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does this work?

is this how you would do it?

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice catch heyward!

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

hanson

still only 2 runs through 6

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

89 pitches.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

He has

rebounded nicely

Still our best pitcher dont care what people say about Hudson

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just ask alvaro espinoza macaroni canole rodriguez

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

60 pitches over the last 5 innings. And yes, he is our best pitcher.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I would take Huddy over Tommy right now. Tommy still flashes control issues.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

So has Hudson.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as often as Tommy. Hudson doesn’t have walks as one of his weaknesses. Tommy does. Ask me in August and I may change my mind, but right now, I am more comfortable with Hudson on the mound.

Speaking of walks, KK has looked like he has regained his control lately. That is awesome.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m looking at their BB% right now and you’re wrong. Hanson’s start tonight won’t help though. I know for his career Hudson is normally a walk miser, but we’re talking about at this point during this season.

KK has looked solid for two straight outings. Too bad he left at like 80 pitches both times.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

0-7 is completely unindicative

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, that actually isn’t what I was talking about. I know Huddy has had some issues lately with the walks, but generally speaking, he doesn’t walk a lot of guys. Hanson has always walked a lot of guys though.

To me, that says Hanson has to make an improvement to become better, while Hudson just has to go back to doing whatever he was doing before.

It makes sense in my head.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

hansons inconsistency just makes me swing towards huddy as well. Hes a true vet, despite some struggles. But when you see huddy start scuffling, you have some confidence that isnt there when Hanson loads the bases.

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Hanson has always walked a lot of guys though.” Based on what? Inconsistent minor league numbers? Half a season last year? He had a 2.61 BB% coming into this game, you’re being way too hard on him.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or, too soft on huddy?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

so are they actually gonna come over here?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

1 2 3 inning over

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanson due up 4th…gotta think he’ll get pulled if someone reaches

by Zeus12888 on May 26, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

and now....

RUNSRUNSRUNSRUNSRUNSRUNSRUNSRUNSRUNSRUNS

by Zeus12888 on May 26, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

RIGHTY ON THE MOUND

maybe now we’ll think it’s okay to get hits

by SouthernPanther on May 26, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

We should be able to hit this guy, maybe...

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Esco hustles

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

are we the slowest team top to bottom in the majors?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s so slow that if he draws a walk, he arrives at first base yesterday.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 26, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

Giants are even slower in the games I watched. Then again, Bengie Molina skews that.

by DogDaysofSummer on May 26, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even I can laugh about that.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he looks like Abraham Lincoln. That’s gotta count for something.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

mclouth, jhey, and esco, arent they all supposed to be pretty fast?

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

esco is not fast at all

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

Esco trying hard to make that close…run a little freaking harder

by SouthernPanther on May 26, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Esco finally gets one to drop after several good ABs

by Zeus12888 on May 26, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Melky

best 3 million dollar bunter

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Melky

look at you go

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 26, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Melky with a single

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

El Melk es en fuego!

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

the difference in our offense against RHP and LHP is night and day

by SouthernPanther on May 26, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

HE MUST BAT THIRD

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone have a link?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

welcome sir!

haven’t seen you a while

by Zeus12888 on May 26, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on Nate!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Nate bunts

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Hinske!!!

keep him in the game please

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

ahh crap…obvious move

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

When you need a car
Truck or van
Who you gonna call?
MA-ROO-NE!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s the FSN Florida “call to the bullpen” jingle. It advertises a local car dealership.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bringing in a lefty to face Hinske

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ON HINSKE

COME ON BOY

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 26, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Bringing in a LHP…this should be interesting.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Can someone give me a pbp on what is going on?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Can someone give me a pbp on what is going on?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Who are the runners and how’d they get on?

(and thanks)

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Infield single for Esco, sharp single into RF for Melky. Nate sacrifice.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Escobar infield single
Melky single
Mclouth bunt

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 26, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

esco infield single on a ball that hanley couldnt get out of his glove…melky solid single to right…nate bunt

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have no friends and will die alone

also runners 2&3 Hinske at bat Loogy on mound

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 26, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOOGY-Lefty One Out GuY

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 26, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know what a loogy is.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hinske

is a corner infield/outfielder that bats left handed and plays on our team.

