creamsicle. Like an frozen coke, but orange instead of coke. Yum
What sound do you mean in Pssssssssh? Because I’m reading it as the jewish sound that would be typed that way meaning awesome
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Oh
not up to par on my judaism! Pssssh is the sound I know as “jeez, you’re stupid” or “how ridiculous”. Learn something new!
haha. I should hold you all to being Jewish for one weekend, or at least electronically removed. That would be fun
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Try it. You’ll find it interesting. My rules- no electronics or driving from 8 PM Friday night until 9:09 PM Saturday. You can, but don’t have to, go to a local synagogue and must have chicken (unless vegiterain, etc….) at least once.
You game?
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
I’m 20 miles from the Ted. Can’t walk that. When the team’s out of town I’m with my 90 year old grandparents, so I have to drive them somewhere on Saturday! Can I wear pants to the synagogue? Won’t go to any religious gathering that I’m forced to wear prescribed clothing. Am I allowed to speak and/or sing? Again, won’t participate in any religious faction that restricts me based on my gender. The other stipulations you mention are doable.
Why 909?
Lets keep us this new thread per inning, i might make it to the end of the game!
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
by 10-4 on May 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Well done Moylan!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
Inning over!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
We need to get Hanson up in the bullpen then. Dude can bring the Rain.
by romone_braves91 on May 27, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Haithcock!!
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
I wonder how many people have no idea what this means.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
well that took 24 pitches
but no runs is good to see
that is pretty random. Must be a sign that Strassburg is coming.
by romone_braves91 on May 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh
3 errors on the night = embarrassing
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
We can bring Hudson back in to pinch hit for PeMo, right? I think that’s how rain delays work.
Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.
Esco went deep? Tonight?
Yunel Escobar?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
how about an XBH esco
then i’ll believe you’re starting to unslump
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck the Flyers.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Escobar knows how to walk....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
It’s amazing how he can go from being impatient to patient back to impatient during the course of the game.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck…he was safe.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t know about that call…
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
wow that was close
thought Ross beat it out
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
They BARELY got Ross....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
Yes. I am aware of that after seeing the replays.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup. Clearly safe.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
I guess we're going to get NO calls in the infield tonight on either side.
ROSS was SAFE Dammit.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
and still winning
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 27, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
even without the bias glasses on
those were MISSED calls
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
2 bad calls at 2B
1 bad call at 1B
and rain delay nonsense
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
C.B. Bucknor’s ineptness is contagious
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
1ST AND 3RD
FOR PRADOOOOOOOOO
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 27, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
Finally some fucking luck this game.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
FISTED!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Hit a 3 run bomb in the 18th inning?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
could be a long night
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as Escobar tags from third….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Marlin Pitcher
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on May 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
True
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on May 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously
and then steal home with esco on the throw
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck no. this eliminates the sac fly!
by Braves Biceps on May 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
PRAYDOE!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
PRADO!!!!!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
3, 2, 1…
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll do the honors
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Interesting Question
MVP to this point. Heyward or Prado?
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
Couldn’t go wrong with either one….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it is Heyward
Because of the power numbers but how many times did he drive Prado in?
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on May 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d say close to half of Heyward’s RBIs have to be Prado scoring….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Prado seemed to be keeping us in games almost by himself for a while, but Heyward.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
now we just need Heyward to go yard
it’s been forever
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
pretty much
hit a homerun 4 hours ago
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Another mult-hit game for Marteen and his 61st
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
In play, run(s)!
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
no chance at a vidro
cuase Heyward is gonna clear the bases real fast with HR #10
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
JAYWON HEYWARD? REALLY CHIP?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
Jaywon.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d rather drive a rusty nail in bigjoe’s dick than listen to Chip call a game
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
by Rhyno18 on May 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ahh…I miss that kid.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
where is he anyway?
he used to be on all the time, back when i was a reader and not a comment-poster.
The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.
He has his own blog now. Bravesheart.com
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
this
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
its not bad, but i’ve been spoiled by the format of this blog. Picture posting, direct replies, its hard to beat.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
Agreed. The commenting on their needs a major overhaul. Can you imagine if this blog went back to the way it used to be back in the day? Yikes.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I must have just missed it, because i don’t think i joined too far after you did.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
Let me assure you, it was rough.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
okaaaaaaaay
what the hell! Screwing up your own team’s player’s names? are you seriously serious?!?!?
The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.
I haven't used my Heyward Truck in a while... would like to now.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
same!
He was pretty decent with the Marlins a few years back too for situational lefty
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
the few times I saw him, he wasn't really overly impressive
but every team needs lefty relievers I suppose
So who here plays Basballe?
I play but only at local parks, not with high school. Not a fan of HIgh School ball. Outfielder here btw.
Haven’t played since my HS team.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
softball count
did play some SS in school
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Did for a year in college
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on May 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
2 years of HS, blew out my knee during freaking batting practice junior year and missed senior year.
Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0
That sucks man. What happened? In the batter’s box or shagging fly balls?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Indoor hitting in the cage since it was raining. Was wearing Nike Shox and one of the shox ripped and i rolled over my ankle and twisted my knee out of place
Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0
Wow. What a freak accident.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Nor would I.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
oh man
thought heyward was gonna rape that pitch
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
Is Jason Heyward gonna have to rape a pitch?
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Pelican
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
well...
a HR would be nice…no pressure though
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
Can’t remember Heyward’s last K.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Chipper batting right handed = train wreck
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
he
has been better right handed actually
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
That guy is even more stubborn that Justin and Sanchez.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
hows the weather by you
its the apocolypse here
Calm and clear. Got kind of confused when you mentioned hail.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Interesting. So apocalypse on the way…should I be gathering supplies right now? Can it wait till the game is over?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Aaaaaand there’s the thunder.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
He sure is......
in 20 years
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Not really
The only thing that has been iffy is his HR/FB ratio. but he’s got so much power its not unreasonable to think he could be a 20% plus guy.
wow
the most pathetic slow clap in history right there
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
Negative Ghost-rider the Pattern is full
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
Whatever happened to that Marlins’ pitcher with the one hand?
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
Best one handed pitcher ever
Jim Abbott
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
There have been more than one?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
He always creeped me out for some reason. I thought it was the beard.
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
And if wasn’t so dang ugly – tons of girlfriends. ;-)
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
WOW
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
chipper walking….i feel like i’ve seen this before
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
Chipper is now tied for 1st in the NL with 34 walks....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
50%
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
and #1 Braves all-time
Matthews 2d, Aaron 3rd
Is it POWAH time?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
ugly
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
We ALWAYS deserve to win
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody fears CHipper anymore. They all just groove fastballs across the plate cause they know he can’t hit ’em
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
If they just groove fastballs across the plate, then how has he walked 34 times?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess I forgot to type that with the “sarcasm” font on
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
Apparently…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMN'T!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
They should bottle up Mike Morgan and sell him over the counter……
……..as a sleep aid.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Depends on your definition of “Motherfucker.”
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you know
We would not have the word “motherfucker” if the Bank of America hadn’t been around in 1754 to begin that tradition?
It’s facts.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Didn’t BofA invent sliced bread, too? And then they left a few slices out and accidentally discovered penicillin.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
well done.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
let's riot and kill him
get melky some more playing time
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF no
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
This is, essentially, what I meant by "WTF no"
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 27, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Just curious
How many calls have the umpires missed tonight?
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
over 9000
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
1 out
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
Is anybody going to see that movie?
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
2 outs...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
So does NCCHopper
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on May 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, can’t wait til Jojo completes his rehab and takes this scrub’s spot in the BP.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
I thought he was replacing Meddelin?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Any relation to Cripps Madeline?
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh man…
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Glaus showing off the speed there
looked like he was doing the truffle shuffle to get to that ball
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
+1 for truffle shuffle
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Venters with some great work.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
OMG
i have such a man-crush on venters
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
Marlins just got Venters Pwn'd
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
11,381 official attendance.
Actual attendance – 116
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
you forgot the decimal point its:
11.6
by bravesforever16 on May 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, that would have to suck to be that .6 of a person.
Is that torso or from the waist down?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Is that a history joke!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
-100
then -another 9 = 7…as i stated earlier
that includes the cotton candy, beer, and hot dog vendors
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
At this point the vendors are trying to get each other to buy their stuff
“I trade you a beer for a hot dog” “Fuck it, whatever”
by bravesforever16 on May 27, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
If I lived in Florida...
and went to the stadium, do you think they would let me in for free at this point?
nice venters
13 pitches — hopefully we can get 1 more IP
where are we in the order
I want to see more Venters…chances we PH for him? 100%
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
Not that I want to use everyone
but we could go EOF, Saito, Wags and be in good shape
hey marlins
ya can’t hit the ball if ya don’t swing the bat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Bd5-APPBw
The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.
Inning over already?