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 26, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also know who Hinske is. And before you post it, I know that a runner is a person who safely reaches base, and 2 and 3 stand for 2nd base (the one at the top of the diamond) and 3rd (the one on the left corner of the diamond.)

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

the mound is the pile of dirt the pitcher stands on when delivering a pitch

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet you didn't know this

also- conj. “and in addition”

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 26, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never knew what this meant. Thanks.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

looking past the next at bat

no way Prads goes Ofer for the night right?

by SouthernPanther on May 26, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

let’s go HINSKEEE

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

It's A Different Game!

First Time I’ve watched them on television in weeks. They look different here than they do on radio.
;-)

 I do notice that a really good defensive play looks better than it sounds. I can see now why we keep Escobar in the lineup. And how about that arm on Melky for that perfect strike for an out. And then there’s the bat waking up — I think he’s been listening to Joe Simpson.

I only wish that the radio was in synch with the TV — would rather listen to Don Sutton. I remember the old days when you could have Ernie Johnson every night by just switching the audio

by MarvelGoose on May 26, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Gem by Cyborg
.HUMANS AT WEBADDRESS FANGRAPHS & BASEBALLPROSPECTS PERHAPS WILL SPEAK ILL OF PERFORMANCE TONIGHT DUE TO MAGICAL MEANINGLESS “WHIP”

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL...maybe the best one yet.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They frown on WHIP at Fangraphs. Cyborg should know better.

by Bronn on May 26, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs an upgrade.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bases loaded

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Good eye Hinske.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

At the local livestock auction...

CUSTOMER: I’m looking for a quality chicken. Of all these, which would you choose?

FARMER: All things considered, I’d say this hen’s key.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

you’re on today

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a nap this afternoon.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh Meyer sucks

games over.

GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Hanley for MVP 2010!
Brandon Marshall is a Dolphin.....watch out World.

by Gatorfan4life on May 26, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Double switch

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Please dont do that bad thing Martin

by Zeus12888 on May 26, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Sanchez vs Praydo

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

YTRID MIH PU ODARP

FTFY, or is that YFTF?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

why? If I had to think than I’d say get a life. That took no thought and under a second

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

then clearly you don’t hang around here enough

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aren't we glad we traded that guy for Tim Hudson?

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 26, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

that deal

does like nice right about now

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

/glares

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way I trade EOF. :)

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 26, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marteeeeeeeeeeen

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

yankees failing miserably right now. You guys would enjoy it

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Always a good thing

GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Hanley for MVP 2010!
Brandon Marshall is a Dolphin.....watch out World.

by Gatorfan4life on May 26, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybin out?

thought he was pretty good defensively

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

A phone-conversation that I just had:

Me: Hello?
Other Guy: Hi, I am calling about your ad for German Shepherds in the paper.
Me: Yes?
OG: How much are they?
Me: Well, I only have 2 girls left, and they are $750.
OG: How much are the boys?
Me: I don’t have any boys left.
OG: How much are they?
Me: How much are what?
OG: The boys.
Me: I don’t have any left. All I have are two girls.
OG: Oh. I am looking at your ad in the paper and it says that you have 2 girls and 2 boys.
Me: Yes, but I have sold the two boys.
OG: Oh. So how much are the girls?
Me: $750
OG: Oh. How much are the boys?
Me: …….

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahahaha typical

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sheer genius.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 26, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s get down to brass tacks…how much for the ape?

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait to eat that monkey.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  


You got a 5 on you?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marteeeeeeeeeeeeeen sac fly!!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

We score 1

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess thatll do

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Tie game

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

If I were Florida, walk Heyward and pitch to the old man

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

A

Jay Hey’s due….

by Zeus12888 on May 26, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

is it just me

or is JHey as far off the plate as you can possibly stand

by SouthernPanther on May 26, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

i was also thinking this

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He always does that

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

lets him turn on those inside pitches

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then the pitcher really messed up.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 26, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the way Heyward casually brings the bat back and taps his foot when he swings and misses. It’s like he’s saying “oh, I wasn’t swinging. I was just knocking the dirt outta my cleats and your ball got in the way.”