I was too busy following along here.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Your name is Joe John?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
quote fail.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
that’s just mean.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha that’s hilarious.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Phils don’t score again. Still 1-0 Mets in 6th.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
They should blow that team up.
How do you build a team around Chase Utley and Ryan Howard? Dummies……………and uh Halladay sucks.
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
we flip shit when we can't score
they must be on suicide watch with that lineup getting shutout like that
Cockchafer
who started
and who is pitching now for the Mets?
The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.
Troy just GLAUS'D one to center....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
haha
Glaus…don’t even act like you’re going for 2
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
they ought to let both broadcasts teams sit in the lower level behind home plate
plenty of room for them
KK has been pitching fine.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes the last few starts
but he could use the confidence boost of not getting the loss…
by Chesterhighwater on May 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
True, unfortunately that’s not really up to him.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Pfftttt…..KK just doesn’t know how to winz. He’s no D. Lowe.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
ELLO PEOPLE!
droppin in to say hi! :D
It's deja vu all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
It ain't over til it's over
-Yogi Berra
by MBL1 on May 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Hows it hangin?
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by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Good, just tired. I want this game to end (with us winning of course) so i can sleep.
It's deja vu all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
It ain't over til it's over
-Yogi Berra
by MBL1 on May 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Do u want me to stay?
It's deja vu all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
It ain't over til it's over
-Yogi Berra
by MBL1 on May 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
/pokes self in the eye
/cries sweet tea
It's deja vu all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
It ain't over til it's over
-Yogi Berra
by MBL1 on May 27, 2010 10:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
would have to be a hell of a bunt
to move Glaus over
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
At least no GIDP....and Melky is faster than Glaus....marginally
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
haha
hard “slide” by Glaus…more like tumble to the ground
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
Nice slide Glaus
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on May 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
plz
i’d love to see an XBH out of him
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
SUPER REC
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
its called
a skill… I just keep calling it until I am right
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
On the news tonight, Earthquake in South Florida!!!!!!!!!!
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
and the beer vendor spilled the beer he was pouring
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
Don’t joke about things like that.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Dude, it was probably like a Bud Light or something.
No big deal.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 27, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Blech
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 27, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
It registered a 22 on the Richter scale
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Cabrera Trips, Falls; No Injuries or Significant Damage Reported
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
those avid Florida fans
booing their own pick-off throws?
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
ESCOBAR!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
That would be fantastic.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Back to back multi-hit games for Escobar
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
How’s that hitting streak now Escobar?!?!?!?!?!?!
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
Braves are winning by too much. I have to leave the thread.
- Negative Nancy
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Major stinkage by Hudson. I demanded a no hitter.
It's deja vu all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
It ain't over til it's over
-Yogi Berra
by MBL1 on May 27, 2010 10:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I recall people saying
FUCK u escobar earlier in the Game thread
WHAT ARE U SAYING NOW =]
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck u escobar
that should have been a homer
by bravesforever16 on May 27, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
WE GOTS GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS!!!
Bad News: Hinske has come back to Earth
Good News: He brought Escobar with him
by bravesforever16 on May 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
I can see it in Bobby’s eyes. He’s itching to get Saito up. McDowell and Fupa are trying to talk him out of it. If need be, Fupa will sit on Bobby to prevent him from grabbing that phone.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
Unlucky Ross
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
weak
just a little more to the left and that’s another run
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
Pirates next
Not a big deal.
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on May 27, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you guys see that the SEC is implementing a baseball “shot clock”?
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
Whaaat?
It's deja vu all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
It ain't over til it's over
-Yogi Berra
by MBL1 on May 27, 2010 10:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
With no runners on base, there's a pitch clock.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 27, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe West approves of attempt to shorten games
It's deja vu all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
It ain't over til it's over
-Yogi Berra
by MBL1 on May 27, 2010 11:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Heard it this morning on 680. Leo, Chris and Perry spiraled into a shouting match over it. Stupid idea, IMHO.
They’re just doing it for the tournament, at least for the moment. The amount by which they’d get off-schedule was ridiculous.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Really hope the power doesn’t go out before I have a chance to get drunk.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
drink now and fast
its crazy where I am. Like intermittent daytime with lightning.
Evan Williams to the rescue!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeech. Evil Evan. That is like just a half step above Heaven Hill.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually don’t mind it. Jameson is my go to, but too expensive.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Jameson is great but I still prefer Maker’s Mark. Early Times is my fave cheap whiskey
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Been a while since I’ve had MM, but I don’t remember being particularly impressed. I’ll have to check out Early Times. Someone recommended Dewars white label so I picked up a couple airplane bottles and it was really good. Not sure how much the big bottles cost.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
When I saw “MM” I immediately thought of medical marijuana until I hit Dewars…living in Denver has its perks.
-C
by cthabeerman on May 27, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Lucky bastard.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Never heard of it.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus. Do you buy it from a guy in a back alley out of his car trunk?
That shit sounds shady as hell.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
does Aristocrat make whiskey? Aristocrat vodka was pretty much a given at all of our college parties…and we paid the price every morning.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha, never heard of those either.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Popov was pretty decent. Ever tried Barton’s?
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Bartons….ruined my sophomore year of college.
After that, I just sold it to minors for enough cash to upgrade.
-C
by cthabeerman on May 27, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I like your style.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, good ol’ charcoal filtered vodka.
Tastes as good as it sounds.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
nope
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope.
My friends refused to believe there was a vodka cheaper than the ’Crat. I took a pic to prove it to them.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh ya. Thats why it was only used in making hunch punch
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
’Bout 2 yrs ago. Its still on the market, I think. Godawful rotgut.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, slightly cheaper than Bartons. And it was a full liter, I just have big hands.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Anybody heard of this?
My economics professor first told me about it several years ago.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
Yeah, I think I’ll pass. Old Crow is about as low as I’ll go (sick rhyme sequence).
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
When I miss work the next morning can I blame you?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude…you weren’t kidding about the intermittent daytime.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
How does the one affect the other?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 27, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
got
to separate the alcohol from the rest of the mouth wash?
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Power outage drinking is almost as awesome as blizzard drinking.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Those were good times. We’d always do an Arnold marathon. followed by a beer pong marathon.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Incorrect.
Hurricane Opal party in a frat house. I went streaking through the quad. During a hurricane.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
well I live in the northeast...soo
I’ve never experienced anything more than a tropical storm
Cockchafer
HURRICANE PARTY
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
On the radio they call em SafeCo Insurance runs.
Pretty clever advertising by SafeCo.
It's deja vu all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
It ain't over til it's over
-Yogi Berra
by MBL1 on May 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yunel apologizing and checking on the ump at the end of the inning...
what did he do? Maybe let the bat come back to hit him after that hit?
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
“The beauty of the color I’m using now is that it doesn’t wash out so quickly. That cheap stuff used to just melt in this heat. But mow the highlights really stand out and they’re durable.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
LOL
It's deja vu all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
It ain't over til it's over
-Yogi Berra
by MBL1 on May 27, 2010 10:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Damn you…
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever it is….I hope it goes about another 100 innings.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Phorty something
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahaha
slow motion Huddy shaking off water like a dog
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
that was a strange path to the ball...
and a fail at fielding it
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
And wet field
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on May 27, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
wow...
not to pat my own back…but I totally called this earlier
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward fail.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
What are the rules about which of our pitchers would get the win tonight if not Huddy?
He was leading when the delay came.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
He didn’t pitch 5 innings, so I think the pitcher who ended the 5th gets the win – that’d be Moylan.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Our lead is not large enough here for this bullshit.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
agreed
we never seem to get a 1-2-3 inning after getting insurance
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Carl Lewis voice:
Uh Oh
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
Francoeur did! He is better!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Give him a pass tonight
that field is slick
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on May 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a Cincy defense kind of night.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
We're playing defense like the Falcons
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yikes.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Its like
we have 9 Jamaal Andersons out there
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
My sig approves of this statement.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn
I gotta stop giving you ammo.
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
It was already a save opportunity….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
thats okay
basic math can be difficult in times of failure
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Pictures of fielders always means shinanegNs
"I have a dream that one day our twelve pitchers will one day play in a city where they will not be judged by arbitrary stats and peripherals but by the quality of their pitches." - MLK, Jr.
by someguy1 on May 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
and F U dolphin!
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Son of a bitch…
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
Well said.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
They needed to get canceled shortly after creating a fucking mist monster…
-C
by cthabeerman on May 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Marlins bring the tying run to the plate....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
My bad...
Meant go-ahead run.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
SRSLY?
WTF have y’all let them do while I was off in college-land?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 27, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
What just happened? Not watching but according to yall Heyward failed. That’s not good….
It's deja vu all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
It ain't over til it's over
-Yogi Berra
by MBL1 on May 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Chavez sighting!!