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 26, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Paulino tried to tackle Heyward

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward way out in front of that.

by Ivan the Great on May 26, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t get picked off hinske

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Would Chipper love to hit next? I don’t know if he would, Chip.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

he will

even if he does not want to

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

What was he supposed to do?

The bases were all clogged.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 26, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

bases chucked again

for chipper….sigh…i used to be excited for this

by SouthernPanther on May 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

well. I mean, it’s Chipper…

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

JHey walks

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Chipper. Silence your naysayers, if only for a second.

by Ivan the Great on May 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Chip. Shut everyone up, please.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Happy to have you join us tonight

how’s everything going for ya?

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s just say that the Army does things very differently than the AF does…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can say that again

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

by vooodooo on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have preferred Heyward keep fouling them off until hitting a bomb. Now it’s up to the old man…

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded for Gramps

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I will allow it. Then Glaus can do work.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Call

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

by vooodooo on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

man of all the luck

i missed the prado sac fly trying to load a taylor swift video

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t have admitted to that.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 26, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever, she’s hot.

Even if she does have tiny weird eyes.

Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.

by Richard R on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walk him!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Chip, redemtion time

by Zeus12888 on May 26, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

2-0

Dont swing at all Chip

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

c’mon c’mon c’mon

Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.

by Richard R on May 26, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

CHIPPER – DO NOT SWING

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

3-0

alright chip…come on man

by SouthernPanther on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

nice meltdown bullpen

GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Hanley for MVP 2010!
Brandon Marshall is a Dolphin.....watch out World.

by Gatorfan4life on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

3-0 meat pitch coming up…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That was an exciting ball three.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

3-0 meat pitch coming up…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAAH! CHIPPER RBI WALK

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

YES

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper can still walk with the best of 'em.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper FTW.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

HE SHOULD HAVE HIT A HOME RUNZ. I HATE CHIPPER

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

why would you want Chipper to kill the rally?!? MET TROLL!!!!

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell

was with the catcher, his movement alone would make me want to throw a ball

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That’ll do

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like the Marlins are swimming beside the failboat today.

by Ivan the Great on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

ack. nice cut Troy

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m calling it: Troy going deep here.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

except you’re not the first person to say that

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nor was I the first to not get it right.

However, he did deliver.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Playing my style baseball. Singles

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nor was I the first to not get it right.

However, he did deliver.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 singles, a pair of sacrifices, and 3 walks . . .

= 2 runs and a seventh inning lead, woo!

Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.

by Richard R on May 26, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Bobbys thrilled he can now go moylan, saito, wags

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

He’d probably do it anyway.

by Ivan the Great on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he waved at it just to make the pitcher think he could toss junk

by MarvelGoose on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Troy playing hurt

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

TROY COMES THROUGH!!!! 5-2

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Singles POWAH suckas

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus!!

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

OMFG

we’re winning MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

by SouthernPanther on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Go go gadget GLAUS

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Glausosaur thinks marlins are delicious!

by Ivan the Great on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Goooood times.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

YES

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

...

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

SANTA GLAUS!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You pun well, my friend. Welcome.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glausimodo?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a great piece of hitting…

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper does nothing but walk. Troy does nothing but hit singles. THIS WILL NEVER WORK

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

+1

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

well good game tonight guys.

looking forward to the rubber game tommorow.

GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Hanley for MVP 2010!
Brandon Marshall is a Dolphin.....watch out World.

by Gatorfan4life on May 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Our O sucks So bad :)

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

HEAP!

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Macattack!

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 26, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

MAC! Nice

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

BMAC!!! YES!!!

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 26, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Another run

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if the guys know that this is supposed to be the begninning of a long terrible slide?