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
YOU LIE!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Gameday fail
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 27, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d rather die a brutal death by jumping off a building, then falling on the road and being squished by a car so they have to carry my squished body off the road than have Chavez in the game.
It's deja vu all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
It ain't over til it's over
-Yogi Berra
by MBL1 on May 27, 2010 11:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
its funny
Bobby goes out of his way to talk about how good he’s been lately, but won’t pitch him with a lead.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
in all honesty
who is left in the pen other than saito and wagner…
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
4 outs for each?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup. Too bad the box score won’t make it look that way.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Would have been nice to have Resop in the pen for multiple innings
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty much, yes.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Phils phail again.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
nope
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
STFD MUNCHKIN.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
SAITO!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
LOL
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I also like to live dangerous.
/austin powers’d
(I probably botched that quote, didn’t I)
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
rrrrr…rr…r…e…ssss….st?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Ooooh uggla just got DISSED!
It's deja vu all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
It ain't over til it's over
-Yogi Berra
by MBL1 on May 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
pick off cantu
they guy is like 10 yards off the bag
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
Saito's on
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
That’s gonna do it for me, gang. Sleep awaits. Until next time.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
/tips cap
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Phillies still losing
And yet to score
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
yeah really wtf it also says chavez is in
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
come on...
get us out of the inning plz
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
SAITO!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
what happened?!?!?!?!
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
came in w/ runners on 1st and 2nd, 1 out
struck out uggla and ross to end the inning
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
’Night yall.
It's deja vu all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
It ain't over til it's over
-Yogi Berra
by MBL1 on May 27, 2010 11:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
/tips cap
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
SAITO!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
I need an idea for a Saito photoshop.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
what about a bruce lee vidcap
enter the dragon or otherwise
Consider it done.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
It's funny in principle...
but he annihilated the delivery. Anything he says/does is awkward and therefore not funny. He’s the guy who ruins everybody else’s joke.
Smile at that
Cody Ross!
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
According to gameday Chavez is in and there's one out... fuck you mlb.com
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
Saito was wearing Chavez' jersey
that way he could help his stats the only way possible
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Refreshing doesn’t fix it.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 27, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Marlins score one on EOF and Saito strikes out Ugly and Ross with runners on 1st and 2nd
by bravesforever16 on May 27, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I never thought I’d say this, but goooo Mets?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
is there anyway both teams can lose?
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be the ideal outcome, but sadly it is not possible.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
meteor hits the stadium? first place Braves!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
METEORS!! EUREKA!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Prado is killing it tonight.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
Like most nights….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah it’s almost like he’s doing it at least 3 times out of every 10 or something. Maybe there should be a stat for that. lol
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on May 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
good point
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Dan Meyer
Look at what we’re missing out on
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
gamday still way behind
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
Nice! I found a solution to my no cable problem! The gym in my apartment complex has tv’s on the elliptical….hehe….at this rate if i don’t get my cable fixed atleast in another couple months i will be in better shape!haha
haha
watching a baseball game on elliptical would be insanity
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
i might be wrong
but did I just hear the “larry” chant at Heyward?
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
Worst umpires
1. C.B. Bucknor
1a. Bill Hohn
1aa. Angel Hernandez
1aaa. The rest of ’em
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
He's not a ump
he a singer who just happens to umpire and do it terribly
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
You’re only counting living/active umpires, right?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, yea
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
who is the guy
with the loud strike calls
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward is silly, as usual.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
Heyward EARNED that walk....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
BUNT WITH CHIPPER HE HAS NO POWER
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
:)
no disrepect to your epic 2B call up there
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon Chipper....no vidro, no vidro, no vidro
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
At the rate Heyward's going
that mark won’t stand long
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
what is it again?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry, thought he was talking about the rookie walk record
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
All time walks by a Braves
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
by Richie Grogan on May 27, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
no they aren’t. there were like 10 people all over this site 2 weeks ago talking about how no one is afraid of him anymore. And people on the internet know everything
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
You forgot the sarcasm font again.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
3-0 to Chipper….he’s going for sole possession of 1st in the NL in walks
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
AND HE GETS IT!
#35!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Against a LHP…should be interesting. Walked against him last night, IIRC.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Chipper loads the bases - and has sole ownership of the NL Lead in Walks
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
HEyward HAS TO BE Near the league lead in walks
by bravesforever16 on May 27, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
Before the game, the league leader in walks had 34. Heyward had 27. Chipper had 33.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 27, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but I laughed cause I dont expect it from him, hes so PC
by SuperHeyward on May 27, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
Chip with a line from Skip
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
The radio announcers said...
that Chipper passed Eddie Mathews for Braves Franchise walks tonight if I heard correctly.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
Bases loaded...No outs
we have to score here
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
Phillies have only three hits tonight
It's hard to say what's been most impressive. The seamless jump from AA? The ability to hit for average? The ability to hit for power? The 18 walks in 111 trips to the plate? The flair for the dramatic? When you're trying to isolate the most impressive aspect of Jason Heyward's game, there's a lot to choose from, and it's only been a month and a half.
not gonna lie
I’m feelin good about Hinske right here
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK YOU MUNCHKIN
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
Dan Meyer
is showing why Tim Hudson was worth the trade
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
Heyward should steal home....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
Time for a patented Glausasaurus single.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
Glausy
He’s about to shine
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
drilled it
spectacular defensive play by Ugly
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone clall the police cause Hinske just got robbed
by bravesforever16 on May 27, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
He and Melky are about the only two guys on the team who consistently hustle to first base.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
2 words.
Hey. Ward.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh....possibly
I don’t really consider Heyward running to first as “hustling”, though. He just has a very natural, long stride.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, so what you’re saying is, even when he hustles he makes it look good.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 27, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I'm saying Heyward doesn't have to hustle....
His natural stride carries him to first base in 4 steps.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Ehh…I’ll allow it.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
haha
melk man almost fucked that up!!!
but…nicely done
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
Right.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone tell Glaus that walks don’t score runs, dammit!
I"m off. Enjoy the rest of this dubya. I’ll check in with Hazel Mae in the morning for the grisly details.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
/tips cap
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
MELKMAN
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I love you in a non-gay way for this.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
/handshake
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I love
the sheer determination in his face
Its like he is taking a dump or something
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
FYI
Chipper has 23.5 miles worth of BB in his career.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
That’s pretty awesome.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
gimme a prediction here
another 2B for esco?
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
Only Glaus and McCann don’t score from 1st on that. Well, Chipper might not have either, depends on if he’s using the walker or the cane that night
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
by Rhyno18 on May 27, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
lol
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
But to the wrong area code
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on May 27, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, if you don’t throw near the zone, you don’t have to worry about giving up hits. It’s LOJIKAL
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on May 27, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm loving this....
Meyer is falling apart and the Marlins JUST NOW started warming someone else up.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
...nope
Huddy had to deal with that 4th inning monsoon
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
this
that shit was down right crazy.
by romone_braves91 on May 27, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
End 7th.
Mets 3, Phillies 0
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
I approve.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
rain delay
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 27, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
they knew you were going to work
so they stopped it for an hour
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
he's doing better, but I admit that made me laugh.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on May 27, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Fisting marathon.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll fist you!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Obligatory TWSS
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 27, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You couldn’t fist me if it was the fistingist day of your life and you had an electrified fisting machine!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Awwww…..so I should return the electrified fisting machine that I borrowed from Chip Caray?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
unfortunately
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Quiet you!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
please no
maybe the only person who could lose this lead now…aside from Jo Jo who doesnt count cause he isn;t healthy
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You are a sick individual.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on May 27, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
RWI for Ross!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
The last 8 fans are booing their pitcher - as Ross walks.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Saito batting?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
Bless his heart
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
Florida has completely given up on this game
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
I’d die laughing.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
Saito is out of the box and he hasn’t even swung
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
saito looks like ichiro a little…probably not the same result though
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
What if.......
Braves would have gone 500 during that 9 game losing streak, where would we be now?
by romone_braves91 on May 27, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
I call math fail on you :-p
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I was just trying to start up a convo about how we would be in first now and probably be on a tear but I failed.
by romone_braves91 on May 27, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Peeps worrying about Heap missing a few games
made me laugh. You would have thought Corky was still our back up. :)
Corky needs to be added to the list of names that will get you banned if you mention them.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
No, but sure why the hell not
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if he would walk Saito too...
but I guess not.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on May 27, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Swing it like a Hattori Hanzo sword
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by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
Kill Bill-y the Malin
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on May 27, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
add +1 to this guy
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by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
lol saito
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 27, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
seriously...
lets see him throw a strike
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
failure on defense...
one error was stupid though…melky’s wasn’t bad at all
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that Chipper laughing
What I’d love to have is that Saito swing, followed by about 3 seconds of Chipper laughing.
screw that hick
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Find me a video of it and it’s done.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Should have pinch hit
If you cant trust the other two guys in the bullpen with a 5 run lead then when can you trust them
Maybe Bobby wanted to see if he could hit in case we needed him to come on the bench in an extra inning affair.
with a win tonight
dont look now,… 1.5 gAMES BACK!!