WTF are they doing winning late?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 26, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ross pinch running?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

oh thank heavens

chip woulda been out a month if he had to collide

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

IM A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION

by Zeus12888 on May 26, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Ross in

tv just cut out from heavy rain

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha

The lights just went out at Wrigley

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on May 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Folks, just got home…How my P2C YEsco doing so far? Got some high hopes for him! Love to see him come around.:)

by jdmarine on May 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 run

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

make that 2 for 3 with 1 RBI

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!!!!!!!!!!! God I gotta get my cable hooked back up!

by jdmarine on May 26, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 hits in the inning!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question from a Nintendo survey I'm taking

Outside of your workplace and/or your school, how often do you spend time with friends or family outside of your home? (Please select one answer)

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF? GLAUS SCORED!!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Another hit

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

ESCO!

AND GLAUS SOMEHOW MADE IT HOME!

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus scores

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for Yunel to manage a 2-out double play.

Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.

by Richard R on May 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

n’rmind.

Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.

by Richard R on May 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

-1

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

as opposed to a 1 or 3 out double play

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOW THE HELL WAS GLAUS SAFE?

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

The throw beat him by 30 business days.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He slid under the glove

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

catcher wiffed

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never question his methods

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marlins should know how to stop the Braves.

Bring in the soft tossing lefty of doom, not actual legit pitchers.

by DogDaysofSummer on May 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That seemed way more awesome than it should have.

And it really really did seem awesome. I’m out of words-Awesome awesome.

by Bronn on May 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

It wouldn't have seemed at all inappropriate

If Glaus had been mobbed at the plate by his teammates

by Bronn on May 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how Melky’s all “Calm the fuck down. I got this handled.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Snitker is a lucky fucker…he should have been toast with a half-decent throw.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

My fantasy team thanks him kindly.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on May 26, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

And KK is saying why not me?

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor KK.

Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.

by Richard R on May 26, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

LACISM

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Melky, HR scores Esco

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

started playing Soundgarden- Rhinosaur aka Rainbow Llamasaurus’ walkup song at the start of the inning and just kept hitting repeat…

by 15ks on May 26, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

and the Sillies are losing.

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on May 26, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Red Dead Redemption

my roomate is playing this over the sound system and every 15 seconds i’m thinking there’s a dog or damsel in distress right outside my fucking window. WTF is with that game??

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

GTA in the Wild West

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

im sort of content, he’s (my roomate) not bad, kinda looks like i’m just watching a real western

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha. Don’t have it but interwebs say its good. and the interwebs never lie. I’m going to play this weekend though

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The story has pretty solid so far.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you don’t see too much of him throughout the first half. Pretty much every review I’ve seen has said that the ending is fantastic.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh wow

a woman who looked very much like a “streetwalker” just horsejacked my boy hahaha

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven’t seen that yet. Has he hogtied a hooker and put them on the traintracks yet?

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

*roomate spits up drink*

when i read that. Asks: do you get acheivement for that?

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

YUP.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goes something like this.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

he can be playing this for hours and I STILL think someones creeping up on me, and i look out of the window each time it rains. Wow. First time this has happened – doesnt take a gamer to know this one’s badass…

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

it really is.

may be the best 60 bucks ive spent on a game in a while

by carolinabrave89 on May 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It makes me want to go back and finish the GTA DLC, but I know I’ll just be disappointed.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

4/16 I think someone said eariler.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

April 16

same day Chipper last homered… fingers crossed that barren spell comes to an end tonight as well

by ByrneSupremacy on May 26, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, look how good we look with Yunel hitting the ball. We need him to keep this up

by MarvelGoose on May 26, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Moylan sighting

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Hinske & Ross in; Glaus and McCann out

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Gday Mate!

Let’s finish this Matilda up and go get some barby

by MarvelGoose on May 26, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

peter you suck, peter you suck, peter your music is fucking terrible

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

If they were Sean John sweatpants it would have been fine. But because they’re Costco brand, it’s like the worst thing I could do?

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a. Yeah bitch

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

+ however many you want

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love puppets – i love lamb chop, big bird, snuffalupagus fucks my shit UP

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No what I need is to B my L on some T’s

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i use that all the time in real life

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHE’S HAVING AN ORGASM!

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice necklace liz – did you have that, a minute ago?

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re my step-brother! We’re not even blood! I have no qualms with sticking you! I will equalize you!

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off to find the mythical clitoris…

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

are those sad tissues or happy tissues?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

God put mouths on our heads for a reason. NO!

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

We really need to increase the amount of quotes from that movie on here. So funny.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

OFSM is a go

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

WORD UP

But I have a bad feeling Get Him to the Greek is gonna suck

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, leave a good thing

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jonah Hill cracks me up just by being on screen, so I’ll probably like it.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

you fail. It will disgrace Forgetting Sarah Marshall beyond belief

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like you got some pain behind those eyes.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s only one cure for my pain. Wait, you don’t have weed. Guess I’ll go surfing then

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

cut the chase i’m ready to ride giants

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m here to murder you (awkward laugh)

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You want gag me?

Well now, yeah, kinda

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, carried on living my life

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can stop crying now, he's dead

YOU should stop crying

i’m not crying i’m not a baby

Oh really cuz you look like a big baby

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

- If you get bit by a shark, you aren’t going to just quite surfing are you?
- Yeah, probably.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

take my eyes but not the shirt! I think we’ve improved it by all odds

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a metaphor for a shit movie.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

NAHWAL should have one movie each game

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

go on….

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummmm… and we quote from it?

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

as in I add a FSM quote of the day or you guys try and pull out the best quote for a point?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

so arbitrary – “best” quote? first used? people would just open up a script of it in a side tab and just quote every 3rd line….

there needs to be a way to judge the relevance and humor based on the situation in which the line from said movie is used. Such as:

Man, chipper needs to just TAKE a pitch here-
Literally, do nothing

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did…didn’t work.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Chiper needs to retire. He’s useless out there”
DIE……. DIE….. DIIIIIE…… I can’t…..

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...

you have to do a little more than THAT

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

no real way to do it i’s just sayin its cool to quote

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d juge it, no different that picking a P2C…. I got it!!! anyone who wants posts what they think will be the FSM quote of the game. Whichever one fits best in the game (that’ll be up to everyone in the OT) it the quote of the game. These points go in a separate bank. At the end of 2 weeks, the person with the most FSM point gets an extra 2 NAHWAL points.
Anybody game?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea but wouldn’t you have to be present for EVERY thread?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t… Someone who is there anyway could just post it in the thread. Its up to the GT people anyway

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems like that might make some people force it…lose its comedic value…just to get the points

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then the game stands in principle only and shall forever be perfect in our own minds

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

DRACULA MUSICAL

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

peter’s song kicks ed helms’ tiger song from hangovers ass

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you feel Jesus in your thighs?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thr trick is to have deep penetration with simultaneous clitoral stimulation. If you can somehow involve the anus in it, then thats just perfect.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 26, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

For an O that sucks

we are doing pretty good. :)

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't speak his language :)

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty well

I win everybody

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice inning

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Sanchez hits into an Escobar.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 26, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

and forever a vidro

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

previously known

as an Escobar.

Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.

by Richard R on May 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats was Furcal-esque

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on May 26, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

yah, Hinske in for Glaus, pitcher in the cleanup spot

Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.

by Richard R on May 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ran for Heap in the 7th

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

he just straight pinch ran for Mac though…defensive replacement lol

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Humid night :)

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow..

phils have only scored in one of their past 35 innings

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Shhhhh

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give it back Hanley , give it back!

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

epic win

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL @ Gary Matthews Sr

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is ‘Manny Acosta’?

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

you say it like its a bad thing

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ironic because we were talking about the video game before

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

like on this thread?

i knew about the off topic thread, but i dont “game” so i didnt get into it

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hoping to see Venters or Martinez in the 9th.

Although if Bobby wants to use this chance to try and let Saito get back on track that’s alright too. Just no EOF please against this all righty lineup.

by DogDaysofSummer on May 26, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

braves have no off days till the 14th…good for me…bad for them

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

20 in a row? Bad for the team, good for us!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

uh-oh.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Wags

going to get him a save opportunity or else

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

3 straight 2 out hits lead to a run

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Wags just went from 6 to midnight

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Well done.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

You gotta give your man a little bit of leash, espically when the first two hits had no business being hits (because they were good pitches).

by DogDaysofSummer on May 26, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heeeeeeeey,

Wes Helms sighting.

Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.

by Richard R on May 26, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

It gets quiet in here when we are winning.

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

My point :)

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had one of these as a young child

I loved it

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

theres still a few in my basement when I was a kid….every once in awhile my dad hides them around to scare the shit out of my mom

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love this guy!

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I should go check and see who's clip clopping over my bridge

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG! wtf

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

wheres my man hektor

must be out for reals

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

havent heard from you since we were losing…thought you had left

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re not gonna believe this…. the day of the infamous OUT FOR REAL i really had to go out… and was mad cause of the game too… but i had to pick up the wife cause it was rainning… and when i got home.. i found out we won 10-9… guess what… today i had to go pick something up and left the game 2-1 Fish…. its raining over here again… and now i get home and see were winning 7-2…..

by Hektor DiPaula on May 26, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to read that

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH HOORAY

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOORAY BEER!

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAD!!!

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stinky either way....

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward

walks with the best of them

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

So if Pinto hits a batter, does that make it a Pinto bean?

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

my zing was bolded but yours had an exclamation point, therefore they must mean the same thing

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

and if there was an all capital letter one that would also equate

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow…

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

This has been your John Smoltz moment.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 26, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

or the 5th, but who’s counting

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybin, Maybin not

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of all my jokes, THIS is the one that takes off?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I personally enjoyed the Tally Martin Van Bueren, or whoever that Ghostbusters 2 looking guy was.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tally Rally

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was rally Former Alabama Governor Hugh McVay. And he gave me the creeps.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybn, Maybin not

Only when I’m around. Then again, you walk into them a lot

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper. Get a hit. Thank you

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

See Heyward run. Run Heyward run.
/evil laugh. I’m going to make millions

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper

just not squaring the ball up, come on break out of it

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper. Needs to remember how to hit

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Guessed wrong.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok Brooks. Time for a walkoff GS

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure would be a shame if Conrad’s shirt fell off. Yep, real disaster that’d be.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it…its the letters not the damn belt…I hate the strike zone as its called

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with you.

I just hate how it seems to come and go….especially in important counts.

by DogDaysofSummer on May 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did y’all post a link on the other thread… or are you hiding out here?
LOL

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 26, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Posted a link…you’re back pretty quick.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Airport only about 15 miles away.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome back! I created a Moylan graphic in case we had to use it while you were away.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll be it was awesome.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was intentionally bad. MS Paint for the win.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Helluva effort if you used Paint.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, the joke is yours are pretty clever and well-thought out and mine are…less so.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s ALL good.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 26, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

intentionally bad?!? /resisting the urge for Maybin, Maybin not

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I listened to the game on the radio to/from airport.
WOW what a 7th inning!!!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 26, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

So happy you knew we were winning.

I thought about you, and hoped you knew!

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was crappy signal on the radio – but I listened and shouted through the static.

Hubby is having a snack while we finish the game now on the TV.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good deal!!

A homecoming win for the hubby!

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward on base...

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s an okay pitcher.

by Lennox on May 26, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 hits? 3k? Is he sick?

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

and people are still picking Halladay to win the Cy…

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhh..

This explains why noone was in the other room.. HAHA

by jjhova12 on May 26, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I did not know

Mac played Catcher for the Marlins

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

This

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ross is batting – you don’t know that it ain’t Mac behind the plate.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 26, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hehe :)

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

JHey likes running

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Wild play

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward to 3rd on a Little League play.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe he’ll steal home on the throw back to the pitcher now

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clownfish

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Good motion on the fastball from the catcher to 2cd.

by MarvelGoose on May 26, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I almost need to post a facepalm for them in sympathy.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 26, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

That would require us to care more than the Phish Phans..

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 26, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

so I'm uploading a video compilation of Heywards HRs so far...