Unfortunately...
They face the Marlins after we battered the shit out of their bullpen.
-C
by cthabeerman on May 27, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh…why couldn’t the Marlins be playing someone not in the NL East next?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
On the bright side of things, we should be coming off a winning series against the Pirates when the Phillies come to town. If this comes to pass, we’ll have won four series in a row…
-C
by cthabeerman on May 27, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Please.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Not fail, I was just +1’ing, without typing a +1.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, Vanderbiltian threat has been dealt with. What do I need to know that happened?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
LSU 7 - Vandy 5
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 27, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks
I forgot all about the game
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by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
The bank is still open
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by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Tied!
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by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Did not realize the bank was opened after hours. J-Rich with the bank shot 3 for the tie.
by romone_braves91 on May 27, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Artest
what a lucky shot
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by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a good start to the bottom of the 8th....
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
I HATE MIDDLE OF THE INFIELD SINGLES NOW
goddamnit every single one
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
Wow
was anyone watching the basketball game? amazing
Martinez?
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 27, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
wish the bobcats still had Richardson
so good
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
you still have Nazr Mohammed
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by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
man, i can’t wait til we win so i can bust out my new artwork
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 27, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
K
GET SAITO OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME…GODDAMNIT!!!
/SARCASM
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
not the point. we’re up by 5 and saito’s been overworked of late. give him some rest.
by atl192485 on May 27, 2010 11:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
BACK TO BASEBALL NOW
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
Nice play Hinske!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
wow, thought Artest and Kobe were going to need to get a room for a minute there
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
fans must be glad
If artest would have missed it, he would have probably beat him two children after the game was over
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
HINSKE!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
How can you
answer Craig Sager’s questions when you’re blinded by his suit?
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
People who still complain about the Vazquez trade need to be put down.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
bring back Vazquez
RABBLE RABBBLE RABBLE asdkflasjfkldas RABBLE
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Just as good as a 1-2-3 inning.....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
i was never one for spelling
i always lost the spelling bee on purpose so i could sit down
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s late, their tired and wet.
I admire them being gamers.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Phillies
on the way to a Phive game losing streak.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
i'd like to see MArteeeeen
go 4-6 today
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
wow, anybody watching the lakers game also? artest just made a buzzer beater putback after Kobe missed for 3!
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 27, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
Bobby, who are you going to bring out for the 9th?
Wags of course.
by romone_braves91 on May 27, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
So close Jaywon…
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
Jaywon Kenobi
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
If you think I’m not bringing that back from now on you’re crazy
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, don't know if anyone's mentioned this yet
Joe West set to be disciplined for his antics in the White Sox game.
How often do we actually see umpires disciplined?
There we go. That makes more sense.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
He tossed Mark Buehrle and Ozzie Guillen after two balk calls. I did a fanshot of it.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 27, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Is there a video of it in the fanshot? I still haven’t seen it.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The title links to the article and it has a video.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 27, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice, thanks.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Called a borderline balk
Very quickly ejected Ozzie Guillen. Called another balk just moments later, and when Buerhle threw down his glove in disgust, he was tossed too. Then he had his personal PR man talk about it.
Chip knows what a jackass he is...
he tries to play it off like he wasn’t doing the HR call, he tries to make a smooth transition and ease us back into the out call but it’s always too late.
guys...
bobby is allowed to use his closer in not-that-close situations sometimes, everybody calm down
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
pitched once in the last 4 days? i dunno…
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, the first time in 4 days I believe. Could be wrong.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Pirates are up next…if we have 3-4 close games in a row, I’d be pretty effin’ surprised.
Hell, I’d be surprised if he throws more than once against the Bucs.
-C
by cthabeerman on May 27, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
One was against our backups, by and large.
-C
by cthabeerman on May 27, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s true. Last time the JV squad was in there, it was 10 straight.
-C
by cthabeerman on May 27, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Called it. I don’t think Bobby understand the concept of no save situation or other guys in the pen not name Moylan or Saito.
by romone_braves91 on May 27, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Chavez and Martinez are still available. Why not them?