It’s the first cut.. still got some tweaking to do.. Anyone interested in seeing it? I’ll see if I can link it up here somehow when it’s done uploading.

by jjhova12 on May 26, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

No

but do you have one of all nate McLouths called third strikes?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope..

but I’ll do that one next if you’d like

by jjhova12 on May 26, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about Yunels baserunning greatest hits?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could always do one of him forgetting to tag up on Glaus’ fly ball…just an infinite loop.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, so much for that idea...

I got blocked from uploading due to copyright violations.. Oh well..

by jjhova12 on May 26, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that sucks :(

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would like to see it.

The Heyward video that is :)

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

about 4 or 6 of us have been doing our own little party over at the original thread wondering where everybody went.

by fandave on May 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

trying to avoid you

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

for obvious reasons

by fandave on May 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

we all went to the kitchen for a beer

by MarvelGoose on May 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell yeah

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

party dont start til it walks in and it usually dont leave until the thing ends..

by 15ks on May 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jason Heyward once got into a staring contest with the reflection of the Dos Equis guy. Guess what? It only took him 3 days to win

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on May 26, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

i literally busted out laughing when that replayed – he threw the pitch waaaay over the catcher right back over hanley’s head!! hahaha thats funny. wow.

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

WAGNER TIME.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ride_of_the_Valkyries

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry…just trying to culture you folks a little. I fail. Lemme see if I can make one up real quick of his head on a tractor or something.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fellow opera buff here.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really

me too

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

no kidding

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You betcha.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the seven elephants of the apocalypse!

MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48

by BullManUGA on May 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apocalypse?

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on May 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Edward Norton wearing a Braves hat while riding a horse?

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thought it was Daniel Negreaneu

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

K

for Wags, see you later

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Heat!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

ninety SIIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!

by traphicg on May 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

GAS

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

7-3 Bravos… 1 out remaining in the game.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 26, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Cue the Gas South sparklers!

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on May 26, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

2

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 26, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Wags looking sharp tonight. unhittable sharp.

by fandave on May 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

27K in 16.2 IP

That is redic even for a closer

by fphjr01 on May 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Shame he is retiring! We are only gonna get better over the next couple of seasons!:)

by jdmarine on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Flyout to Right ends it.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

can of corn

to right

Game Over

Wags good night

by UltimaParadox on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS REMINDS ME OF A DARK, GOTHIC NEIL DIAMOND

"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10

by BraveSaluki on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

al;ksjdflkajsdljkfalsdkjf

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good to see ya big guy!:)

by jdmarine on May 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

me and RL got next on the beer pong table

by 15ks on May 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats exactly what I was going for! Fuck, you’re cool!

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Dark Gothic Neil Diamond” ??? - ooohh….better put down the salsa.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

FISH GO DOWN THE CHUTE, BRAVES GO UP THE LADDER!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huzzah

where’s the picture at?

by fphjr01 on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

HUZZAH

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 26, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAY!!!!

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd place again!

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

VICTORY


"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"

by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Where's Riley?

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Dancing all around!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 26, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I love this :)

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

….

Adjectives fail me.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 26, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where’s NCChopper? Lemme get a so long everybody and my night will be complete!

by jdmarine on May 26, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Ask and ye shall receive.

.

See everyone tomorrow night for the SERIES WIN.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 26, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! You rock my ass off! Y’all have a good night! We’ll get ’em again tommorrow!

by jdmarine on May 26, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

errrrr………..supposed to be face off! lil’ bit too much Dewar’s tonight! and on that note…i’m out!!!!!!!!!

by jdmarine on May 26, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, indeed.

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent Game! And a W for Tommy Hanson!

by fandave on May 26, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Another win tomorrow would be fantastic!

"The birth of Jason Heyward was God's punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly"

by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

To Do List:

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 26, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Poorly-drawn Moylan approves.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 26, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wags’ post-game interview: “Tomorrow, we gotta bring it.”

by fandave on May 26, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice work getting this up

If you haven’t noticed, I’m a bit busier than usual as of late.

"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."

by Scott Coleman on May 27, 2010 1:19 AM EDT reply actions  

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