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
LOL
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently
Martinez is just a space eater in the bullpen we could be up 25 and he still wont come in
He used him on Wednesday after Chavez got rocked in the 8th.
by romone_braves91 on May 27, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no fucking clue why he was called up. There have been several situations where Kimbrel could have had opportunities for work.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe bobby knew he wasnt going to use him and that he’s better off working every other day down there
Cockchafer
but there were moments where he could have been used. we were up by seven one game…that would have been a perfect opportunity. instead I’m pretty sure Saito came in
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I know…frustrating is what it is.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
He’s doing his job of keeping Resop’s space on the bench warm.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on May 27, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
we have to save wags for our series at home
so he can get the W when we walkoff
by atl192485 on May 27, 2010 11:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
wags needs work
u dont know how the games will be…wags needs work…he has been sitting for too long
by forgotten_glory on May 27, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
WAGNER TIME.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
Never respect a guy who calls himself Gaby
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
JoJo never goes away
he is like that rash… oh wait
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I approve of this. Not to get ahead of ourselves, but when was the last time we had sole possession of first place?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, nevermind
I’d forgotten that the Marlins got out to that sick start last season.
I have no idea, I’ll try to figure it out.
April 5, 2009
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 27, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
May 15, 2007
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 28, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
serious?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Sadly, yes.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 28, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
yikes...lets change that before june
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Official bullpen strategy guide
Winning? ~Moylan,Saito,Wags
Losing? ~Chavez, Venters, Martinez
Tough Lefty? ~EOF
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 27, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
the only blowout I want with Jo Jo is his pitching arm
Cockchafer
by bpk228480 on May 27, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nicely done.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
venters is a specialist
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 27, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
pick name out of hat
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 27, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking Hanley...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions
Looked like it stayed forever in the corner.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
rain soaked grass
slows that ball down and it sticks in the corner
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
by Rhyno18 on May 27, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the only thing better than owning the fish
is owning the phils. love this shit
Cantu
was sodomized by that pitch
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by a hooter's baby on May 27, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
lol, where is the photoshop of that one?
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
I hope Smoltz’s Beard doesn’t make one
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 28, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
not sure why
but I just bust out laughing
by UltimaParadox on May 27, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
WINNAR
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 27, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
the Night man cometh
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 28, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
BALLGAME!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 27, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
Hell yeah!
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 27, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
lol
sorry, a double jesus/dinosaur reference was too much too pass up
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 28, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
+ infinity
You put me to shame. I feel like I should retire my photoshopping skills.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
nah, man, your shit is hilarious
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 28, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Keep them coming then!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
pelican.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m cooking up something big
"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
by BraveSaluki on May 28, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m getting a little excited.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
walter white?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
a dead lois?
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 28, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
marlins fans suck
they were cheering for the loss there
by SouthernPanther on May 27, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
WHAT COMES AFTER RAIN? RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS. SUCK IT SPEARFISH
"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
by BraveSaluki on May 27, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You my boy, Llamasaurus!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 28, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
No.
Its name is Rainbow Llamasaurus.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 28, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Please forgive me. I don’t hang around as much as last year. I’m new to the Church of Rainbow Llamasaurus.
All are welcome in the Church of Rainbow Llamasaurus. Please leave all your money in the collection plate.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 28, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
when do we serve the punch?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Good to see you again!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Imma let you finish
But Rainbow llamasaurus is the greatest post-game victory celebratory animated gif of ALL TIME.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on May 28, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
OF ALL TIME!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 28, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
this
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 28, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
+1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Alright
sweet half day of work tomorrow, so luckily I only needed a half night of sleep
See you tomorrow
same
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Godspeed
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by a hooter's baby on May 28, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
If the Braves were a Mortal Kombat character
Wagner would be their finishing move.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
If only he pulled the spine out of a batter to end the game…sigh…
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I know, right? But still, every time he gets 2 strikes I hear “Finish Him” in my head.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on May 28, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I think the 9 game losing streak.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on May 28, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Let's hope
Duke pitches like dookie tomorrow
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 28, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
Him again? Ugh…
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
there he is
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
there’s got to be more classic simpsons moments i can make into victory gifs…but i can’t think of any
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
good call…lemme see if i can find a video of that
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
can’t find a video on youtube
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't get to see tomorrow night's game.... :(
Everyone make sure the Bravos bludgeon the Bucs something fierce for me?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 28, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
Long game, we (TCers) outlasted the rain and the Braves Won!
Now to get another WIN tomorrow night.
I’ll miss all of you while I’m at a wedding…see you all Saturday.
GO BRAVES!!!
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"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
we’re pretty legit
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
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